Naruto 7.0

[noodleman]

is this confirmed? Seems random that all the sudden konoha peeps meet up with Tobi.

[Wil]

sounds fake but in a couple days we'll know for sure what's going on in the manga.

manga is bringing THE HYPE!

[Rodimus]

Noodle: That spoiler is suppose to be confirmed but you never know. I read a couple that talked about a flashback with Naruto's mom and Pein so go figure.

With the spoilers take it face value until we get the chapter.

[The Damned]

is this confirmed? Seems random that all the sudden konoha peeps meet up with Tobi.

Sounds better than what we're probably going to get, so enjoy it while you can.

I still have to wonder where the hell Zetsu is.

[TheRedCyclone]

sounds fake but in a couple days we'll know for sure what's going on in the manga.

manga is bringing THE HYPE!

yeah, it's confirmed over at Mangahelpers.

[noodleman]

I still have to wonder where the hell Zetsu is.

NOMing dead bodies in the middle of nowhere.

[TheDarkPhoenix]

Yeah the zetsu thing is bothering me, I wonder why they would have "most powerful member" pein...fight this early on, and the only reason i can think of is he def not going to die yet.


We still need to see Zetsu, kisame and itachi, and the woman fight...

[Dhalsimowns]

Sasori is made of wood right? I think he would be good kindling for a black flame campfire.

[4neqs]

re: the spoilers in this post (http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=4545327&postcount=9749)


I was expecting more Kakashi dialogue in the meeting with TobiMadara. Oh well, maybe in due time. I hope he does something really crazy.

[Green]

We don't actually know what puppets are made of, and Kishi probably won't ever tell us.

[Zachman]

It's about time they focused on the other characters.

[BEWD]

It's about time they focused on the other characters.

May I point you to exhibit A: Tenten still being useless

[Markudea]

Another random pic (http://forums.narutocentral.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1473&d=1195864074) that I seen somewhere...

[wez]

So, what is the deal with Tobi talking about having Madara's power?

[ShinAkumax]

Sounds like a really exciting chapter.

[noodleman]

Yeah the zetsu thing is bothering me, I wonder why they would have "most powerful member" pein...fight this early on, and the only reason i can think of is he def not going to die yet.


We still need to see Zetsu, kisame and itachi, and the woman fight...
konan did fight jiraiya for abit, gets owned badly, then pain tells her to get out of his way.

[The Damned]

May I point you to exhibit A: Tenten still being useless

That's not a good point. Tenten isn't a characater, she's a woman.

Seriously.

I mean, think about it, anyone that acts womanly (and isn't really a bishonen guy, *cough*Sai*cough*Haku*cough*) that is actually a woman is fucked in this series. And simply having breasts is likely doom as well. They most likely going to be short-lived eye candy.

Let's make a list:

Sakura: Is secretly a boy, which makes Naruto gay anyway. (Seriously, even the most petite Asians have some breasts. She really is like a god-damned ironing board.)

Temari: Almost complete tomboy. If it wasn't for the fact that Shikamaru seems immune to being in yaoi, then I would certain that she is a guy.

Anko: Doesn't fucking exist anymore.

Ino: Didn't do jack shit against Kakuzu like you would expect after her Sensei was killed. Seriously, did she even try anything?*

Hinata: Vastly ignored and doomed because either she gets that idiot Naruto to finally fucking knowledge and ends with him (boo!) or that never happens and she is crushed upon learning that he's in love with "a girl" named Sakura (or Sasuke, considering how much more feminine he is compared to Sakura).

Hanabi: Surprisingly, may be the only exception to the rule, since she is ridiculously pimp for a little girl. Since she's not tied to Hokuto er..Konohamaru, it's unlikely we will see her again (as anything but brief jailbait if Hinata's breasts tell us anything). If she wasn't a Hyuuga, then I would fear that she would easily go the way of Anko.

That Random Grass Kunoichi That Orochimaru Killed Offscreen: ...Yeah.

That Random Girl Orochimaru had as his new body against Sarutobi: ...Yeah.

That Sound Ninja Girl That Got Sacrificed by Orochimaru: ...Yeah.

Tenten: Is a shame to all fictional womankind, even raging cumsluts with fiery fecal incontinence due too much (pleasurable) tentacle rape.

Tsunade: Acts like a damn tomboy and has the most absurd caricarture type-breasts that I've ever encountered--although Eiken or whatever that perverted anime was called seems to come close from what little I've seen. Seriously. She's basically two EE breasts attached to a super-strong gambling addict, vain whore. Nice role model, Sakura.

Shizune: Cute, but literally eclipsed by Tsunade even when the latter turns to the side (especially then!).

Tayuya: This tomboy gets killed by the even bigger tomboy Temari. Next.

Chiyo: Died, though she had at some brief revelance as the Anti-Sasori and then Plot no Jutsu.

Konan: Needs to desperately take some lessons from Yomiko Readman. Seriously. Yomiko would beast that bitch, apparently.

Naruto's Mother: A.k.a. The Fourth's cumbucket.

Kurenai: Should be tops since genjutsu is ridiculous in this anime and she's a specialist. Guess what! Fucking Asuma hit that (accurately; take that Tenten). Next.

Karin: Constantly wonders if Sasuke can extend his cock as much as his katana.


Etcerta etcerta.

Kishimoto seems like he's even more of an asshole than I am.

konan did fight jiraiya for abit, gets owned badly, then pain tells her to get out of his way.

Yes, but don't blame him.

She got owned so simply, it was ridiculous.



*Did Chouji do a god-damned thing for that matter? I forget since that damned fight was so horrible.

[Wut_da_Heck]

Since when did Hanabi earn the respect that I usually hear from other fans? I've been following the manga and I've never came across a moment where she has done anything useful.

Theres somethin about them Hyuuga chicks that automatically gives them respect even though they haven't showed much.

[The Damned]

Since when did Hanabi earn the respect that I usually hear from other fans? I've been following the manga and I've never came across a moment where she has done anything useful.

Theres somethin about them Hyuuga chicks that automatically gives them respect even though they haven't showed much.

In reverse order:

Breasts.

Hanabi was chosen by her father to be the next heir because Hinata was being a weak bitch. While this might have changed (after she lost to Neji), Hanabi seemed to have stepped to the challenge and be one of Kishimoto's vaunted genius. With time, she could easily turn out to be a female version of Neji that's not as fatalistic (as he was) but just as assholish. [See below.]

[Havoc]

Hanabi has only been in, what, one chapter?

What could she have done yet?

People just want to see what she can do, since she was touted so heavily in her one appearance.

[Wut_da_Heck]

In reverse order:

Breasts.



Post-time skip Hinata I agree, uhh but Hanabi? Neji had more to offer. no homo.

Hanabi does show potential to be an awesome character, but you might as well leave her in the kiddie section along with Konohamaru because I doubt anything is gonna build with her character. At most she'll appear as a cameo in a filler taking out scrub ninjas with a super cool looking version of whatever Neji's done already.

[Dhalsimowns]

Remember when Neji was the man? And he never fought Sasuke like he should have? Or developed into an awesomely powerful charcter like he should have?
And sat around deflecting Ten-Ten's knives for a few years and is just some guy now? Thank you Kishi for once again abusing your story potential and leaving it in the attic like a step child you were tired of abusing.

[Adam Warlock]

Where the fuck is Saist?

[noodleman]

*Did Chouji do a god-damned thing for that matter? I forget since that damned fight was so horrible.

err, he defeated one of the sound 4. Remember that skinny butterfly shit? And how he busted his buds out of that chakra draining trap in the fight?

edit: oh, you were talking about that fight in particular, i think he grabbed some people out of the way to dodge something.

[Rodimus]

Where the fuck is Saist?

Lol I 2nd that.

Damn wtf? no spoiler pics to makes us go wow?! Damn i need the chapter i cant wait till friday. Give a brother something.

Also i really dont want the chapter split between other characters and jiraiya Wu tang pein. I want All Jiraiya, Wu Tang Pein--End that completely then lets get over to the Uchiha Hideout.

Oh well guess i'll just wait.....

[Adam Warlock]

Are people still defending Tenten? What the fuck. She even has an unbreakable hymen.

[noodleman]

Lol I 2nd that.

Damn wtf? no spoiler pics to makes us go wow?! Damn i need the chapter i cant wait till friday. Give a brother something.

Also i really dont want the chapter split between other characters and jiraiya Wu tang pein. I want All Jiraiya, Wu Tang Pein--End that completely then lets get over to the Uchiha Hideout.

Oh well guess i'll just wait.....
haha, Jiraiya vs Pain has been so intense, I've forgotten there are other characters in the manga. Seriously though, they really shouldn't put this fight on Pause.

[Robust]

haha, Jiraiya vs Pain has been so intense, I've forgotten there are other characters in the manga. Seriously though, they really shouldn't put this fight on Pause.

I think they should. That way we have to wait 3 years and 9 weeks, instead of 3 years and 5 weeks for it to be animated. lolol.

[Atomic #]

I think they should. That way we have to wait 3 years and 9 weeks, instead of 3 years and 5 weeks for it to be animated. lolol.

Which means it'll be an estimate of about 20 years to get done with the entire series? Naruto has Madara's crew, Sasuke's gang, Kabuto-Orochimaru, and the Kyuubi control to deal with...

We'll probably die from old age before this series is finished... being all senile with alzheimer's; we'll forget that TenTen is worthless when she makes her return to the manga...

[Markudea]

Here's episodes 36-37 (RAW):
- http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/Naruto+Shippuuden+36/video/x3manc_naruto-shippuden-3637-part-1-raw_creation (Part 1)
- http://www.dailymotion.com/Naruto_Shippuden_2/video/x3madd_naruto-shippuden-3637-part-2-raw_creation (Part 2)
- http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/Naruto+Shippuuden+36/video/x3mb0u_naruto-shippuden-3637-part-3-raw_creation (Part 3)

[Robust]

Which means it'll be an estimate of about 20 years to get done with the entire series? Naruto has Madara's crew, Sasuke's gang, Kabuto-Orochimaru, and the Kyuubi control to deal with...

We'll probably die from old age before this series is finished... being all senile with alzheimer's; we'll forget that TenTen is worthless when she makes her return to the manga...

hahahahaa

so true. However, tenten has a magical uterus that will give birth to the 35-tailed fox that will be produced when she is artificially inseminated by vulpix.

[4neqs]

Highlight of this week's show:

http://img104.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=80548_1196337917587_122_1042lo.jpg

On some other Naruto forums, someone's got it figured out. Pain has six bodies. He's taking orders from TobiMadara, so the latter must have stronger powers, right? well...

http://img186.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=80551_1196315829081_122_65lo.jpg

[Kisame]

Which means it'll be an estimate of about 20 years to get done with the entire series? Naruto has Madara's crew, Sasuke's gang, Kabuto-Orochimaru, and the Kyuubi control to deal with...

the series has 3 years tops left in it. I dont know where you getting 20 years from. Madara's crew? You mean the akatsuki that got taken out by sakura, an old woman, shikamaru, and a bunshin feint?

And team Hebi can all die in the upcoming Sasuke fight. There is no guarantee that Kyuubi will ever fight naruto as he shown to be controlled by both shodai and Madara so his days being some uber villain is just about over there are people stronger.

Sasuke is engaging in his final fight with Itachi. The main secret super villain has been revealed (madara), jiraiya is dying and giving naruto his final power up, Tsunade is going to most likely fight to avenge Jiraiya and die leaving the Hokage spot vacant. Not much of anything left.

[noodleman]

Highlight of this week's show:

http://img104.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=80548_1196337917587_122_1042lo.jpg

On some other Naruto forums, someone's got it figured out. Pain has six bodies. He's taking orders from TobiMadara, so the latter must have stronger powers, right? well...

http://img186.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=80551_1196315829081_122_65lo.jpg
lol at the screen cap. hinata is TOO GDLK.

[Bowza]

the series has 3 years tops left in it. I dont know where you getting 20 years from. Madara's crew? You mean the akatsuki that got taken out by sakura, an old woman, shikamaru, and a bunshin feint?

And team Hebi can all die in the upcoming Sasuke fight. There is no guarantee that Kyuubi will ever fight naruto as he shown to be controlled by both shodai and Madara so his days being some uber villain is just about over there are people stronger.

Sasuke is engaging in his final fight with Itachi. The main secret super villain has been revealed (madara), jiraiya is dying and giving naruto his final power up, Tsunade is going to most likely fight to avenge Jiraiya and die leaving the Hokage spot vacant. Not much of anything left.

Danzou and possible Konoha civil war?

[Kisame]

Danzou and possible Konoha civil war?

red herring for danzou actually being good?

[Atomic #]

Well, they can simply make more shit up... Inuyasha is at what? 51 plus volumes, about 500 chapters... It looks like its still going... and the series was horrible...

So what is stopping Naruto from surpassing that, especially how popular it just hit America... Plot no Jutsu = $$$$. The characters just hit adolescene.... Thats just begging for 2 or 3 more time skips...

Thats a great screencap btw...

[Kisame]

So what is stopping Naruto from surpassing that,


the author wants to do another manga.. he said himself naruto is nearing its completion. thats why everything is being rushed.

[Sacr3D]

I think it would be good for the mangaka to do an other manga because you can see that he's tired of Naruto and got himself into a big pile of plot bullshit.

[TheDarkPhoenix]

nah if he does another manga it'd fall off the same way, once a quitter always a quitter.


Naurto has massive potenial and he just gonna end it?

[Kisame]

the other manga was the one he wanted to do from the beginning. Naruto is just the manga he did to become famous/get financial security.

[Sacr3D]

nah if he does another manga it'd fall off the same way, once a quitter always a quitter.


Naurto has massive potenial and he just gonna end it?

That doesn't mean that he's a quitter. The manga has gone for long enough. Its not like its never going to end.

[Green]

Hey guys, remember when the Sharingan could predict the actions of an opponent?

[Kisame]

The Kisame panels this chapter were superb. Especially the one where he had samehada on his shoulders.

[ReggieHadoken]

lol at the screen cap. hinata is TOO GDLK.

Even in his dreams Hinata has a huge rack!! Meanwhile Sakura is flatter than day old soda.

[ShinAkumax]

The Kisame panels this chapter were superb. Especially the one where he had samehada on his shoulders.


Raw?

[TheRedCyclone]

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc103/xueyinger1201/image010-1.jpg?t=1196390154

[Atomic #]

^ Thats a bad ass pic...

Itachi: Does Itachi have to slap a bitch? For the next 48 hours? In your mind? Well... do I?:woot:

[Kisame]

http://rs142.rapidshare.com/files/73231288/Naruto_380.rar

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5P7320YR

http://rapidshare.com/files/73231531/raw380.zip

[noodleman]

wow, spoilers were true. well i'll be damned.

[Rodimus]

380=A monster of a chapter. Jiraiya=as we say on srk GGPO!!

And Madara talking to Naruto and Co, that shit right there has scary implications. Naruto was like wtf i went right through him? Tobi/Madara just chillin like if only ya'll knew who i really was..lol.

380 you can almost feel the end is near. What's the story after the Itachi/Sasuke fight? Jiraiya good as done, Tsundae, knows some shit aint right, right now.

Seeing Itachi all cool like that, Does Sasuke's sharingan counter the Mangekyou off the jump? Who knows how that battle is gonna play out. sasuke should win for the story to progress--but Itachi is just way too cool.

Damn It was good to finally see naruto again, but wow Itachi vs Sasuke is already here.

This is gonna be a crazy battle cause we never really seen 2 elite sharingan users go at it. I have to give sasuke some props for just being about his business since part 2. He made a crew just in case there were any problems,

He pretty much took it to the Legendary Deidara, and i re-read the chapter he bought the heat to that Itachi clone so...

On the real if naruto goes to 500 chapters i'll be surprised.

[Muff Daddy]

The fact that Naluto's attack just passed right through Tobi probably means that Tobi has some fine-grained control over the dimensional X-Zone Sharingan stuff. This 8 on 1 battle between team Konoha and Tobi has been set up just to showcase how sick Tobi is. Team Konoha is about to get owned up hard, bet it. Kakashi will probably end up figuring out how to land a hit with his own Sharingan, but only after Tobi gets in that booty for a while.

[Pryde]

Muff Daddy: off topic, but I just LOLed at your signature, so true and so owned.

[Muff Daddy]

Muff Daddy: off topic, but I just LOLed at your signature, so true and so owned.

I know. :rofl:

Fool got Matrimowned.</off-topic hilarity>

[Markudea]

Here's episode 36-37 (SUBBED):
- http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/NARUTO+SHIPPUDEN+37+%28SUBBED%29/video/x3mhxv_naruto-shippuuden-36-37-subbed-part_shortfilms (Part 1)
- http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/NARUTO+SHIPPUDEN+37+%28SUBBED%29/video/x3mi0b_naruto-shippuuden-36-37-subbed-part_shortfilms (Part 2)
- http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/NARUTO+SHIPPUDEN+37+%28SUBBED%29/video/x3mi3s_naruto-shippuuden-36-37-subbed-part_shortfilms (Part 3)

[50 SENT]

lol @ itachi in a pimp chair :cool: lol

But with Jiraiya, that ending just REEKZzz of tsunade to come to his rescue. "i'm gambling that he's not coming back" i could see Tits McGee showing up to save his ass. Everytime a good guy seems like he's about to meet a sure death in Naruto something like that always happens.

And 36-37 was borin as fuck.

[noodleman]

crazy whack theory. If JMan dies, Tsunade is going to die too. It could be Kishi "cleansing" the naruto world of the "old ways" to prave way for the new ways of the ninja, aka naruto's lets fight, then be friends way of the ninja.

[SmoothCat]

the raw was sick i need to read this shit in English asap

[The Chief]

Onemanga sure is taking their time with this one.

It's the only site I can read manga from at work.

[DarthTrey]

same here >_<

[Power Man Fox]

crazy whack theory. If JMan dies, Tsunade is going to die too. It could be Kishi "cleansing" the naruto world of the "old ways" to prave way for the new ways of the ninja, aka naruto's lets fight, then be friends way of the ninja.

I thought that's what chiyo's last speech was about :xeye:

[ViciousSLASH]

Tobi is a GGGGGGGGGGGGGHHOOOOOOSSTTT!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I can't wait to watch the Konoha 8 fight him turnbased style.

Maybe he'll have ultimate sharigan justu power and just take over their bodies and make them fight each other.

If everything is about to go to shit, the best ending possible for the Uchiha fight would be Itachi beating the shit out of Sasuke, leaving, and then having Orochimaru pop up out of nowhere and take over his body.

I CAN'T WAIT TO GET DISAPPOINTED WHEN ALLT HE BADASS VILLIANS LOSE!!!!!!!!

[The Damned]

I CAN'T WAIT TO GET DISAPPOINTED WHEN ALLT HE BADASS VILLIANS LOSE!!!!!!!!

Seriously.

Anyway, I should have figured that he would have cut away from the ending of the Pain/Jiraiya fight after spending two months on it.

Damnit. That was so unnecessary.

Now I have to wait until Itachi and Sasuke finish fighting and Tobi beasts Konoha, only for him to probably switch to Zetsu eating Hidan for like two weeks and Anko talking to Danzou for some unnecessary reason.

...I hate Shonen manga a lot more than I used to.

[str[e]ak]

mangashare has this week's chapter:

http://read.mangashare.com/Naruto/chapter-380/page001.html

[ViciousSLASH]

Seriously.

Anyway, I should have figured that he would have cut away from the ending of the Pain/Jiraiya fight after spending two months on it.

Damnit. That was so unnecessary.

Now I have to wait until Itachi and Sasuke finish fighting and Tobi beasts Konoha, only for him to probably switch to Zetsu eating Hidan for like two weeks and Anko talking to Danzou for some unnecessary reason.

...I hate Shonen manga a lot more than I used to.

Why do japanese people put themselves through all the work that goes through making a 15-20 page comic a week when the story progresses like absolute molasses.

Why did I just realize this now. The only reason we like this shit ( manga ) is because it comes out every week. It's like we're only reading it because it's there.

Let's take Fantastic Four for example, the WORLD'S GREATEST COMIC MAGAZINE. Only a couple years ago it finally reached it's 500th issue, and it's been out since the 60's. 6 issues of Fantastic Four is a whole lot of crap. Galactus almost destroyed the entire world in like 2 to 3 issues. That is like 1/4 of just a FIGHT in Nalto/any other manga.

Wow. Why did it take me so long to figure out how absolutely redundant manga is? I feel, well I don't know really how to put it. It's a shame that this stuff is selling like hot cakes now and influencing so many kids.

I'd imagine that whole RAW chapter would have been like 5 pages in an american comic.

I guess in the long run this is okay because I'm not paying for it. But jeez, Manga is ass.

( except Full Metal Alchemist, that is probably the only good one )

[catchafire]

It's funny how beastly Sasuke has become after studying under Orochimaru's wings...
(Not, and broken) I can't wait for Naruto to fart his way to victory. Ahhh, smells just right.

[The Chief]

I knew it. I knew thay wouldn't continue the Pain vs Jiraiya fight. Also the series seems so rushed... and I did not enjoy that read at all. 379 > 380.

I think I'll take a two month break from the series to let some more things take place and read/watch them all at once for better enjoyment. Some of the current chapters/episodes releases feel so empty (including 36-37 special). [/The Chiefs opinions]

[Sacr3D]

Hi ... I'm Naruto and I'll pop up behind you for the 1000 time and do a failed Rasengan ! When I grow up I want to become Hokage by using the same "strategy" again and again. I hope you guys can enjoy my manga :)... =.=

[noodleman]

are you people happy now? Naruto made a Rasengan without a kb.

I also noticed that in the pic where Itachi is sitting in his pimp chair that behind it is the kanji for "kitsune", which means Fox, and there are nine "tails" around it. Looks like Jiraiya's statement about Madara and 9 Tails are pretty much dead on.

[dereklearnslow]

Hmm... If that is true noodleman, then when Itachi asks Sasuke what does he see, maybe he's talking about the seal behind him... interesting......

[Larry Flynt]

Why do japanese people put themselves through all the work that goes through making a 15-20 page comic a week when the story progresses like absolute molasses.

Why did I just realize this now. The only reason we like this shit ( manga ) is because it comes out every week. It's like we're only reading it because it's there.

Let's take Fantastic Four for example, the WORLD'S GREATEST COMIC MAGAZINE. Only a couple years ago it finally reached it's 500th issue, and it's been out since the 60's. 6 issues of Fantastic Four is a whole lot of crap. Galactus almost destroyed the entire world in like 2 to 3 issues. That is like 1/4 of just a FIGHT in Nalto/any other manga.

Wow. Why did it take me so long to figure out how absolutely redundant manga is? I feel, well I don't know really how to put it. It's a shame that this stuff is selling like hot cakes now and influencing so many kids.

I'd imagine that whole RAW chapter would have been like 5 pages in an american comic.

I guess in the long run this is okay because I'm not paying for it. But jeez, Manga is ass.

( except Full Metal Alchemist, that is probably the only good one )


OMFG Full Metal Alchemist >>>>>>> Naruto

But.....Itachi sitting on the chair looking like a Konoha Gangster >>>> Full Metal Alchemist, well today anyway.

[Kisame]

are you people happy now? Naruto made a Rasengan without a kb.


he did that against sakon.... infact the kage bunshin did it without a kage bunshin.

[noodleman]

he did that against sakon.... infact the kage bunshin did it without a kage bunshin.
either way, people kept complaining that he can't do it without kb's...so thsi is a reminder that he can do it.

[capcomANDsnk]

I also noticed that in the pic where Itachi is sitting in his pimp chair that behind it is the kanji for "kitsune", which means Fox, and there are nine "tails" around it. Looks like Jiraiya's statement about Madara and 9 Tails are pretty much dead on.

what did Jiraiya say again?

and yes, i'm preparing myself to be disappointed.

[The Chief]

he did that against sakon.... infact the kage bunshin did it without a kage bunshin.

lol

PO'd Naruto did it against Sasuke when the chakra took over him in their final fight scene before Shippuudden.

[scentless]

Is it me or Kishimoto copy the chair Itachi is on straight from Otomo's Akira??

[dereklearnslow]

Everything is copied from Akira...cmon now.

[Power Man Fox]

^ I thought that chair pic had an aizen(sp) feel to it.

So are there 7 peins? 1 using 6 like puppets?

[ReggieHadoken]

Man, this was a freaking sweet chapter! The scene switching was all over the place. Was nice to see Naruto and co and Sasuke and his crew. And Tsunade betting on J not coming back. The one time she'll actually win a bet. Serious stuff is about to go down.

[JustBeenIced]

Tsunade kinda hinting she'd hook up with Jiraya is a definite sign of his death, it's coming o it's coming

[Tootall]

we will now have 4 chapters of uchiha flashbacks on why sasuke is emo. the pain, the suffering. we will have to sit through it all...............again..........


and jiraiya better not effin die.. he's the best character in this crazy story. he will find nagato and kill that cheap bastard..

[4neqs]

Man, I forgot how awesome Yamato was

Sakura in the hot spring bath looks like a color swap Suigetsu. Urk.

[Starhammer]

OMG. chapter 380 brought that shit like UPS!!!! there are gonna be asses whipped all over the country!!! I'm still wondering what can J do against the one-man God Squad that is Pein. Like the rest of you, I don't have much hopes for seeing him make it to the end of this. the way things look now, it looks like kishimoto is aiming to end this right at 400 chapters. in that amount of time, you just KNOW we can expect to see "that" jutsu all over the place. I can't wait.


now back to the chapter. Kisame chillin = COOL!! I have to re-draw that pic but bigger.

Itachi? GDLK. You know this. instant wallpaper. Just plain unstoppable.

Konoha 8 Vs. Tobi/madara = better than half the shit I've seen on Wrestling for the past two years. a shame.

Tsunade chillin in the HQ? it's all okay until the teacup breaks. then J's done for. let us hope that things don't go down like that.

-Starhammer-

[Darklightjg1]

Maaaan, if I was Jiraiya... and I died. And THEN find out the chick with the tig ol' bitties says she woulda hit that after the fact... oooo boy I'd be utterly pissed. Utterly. Fuckin'. Pissed.

Even Asuma got some play before he got killed.

Nigga better not die... for great justice.

I hope Sasuke and Itachi cut the bullshit and get straight to the fighting... I was getting caught up with the anime today (left off at shippuden #5... now at #25) and it took like 4-5 damn episodes before Team Kakashi and Team Gai FINALLY got to the fighting.

[Markudea]

Chapter 380 was indeed interesting. Itachi sitting on that throne was too great, and I have a feeling that his eyes isn't weakened as Kakashi thought and may have another MS jutsu that he hasn't shown. It seems that my boy Jiraiya will be experiencing six different ways of pain before his time is up (too bad). I hope that Tobi is indeed connected to Obito and that Kakashi shows his MS just to blow both of their minds away.

[Dhalsimowns]

J will make it back.

That wasnt very Naruto like of Naruto to go for an instant kill on Tobi like that.
Kishi slipping.

[Havoc]

Hinata looked scared to see Tobi. Maybe she saw through the mask (or maybe she's just a pussy)?

Sasuke and Itachi aren't gonna fight. Itachi is gonna clue Sasuke in on what's really going on. Or they may fight briefly on some warm-up shit... Definitely not to the death though.

[str[e]ak]

Hinata looked scared to see Tobi. Maybe she saw through the mask (or maybe she's just a pussy)?

:rofl:

it's got to make you wonder about how the hell naruto magically went through tobi. anyone think it's possible that he somehow got all of the konoha ninjas in a genjutsu already?

[BEWD]

ak;4553662']:rofl:

it's got to make you wonder about how the hell naruto magically went through tobi. anyone think it's possible that he somehow got all of the konoha ninjas in a genjutsu already?

Quite possibly, Sharingan has proven to be broken many times before(and in all honesty, it still seems way more broken than the Rinnegan based on what I've been hearing posted so far. Though as much as I hate trying to make this mess coherent, it could be quite possible that the sharingan's still the strongest seeing that it's an evolution, wheareas Rinnegan's the original doujutsu used by that Six Sage Demon looking dude, apologies in advance if I listed something inaccurate)

btw, I disagree with the earlier post about Naruto being unnaruto like in trying to instakill tobi, that sounds EXACTLY like the dumbshit naruto....of 2.5 years ago manga time. >_>

[ReggieHadoken]

we will now have 4 chapters of uchiha flashbacks on why sasuke is emo. the pain, the suffering. we will have to sit through it all...............again..........



I hope that isn't what happens but knowing Kishi this could very well be the case. Sasuke is so bent on revenge that he hasn't stopped to ask why his bro would wait on him. Something is def up and Sasuke seems completely in the dark about it. But hey, an emo revenge addict tends to have a clouded mind.

[dn3000]

NOt sure about the sasuke/itachi fight.... itatchi does has a big secret for him. But is sasuke willing to forgo his revenge to see it? dum dum duuuuummmm.

[Dhalsimowns]

Quite possibly, Sharingan has proven to be broken many times before(and in all honesty, it still seems way more broken than the Rinnegan based on what I've been hearing posted so far. Though as much as I hate trying to make this mess coherent, it could be quite possible that the sharingan's still the strongest seeing that it's an evolution, wheareas Rinnegan's the original doujutsu used by that Six Sage Demon looking dude, apologies in advance if I listed something inaccurate)

btw, I disagree with the earlier post about Naruto being unnaruto like in trying to instakill tobi, that sounds EXACTLY like the dumbshit naruto....of 2.5 years ago manga time. >_>

I agree. Naruto is the dumbshit "knuckleheaded" ninja to charge in, but he is always the opposite of the kill first ninja attitude. Thus the chosen one of changing ninja ways. He never immediatley kills people he doesnt know. That was just weird to see him jump in with a kill shot.

And for the other post ya, Itatchi and Sasuke wont fight to the death. Itatchi will reveal some serious shit to Sasuke and the readers about the plot and what is going on and Sasuke could not take Itatchi at this point either.
Itatchi > Orochi and Sasuke only killed an Orochi basicly on life support.
But, its sharingan vs sharingan so who knows. Itatchi does have the MS though.

[UnCauzi]

Hah, remember Itachi never really FOUGHT Orochi either. It was just genjutsu "I win." I'd hardly call that a fight. It's an "I win" button. Only person to not get genjutsu'd I win by a sharingan user is Deidara with his "trained eye."

[Dhalsimowns]

True on one count, however, Sasuke doesnt have the MS.Diedara was owned my Itatchi's MS in a flashback.

Orochi all around >Itachi. Orochi, like in teh 4 tails fight is more monster than human. He;s like a demon. If there was no MS bye bye Itatchi, but there is so...

[UnCauzi]

Well Orochi was owned by Sasukes standard sharingan so it's not like it really matters. "Trained eye" BS asides. Sharingan = I win.

[BEWD]

Well Orochi was owned by Sasukes standard sharingan so it's not like it really matters. "Trained eye" BS asides. Sharingan = I win.

^Win, also to add more "oomph" to UnCauzi's statement, remember it took several Pains to finally lop off one of Jiraiya's limbs, Orochimaru got wtfpwned in a matter of seconds, as far as old ninjas taking on younger ninjas who're retardedly more powerful than them, Jiraiya wins hands down.:wasted:

[Ferdinandz]

Okay now Ive read the latest 2 chapters and to sum it up:

Pain - DBZ quality strength
Naruto - still a retard, still acting like a 10yo.
Jiraiya - dead
Sharingan - push to win button

Naruto overall: they should rename this series to the adventures of Sasuke

[BEWD]

Okay now Ive read the latest 2 chapters and to sum it up:

Pain - DBZ quality strength
Naruto - still a retard, still acting like a 10yo.
Jiraiya - dead
Sharingan - push to win button

Naruto overall: they should rename this series to the adventures of Sasuke

Fuck that, rename it to Eyes, plotholes, and Angst...Oh My!.

[debs]

dunno if you guys remember but sasuke charged at tobi with his sword and went straight threw him as well....or something to that effect. its like he slit him in half and tobi got right back up like nothing happened.

[BEWD]

dunno if you guys remember but sasuke charged at tobi with his sword and went straight threw him as well....or something to that effect. its like he slit him in half and tobi got right back up like nothing happened.

some srkers are suspecting it's genjutsu.

[Pryde]

Hah, remember Itachi never really FOUGHT Orochi either. It was just genjutsu "I win." I'd hardly call that a fight. It's an "I win" button. Only person to not get genjutsu'd I win by a sharingan user is Deidara with his "trained eye."

How about Jiraiya? Considering all he did was make them run. Wouldn't you count that as a victory?

[Markudea]

dunno if you guys remember but sasuke charged at tobi with his sword and went straight threw him as well....or something to that effect. its like he slit him in half and tobi got right back up like nothing happened.

some srkers are suspecting it's genjutsu.

Now that I think about it, Tobi performing genjutsus could explain how he escaped Deidara's final, final attack.

[SaiST]

True on one count, however, Sasuke doesnt have the MS.Diedara was owned my Itatchi's MS in a flashback.

Orochi all around >Itachi. Orochi, like in teh 4 tails fight is more monster than human. He;s like a demon. If there was no MS bye bye Itatchi, but there is so...
Itachi didn't use the Mangekyou Sharingan against Deidara.

Itachi and Sasuke used the same Genjutsu on both Orochimaru and Deidara, the latter two had developed counter measures for the Sharingan by the time they fought Sasuke.

And I think you should wait and see what Itachi is capable of besides hypnotising folks out of the fight before you assume that Orochimaru is an all around greater fighter than Itachi.

and Sasuke could not take Itatchi at this point either.
Itatchi > Orochi and Sasuke only killed an Orochi basicly on life support.
Sasuke knew Itachi was stronger than Orochimaru, yet here he goes, searching for Itachi immediately afterwards. Sasuke should have been at a level at least capable of competing with the likes of a healthy Orochimaru to even consider that at that point. What Sasuke said to Orochimaru a few volumes back(specifically: "You are weaker than me", and "There's nothing left for me to learn from you") may have had some truth to it.

I don't even see how so many people are assuming that Itachi's going to just completely stomp on Sasuke after what we've seen from him thus far. The vast majority of Itachi's Genjutsu, which is what he's been effortlessly chopping most of his opponents down with so far, should be mostly ineffective against Sasuke because of his own Sharingan. Not even Tsukuyomi, the ultimate Genjutsu is guaranteed to take Sasuke out at this point, as it's been suggested in the 2nd Databook and manga that even another Sharingan user with Uchiha blood, like Sasuke, is capable of dispelling it(though when they say "Sharingan", it's possible that they could be referring to the Mangekyou Sharingan as well).

Sasuke should be capable of giving Itachi a good run until he decides to start using his Mangekyou Sharingan's Doujutsu. That'll probably be the only thing giving Itachi any kind of an advantage, and pretty much the only power-up left for Sasuke, which he passed on 3 years ago, besides that Will of Fire mess; he certainly hasn't shown himself to be lacking too much anywhere else.

Of course, this is assuming they actually fight this time, and that it isn't cut short, or even cancelled by some important plot details being revealed.

[UnCauzi]

I knew Sasuke talk would bring him out. That being said. It took ONE Pain to take off Jaraiyas arm. He's one guy people accept it.

[UnCauzi]

How about Jiraiya? Considering all he did was make them run. Wouldn't you count that as a victory?

Nope, I count that as PNJ.

[Keits]

Nope, I count that as PNJ.

aka, "it doesnt fit the version of the story where his favorite characters are the most powerful, so it doesnt count no jutsu." :lovin:

[ViciousSLASH]

I knew Sasuke talk would bring him out. That being said. It took ONE Pain to take off Jaraiyas arm. He's one guy people accept it.

Okay, you are getting retarded too.

He got his arm cut off in a surprise attack. He thought it was over, BAM, ARM SLICE.

I still think it's funny that just now people are realizing the goofiness of Naruto.

We all know the good guys/youth are going to win in the end. Sasuke is Vegeta, he'll get his what he deserves when he fights Itachi.

Maybe Itachi and Sasuke will go save Jiraiya together/go to fight Tobi together after they fight and Itachi is like "little bro, our clan is evil, they released the nine tails fox on purpose"

DUN DUN DUN! OMG WHOLE WORLD THE MANGA IS FLIPPED! ( in Kishi's mind at least )

The most evil murderous character of the series is actually the good guy! DRAGON DRAGON, WATCH THE DRAGON, DRAGONBALLLL NALTOOOOO!!!

QUICK EDIT - Tobi is still a ghost, and Dei-Dei is/was the best character in the series because he was crazy and tried to nuke a hax machine.

[Ferdinandz]

Okay, you are getting retarded too.

He got his arm cut off in a surprise attack. He thought it was over, BAM, ARM SLICE.

I still think it's funny that just now people are realizing the goofiness of Naruto.

We all know the good guys/youth are going to win in the end. Sasuke is Vegeta, he'll get his what he deserves when he fights Itachi.

Maybe Itachi and Sasuke will go save Jiraiya together/go to fight Tobi together after they fight and Itachi is like "little bro, our clan is evil, they released the nine tails fox on purpose"

DUN DUN DUN! OMG WHOLE WORLD THE MANGA IS FLIPPED! ( in Kishi's mind at least )

The most evil murderous character of the series is actually the good guy! DRAGON DRAGON, WATCH THE DRAGON, DRAGONBALLLL NALTOOOOO!!!

Fuck yeah!! sasuke is the REAL Akatsuki leader! !! :looney:

and also sasuke wont really kill itachi they will become good brothers again and itachi will join sasuke's team

tsunade is actually the fourth

oh what a twist!

[Dhalsimowns]

^Win, also to add more "oomph" to UnCauzi's statement, remember it took several Pains to finally lop off one of Jiraiya's limbs, Orochimaru got wtfpwned in a matter of seconds, as far as old ninjas taking on younger ninjas who're retardedly more powerful than them, Jiraiya wins hands down.:wasted:

lol retardedly more powerful

Itatchi vs Sasuke will be whose sharingan is better. The first thing Itachi said was what can you see with your sharingan. obvious. And I have no point other than that.

And ya it would be nice to see what Itatchi is capable of without MS. Iam sure its alot, he has to be buff. Orochi is a geneticaly enhanced mutant snake ninja though. And he has 30 years on Itatchi, of geneticaly enhancing himself and practiceing his uber ass ninjutsu. Id like to see Itatchi pull kusanagi out of his stomach and stretch like Mr. Fantastic or be blown in half and reform via some snake regeneration technique. I mean, he IS a snake. Anbu captain my asshole. Him and his gay little knife.

[ReggieHadoken]

You guys crack me up. :rofl:

But on a serious note, I've been thinking, just what exactly did Karin do to Sasuke? Remember (seems like forever ago) when shark face (don't know his name) commented that he knows she did something to emo boy? Think that could end up coming into play during his fight with Itachi?

[Pained Auron]

i still need to see the new ep of sharingan. i should be able to get to it tonight

[ViciousSLASH]

You guys crack me up. :rofl:

But on a serious note, I've been thinking, just what exactly did Karin do to Sasuke? Remember (seems like forever ago) when shark face (don't know his name) commented that he knows she did something to emo boy? Think that could end up coming into play during his fight with Itachi?

Rough Vaginal Raw Dog SEX.

Or RVRDS for short. Niggaz gotta BREED HIS CLAN BACK SON.

[4neqs]

Man, I forgot how awesome Yamato was


Perfect for a "I see you masturbate" (or I see what you did there) macro

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v84/Shermie/vlcsnap-193217.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v84/Shermie/yamato-face.jpg

[Ferdinandz]

Jesus fucking christ the anime is just getting to that part?

so another 3 years to get where manga's at atm?

[Green]

Whoah whoah when did the Naruto anime get out of the last fillers?

[4neqs]

Jesus fucking christ the anime is just getting to that part?

so another 3 years to get where manga's at atm?

The current difference is 2+ years. But yes, in lieu of fillers they dragged certain parts of the manga like hell. >_<

[UnCauzi]

aka, "it doesnt fit the version of the story where his favorite characters are the most powerful, so it doesnt count no jutsu." :lovin:

Yah and Itachi is my favorite character, I never bashed the sharingan, ever. :rofl:

[UnCauzi]

Okay, you are getting retarded too.

He got his arm cut off in a surprise attack. He thought it was over, BAM, ARM SLICE.

I still think it's funny that just now people are realizing the goofiness of Naruto.

We all know the good guys/youth are going to win in the end. Sasuke is Vegeta, he'll get his what he deserves when he fights Itachi.

Maybe Itachi and Sasuke will go save Jiraiya together/go to fight Tobi together after they fight and Itachi is like "little bro, our clan is evil, they released the nine tails fox on purpose"

DUN DUN DUN! OMG WHOLE WORLD THE MANGA IS FLIPPED! ( in Kishi's mind at least )

The most evil murderous character of the series is actually the good guy! DRAGON DRAGON, WATCH THE DRAGON, DRAGONBALLLL NALTOOOOO!!!

QUICK EDIT - Tobi is still a ghost, and Dei-Dei is/was the best character in the series because he was crazy and tried to nuke a hax machine.

So it was a surprise, its still just one guy that set that shit up. People give Jaraiya all this credit because the of his toadst. At least pain is one mothafucka using his own mind to coordinate 6 mothafuckas.

Eh but I could be wrong.....

P.S. Didn't you know that posting in this thread in general is retarded. Thinking anything else is well.....retarded.

[Starhammer]

Perfect for a "I see you masturbate" (or I see what you did there) macro

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v84/Shermie/vlcsnap-193217.png

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v84/Shermie/yamato-face.jpg

:rofl: :clap: This could replace the eye of sauron.

-Starhammer-

[De4dEyE]

Yamoto's expression was the only reason I DLed this ep. :lol:

[TheDarkPhoenix]

If sasuke kills itachi its over...therefore we know that wont happen just yet. If anything they team up, or itachi punisheds sasuke to the point where he actually wants to kill naurto to get stronger. And they go through that whole thing again.

orochi is still hanging around some where too.

[Weeks]

VSlash, you can't compare to Sasuke to Vegeta; Vegeta was Toriyama's least favorite character and was treated as such

Sasuke is Kishimoto's favorite, though, so you know he's gonna get the red carpet treatment

[Xero Kaiser]

Man, Naruto's new opening blows ass.

[Starhammer]

Man, Naruto's new opening blows ass.

look at the bright side, at long last they have something in the show that sucks more than Sakura. :rofl:

-Starhammer-

[noodleman]

look at the bright side, at long last they have something in the show that sucks more than Ten Ten. :rofl:

-Starhammer-

fixed.

[Zachman]

look at the bright side, at long last they have something in the show that sucks more than Hinata. :rofl:

-Starhammer-

Fixed better.

[BananaWeed]

Hinata better start raping shit up. I want her to just come out of nowhere with ridiculous jutsu, like shooting Byakugan lasers out of her eyes or something.

[BEWD]

Hinata better start raping shit up. I want her to just come out of nowhere with ridiculous jutsu, like shooting Byakugan lasers out of her eyes or something.

which pair of eyes?

[str[e]ak]

which pair of eyes?

:rofl: hinata fembot lasers!

[Starhammer]

Fixed better.

If you see a skinny black man dressed like rick James stomping mudholes in your couch this Christmas, it's my agent. it's what you deserve for speaking ill of the Queen.

-Starhammer-

[Starhammer]

ak;4556805']:rofl: hinata fembot lasers!

:rofl: for Hinata, "that" jutsu would be a chakra-charged booby blast!!! C'mon Itachi!! lets see you Mangekyo Sharingan your way outta THAT!!

-Starhammer-

[Stabby]

Anyone remember Sai?

[Ferdinandz]

Anyone remember Sai?

I do.


But Masashi Kishimoto doesn't :rofl:

He's too busy with Sasuke and eyes n stuff.

[Starhammer]

Anyone remember Sai?

dickboy? Yeah, I'm trying to forget but it's on that part in the shippuuden now so I'm stuck with dumbfuck for now.

-Starhammer-

[noodleman]

Hinata is powerful simply because of Naruto's imagination in ep 36-37.

[ViciousSLASH]

So it was a surprise, its still just one guy that set that shit up. People give Jaraiya all this credit because the of his toadst. At least pain is one mothafucka using his own mind to coordinate 6 mothafuckas.

Eh but I could be wrong.....

P.S. Didn't you know that posting in this thread in general is retarded. Thinking anything else is well.....retarded.

I think it's completely agreed upon that nothing said in this thread is spoken of outside this thread.

VSlash, you can't compare to Sasuke to Vegeta; Vegeta was Toriyama's least favorite character and was treated as such

Sasuke is Kishimoto's favorite, though, so you know he's gonna get the red carpet treatment

Sasuke is like exactly like vegeta but Kishi just switched his characters favoritism.

Naluto = Goku's dumbassery with Vegetas luck

Sasuke = Vegeta asshole shit with Goku's I JUST LEVELD UP A-GAIN luck

[The Damned]

Sasuke is like exactly like vegeta but Kishi just switched his characters favoritism.

Naluto = Goku's dumbassery with Vegetas luck

Sasuke = Vegeta asshole shit with Goku's I JUST LEVELD UP A-GAIN luck

Vegeta had luck?

It seems like any he had was used up by the time he faced the Ginyu force then, since it's not like ever did anything really useful again at from that point on.

Unless you're calling Goku "Vegeta's luck", in which case Sasuke has gotten rid of at least two people that would likely have killed Naruto in single combat and is already working on a third.

[Azrael]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v84/Shermie/yamato-face.jpg
This image makes me laugh uncontrollably.

We COULD replace the Lidless Eye with this.

[Weeks]

reminds me of that phone commercial where the dad is talking to his daughter's boyfriend

"it's kind of like i'm watching you....all the time. always."

[ViciousSLASH]

Vegeta had luck?

It seems like any he had was used up by the time he faced the Ginyu force then, since it's not like ever did anything really useful again at from that point on.

Unless you're calling Goku "Vegeta's luck", in which case Sasuke has gotten rid of at least two people that would likely have killed Naruto in single combat and is already working on a third.

Vegeta had luck, it was just incredibly bad.

I can't wait to see the NEW MANJA!

lol at the entire plotline right now having something to do with characters with eye bloodlines.

"Sharigan: The Eye Chronicals" I hope the Rinnegan just turns out to be six sharigan put together.

[Ferdinandz]

"Sharigan: The Eye Chronicals" I hope the Rinnegan just turns out to be six sharigan put together.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


Fuck! Naruto has turned to shit!

[Sacr3D]

I still wonder why there aren't any optometrist ninjas. Those guys would own all eye abilities.

[ReggieHadoken]

Hinata is powerful simply because of Naruto's imagination in ep 36-37.

Every word of this is true. Subconsciously, Nartuo knows Hinata is a babe with boobies and some quality junk in the trunk. I mean, she was one of the standout girls in his dream. Sakura, even with a towel was looking like sloppy thirds in comparison. Where is Sakura's chest and butt? I'm looking but I don't see anything. Dang, what are they feeding those Hyuuga women? Even Ino got a better bod after the time jump. Sakura looks like a effing 10 year old. I'm thinking Kishi purposely pissed on her. I'm thinking Hinata's "that jutsu" is also her removing her jacket. From there, she should just throw them in Naruto's face. Blood will flow out of his nose like wine. :rofl:

[Power Man Fox]

I still wonder why there aren't any optometrist ninjas. Those guys would own all eye abilities.

Kabuto?

[Azrael]

Isn't Kabby just a regular 'ol medical ninja?

I wonder if the Naruto world has optometrists? How would that work.

Doc: Okay, cover up your right eye and tell me what you can see.
Neji: ....Everything.
Doc: Okay, I think we're done here.

Doc: Allright, put this over your left eye. How far down the chart can you see?
Sasuke: I can see into your soul, doctor. You need to stop fantasizing about 15 year old girls with big breasteses.
Doc: Okay, we are definintely done here.

Doc: Now, look into this machine and tell me when the hot-air balloon comes into focus.
Tenten: What? What balloon? Where's the machine?
Doc: It's right in front of you.
Tenten: Where?
Doc: Directly in front of where you are now.
Tenten: I can't see it! It's moving too fast!
Doc: It's a stationary machine...
Tenten: I mean, the rotation of the Earth! I can't keep up...
Doc: I fuckin' hate my job...

[Stabby]

I'm proud of you, Az. You finally made me laugh.

[AlphaDragoon02]

Fixed better.

And how. :rofl: I don't care if Star or Reggie doesn't like this, but it needs to be said:

Hinata's a fucking worthless character and her usefulness to the story died YEARS AGO. Fuck how supposedly amazing you guys keep saying her body is, she's got one of the best bloodline limits in the fucking manga and yet...SHE HASN'T DONE SHIT. Don't bring filler crap in here either, you know that shit doesn't count.

Say what you like about the others, but Sakura walked away from an Akatsuki fight and Tenten at least tried to do something against Kisame. Hell, Temari STILL looks more badass than any of the younger generation of kunoichi (well, maybe not Sakura vs. Sasori) and she didn't even fight in Part 2. Meanwhile...Hinata still faints when "Naruto-kun" gets near her. Whoops.

Maybe that has something to do with the fact that Japanese fans and Kishi himself don't much give a fuck about her. :rofl:


Anyway...new chapter was BADASS. As a matter of fact, Itachi sitting there like a king on his throne will forever be remembered for me in the annuls of badassery, in a nice area of the Hall of Badasses.

[Ferdinandz]

XXXX's a fucking worthless character and his/her usefulness to the story died YEARS AGO.


Well fuck

You just described about every other character in the series:sweat:

Welcome to Naruto!

[Dhalsimowns]

^ gawwwwdamnit you beat me to it

[Infernoman]

yet we all continue to watch/read...shit I think I'll go back to OP now...

This image makes me laugh uncontrollably.

We COULD replace the Lidless Eye with this.

Scary Yamato sees you...

[the_judge]

Isn't Kabby just a regular 'ol medical ninja?

I wonder if the Naruto world has optometrists? How would that work.

Doc: Okay, cover up your right eye and tell me what you can see.
Neji: ....Everything.
Doc: Okay, I think we're done here.

Doc: Allright, put this over your left eye. How far down the chart can you see?
Sasuke: I can see into your soul, doctor. You need to stop fantasizing about 15 year old girls with big breasteses.
Doc: Okay, we are definintely done here.

lmao

[Dhalsimowns]

^ ya that made me laugh

Is there any evidence that explains kakashi's MS yet? He's my favorite character I want to know how he got that.

[ElderGOD]

I expected J to either die in this episode or for the story to get back to Sasuke because of all the "sharingan fans," but the Tobi encounter came out of nowhere.

Damn, Tobi's there by himself chillin and all. Tobi's a hustler, and Konoha looks free, but we can all leave it to PNJ for the bad guys to lose.

Forget Sasuke/Itachi, forget J/Pain, I want to see what Tobi is going to do.

They better not just have him run off like with the Kabuto (merged with Oro) encounter.

[Starhammer]

Well fuck

You just described about every other character in the series:sweat:

Welcome to Naruto!

thanks. I didn't even have to come in and spew the hate.

-Starhammer-

[noodleman]

Scary Yamato sees you...

ceiling Yamato is watching you masturbate.

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/2994/ceilingyamatocv1.jpg

[ShinjiGohan]

Every word of this is true. Subconsciously, Nartuo knows Hinata is a babe with boobies and some quality junk in the trunk. I mean, she was one of the standout girls in his dream. Sakura, even with a towel was looking like sloppy thirds in comparison. Where is Sakura's chest and butt? I'm looking but I don't see anything. Dang, what are they feeding those Hyuuga women? Even Ino got a better bod after the time jump. Sakura looks like a effing 10 year old. I'm thinking Kishi purposely pissed on her. I'm thinking Hinata's "that jutsu" is also her removing her jacket. From there, she should just throw them in Naruto's face. Blood will flow out of his nose like wine. :rofl:

That is how much heros are protrayed in anime/manga/video games.

I mean Cloud Strife had Tifa but no he wanted Aeris cause he's a moron.
Goku wanted chichi but not Bulma or Lunch
Squal wanted Rinoa but not milfy queen or quistis (SP?)
Naruto wants flat as a brick Sakura but not Hinata or even Tsunade.
Grffith wanted Charlette but not Caska
Hell even in Hentai its true...

This really shouldn't be a surprise by now.

I can't even think of a single "hero" who had a choice between "good ass and good titties" and a stick and he doesn't choose the stick...

-edit Ichigo from Bleach is completely obivious to Orihime.... Its like he's gay. Even when Youichi was striping in front of him he turns away...

[Pinion]

lol this is for all you Hinata fans out there:

http://sharingandevil.deviantart.com/art/Jealous-sakura-37869214

http://sharingandevil.deviantart.com/art/Jealous-Sakura-second-act-57167312

[SaiST]

Ichigo from Bleach is completely obivious to Orihime.... Its like he's gay. Even when Youichi was striping in front of him he turns away...
He's not too far gone (http://sai.voiea.net/stuff/ichipeek.JPG)...

[ReggieHadoken]

lol this is for all you Hinata fans out there:

http://sharingandevil.deviantart.com/art/Jealous-sakura-37869214

http://sharingandevil.deviantart.com/art/Jealous-Sakura-second-act-57167312

That is freaking hilarious and true!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Xero Kaiser]

Grffith wanted Charlette but not Caska

In Griffith's defense, he only wanted Charlotte because she was royalty

[nameingway]

This image makes me laugh uncontrollably.

We COULD replace the Lidless Eye with this.

i think there's an even better moment in the episode(s) where yamato is doing the fear thing and all of a sudden it looks like they replaced the regular background with some epic cosmic/space background.

that was definetly the best.

[dn3000]

i think there's an even better moment in the episode(s) where yamato is doing the fear thing and all of a sudden it looks like they replaced the regular background with some epic cosmic/space background.

that was definetly the best.

This one?

http://img260.imageshack.us/my.php?image=yamatofearng4.png


:sweat:

[nameingway]

fuck yes. you are the winner.

[dn3000]

fuck yes. you are the winner.

LOL that shit does kinda freak you out..:rofl::looney:

[Rooks4]

This one?

http://img260.imageshack.us/my.php?image=yamatofearng4.png


:sweat:

Too bad my wife doesn't watch/read anime/manga. I'd totally print that shit out and then tape it all over the bathroom mirror.. so when she woke up and flipped on the light it'd freak her out :P

Maybe one of you can do it, and be hiding with a camera or something :P

[dn3000]

Too bad my wife doesn't watch/read anime/manga. I'd totally print that shit out and then tape it all over the bathroom mirror.. so when she woke up and flipped on the light it'd freak her out :P

Maybe one of you can do it, and be hiding with a camera or something :P

Man all you have to do is make a print out, cut it out, stick it to cardboard and make a mask. Scaring the shit out of your wife in this manner and taping it would be gold:lol:

you should pop out with random boondocks quotes ftw.

[Wellman]

Isn't Kabby just a regular 'ol medical ninja?

I wonder if the Naruto world has optometrists? How would that work.

Doc: Okay, cover up your right eye and tell me what you can see.
Neji: ....Everything.
Doc: Okay, I think we're done here.

Doc: Allright, put this over your left eye. How far down the chart can you see?
Sasuke: I can see into your soul, doctor. You need to stop fantasizing about 15 year old girls with big breasteses.
Doc: Okay, we are definintely done here.

Doc: Now, look into this machine and tell me when the hot-air balloon comes into focus.
Tenten: What? What balloon? Where's the machine?
Doc: It's right in front of you.
Tenten: Where?
Doc: Directly in front of where you are now.
Tenten: I can't see it! It's moving too fast!
Doc: It's a stationary machine...
Tenten: I mean, the rotation of the Earth! I can't keep up...
Doc: I fuckin' hate my job...

:rofl:

God bless you sir.

[the_judge]

This one?

http://img260.imageshack.us/my.php?image=yamatofearng4.png


:sweat:

ultimate freakiness

[ShinjiGohan]

In Griffith's defense, he only wanted Charlotte because she was royalty

He coulda hit both of them... well technically he did I guess. However he still ignored Caska and went for Charlette repeatively. even when he regained his human form.

[DarthTrey]

well when he regained his human form Caska was bat shit crazy from being raped by demons so.......


EDIT:

Btw those pics of hinata and sakura made me lol so freaking hard.

[ReggieHadoken]

Didn't most gamers find Aeris/Aerith annoying? Tifa acted sad when she got killed but on the inside, I bet she was leaping for joy. That breastless freak was finally outta the way. I wouldn't be surprised if she struck a deal with Sepiroth under the table to have her competition "removed." The way Tifa was looking at Cloud at the end of Advident Children, you'd think she wanted to do him right then and there.

Ichico and Orihime... Didn't Tastki suggest to Ori that she should just throw Ichigo on the groud or "accidently" throw her boobs in his face in vol. 1?

[Azrael]

The way Tifa was looking at Cloud at the end of Advident Children, you'd think she wanted to do him right then and there.
Cloud can actually bone Tifa in the game if you play it right.

[ViciousSLASH]

Cloud can actually bone Tifa in the game if you play it right.

Liar.

Why do you lie?

Tifa is the one doing the boning. You obviously weren't paying attention after you unlocked the special CG.

Remember Irennicus' av? DOLPHIN BLOW SON!

Anyway, Naruto is awesome. He is my favorite character. I like how he overcomes his problems by never giving up. He really inspires me. If I could be a character, I'd be him. Everyone would be my friend and it would be really fun.

And that is why I love Naruto.

[thurst]

am i the only one that's eagerly waiting to see konohamaru in the anime again so we can see the sexy twin jutsu?

[DarthTrey]

Anyway, Naruto is awesome. He is my favorite character. I like how he overcomes his problems by never giving up. He really inspires me. If I could be a character, I'd be him. Everyone would be my friend and it would be really fun.

And that is why I love Naruto.

Not even being sarcastic but that is why I love the series too :pleased:
ironically all interactions with Gaara bring a tear to my eye.............. :sweat:



moving onward............



I'm hype for Sasuke to find out that he isn't going to fight Itachi in the next chapter lol.


Guaranteed they end up talking the entire chapter. DATTEBAYO!!

[str[e]ak]

Anyway, Naruto is awesome. He is my favorite character. I like how he overcomes his problems by never giving up. He really inspires me. If I could be a character, I'd be him. Everyone would be my friend and it would be really fun.

And that is why I love Naruto.

Not even being sarcastic but that is why I love the series too :pleased:

i agree with both of you. :tup:

and yeah, i'd either be naruto or rock (minus the homosexual interactions with gai). :rofl:

on that matter at hand, i really want to know what the hell is up with tobi.

[ReggieHadoken]

Not even being sarcastic but that is why I love the series too :pleased:
ironically all interactions with Gaara bring a tear to my eye.............. :sweat:



moving onward............



I'm hype for Sasuke to find out that he isn't going to fight Itachi in the next chapter lol.


Guaranteed they end up talking the entire chapter. DATTEBAYO!!

I like Naruto himself for the reasons you listed. He's a kid who grew up with a crappy childhood, but he refused to become emo and now has more friends than enemies. He's got the power of love! :lovin:

I can't wait to see the look on Sasuke's face when he finds out he's been a pawn of Itachi this entire time. Did he ever stop to think why his brother told him to fill his soul with hate to get stronger? Of coruse not. He was so bent on revenge he was blind to what was/is really going on.

[Infernoman]

ceiling Yamato is watching you masturbate.

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/2994/ceilingyamatocv1.jpg

:lol: that is hilariously creepy

He's not too far gone (http://sai.voiea.net/stuff/ichipeek.JPG)...

allow me to reply with what I made:

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/2052/dowant1hm6.jpg

This one?

http://img260.imageshack.us/my.php?image=yamatofearng4.png


:sweat:

:confused: :wasted: creepy...

[Markudea]

Note: I stated in the message title "possible" (meaning there's a 50/50 chance of this being true). I thought that I'll post it anyway.

Verification: Pending
Type: Spoiler Script and Spoiler Script Translation
Source: 2ch
Credits: ?

#1
簡易
トビとサイは知り合い。サイの本当の名前は神楽。「おやおや？君は神楽じゃないですか」

Tobi and Sai know each other. Sai's real name is "Kagura。"
"Hey, well, isn't it Kagura"

#2
やっぱりイタチが自来也のスパイだった
ナルトとサスケをだまくらかすためにワザワザ芝居を打ったそうだ
鬼鮫はあの時点では知らなかったが、
その後イタチから打ち明けられて協力することにしたらしい
木の葉潜入は暁からナルトを守るために、身柄を確保しようとしたそうだ

Itachi was Jiraiya's spy.
He purposely played it up in order to fool Naruto and Sasuke.
Kisame did not know at the time.
However Itachi eventually confided in him, and he decided to cooperate.
He entered back into Konoha in order to protect Naruto from Akatsuki, and get a hold of him first.

This would explain how Jiraiya knew so much based his "best source" as he called it, so this spoiler seems feasible.

[Azrael]

Itchy being the spy sounds very, very fake. I think I might actually be disappointed if it turned out to be true.

[str[e]ak]

while it would make a lot of sense on how jiraiya found out so much about akatsuki, i'm going to agree with azrael on this one. if itachi turns out to be a spy for jiraiya, it'll raise so many ridiculous questions.

[The Damned]

ak;4565753']while it would make a lot of sense on how jiraiya found out so much about akatsuki, i'm going to agree with azrael on this one. if itachi turns out to be a spy for jiraiya, it'll raise so many ridiculous questions.

Really? It would get people to shut the fuck up about one of the biggest plotholes in Naruto at the moment: Why did Itachi run from Jiraiya when Jiraiya was surprised about Amaterasu?

I can't really think about anything that it raises that so more ridiculous than Jiraiya having three disciples that he was allowed to train outside of the village for three years and then abandon even though one of them had the most powerful Doujutsu/Kekkai Genkai in the entire fucking world.

I really can't.

[ElderGOD]

one of them had the most powerful Doujutsu/Kekkai Genkai in the entire fucking world.

I really can't.


At this rate, we'll get a new something-gan most powerfull eye technique every year.


Also, after Kabuto/Oro arc, watch some new village from "far away" come up out of nowhere with new enemies and then Konoha will get even more broken.

That'll happen... on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!

Oh shit, nevermind. Just remembered the show was called Sasuke... err... I mean Naruto.

Seriously, if Ten Ten wasn't enough in the anime when introduced with the whole Neji thing, the everyone with Sasuke thing is getting more annoying.

Let Sasuke do whatever he wants. Naruto needs to do something right and instead of running around screaming "Sasuke" he should be doing his broken TKB training. I would rather see Sasuke and Itachi have a "real" fight without interference.

[Azrael]

Sasuke: So then, the whole killing our family thing...?
Itachi: Y'know. Cover.
Naruto: And Shark Boy wanting to make me a quadrapeligic...?
Itachi: That was cover too.
Kakashi: Putting me in a coma that only Tsunade could wake me from?
Itachi: Cover.
Sasuke: You did that to me too.
Itachi: Right, sorry bro. Cover.
Sasuke: ..................
Kakashi: .................
Naruto: Welp, I'm convinced, he was a good guy all along!

[ElderGOD]

Sasuke: So then, the whole killing our family thing...?
Itachi: Y'know. Cover.
Naruto: And Shark Boy wanting to make me a quadrapeligic...?
Itachi: That was cover too.
Kakashi: Putting me in a coma that only Tsunade could wake me from?
Itachi: Cover.
Sasuke: You did that to me too.
Itachi: Right, sorry bro. Cover.
Sasuke: ..................
Kakashi: .................
Naruto: Welp, I'm convinced, he was a good guy all along!

Kinda reminds you of Aizen if that would happen, doesn't it?

[The Damned]

Kinda reminds you of Aizen if that would happen, doesn't it?

Ugh. Naruto as Hinamori just flashed through my mind now and, needless to say, that results in horrible slash.


Damn you female fanfiction writers! When will you sow what you reap!?


P.S. It would be hilarious if killing all his family was "cover", though. The ones could be seen as cover, but that would just be overkill.

*rimshot*

[str[e]ak]

Really? It would get people to shut the fuck up about one of the biggest plotholes in Naruto at the moment: Why did Itachi run from Jiraiya when Jiraiya was surprised about Amaterasu?

I can't really think about anything that it raises that so more ridiculous than Jiraiya having three disciples that he was allowed to train outside of the village for three years and then abandon even though one of them had the most powerful Doujutsu/Kekkai Genkai in the entire fucking world.

I really can't.

woop, i forgot about that one. and "ridiculous" was a bad choice of words on my part. sorry about that. :sweat:

one of the questions i thought it'd bring up was pretty much what Azrael said in the post after mine. if itachi was a "good guy" all along, why'd he kill his entire clan? just for cover? seems pretty messed up if you ask me.

and if itachi was covering the entire time, i find it hard to believe that no one in akatsuki uncovered his trick.

[The Damned]

ak;4565858']one of the questions i thought it'd bring up was pretty much what Azrael said in the post after mine. if itachi was a "good guy" all along, why'd he kill his entire clan? just for cover? seems pretty messed up if you ask me.

and if itachi was covering the entire time, i find it hard to believe that no one in akatsuki uncovered his trick.

While Itachi doesn't seem as interested in killing as Kisame is, he does seem to be quite the cold bastard for the most part. I wouldn't put it past him to sacrifice everyone else so that the youngest of clan, now the one with the most potential and thus fertility, could live on.

Too bad Sasuke is gay. Ha.


P.S. Character's being retarded is like the most common thing in Naruto. Zetsu might know, but he doesn't seem to say coherent shit to anyone, and the leaders seem relatively out of touch with people. Itachi could also just not know about Tobi unless he was the one that threatened them with extinction or whatever, and even then...

Bah. The real reason is doubtless retarded at this point anyway.

[Azrael]

ak;4565858']and if itachi was covering the entire time, i find it hard to believe that no one in akatsuki uncovered his trick.
Yeah. Especially Pain, who only has THE BEST EYES IN THE ENTIRE NARUTO UNIVERSE.

Pain: Wow, I did not see that coming.

Not only would I quit Naruto, I'd quit all manga.

[DarthTrey]

GUYS GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!


TOBI KILLED THE ENTIRE UCHIHA CLAN!!!!

Itachi just too credit for it so that sasuke would flip the fuck out and go all hardcore and shit as he was the only one with enough "potential" to take out TOBI.


OMFG I'M A GENIUS!!



srlsly though.......it could happen.....it's Sas-err......Naruto.....

[ViciousSLASH]

Itachi and Kisame becoming "good guys" would be pretty cool.

I mean it makes almost zero sense because of all the plot holes involved, but whatever.

I just like Kisame because he is blue and half shark. What makes even less sense about Pein is how they just randomly found Tobi.

Tobi being Madara, the "strongest" character in the story.

Zetsu probably died. He probably ate himself like Pizza the Hut out of boredom.

[noodleman]

Tobi's a ghost. It explains everything.

[ViciousSLASH]

Tobi's a ghost. It explains everything.

He stole Obito's eye and mad bjiuu's.

You can't stop a BOO from stealing YO.

*makes Mario Kart boo steal noise*

[noodleman]

not to mention how everything goes through him.

[Adam Warlock]

GUYS GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!


TOBI KILLED THE ENTIRE UCHIHA CLAN!!!!

Itachi just too credit for it so that sasuke would flip the fuck out and go all hardcore and shit as he was the only one with enough "potential" to take out TOBI.


OMFG I'M A GENIUS!!



srlsly though.......it could happen.....it's Sas-err......Naruto.....

You just repeated my post from 6 months ago. Congrats.

[Havoc]

I've been saying Itachi isn't bad for years now.

It wouldn't surprise me in the least. If you actually pay attention to the story, it makes perfect sense.

No matter what Itachi has done to Konoha nin, he's always refrained from killing them, despite having way too many opportunities to do it.

The family-killing thing honestly doesn't fit in with his character at all, and the only real reason anyone thinks Itachi killed his clan is because he said he did. Nobody actually saw it.

The whole manipulating Sasuke to kill Madara angle has been in circulation for years too. IT MAKES SENSE.

As a side, anyone who likes Naruto the character is gay. Seriously. He's a loser. The whole friends with everybody thing is gay too. Naruto has zero depth of emotion. Completely one dimensional, boring character. Only people who were losers in high school like Naruto because they can relate, and they wish they could have gotten people to like them.

Truth.

[Ferdinandz]

Tobi's a ghost. It explains everything.

GUYS GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!


TOBI KILLED THE ENTIRE UCHIHA CLAN!!!!

Itachi just too credit for it so that sasuke would flip the fuck out and go all hardcore and shit as he was the only one with enough "potential" to take out TOBI.


OMFG I'M A GENIUS!!








holy FUCK

my brain can't handle all this shit :looney::looney:

[Stabby]

Itachi and Kisame are the only akatsuki members I like.

Oro was too cool for the group, so he dropped them.

[DarthTrey]

You just repeated my post from 6 months ago. Congrats.

why... thanks.... I guess......:confused:


I must have skipped that post when I was reviewing my "Shit that Adam Warlock has already said" archive......:rolleyes:

[Markudea]

From MH (MangaHelpers):

381「本当の秘密…！！」表紙はトビ
Ｔhe true secret! Front cover is Tobi
ヤマト「…！」
Yamato:　！
キバ「すり抜けた…！？」
Kiba:　He slipped through!
ナルト「…っ！」「幻術か！？」
Naruto:　ch！　Genjutsu?
カカシ「いや…違う」
Kakashi:　no，its not...
トビ「幻術じゃありませんよ」
Tobi: Its not genjutsu.
「ボクの身体ってほんの少しだけ…」「他人と違って特別なんですよね…」
My body is just really a little... different and special from the others...
トビの顔アップ
Tobi's head up.
トビ「ん？あれれ？」
Tobi: n? What's this?
ナルトの顔を見るトビ
Naruto's face looks at Tobi.
トビ「うわああ！偶然にもボクったら九尾の人柱力がいる隊に出会っちゃうなんてー！」
Tobi: uwaaa! Suddenly, the team with the kyuubi's human sacriface just appeared before me!
ナルト「！」
Naruto: !
イタチ「フ…死に様か」
Itachi: Fu...is this a matter of death?
「この場所は 決着を付ける には もっとも相応しい」
This place is decided on to be more appropriate
(roughly translated here).
「すべての決着を…な」
To put an end to things.
サスケ「場所なんてどこでもいい」「立てイタチ…」
Sasuke: The place doesn't matter, stand Itachi.
イタチ「お前のその憎しみもまた、この場所に相応しいな…」
Itachi: That hate of yours too, this place fits.
「ここがどんな場所か知っているか、サスケ」
Do you know what kind of a place this is? Sasuke.
「地下の地図を見てから…何度か訪れたようだな」
From what you see on the map on the ground, how often do you visited?
イタチ立つ
Itachi stands.
イタチ「あの時言ったうちは一族の瞳術の゛本当の秘密″…」
Itachi: at that time, it was said to be the Uchiha's household eye, the true secret.
「すべてはここから始まり、そしてここで終わる」
Everything starts from here and everything ends here.
狐の文字の図をバックに見開きで立つ二人
The writing of the charactor "fox", the two person who meets back face to face (roughly translated).
=カカシとヤマトナルトの前に出る
Appears infront of Kakashi, Yamato and Naruto.
トビ「どうしよっかなー…やっぱりボク一人だとキツイなあー」
「デイダラさんは死んじゃったし」「なんか強そうな人もいるし」
Tobi: what should I do this? Actually because of me alone, its intense? Deidara-san is also dead. It looks like there is someone strong.
カカシとヤマトを見る
Kakashi and Yamato looks.
「リーダーは命令背いて好き勝手してるし、やっぱボクがやるしかないかぁー」
Leader likes to go against orders and do whatever he pleases, as i thought , looks like i have to do this.
カカシ「ヤマト…ナルトを頼む」
Kakashi: Yamato, take care of Naruto.
サクラ「ナルト…」
Sakura: Naruto.....
戦闘態勢に入る木の葉陣
The Leaf prepares for battle.
トビ「仙人だか知らないけど、あんな爺さんほっとけばいいのに」
Tobi: I don't know about the sannin, you can forget about him.
「バカだな…」
He's an idiot.
カカシ「！？」「まさか…」
Kakashi: Impossible...
ヤマト「自来也様か…」
Yamato: Jiraiya-sama is...
ナルト「！？」「どういうことだってばよ！？」「エロ仙人がなんだってばよ！？」
Naruto: What are you saying? What happened to ero hermit!
トビ「はは、慌てなくてもそろそろくたばってんじゃないっすかねー」
Tobi: haha, even if we don't panic, soon he will die.
トビ「アジトの方も始まったようだし…向こうが終わるまで時間あるんで」
Tobi: The people at the headquarters seem to have started. Until the people over there finishes, there's still time.
「ちょっと遊ばせてもらいますね」
Let's play a little here.
里で綱手が雨の中空を見上げてる
At the village, Tsunade looks at the rain in the mid air.
若い頃の回想～
Flashback.
綱手「お前…！何も言わずに半年もどこ行ってたんだ！」
Tsunade: You... ! Where have you been for a half year!
自来也「いや、ちょっとそこまでな…」
Jiraiya: Erm, been there a bit.
綱手「…」
Tsunade: ....
自来也「お？なんだ？もも、もしかして心配したとか…」
Jiraiya: oh? what's this? ca... you were worried about me?
照れた綱手のパンチ
A shone Tsunade's punch.
大蛇丸「あんた達…変わらないわね」
Orochimaru: You guys, never change.
～回想終わり
End of flashback.
綱手「…変わらないさ」「何年経っても…な」
Tsunade: It won't change, no matter how many years passes.
つづく
To be continued!
アオリ『雨の中願う、今までより一番強く…！』
Orochimaru: The rain's mid prayer. From now I will be the strongest!

Sorry for the rough translation
次号「４つの戦い」！！
4th battle!!

- Separate -

夫婦蛙はジライヤに強制送還される。ジライヤの生死は不明。
巻物蛙が居てナルトの所に行くというが、それならここにナルトの方を口寄せしようという話に。

カカシがトビの術を見抜く。
空間を操作して相手をワープさせている。

サスケ状態2だが、イタチにフルボッコ。
必要なのはそんな力じゃないとか言われてる。

Translator Comment: Some terms used in the original Japanese, such as "Full-boko," which essentially means "beat up", has appeared in other spoilers, suggesting that one source may be writing multipl