24: Season 5 Thread

[CgHuReInS]

Haha, Jack is awesome.

"I think he cracked my rib."

....and then he just gets up and prepares to kick more ass. :rofl: Can't wait to see what happens when he gets his hands on Cummings.

Yeah, the First Lady was practically falling out of her shirt when she became conscious again.


THE 24 GREATEST MOMENTS IN 24 *MASSIVE SPOILERS PEOPLE* (http://www.progressiveboink.com/archive/24.htm)


Too bad that wasn't updated after last season.

[J-ride]

Man, I missed 24 because my VCR is gay and tv torrents doesn't have it uploaded yet :(! Anyone know where I can get the torrent, I CANT WAIT!! I NEED MY 24!!!

[Roxie]

didn't expect the first desiging lady to run away. I thought she'd kill herself.

[Wellman]

didn't expect the first desiging lady to run away. I thought she'd kill herself.

Same here, glad she is on the run though, it means she will have something to do this season once Walt is exposed and of course killed by either Jack or a sniper.

[Evil Morrigan]

didn't expect the first desiging lady to run away. I thought she'd kill herself. :rofl:
Thats what I thought too...... but I'm so glad that she did not choose that route.




You know what guys there is going to be a point in the season where Jack is going to have to choose between Audrey and that Landlady G/F. Who do you guys think he is going to choose?


I'm betting on Audrey. My mom thinks that Jack is going to choose that other chick even though she hopes its Audrey.


What does SRK think?

[DarkGiygas]

yeah so wtf

i set my vcr to tape from 9pm-10pm, fuckin show was on 8pm-9pm instead...now i have to wait for the torrent to finish

ownage massive

[soccerstorm_2k1]

scissor shankage was freaking SICK. I love jack bauer: t3h invincible.

[Pained Auron]

damn anti chloe is a fucking mole. oh well, another person for bauer to own

[YellowS4]

When I heard about the inside jobber in CTU, Anti Chole came to mind. Fucken guy crumpled under the Chloe Above & Beyond assault.

God, how frustrating that the First Lady doesn't bait her assistant out. Then again, that gives us the opp. to see Jack fuck up the SS and go for Walt. I thought that Walt would somehow get Novick to take the fall [if it ever happens]

[Draeger]

I was hoping for the torture guy to own Spenser. You know, the one who injects random liquids into some poor sap's neck.

[Pained Auron]

wtf is up with priss bitch ordering jack to be taken into custody? that knife kill was pure ownage. too bad i have to wait one more week for his holiness to preach to us again

[OrangeCat]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I didn't think this ep would be so good after what transpired last week, but this only PROCLAIMS HOW CTU IS JACK'S BITCH.


Suspected of killing President Palmer he walks into CTU and get's fucking LEVEL 2 CLEARANCE RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
Bauer diciple CHLOE get's verbally owned by ANTI-CHLOE, but refucks him with PSYCHO SENSE TINGLING.
SHERYL CROW fucking forgives Jack and notices a hint of jealously
SCISSOR SHANK!!!! LEVEL 2!!!!. Holy fucking shit. I can't believe it. I thought stabbing him in the neck was good enough, but Jack being the man himself SHOVES IT INTO HIS NECK FOR GOOD MEASURE. This requires a new Random Fact about Jack Bauer:
Running with scissors is dangerous. Jack Bauer with scissors is fatal.
VOICE OF THE BAUER: Holy fuck, the Power of Bauer compells your mole bitch to fucking SPEAK. And thus JACK spoke upon the wolf among his CTU flock and it CONFESSED ITS SINS! Did you see the fucker sweating on his nose? He was in a presence of a god! Also Jack forgave a non-believer after showing him the true Bauer.
Jack saying a figurative FUCK YOU to CTU because he's going to nail AGENT WALT's ass to THE WALL


OC

[white shadow]

didn't expect the first desiging lady to run away. I thought she'd kill herself.
Same here. Although I think people should take note that he's a pawn mole and not a inside mole.

I wonder what Matrix Agent will do now that his cover is blown, nationalist pig!:arazz: :annoy:

Is it just me or are cleavage shots of the 1st Lady getting gratuitous now? Not that I'm complaining. :razzy:

Wait a sec, maybe just maybe, pussident logan will be ass-assin-ated by Matrix Agent next ep, let us pray fellow Bauerites let us pray!!!!:pray:

LOL Maybe next 24 we'll be facing the Basques.:rofl:

[Shaft Agent]

Walt-MUADIB better get his shit wrecked in the next 2 episodes, or else... i will sit on my ass and still watch the show.


also, could i get the pic of FAT CHLOE mean-muggin' REGULAR CHLOE plz?

[F Attachment]

y'know, this is the only reason I ever post on SRK anymore.

Words cannot describe the anticipation of ownage that was the line "I'll go get Walt Cummings myself."

[Gumbercules]

Haha Spencer shit bricks when Bauer was in his face, he knew the unstoppable torture that was bound to come if he didn't speak.

[angryliberal]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. I didn't think this ep would be so good after what transpired last week, but this only PROCLAIMS HOW CTU IS JACK'S BITCH.


Suspected of killing President Palmer he walks into CTU and get's fucking LEVEL 2 CLEARANCE RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
Bauer diciple CHLOE get's verbally owned by ANTI-CHLOE, but refucks him with PSYCHO SENSE TINGLING.
SHERYL CROW fucking forgives Jack and notices a hint of jealously
SCISSOR SHANK!!!! LEVEL 2!!!!. Holy fucking shit. I can't believe it. I thought stabbing him in the neck was good enough, but Jack being the man himself SHOVES IT INTO HIS NECK FOR GOOD MEASURE. This requires a new Random Fact about Jack Bauer:

VOICE OF THE BAUER: Holy fuck, the Power of Bauer compells your mole bitch to fucking SPEAK. And thus JACK spoke upon the wolf among his CTU flock and it CONFESSED ITS SINS! Did you see the fucker sweating on his nose? He was in a presence of a god! Also Jack forgave a non-believer after showing him the true Bauer.
Jack saying a figurative FUCK YOU to CTU because he's going to nail AGENT WALT's ass to THE WALL


OC


i gotta rep you for the psycho sense tingling line, too fucking good!

i love these no name assassins that think they can take jack down, at ctu none the less. fucking nina didn't do it in three seasons, these sheep are just fucking practice.

first lady = boobs all the time!

[YellowS4]

Fuck, I can't make gif files. Dunno whats wrong w/my adobe prods haha. I'll do the Chloe / Edgarrr chitchat; Anti vs Chloe Above & Beyond interro.
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/1331/16rm2.jpg
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/4120/25uh.jpg
http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/4454/36rg.jpg

[Freakshow]

I was hoping for the torture guy to own Spenser. You know, the one who injects random liquids into some poor sap's neck.

You mean Richards? Yeas, I was so waiting for him to show up. In regards to next week's episode, Jack has taken on the entire Chinese government. You think he's fuckin scared of the Secret Service? F-U Walt, Say your prayers, repent your sins, fuck a random chick 1 last time. The Angel of Mason is coming for you. In about 6 days

[voodazz]

We rejoin the JACK BAUER POWER HOUR after an entire airport is recovering from JACK’S Level 3 PSYCHO TSUNAMI that left dozens of commie scumbags dead. What does our hero get in return? A one way trip to CTU where he must face the wrath of RUDY…. Hahahahahahhaha!!! I’m sorry… I could barely type that with a straight face.

Anyway, knowing that the Earth’s core would crack and the space time continuum would rupture if he unleashed two LEVEL 3 attacks in the same place, he decides to play it cool and go along peacefully leaving THE CURTIS in charge of clean up and finding SISSY BOY with the yellow tie.
RANDOM CTU HOTTIE can barely contain her loins as she is the privileged one to escort the PSYCHO ONE back to base. Being this close the greatness of the legendary BAUER, the man who died TWICE for our sins and whose BAUER TOWER is the stuff of legends. The mere thought of this made her ovaries quiver with excitement.

Back at PRESIDENT LIMP DICK’S pad, TRICIA TAKANAWA finds FIRST LADY SHIRANUI out passed out colder than a sorority whore in a frat daddy’s bedroom. Her massive mammeries struggling to burst free and reek havoc upon the world. LIMP DICK and his butt buddy AGENT SMITH 2.0 arrive on the scene and FIRST LADY SHIRANUI goes all loopy again trying to tell her dimwitted hubby that she was knocked the fuck out and somebody done stole her proof about PPP’s message to her, all the while her massive mammeries are straining to escape their soft lacy brazier prison to implement their own nefarious agenda.

AGENT SMITH 2.0 after breaking free of the hypnotic power of the massive melons suggests that LIMP DICK lock her up in the looney bin to chill for awhile and of course LIMP DICK agrees to do just that.
However, getting the bone from TRIPLE P for all those years must’ve have given her some residual PSYCHO SENSE and she quickly figures out that LIMP DICK is gonna send her to looneyville so she tech hits out of TRICIA TAKANAWA’s surveillance trap and employs her mystical SHIRANUI NINJA STEALTH and roll cancels through a window.

Back at the airport, THE CURTIS tracks down SISSY BOY with the yellow tie who has taken a bunch of nerve gas that was buried under an airplane hanger for some reason. THE CURTIS relays this info to CTU and president LIMP DICK who immediately goes into panic mode. AGENT SMITH 2.0 who happens to be in cahoots with the commies knows that he has to take out the PSYCHO ONE before he figures the shit out and beasts on all their asses. So he calls in his trump card inside CTU: WEASEL BOY to let in THE PROFESSIONAL to take out JACK and once again, CTU’s lackluster security is exposed like a Huslter centerfold.

Back at CTU, DOUBLE D MILF and AARON CARTER arrive and SHERYL CROW is assigned by RUDY to ask DD MILF some questions about JACK which he secretly hopes turns into a sexy nekkid lesbo cat fight that will all be caught on film by his various hidden cameras in the office…the perv.
Meanwhile JACK makes his miraculous return to CTU, much to the awe of everyone there. It’s not too often that you see a god on earth. When SHERYL CROW sees the almighty one, it is all she can do to contain the Niagara falls between her legs… she of course fails… that is the power of the JACK BAUER.

WEASAL BOY is up to his regular weasel like shenanigans when the charming CHOLE walks in on him and extends her patented charming charisma on him with hilarious results. WEASEL BOY wave dashes out of there, but CHOLE senses a disturbance in the MASON and finds out that WEASEL BOY is up to no good and she tells ROCKSTEADY (thanks million) to tell NIPPLE NECK the news… in her own charming way of course. Both try to get the truth from him, but WEASEL BOY employs a level 2 turtle tactic and says nothing.

RUDY takes JACK aside to ask him some questions which is like watching the gayest smurf in the village trying to talk tough to a rabid Godzilla on steroids.
Anyway, before THE PSYCHO ONE can turn the inquisitive little hobbit into a greasy smear, he gets word from the doc that CUERVO TONY is awake and wants to talk to him.

JACK’S PSYCHO SENSE kicks in as he uses his Aegis reflector to detect THE PROFESSIONAL’S treachery and parries his gun assault. After a few exchanged combos, THE PROFESSIONAL gains a knock down bonus with a rib crack follow up, but this just builds the PSYCHO ONE’S rage meter. THE PROFESSIONAL goes in for the scissor fatality, but JACK parries the attack and counters into a LEVEL ONE SCISSOR NECK SKEWER FATALITY. JACK sees the that the scumbag isn’t quite in enough pain and jams the scissors further into his throat. THE PROFESSIONAL is SCISSOWED. No women, no kids my ass!

Thoroughly pissed off, JACK beasts on WEASEL BOY and he quickly shits and pisses himself after catching just a glimpse of the PSYCHO RAGE behind JACK’S eyes and wisely tells him everything he knows including his closet homosexuality and his penchant for eating dog feces.

JACK spares the little shit eater, but lets him know that he’s on the list… WEASEL BOY’s bladder promptly explodes.

THE PSYCHO ONE goes to RUDY with the info that he just got, but RUDY says he can’t touch AGENT SMITH 2.0 so JACK tells him to shut the fuck up and that he’ll take him out if he tries to stop him, he’ll kick his fat ass back to the shire… RUDY wisely shuts the fuck up.


Oh it’s on now…JACK’S been building some serious CRACKED RIB PSYCHO METER and he’s ready to unleash his full fury upon the notorious AGENT SMITH 2.0!
Where is FIRST LADY SHIRINUI?? Will she ever convince everyone that she’s not crazy or is she destined for a padded cell? Will she be able to contain the growing menace of her mammoth mammeries or will they finally break their restraints and further their own mysterious agenda??
Will AARON CARTER ever wipe his damn nose???
Stay tuned next week, fellow BAUERNITES and future converts!

*bleep*KA-CHUNG!*bleep*KA-CHUNG! *bleep*KA-CHUNG!

[maxx]

can someone pm torrents to the first few episodes of this season..i'm having trouble with finding torrents.

[TheProfessional]

this episode was crazy. jack sticking the scissors into dudes throat was hard-fucking-core. now I know why you guys call him Psycho-Jack

[Seth]

they put so much effort into that show and it shows.

lol at jacks old girl about to give him head right there in ctu, haha.

[Roxie]

That was great!!

But I'm not really feeling FIRST LADY SHIRINUI. I mean, I'm not sure how to pronounce that.

1st Lady Loopy is good. I do like my First Designing Lady, but that's probably too girly for y'all.

[YellowS4]

Martha Stewart.

[King9999]

this episode was crazy. jack sticking the scissors into dudes throat was hard-fucking-core. now I know why you guys call him Psycho-Jack

:rofl: That was the highlight of the episode! Bauer is damn crazy. If I knew Bauer was coming for me, I might as well jam a pair of scissors into my own neck.

EDIT: I mean Mr. Bauer. Don't strike me down...

[angryliberal]

That was great!!

But I'm not really feeling FIRST LADY SHIRINUI. I mean, I'm not sure how to pronounce that.

1st Lady Loopy is good. I do like my First Designing Lady, but that's probably too girly for y'all.
first designing lady works for me. i also like 'first lady look at my tits every chance you get', but i don't think that flows...

[Freakshow]

We rejoin the JACK BAUER POWER HOUR after an entire airport is recovering from JACK’S Level 3 PSYCHO TSUNAMI that left dozens of commie scumbags dead. What does our hero get in return? A one way trip to CTU where he must face the wrath of RUDY…. Hahahahahahhaha!!! I’m sorry… I could barely type that with a straight face.

Anyway, knowing that the Earth’s core would crack and the space time continuum would rupture if he unleashed two LEVEL 3 attacks in the same place, he decides to play it cool and go along peacefully leaving THE CURTIS in charge of clean up and finding SISSY BOY with the yellow tie.
RANDOM CTU HOTTIE can barely contain her loins as she is the privileged one to escort the PSYCHO ONE back to base. Being this close the greatness of the legendary BAUER, the man who died TWICE for our sins and whose BAUER TOWER is the stuff of legends. The mere thought of this made her ovaries quiver with excitement.

Back at PRESIDENT LIMP DICK’S pad, TRICIA TAKANAWA finds FIRST LADY SHIRANUI out passed out colder than a sorority whore in a frat daddy’s bedroom. Her massive mammeries struggling to burst free and reek havoc upon the world. LIMP DICK and his butt buddy AGENT SMITH 2.0 arrive on the scene and FIRST LADY SHIRANUI goes all loopy again trying to tell her dimwitted hubby that she was knocked the fuck out and somebody done stole her proof about PPP’s message to her, all the while her massive mammeries are straining to escape their soft lacy brazier prison to implement their own nefarious agenda.

AGENT SMITH 2.0 after breaking free of the hypnotic power of the massive melons suggests that LIMP DICK lock her up in the looney bin to chill for awhile and of course LIMP DICK agrees to do just that.
However, getting the bone from TRIPLE P for all those years must’ve have given her some residual PSYCHO SENSE and she quickly figures out that LIMP DICK is gonna send her to looneyville so she tech hits out of TRICIA TAKANAWA’s surveillance trap and employs her mystical SHIRANUI NINJA STEALTH and roll cancels through a window.

Back at the airport, THE CURTIS tracks down SISSY BOY with the yellow tie who has taken a bunch of nerve gas that was buried under an airplane hanger for some reason. THE CURTIS relays this info to CTU and president LIMP DICK who immediately goes into panic mode. AGENT SMITH 2.0 who happens to be in cahoots with the commies knows that he has to take out the PSYCHO ONE before he figures the shit out and beasts on all their asses. So he calls in his trump card inside CTU: WEASEL BOY to let in THE PROFESSIONAL to take out JACK and once again, CTU’s lackluster security is exposed like a Huslter centerfold.

Back at CTU, DOUBLE D MILF and AARON CARTER arrive and SHERYL CROW is assigned by RUDY to ask DD MILF some questions about JACK which he secretly hopes turns into a sexy nekkid lesbo cat fight that will all be caught on film by his various hidden cameras in the office…the perv.
Meanwhile JACK makes his miraculous return to CTU, much to the awe of everyone there. It’s not too often that you see a god on earth. When SHERYL CROW sees the almighty one, it is all she can do to contain the Niagara falls between her legs… she of course fails… that is the power of the JACK BAUER.

WEASAL BOY is up to his regular weasel like shenanigans when the charming CHOLE walks in on him and extends her patented charming charisma on him with hilarious results. WEASEL BOY wave dashes out of there, but CHOLE senses a disturbance in the MASON and finds out that WEASEL BOY is up to no good and she tells ROCKSTEADY (thanks million) to tell NIPPLE NECK the news… in her own charming way of course. Both try to get the truth from him, but WEASEL BOY employs a level 2 turtle tactic and says nothing.

RUDY takes JACK aside to ask him some questions which is like watching the gayest smurf in the village trying to talk tough to a rabid Godzilla on steroids.
Anyway, before THE PSYCHO ONE can turn the inquisitive little hobbit into a greasy smear, he gets word from the doc that CUERVO TONY is awake and wants to talk to him.

JACK’S PSYCHO SENSE kicks in as he uses his Aegis reflector to detect THE PROFESSIONAL’S treachery and parries his gun assault. After a few exchanged combos, THE PROFESSIONAL gains a knock down bonus with a rib crack follow up, but this just builds the PSYCHO ONE’S rage meter. THE PROFESSIONAL goes in for the scissor fatality, but JACK parries the attack and counters into a LEVEL ONE SCISSOR NECK SKEWER FATALITY. JACK sees the that the scumbag isn’t quite in enough pain and jams the scissors further into his throat. THE PROFESSIONAL is SCISSOWED. No women, no kids my ass!

Thoroughly pissed off, JACK beasts on WEASEL BOY and he quickly shits and pisses himself after catching just a glimpse of the PSYCHO RAGE behind JACK’S eyes and wisely tells him everything he knows including his closet homosexuality and his penchant for eating dog feces.

JACK spares the little shit eater, but lets him know that he’s on the list… WEASEL BOY’s bladder promptly explodes.

THE PSYCHO ONE goes to RUDY with the info that he just got, but RUDY says he can’t touch AGENT SMITH 2.0 so JACK tells him to shut the fuck up and that he’ll take him out or not and if he tries to stop him, he’ll kick his fat ass back to the shire… RUDY wisely shuts the fuck up.


Oh it’s on now…JACK’S been building some serious CRACKED RIB PSYCHO METER and he’s ready to unleash his full fury upon the notorious AGENT SMITH 2.0!
Where is FIRST LADY SHIRINUI?? Will she ever convince everyone that she’s not crazy or is she destined for a padded cell. Will she be able to contain the growing menace of her mammoth mummeries or will they finally break their restraints and further their own mysterious agenda??
Will AARON CARTER ever wipe his damn nose???
Stay tuned next week, fellow BAUERNITES and future converts!

*bleep*KA-CHUNG!*bleep*KA-CHUNG! *bleep*KA-CHUNG!

Welcome back. I thought something was missing from this thread. Brother Vodazz, your presence has been missed.

[voodazz]

That was great!!

But I'm not really feeling FIRST LADY SHIRINUI. I mean, I'm not sure how to pronounce that.

1st Lady Loopy is good. I do like my First Designing Lady, but that's probably too girly for y'all.


Shiranui as in the incredibly large breasted bouncy MAI Shiranui of SNK fame.
I kinda misspelled it in the recap there. heh.

Thanks, Freakshow! I'm merely a vessel of the greater power that is BAUER.

[Magnetro]

HOLY SHIT: Scissors in the neck!


That is all.

[Christ0pher]

this episode was crazy. jack sticking the scissors into my throat was hard-fucking-core. now I know why you guys call him Psycho-Jack
Hey man are you alright!? I mean our LORD did stab you with a pair of scissors!!!

[lonewolf6465]

Voodazz is my hero, thank you once again for the recaps.

[Mario Lemieux!]

I'm a fan of Metal Gear First Lady.

It doesn't point out the huge tits but you can't deny the many "!" she has set off with her antics.

rofl@ RC through window

[regulate]

Goddamn, voodazz ftw.

[Wellman]

Thanks once again for the preaching voodazz.


Martha Stewart.

What you are talking about there is Prison Break.

[Night]

Hmmm... should AGENT SMITH 2.0 be instead named AGENT SMITH RELOADED? Well whatever, GOOD SHIT ANYWAY!

[YellowS4]

What you are talking about there is Prison Break.

Oh fuck, totally forgot about her.
I just got the memo

[DarkGiygas]

sorry im so late with the gifs

Wall Toss
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/1664/walltoss7qf.gif

Chest Stomp
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/4568/cheststomp4pm.gif

The Scissors™
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/1206/scissors2ty.gif

[white shadow]

first designing lady works for me. i also like 'first lady look at my tits every chance you get', but i don't think that flows...
Those sweater puppets deserve their own miniseries.:sweat:

[Pained Auron]

[9:14pm] <@Ever> did you dedicate 1 hour to bauer last night galactic?
[9:15pm] <Galactic> Yo ever, i totally fuckin missed last night's 24
[9:15pm] <Galactic> wtf happened
[9:15pm] <Galactic> did he kill anyone?
[9:15pm] <@Ever> go torture yourself for 1 hour
[9:15pm] <@Ever> lemme show you what he did
[9:15pm] <Galactic> that is my punishment...
[9:15pm] <@Ever> http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/1206/scissors2ty.gif
[9:16pm] * Galactic goes off to shove hot metal slivers between his fingernails for one hour


HE MUST LEARN

[AdverseSolutions]

First Lady Shiranui is fucking brilliant. However, these dudes aren't communists. Anybody east of Hungary is not necessarily a communist after all. Nationalists yes.

Man...walltoss.gif our god himself got juggled, lucky SNK doesn't make this show, otherwise could've been infinite/glitch

[angryliberal]

maybe spoiler, warning just in case
























































did anyone see the ad where jack is punching the bad guy on presidents staff(walt i think) in the chest? jack almost brings tears to my eyes he's so awesome.

[Gumbercules]

Yeah that guy stands no chance, he should punch the shit out of the president just because he's a punk too.

[Geese Pants]

Yes.........the messenger of the BAUER POWE HOUR, Voodazz aka MOSES 24, has returned with glorious telling of Bauer.

A good day indeed.

[starboy]

If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.

If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.

Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man.

Jack Bauer’s favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent.

Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.

Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.

Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.

Jack Bauer doesn’t miss. If he didn’t hit you it’s because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.

Lets get one thing straight, the only reason you are conscious right now is because Jack Bauer does not feel like carrying you.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jack Bauer jumps out.

If Jack says “I just want to talk to him/her” and that him/her is you… well amigo, you’re fucked.

Killing Jack Bauer doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.

When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer fucking hates lemonade.

In grade school, a little boy punched Kimberly Bauer, and Kimberly ran home to tell her dad. That little boy’s name? Stephen Hawking.

Jack Bauer does not sleep. The only rest he needs is what he gets when he’s knocked out or temporarily killed.

No man has ever used the phrase, “Jack Bauer is a pussy” in a sentence and lived to tel-

In kindergarten, Jack Bauer killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.

Jack Bauer literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

As a child, Jack Bauer’s first words were “There’s no time!”

Jack Bauer’s family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once.

If you are still conscious, it is because Jack Bauer doesn’t want to carry you.

If you get 7 stars on your wanted level on Grand Theft Auto, Jack Bauer comes after you. You don’t want to get 7 stars.

Guns don't kill people, Jack Bauer kills people.

Every time Jack Bauer yells “NOW!” at the end of a sentence, a terrorist dies.

Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he’s done it twice.

If you send someone to kill Jack Bauer, the only thing you accomplish is supplying him a fresh set of weapons to kill you with.

Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.

If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

After arguing over what was the better show, 24 or Walker Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris went to attack Jack Bauer with his trademark roundhouse kick. Jack Bauer caught it.

[Draeger]

In grade school, a little boy punched Kimberly Bauer, and Kimberly ran home to tell her dad. That little boy’s name? Stephen Hawking.

For the win!

[DaFlipMastaXV]

^---- That was new sig material

[D-Force]

Audrey's LEGS. = :sweat:

heh...look at her...she's getting moist at the very sound of Bauer's voice.

Haha, yeah. If she got moist at the sound of Bauer's voice, she must've sprung a huge leak when they were standing face to face. Audrey = :sweat:

On another note, at least CTU was able to nab the mole before something even worse happened. I swear, CTU has to improve their screening procedures. Too many people infiltrating.

[regulate]

In grade school, a little boy punched Kimberly Bauer, and Kimberly ran home to tell her dad. That little boy’s name? Stephen Hawking.

For the win!


Fuuuuuck, thats hardcore.

[white shadow]

Fuuuuuck, thats hardcore.
Yes it is!!!:wasted:

[MagnuScruB]

when the prez opened the shower curtain, i thought his wife commited suicide cause they showed the pills and she said she would rather die than go back!

this episode was pretty slow in my opinion. last 5 min were the best though.

[Taito]

Yeah, slow episodes like this are why I prefer watching the whole thing on DVD in 2 days.. but there was no way in hell I could wait till December 06.. plus the Internet would've spoiled me to all hell if I did wait *looks at the million 'Palmer is dead' avatars*

[white shadow]

Yeah, slow episodes like this are why I prefer watching the whole thing on DVD in 2 days.. but there was no way in hell I could wait till December 06.. plus the Internet would've spoiled me to all hell if I did wait *looks at the million 'Palmer is dead' avatars*

"Slow" episodes in 24 are like the *action* episodes in regular shows, secondly part of standard storytelling is the buildup of major plots needed to make the action episodes more meaningful. Otherwise you get the mindless crap 95% of television is.

[Taito]

Yes I know all about storytelling and character development, and there was nothing inherently wrong with the episode..

The point I tried to make was: entire season in one weekend >>>>>>>>>>>> 1 hour a week.

[MagnuScruB]

no one mentioned the first ladys dr....


Dr. Hibert + black doctor...

[Azrael]

*bleep*KA-CHUNG!*bleep*KA-CHUNG! *bleep*KA-CHUNG!
:pray: Our messenger has spoken, and not lost a step. Holy shit I think *I* cracked a rib from laughing too much!

The scene with SHERYL CROW and DOUBLE D MILF...that was awesome. SHERYL looks up and sees THE JACK BAUER and instantly legs start quivering! But what was even better was that MILF, in that ONE MOMENT, suddenly knew everything! It's like the RESIDUAL PSYCHO SEED in her kicked in and suddenly she was tuned into THE MASON. I'd bet somewhere in the world, KATE WARNER'S LOINS started stirring too! THE JACK BAUER almost had an "Oh shit!" seeing Pussy Past and Pussy Present together, but then he remembered he was JACK BAUER, and he wrote in "HOT OILED BAUER TOWER THREESOME" in his schedule after "SAVE THE WORLD AND KICK SOME SUMBITCH ASS AGAIN"

CUERVO TONY is gonna be allright! ...But, THE BRIDE.... :sad: ....You do all realize though, that this opens the possibility for..........PSYCHO TONY. Oh. Shit.

I love CHLOE, I do. She's so awesome. With everyone else dead ( :sad: ) she's my new favorite character (aside from THE JACK BAUER...that much is given My Lord. Please do not incur your PSYCHO WRATH upon me for blashphemy). THE JACK BAUER needs to go ahead and deposit some PSYCHO SEED in her. Think about that for a moment, CHLOE with the PSYCHO SEED powerup...frightening.

The ABSOLUTE BEST PART though was the end when THE JACK BAUER said "I'ma go get AGENT SMITH RELOADED" and then you got the split screen of AGENT SMITH, and you could just see it on his face - "Hmm. I just piss and shit my pants, and I'm not quite sure why."

God I love this show, and this thread.

[white shadow]

lol Did anyone catch "Bones" last night? On the show one of the characters mentioned that she met some guy who worked as a terrorist on the show "24".:rofl:

[Carpet Lint]

THE FUCKING SCISSOOOOOOOOOOORSSSSSSSSSSSS

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Holy shit that was crazy. That's a top 24 moment of 24 right there. A new candidate.

Random notes concerning Hour 5...

- CUERVO TONY's not awake yet, but when PSYCHO JACK went to visit him and sat down next to him...the formation of TEAM PSYCHO was once again complete, and the concentration of SO MUCH PSYCHO ENERGY ONCE AGAIN led PSYCHO JACK to feel a disturbance in THE MASON and OF FUCKING COURSE - he rolls initative against THE PROFESSIONAL and SCISSOR STABS him in the fucking neck. Of fucking course. Jack with Tony assist - even if Tony's half alive - is unfuckingstoppable. This should be required reading for the 24 Terroist Intelligence Training School (24 TITS).

- This was only in the first hour, but I laughed my ass off at seeing Tony's Cubs mug again. That's a nice touch. Producers are smart as hell. ...or maybe Tony personally requested his Cubs mug. If there's any slight against Team Psycho, any weakness - it has to be that Tony is a fan of the loserest team in baseball. LOL, a Cubs fan in 24 - what the hell?

- A CTU mole. AGAIN!!! Sure, it was the White House that recurited him, and they did it after he joined...but goddamn CTU, run a fucking BACKGROUND check once in awhile. It's like if graduates of 24 TITS can't find work as terrorists, they get nice desk jobs at CTU.

- At the end, AGENT SMITH RELOADED glances to his right AND ACTUALLY SEES PSYCHO JACK THROUGH THE SPLIT SCREEN. I'm telling you, HE SAW HIM. Made eye contact and everything. It was like the Matrix was informing him of IMPENDING COUGARING through his ear bud, and he looked and all the green bytes and bits formed to show JACK BAUER'S FACE. And then he shit his pants full of that black stuff.

- I was also hoping for a better interrogation scene, especially with that dude's whose only job at CTU is to wait until they have a suspect and then come in and inject weird liquids into their neck. I want to know what that guy does when there's no suspect to interrogate. Does he sit alone in the break room, chilling out, drinking some coffee all day, with adult contempary (I imagine some Rob Thomas) playing in the background? And then he gets called to the interrogation rooms, he injects some weird liquid into some dude's neck, goes "You guys cool? Need anything else? Okay, I'll be in the break room if you need some more liquid in his neck", Jack proceeds to shoot the motherfucker in the knee cap, and the guy goes back into the breakroom, microwaves his Stoffers Instant Chicken Linguine, and sits back to have lunch with Ever The Same playing in the background? That would be the coolest damn job ever.

- Nice to see BLACK TONY get his promotion to THE CURTIS. Did you check out his posse at the end, when the clock's beeping and there's camera shots of everyone? He came rolling into CTU with a posse of like FIFTY GUYS. All armed up the teeth. Is he director of field ops then? The only black guy on the show now gets his own posse as the director of field ops. Nice.

- CHLOE and ROCKSTEADY combine to make the most socially akward duo of all time. I cringe every time they speak.

- RU-DY! RU-DY! RU-DY! RU-DY! RU-DY! RU-DY! RU-DY! RU-DY! RU-DY! RU-DY!

JESUS THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD

[white shadow]

Don't forget when Curtis was on that Ford truck on the side while going to the site... IN STYLE.:cool: Somebody should make a gif of that.:wink:

[Hozanto]

A bunch of movies and a trailer have been posted for 24: The Game at Gamespot.

http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/adventure/24thegame/media.html

[Draeger]

My guess is that they are having a hard time keeping up with all of the broken abilities that Jack Bauer has. Like wallhacking, pistol sniping and parrying cars.

[Violence]

The good news: A bunch of movies and a trailer have been posted for 24: The Game at Gamespot.

http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/adventure/24thegame/media.html

The bad news: It's been pushed back to November:sad: :sad: :sad:

Where did you here that? I thought this game was coming out in Febuary. Somebody needs some scissors to the neck.

[Hozanto]

Where did you here that? I thought this game was coming out in Febuary. Somebody needs some scissors to the neck.

My bad. I read an old article that I thought was brand new. It is still up for a Feb. 06 release:sweat:

[Pained Auron]

spoilers maybe





sentor john mccain will be on the feb 6th ep of 24. one more thing. i found out that the main bad guy will be played by julian sands. aka warlock - son of the devil. now we have the son of the devil going up against jack. no contest. but the fight will be a great one.

[J-ride]

Don't forget when Curtis was on that Ford truck on the side while going to the site... IN STYLE.:cool: Somebody should make a gif of that.:wink:


Curtis is my second favorite character next to Jack. Curtis will whip your ass, I remember in s4 when he punched a certain someone, I thought he was just going to take her weapon away, nope, not Curtis, he punched that bitch like a man. lolol

[Pained Auron]

kiefer just won the screen actor's guild award for best actor. TAKE THAT HUGH LAURIE

[Gumbercules]

I'm glad the 24 game got pushed back, it was looking too shitty

[axeman61]

Where did you here that? I thought this game was coming out in Febuary. Somebody needs some scissors to the neck.

I forgot where, but I heard that they tested out a new gameplay system and decided to roll with that.
I don't know if that's true, so don't quote me on it.

[white shadow]

Curtis is my second favorite character next to Jack. Curtis will whip your ass, I remember in s4 when he punched a certain someone, I thought he was just going to take her weapon away, nope, not Curtis, he punched that bitch like a man. lolol
Same here.:cool: But his shining moment was when he peaced out like 4 guys with his CTU-fu skills. C'mon y'all thought he was gonna die there because of the "Everybody get's fucking shot!" clause.:wink:

[Wellman]

Same here.:cool: But his shining moment was when he peaced out like 4 guys with his CTU-fu skills. C'mon y'all thought he was gonna die there because of the "Everybody get's fucking shot!" clause.:wink:

True, I myself believed he was as good as shot after seeing Ronny get peaced out like he was. Hell he was still just Black Tony (just like Edgar being the Fat Chloe) back then as well, with the mole girlfriend and all.

But he has grown to be a the second most effective field agent at CTU behind Jack, although considering who they killed this season, I worry for the man.

[white shadow]

True, I myself believed he was as good as shot after seeing Ronny get peaced out like he was. Hell he was still just Black Tony (just like Edgar being the Fat Chloe) back then as well, with the mole girlfriend and all.

But he has grown to be a the second most effective field agent at CTU behind Jack, although considering who they killed this season, I worry for the man.
Don't jinx tha brotha!!!:sad::shake:

[Saiyajin11]

Tonight, my friends, we shall witness our Duc d'Jack Rocket Punch that son-of-a-bitch on the Presidental Retreat...in front of the President. How bold!

:rofl:

[white shadow]

Tonight, my friends, we shall witness our Duc d'Jack Rocket Punch that son-of-a-bitch on the Presidental Retreat...in front of the President. How bold!

:rofl:

Actually that punch looks reminscent of Ryo's :qcf: :qcf: :hp: :rofl:

[bohdi]

kiefer just won the screen actor's guild award for best actor. TAKE THAT HUGH LAURIE

truth be told, kiefer won every category including ensemble cast in a movie and supporting actress in a comedy for playing bauer, but only wrote one acceptance speech.

[angryliberal]

anyone else think they may be priming curtis to replace jack in case they want to take the ultimate 24 step and kill jack? or, will the idea of a bauer-less 24 cause armageddon?

*POSSIBLE SPOILER*
































if you go to the 24 imdb page, it has kim listed as 2001-2004, 2006! annoying kim may be coming back...sorry, this may be old news...

[Evil Morrigan]

Bumping thread for all my brothers and sisters. Its on in less than 10 minutes!

JOY!

[Fin.K.M]

Goddamn skating show. I did get a laugh out of that woman who got dropped on her chin in practice and again while performing on the air though.

[Roxie]

Awwww!

He broke up with her so well my legs went all jelly on me!

[Geese Pants]

Awwww!

He broke up with her so well my legs went all jelly on me!

Mine too.........

[Draeger]

Oh shit, Buchanon > RUDY. :rofl:

[Roxie]

HOLY SHIT!!:wow:

How do you say 'pzowned' in 30 seconds flat?


Walt Cummings.

[Million]

aw man...I was liking Matrix Agent...he has been a good "miniboss" of the season...and he's already *deleted* from the program. That was damn INTENSE...Jack was about to peel that bastard's eyes like grapes. :wow:

[PimpC]

damn i love this show.....that is all

[KrassHole]

I like how fast jack busted out thae knife to walts eye, too good.

[YellowS4]

Holy fuck, that shit was intense. 1st Lady Cleavage w/the cold shoulder.

edit - I like how Novick is still in jail or some shit. Btw, didn't he push a bitch down the stairs in s2 or 3?

[m121akuma]

Cummings done fucked up. Don't do stupid shit without permission next time, dumbass.

Secret Agent Man ftw.

[Draeger]

Saint Bauer performed yet another defining "24" moment on Walt Cummings. The Bauer Glare is too strong. Praise Bauer.

Mike Novick pushed Lynne Kresge (Triple PPP's secretary/assistant) down the stairs in S2 when she was about to expose him. What was even worse was when she was about to say who did it, but Novick held her hand down (to make it look like he cared for her) when she was about to point to him. Thus he earned the nickname of FUCKFACE or IAGO.

[lonewolf6465]

There was 6 of us watching and the moment THE TORTURE was about to go down we all errupted in a roar of screaming and joy. Then when we heard, "Ill cut out your eye, then your other eye, the cut you all the way down" there was nothing but cheers of joy and happiness.

God, we all love this show. IF you watched the preview for next week.. </creams_pants>

[Evil Morrigan]

Yeah I dont think I could ever forgive him for that. She was so hot.

[Wellman]

Dirty Mike or Iago has somewhat redeemed himself at least in S4 where he called upon the late and forever great Triple P to help the walking talking vagina known as Logan. Hell he even worked pretty well with Bauer except for the fact that he didn't use a secure line.

By the way they just keep giving Logan new ways to go down as the worst President, what with him becoming Cummings' personal bitch in under five minutes.

[FurryCurry]

"You read my file."

*shakes his head*

This season is so non-stop. We have 17 episodes left still! WTF?! Jack is gonna be all over those P.O.ed terrorists. I wonder what the real plot is now because someone is getting played even more than what we've already seen.

I feel like while PPP may be dead, his soul still burns somewhere, in someone... I sense him in logan's wife, in jack, in erin...

such a great spirt...

[Ragetowersrage]

I gots a question. What weapon was he using on Walt Cummings...heh cummings...When he was gonna cut out his eyes? It looked like a knife but the blade was shaped weird on the end almost like a box cutter or a paint scraper.

Oh...I was laughing my ass off when Jack grabbed his tie and choke slammed his ass, then kept punching the same spot on his ribs....Thats painful....

[YellowS4]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/res0nance/cummings24.jpg

[Pained Auron]

wow. damn i think jack beat his record for a confession which he set last season when he broke that guy's fingers. i was so happy when matrix agent got to see psycho jack up close and in person. now taht priss bitch has seen the psycho one in action, is there a possibility that he won't be a pussy anymore? will shiranui's tits pop out? tune in next week.



















SPOILERS


that hand that came up was kim. i just hope it isn't tee-hee kim who shows up.


END SPOILERS

[OrangeCat]

Oh shit, Buchanon > RUDY. :rofl:
SHIT FUCK, Buchanon was seriously channeling the Psycho Sense and laid it down upon RUDY's ass. SAM-NOT-SO-WISE now. Did you see how he crumbled before the realness?

OC

[ninjabastard]

Anyone notice that Jack punched secret agent man a couple times before he even had a chance to say anything?

My roomate is new to the show so he was like "Do you always cheer when Jack interrogates someone?" "Hell yeah, that's half the show right there, the other half is Jack randomly injurying ppl by physical and mental attacks."

[OrangeCat]

We need to make a drinking game for 24. Seriously.

OC

[ninjabastard]

We need to make a drinking game for 24. Seriously.

OC
Take a drink Everytime:

jack hurts somebody

screms "where is the bomb/nerve gas/terrorist?"

Jack gets someone to put him/herself in harms way because Jack asked nicely

Jack kills everyone in the room

CTU is infilltrated

Chole shuts someone down with her shitty personality

Someone besides Jack does something awesome

(feel free to add to it)

Most likely a person will be drunk by the time we get passed the first one.

[Carpet Lint]

Also...

- Chloe reminds Tony that he's been SHOT IN THE NECK/BOMBED IN THE FACE/DIVORCED/WIDOWED.

- Chloe tells off a superior, saying "YEAH - I KNOW!"

- Edgar is a fuckface. (Fix up a tap to feed right into your veins continuously throughout the season.)

- Someone disregards orders.

- An insane blonde girl freaks out.

- Someone is taken out by one of the many snipers that prowl around in their natural habitat of LA rooftops.

____________


Today's headline news...

AARON PIERCE SIGNS 10-DAY CONTRACT WITH TEAM PSYCHO
Late inning assist sinks Team Terrorism in Triple P grunge match

I think I mixed like three sports in there.

I always liked him as the best 24 "that guy." My other favourite was the Asian CTU agent in Season 2, who now plays the Korean guy on Lost.

[Gumbercules]

The president is such a bitch a new word has to be created to define him

[Draeger]

The only other way I can sum up what Buchanon did to RUDY is this picture:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v709/TheUndeadKing/iraqi_shut_up_bitch.jpg

I patiently await an avatar with Saint Jack laying down the prophecy to Cummings.

[mastermind]

I could be wrong, but I think President Logan unleashed a DAMMIT™ sometime towards the end of that episode. Could he be absorbing that Bauer aura already? He shook the hand of Jesus...that's probably what made him blurt out that DAMMIT™.

I yelled out OH SHIT when he was about to spread a bagel with some Walt Cummings Eye Jelly.

Jack: WHERE IS THE NERVE GAS?!?!?!!!!111
Walt: I! I dunno!
*knife clicks open*
/Walt pees his pants
Walt: OH FUCK OKAY I'LL TELL YOU

I applauded and said OH SHIT a good seven times throughout that span of 30 seconds of interrogation.

[Scorpio_G]

^

Hahahaha :rofl: Me too!

Oh and while I was working on my thesis and reading the 24 page here one of you guys started talking about Chole so I got an idea and I doodled(sp?) a chibi Chole. :lol:

Then I killed some time and drew Jack with a sissors in hand, Tony (eventhough that one doesnt look like him but he does look depressed), Edgar eating a bag of potato chips and holding a portrait of his mommy, that chick who's infatuated with Jack, Prez Palmer and our current Presedent (who looks curiously up at the sky while Cunnings(?) sneaks away with nerve gas.

I'll work on it eventually. if I wasnt so buisy with my thesis. I wish I had screwed up piorities. :wonders:

[white shadow]

Hey does anyone else think that we should call Mike Novick Bizzarro Dick Cheney?:rofl:

Oh and Jack put the "Cummings" in Walt's name last night mosdef!!!:badboy:

[ShinkuuR]

Today's headline news...

AARON PIERCE SIGNS 10-DAY CONTRACT WITH TEAM PSYCHO
Late inning assist sinks Team Terrorism in Triple P grunge match



That's what I'm talking about, everybody needs to give it up for Triple A(Avenging Agent Arron). The way he just went against his boss and teamed up with Psycho Jack for the good of his country shows the intergity that Triple P blessed him with. I'm looking forward to seeing more from that man...

[AdverseSolutions]

The president is such a bitch a new word has to be created to define him

PRISON-BITCH and/or PRESIDENT TUBGIRL (because he winds up swallowing his own shit)

was anyone else laughing their ass off that FIRST LADY SHIRANUI was found in the HORSE STABLES? my friend and i were guessing she'd be found chortling horse cock, doused in sperm.

[Calcal]

http://ffxi.allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=10;mid=1138710135292782344;num=11 ;page=1

A thread on a FFXI forum where a member states 24> FFXI.

I want to watch season 2 and 3 today of 24 except I have class and something tells me I wont be able to stop once I get started.

[angryliberal]

i got a full blown erection when bauer put the knife under cummings eye! also, when triple a told the president that he disabled the phone lines, that shit made me so happy i cried. the episode started a bit slow, but the climax it delivered was as good as make up sex.

[Defective]

Damn! The Psycho One is taking beasting to entirely new levels. At this rate the bad guys will break down into snivelling, pussywhipped, pantywastes at the sheer aura of Bauer. "Jack Bauer has entered the building." *villain cries uncontrollably*

[Million]

heh heh...Matrix Agent's eyes were about to be in a Flank 2 position! HIYOOOOO! It just hit me...I had to throw it out there.

[Baron Samedi]

jack is not only a bad ass but the boy got GAME!!!

i seriously took down notes from how he handled the audrey/country milf situation

he knew exactly what to say.
the bitches just couldn't respond.

put jack in an environment for a couple of months , but not only is he gonna kill or take care of any terrorist,
but he'll have all kinds of hoes falling in love with him like he was their soulmate!

[Evil Morrigan]

I went to my moms house today after work, to visit her (and get some free dinner :sweat: ) when we started talking about last nights episode of 24. At first it was nothing too interesting we were just talking about our favorite moments of the seadon so far and then talking about how Sad it was that Plamer died yadda yadda yadda....... Then I mentioned that at work i was talking to a co-worker who also watches the show and how we waste about 1 hour every tuesday talkin about the awesomeness that is Bauer.

So I ask her if she ever talks to anybody at her job about 24, and she replies..."No, They are all a bunch of pussies."

:lol:

I cant even begin to describe how proud I am to be her child. :rofl:

I love this show.

[OrangeCat]

So I ask her if she ever talks to anybody at her job about 24, and she replies..."No, They are all a bunch of pussies."

:lol:

I cant even begin to describe how proud I am to be her child. :rofl:

I love this show.
You my friend.....have the greatest mom in the world.

OC

[Scorpio_G]

I cant even begin to describe how proud I am to be her child. :rofl:

I love this show.

:rofl: Wow! You mom rules!

Could The Bower power transmit out of Television and affect us in the real world?!?:wonder:

[CgHuReInS]

Hey does anyone else think that we should call Mike Novick Bizzarro Dick Cheney?:rofl:

Hey...I noticed they kind of look similar tonight while watching the State of the Union. I never noticed that before. Weird.

[white shadow]

LOL Did anyone remember when Jack said to EMO-kid, "I need to talk to your mother." His look of appreciation and admiration was so great I thought he was going to say, "Oh you can do her in front of me, I won't mind."


:rofl:

[Roxie]

I noticed that too!!

:rofl:

I was like "oh shit, he's going to offer his older sister to Jack next."

[AdverseSolutions]

So I ask her if she ever talks to anybody at her job about 24, and she replies..."No, They are all a bunch of pussies."



404 mom's number not found

[MagnuScruB]

I finally thought 2 great things

1. The president was going to be killed by cummings. i was like "finalllly"

it didnt happen

2. The president is gonna do some good finally and report CUmmings!

it didnt happen


Aaron came through for me in this episode. When he let Jack in the office, i knew it was ggpo.




what was it about the nerve gas? did cumming change the code or what? who was the guy that stole it? it looked like the bad guy from Kazaam (http://www.avairan.com/marshal-david-awesta.jpg)

[Carpet Lint]

Walt Cummings.

I know there's a joke in that name somewhere...but I just can't find it.

[MagnuScruB]

Walt Cummings.

I know there's a joke in that name somewhere...but I just can't find it.
what about Dr. Hibert?

[DarkGiygas]

that episode was too good.

<-- i made a new av, also another one someone can use. ill make more if people send me more high res S5 photos.

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/1968/24baueravatar25iq.jpg

[YellowS4]

Walt Cummings.

I know there's a joke in that name somewhere...but I just can't find it.

Just not the same w/out Richard 'Dick' Heller when he was gay.

[Draeger]

I went to my moms house today after work, to visit her (and get some free dinner :sweat: ) when we started talking about last nights episode of 24. At first it was nothing too interesting we were just talking about our favorite moments of the seadon so far and then talking about how Sad it was that Plamer died yadda yadda yadda....... Then I mentioned that at work i was talking to a co-worker who also watches the show and how we waste about 1 hour every tuesday talkin about the awesomeness that is Bauer.

So I ask her if she ever talks to anybody at her job about 24, and she replies..."No, They are all a bunch of pussies."

:lol:

I cant even begin to describe how proud I am to be her child. :rofl:

I love this show.

If your mum ever visited SRK, she deserves to automatically start out with ten green points for that comment.

[LimeGreenPatato]

Wtf is with logan, he's such a bitch all the time, but when he is dealing with jack he always tries to act hard. LIke seriously buddy, are you ready to get your eye cut out....i doubt it, shut the fuck up.

[Taito]

This show is just unbelievable.. every episode of this season has played out like any other show's series finales, but dammit we're ONLY on ep. 6!

I LOVE Rogue Jack.. I mean yeah he's always been crazy but it feels like he's [a very rabid and irrational Rottweiler on crack] on a leash of sorts when he has to answer to someone else, especially in Season 4.. anyway I hope he never officially works for the government again.

The plot started to go into Metal Gear Solid 2 territory, and Cummings put on his best impersonation of Solidus (and of course that sheepish moron of a president went along with it and let Cummings grab his arm like a prison bitch).. but Jack just put all that nonsene to a screeching halt.. you can almost hear Logan's balls finally drop when he witnessed Cummings get manhandled by Rogue Jack.. he's still a weasel though.

[Carpet Lint]

President Limp Dick has no DEATH ROCKS OF INTEGRITY.

If Walt Cummings had tried that shit with Triple P, he would have crossed his arms, and a barrage of INTREGRITY ROCKS would have spun around him, bashing Cummings unconscious.

And if he had grabbed his arm like that, Psycho President Palmer's Presidential Pimp-hand would have flashed out so fast that it would rip open a hole in reality and Cummings would actually have been sucked into the Speed Force.

I miss him so much. :sad:

[Draeger]

President Limp Dick has no DEATH ROCKS OF INTEGRITY.

If Walt Cummings had tried that shit with Triple P, he would have crossed his arms, and a barrage of INTREGRITY ROCKS would have spun around him, bashing Cummings unconscious.

And if he had grabbed his arm like that, Psycho President Palmer's Presidential Pimp-hand would have flashed out so fast that it would rip open a hole in reality and Cummings would actually have been sucked into the Speed Force.

I miss him so much. :sad:

At least Triple P is with THE MASON in the kingdom of heaven.

We also have MONTEL/BROTHER DARKNESS 2/2 still around.

[OrangeCat]

Seriously they should renamed that ep from " The Following Takes Place between 12:00pm and 1:00p" to "See President Logan get fucking PUSSIFIED ALL HOUR LONG". Jesus Christ, I haven't seen such ownage from all frouts before. His wife, his assissitant, his bodyguard JACK PROVING THE BITCH WRONG. I can't believe Jack has the decency to call him "SIR" when he's clearly a "MADAM".

OC

[voodazz]

I truly feel blessed after seeing this episode. Bauer be praised. Gotta recap this good and proper.

[mastermind]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmDtg4GHQdg

Is it just me, or does that narrator's voice sound familiar? :cool:

[VruS]

^-macbauer

[white shadow]

Seriously they should renamed that ep from " The Following Takes Place between 12:00pm and 1:00p" to "See President Logan get fucking PUSSIFIED ALL HOUR LONG". Jesus Christ, I haven't seen such ownage from all frouts before. His wife, his assissitant, his bodyguard JACK PROVING THE BITCH WRONG. I can't believe Jack has the decency to call him "SIR" when he's clearly a "MADAM".

OC


Yo WTF man, don't you ever insult women like that y'hear me...EVER!:annoy:

[DarkGiygas]

yeah so i got bored

http://photobucket.com/albums/v127/DarkGiygas/24%20Avatars/

[Geese Pants]

Hmmmmm...............

Basically, the guys I know say that Jack Bauer is basically a watered down John McClaine.

They have seen 24, but say that John McClaine's best/broken day is worse than Jack's worst day.......

I'll admit, I like the Die Hard movies, and McClaine is a bad dude........but, this is Bauer!

He parried a car!
He had a damn heart attack, only to come back and whopp ass right at his resurrection.
He beat Crack in 4 hours.............4 HOURS!!!

If only they see the MASON..........

[Million]

John McClaine was one Bad Dude, but he was not a Bad Enough Dude to hang with The Bauer. Jack is on another level entirely.

It would be so awesome if they teamed up Edgar/Rockstead with someone who just happens to look like Bebop....and then they could bring in James Avery to call them both stupid...

Thanks to G4's damn Attack of the Show, I have been kinda spoiled with regard to who shows up later this season....I'll just say that if you were a fan of 2nd class, kinda low-tier, kinda obscure horror films in the late 80s...this guy's nickname is already set. Yeah, he will apparently be another bad guy that just hasn't shown up yet.

[Wellman]

John McClaine = The Hobbit

Jack Bauer = The entire Lord of the Rings Triology + All the good Star Wars movie including The Clone Wars+ Various Capcom and SNK fighting games

[Pained Auron]

[10:26pm] <+Bleetness> 24 sucks
[10:26pm] <Jeeebus> TO GO DOWN.
[10:26pm] <+Bleetness> YES I SAID IT
[10:26pm] <+Bleetness> 24 FUCKIN
[10:26pm] <+Bleetness> SUCKS
[10:26pm] <+Bleetness> DONKEY BALLS
[10:26pm] <Jeeebus> spanish people don't understand 24
[10:26pm] * Ever sets mode: +b *!*Bleetness@*.stk.clearwire-dns.net
[10:26pm] * Bleetness was kicked by Ever (may bauer strike you down)

[DaFlipMastaXV]

It was Heroin that he beat, which is even more amazing.

[KrassHole]

[10:26pm] <+Bleetness> 24 sucks
[10:26pm] <Jeeebus> TO GO DOWN.
[10:26pm] <+Bleetness> YES I SAID IT
[10:26pm] <+Bleetness> 24 FUCKIN
[10:26pm] <+Bleetness> SUCKS
[10:26pm] <+Bleetness> DONKEY BALLS
[10:26pm] <Jeeebus> spanish people don't understand 24
[10:26pm] * Ever sets mode: +b *!*Bleetness@*.stk.clearwire-dns.net
[10:26pm] * Bleetness was kicked by Ever (may bauer strike you down)



Mexican on Mexican Hate.


Gotta love it.


ANd you gotta hate bleet.

[Saiyajin11]

Someone on another board alerted me to this fact:

Walt Cummings excalimed to the president (if he can really be called that), "I'm a Patriot!!!!"


Hmmmm.....Jack took out one of the Patriots before Snake.

Damn.....could Jack actually hang with Solid Snake and Raiden?

:wonder:

[Draeger]

Please, Snake and Raiden could only hope that they could hang with Jack Bauer.

[Geddoe]

Please, Snake and Raiden could only hope that they could hang with Jack Bauer.
I'm sorry, I like Jack as much as the next guy, but until he takes a bipedal nuclear equipped tank, Snake has him beat.

I love 24, but I have stopped saying Jack would win against people who would clearly trounce him. And the fact(sadly) is that Jack(Raiden or Naked Snake) would in fact whoop Jack(Bauer).:sad:

[Calcal]

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2670437?htv=12&htv=12

Is there a way I can save these commercials with Jack Bauer in it on my PC?

And I see someone in this thread made a Bauer Gear solid av. I was thinking of one where Chloe and Jack are talking on a codec and she is like go through the kitchen. And the guy who is there an question mark appears then he knocks him out. Then a menu pops up where he equips a disguise and makes his way to the elevator. The screen goes blank and says Garage 1st floor. then a small loading icon. But I dont have premium and that probably doesnt fit into the av requirements on this site.

[D-Force]

John McClaine = The original psycho

Jack Bauer = Psycho evolutionary

[Christ0pher]

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2670437?htv=12&htv=12

Is there a way I can save these commercials with Jack Bauer in it on my PC?

And I see someone in this thread made a Bauer Gear solid av. I was thinking of one where Chloe and Jack are talking on a codec and she is like go through the kitchen. And the guy who is there an question mark appears then he knocks him out. Then a menu pops up where he equips a disguise and makes his way to the elevator. The screen goes blank and says Garage 1st floor. then a small loading icon. But I dont have premium and that probably doesnt fit into the av requirements on this site.
First of all. *SLAPS THE RETARD OUT OF Geddoe FOR HIS BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!*and second....THE BAUER GEAR SOLID AVATAR made by Dark Giygas and PPRESENTED by me. YAY!!!!!!

[Draeger]

I'm sorry, I like Jack as much as the next guy, but until he takes a bipedal nuclear equipped tank, Snake has him beat.

I love 24, but I have stopped saying Jack would win against people who would clearly trounce him. And the fact(sadly) is that Jack(Raiden or Naked Snake) would in fact whoop Jack(Bauer).:sad:

HEATHEN!!! HE"S NOT A BAUERRRRITTTTTTTEEEEEEE-AHHHHHH!!! <God warrior women>

Equation that proves that Jack Bauer > Solid Snake:

Jesus Christ > Big Boss or Solid Snake

Jack Bauer (died twice for our sins) > Jesus Christ

Therefore Jack Bauer > Big Boss or Solid Snake

[Wolfkiller]

I've never watched the show, but I figured I'd pass this on to anyone who was interested:

http://www.action-figure.com/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=19008

[KrassHole]

Jeeez. Im in a computer lab and the girl sitting across from me looks like Nina Myers.

[jaded]

Jeeez. Im in a computer lab and the girl sitting across from me looks like Nina Myers.

LOL. you guys are so funny. I do have to admit, 24 is addictive though...

[DarkGiygas]

oh shit the game is out but its PAL :sad:

[YellowS4]

Oh shit the game is 2 dvds!

[CgHuReInS]

1 hour and 10 minutes until we see Jack make up for not killing anyone last week.

[Saiyajin11]

It's ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Akelexre]

Sigh. Is there anyone with an eye and brain watching this who *didn't* know that bitch had a gun?

[KrassHole]

15year old girl ftw

[DaFlipMastaXV]

I want a Russian Sex Slave.

[Draeger]

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Oh shit, FIRST LADY LOOPY with bitchslap assist > PRESIDENT PUSSY. I knew that it was going to happen sooner or later. That is what you get when you deny the gospel of TRIPLE P.

I think 24 has another candidate for the most retarded person on that show, that being RUDY's sister; I say that her pimp is going to be owned within three hours.

I also want a Russian sex slave.

[Million]

the highlights for me:

-Russian Jailbait could get some Meat™. She's cute in a "mousy" way...like one of The Littles.

-ROCKSTEADY smiling at the awkwardness of Chloe's situation...he was luvin' it.
-So, WARLOCK(Julian Sands) finally made his rather short appearance....interesting...time wasn't kind to him...he looks like someone's grandpa now...I didn't even recognize him at first.

-So, Samwise's cracked out sis = GOLLUM?! :rofl: haha...her Ground Assist came out of nowhere, and just like that he was HIT for his cash....nice.

-Dirty Mike PRETENDING like he didn't just see Pussy Prez get his face smacked SO HORD....you could tell he was trying his best not to laugh.

[Wellman]

So that bitch was his sister? I only managed to catch the last 15 minutes, so I missed out on what happened.Never trust a crack ho, not even when they are family.

And Draeger, I say the boy has only three hours if he is smart, more than likely it will be over in 1.5, especially if he stole something critical to CTU like I suspect.

[Draeger]

RUDY's sister = textbook definition of a hooker. It was almost too much of a cliche hooker to believe.

**EDIT**

Wellman when he does get his ass dragged to CTU, I hope to see Richards own him. Of course I would like to see Him own the pimp but he has better things to do.

Forgot to mention but, Curtis' UNS > that bullet.

[Fin.K.M]

-So, Samwise's cracked out sis = GOLLUM?! :rofl: haha...her Ground Assist came out of nowhere, and just like that he was HIT for his cash....nice.
LOL. Bitch took all his lembas.

I was getting really excited to see another interrogation but that fuckin' RUDY ruined it. 24 fans everywhere were cockblocked.

[Draeger]

I was getting really excited to see another interrogation but that fuckin' RUDY ruined it. 24 fans everywhere were cockblocked.

I cannot count how many times I saw Buchanon wanting to say "STFU NOOB!" to him. I hope it happens sooner or later.

[m121akuma]

Jaibait fucked shit up.

[Draeger]

Her name is not listed in the casting on www.imdb.com -- so I guess half of SRK will feel guilty for wanting to pork some jailbait?

[Mario Lemieux!]

I bet ODB tore that ass up all day, all day.


So good to see Curtis and Jack do Elevator Action.

UNS parrying of the bullet was too fucking awesome.

Bauer: Are you ok!?

Curtis: Yea...it hit my vest.

Bauer: You're not wearing a vest.

Curtis: By vest I mean the power of Darkness.

Bauer: *nods in approval of the power of UNS*

[YellowS4]

Shit, is Rudy's sister the girl from Matrix 1?

And the Techno Pedo, what movies has he been in. Fucken guy looks familiar and I can't remember where I've seen him.

edit - After seeing what happened to Walt, why do I get the feeling Miiike had something to do w/it. Edgar had a perverted smile after Spense got dispensed the fuck out. He looked like he's about to do some hacking of his own on Chloe.

[CapMaster]

this episode threw some new plot elements into the mix. Here's some theories I've patched together...
-Someone else killed Walt Cummings.
-Notice the red mark on the kidnapped girl's forehead. Could this be the chip with the codes in it? Is that why she was so important?

Did Diane Huxley and her idiot son fall off the Earth in this episode?

[Papa Trunks]

HEATHEN!!! HE"S NOT A BAUERRRRITTTTTTTEEEEEEE-AHHHHHH!!! <God warrior women>
Haha someone should make a avatar with God Warrior saying that.

[YellowS4]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/5641/24075kz.gif
Man I was bored.

[mastermind]

That sex slave is the freakin' Corpse Bride.

[Pained Auron]

which one was warlock? i missed him. first lady shiranui pimpslap ftw

[Draeger]

Motion to have Walt Cummings nickname be JUDAS.

Did Judas not commit suicide himself?

[white shadow]

"After I'm through with you will wish you felt this good!":mad:

:cool:

That Russian sex slave was Quick Draw McGraw, 1 frame startup on that grab.:rofl: *CHIIINGG!!! Hyper Viper Beam!!!*:clap:

[OrangeCat]

Pretty weak ep this week, but it made up with Jack yelling at Chloe at what the FUCK is Spencer doing. Spencer totally got the BAN HAMMER, good riddance. And dare I say, Chole is totally turning into Jack. I nearly busted a gut when she said "We DON'T HAVE TIME!"

SAMWISE got GOLLUM STEALTH ATTACKED. What's with the directors of CTU having fucking whackjobs for relatives ruining their groove? He totally lost my respect meter for him after Bucanan verbally ripped him a new one last week.

But I was quite sad at the girl being allowed to go with THE SYDNEY. However I felt releived when she popped much cap into his ass.

Finally, ERWICH is suddenly becoming a favorite villain of mine. He's not smart or sexy, but did you see him GALATICA PHANTOM THE FUCK OUT that insubordinate? That's one powerful midget terrorist.

OC

[Draeger]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/5641/24075kz.gif
Man I was bored.

First part of .gif: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Last part: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: ~1/15/06~ NEVER FORGET

[Roxie]

Motion to have Walt Cummings nickname be JUDAS.

Did Judas not commit suicide himself?

I second the motion.

[Carpet Lint]

And with that episode, the population of crazy blonde bitches just went up 200%, and with the mentioning of KIM BAUER the prospects of another crazy blonde bitch rises yet again.

This show is like a championship team going through a dynasty. It's like the '96 Bulls or the '00 Lakers in television show form.

You got PSYCHO JACK running off screens, splitting double teams, and breaking down defenders off the dribble and wrecking everyone's shit as the Jordan/Kobe figure.

Then you got your twin towers CUERVO TONY and THE BRIDE up top in the triangle setting screens, setting hard picks, and creating space.

PSYCHO PRESIDENT PALMER pacing along on the sidelines, surrounded my his DEATH ROCKS OF INTEGRITY, yelling at all the players to hit 'em hard and hit 'em fast.

Then every once in a while a second tier guy comes in and hits an open game winner - Robert Horry versus Philadelphia, Steve Kerr versus Utah, THE MASON versus The Nuclear Bomb, Chase versus his own hand...

And there are a constant collection of no-name bench players that keep changing but always fill the same roles.
- The blonde psycho bitches.
- The CTU mole.
- The evil terrorist technical support.
- THE MAN that tries to hold down Jack (S1 Tony/Mason, S2 Mason/Chappelle, S3 Chappelle, S4 Buchanan, S5 Rudy)

Bizarre.

[Dipstick]

Apparently the version of 24: The Game floating around, while being a European release, will work on NTSC TVs. So you l33t folk may want to do what you do... but be careful, because since that funds terrorism, I figure that Bauer is going to come flying out of the PS2 and demand to know where the juares are. Aiya.

I can't see this game being good but I'll probably play through it regardless being a Bauerite and all. At least it'll have the best voice acting of any videogame ever.

....

I thought this episode was a big weak myself (relative to 24). I just can not believe the sex slave would actually have a gun on her. I seriously doubt Mr. Russian Hax would be bold/crazy/stupid enough to allow her to have a gun (unless he's into some really kinky and bizarre stuff) and Bauer and co. failing to search her for who-knows-what. Unless this is some crazy 6th-level-thinking plan from Bauer... but it just seems like a stretch.

Am I the only one that noticed the pimp noticing Rudy's credientals when he completely jacked Rudy for some fast drug money? Watch that randomly end up getting sold to Terrorists 'R Us, which allows for the creation of a Bizarro Rudy. Sure a sane place would have procedures to deal with this... but this is CTU. I think I have a harder time sneaking into a country club than moles have getting level 5 clearance at CTU.

The whole sequence with Spencer getting shuffled in and out of CTU was high comedy. From Chloe pseudo-Bauer Yelling Nipple Neck into getting him onto the floor to Bauer getting all Bauer about Spencer being out of custody (and then going completely deadpan about it two seconds later, when he realizes this is standard operating procedure for CTU. It's only the third time today they've gone from having someone under arrest to reinstating them in three seconds or less) to Chloe dispensing of him like Capri Sun packet once the situtation was solved. Niiiiiice.

SPOILER FOR NEXT WEEK: What the fuck at the terrorists making Bauer kill a mall full of lolis (and other assorted innocents)... and then CTU approving of it. What a waste of /l/ material. Of course Bauer being Bauer he will figure out something... that's why we watch.

-Dippy

[Night]

Heh, kinda expected how it'd end once Jack told her to get dressed. Most people could probably smell her going to pull what GUILE'S wife did back in season 3 a mile away heh.

[Double Reppuken]

I think what surprised me most about this episode was the fact that my high school chem lab partner appeared in it: Angela Sarafyan as Inessa. I "wtfed" when i saw her, it was pretty nuts.

I really...really...detest Logan's ineptitude and lack of decisiveness >.<

[SaffronsGhost]

I thought this episode was a big weak myself (relative to 24). I just can not believe the sex slave would actually have a gun on her. I seriously doubt Mr. Russian Hax would be bold/crazy/stupid enough to allow her to have a gun (unless he's into some really kinky and bizarre stuff) and Bauer and co. failing to search her for who-knows-what. Unless this is some crazy 6th-level-thinking plan from Bauer... but it just seems like a stretch.

I could have sworn that she took it off one of their agents right before she shot...

[Dipstick]

I could have sworn that she took it off one of their agents right before she shot...
Taking a look at the BauerReplay, she had the gun hidden underneath her sweater. Since she was backturned, she was able to cancel the startup of the gun (effectively turning it into a AHVB with a fuckton of Revenge Meters built up) and due to that, Bauer's attempt to Bauer Yell the bullets astray failed. However, Bauer (with his Bauer level of awareness) keeps burning meter by continuing the Bauer Yell, this time deflecting his own men (and specifically Curtis' UNR) from blowing her into the next zip code.

Still makes little sense, but it seems a little bit more plausable now. Maybe he kept the guns accessable because he either like playing Battle Royale in bed or she was consistently beaten so badly she could never reach them -- but if that was the case, how could she make a sandwich?

-Dippy

[angryliberal]

ok, my thoughts -

- rudy will be too arrogant to admit he had his shit stolen leading one of those many 'you fucking idiot!' moments on 24.
- the girl is more involved than they make her out to be. this is rather obvious.
- mike assisted in the 'suicide' of cummings.
- kim will find out jack is alive b4 audrey can get a hold of her, another obvious 24 thing.

next week -

will they really realese the gas?

[YellowS4]

Apparently the version of 24: The Game floating around, while being a European release, will work on NTSC TVs. So you l33t folk may want to do what you do... but be careful, because since that funds terrorism, I figure that Bauer is going to come flying out of the PS2 and demand to know where the juares are. Aiya.



Yup has ntsc selecter and it's 2 dvds. But it isn't a "final" release.

I'll make more random stupid screencaps later.

[Draeger]

I think what surprised me most about this episode was the fact that my high school chem lab partner appeared in it: Angela Sarafyan as Inessa. I "wtfed" when i saw her, it was pretty nuts.

I really...really...detest Logan's ineptitude and lack of decisiveness >.<

<shamelessness>

So you got any other pics of her?

</shamelessness>

[Taito]

Another entry for the 24 Drinking Game:

..Whenever a key lead, that can possibly end the terrorist crisis early, gets fuckin shot


You guys know how I feel about CTU Jack.. he was about to tear out dude's genitals like in Sin City, but now he has to follow orders from a HOBBIT. Why didn't Jack get reinstated under certain conditions ("I'm my own fucking boss!")? Dammit Jack, get in trouble with North Korea or something so you can be ROGUE JACK again!!

[MagnuScruB]

SPOILERS


that hand that came up was kim. i just hope it isn't tee-hee kim who shows up.


END SPOILERS

wrong bitch! lol

Edgar popped a boner when Chloe told him to STFU. nothing much to talk about this episode except when jack was like "you dont want to go down that road" . we knew what was coming!

[Zachman]

http://www.2kgames.com/24/site.html

[white shadow]

Taking a look at the BauerReplay, she had the gun hidden underneath her sweater. Since she was backturned, she was able to cancel the startup of the gun (effectively turning it into a AHVB with a fuckton of Revenge Meters built up) and due to that, Bauer's attempt to Bauer Yell the bullets astray failed. However, Bauer (with his Bauer level of awareness) keeps burning meter by continuing the Bauer Yell, this time deflecting his own men (and specifically Curtis' UNR) from blowing her into the next zip code.

Still makes little sense, but it seems a little bit more plausable now. Maybe he kept the guns accessable because he either like playing Battle Royale in bed or she was consistently beaten so badly she could never reach them -- but if that was the case, how could she make a sandwich?

-Dippy
Naw makes perfect sense.

[Draeger]

Where have Arch-Bishop Azrael and voodazz been?

[Hollow]

Probably had a gun in every room in the penthouse. He just didn't figure she knew where he had 'em.

[Pained Auron]

Where have Arch-Bishop Azrael and voodazz been?


can't speak for voodazz, but i bet azrael has been too busy munching on dc's to even watch 24

[Hollow]

I don't understand. Some ppl....don't...watch... 24. You lost me..

[D-Force]

Like someone said earlier, the girl might be more involved than she appears to be *coughMariacough*

On another note, do I sense a trend here? Driscoll's bipolar daughter and now Rudy's junkie sister. Methinks you need to have some baggage to work in CTU, heh heh.

[CgHuReInS]

On another note, do I sense a trend here? Driscoll's bipolar daughter and now Rudy's junkie sister. Methinks you need to have some baggage to work in CTU, heh heh.

Oh yeah. didn't Michelle have some weird brother or something too?

[Draeger]

Michelle had a sister (I think) that could not take BLACK TONY's LATIN HEAT. She had to be dragged out of CTU because it was too much LATIN HEAT for her to handle.

[MagnuScruB]

Oh yeah. didn't Michelle have some weird brother or something too?
yes, she had a phycho brother who was married to her female black boss. they got divorced and he came in CTU and went phyco

[Infinity Plus]

I was pissed off because my I was supposed to go out with my girlfriend one night but she delayed me an extra 2 hours. It wasn't so bad I guess you could say because I just started watching episodes of 24 that day. I've heard a lot about but now I feel like I've been touched by the hand of Bauer.

[Roxie]

Welcome to the fold.

[Dan?]

Alright, this may not specifically be the right thread, but hey, it's a 24 thread. I just got the first season box (because of how you all rant and rave) and watched the first ep. My thoughts:

- Jack Bauer is my new dad.
- Somebody already got shot: sweet.
- 747 already exploded: sweet.
- Lil Bauer girl needs to get herself back in line, realize she is the spawn of Bauer and need not mutiny against his benevolent rule.

[AdverseSolutions]

Alright, this may not specifically be the right thread, but hey, it's a 24 thread. I just got the first season box (because of how you all rant and rave) and watched the first ep. My thoughts:

- Jack Bauer is my new dad.
- Somebody already got shot: sweet.
- 747 already exploded: sweet.
- Lil Bauer girl needs to get herself back in line, realize she is the spawn of Bauer and need not mutiny against his benevolent rule.

Yo get out of this thread now. It's like a spoiler SWAMP for you.

[Infinity Plus]

Holy shit Nina Myers is/was a monster!

[PsychoMistress]

One of Jack's new movies!!

http://disney.go.com/disneypictures/thewild/video.html?size=MPlarge

Another one, more aligned to his 24 personality

http://www.movie-list.com/s/sentinel.html

[YellowS4]

My problem w/Sentinel is the fucken trailer. Gives up way too much info -_-

[YellowS4]

Random bump, but I just came back from Ford's new movie Firewall and guess who's in it.

CHLOE w/some subtle pink highlights I might add! Oh and Ford's name in the movie?

JACK

[Osiris]

i really expcted much more anger from jack bauer; he's not bound by the beaurocrisy anymore. he should be pummeling people like walt cummings every episode. i stumbled acrros somehting on imbd.com that says kim coms back next week for the nest 4 or 5 episodes. it better bring jack back to his agessive attitude like in season 1. i want some victor drazen hate again.

they said he's pissed and not taking it anymore; he better be bottling up for a huge snap for the last half of the season.

[Draeger]

PSYCHO JACK's K-groove bar = the same length as the Earth is to the moon?

TRIPLE P and THE MASON save us all when it happens.

[DaFlipMastaXV]

Where's all the posts?

Anyways I can't believe the crazy bitch choked under the pressure.

Mike Novick is still a fuckface.

[Roxie]

First Designing Lady really disappointed me.

[regulate]

a big WTF for next weeks preview.

[Million]

Matrix Agent's wife was quite pokeable....yesss...

But Awesome Audrey is still the top piece of ass this season....sadly, this episode didn't show any leg on her.

-Jack's Hero Meter jumped up a few more points for saving the girl today....it was a nice feel-good moment there.

*I'm just noticing it, really...RUDY, aka Samwise, aka "That Goonies Dude"...the character's actual name is LYNN?!?! :rofl: What the fuck, man...he NEEDS our nicknames, as that's one of the most girly-man names ever. That's even worse than when you see guys named "Ashley", or "Stacey", etc.

*that son of a bitch Mr. Bean got away again....I was totally in the same "DAMN IT!" frame of mind Jack was in when they realized they had nothing, and dude was gone.

[Wellman]

Dirty Mike is officially back in the building people.

Anyone oddly impressed with how well this season's mid-villian is handling himself. Shit you would think he wasn't the pawn in someone elses plan the way he senses dirt going down around him.

Looks like Jack and Robocop are teaming up for some rogue action next week. I had such high hopes for Samwise too.

Shit almost forgot Jack bringing the lil girl back from near death, he does new shit every episode it seems.

[DaFlipMastaXV]

I thought Paul Raines was Mr. Bean

[Draeger]

When PSYCHO JACK saved that girl, it was more evidence that Bauer is the son of god (Palmer) by performing another miravle.

Praise Bauer.

[Geese Pants]

OMG..............it's MURPHY!!!!

Now everyone is going to GET SHOT!

[Mario Lemieux!]

Leg scissors! Leg scissors!

[angryliberal]

sorry guys, i love jack and worship season 1-4, but this one is getting boring. oooh, look another head of ctu is angry at jack. the whole pres, first lady storyline is boring, things gotta pick up. ep 1-6 = awesome, but after the cumming eye ep, its been so fucking boring for the most part. after coming off the hard core thrill ride that was season 4, this one is starting to disapoint...

[Pained Auron]

wow. jack's trip into leg scissor necksnap is the shit

[mastermind]

I might have to look back through the past episodes to make sure, but I do believe we have witnessed the first DAMMIT™ this season from Jack.

I thought it'd be funny if Audrey unleashed the Bauer within her and slapped the bajeezus out of Rudy. You KNOW she was getting close to it, too.

[Osiris]

is it me, or is this season deadly slow compared to the others?

[Vanilla]

is it me, or is this season deadly slow compared to the others?

Ya man, well this episode at least. Felt like nothing was going on. That better have been a setup episode.

[white shadow]

First Designing Lady really disappointed me.
She didn't wear any garments exposing her cleavage so her Tits Of Integrity™ could shine through.:shake:

[MagnuScruB]

how do u make th TM little

[Osiris]

alt+0153

[Taito]

sorry guys, i love jack and worship season 1-4, but this one is getting boring. oooh, look another head of ctu is angry at jack. the whole pres, first lady storyline is boring, things gotta pick up. ep 1-6 = awesome, but after the cumming eye ep, its been so fucking boring for the most part. after coming off the hard core thrill ride that was season 4, this one is starting to disapoint...
Jesus people, only two slow episodes. You want explosions and gunfights and "WHERE ARE THE CANISTERS??" every single episode/hour? I like the pace of this, reminds me of season 1 where it actually resembled a 24-hour period, instead of the haphazard, episodic pace of S4.. hopefully we'll see people at CTU actually get tired again..

PS. DAMMIT!!

[angryliberal]

Jesus people, only two slow episodes. You want explosions and gunfights and "WHERE ARE THE CANISTERS??" every single episode/hour? I like the pace of this, reminds me of season 1 where it actually resembled a 24-hour period, instead of the haphazard, episodic pace of S4.. hopefully we'll see people at CTU actually get tired again..

PS. DAMMIT!!
its not like i'm expecting season 4 or anything, its just the story is not very interesting. sorry. i love 24, but the president bugs me, the pacing feels weird, and the whole 'head of ctu hates jack' thing is getting tired. i don't deny its still better than anything else on tv, but its feels lacking, that could change, but the last two have been rather boring...i still worhip jack, but there have been quite a few predictable plot points...

[PimpC]

even thought the last two were pretty weak on a 24 scale, but shit has to hit the fan at some point.....the presiden does suck ass though, but he was a pussy in season 4...too bad he can't all in palmer like last season.

[gguseila]

its not like i'm expecting season 4 or anything, its just the story is not very interesting. sorry. i love 24, but the president bugs me, the pacing feels weird, and the whole 'head of ctu hates jack' thing is getting tired. i don't deny its still better than anything else o