24: Season 5 Thread

[Evil Morrigan]

Palmer would have been like, "Fuck you your not getting anything from me." and then hung up.

[CgHuReInS]

Goddamn, Logan is such a pansy. ;_;

EDIT: Damn, I want to be a bum on 24 who shouts "Slow down!" at Jack.

[Roxie]

DAMN!! It's getting nasty inside CTU!

[moeller61]

I got home from working out, only to find out that MY FUCKING WIFE TURNED OFF THE 24 TIVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can someone give me a synopsis of what happened?

[Roxie]

Damn! First Designing Woman is gangsta!
Ride and Die chick!

[PimpC]

preview for next week looks like the shit.....

[DaFlipMastaXV]

Samwise makes people who are high look like Jack Bauer. What a psycho, and no, not in the cool way either.

Black Tony really is living out like real Tony. He got punked almost exactly like Tony in S2.

[m121akuma]

Lynn fails at keeping control of CTU.

Goddamn, its like the writers are psychic. You wanted more rogue Jack, YOU GOT MORE GODDAMN ROGUE JACK!

I love Curtis so damn much.

[lonewolf6465]

God damnit, I knew Black Tony was going to get punked, and fucking Samwise needs to get layed the fuck out. Someone needs to step in and run CTU the right way, aka Bill.

As for President Pussy for the love of all that is holy Dirty Old Mike needs to just start running the country, never thought I'd say that one.

Next week looks too good, cant wait.

[Saiyajin11]

Curtis-"Fuck that...you draw your gat, you're ghost!"


Damn, I am soo stoked about next week :)

[LimeGreenPatato]

wtf....i thought rudy was down at the start of the season, now he's turning into a fucking bitch. He looked like he was all cracked out like his sister this episode.

nigga aint going to be making any sacks acting like that.


Logan is the worst character ever. I seriously hate him. I'd really consider punching the actor in the face if i saw him on the street.

[lonewolf6465]

If anyone was interested in a detailed kill count from the past and present seasons of 24 here is a thread someone on IGN cooked up:

http://boards.ign.com/24_board/b7304/107732548/p1/?79

it's non insider friendly

[Evil Morrigan]

Yeah it looks like Curtis is going to unleash UNR next week. I cant wait! :bgrin:

Did anybody catch what the Russian President's name was? It sounded like Logan called him Urien, or maybe thats what I wanted to hear. After the torrent comes up im going to check on this.

AEGIS!!!

[white shadow]

Anyways Natheson could move for an old man don't you think?:lol"


Man I felt sorry when Curtis got punked, I mean even as kid life wasn't good for him. :sad: :shake: http://tabmok99.mortalkombatonline.com/cut90125.gif

[WebScud]

Can Curtis kill a hobbit an get away with it?

Something is up with his keycard. It's gonna get sold to the terrorists at some point and Audrey is going to get iced.

[Wellman]

wtf....i thought rudy was down at the start of the season, now he's turning into a fucking bitch. He looked like he was all cracked out like his sister this episode.

nigga aint going to be making any sacks acting like that.


Logan is the worst character ever. I seriously hate him. I'd really consider punching the actor in the face if i saw him on the street.

Co-sign all over.

I believed Samwise had potential as well, then a visit from his sister got dude cracking up, like a bitch. Its like between the President and his sister dude got fucked up from the mad genius he seemed to start out like.


s4 SPOILERS***

Earlier today I rewatched the episode from last season and rewatched Bern sell Jack out, over a pretty small threat. I mean it was big in the fact that he was as good as dead, but I thought from last year they also threatened his family, but they didn't, he just rolled over. My first thought was dude must be one of the top five biggest bitches in 24.

But after this episode, I realize I am wrong, Logan takes the top five spots easier than Baby's first book is to a PhD in English Literature.

[white shadow]

Something is up with his keycard. It's gonna get sold to the terrorists at some point...

I agree but the latter I don't even want to think about. I mean Palmer and Audrey dying in the same day there'd be no America or earth to protect for that matter because Jack would destroy it all!!!:wow: SSJ LV.2 JACK!!!:pray:

[Scorpio_G]

Damnit did anyone wrote to Fox Five a few minutes ago?! :lol:

Well, fox had a question: What president should have their own national B-day holiday. And Jason wrote:

We all know that President Palmer from 24 should have his own holiday!

[WebScud]

I agree but the latter I don't even want to think about. I mean Palmer and Audrey dying in the same day there'd be no America or earth to protect for that matter because Jack would destroy it all!!!:wow: SSJ LV.2 JACK!!!:pray:

[SPOLIER?]
Highlight Me...

According to IMDB (http://imdb.com/name/nm0193846/) Kim returns for four episodes. I've heard rumors that two more "big" people die this season. My personal prediction is both Kim and Audrey meet death.

It doesn't make sense to randomly bring Kim back for only four episodes if something HUGE doesn't happen. And with Audrey...I can't see Jack being tied down. It never works for him. The man is destined to be emotionally dead.

Whatever the case, one of the two better not be Tony. Becuase I'd cry.

[/SPOLIER?]

[white shadow]

Yp even hinting at a spoiler while quoting me is already... no I never saw this no no no no no......:shake:

[gguseila]

If anyone was interested in a detailed kill count from the past and present seasons of 24 here is a thread someone on IGN cooked up:

http://boards.ign.com/24_board/b7304/107732548/p1/?79

it's non insider friendly

The updated Bauer stats are just too good.

I think this week made up perfect for last, the ep only got better as it went on. I love how President Pussy only negotiates with terrorists. I dont know if its just me but I hope that whole convoy gets wiped out.

[Geese Pants]

If what you say does happen Webscud.................the world will be turned inside fuckin out.

Time will stop
Up is down

Wrath.............of.............BAUER!!!

[Papa Trunks]

Yeah it looks like Curtis is going to unleash UNR next week. I cant wait! :bgrin:

Did anybody catch what the Russian President's name was? It sounded like Logan called him Urien, or maybe thats what I wanted to hear. After the torrent comes up im going to check on this.

AEGIS!!!
Actually his name is Yuri.

http://www.amantesra2.hpg.ig.com.br/imagens/yuri.jpg

[Geddoe]

Palmer would have been like, "Fuck you your not getting anything from me." and then hung up.

Yeah, I'm sure Ryan Chappelle would agree. You know, if Palmer hadn't ordered the man killed to appease a terrorist.

[Pained Auron]

logan is a bithc, and someone needs to punch rudy

[OrangeCat]

logan is a bithc, and someone needs to punch rudy
Holy fucking shit is Logan EVER THE PUSSY. I can't believe that his LOOPY WIFE SHIRANUI is a more capable President than he his. I guess we all know who wears the balls in the family. Did you see how President PUNKASS reacted with IAGO offered him to the phone saying it's the terrorists? He's like NO YOU TALK TO THEM, HOT POTATO. What the hell?

ERWICH...might as well call him STurbo Bison, because he just got fucking RAGING DEMONED by the real Boss. Man is Julian pissed.

OC

[WebScud]

Yp even hinting at a spoiler while quoting me is already... no I never saw this no no no no no......:shake:
If what you say does happen Webscud.................the world will be turned inside fuckin out.

Time will stop
Up is down

Wrath.............of.............BAUER!!!

The only thing that does happen for sure is the returning character. Everything else is rumor and my personal speculation.

Jack would of course go crazy if all that happened. And I have no idea how he could even be brought back to LA, let alone CTU for Day Six. (Maybe he winds up back with Mrs. Spin City and her son?) If all that happened to me I don't think I'd want to be anywhere near the west coast. He would have lost everyone he loved.



...Anyone else excited for the 24 game? Only seven days! :wgrin:

[angryliberal]

next week, curtis brings the strength of jack to the table to bitch slap evil rudy...forget what i said about the last 2 episodes, 24 is back in action...the only complaint i have now is this - waiting a fucking week...i watched season 1-4 on dvd, this is my first season i'm watching weekly, its hell...

[King9999]

What did I tell you all? Right when you think S5 is getting bogged down with filler episodes...BAM!!

[AdverseSolutions]

somebody give a rundown of the preview for those of us who torrent? please?

[YellowS4]

...Anyone else excited for the 24 game? Only seven days! :wgrin:
They dropped the ball. Shit would've been Bauer itself if they didn't fuck around w/the whole thing. :sad:

Hmm, I think Chloe or Bill might bite the bullet if 1 or 2 "major" chars have to die.

Oh and don't worry, Palmer is headlining another show called The Unit http://www.cbs.com/primetime/the_unit/ Jesus, T1000 & Palmer!

[Taito]

If I was Curtis the only thing on my mind would be whuppin Jack's ass. I didn't watch the previews yet but I'm looking forward to those two facing off.. seriously how fucked is that, when you wish Jack all the best with his life, you get choked the fuck out and tossed in the bushes..

OK, Jack's on his own again, good.. Jack is at his most awesome when he's on the run and nobody trusts him..

And PPP's new show looks/sounds phukin hot :o
Man I felt sorry when Curtis got punked, I mean even as kid life wasn't good for him.
http://tabmok99.mortalkombatonline.com/cut90125.gif
Haha he even looks like Curtis with the beady eyes..

And no offense Webscud, but you're on my Ignore list till this season's done.. you're dropping too many hints without spoil-tagging them..

[Shaft Agent]

I bet ODB tore that ass up all day, all day.


So good to see Curtis and Jack do Elevator Action.

UNS parrying of the bullet was too fucking awesome.

Bauer: Are you ok!?

Curtis: Yea...it hit my vest.

Bauer: You're not wearing a vest.

Curtis: By vest I mean the power of Darkness.

Bauer: *nods in approval of the power of UNS*

:rofl:


And the Techno Pedo, what movies has he been in. Fucken guy looks familiar and I can't remember where I've seen him.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0000872/

Damn! First Designing Woman is gangsta!
Ride and Die chick! my breast pump resevoir is already tilted, waiting to pour a little out in rememberance of my girl :(

[Mario Lemieux!]

Holy shit....The Unit sounds like an awesome show and all I did was read the cast!

2nd best show in the history of television!!!

[voodazz]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I missed last night's episode! Is there anyway I can see it somewhere else????!!! :annoy:

[Hunter D]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I missed last night's episode! Is there anyway I can see it somewhere else????!!! :annoy:
Torrent my friend.

Did anyone catch the miniature cars in the 8th episode. It was a novel idea to use them in the mall scene. I wonder what organization made those toy cars?

[Evil Morrigan]

Torrent my friend.

Did anyone catch the miniature cars in the 8th episode. It was a novel idea to use them in the mall scene. I wonder what organization made those toy cars?

:rofl: Nice.

[AdverseSolutions]

the miniature cars, they poison my brain

[mastermind]

Oh and don't worry, Palmer is headlining another show called The Unit http://www.cbs.com/primetime/the_unit/ Jesus, T1000 & Palmer!

Ladies and Gentlemen, by the powers vested by the Mason. Our fallen father Palmer has risen in the form of an elite covert ops soldier.

Friends, coming this March, we will enter a new entity into the S.H.I.T.

And his name?

Black Jack :lovin:

[Taito]

I wouldn't say he's Black Jack.. he's Palmer With A Gun. PPP doesn't really need to be compared to Jack to be badass.

[mastermind]

Oh, I wasn't trying to compare him or anything.

The badassery that PPP now has in this body is very similar of Jack. The badassery (and possible PSYCHO gene) he's inherited on the way back to earth is on an equal level of Jack's, but since it's coupled with UNPR (Unbridled Negro Palmer Rage), at this current point it doesn't have a name. But since it's so reminiscent, IMO for the time being, Black Jack is well deserved.

But this is still high speculation.

[Azrael]

Why is this show so good? Why?

Anyone notice how the last episode ended with Erwick driving away, and in this episode he's already at some new location? Damn, dude's got mad teleporting skills! He however couldn't escape the SHUN GOKU KNIFE from yet another terrorist! Man, they're coming out of the woodwork this season!

Meanwhile, SAM NOTSOWISE is getting his panties all in a bunch thanks to CRACK SISTER and SNAKE, who's taking a temporary break from ripping off Homer and Marge in Springfield and joined us on 24. Then PRESIDENT PUSSY BITCH makes SAM NOTSOWISE his bitch, and, well...PRESIDENT PUSSY BITCH'S BITCH is a pretty bad place to be in life! SAM NOTSOWISE decides to take it out on Higher Jack.

THE CURTIS is supposed to take Higher Jack back to CTU, but is obviously not liking it. But then TERRORIST PORKY contacts SHERYL CROW and asks to be connected to HIGHER JACK. TERRORIST PORKY's two-timing ways have been exposed, and he's running for his life and coming to Higher Jack for help! ...How broken is Jack? The people who try to kill him then rely on him to save their lives! THE CURTIS may be the HIGH PRIEST OF UNR, but Higher Jack still takes him out and jacks his FORD TOUGH F-150!

Unfortunately, back at THE CIRCUS, SHERYL CROW, Chloe, and OLD DUDE covering for Higher Jack have really caused SAM NOTSOWISE's thong to bunch all up. He throws OLD DUDE in jail (without even a get out card...) and is now softly DRY-HUMPING SHERYL CROW's shoulder. ...At the end of S4, we thought S5 would be Jack vs ONE BILLION CHINESE. Turns out S5 is gonna be Jack Vs STUPID ASS PEOPLE WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ON OUR SIDE.

Back to PRESIDENT PUSSY BITCH, he gets a phone call from TERRORIST #23543 asking for a little NAVI INFO on COMRADE PRESIDENT. PPB can't give it to them fast enough. C'mon Mike! You sold out Triple P for less! Pull another IAGO, we know you've got it in you! LOOPY SHIRANUI makes a NINJA ENTRANCE and is understanably enraged after seeing her husband's frilly lacy panties. ...Why didn't we just elect her? LOOPY SHIRANUI, obviously fully channeling the ESSENCE OF TRIPLE P at this point, decides to get into the DEATH LIMO with COMRADE PRESIDENT.

What will happen next week? Will SAM NOTSOWISE continue to cry like a baby until everyone's in jail and he's singlehandedly running THE CIRCUS? What does Higher Jack know about the info from PORKY? Will LOOPY SHIRANUI'S WALL OF MAGNIFICENT TA-TA'S be enough to save COMRADE PRESIDENT from harm? Tune in next week!


...Incidentally, I caught a little bit of S2 on satellite TV. God that season rocked so hard. Long live the strongest TEAM PSYCHO formation - PSYCHO JACK/KATE/YUSEF.

[mastermind]

Now that I really sat and thought about it...I dunno. I'm just talking out of my ass. *shrug* :rofl:

[Magnetro]

Is it me, or does Logan look a lot like this man? HERE (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a154/magnetro/RN.jpg)

[white shadow]

Is it me, or does Logan look a lot like this man? HERE (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a154/magnetro/RN.jpg)
HA HA ON POINT!!!!:clap::tup:

"I am not a crook!"

[regulate]

What did happen to the "vs One billion chinese" thing?

[J-ride]

Curtis is SO FUCKING GANGSTA. Long live the Curtis!

[Defective]

Y'all got to give Sam the Wise some credit, he had some Spider-Sense Tingling going on for a minute there. He's all over the lies in a heartbeat and he felt the dangerous aura of the Bauer Charm that could undermine his power in the Circus. He might be the first CTU boss with the Preptime FX of a 24 villian.

After watching Curtis's run-in with a god I'm starting to wonder if there's been any male figure in the history of 24 that Jack didn't have to beast on at one point (PPP nonwithstanding of course)?

[Papa Trunks]

Alright let me take a crack at a bit of a recap on last night......(obviously I'm going to miss a few things)

We start off with Rudy being scared as fuck to be sidelined by his coach. Taking in traits of current President Pussy, he begins to blame the entire world for his actions. Meanwhile, Curtis is ordered by Rudy to take the Holy Bauer into custody. Bauer, finding it ridiculous to be brought back in now, reluctantly follows Curtis into the almighty Ford Expedition.

Former CIA operative Nathanson is trying to call his homies to destroy any evidence so he can't be tracked only to be foiled by the Russian Revolution. So who does he turn to? He practically gets down on his knees and prays for Bauer. Bauer realizes this and it is imperative that he meets with Nathanson and must flee from the captivity of Curtis.

Bauer unleashes his Level 1 super upon Curtis which may kill any normal man almost 10-fold. He sets himself into Easy Mode which only temporarily knocks out Curtis. At this point, the public seems to forget that only a few hours ago Jack has a cracked rib yet able to haul Curtis out of the Expedition onto the curb without a problem and speeds off to meet with Nathanson.

Everyone has seen the power of Curtis' healing factor when he was shot and the bullet hit his "vest" only to be able to be action in mere minutes. The healing factor kicks immediately is ready to go after Jack in such a short time. It seems Curtis is going to evolve into Bishop in the next hour. Someone's going to get shot at CTU.

Back in the Presidential Ranch, Pussy Logan has become the bitch of the Russian Revolution and is forced to give them Yuri's motorcade route. First Lady Shiranui tries to talk Pussy Logan out of giving the Russian Revolution vital information which may lead to Jack Bauer vs. One Billion Chinese and the U.S.S.R. Logan ignores her words of wisdom and the First Lady has no choice but to ride with President Yuri in order to give Logan no choice but to halt the Russian Revolution's attack on the motorcade.

Jack meets up with Nathanson at one of many random warehouses conveinently located around the corner in Los Angeles. Bauer senses danger about and spots a choppah on the rooftop. Nathanson flees to meet up with Jack at the rooftop while taking out a hostile on the way. After grabbing a automatic weapon from one of the hostiles, Nathanson sprays and prays and bunny hops across the entire room hoping to hit one of them. Nathanson runs out of ammo and is so noob to remember that he stole an extra magazine from the dead hostile and has to rely on Jack to save his ass. Just before the terrorist assassinate the VIP, Bauer busts out the aim hax and shots both terrorist with only one shot each from miles away.

Now it's Bauer vs. The Choppah! Poor Choppah, Jack takes it out in seconds only before the noob tries to reach for the M4A1 and gets shot the fuck up by The Choppah.

Next week, the masses shall witness Curtis time flip into Bishop. Will the First Lady be able to deflect all the gunfire with her gorgeous mammaries? Will Logan even let his beloved wife die in a Russian motorcade? Will Bill busts out of holding and shoulder tackle Rudy Terry Tate style?

Damn I can't wait.

[lonewolf6465]

All I know is I dont want Pierce to die. He's up there for longest running cast member to not get shot or stabbed or killed or mamed.

[Night]

Hopefully Curtis will come back from all this.

So Curtis is a true MANNING after all... CHOKED.

[YellowS4]

Wow, anyone remember that movie Bulworth? Its on the telly right now and guess whos in it.. motherfucken Rudy. The hobbit hasn't changed at all.

[RockBogart]

ANyone picking up the game today?

[Saiyajin11]

ANyone picking up the game today?
I thought it came out tomorrow.........

:wonder:

[CgHuReInS]

FIIIIVE minutes till we get to see Mrs. Logan get blowed up.

...or someone come and save her. Either way, good stuff.

[Akelexre]

God Logan needs to die.

[Geddoe]

Canadians got to see it two hours early. Was a okay episode by 24 standards. Not enough Jack.

[white shadow]

NOOO!!! I don't want to Miss Titty die!!!:crybaby:


BTW I'm calling the new 24 villian Vlad The Impaler™.:cool:

[Power Man Fox]

President logan(?) is a such a weak leader. He's letting everyone own him for free. Poor guy hasn't had any real power since the season started. Every move he makes is being influenced by someone else..

[Million]

whoah....I spy a new piece of hot 24 ass in the CTU offices....the one that just got caught by Samwise is magically delicious...

Awesome Audrey continues to look good in the glasses too...I bet Rocksteady damn near nutted himself earlier when she stood close to him. I saw him check out her rack for sec.

whoah...and THEN we get treated to this hot ass secretary...there's some serious 24 TnA going on tonight... :sweat:

[Hollow]

Jack was pwned by Robocop......lol

[Geese Pants]

Jack was pwned by Robocop......lol

OMGWTF!!!

Say you didn't comply to the ICU protcol..........:sad:

[PimpC]

about time they got they crazy ass hobit out of there........

[El Maniatico]

DAMN that section 118 guardbreak is TOO GOOD.


GGPO Samwise. Looks like you got screwed over without SUPER SECURITY ID CARD assist.

[CgHuReInS]

BLACK TONY takes charge!

He used his powers to pull the JEdi mind trick on that redshirt security guard.

[caliagent#3]

Holy fucking shit....

[ExarchMathias]

Fucking Robocop with the clipboard assist.

[regulate]

2 hours next monday? INSANE!

[PimpC]

holy shit....did they just show tony getting up?? kim is back, nerve gas, jack interrogation in front of dude's wife.........there is a god.

[ExarchMathias]

I'm calling it now Robocop's wife is getting tortured. If thats Jack's mentor he knows how to resist torture.

[m121akuma]

Jack was MacGyver for a minute there. Robocop gave him everything he needed to bust outta that place.

[WebScud]

Oh, hell YES.

Tony. Eye patch. Off. Yay.

[Papa Trunks]

Jack was pwned by Robocop......lol
My childhood hero! :wgrin:

[white shadow]

UBRIDLED NEGRO AUTHORITY!!!:cool:


Pussident Logan needs to die while embracing Samwise (or should I say Samoron) in some nerve gas.:mad::annoy:

Miss Titty lives on!!!1!11!!!!!!:lovin:

[Baron Samedi]

whoah....I spy a new piece of hot 24 ass in the CTU offices....the one that just got caught by Samwise is magically delicious...

Awesome Audrey continues to look good in the glasses too...I bet Rocksteady damn near nutted himself earlier when she stood close to him. I saw him check out her rack for sec.

whoah...and THEN we get treated to this hot ass secretary...there's some serious 24 TnA going on tonight... :sweat:


yeah and we got a good long look at audreys legs.
finally:looney:

[Wellman]

Who would have thought Aaron had it in him to hold off an terrorist attack AFTER getting the front of the car blown to hell. I was sure he would get capped in the ensuing attack.

The minute Robocop mentioned The Mason as possibily setting him up, I knew he was evil. You don't name drop Mason in a bad light.

[aragami]

Pierce got shot with a missle dead-on, survived and still took down like 3-4 guys. He has learned much from the Bauer.

[YellowS4]

Fuck, I shouldn't be reading this thread since 24 was pushed back an hour bc of Trump. But man oh man, ROBOCOP.

[Geddoe]

Who would have thought Aaron had it in him to hold off an terrorist attack AFTER getting the front of the car blown to hell. I was sure he would get capped in the ensuing attack.

The minute Robocop mentioned The Mason as possibily setting him up, I knew he was evil. You don't name drop Mason in a bad light.

*bites tongue on rant about Mason nuthuggers*

[Evil Morrigan]

I think its pretty safe to say that Nina is the one who set up Robocop.
Even after death That girl is still Beasting. :rofl:



That would be cool If Jack has to chase down Robocop to take him back to CTU for questioning.

"DEAD OR ALIVE YOU ARE COMING WITH ME!!"

[Vanilla]

I pray that Robocop is the main bad guy. Someone that looks like he can actually be a threat to Jack. Also, Curtis & Aaron stepped it up hardcore this season.

[DaFlipMastaXV]

2 hours of bauer next week :D

[Fin.K.M]

I pray that Robocop is the main bad guy. Someone that looks like he can actually be a threat to Jack. Also, Curtis & Aaron stepped it up hardcore this season.
After seeing Robocop pull some straight up Nina shit on Jack tonight I'd have to agree that that would be awesome.

[Onslaught2000]

I can't remember two years back. Was Nina killed during Season 3?

[Geese Pants]

I can't remember two years back. Was Nina killed during Season 3?

Yes............two shots Bauer Excecution.

[soccerstorm_2k1]

2 Hours Of 2 Consecutive Episodes Of Jack Bauer Power Biznitches!

[Pained Auron]

OMG tony is back next week............................................i hope he wrecks shit with jack

[Victron]

How the fuck did Martha and the Russian president survive that attack? First the rocket launcher then the fucking the terroist had assault rifle and started shooting at the car AND ONE MOFO HAD A FLAME THROWER ! crazy

[Onslaught2000]

Yes............two shots Bauer Excecution.

Damn, I was hoping she would make a random comeback. Oh well.:sad:

[Roxie]

How the fuck did Martha and the Russian president survive that attack? First the rocket launcher then the fucking the terroist had assault rifle and started shooting at the car AND ONE MOFO HAD A FLAME THROWER ! crazy
well those cars are designed to be bullet and bomb proof. Just like 50 Cent's.

But when 1st Desinging Lady touched her bodyguard's shoulder, I said "kiss!" and my b/f said "you're more man than I've had in years" and we fell out laughing.

[voodazz]

How the fuck did Martha and the Russian president survive that attack? First the rocket launcher then the fucking the terroist had assault rifle and started shooting at the car AND ONE MOFO HAD A FLAME THROWER ! crazy

Funny you should mention that. I saw a special on bulletproofing and they said the presidential limos are probably the most heavily armored civilian vehicles around. Like someone else said, they are designed to take a hell of a beating.
The science of amoring the cars is pretty cool.

Damn, I can't believe freakin' Murphy's is working for DICK JONES!! I've gotta recap this asap! :sweat:

[AdverseSolutions]

lolz everybody search jack bauer on google and see what images come up first hahhahaha

[Roxie]

Bauer Finally Crowned King of America! (http://www.24-italia.it/foto/cast/kiefer_sutherland_jack_bauer/ks_024.jpg)

Jack Bauer Apperciation Day is May 9th! (http://gopandthecity.blogspot.com/2005/05/jack-bauer-appreciation-day.html)

Keep it chaotic, psychos!

[Hunter D]

[COLOR="Pink"]Bauer Finally Crowned King of America! (http://www.24-italia.it/foto/cast/kiefer_sutherland_jack_bauer/ks_024.jpg)


This pic has me thinking geese howard for real.

[AdverseSolutions]

hahahahaha

Black people shut up when Jack Bauer walks into the movie theater.

[Roxie]

Oh, shit. 24 Parody - Napoleon Dynamite is Jack Bauer (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2706584757547155145&q=jack+bauer)

[Draeger]

I have so much respect for Audrey Raines now. She empowered BLACK TONY by giving him the power of UNA (thanks white shadow!) and his vest of darkness once again worked in favor for him. Here is a rundown of what happened:

Samoron: *tries to unsuccessfully MSP rushdown CTU*

BLACK TONY: "Samoron, you scrubed out, so get off the machine!"

Samoron: "Get him!"

BLACK TONY with his newfound UNA abilities: Pfft! *vest of darkness shines*

Random security guard #1: (to himself) My pistol does 25 damage, but Curtis has 300HP.

Random security guard #2: (to himself) His vest of darkness armor rating is 24, so it does little damage to him. But our boss is fully aggroed. Fuck this! *casts snare on Samoron*

My predictions:

Jack's torture on THE BOSS' loved ones > the bang-up job he did on Syed Ali from season 2.

CUERVO GOLD HISPANIC RAGE TONY will tea-bag very terrorist to death. Or potato bag them...

I hope Kim starts lusting after Samoron because you know the COUGAR CURSE will own him.

[GalzPanic]

Fuckin samwise. Everytime he yelled at someone I wished someone would ask where's your ID BITCH.

omg hot assistant analyst.

[MagnuScruB]

some big LOLs in this episode

1. robocop waits behind his door with a taser whenever his assistant leaves the desk.

2. robocop always has a bombed clipboard for work, and finally got to use it today.

3. sam wise, "you're fired''/trump to the girl for no reason.

4. rocketlauncher, machine gun, flamethrower all to the car.


some big parts good also

1. the whole car scene was awesome

2. clipboard bomb, jack hinds underground.

3. black guy says he will draw his weapon if the officers try to arrest him (INTENSE)

4. aaron with his 1 handed comeback against the Ts.

[Draeger]

Motion to have Henderson's nickname changed to THE BOSS, a la The Boss in MGS3. I guess this episode is equvialent to when The Bossed owned Naked Snake on that bridge.

THE MASON is strong within Agent Aaron Pierce. It looked like he was out of it until THE MASON spoke to him and went through his veins.

[Hunter D]

Robo using the mindtrick on jack was too good.

[white shadow]

Random security guard #1: (to himself) My pistol does 25 damage, but Curtis has 300HP.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :clap:

Rep-worthy right there.:wink:

[Draeger]

Thanks white shadow.

Praise Bauer.

[Magnetro]

Motion to have Henderson's nickname changed to THE BOSS, a la The Boss in MGS3. I guess this episode is equvialent to when The Bossed owned Naked Snake on that bridge.
I was thinking of calling him DR. Doom # 2 or something after that "I greet everyone who comes in with a taser to the neck".

Hm, maybe Prep Time Boss ?

LOL @ the guy with the flame thrower. Can't wait till next week.

Also @ CUERVO GOLD HISPANIC RAGE TONY

:tup:

[CgHuReInS]

I don't think we can call Henderson anything other than Robocop. Just like Marwan was The Mummy.

Can't wait for 2 hours next week.

[YellowS4]

I'd buy that for a dollar. He has to be Robocop. For someone to bait Jack into pulling some Macguyver shit, he can't be a "random #2" kind of guy.

btw, the 24 game is better than the uk-pre they had last month. I'm actually quite happy they fixed the fucken thing.

[Deus]

for those few people who have the david palmer av, i'm sure many people would appreciate it if you wouldn't reveal what happens to him

i just started watching a few weeks ago and seeing that av ruined that shit for me

would be much appreciated

[white shadow]

I'd buy that for a dollar. He has to be Robocop. For someone to bait Jack into pulling some Macguyver shit, he can't be a "random #2" kind of guy.

btw, the 24 game is better than the uk-pre they had last month. I'm actually quite happy they fixed the fucken thing.

For some reason I actually expected the main villian this season t be female, just for a change of pace... but I guess not this season. :razzy:

Marwan was the best 24 villian IMO, his Preptime was unprecented, like a real life Dr.Doom!!!:pray:

[Ryu1999]

Anyone played the game yet? I'm a few hours from "obtaining" it, but I can't wait. I've watched season 1 and 2, and was about to watch season 3 until I heard this game explained things between season 2 and 3. Here's hoping, even if the game sucks, that the story is good

[Yumi Saotome]

One of those head terrorists (the guy who got called to lead the motorcade assault) is Kai Wolfe from MacGyver.

Robocop kicks ass.

[Papa Trunks]

Damn Agent Pierce took out The Fury with one gunshot.

[CgHuReInS]

So the question is...was Bauer's rib REALLY cracked by the technician/assassin? Did he just let himself get tasered because he's got duct tape holding his torso together?

[Mario Lemieux!]

for those few people who have the david palmer av, i'm sure many people would appreciate it if you wouldn't reveal what happens to him

i just started watching a few weeks ago and seeing that av ruined that shit for me

would be much appreciated


Then it would be best to unsubscribe from this thread seeing as its purpose is to discuss every episode in season 5 and ruining shit for all the laggers.


And no, those rocking the Triple P avs will not stop. It's a friggin' memorial.


Have you lost a friend or family member? Does SRK show up right after the funeral service telling you to "Take that shit gravestone down, we know he/she's dead already."

Especially not if it's David Palmer.

But the Mason forgives you.


Praise Bauer.

[Wellman]

I would mind The Boss, since MGS3 was damn tight, but I favor either Robocop or more precisely as stated by an earlier poster Murphy.

I like Murphy, maybe he will become the next Nina/Sherri.

[King9999]

Damn Agent Pierce took out The Fury with one gunshot.

Haha, good one. :)

[Pained Auron]

i really, really hope that tony is the one that kills the main bad guy.

[LimeGreenPatato]

Robocop could be on his way to making a run at marwan for best 24 villian if he sticks around and keeps this pace up. I don't know if anyone has played Jack like that before.

[J-ride]

The Curtis pulled out his unbridled Negro Stare, which was way too much for the guards to handle.

Rudy: SHOOT HIM!!!

*Guards look at the Curtis' Stare and with his hands on his gun, and decide that losing their jobs is better than their lives.*

Guards: "What do you want us to do boss?"

The Curtis goes on to still be the second most badass SOB on 24. Jack and Curtis should team up for the rest of the season with Tony running point from CTU, we will have a unholy trinity of torture, killing, and ass kicking.

[angryliberal]

anyone notice the the president did his best nixon impression by asking mike to pray with him? mike gave him that look like, 'damn, i'm evil, but your just straight out crazy!'...

[white shadow]

*Guards look at the Curtis' Stare and with his hands on his gun, and decide that losing their jobs is better than their lives.*

Guards: "What do you want us to do boss?"



It took over 200 years of oppression, but it was about damn time!!!:bgrin:

Free At Last!!!:bgrin:

[RockBogart]

It took over 200 years of oppression, but it was about damn time!!!:bgrin:

Free At Last!!!:bgrin:


PREACH


The game kicks so much ass. I just wish it more up to date so Curtis was in it.

[Draeger]

What the fuck!? Sherri was on Law & Order yesterday and of all things, she was a lawyer for some psycho bitch.

I guess the writers of the show recognized that she can talk people to death and capitialized on it.

[LimeGreenPatato]

The Curtis goes on to still be the second most badass SOB on 24. Jack and Curtis should team up for the rest of the season with Tony running point from CTU, we will have a unholy trinity of torture, killing, and ass kicking.

I don't know....curtis is pretty badass, and although chase is a huge tool....until curtis talks jack into cutting off his hand with an axe he doesn't pass chase in badassness.

[Magnetro]

anyone notice the the president did his best nixon impression by asking mike to pray with him? mike gave him that look like, 'damn, i'm evil, but your just straight out crazy!'...

HAHAH! What did I tell you guys!?!

[VruS]

Pierce is Captain fucking America

http://img466.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ironmaiden4zd.jpg

^-You can't fuck with her either

[Shaft Agent]

hey, does anybody have that video recap of 24 season 4 where Jack keeps torturing MR. BEAN?

[InfiniDragon615]

Just figured I'd come in to warn you guys about the 24 game. Avoid that like plague. Keep enjoying the show as it is awesome, but wipe the thought of a game existing from your collective minds. I guess it can be fun for the plot, but I don't think much of the gameplay.

Speaking of the show, I missed it last week. Did hobbit dude get blasted on or something? Cause all the sudden, he's not talked about much. :rofl:

EDIT: Nevermind, seems Curtis just regulated on everybody. Good thing too, cause that Rudy bitch was getting really annoying. Now just assassinate Logan and everything'll be peachy.

[RockBogart]

Just figured I'd come in to warn you guys about the 24 game. Avoid that like plague. Keep enjoying the show as it is awesome, but wipe the thought of a game existing from your collective minds. I guess it can be fun for the plot, but I don't think much of the gameplay.

Speaking of the show, I missed it last week. Did hobbit dude get blasted on or something? Cause all the sudden, he's not talked about much. :rofl:

EDIT: Nevermind, seems Curtis just regulated on everybody. Good thing too, cause that Rudy bitch was getting really annoying. Now just assassinate Logan and everything'll be peachy.


Blapshemus lies. The game is pretty good and the reviews are pretty consistent.

[Hollow]

Robocop was probably tipped off, becuz if anyone had a situation with his secretary, they would call him directly. No way Jack knew that tazer was coming. Remember, if he taught Jack, there is a possibility he is better than Jack (waits for the inevitable mob lynching).

He played Jack like a flute. He hit Jack with a guilt trip, had him doubt himself, as well as dismiss the laptop/bomb even after he looked right at it. Robocop is damn good, and I didn't see it coming. That's a deception worthy of one who Jack would call "mentor". I move to immediately have Robocop raised to God-tier status, based solely on what we have witnessed.

[white shadow]

Robocop was probably tipped off, becuz if anyone had a situation with his secretary, they would call him directly. No way Jack knew that tazer was coming. Remember, if he taught Jack, there is a possibility he is better than Jack (waits for the inevitable mob lynching).

He played Jack like a flute. He hit Jack with a guilt trip, had him doubt himself, as well as dismiss the laptop/bomb even after he looked right at it. Robocop is damn good, and I didn't see it coming. That's a deception worthy of one who Jack would call "mentor". I move to immediately have Robocop raised to God-tier status, based solely on what we have witnessed.
But that's the think, we haven't seen more of what he can do. Marwan at least covered his tracks for like 16 hours before he was found and brought down Air Force 1 disbaling the pevious Prez and played dodge dick with Jack and won on many occasions; oh and let us not forget the nuclear strike that was seconds from hitting LA. Robocop has a lot of shoes to fill IMO.:cool:

[Pained Auron]

SPOILERS AHEAD






















I WARNED YOU




the world is full of unnecessary objects: napkin rings, tea cozies, jack bauer's daughter kim. yet that didn't stop 24's producers from asking elisha cuthbert to reprise her utterly useless role. fortunately there's better things going on in these two hours than kim's return- firs lady martha backhanding her hubby for almost getting her killed, and the sad death of a series vet. notice i said sad' that means the dumb blonde survives.




my money is on chloe








END SPOILERS

[DaFlipMastaXV]

Spoiler reply warning as per request






















I bet its tony

[AdverseSolutions]

fooooooockers. no RESPONDING to spoilers without spoiler warnings

[Evil Morrigan]

Ive seen these spoiler tags on other forums where its all balck and you have to highlight the text in order to read it. Does SRK have this?


On a seperate note here is a site i stumbled upon. I dont know if it has been posted before so I apologize if this is old.

http://bauercount.com/index.php?s=1


I've checked ths site and it dosent seem to have any spoilers that i have seen. At least not if youve seen seasons 1-4 already.

Enjoy. :lovin:

[Draeger]

Where does THE BOSS rank in 24? We have already established:

Jack Bauer = The Son

David Palmer = The Father

George Mason = The Holy Ghost

THE BOSS = The three wisemen rolled into one?

[AdverseSolutions]

The Boss = MUHAMMED

[Mario Lemieux!]

The Boss might be Judas.

We'll see how badly he gets bitch slapped around by Bauer.

[angryliberal]

i know who dies. i wouldn't dare spoil it for anyone as it was spoiled for me. some message board people have no sense of respect for the spoiler warning. i will say that any spoiler is only as good as the person giving it to you, so i hope i was simply fed misinformation - not because of what they said(i hold a neutral stance, niether happy nor sad, as i do not want to even hint at anything), just because i don't like shit ruined for me...i will say this - i am no longer reading 24 threads, just in case...

[Saiyajin11]

....the DOUBLE JACK will commence..........speculations, anyone?

[Saiyajin11]

Finally, it's on!

[Million]

hmm...is RUDY's sister...that short-haired blonde girl from the first Matrix? I think that's her...."Stitch", or whatever her name was.

*if she gained some weight, she might be fuckable.

Russian prez senses a great disturbance in the force...
*Pussident Logan's wife is looking even more delicious tonight.


WHOAHH Aaron could totally hit that....

[white shadow]

Matrix Agent: "What is this strange emo *twitches* tion? Is this ww..wwwhat humans call LO...ugh...VE?!!1011100111!!!":cybot::looney:

[Seth]

*Pussident Logan's wife is looking even more delicious tonight.



haha, yes

she is horny also.

[bohdi]

fucking shit i missed the first 30 minutes not knowing it was a double tonight. can someone please recap the first 30 minutes

[ExarchMathias]

Jack is a fucking beast.

[Million]

oh! Shit just hit the fan! haha...her reaction was hilarious. Yeah, bitch...how does that bullet in your leg feel?

Curtis running with the cannister like it's a deadly football...goddamn I love this show.

oh, I was so wrapped up in the moment...I forgot tonight is a Double Pack of Awesome™.

[Galactic]

SPOILER





























He.... He.... he busted a cap in her leg!!! OMFG I WANT TO STAB MYSELF IN THE EYEBALLS FOR JACK BAUER!

My friend and I were going NUTS when he did that shit! He didn't even THREATEN that bitch, he just straight up SHOT HER!!!!

^_-;

[jaded]

holy shit i just saw that, too. HE Fucking shot her in the leg??? JACK IS FUCKING CRAZY AHAHAHA.

24 is the fucking bomb

[ExarchMathias]

Im calling it now the VP is in on this.

[Seth]

KIM BAUER! the sex is back in full affect.

i love this fuckin show.

[orochi_shin]

I'm just waiting for the inevitable Kim heartbreak scene... glorious indeed.

kim- "oh daddy you're still alive"

jack- *shoots her leg*

[ExarchMathias]

What kind of torture are they using here? I wanna read about it but im not sure what to search for, any help is appreciated.

[Galactic]

ROFL @ My friend, who's watching the show for the very first time today.

This is him, just as that chick Edgar sent got stabbed in the neck:

"STUPID FUCKING CTU! I should fucking work there! I woulda sent the big BLACK guy!"

ROFL LMAO

EDIT: BTW... new X3 trailer..... HOOOOOOT

^_-;

[Seth]

ok, xmen 3 is gonna be the shit.

[P. Gorath]

[Edited by jchensor]: Regardless if you were telling the truth or just trying to f*ck with people, you've been warned, P.Gorath. Don't post any spoilers for episodes that HAVE NOT YET AIRED. -- jchensor

[Zachman]

(snipped for spoiler consideration. - jchensor)

Why aren't you using spoiler tags?

[Galactic]

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001570/

Edward Norton

"24"
- Day 5: 8:00 p.m.-9:00 p.m. (2006) TV Episode .... John Bauer

Ed Norton = JACK BAUER'S BROTHER?!?!?!?!

Does he turn into Brad Pitt?

Also... right above 24... wtf??? How do you go from 24 to -

"My Little Pony: The Princess Promenade (2006) (V) (voice) .... Darktail the Dark and Mysterious Pony"

????

^_-;

[Million]

DAMNNNNN Random Redshirt Guy sold the HELL out of that clothesline! That was shades of WWE Rikishi.. right there....or whoever....haha dammit I can't even remember the name of the wrestler I'm trying to reference here...it was someone who would always flip all the way over when taking Bradshaw's Clothesline from Hell.

hehehe...Rocksteady: "hmm...nobody's around...and damn Carrie was hot...." You KNOW he at least thought about it.

No!!! Rocksteady!!!! :sad: Muted clock...dammit man..

[ExarchMathias]

Edgar is DEAD :O

[Roxie]

EEDDDDDGAAARRRRR!!!!

[Herny]

Gorath: yo what the fuck? Why the fuck are you spoiling this shit for everyone? Edit that shit already.......

Man, that guy who snuck into CTU looks like Lex Luger......and Edgar got owned pretty hard

[jaded]

WOW WTF JUST HAPPENED? 24 is CRAZY? this show is so unpredictable! AWESOME

[El Maniatico]

Owned.

[DaFlipMastaXV]

No fucking way...no fucking way.

[PimpC]

.......damn

[Roxie]

OMG, it's only getting worse dude...
People where dropping like flies burned on those electric lights.

[lonewolf6465]

stop fucking spoiling shit P. Gorath

[GeoG2]

R.I.P., fat boy. Your mug will be missed.

[KrassHole]

(snipped for spoiler consideration - jchensor)


You son of a fucking bitch.

[PsychoMistress]

EEDDDDDGAAARRRRR!!!!

:sad: :sad: :sad:

That shit just wasn't right. Poor Edgar. And the way he just looked at Chloe all sad and shit just made it worse..."Chloe?"

I loved that guy.

[voodazz]

Holy crap! Rocksteady ggpo!

I guarantee you if he was 200 pounds lighter he could've made it.

Still... what a way to go. :sad:

[PimpC]

guess i'm done with this thread....the last spoiler was very upsetting....
p. gorath if you told me that in person right after i watched the show, i honestly would have shot you in both knees.....and we only have hollows here.

[Saiyajin11]

(snipped for spoiler consideration - jchensor)


You rat-fucking, penis-gobbling son of a bitch! You ruined it for (most of) us.



Fucker. :annoy: :arazz: :wasted:

[Evil Morrigan]

Fuck!

I really Enjoyed this thread. I especially enjoyed the recaps by Voodaz. Unfortunately now I can't even read this thread anymore. I'll just have to wait till the season is over before I come back here.

Goodbye SRK.


Edit - Can we get an admin to delete the spoiler? And to the people who quoted the spoiler, "Can you please edit your posts. There are still some people that havent visited SRK yet. So maybe we can look out for them. Thanks

[GeoG2]

Is it supposed to make shit better by quoting him and ruining it for people that skipped over his post?

I mean, seriously...

[KaKaRoTtE]

R.I.P. Edgar Stiles. :sad:

Last show was kind of bland to me... but these two episodes got me hyped up again.

[CgHuReInS]

What kind of torture are they using here? I wanna read about it but im not sure what to search for, any help is appreciated.

It wasn't torture, really. It was sodium pentathol--"truth serum," (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth_serum) so to speak. It really just makes the person really relaxed and more likely to give up info.

Goodbye Edgar. :sad: I guess Tony made it to a safe spot...and he's with Henderson. Are we gonna see him take his revenge for the loss of Michelle? SHOWDOWNNNN. Did Samwise die? Was he in the room with the other people? I didn't notice.

Damn, tonight was too good.

[regulate]

What were the ep numbers for tonight? i need to torrent them

[GeoG2]

Wait... I just thought about something...

What happened to Lynn (or however his name is spelled)?

[voodazz]

Is it supposed to make shit better by quoting him and ruining it for people that skipped over his post?

I mean, seriously...

EXACTLY! I'm hoping this spoiler is just a red herring to throw us off track. Of course I have a theory what's REALLY gonna go down, but I'll keep it to myself in case I'm right, for the sake of my fellow Bauernites.

[m121akuma]

This is some insane conspiracy theory shit. You know the VP is playing the terrorists to enstate this marshall law. Especially with Robocop constantly talking about how this is for the good of the country.

Next week: Jack vs. Nerve Gas. You know who my money's on.

RIP Edgar

[PimpC]

What were the ep numbers for tonight? i need to torrent them
11 and 12

[Onslaught2000]

Did Samwise die? Was he in the room with the other people? I didn't notice.

Damn, tonight was too good.

Samwise did'nt die. He was in the preview for the next episode.

And what a crazy ending. :sad:

[Wellman]

I actually used to like Edgar until his dumbass sent Carrie to die.

Not to mention his death was so pitiful it was sad... I mean funny. He obviously had a thing for Chloe, but just didn't have the stones or time to tell her.

Oh well, along with Lynn's dumb drugged out sister and her idiot pimp getting capped, I found the episodes to be great in killing folk.

Although the highlight has to be in the first episode tonight how everyone shut down the President Pussy Logan. His wife, his wife nanny, Mike, the VP (who I agree is dirty), Russian Pres or Prime Minister. Damn you could tell Pierce probably would have done it as well.

[Geese Pants]

Can a mod add NO SPOILERS to the thread title................?

[white shadow]

Bye Bye edgar, your death was so tragic you even earned the Silent 24 Clock... an honor that not even President Palmer attained.:sad:

Secondly P.Gorath, I hope that spoiler isn't real, because I did my best to dodge it but everytime the browser loaded it stopped right in front of your post and I read it by accident. People just stop postng Spoilers entirely, even if they are hoaxes.

Wife got the leg shot, that was on a whole new level of ruthless!!!:wow:


VOODAZZ: Do you still have that General Greivous AV you gave me? My hardrive erased so I can't get and your PM box is full so I have to ask you this way. :razzy:

[CapMaster]

Edgar....:'(

Attractive, no-name computer lady...:'(

[Mario Lemieux!]

Hispanic rage is going to get it up and scream "I HAAAAVE THE BAAAUEERRRR" before he lays the thunder on comatose Murphy.

Then he'll pop some more Tylenol or something and sleep it off.

Should we start calling Tony, House?

[Herny]

Attractive, no-name computer lady...:'(

Carrie

[Million]

whoah...looks like Palmer has a new show; "The Unit" ...it looks potentially cool.....too bad CBS still has kind of a "Network for Old People" stigma.

dammit no more Rocksteady though...I was sad and wanted to punch something at the same time.

[voodazz]

Bye Bye edgar, your death was so tragic you even earned the Silent 24 Clock... an honor that not even President Palmer attained.:sad:

Secondly P.Gorath, I hope that spoiler isn't real, because I did my best to dodge it but everytime the browser loaded it stopped right in front of your post and I read it by accident. People just stop postng Spoilers entirely, even if they are hoaxes.

Wife got the leg shot, that was on a whole new level of ruthless!!!:wow:


VOODAZZ: Do you still have that General Greivous AV you gave me? My hardrive erased so I can't get and your PM box is full so I have to ask you this way. :razzy:

Sorry, man... I wasn't the one who gave you that av. :confused:

[Dr. Stormlocke]

How long does it take to search a dead suspect for the countdown timer? Apparently if they're in a hospital it's 15 minutes, but if they're in CTU and Bauer is searching, less than 10 seconds. AMAZING! :rofl:

Looking forward to the Tony vs Robocop showdown. Maybe the doctor can be the ref.

[Victron]

OMFG, that just made me hate Samwise more, that bastard should have told CTU that her sister stole the card and have them reprogram a new one. Fuck that guy, and all for what? Edgar dead? I think Bauer should should shoot him in the knee cap

[Magnetro]

WOW!

Jack VS Nerve Gas!

Cant wait!

[J-ride]

Next week, its gonna be PSYCHO TONY, and he is gonna get break robocop like the bitch that he is.

[white shadow]

Sorry, man... I wasn't the one who gave you that av. :confused:
I'm pretty certain it was you. Maybe Orangecat made the smaller version for me to use???:confused:

[Pained Auron]

WOW!

Jack VS Nerve Gas!

Cant wait!


no contest. bauer wins. ggpo edgar. my only hope is that kim joins you soon

[Victron]

But man, fucking KIM BAUER IS HOT

[Hunter D]

Next week, its gonna be PSYCHO TONY, and he is gonna get break robocop like the bitch that he is.
Robo is one tough dude. He watch Jack kneecap his wife and still didn't say shit.

[Sanchez]

Tony better punch Robocop in the jaw.

[Victron]

Did anyone think that Edgar deserve the silent clock?

[Defective]

Shooting Robocop's Wife in the leg was probably the most gangsta thing ever on normal tv. That shit had me outta my seat! That was some Day 2 psychosis right there! Hands down one of the illest moments on national tv ever. Cot damn 24 is the shit!

R.I.P. Edgar. That was hella fucked up but maybe you and Chloe can smash next lifetime. Damn...

[JALbert]

It was badass... but I knew he was gonna shoot the wife as soon as they were sat down on the couch next to each other. Didn't think it would fail like that though....


RIP Edgar.

[DaFlipMastaXV]

Edgar definately deserved the silent clock. The way everyone was looking at him was crazy, I couldn't say a word for like 5 minutes after it ended.

[Night]

I knew the muted clock was coming once I saw Edgar running out in the open like that. Oh man. I loved that guy. :( He was sooooo happy when Chloe blew off the new Dell Dude too.

Didn't watch any new episode previews and I'm glad I was actually able to skip over all spoilers. I hope CHLOE gets in the mix of killing some bad guys on Edgar's behalf.

Oh yeah, MANNING was actually clutch for once. Didn't have no Edgerrin James to hand it off to. Didn't pass it off to no Marvin Harrison. MANNING just ran it himself heh heh.

[Gumbercules]

Holy fucking shit these eps were amazing. Words can't explain how crazy I went when that bitch go shot in the leg

[Anubis]

Guess who's back!? It's been a while, but I'm finally ready to come aboard this thread again. It's amazing how much this show has taken off & done on this site. I started the season 1 thread & it only got a total of 6 posts (2 were mine). At that time no one heard of the show. Now, there's a cult following.

Fucked up that PPP is dead, but something tells me that he really isn't. I'm just going by gut instinct here.

[AdverseSolutions]

OK BITCHES LISTEN UP. not all of us saw that motherfucking spoiler, so no more bringing it up, no referencing it. generally, i'm gonna start avoiding this thread though, people can't get their rocks up and learn how to not post spoilers.

[gguseila]

OK BITCHES LISTEN UP. not all of us saw that motherfucking spoiler, so no more bringing it up, no referencing it. generally, i'm gonna start avoiding this thread though, people can't get their rocks up and learn how to not post spoilers.

I agree, I happened to skim over it and not take notice myself. Please end all spoilers from now on, I dont really see what anybody is try to accomplish by posting one anyway. I think even talking about next weeks previews is bad but thats just me. Just talk about the current stuff, its getting too good to ruin at this point.

[white shadow]

Shooting Robocop's Wife in the leg was probably the most gangsta thing ever on normal tv. That shit had me outta my seat! That was some Day 2 psychosis right there! Hands down one of the illest moments on national tv ever. Cot damn 24 is the shit!

R.I.P. Edgar. That was hella fucked up but maybe you and Chloe can smash next lifetime. Damn...
Somebody should make an AV of that...somebody.:wgrin:

[stealthcat]

Fucking Kim, I hate her on this show, I can watch Cuthbert in her hotness in anything else. She is so fucking annoying, whiny and bitch on 24, ughhhh.

The leg shot was bad ass though, I knew it was going to happen, but I thought Robocop would crack cuz of it.

Bye bye Fat Chloe.

[Azrael]

I make it a point to avoid this thread until I've seen the new episode. As such, I missed the spoiler. jchensor, if you are reading, I've always thought of you as a really cool guy but you have been now elevated to demigod status, and I thank you as such. :bgrin:

Anyway...still can't breathe....two episodes...of awesomeness....

YES, THE MANNING did a 100 YD NERVE GAS RETURN and SPIKED THAT SHIT into the CONTAINMENT END ZONE! I was cheering the whole damn way! God I love this show.

HIGHER JACK shooting MRS ROBOCOP in the leg = OMGOMGOMG! You could see him think about capping ROBOCOP for a minute, and then he was like "Shit, that's not gonna work!" and then he CAPPED MRS ROBOCOP! And notice how MRS ROBOCOP wasn't even mad at him, she was just like "Tell Higher Jack what he needs to know!" God I love this show.

AGENT AARON is so damn badass. And you KNOW FIRST LADY LOOPY SHIRANUI is channeling the ESSENCE OF PALMER! I think her craziness has actually put her in tune to THE MASON! ...We all know that THE MASON embraces psychos. AGENT AARON so has a shot at those PRESIDENTAL TA-TA'S. God I love this show.

Ok, quick check. How many men do you know can get BLOWN UP, yes, BLOWN UP, and be WALKING AROUND 10 hours later! CUERVO TONY is going to kick some incredible ass before this season is over, you just wait. And once WIDOW CUERVO TONY goes off...I don't even wanna be in the same zip code! God I love this show.

Ah, it's been a whole magnificent season without her, but sadly the WACKY MISADVENTURES OF KIM are back. I love how she's all upset to hear that daddy is alive. "YOU DIDN'T TRUST ME WAAAAAAAH!" When the fuck will this girl learn that when your badass anti-terrorist daddy tells you something's for your own good, it means he's trying to keep you from being horribly and painfully killed! Although, seeing HIGHER JACK DESTROY COUGAR CANDIDATE #5 was absolutely beautiful. He didn't even address that fool, he just said "Kim!" You know the rest of that was "DEAL WITH THIS FOOL BEFORE I HAVE TO SHOOT HIM IN THE KNEECAPS!" Thankfully, we could rely on CHLOE and her apparent ANTI-COUGAR POWERS to set Kim straight.... "Hmm, who knew about your daddy being alive? Palmer? Dead. Michelle? Extra crispy. Tony? Medium rare. Me? I'd be SHOT IN THE NECK or worse if not for your badass anti-terrorist daddy, so sit down and STFU!" God I love this show.

So CRACK WHORE and CRACK DADDY get taken out execution style! And now finally, FINALLY 4 HOURS LATER SAMWISE fesses up to losing the keycard! Too bad it's the nick of TOO LATE! Now CTU has become UMBRELLA 2. But then we have to watch at FAT CHLOE, aka EDGAR STYLES (dying automatically earns you respect in the 24 universe) dies a slow and painful death! And he gets a muted clock! You know, I never particularly liked ROCKSTEADY, but that was a harsh way to go out. Farewell EDGAR. May THE MASON be with you...

So now, how are the FORCES OF BADASSEDRY going to fight confined to one little room? Will WIDOW CUERVO TONY go K-GROOVE APESHIT all over ROBOCOP? Will PRESIDENT PRISS BITCH ever find his balls?

Holy shit, I love this show.

[Roxie]

I knew he was going to shoot the wife.

All the time Robocop was like "Shoot me, go ahead! Shoot me, I dare ya!"

I was talking to the screen "Hell na, he's not going to shoot you. You want to be shot too bad, shoot her! shoot her!" and then it happend!!

It also seemed like she knew something the way she kept yelling "He doesn't know anything!"

[white shadow]

AZ: Just to note, it's "Widower.":wink:

Oh and do you think Robocop's secret has something to do with One Billion Chinese?

[Draeger]

Again, motion to have Henderson's nickname changed to THE BOSS or BOSS ROBOCOP or something that mentions "The Boss" from MGS3. The guy knew all of what Jack Bauer was going to do, just like how The Boss knew Naked Snake better than he knew himself.

As for Kim and COUGAR CANDIDATE #5 (thanks Azrael!): My bet is that CC#5 is going to get punked out by said curse. If this happens, it will be a record time for the Cougar Curse, but I hope he helps out Bauer before he dies. I swear, the writers of this show is seriously fucking around with us making Kim that idiotic. Someone needs to punch Joel Surnow in the face for this.

As for CUERVO GOLD HISPANIC RAGE TONY, how many more prefixes are we going to add to his name? Eitherway, I hope he does not own THE BOSS, but instead, turns it into an enlightening experience a la Superman: The Movie where Kal-el stays in seclusion to learn from Jor-el and kick serious ass afterwards. He will be upgraded from potato-bagging terrorists to death to watermelon-bagging terrorists to death.

R.I.P ROCKSTEADY. Farewell and have fun in the Kingdom of 24 Heaven, alongside TRIPLE P, THE MASON, and THE LIONESS.

$5 says that THE MASON will once again flow through the veins of Chloe and we get PSYCHO CHLOE back.

**EDIT**
Is Mike Novick officially IAGO again?

...and you know FIRST LADY SHIRUNAI wants a piece of Aaron Pierce because he was around TRIPLE P so much. You know that the essense of BROTHER DARKNESS 1/2 TRIPLE P wore off on Aaron Pierce.

[Azrael]

One thing - I hope the peeps working at CTU are getting PAID. Like, seriously, MOVIE STAR PAID. Shit, I'd never take that job.

[Draeger]

I would assume so being how Michelle is in the Kingdom of 24 Heaven. You know she does not give anybody raises or you will never be seen on 24 again. :rofl:

[DarkGiygas]

brutal clothesline
http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/439/clothesline5ad.gif

bauer holding tony at the end of next weeks preview...

i think kim is gonna die though

[BrwnbellyYankee]

I FUCKING HATE KIM AND HER BOYFRIEND. now that i got that outta my system.

man it got kinda sad when Edgar said, "Chloe" right before he died.

[Azrael]

I was so hoping Kim would die. When Jack asked her to stay, and dude was ready to UMBRELLA-ify CTU, I was down on my knees BEGGING THE MASON to have Kim die. And yet it was not meant to be. Again. This girl should go buy every lottery ticket in the state, pronto.

It amazes me how they're having a firesale on all these good, loved characters and yet the one character universally hated by EVERY 24 FAN is still somehow alive and stupid.

[jchensor]

I make it a point to avoid this thread until I've seen the new episode. As such, I missed the spoiler. jchensor, if you are reading, I've always thought of you as a really cool guy but you have been now elevated to demigod status, and I thank you as such. :bgrin:

All I can say is: I fucking love this show, too. So if I can exert my CTU/Chloe hacking powers here to spare others, I will.

- James

[Hunter D]

I was so hoping Kim would die. When Jack asked her to stay, and dude was ready to UMBRELLA-ify CTU, I was down on my knees BEGGING THE MASON to have Kim die. And yet it was not meant to be. Again. This girl should go buy every lottery ticket in the state, pronto.

It amazes me how they're having a firesale on all these good, loved characters and yet the one character universally hated by EVERY 24 FAN is still somehow alive and stupid.
Kim is like Harry Potter. Her mother probably cast some strong ass protection magic because she realized kim could not live on her own.

[Autocrat1]

Whut up peeps? This is probably going to be my 1 and only post here at SRK, but it's worth it. I love reading the 24 recaps by Az and such here; makes the show better by 123% IMO. But needless to stay, spamming TZ is much more funner (screw grammar) even if there's only 4 tiny wee-wee pages of 24 discussion going on over there, which is teh gheyness.

Anyway, enjoy the read. I think I died 61 times typing this LOL. Peace!


"24" Inch Pythons

The following takes place between Ric Flair and ∞:


Jack: TELL ME WHERE THE THREAT IS NOW! :mad:

Sean O'Haire: I'm not telling you anything you don't already know!

*Jack shoots Sean in the nuts*

Sean O'Haire: <insert TZ egg smilie here>

Jack: Chloe, run schematics for this facility I'm in front of and upload the data to my PDA-Taser-Condom! I need to rendezvous with the SONUVABITCH leader while I still have time! He may be inside here!

Chloe: OK, you don't have to rush me!

*Chloe menstruates uncontrollably*

Bill: Jack, the threat is too manly and powerful for you to consider overtaking alone. I can't let you do this!

Jack: I'LL BE FINE.

Bill: THAT IS AN ORDER! RETURN TO CTU!

Jack: I ORDER YOU TO STFU! RETURN TO CTU!

*Jack hangs up*

Bill: AUGHdrey, send in that new agent to Jack's location.

AUGHdrey: BUT BILLIE I LUV JACK SO MUNCH ARE U INSANE I DON'T WANNA

Bill: Does Bill Buchanan have to smack a bitch? DO IT!

AUGHdrey: AUGH

Undead Edgar: Whozzle mizzle da newzzle *slobber slobber mumbo jumbo* agent?

Chloe: Working here!! God!

*Chloe walks away from Undead Edgar*

*Undead Edgar stares at Chloe Booty, slobs some more*

Chloe: Mr. Buchanan, you're not going to stop me from helping Jack AGAIN are you?

Bill: Under the circumstances, no. I'll have to let Jack assume that I had complied with his so-called orders. He still doesn't understand how great this threat is. Therefore, our new agent will be enough to stop the threat...even Jack if need be.

Chloe: OK OK fine you have a big wee-wee too blah blah blah!


-Meanwhile, Staples Center-

Curtis: Calling all teams. Secondary hostile to terrorist leader @ 4 o'clock. Operation Repremanning Nigga is a go. I repeat, OPERATION REPREMANNING NIGGA IS A GO. LET'S GO!

*Curtis' Assault Team maneuvers through crowd*

Curtis: MOVE BITCH GIT OUT THE WAY!

Curtis: FREEZE!

*points gun at hostile*

Curtis: You're surrrounded. DON'T move! I WILL SHOOT THE HELL OUT OF YOU.

?????: It's been a while since I've heard that voice. Curtis, wasn't it?

?????: A shame it had to end this way. I always wanted to meet the nigga behind the voice.

Curtis: WUT DA FOOK DIDYA JUS CALL ME CRACKA?

*Hostile turns around and fires hella machine gun fire at entire squad*

Curtis: !!! I ain't neva dead, bitch! Suckas don't call me Dat Nigga Curtis™ for nuthin', mahfucka!!

?????: I know. He he he he he he

*whips out 24-inch dick*

Curtis: O_O You SONUVABITCH. GIT DA FUCK OFFA ME. GIT THE....NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*tick thump tick thump tick thump tick thump tick thump*


*tick thump tick thump tick thump tick thump tick thump tick thump tick thump*

Chloe: Jack, there's an air duct to your left. Be careful of the steroid-induced rats.

Jack: Why can't I just go through the front door?!

Chloe: There's non-hackable security cameras all over. No open sockets or nothing!

Jack: DAMMIT!

*Somewhere, Tony's head explodes from Jack's yell*

Chloe: From there, it should be sraightforward since it's an abandoned facility. We've comfirmed that The Threat is inside but be careful Jack! He has MILLIONS of his minions inside. It seems like he's been waiting for you!

Jack: Alright, I'll be inside shortly...

??????: Sorry, Jack, but you're out of BAUER! MWAHAHAHAHA

Jack: Who the hell are you?

??????: WHAT CLOWN?! I am the new and improved CTU Agent, The Saiyan Prince Himself, Vegeta! Betta Recognize!

Jack: Look, pal, I don't need your goddamn help or theatrics! I'm tired of wasting time and the leader has already taken hella victims today! SO BACK OFF!

Vegeta: You know, Jackarot, I have died twice but came back to life both times. In my world, you die a third time and that's it. Wouldn't you know, Jackarot? You and me are alike! Except for you, THIRD TIME'S A CHARM!!!

(Vegeta fires his charged up Big Bang Attack @ Jack. Jack stares the shit out of it causing it to evaporate. Vegeta teleports behind Jack only to eat a Counter-Teleport Punch from Jack. Jack shoots Vegeta in the left arm. Vegeta teleports to a safe distance and eats a Senzu Bean. Vegeta's U.S. Theme plays as he is now rejuvenated. He managed to copy the Solar Flare, blinding Jack for 3 seconds, a Guinness World Record. Vegeta takes this opportunity to viciously beat Jack up for 25 episodes DBZ time. Jack uses a grenade - like he really needed it - and managed to injure Vegeta as bad he is in just 5 seconds, breaking Vegeta's limp left arm in the process)

Vegeta: <Gasp> You win. Let's both go then, agreed?!

*Jack gives Vegeta THE STARE, Vegeta loses SSJ power*

Vegeta: Here, take this to heal.

*hands Jack a Senzu Bean, Jack shoves it up his eyelid*

Jack: I got real business to worry about! Don't get in my way again or I will kill you!

*Vegeta cold cocks Jack in the back of the head with Trunks' sword*

Vegeta: HAD ENOUGH, CLOWN?! I'm am the superior agent, not you! We'll finish this later, Jackarot! Till then, enjoy your sleep! HA HA HA!


-The White House-

President Logan: N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-ow w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what i-i-i-i-...

*Mike Novick slaps the back of Logan's head*

Logan: Now what is taking CTU and Bauer so long! I want results! I want results! I want a raise! I want a diaper! WAH WAH WAH

Mike: LOOK, CTU is doing the best they can. Now settle down before I update my agenda.

*Mike's cell phone rings*

Mike: What? That can't be...he was surrounded? I see...keep me posted. Thank you. *click*

Mike: Mr. President, and I use that term loosely...

Logan: President?

Mike: Both. Anyway, CTU's Assault Team had just been exterminated by the leader's second hand man, and I mean that literally.

Logan: OH MY GAWD OH MY GAWD OH MY GAWD OH MY GAWD OH MY GAWD OH MY GAWD. OH. MY. GOD. GOD! What do we do now?! We can't do nothing? We need to do something! Does this suit make me look fat?

Mike: FOR CHRIST'S SAKE WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! NOW...CTU has another agent who's just as skilled, if not better, than Jack Bauer and should be assiting him now. By capturing or killing the leader, the second-hand man cannot continue to work for him. That's when CTU and the LAPD will move in on #2, the immediately if not important threat. It's the lesser of two evils at the moment, but it's the best we can do.

Martha: Charles, how many times do I have to tell you to put the damn seat down!

Logan: OH be nice! *throws imaginary item at her* I had an emergency!

*Mrs. Logan looks at her husband's pants*

Martha: Now look at what you've did! I'm tired of changing you! COME HERE!

Logan: Drat!

Aaron Pierce: That boy ain't right...

*tick thump tick thump tick thump tick thump tick thump*


*tick thump tick thump tick thump tick thump tick thump tick thump*

-CTU-

Red Shirt #783: Can I see your...hey you're...GAURKAKKKK!!!!

AUGHdrey: OMG WHY DOES EVERYTING BAD HAPPINS TA ME! FIRST MR. BEAN NOW JACK. I WANNA BE GAY LIKE MY BROTHER *puke*

?????: <Ahem> Are you AUGHdrey Insanes?

AUGHdrey: WHY YES AND WHO OMFG IT'S YOU I DON'T UNDERSTA

*????? ties up AUGHdrey to a server*

Vegeta: Teleporting is for wussies, clown!

Bill: That's an order!

Vegeta: Ah *grumble grumble* wait til I get those damn Dragonballs, *grumble grumble*

Bill: OK Vegeta, The Threat, or the leader, is behind those doors. Good luck.

Vegeta: Victory shall finally be mine!

*Vegeta kicks down door*

Vegeta: Show yourself!!

*Red and Yellow spotlights shine in front of Vegeta as The Threat shows up*

The Threat: AND WHO ARE YOU *points finger* SUPPOSED TO BE, BROTHER?! HOW DARE YOU BOTHER HULK HOGAN WHILE HE'S EATING YOGURT, BROTHER!!

Vegeta: What...glorious and incredible power!! I...can't...no, I MUST defeat you! For my pride, for CTU, and for my bitch Bulma! Prepare For Battle!!!!

*Vegeta charges at HULK HOGAN only to eat a Boot To Da Face*

Vegeta: Uggggnnhhhhh....kaff kaff....what.....

HULK HOGAN: ...CHA GONNA DO, BROTHER? NOTHING, NOW SCRAM!

*HULK HOGAN throws Vegeta straight to the moon, calls someone on Vegeta's phone*

Bill: God help us...

HULK HOGAN: HEY BROTHER! ARE YOU IN CTU YET, DUDE?

?????: Yes. But it won't be that anymore. It sickens me to return here but I gotta bite the bullet, regardless.

Bill: CTU?! Who's here?!

?????: That would be me!

Chloe: Ch....Ch...CHASE?! What are you doing here? I'm not going to sleep with you! I told you that on AIM loser!

Chase: Shut up, slut! Nobody talks to Chase "Taste" Edmonds like that! Not with this Gun-Arm grafted to me, at least!

Chase: My life was miserable since Jack cut my hand off. I left that bitch Kim after she wanted to grab my other hand. I dropped my daughter off the balcony cuz Maury said I WAS NOT the father! I spent most of my days urinating of Jack's pictures until HULK HOGAN approached me.

Chase: Not only did he beat me up for having such an unmanly penis and for pissing in his presence before he can piss on me, but he raped me too. And I'd be damned if I didn't enjoy it. I told some Cuban doctors to give me this Missing Score for vengeance. HULK HOGAN thought my Gun-Arm was manly as fuck. We were cool until Stone Cold Steve Austin chickened out for a HOGAN-Austin match @ WrestleMania 22 by refusing to put over Mark Henry's fudgy ass. We don't blame him, but what makes him better than HOGAN for not putting him over? Hell, HOGAN loved Nathan Jones!!!

Chase: And here we are today, Running Wild on mofos. Me being at CTU...the day I got shot in the hand, torture, pwned by Jack, handless...it was too much. AND THIS IS MY STORY.

Chloe: Are you done?

Chase: Yep.

Chloe: Good.

*Chloe shoots hella AK-47 shots @ Chase, killing him*

Undead Edgar: DDDAAAYYYYYAMMMMMMMMMMM

Chloe: Shut up, Edgar!

*tick thump tick thump tick thump tick thump tick thump*


*tick thump tick thump tick thump tick thump tick thump tick thump*


*Jack wakes up, and in a fit of rage, busts into the facility, killing all terrorists inside from the shockwaves from his velocity*

Jack: So YOU'RE The Threat, huh?

HULK HOGAN: AND YOU MUST BE JACKASS, DUDE! HA HA HA

*Jack parries HOGAN LAUGH Daigo-style*

HULK HOGAN: WELL WHAT WE HAVE HERE, DUDE, IS A LACK OF COMMUNICATION, BROTHER! ALL I WANTED WAS A WRESTLEMANIA MATCH WITH THAT REDNECK STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN AND INSTEAD I'M INDUCTING SOME OLD COOT NAMED GENE!! I'M SICK OF THE DISRESPECT BROTHER, AND I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO TAKE DRASTIC MEASURES, EVEN IF IT'S AGAINST MY OWN AMERICANS, DUDE!

Jack: You SONUVABITCH! I looked up to you when I was a fetus. You're nothing to me! Hulkamania is dead!

(Jack shoots at HULK HOGAN only to have the bullets deflected with HOGAN'S FISTS. HOGAN attempts The Rock Bottom and lands it. However, Jack escapes the HOGAN PIN OF DOOM by using his PDA-Taser-Condom on HOGAN'S manly center head. Jack then shoots at HOGAN'S knee, which only caused HOGAN to HULK UP. HOGAN points at Jack and delivers three RIGHT HOOKS OF DOOM and the IMMORTAL BOOT TO DA FACE. Jack looks to be dying for the third time, as HOGAN attempts his MANLY AMERICAN LEGDROP. Suddenly, Jack laughed, causing HOGAN to fly uncontrollably in the air during his move. Jack and HOGAN stood at a stand-still.)

HULK HOGAN: YOU'RE BETTER THAN I THOUGHT, BROTHER! BUT NOW THERE'S NO WAY OUT FOR JUDGEMENT DAY!!

(HOGAN cups his hands to his ears, and out came Steven Seagal and Chuck Norris for assistance.)

Chuck Norris: I just came from a porno with hella bitches alongside Slyvester Stallone called "Mr. T's Pity Party!" Who is the perpetrator who interrupted such holyness?!

Steven Seagal: I think I don't like you. *silent stare @ Jack*

HULK HOGAN: THERE HE IS BROTHER! BEAT THE LIVING VOODOO CHILE OUT OF HIM, DUDES!

Jack: Don't listen to him!!! He's The Threat! He's been manipulating you all for too long!! Please...

(The instant Jack said "please" not even the manly Steven Seagal nor Chuck Fuckin' Norris can say no to that, and thus turned on HOGAN.)

HOGAN: WHAT ARE YOU BROTHERS DOING?! CLEAN THE FLOOR WITH THAT JABRONI OVER THERE, BROTHER!

Steven Seagal: I think I don't like you. *silent stare @ HOGAN*

President Palmer: Now's your chance, Jack!!!!

Jack: MR. PRESIDENT?!?

President Palmer: Hello old friend. I'm speaking to you in spirit form via Allstate Planet. Now summon all of the power you need and deliver The Bauer Bomb!

Jack: But sir, that is very dangerous, even for me!

President Palmer: Don't worry about it Jack. You're In Good Hands.

Jack: ... Thank you, Mr. President.

President Palmer: No, thank you Jack. Thank y...

Random Woman: You must have lost yo' mind, David!!!!

President Palmer: BITCH DID I SAY YOU CAN TALK?!?! DICK. NOW, SHERRY!!!

Sherry: *grumble grumble slurp slurp grumble*

(Jack tells everyone in the 24iverse to raise their hands for The Bauer Bomb. Behrooz, Mandy, Erin Driscoll, Lynne, Agent Baker, President Keeler and several other obscure characters are seen helping out CTU, Wayne Palmer, Seeds Of Palmer, Kim, Barry - w/ Tourette's courtesy of Jack - and everyone else who anyone (and President Logan) contribute to the manliest bomb you have ever seen, including HIROSHIMA. Jack launches The Bauer Bomb after Chuck Norris successfully Roundhouse Kicks HOGAN in the muttonchops.)

Jack: After this, I will disappear! I will be Jack Bauer or Frank Wank no more!!! I am The Defender of the 24iverse, and I will win by ANY MEANS NECESSARY, HOGAN! Kim...AUGHdrey, other bitch...uh...DIANE, yeah that's her. I love you all. But Teri > All. HERE I COME BABY! YYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

HOGAN: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

(The entire facility explodes. There were no survivors...)

Bill: Jack Bauer...was a great man. Even if he was sometimes stubborn, he showed No-Holds Barred, was Tough As Nails, Built Ford Tough, and Manly As Fucking Shit. I don't even know why I'm still alive, to be quite honest, since it's obvious I'm a pansy. Nevertheless, we can never forget to honor and legacy of Jack Bauer, and we will never have another one like him.

?????: THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, BROTHER!!

CTU: HOGAN?!?!?!

HOGAN: THAT'S RIGHT, DUDES! YOU KNOW HULKAMANIA WILL NEVER DIE!!! NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS DUDE!! AS JACK LAUNCHED THAT RADICAL BOMB DOWN HENDRIX HEAVEN, THE UTTER MANLINESS OF STEVEN SEAGAL, CHUCK NORRIS, JACK AND MYSELF IN THE VICINITY TOGETHER WAS TOO MUCH TO JUST GO AWAY LIKE A FART IN THE WIND!

HOGAN: SO JACK BAUER HAS BEEN REBORN IN ME AS EARTH NEEDS A GUARDIAN SUITABLE FOR AIR GUITARING BAD DUDES 4 LIFE!! I AM PURE GOOD, MY BROTHERS, SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE PAST!!! THAT WAS RANDY SAVAGE TRYING TO STEAL MY THUNDER IN PARADISE IN THE FIRST PLACE ANYWAY!!!

Chloe: OK I just orgasmed again.

Undead Edgar: Me-uzzle too *slob slob*

Everyone in the 24iverse: HOGAN BAUER HOGAN BAUER HOGAN BAUER!!!


00:00:01...00:00:02...00:00:03... (http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/4544/tombstonef3bs.jpg)Hogan wins

*cue Real American BGM, a video montage plays all of Jack Bauer's highlights with Hogan's face superimposed on him*

[Roxie]

I FUCKING HATE KIM AND HER BOYFRIEND. now that i got that outta my system.

man it got kinda sad when Edgar said, "Chloe" right before he died.
That's not her b/f. He's a state psychologist.

[GalzPanic]

YES, THE MANNING did a 100 YD NERVE GAS RETURN and SPIKED THAT SHIT into the CONTAINMENT END ZONE! I was cheering the whole damn way! God I love this show.




LOLOLOL

But Samwise should have reported his keycard missing from the start. It's silly for him to think his crackfiend sis would give it to him. Do you wait 4 hours if your credit card is stolen? no way.

[Philzors573]

Long-time thread reader checking in. That's right, the power of Bauer has forced another lurker out of hiding. This shit's just too good to watch from the sidelines.

*hereby submits himself to the will of Bauer, THE MASON, and the Holy Clock of Doom*

This may've been brought up before, but is anyone else concerned that the country depicted in 24 is run by the same guy who played the mayor in Eerie, Indiana? With the kind of track record we've seen so far, and with Triple-P out of the picture, I think it'd be great if Jack ran for President at some point. Who in their right mind would oppose him?

Moderator: "What have you done for the country to deserve to be President?"

BAUER: *lists everything*

CANDIDATE B: *pisses pants*

Then again, even the office of President may be too small for the power of Bauer...

[Hozanto]

Edgar's death has made Yahoo News:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/usatoday/20060307/en_usatoday/alaspooredgarwesortofknewhim

Sad day, indeed...

[regulate]

anyone have a link to the torrent for ep 12?

[AdverseSolutions]

nice job CTU on letting all the INTERNS bite the bullet while the regular full-time employees (well, besides edgar) get the sealed room. good reflection of the real world lalz

[PcLanAdmin2]

hehehe...Rocksteady: "hmm...nobody's around...and damn Carrie was hot...." You KNOW he at least thought about it.



LOL zers!!!

[Million]

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/439/clothesline5ad.gif
^yeah, that's what I'm talkin' bout....Clothesline from Hell™! We needed Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler running commentary on that scene.

[Power Man Fox]

Next episode looks like the ending of Star Trek: The wrath of Kahn

[PimpC]

anyone have a link to the torrent for ep 12?
pm sent

[regulate]

Thanks pimpC

[Draeger]

I have to say, Bierko a.k.a. Warlock a.k.a. The Son of the Devil is proving to be someone who lives up to his title/destiny/rank/etc.. He is truly Bauer's greatest foe yet.

[CgHuReInS]

Silent clock only goes for people who die at the very end of episodes; I'm sure Palmer would have gotten it if he lasted longer than 3 minutes in. :/

Did you notice when CTU found out about the infiltrator, Buchanan was like "Jack, take the North end. Max's team, take the south." It's like he knows Jack can handle half of it by himself.

Kim looks much better with this hair than her Season 3 hair, but she was rocking the chin zits. :(

[m121akuma]

As sad as it is, I have a distinct feeling Buchanan will bite the bullet this season. He's really kicking ass now too.

[white shadow]

I have to say, Bierko a.k.a. Warlock a.k.a. The Son of the Devil is proving to be someone who lives up to his title/destiny/rank/etc.. He is truly Bauer's greatest foe yet.
He hasn't turned every nuclear power plant into a nuke killing thousands so I'm still a skeptic. For now Marwan still has done more damage and seemed more diligent to The Cause™.

[Hunter D]

^yeah, that's what I'm talkin' bout....Clothesline from Hell™! We needed Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler running commentary on that scene.
O...M...G! Luther delivers a brutal clothesline! King, someone has to stop this vicious assault!

[darthJones]

Thought you guys might enjoy this -

http://bauercount.com/index.php?s=1

It's an archive containing videos of a lot of the kills Bauer has performed on 24.

Check out kill # 30 in season 2. Classic!

[DarkGiygas]

thats the greatest site ever

must save videos quick

[King9999]

Aw man...those two episodes were great.

Did you guys notice how quickly Subarov left President Pussy after he said he was sorry for Shiranui's condition? The Russian must've felt the Pussiness on the President's breath.