24: Season 5 Thread

[LimeGreenPatato]

wow, people like season 3 alot more than i did. if i had to arte the seasons, i'd say s2>s4>s1>s3>s5...


Yeah i didn't think season 3 was that good....but i've only watched it once, compared to the other seasons i've watched multiplue times.

So far i have s2 = s1 > s3 >s4 >s5

[AdverseSolutions]

season 5, everyone in agreement, it SUCKS

[RockBogart]

Yall just think it sucks because people you like are dying. Well that tends to happen in that line of work

[lonewolf6465]

I think we're judging S5 a little too early, we still have like 11 episodes to go.

[LimeGreenPatato]

Idon't know, the story has been pretty weak so far. The terroists don't seem any where near as good as the old ones. It;s just like...um ok, lets blow up some gas in the states.

But this story with wayne palmer could make things more interesting....so i'm holding my judgement for now

[Autocrat1]

Here's The Proper Version Of CUERVO TONY's Eulogy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmTfRXB5Af0&search=Episode)

[AdverseSolutions]

one reason i really dislike s5 is that i basically could give two shits about the 'presidential storyline'. yeah the wayne palmer thing is more interesting but damn, whenever flippity flip the pres gets on screen or his wife i just switch to another window and do something else lalz

[LimeGreenPatato]

yeah it was much more exciting when people werre trying to do shit behind the presidents back, instead of everything happening because he's a fucking pussy.


But i guess they needed to switch the story up

[Carpet Lint]

Can someone explain this ROBOCOP thing to me?

They're on him because he brokered the deal that let AGENT SMITH RELOADED sell booby-trapped nerve gas cannisters to DRACULA, right? And ROBOCOP's doing all this because he honestly believes it's the right thing to do right?

So why didn't they just tell him that they turned the nerve gas cannisters around and are about to use them against the US? That got AGENT SMITH RELOADED to wise up as well as that fatty that got helicopter sniped. Isn't ROBOCOP with them?

Why wouldn't he want to help CTU get the cannisters back?

It's just bizarre to me.

Unless his deal's completely different than what AGENT SMITH RELOADED was up to, and that ties into to a NEW PLOT TWIST, one that has to do with MONTEL.

[AdverseSolutions]

yeah while they were torturing him i think jack told him 'millions of people will die', so i think ROBOCOP knows. he definitely has a very specific 'other' agenda that we're not privy to yet

[white shadow]

I wonder what relationship Vlad the Impaler has with Robocop?:bluu:

[Pained Auron]

great news. george mason university has been harnessing the power of its namesake, and is headed to the final four.

[Draeger]

THE MASON truly is strong in them!

Has anybody gotten the beeps to work on the 24 screensaver?

[Taito]

All the cutscenes from the 24 game..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiulqBMrhWg&search=24%20game

[lonewolf6465]

Hell yeah, GMU is running shit, they broke my bracket but I could care less now, go GMU!

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2:32:00 to go..

[Roxie]

Uh-oh...Audrey was steppin' out..

[CgHuReInS]

lol "The Sentinel" preview looks like Jack Bauer lite.

[white shadow]

Uh-oh...Audrey was steppin' out..
Think beyond the info Roxie, think more on who is *supplying* the info....:bluu:

[Roxie]

I told you she was stepping out...that was a good line though...

"WHY DID YOU BREAK IT OFF?!!"

"because he wasn't you"

[PimpC]

:rofl: jack tazed for the second time in one day

[Autocrat1]

All in favor of calling Jack PSYCHO IXION JACK say "I" :rofl:

He's gonna do Raiden's Superman before the day's over :rofl:

[white shadow]

Funny how choking a woman and thrusting her forcefully against the wall isn't "trying hard enough.":rofl:

[Million]

So, we got a new CTU Sexpot on the scene...yeah, I'd like to harass her ass too.

Robo continues to be the best 24 villain yet, imo. It's close, but I'd say he has surpassed Marwan aka "Mummy" at this point.

[Roxie]

Oh shit, it's Cloe 2.0!!

OH SHIT, TAZER!!!!

[Million]

haha...Warlock has the Orkin Man under his control now. He looks like he already shit himself after seeing 2 co-workers shot in the span of 3 minutes.

[CgHuReInS]

Yeah, Shari's pretty hot.

Someone NEEDS to make an av of that classic "OH SHIT" look that Sam the gas worker had on his face when Bierko came and shot the first guy.

[white shadow]

So, we got a new CTU Sexpot on the scene...yeah, I'd like to harass her ass too.

Robo continues to be the best 24 villain yet, imo. It's close, but I'd say he has surpassed Marwan aka "Mummy" at this point.
Marwan brought America to it's knees, not just L.A. Henderson's has on;y affected the surface but hasn't done any damage, nor has he shown any connection with Vladmir's actions directly.

[Roxie]

Damn!! Did you see that punch and pull gun move!? HOLY CRAP!!

The Chaos is in full swing tonight! One more reason to get all electric ppl!


awwww, I love you too!

[PsychoMistress]

Henderson is a fucking beast. Not just anyone can pull off psychological warfare on Jack.

Edit: That redhead seems a few cards short of a full deck.

[Roxie]

Holy crap... Cloe 2.0 is really crazy...did you see the scared look Cloe o.g. gave her? That means you're certifiable right now..

[CgHuReInS]

Yeah, Shari's pretty hot.


OK, I take that back. She's insane.

[Autocrat1]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Please be just unconscious, MONTEL. PLEASE!!!!!

MS can't kill you, you'll live through this!!!!

[Shade]

Cloe 2.0 was like is a pyscho bitch.

[GeoG2]

I hate gay cliffhangers like that.

And I shouldn't have watched the preview for next week. Waiting a week is going to be unbearable.

[CgHuReInS]

So I just realized that the new insane CTU chick is the daughter in Brokeback Mountain and that the chick in the Taco Bell commercials is the older sister from Alex Mack.

And uhhhh....I'm straight. xD Shut up.

[KrassHole]

Only Jack Bauer runs BACK into an exploding gas building.

[Autocrat1]

Someone needs to make a gif with Curtis and Jack doing the SIAMESE SHOOTOUT too :lol:

I did not watch the preview, so I'm avoiding this thread for a week...

Correction: DOUBLE AHVB HYPER COMBO FINISH

[white shadow]

Only Jack Bauer runs BACK into an exploding gas building.
That was :pray:HARCORE!!!1!!!11!!!!!!!:cool:

[Baron Samedi]

oh well, jack is dead.

i wonder who is really de boss of this whole operation

[Geese Pants]

That was :pray:HARCORE!!!1!!!11!!!!!!!:cool:

FUCKIN TRUTH...............!!!!:pray:

[PopTardO]

was there previews after tonight ep?

[Roxie]

Yup... Don't you dare miss it.

[PopTardO]

i did ...anyone want to u know...describe it plz

[J-ride]

Finally this season picks back up. Hells yes.

[Mario Lemieux!]

All in favour of dubbing Shari "Sexual Harassment Panda"?


That was so, so awkward.


Pretty good episode action and Bauer screaming wise!

[Dr. Stormlocke]

We need more epic villain showdowns. If Bierko is captured and then interrogated for the remainder of the season, that would be pretty lame. There needs to be more boss battles reminiscent of the Ira Gaines sniper showdown in season one. The 'almost complete the objective and then runaway' villains are kinda too formulaic and silly. Who knows, maybe this season will buck the trend though.

[Pained Auron]

oh well, jack is dead.





no he isn't. even if he was killed (highly doubt it), he'd just cast resurection on himself and he'd be back to kicking terrorist ass again.










that redhead is crazy. i say robocop is the big boss

[ckrazy]

o man srk got the best nicknames for each character lol

Cloe 2.0
Shari "Sexual Harassment Panda"
robocop

ROFL
i can't go back and read all 52 pages but damn what the other nicknames you guys use for pplz?

[jchensor]

Marwan brought America to it's knees, not just L.A. Henderson's has on;y affected the surface but hasn't done any damage, nor has he shown any connection with Vladmir's actions directly.

And, as my friend pointed out, Henderson still has nothing on Nina. Robocop wakes up and takes out a half-debilitated Tony. Nina? They left her in the hospital room tied up by herself with a ton of doctors and Jack cries, "You can't leave her alone!" Runs into hospital wing, and there are, like 8 dead doctors killed Jason Vorhees-style in about 30 seconds.

Nina still > Robocop.

- James

[Panicked]

o man srk got the best nicknames for each character lol

Cloe 2.0
Shari "Sexual Harassment Panda"
robocop

ROFL
i can't go back and read all 52 pages but damn what the other nicknames you guys use for pplz?

Wait for Voo's recap.

[RockBogart]

WTF is with these people sleeping on RoboCop. This motherfucker handpicked Jack , a guy who was in Delta before CTU; and was still able to teach him some shit. So he did'nt stab 8 untrained doctors, who gives a fuck? Just wait the man is gonna turn out to Big Boss in this motherfucker. And some of yall still dont realize Vlad isnt running things. Im telling you Vlad is just Grey Fox or Physcho Mantis in the grand scheme of things

[angryliberal]

jack/tony double ahvb was the fucking shit. as soon as the two of them dropped down into the gas plant, i was like FINALLY! i knew there was gonna be some shit that went down with those two, but when they took out bierko's men simultaneously, thats the shit i look for when i watch 24...

edit: someone should really compile a list of all the nicknames from all 5 seasons, that would be an awesome list...

[white shadow]

jack/tony double ahvb was the fucking shit. as soon as the two of them dropped down into the gas plant, i was like FINALLY! i knew there was gonna be some shit that went down with those two, but when they took out bierko's men simultaneously, thats the shit i look for when i watch 24...



It reminded me of Ghostbusters for some reason, "On three... THREE!" :rofl::cool:

I judge a great "boss" by their actions, Robocop has done some cool shit but hasn't defined himself the way other leader have, heck you don't even know if the Vice President is thetrue leader or not. Henderson doesn't seem intent on attacking his country which shows some deviation in how he'll treat today's events.

Marwan wouldn't have given info to Jack either, truth serum or not; he was willing to kill himself just to "win."

[J-ride]

My friend was watching the show with me and he was all "WTF they only sent in four people." I was told him "They sent Jack and The Curtis and two people to get wasted, each one can easily waste 50 people with 2 magazines." So they actually sent in 2 people too many.

[angryliberal]

My friend was watching the show with me and he was all "WTF they only sent in four people." I was told him "They sent Jack and The Curtis and two people to get wasted, each one can easily waste 50 people with 2 magazines." So they actually sent in 2 people too many.
they gotta send 'beam-down guys' - in the old star trek, there was always the main cast members and a 'beam-down guy' who was some crew member who you never saw and you knew was just fodder, thats what all those guys are. you need ctu agents to get killed, but you can't kill jack or curtis, so you have the beam-down guys...

[Hollow]

That guy is widely known as Ensign Johnson. There was an episode of ST:TNG where Geordi, Data, Worf and an Ensign beam down. The ensign is crouched, examining the scorched soil, defenseless. The remaining three are alert, and looking around. Guess who gets shot first?

[DarkGiygas]

so now that the nerve gas is gone i guess its back to robocop

i think sexual harrassment panda is gonna say something about buchanan and fuck things up

[Roxie]

i think sexual harrassment panda is gonna say something about buchanan and fuck things up
Oh you think?

"Did you see how he touched my shoulder? That was wrong."

Cloe: :confused: Oh shit...:wasted:

Every just meet someone and know the drama is on? That's her.

[angryliberal]

i was talking about this with my fiance last night...she's gonna stab him cuz she thinks that he's trying to rape her or something...

edit: chloe's 'this bitch is crazy' face was great. did i ever mention how much i love chloe...

[m121akuma]

I also request a Jack/Curtis Cable standing fierce gif...hell, av size please!

[Draeger]

I bet that Karen sent in Burke because Jack Bauer did not throw out an Aegis Reflector, but just buffered the motions for it, wavedashed over to Audrey and did Heihachi's QCF+1 throw on her.

You know shit is serious when he throws out an Aegis Reflector xx KNEE SHOT NIGHTMARE.

Shari is the same kinda hot as Marie from season two if you ask me. You know, the kind of hot that says, "I am a psycho bitch!" hot.

Who is Collette Stenger played by? Probably the hottest chick in this season thus far. She seems to have a nice pair of puppies.

[DaFlipMastaXV]

Who is Collette Stenger played by? Probably the hottest chick in this season thus far. She seems to have a nice pair of puppies.

http://imdb.com/name/nm1065664/

cosign on the hottest chick this season.

[Autocrat1]

Posting a thought:

After dancing with THE KAREN, it seems nobody can say no to Jack Bauer when he says "Please."

Jack: You lied to me bitch, now it's time for you to pay up BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY! *takes off pants*
Collette: OVER MY DEAD VOLUPTUOUS BODY AND GUARD BREAK ACCENT!!
Jack: ..............please.
Collette: SLURPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!

[Papa Trunks]

I'd rather refer to Weller as Murphy instead of Robocop.

[Carpet Lint]

I'd rather refer to Weller as Murphy instead of Robocop.
Not a bad point. I personally just like being able to call someone "ROBOCOP." Honestly, how often can you do that in real life?

That's why Gary Roberts was my favourite player on the Leafs. Because his nickname was Robocop. And I pimped that shit out so hard every chance I had.

HALF MAN
HALF MACHINE
ALL COP
=
SO FUCKING AWESOME

Seriously, who's idea was it to turn ROBOCOP into a bad guy? Because that was frickin' GENIUS.

Just like when they turned Ahnuld into a GOOD GUY to fight T-1000 in T2. Frickin' GENIUS.

_____________

Oh man...when CHLOE 2.0 freaked out and went like "He shouldn't have done that." and it prompted even CHLOE 1.0 to bring out the WTF-face...funniest bit ever.

I actually thought she was the crazy red head from Wedding Crashers - same character too.

But then I recognized her from Brokeback Mountain. YES I WATCHED BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, and the amount of hot ass - male and female - in that movie will blow your mind.

[Morphiend]

i dunno if anyone's brought it up before but we have to refer to aaron as bobby hill from now on. he's a DEAD RINGER for a grown up bobby hill. the resemblance is eerie.

[Night]

Not a bad point. I personally just like being able to call someone "ROBOCOP." Honestly, how often can you do that in real life?


Yep, it's fun just saying ROBOCOP and have a reason to actually say it! When watching 24 with the parents (yep, parents never miss 24 either) we hardly even know the guy's name is Henderson. First thing my mom noticed when he first made his appearance she said "Hey that's ROBOCOP!" recognizing Weller lol. So when we refer to him we just say ROBOCOP too hehe.

[YellowS4]

Yeah I like sticking to Robocop as well; I'd only use Murphy if he does some fucked up shit. Man, THE Stenger is just too good, I'd have ravished her before and after the confession.

Vlad the Impaler got rocked by the fireworks

[white shadow]

i dunno if anyone's brought it up before but we have to refer to aaron as bobby hill from now on. he's a DEAD RINGER for a grown up bobby hill. the resemblance is eerie.
Naw man while the resemblance is uncanny Bobby Hill is a total retard who's probably be dead from a heart attack before he graduated high school. However both are aces at shooting so...:lol:

[Taito]

We need more epic villain showdowns. If Bierko is captured and then interrogated for the remainder of the season, that would be pretty lame. There needs to be more boss battles reminiscent of the Ira Gaines sniper showdown in season one. The 'almost complete the objective and then runaway' villains are kinda too formulaic and silly. Who knows, maybe this season will buck the trend though.
Bierko's just the VP's bitch, if there's gonna be a showdown it's gonna be between Jack and The Boss aka Robocop aka Henderson. (at least i think that's how it plays out)

[Armo]

i'd just like to add that Vice President Hal Gardner was also in Robocop, he played one of Clarence's Thugs, he was call Leon.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0936403/

[Draeger]

Billy Crystal yesterday commented about 24 when he was on Jay Leno. He called Chloe the great woman ever or something along those lines. :rofl:

[Taito]

I saw all the 24 Game cutscenes.. it was just an epilogue of Season 2.. I thought it was gonna mention how Jack hooked up with the Salazars from Season 3..? It shows how Nina got involved but that's it..

[CgHuReInS]

Hey...anyone notice that Aaron dodged TWO rockets in this one day so far?

That's pretty fucking good.

[KrassHole]

Hey...anyone notice that Aaron dodged TWO rockets in this one day so far?

That's pretty fucking good.


he can move for an old guy.

[King9999]

i'd just like to add that Vice President Hal Gardner was also in Robocop, he played one of Clarence's Thugs, he was call Leon.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0936403/

He's also President Dugan from Red Alert 2. I think we should call the VP Dugan from now on.

[Wellman]

Hey...anyone notice that Aaron dodged TWO rockets in this one day so far?

That's pretty fucking good.

With Triple P's exit, Aaron has to step it up, surprised that if you would have told me at the end of S1 he would out live Tony, I would called you a ignorant shit.

i'd just like to add that Vice President Hal Gardner was also in Robocop, he played one of Clarence's Thugs, he was call Leon.

http://imdb.com/name/nm0936403/

Shit according to that he played the Vice President in Season 1? Okay I have seen Aaron in S1 to know I completely missed him and the grand spy chick Mandy from the end of S4 but is this true?

Shit how many times can a fool still be VP?

[MagnuScruB]

whoever was wondering what was in the previews...

they cant get a hold of jack
the 1st womans assistant, asian girl, is the mole


thats all i remember.

and the red head girl is retarded. "did you see the way he brushed my shoulder". i think she is a lesbian and is in love with chloe after chloe pulled that shit on the dude about protocol.

[CgHuReInS]

Shit according to that he played the Vice President in Season 1? Okay I have seen Aaron in S1 to know I completely missed him and the grand spy chick Mandy from the end of S4 but is this true?

Shit how many times can a fool still be VP?

If you check the IMDB thing more closely, it's...not the show? It looks like it was made in the Czech Republic, and it might be a movie since it's not in quotes. All the characters have different names, but there's still a cast member that's a "CTU Agent". Maybe it was like a Czech ripoff? Weird...

[jugoso]

"did you see the way he brushed my shoulder?"
"ummm, i think you may have problems"

Did anybody else hear Wayne P crying out "OH, SHIT!!!" as the rocket was launched? At least i think i did

[Wellman]

If you check the IMDB thing more closely, it's...not the show? It looks like it was made in the Czech Republic, and it might be a movie since it's not in quotes. All the characters have different names, but there's still a cast member that's a "CTU Agent". Maybe it was like a Czech ripoff? Weird...

Shit you right. Weird indeed.

[Saiyajin11]

Bringing it back to the forfront :)

[Autocrat1]

Dammit!

Well, I'll be watching this and then Raw's 2nd hour afterwards. Looks like I'll be watching WWE Unlimited + Heat + AM Raw for what I missed.

I just can't say no to Bauer. Not even if I said please.

[nothingxs]

WIN!

AUDREY.

[white shadow]

Did my ears deceive me? Did Bauer say he was *gasps* "scurred"!!!!!!:wow:

Man Audrey is truly a upstanding person.:tup:

[m121akuma]

Wayne + Jack = Win. Wayne better survive.

[nothingxs]

WAYNE CHOKED

DON'T CHOKE

oh okay he's alright he landed the denjin

OH SHIT PLOT TWIST OH SHIT PLOT TWIST
OH SHIT PLOT TWIST OH SHIT PLOT TWIST
OH SHIT PLOT TWIST OH SHIT PLOT TWIST
OH SHIT PLOT TWIST OH SHIT PLOT TWIST
OH SHIT PLOT TWIST OH SHIT PLOT TWIST
OH SHIT PLOT TWIST OH SHIT PLOT TWIST
OH SHIT PLOT TWIST OH SHIT PLOT TWIST
OH SHIT PLOT TWIST OH SHIT PLOT TWIST
OH SHIT PLOT TWIST OH SHIT PLOT TWIST
OH SHIT PLOT TWIST OH SHIT PLOT TWIST

EXARCHMATHIAS DON'T SPOIL YOU FUCKING ***
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

[ExarchMathias]

Omfg!!!

[m121akuma]

I honestly did not see that coming. I should have, but I didn't.

[Roxie]

G'DAMN...just....WOW!!

[YellowS4]

Lol for some reason I always felt that the Pres was just too stupid for his own good and now I can see why.

Wayne is Manning the 2nd.

Hmm, someone refresh my mem. Who authorized the CTU takeover, Gardner or straight from Logan himself? If it's the latter, I don't see why Karen? wouldn't be suspicious as well. And btw, the girl that was about to take over Chloe's station, damn she was rockin

[regulate]

Oh Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Spoiler....

































The Prez Uses A Razr!!!!!!!!!!!omg!












/spoiler.

[Mario Lemieux!]

I didn't think it was possible but I hate him even more, ahhhhh!!

Montel is the truth!!


So much TC2 action this season!

[nothingxs]

OMG A RAZR NIGGA Y U GOTTA SPOIL :(

Seriously. This is the best episode of this season so far IMO.

NIGGA

DON'T SPOIL FOR WC

[GeoG2]

Give me a fucking break. Are the writers serious?

I'm supposed to believe that pussy is Big Boss?

I don't even feel like watching the rest of the season.

Edit: And screw all your other nicknames for Wayne Palmer. He's Batman. Period.

[Autocrat1]

Aaron is soooooooooooooooo going to tear Martha's pussy up :tup:

[white shadow]

Pussident can't be that wise, no fucking way!!!:looney::bluu:

[Galactic]

Logan = Dr. Doom.

He was faking it all along.

^_-;

[m121akuma]

Hmm, someone refresh my mem. Who authorized the CTU takeover, Gardner or straight from Logan himself? If it's the latter, I don't see why Karen? wouldn't be suspicious as well. And btw, the girl that was about to take over Chloe's station, damn she was rockin

It was Gardner.

[GeoG2]

Logan = Dr. Doom.

He was faking it all along.

^_-;

Not Doom. Apocalypse. He shapechanged and acted like a pussy to hide his true form.

And its like, two different stories right now until they get Bierko healthy and he talks so we can figure out the connection. Cause if there is one... then Logan is a straight beast. Everything from gas to assassinations. Even his own wife was almost casualty.

[Wellman]

Shit is insane, Logan the largest pussy recorded by man, being the sinister mastermind?

Motherfucker is better actor in and out of the show than I ever could believe. And I agree GeoG2, this shit if true is straight Apocaylpse.

Although considering this season's twists, I wouldn't be surprised if Nina showed up in the last episode in a wheelchair.

[white shadow]

Not Doom. Apocalypse. He shapechanged and acted like a pussy to hide his true form.

And its like, two different stories right now until they get Bierko healthy and he talks so we can figure out the connection. Cause if there is one... then Logan is a straight beast. Everything from gas to assassinations. Even his own wife was almost casualty.
Actually Blackheart came to mind for Pussident's new name, cuz he has the "Heart of Darkness".:devil:

[nothingxs]

Aaron Pierce should be the next fucking President of the USA. He'll hit everyone with the rocket dodge into diving pistol reset into the rifle combo, and then it's really all over.

[Geddoe]

Some time in the next few episodes:

Logan is in front of a life support containment system. He rubs the glass, and says "It's all for you, my love." Then it shows Nina's comatose body hanging there. I'm calling it now.

[Baron Samedi]

the president of the united states is the terrorist boss

mmm, where have i seen that before?....

p.s.: best moment of the episode: jack slits the guys troath,takes the walkie talkie , and wrecks it a little just to muffle his voice.
come on!!!that was crazy!

[Ragetowersrage]

That was some Snake and Raiden team up Stealth, Jack and Wayne busted out...

Metal Gear Solid 5 Featuring Jack Bauer and Wayne Palmer

[lonewolf6465]

Well, I have a new respect for President Pussy, I mean President Apoc. What the fuck kind of shit is he planning.

[Autocrat1]

You got to admit, dude playing The Prez is an outstanding actor. He's the Dina of Season 5.

[PimpC]

i never smiled so much for violence........i don't remember clearly but did robocop know about palmer being there prior to the vice prez telling the prez???? WTF is going on!?!?!?! Damn I love this show.

[YellowS4]

I'd assume that the Pres informed Robocop just bc the attempt on Wayne was a failure. Had they shown a convo like that early in the episode there'd be no suspense as to who's actually in contact w/RC.

I don't like the idea that Pierce leaked the Wayne info or a no-name SS agent.

[CgHuReInS]

We still don't really know what's going on. I mean, Logan isn't necessarily a criminal MASTERMIND. We don't really know his role yet. Henderson could have just manipulated him just like everyone else does, and Logan might not know the extent of everything involved.

But if Logan IS the leader behind everything...damn. I don't even know if I like that twist or not.

[Victron]

Holy shit who ever knew that LOGAN is behind this. Fucking plot twist

[Herny]

Jack + Wayne Palmer with Chole Satelite assists = Team Psycho ver 5.0

[Rage02fire]

LAWL I so knew that president pussy was behind this right after he said that him and David Palmer had some litter differences in the past.

That right there told you he was in deep with the badguys even deep enough to be the leader.

[Magnetro]

Wow, that was nuts... The throat slashing <3333

[Pained Auron]

goddamn. looks like president pussy is behind this after all. i REALLY REALLY hope montel busts a cap in his ass

[box]

LOGAN = SENATOR/CHANCELLOR/EMPEROR PALPATINE!!!

lol.

[DaFlipMastaXV]

Anyone know where I can find the preview for next week?

[voodazz]

Once again we rejoin another exciting episode of the JACK BAUER POWER HOUR!

When we last left our hero PSYCHO JACK, he was hot on the heels of DRACULA and catches him just when a massive fireball engulfs them both in an orgy of flame and destruction. All that does is slightly annoy the PSYCHO ONE as he emerges like a glorious phoenix, while hauling DRACULA'S worthless body over his shoulder. Van Helsing's got nuthin on the PSYCHO ONE!

THE CURTIS takes DRACULA back to CTU before sunrise to be interrogated. Hmmmm... is that a good idea? Everytime a bad guy is brought to that place people tend to die. No telling what kind of damage the prince of darkness will cause. Oh well...

Speaking of CTU, BALL BUSTER and WORMTOUNGE are cleaning house under orders of vice president HAL GARDNER. Anyone notice that his name consists of the names of the two green lanterns HAL Jordan and GUY Gardner?? I think a writer is a DC fan!
Anyway, during the takeover, WORMTOUNGE invites SHERYL CROW into his lair and tries to convince her to sell out her friends by admitting that they're all a bunch of fuck ups, however he didn't count on SHERYL CROW being infused with the POWER OF THE PSYCHO and she smacks down WORMTOUNGE'S feeble attempt to control her. Meanwhile CHOLE is replaced with BIZZARO CHOLE who is actually hot and quite likable as apposed to her counterpart.

Meanwhile MONTEL and AARON arrive at the prez's pimp palace to track down TRICIA TAKANAWA who has some info about TRIPLE P's assasination. MONTEL unleashes A PISSED OFF PIMP COMBO, but she said she ain't saying shit until they get her kidnapped kid back.
MONTEL phones JACK and tells him the score... of course JACK wonders why they haven't shot her kneecaps yet, but relents when he learns of the kid.
JACK calls his ol lady and tells her to get CHOLE to help him plan out his attack and when she says she can't do it because of the GOON SQUAD, JACK tells her to shut the fuck up and handle her shit. Of course we now know that SHERYL CROW is instantly turned on whenever her man mistreats her and she ends up selling out NIPPLE NECK by admitting he's a dumbass and so she can snag CHOLE for herself. THAT is the true power of the PSYCHO... it'll make you sell out your own mama if asked.
Of course CHOLE is pissed, but she instantly chills after learning that it was JACK'S order.... damn.... JACK'S got his bitches in line... a true american hero!

THE PSYCHO ONE meets MONTEL and TRICIA in some barn and she reminds JACK that she's not saying shit until she gets her baby back. After JACK resists the urge to pop a cap in her knee he turns to MONTEL and tells him he's going solo, but MONTEL says fuck that, they killed his bro and he's lookin' for some ANJ (ANGRY NEGRO JUSTICE).
JACK sees this since ANJ rivals PSYCHO POWER itself and lets him join him to become TEAM PSYCHO: SPECIAL EDITION.

ROBOCOP and his MERRY MEN are waiting for TRICIA to drop off the evidence and TEAM PSYCHO aided by CHOLE'S SATELLITE ASSIST infiltrate the base and get all GHOST RECON. JACK unleashes a quick point blank CABLE SHOT to one scumbag and drops another one from long range. MONTEL goes out back and CHOKES and briefly reverts back to SCARED BROTHA MODE when faced with a scumbag.... HOLY SHIT!!! HE'S GONNA FUCK UP THE WHOLE MISSION!!! HE'S GONNA TURN INTO RUNAWAY SLAVE!!!
Thankfully, he goes back to ANJ MODE and caps the white devil when he turns around... I guess he just wanted to look into his eyes as he sends him into the next world.

Jack makes his way up to one of the hundreds of snipers that inhabit the LA area. Ah, the majestic LA sniper... such a rare opportunity to see one in it's natural habitat... look how graceful and magnificient he moves as he--- OH SNAP! JACK DONE CUT HIS THROAT! Fuck you, Jack Custeau, you dead frenchie bastard!
Not only does JACK take out the endangered LA sniper, but he also fucks up his walkie talkie (that he uses to attract a mate) so he can decieve ROBOCOP.

TRICIA arrives on the scene and ROBOCOP and the rest of his MERRY MEN come out with the kid. Once he lets her go JACK and MONTEL unleash hell on scumbags as ROBOCOP leaps into the car and TRICIA TAKANAWA ends up getting shot in the kneecap anyway!

ROBOCOP speeds away, RCing through MONTEL'S AND JACK'S LEVEL 2 BULLETSTORM.

JACK then demands that TRICIA give up the info before he cuts out her kid's eye and asked if the vice prez is the FINAL BOSS. TRICIA says wtf?? and tells him that he has nothing to do with it. WTF indeed!!

ROBOCOP is on the phone with FINAL BOSS telling him that he done fucked up, but he'll soon reset and go after JACK again.
FINAL BOSS is annoyed and tells him not to fuck up again or he'll use all his powers of darkness to make him suffer.
For the first time the FINAL BOSS is revealed and we all find out that it's.... it's.... PRESIDENT LIMPDICK????!! :wtf: :eek:
The true SHOGUN OF THE DARK is none other, but the sniveling panty wetting shitbag president???!!! My god.... THE MASON itself is disturbed by this revelation!! How can this be???!!!

What the hell is gonna happen now?? THE POWER OF THE PSYCHO will truly be tested to it's core to face this.... this.... I don't even know what to call it!

*bleep*KA-CHUNG!*bleep*KA-CHUNG!*bleep*KA-CHUNG!

[BudaFuka]

Anyone know where I can find the preview for next week?

It's just Jack vs. TANKS!!!!!!!

[GalzPanic]

Jack has 6 stars in Grand Theft Auto

[RockBogart]

OH GOD ANJ, voodazz is too funny:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[white shadow]

Wait this is quite confusing wha about THE PATRIOT who committed "suicide" by hanging himself? Was his death just staged? Did he know who he was working for?

[jchensor]

Edit: And screw all your other nicknames for Wayne Palmer. He's Batman. Period.

Sorry, when sniper boy turned the corner and there was no Jack there, JACK was Batman. Wayne is Robin, dude.

And I gotta add that ANJ is the best term yet. :rofl:

- James

[Night]

I dunno whether to now call PRESIDENT LIMPDICK, EMPEROR PALAPTINE now or some shit, through all this manipulation he's pulled from day one. Pulling all the strings by allowing the terrorists attacks and everything! Walt Cummings was but a mere apprentice that the SITH LORD of course dispatches of when he's done with him... damn what a twist. I was thinking calling VP Hal, CHEANEY at first, but wow, he hasn't been behind this at all... still can't get over this! I guess the actor playing PRESIDENT LIMPDICK really IS good... granted, he's been a complete LIMPDICK as we've seen, but at least he has been in bed with LADY SHIRANUI before so I gotta give him some of that... I mean who knows, maybe he even masterminded everything in Season 4 as well, maybe even being in cahoots with Habib Marwan to get Air Force One to crash so that season 4's president would be outta commission so he would be president from that... wonder how deep this really goes!

[nothingxs]

ANJ is the best term... ever.

voodazz should be permanently graced with premium membership for his outstanding service to the 24 community.

[Gumbercules]

I still don't believe the president is the mastermind. With all the twist in this season it's probably kim

[GeoG2]

Sorry, when sniper boy turned the corner and there was no Jack there, JACK was Batman. Wayne is Robin, dude.

And I gotta add that ANJ is the best term yet. :rofl:

- James

Man, all I know is... when Wayne is driving a car, that shit is scary. His serious voice amplifies it.

[Hunter D]

It makes sense to me. The Prez is a pretty ambitous guy who wants to leave his mark on history after all.

[MagnuScruB]

Am I the only one that cant stand voodazs' posts? i just skip over them and find them annoying. NO OFFENSE because i know alot of people like it but i guess its just me.

anyways, back to the story. this has more twists and turns than Magic Mountains roller coasters. so many questions!

1st - who was that guy we saw in episode 5-6 that was sitting in a chair. Dr Claw? who was he.

2nd - if it is logan, that means he was behind killing the CTU agents, after jack baur specifically trying to frame him, president palmers death (so he became president), toxic gas across america, sacrificing his wife, airport hijack, trying to kill wayne and much more shit. why would he want to destroy america?

3rd - it seems like the season can be finished with 2 hours. they know its him, they got proof, they stopped the gas, what else is left?

and of course in this episode, harry potter walks out with the french girls sister from the under water task in the wizard triwizard tournament. oh harry, u are a hero.

and i found this ironically funny



OH SHIT PLOT TWIST OH SHIT PLOT TWIST

EXARCHMATHIAS DON'T SPOIL YOU FUCKING ***
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

:lol: ironic, im just glad i watched the episode before coming here.

[RockBogart]

Am I the only one that cant stand voodazs' posts? i just skip over them and find them annoying.


Yes, yes you are.

[Autocrat1]

I think PRESIDENT LIMPDICK should be known as NIXON THE THIRD (like Lupin The Third, evil and dumb mastermind after the original Nixon and Bush Jr.)

[soup or man]

I just started watching 24. I'm on Season 3. I just saw somebody's avatar that says "Palmer, Almeda, Stiles, RIP."

...

[MagnuScruB]

I just started watching 24. I'm on Season 3. I just saw somebody's avatar that says "Palmer, Almeda, Stiles, RIP."

...
i think lonewolf and OC have spoiling avatars, i would just stay out of this thread.

[soup or man]

Yeah, I saw it in another thread. I was careful not to read anything in this one. Just seemed like the appropriate place to make the comment.

PS. I hate Nina. Kim sucks, too.

[nothingxs]

The point to Nina is for you to hate her.

[Geese Pants]

WTF...........the president pulled THE USUAL SUSPECT card?!!?!?

Torrenting SOON!!!

[King9999]

Admit it--we've all been had. The writers pulled off the ultimate twist by making Logan the most unlikely final boss. Was all the pussiness just a ruse, then?

[Defective]

They'd better have a damn explanation for this twist cuz it's starting to sound Metal Gear Solid 2ish (if you don't know that's BAD). I hope this season's plot doesn't make "The Misadventure's of Kim Bauer" look like Masterpiece Theatre.

[Pained Auron]

I just started watching 24. I'm on Season 3. I just saw somebody's avatar that says "Palmer, Almeda, Stiles, RIP."

...



you're hella late

















































***

[Roxie]

Meanwhile CHOLE is replaced with BIZZARO CHOLE who is actually hot and quite likable as apposed to her counterpart.
No way!! Did you skip the part where the boss touched her shoulder in passing and she goes, "Did you see the way the touched my shoulder? he shoudln't've done that. That was wrong."

And O.G. Chole gave her the :wtf::confused: bitchizcriiizazy face?


TRICIA TAKANAWA
Oh man...we have this new reporter on Fox 5 here....her name is Patty Pan, I shit you not.

[YellowS4]

Roxie, you've got the wrong girl. Pretty sure Voodazz is talking about the blonde from DHS and I agree, she is hottt

edit - Roxie, the lady that was about to replace Chloe. She came in w/a bunch of fags that work for Homeland Security or wtvr it was.

[lonewolf6465]

I just started watching 24. I'm on Season 3. I just saw somebody's avatar that says "Palmer, Almeda, Stiles, RIP."

...


If you just started watching 24 and you're only on S3 why the hell would you be up in the S5 thread? That's just stupid.

I'm rocking the av until the season ends.

[Roxie]

Ah no...it's the woman who was working with Chloe, right?

I don't know what DHS is.

[lonewolf6465]

DHS = Dept. Homeland Security?

[Roxie]

Roxie, you've got the wrong girl. Pretty sure Voodazz is talking about the blonde from DHS and I agree, she is hottt

edit - Roxie, the lady that was about to replace Chloe. She came in w/a bunch of fags that work for Homeland Security or wtvr it was.
Yeah, that's her!

[YellowS4]

Haha, I don't remember what happened to Sexual Assault Magnet. She's probably working Edgar's station still.

The Blonde has to stay.

[Roxie]

Haha, I don't remember what happened to Sexual Assault Magnet. She's probably working Edgar's station still.

The Blonde has to stay.
No, no dude. Voodazz was talking about the woman is was supposed to take over Chloe's position. I mean, why else call her "BIZZARO CHOLE"? It'd be too confusing!!:looney:

[Autocrat1]

Is it me, or did the blonde DHS chick look like Kimberly from Power Rangers?!

[YellowS4]

Oh Roxie, yeah I know what you mean lol. I was just curious about what happened to the SAM.

[Taito]

.. So I guess Jack kills Darth Henderson in Logan's lair, then Logan tries to seduce Jack into becoming his apprentice..? I mean really the Sith parallels are pretty strong.

[AdverseSolutions]

If you just started watching 24 and you're only on S3 why the hell would you be up in the S5 thread? That's just stupid.

I'm rocking the av until the season ends.

learn to leer amigo. he said he saw it in another thread. i think those avs are dick actually.

[Night]

.. So I guess Jack kills Darth Henderson in Logan's lair, then Logan tries to seduce Jack into becoming his apprentice..? I mean really the Sith parallels are pretty strong.

And to think JACK was once ROBOCOP'S padawan learner as well. THE MASON works in mysterious ways indeed.

[David L]

WOW that episode was the shit last night

[Azrael]

Am I the only one who saw this coming? I mean, they've been painting the VP as the possible bad guy since at least last episode, then with all the heavy hints towards him in this one...of course it wasn't going to be him. And if it was something so heavy, so big...well, the only person left in that camp is PRESIDENT LIMPDICK. ...Or is it LIMPDICK PALPATINE now? I guess we'll have to wait until the next episode to see.

Ok, the look on THE MANNING'S face when Jack straight up WALKS out of the blowed-up gas factory WITH MR. TERRORIST slung across his back = PRICELESS. Only Jack Bauer goes back into an exploding gas factory, and comes out with a terrorist across his back!

The formation of yet another TEAM PSYCHO (JACK/DOUBLE P (Pissed-off Palmer)/TRICIA TAKANAWA reminds me of the original lineup - PSYCHO JACK/YUSEF/KATE. God, that team was broken as all hell. I seriously want those three action figures, and I will WORSHIP them as I go to bed every night! This TEAM PSYCHO is pretty good too....MGS Tactics to ruin ROBOCOP'S shit was just too awesome! It just goes to show, Jack is the AVATAR OF CHAOS COUNTER. You just can't make a plan, cause Jack WILL ruin it all to shit.

I'm still kind of hating on S5 for pulling a TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE, but it's still intense as all hell.

[Draeger]

So how many more people did Jack kill in this episode? It seems to be the bloodiest episode yet in this season.

Kill #1: Two shots to the chest to a random goon.
Kill #2: Pistol-snipes another goon.
Kill #3: Slashes some guy's throat.
Kill #4: Sniper kill?
Kill #5: Sniper kill?
Kill #6: Sniper kill?

...and whoever said Jack Bauer has 6 stars on him a la GTA; I thought that Jack Bauer is the one summoned when you get 7 stars. I guess it was replaced with Henderson?

Am I the only one hoping for a Rambo III in the next episode. I mean, Rambo met up with his mentor and fucked up a whole battalion (with tanks and a helicopter). He said "FUCK 'EM ALL!" beforehand too!

[Bowling Pin]

Am I the only one that cant stand voodazs' posts? i just skip over them and find them annoying. NO OFFENSE because i know alot of people like it but i guess its just me.

Banned.

re: Transformers the Movie:

You know, I really hope that S5 is a Transformers the Movie analogue. That way, in the middle of Season 6, we can have a mass of newbie government officials kneeling before a marble statue of Triple P, looking for wisdom as terrorist and counter-terrorist are forced to join forces to combat a greater foe.

"Geez. I wish Psycho President Palmer were here. He'd know what to do."

-"Hold it. That gives me a great idea. Why don't we resurrect him?"

"...yeah, that'd be cool!"

And soon enough, Triple P returns to action, riding down to Earth upon the radioactive green chariot of the Sun God Mason, with Tony and Michelle in tow.

[jchensor]

Yeah, the newest plot twist has mesorta shaken. I'm not sure I can buy into it, though it WOULD explain why President Limpdick was so willing to let soooo many things go. He was gonna elt the mall be gassed, the Subarov motorcade to be destroyed, etc. The only thing I can think of is that he's trying to set up his own V for Vendetta: using his own self-constructed internal terrorism to force his hand at becoming dictator of America with militant reign. If that was the case, I'd LOVE to see Jack Bauer in mask waxing poetic about overthrowing the government and killing everyone.

- James

[Wellman]

Oh Roxie, yeah I know what you mean lol. I was just curious about what happened to the SAM.

Samwise aka Rudy? He's dead.

Or the guy that used to post here? Cause I don't know about him.

[YellowS4]

Well man, I got lazy typing out Sexual Assault Magnet =\ Atleast thats what I'd call the girl who was ranting on about inappropriate touching from Bill and Wormtongue lol.

[PcLanAdmin2]

Am I the only one that cant stand voodazs' posts?


Yes.

[Calibur]

LOL. How can you hate on the person who coined

ANJ!

He essentially named an element everyone knew existed, yet no one could define.

[Son]

Anyone else notice that Jack has been going around killing terrorists while wearing his backpack the whole day?

[AdverseSolutions]

Anyone else notice that Jack has been going around killing terrorists while wearing his backpack the whole day?

'i got mixtapes niggas, MIXTAPES'

[white shadow]

Anyone else notice that Jack has been going around killing terrorists while wearing his backpack the whole day?
Without that shoulderbag he couldn't have stored those bombs to initiate the explosion.:cool:

[Autocrat1]

That was just his PSYCHORITY FLANKET

[GeoG2]

I'm over suspicions and what-if's. I don't care why Pres Apoc is doing what he's doing... I just want to see him get capped by Jack.

Actually, I hope Robocop ends up being had and he ends up killing him.

All I know is... Pussy must die.

[Azrael]

You know, there's still the problem of someone who knew not only that Jack was still alive, but knew that Palmer, Michelle, Tony, and Chloe knew as well. Nothing we've seen so far has explained how the terrorists knew this. Something's still wrong...I think there's gonna be one more traitor before this season ends, unfortunately.

---------------------------------

So I downloaded the 24 screen saver. And like the next day when I came home from work, I opened the door to my room to see my computer at 04:59:57, EXACTLY the way an episode ends. I just froze there and watched it countdown to 05:00:00 - it was so weird, not only did I feel like a PSYCHO BAUER POWER HOUR had ust ended, but someone had gotten the silent clock treatment as well.

It was a very surreal moment.

[Ryu1999]

You know, there's still the problem of someone who knew not only that Jack was still alive, but knew that Palmer, Michelle, Tony, and Chloe knew as well. Nothing we've seen so far has explained how the terrorists knew this. Something's still wrong...I think there's gonna be one more traitor before this season ends, unfortunately.

---------------------------------

So I downloaded the 24 screen saver. And like the next day when I came home from work, I opened the door to my room to see my computer at 04:59:57, EXACTLY the way an episode ends. I just froze there and watched it countdown to 05:00:00 - it was so weird, not only did I feel like a PSYCHO BAUER POWER HOUR had ust ended, but someone had gotten the silent clock treatment as well.

It was a very surreal moment.

Any links to the screensaver? I couldn't find it on the official homepage....

[box]

So lemme get this straight.

So Walt Cummings was going behind the President's back by giving Bierko the centox gas. But it turns out that he wasn't going behind the President's back at all, and it was the President's plan to begin with, and Walt had no idea who he was working for?

Sooo random.

They better have a good explanation

[BenMonkey]

'i got mixtapes niggas, MIXTAPES'
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Hunter D]

So lemme get this straight.

So Walt Cummings was going behind the President's back by giving Bierko the centox gas. But it turns out that he wasn't going behind the President's back at all, and it was the President's plan to begin with, and Walt had no idea who he was working for?

Sooo random.

They better have a good explanation
If you think about its really that hard to understand. Robo is Limpdicks second in command, Limpdick's face for this operation. Walt and that other guy that jack tried to save probably thought that robo was the mastermind behind the whole thing.

[D-Force]

The Middle East, the Chinese, the Germans, and now his own country wants Jack dead. They should rename "24" to "What Country Will Jack Bauer Bitch Slap Next?

Once you get 7 stars and Jack comes out, it's an automatic "Wasted". Jack doesn't even have to do anything, just show up.

[white shadow]

http://www.japander.com/japander/sutherland.htm

http://www.cmt24.net/

http://www.cmt24.net/tvcm/index.html

http://bauercount.com/index.php?s=1

All credit goes to Rockbogart for these awesome links!!!:tup:

[Autocrat1]

More 24 goodness:

http://www.24fans.de/24.htm

Screencaps, desktops, BMVs (Bauer Music Videos) and other goodies

Google Translate can help you, but some of the words are obvious to decipher.

[darthJones]

http://www.japander.com/japander/sutherland.htm

http://www.cmt24.net/tvcm/index.html

All credit goes to Rockbogart for these awesome links!!!:tup:

"Stay alert 24 hours a day!" :rofl:

[PcLanAdmin2]

So lemme get this straight.

So Walt Cummings was going behind the President's back by giving Bierko the centox gas. But it turns out that he wasn't going behind the President's back at all, and it was the President's plan to begin with, and Walt had no idea who he was working for?

Sooo random.

They better have a good explanation


LimpDick needed someone to take the fall.....damn LimpDick's a good actor.....

[Night]

So lemme get this straight.

So Walt Cummings was going behind the President's back by giving Bierko the centox gas. But it turns out that he wasn't going behind the President's back at all, and it was the President's plan to begin with, and Walt had no idea who he was working for?

Sooo random.

They better have a good explanation

It's kinda like Logan is Papatine, Walt Cummings is Count Dooku and maybe that makes ROBOCOP Anakin or something. For all we know, the White House is probably being built as DEATH STAR 3.0 as we speak.

[Draeger]

If you want the 24 screensaver, look at my posts a few pages back.

[Wil]

Wow what an episode. Yep I finally got to watch it!

Fuck, if Jack had Solid Snake's Solitan (sp?) radar, he's be hella broken.

[Hollow]

Anyone else notice that Jack has been going around killing terrorists while wearing his backpack the whole day?

Hell, man. If you had balls that big, you'd need a damn bag, too.


Az, you have been sigged....

[white shadow]

It's kinda like Logan is Papatine, Walt Cummings is Count Dooku and maybe that makes ROBOCOP Anakin or something. For all we know, the White House is probably being built as DEATH STAR 3.0 as we speak.

But like Anakin Bauer goes into his "Psycho mode" where he only cares about his family.:wink:

[ExarchMathias]

24 Picked up for 3 more seasons
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060410/tv_nm/sutherland_dc;_ylt=AsBiaWOfv97v9ob1qChEsNKs0NUE;_y lu=X3oDMTA3ODdxdHBhBHNlYwM5NjQ-

[lonewolf6465]

I remember last year they were signed through day six, but now they re going to have nine days.. honestly, I dont think I like this. I was kind of hoping that season six (what I thought would be the end) would end it.

As good as this show is, I just don't want it to feel overused and end up repeated, they'll have to do a hell of a job keeping it 'fresh.'

[ShinkuuR]

24 Picked up for 3 more seasons


Damn, what the fuck is Kiefer Sutherland gonna do with all that money and power? Build Outer Heaven?

I say 7 days should be the end, but only if Psycho Jack ends up being President of the World. Fair trade I say.

[Roxie]

They're gonna have to come up with some varied and new story lines though...

[Geese Pants]

I have a feeling that Jack may pass the PSYCHO torch to a new vessel...........

[white shadow]

USA Today did a interview with Pussident Logan/Blackheart but it was in the newspaper, any online links?

[Roxie]

Kim Bauer was an accident. Not even the pill can stop Jack Bauer.
:rofl: Aww, gotta love those JB facts!

[LimeGreenPatato]

Next season, an underground society recreates the soul of nina in a cyborg host. Jack must fight it to the death.


DId it say kiefer is going to do the next 3 seasons? cuz most actors hate getting type cast and want to do something else. And 24 without kiefer would be complete horse shit.

ALso have you seen the previews for his new movie? is that supposed to be a 24 movie? because it's like the exact same shit.

[lonewolf6465]

"The Sentinal" is the name of his movie, from what previews I've seen they took 24 clips, superimposed a suit on Jack, and strung them together.

[Hunter D]

"The Sentinal" is the name of his movie, from what previews I've seen they took 24 clips, superimposed a suit on Jack, and strung them together.
Which makes the movie top tier!

[Azrael]

We've had doubts about whether they could do it again after every season after 2, but they've delivered so far. Even S5, which unless something drastic happens, is my least favorite season so far, is still entertaining, quality TV. So I'll look at 4 (?) more days as a good thing.

I dunno if 24 would work without Bauer. The storyline is compelling, but Bauer is what makes it come all together. I do think they made a mistake killing off most of the main cast though. They're going to have to build up the characters now - Curtis, Buchanan, Audrey, Chloe, and Wayne. Also, something non-CTU related might be interesting...like Jack on a special OPS mission or something.

[RockBogart]

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/profile/story/9596933/keifer_sutherland_heart_of_darkness?rnd=1144705579 609&has-player=true&version=6.0.11.847

Rolling Stone Article, Keifer on the cover

[Carpet Lint]

Am I the only one that cant stand voodazs' posts?
...how...DARE YOU!?!

Banned. Discommunicated.

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/profile/story/9596933/keifer_sutherland_heart_of_darkness?rnd=1144705579 609&has-player=true&version=6.0.11.847

Rolling Stone Article, Keifer on the cover
I just jerked off to that five times in the last thirty seconds.

[YellowS4]

http://www.dose.ca/toronto/tv/story.html?s_id=siKKgP9H0jJgVBguWqwnzd7UQXVtjKuO9N BtVz/pkZ7mD7JsgvZpqA==

Oh shit, a little article on Chloe

[white shadow]

Pussident Logan's actions prove that absolute Bauer corrupts absolutely.

[Roxie]

"The Sentinal" is the name of his movie, from what previews I've seen they took 24 clips, superimposed a suit on Jack, and strung them together.
I think that's the reason they didn't give him the lead roll, b/c it would seem too much like 24, the movie. But everyone know he should've been it. I mean, Douglas is gettin too old for this.

[GeoG2]

Spoiler (possibly)



































Hasn't happened yet, but GGPO Evelyn. That's what happens when you have dumb kids. You risk your life to get them back, and they end up getting you killed.

[Roxie]

Her kid's not dumb, she's just a kid who doesn't want her mom to die. Besides, no one told her to do anything different.

Cloe is the shit!! Kick ass!

BAUER vs. U.S. MILITARY!!

[GeoG2]

Whatever. They're both probably dead now anyway.

Chloe is a fuckin' G.

[DaFlipMastaXV]

Damnit I know that everytime some random guy helps Jack out, I know he/she is gonna die.. but it still sucks.

[white shadow]

Psycho Harrassment Bitch: "Got a minute?"

Chloe: "No....................................*sigh* What is it?"

^ Top Tier. :clap:

[Roxie]

Damnit I know that everytime some random guy helps Jack out, I know he/she is gonna die.. but it still sucks.
And he was like the smartest random guy ever! :sad:Psycho Harrassment Bitch: "Got a minute?"

Chloe: "No....................................*sigh*What is it?"

^ Top Tier. :clap:
:lol: Yeah! I was :rofl: at that!!

[GeoG2]

Haha... I saw the preview for next week. Its funny that Audrey's dad asks "how do you know this recording isn't fabricated?"

If I were Jack... my answer would be "Cause that nigga is trying to kill me. That's how I know."

[KrassHole]

The Sentinel!!!!!!

[lonewolf6465]

I love how the Sec. of Defense is about to come back into the scene, I have sweet season four memories of him and Jack tearing shit up. Tripping the silent alarm to bring the LAPD to the scene, it's like a Guiness commercial, Brilliant!.

[nothingxs]

And uh, Jack's gonna go crazy. He'll lose his mind, yeah.

...Oooooooooooh snap.

OH

Will Chloe grab a gun and kick some ass again, like in last season?

I would love for that to happen again. I didn't think that I would like it, shooting a gun. But I have to say, I was pretty into it. It's kind of bad ass. I think she's gonna become a gangster, and insist on carrying a sawed-off shot gun. It seems cumbersome but...



That's a spin-off idea, right there.

Yeah, I'm pitching it to the writers right now.



"Chloe + sawed-off shotgun." That's all you need to say.

From WWII. That's the only gun she'll use. And I'm going to insist on wearing hair extensions.



And changing your outfit every five minutes.

Exactly.

YES PLEASE

[white shadow]

Damnit I know that everytime some random guy helps Jack out, I know he/she is gonna die.. but it still sucks.
Yeah that really sucked, he even knew to hang off Jack's balls for protection.:sad:

[Mario Lemieux!]

Man, I love how Montel is tapping more and more into the UNR.

Bauer: Grab your gun.

Montel: ...Do we have to for this?

Bauer: It will only work this way. I know it. Your brother knew it. These crackas need to shit their pants before they listen. Now grab your gat and step up or stay in the car like a bitch.

Montel: *pause* Imma go scare me some crackas! *runs out of the car giddily*

[Wellman]

His sacrifice did indeed suck, but damn I wish Evelyn's kid was smart enough to lie.

Worm guy must be tapped into the darkside or something, cause picks up on shit quick.

[Autocrat1]

Chloe shot that Palmer assassin back in the first episode. TWICE :lol:

The music at the end was beautiful. Virtuosity dude has goofy mannerisms. I was half-expecting him to bust a nut prematurely looking for Chloe.

I hope Jack (and Wayne) was thinking this after they heard Logan on the recording: DON'T YOU KNOW I WILL BEAT DA SHIT OUT YO ASS CHARLES I WILL BEAT YO ASS WITH CHARLES AS A MATTER OF FACT

-banned- :wonder:


WHERE THE HELL IS MIKE?!?! HIBERNATING?!

[white shadow]

The music at the end was beautiful.

That's what I forgot to say! The music at the beginning was also very good, I wish I could rip it somehow.:rock:

[PimpC]

this thread is too damn funny


Man, I love how Montel is tapping more and more into the UNR.

Bauer: Grab your gun.

Montel: ...Do we have to for this?

Bauer: It will only work this way. I know it. Your brother knew it. These crackas need to shit their pants before they listen. Now grab your gat and step up or stay in the car like a bitch.

Montel: *pause* Imma go scare me some crackas! *runs out of the car giddily*
:rofl:

I hope Jack (and Wayne) was thinking this after they heard Logan on the recording: DON'T YOU KNOW I WILL BEAT DA SHIT OUT YO ASS CHARLES I WILL BEAT YO ASS WITH CHARLES AS A MATTER OF FACT
:rofl:

there are more but i don't want to leave a long ass post. But umm they threw random dude in the car like he was still alive. I just love the fact that the scenes for next week for like the last month have all involved jack shooting at someone. Bauer's kill count is and growing by the moment, and this season had REALLY picked up.

[KaKaRoTtE]

Hell yea this show is picking up. Is anyone else falling in love with Jack? :sweat:

Nah but I still can't wait for the showdown between Jack and Robocop. That episode should blow all others out of the water.

[GeoG2]

I don't care about a showdown anymore. I just want to see Pussident get popped.

[white shadow]

I don't care about a showdown anymore. I just want to see Pussident get popped.
You know when you're on a schooltrip and you want to go pee reaaaaaaaaaallly bad but you have to wait 4 hours till the nearest stop? That's the way I feel about seeing Pussident Logan getting the "Bauer Treatment™." At least Marwan was cool.

[Olan]

sorry if i sound like a retard, but i have just started watching and am on season 2.
remember the reporter that was gonna go to the press about the bomb threat in los angeles in episode 2 or 3 of the season? did the president have him killed or detained?

[Pained Auron]

Oh Shit Matlock Vs Limpdick Next Week

[Night]

The James Bond music was funny lol.

[Magnetro]

yeah i thought JAMES BOND as soon as that first note hit. Great episode though.

[YellowS4]

I'm waiting for Pierce and the First Lady to brokeback the Pres. Great episode, holy fuck lol.

edit. where the fuck is Curtis. Is Fox doing a "one black guy at a time per episode" bullshit like other networks haha.

[mastermind]

If I were Jack... my answer would be "Cause that nigga is trying to kill me. That's how I know."

:rofl:

I keep thinking of Dave Chappelle. THAT NIGGA KILLED MAH FAAAAAATHA!!!! :rofl:

[KaKaRoTtE]

sorry if i sound like a retard, but i have just started watching and am on season 2.
remember the reporter that was gonna go to the press about the bomb threat in los angeles in episode 2 or 3 of the season? did the president have him killed or detained?

Detained.

Actually, I think they're on that part of season 2 on A&E's Monday airings of 24. They show like... 4 hrs worth of 24. :tup:

[Million]

The MILFtactular 1st lady continues to look on at Aaron/"Bobby Hill" with serious lust...he could SO hit that. Pussident has had some great moments of becoming the "Dr. Claw" of the 24 world here...I'm lovin it. Chloe corrupted The Matrix to throw those Agents off Audrey's fine ass...and I still say Robo has been the coolest "sub-boss" possibly in the history of the show. He's like that tough boss you fight right before facing the final badguy in the game...like that bastard Willy from Double Dragon.

[AdverseSolutions]

"I had the 24 cast over for dinner one night and I heard that Reiko Aylesworth, who played Michelle, said, 'It's so nice that he cleaned up his place.' Someone else said, 'He didn't clean it up for you, honey. It's always this clean.' And her response was, 'Ewwww.' But there's so much disorder in every other aspect of what we do, if you can control your environment at home, you do it."

LOL and so her character was killed.

[Carpet Lint]

WHERE THE HELL IS MIKE?!?! HIBERNATING?!
Yeah, seriously, what the hell? WHERE IS NOVICK!?! If he doesn't show up in the next episode, it just won't make any sense.

And Evelyn and her kid are dead. I can't see how ROBOCOP didn't cap them after she gave up Jack.

Okay, so what's the concensus here? Collette is by far the hottest 24 girl and Evelyn is the cutest, correct?

[box]

This season has been going downhill ever since Logan was revealed as the mastermind IMO.

This season started off great. Palmer, michelle, died. Edgar died. McGill died. Tony died.

But then they revealed the mastermind to be President Logan? Logan has and always has been a pussy. Jack deserves to have a better adversary.

[Roxie]

It's only been one episode since! Geeze, give it a chance!

[YellowS4]

Okay, so what's the concensus here? Collette is by far the hottest 24 girl and Evelyn is the cutest, correct?
I'm all for THE Stenger and Valery, the blonde tracker that was following Audrey last night.

[Hunter D]

Why are people having a hard time dealing with the fact that logan is the main villain. The guy is very ambitous and an asshole. From the start of the season he has been talking about being one of the greatest presidents ever. I thought he had something to do with this whole mess from the get go.

[box]

It's only been one episode since! Geeze, give it a chance!

Sorry dude. No matter how many episodes they do this for, Logan will still and always will be a pussy. Not worthy of being a mastermind.

I'm not saying that it's a bad show. This season started off great. Henderson is awesome.

But Logan being the mastermind? That's tough to swallow. And that sexual harassment girl... what happened with that storyline? I admit that it's pretty lame and shouldn't have been included in the first place... but if you do include it... at least finish it off. I know there's a few episodes left, but I really don't want to watch Sexual HArassment girl's storyline in the final batch of episodes.

[Geese Pants]

Man...........usual suspect.
Logan played EVERYONE!!!

I hate him even more now...............and I hope Jack Fatal KO's his punk ass.

BAUER FOR PRESIDENT!!!

[KrassHole]

This season has been going downhill ever since Logan was revealed as the mastermind IMO.

This season started off great. Palmer, michelle, died. Edgar died. McGill died. Tony died.




You're an idiot. When Tony died it was a tragedy

[Autocrat1]

Sorry dude. No matter how many episodes they do this for, Logan will still and always will be a pussy. Not worthy of being a mastermind.

I'm not saying that it's a bad show. This season started off great. Henderson is awesome.

But Logan being the mastermind? That's tough to swallow. And that sexual harassment girl... what happened with that storyline? I admit that it's pretty lame and shouldn't have been included in the first place... but if you do include it... at least finish it off.
Well, lol, Logan is like the birth child of Nixon and Bush combined, so I guess the 24 writers wanted to take more risks, like

****spoiler from Season 4****






















Blowing up Air Force One with PRESIDENT UNHAPPILY EVER AFTER inside, but only killing his son + others























****end Season 4 spoiler****
Going back to Mike, if 24 don't realize he's been pretty much invisible for at least 3 episodes now, chalk him up on having THE BEHROOZ RULE.

I was under the assumption that Logan was, and is always, a pussy, so his actions thus far didn't really affect me. But re-watching the very first episode of the season showed some evil awkwardness that makes sense now.

24 is NOT a one-view show. Once you rewatch everything, at least 95% of the story will make sense to you, so one can't just rate this season when there's 8 episodes left, despite all the lovable characters who we all miss dying for the sake of suspense.

Once you factor in Germany and China's P.O.'ed status with Jack and the power that Logan possesses, Robocop's showdown, and some other shit, I'll bet you all will be amazed about what these writers will come up with then.

Finally, this is just speculation, but maybe if Jack gets away from it all he'll look at pictures of Michelle, Tony and TRIPLE P in the final scene of this season and start to PSYCHO LEAK (I refuse to say that Jack cries like a regular girlie-man), followed by the long-awaited silent-clock as the camera pans on their faces. I'll bet that will win some of you all back for the next 3 seasons, I guess.

IMO, I love this season so far. 24 is like crack to me, and I can't hate what loves me back. :wasted:

JACK VS. ROBOCOP 4TW

[Draeger]

$5 says that the SPIRIT OF YUSEF entered Carl Mossman's (I think that is his last name -- not sure) body and convinced him to help out Jack.

I wonder where he ranks in 24 cosmology now.

[box]

You're an idiot. When Tony died it was a tragedy

Tony was killed by Henderson. Henderson upped his bad guy status by doing this. This is great for 24. You're an idiot for not realizing this.

[KrassHole]

Tony was killed by Henderson. Henderson upped his bad guy status by doing this. This is great for 24. You're an idiot for not realizing this.


You're a fucking douche bag cock sucker for thinking Tony deserved to be killed off. I dont care about some guys "Bad Guy Status" When Jack is just gonna kill him anyways.

[box]

You're a fucking douche bag cock sucker for thinking Tony deserved to be killed off. I dont care about some guys "Bad Guy Status" When Jack is just gonna kill him anyways.

Meh.

You're free to have your own opinion... no matter how stupid it is. :rofl:

[voodazz]

As much as I love the PSYCHO ONE, I would have NEVER have followed him outside the bank like that bank manager dude did.
The aura of death constantly surrounds JACK and sometimes it doesn't care if it takes down friend or foe.
Only individuals with the strongest fortitude survive the TEAM PSYCHO EXPERIENCE. MONTEL has ANJ to protect him, but what did bank dude have??

Naw, he should've locked himself in the vault and waited for the marines.

RIP, bank dude.

[Autocrat1]

As much as I love the PSYCHO ONE, I would have NEVER have followed him outside the bank like that bank manager dude did.
The aura of death constantly surrounds JACK and sometimes it doesn't care if it takes down friend or foe.
Only individuals with the strongest fortitude survive the TEAM PSYCHO EXPERIENCE. MONTEL has ANJ to protect him, but what did bank dude have??

Naw, he should've locked himself in the vault and waited for the marines.

RIP, bank dude.
He had an ugly ass wife, so his death was a blessing from the skies. :tup:

[FMJaguar]

It's not so much that Logan was a mastermind, according to his conversations, a lot of things seemed to be off of his plan. I think this fits with his personality, he thought he could be sneaky and invent a little crisis to solve, but totally mismanages it and almost gets hundreds of thousands of people killed.

[King9999]

I'm sure Mike "IAGO" Novick will be back. My guess is that he finds out about Logan being the mastermind, and he uses his IAGO-ness to help Bauer and Co.

[Ultimate Hustla]

I just want to see Pussident get popped.


I have to give you a gun shot (BOW!!) on this post.:tup: :rock:

Well said sir.

[NinjaJesus]

Sexual Harassment Panda's going to be gently touched (http://www.gentlytouchedfurniture.com/) by Bierko, which will summon the infernal death rage of Gael's wife, so she'll have to kill him

[white shadow]

BTW, do you think ONE BILLION CHINESE will appear later? I have a feeling that they have something to with Logan's plans and knew Bauer was alive.

If they don't show them it'll be a big plothole since they wanted Jack very badly.

[voodazz]

He had an ugly ass wife, so his death was a blessing from the skies. :tup:

Well said, sir. :rofl:

[D-Force]

Unless you have special skills (WALL OF INTEGRITY, ANJ, etc.) or have a special purpose in life such as giving birth to the psycho child, you aren't going to survive being around jack. It's like walking into the one hit KO room without a plan.

[Roxie]

you know, if you close your eyes while listening to The Sentil trailer, it sounds just like an episode of 24

[solace]

Unholster Your Weapon!