24: Season 5 Thread

[Taito]

That banker's wife is still tied up, heh.

[soccerstorm_2k1]

can someone summarize the preview for hour 18? missed it...

[Septimus Prime]

That banker's wife is still tied up, heh.
It's only been, like, half an hour, though.

[LimeGreenPatato]

Sorry dude. No matter how many episodes they do this for, Logan will still and always will be a pussy. Not worthy of being a mastermind.

I'm not saying that it's a bad show. This season started off great. Henderson is awesome.

But Logan being the mastermind? That's tough to swallow. And that sexual harassment girl... what happened with that storyline? I admit that it's pretty lame and shouldn't have been included in the first place... but if you do include it... at least finish it off. I know there's a few episodes left, but I really don't want to watch Sexual HArassment girl's storyline in the final batch of episodes.

what the hell are you talking about. the season only started getting good in the last few episodes. Logan being the bad guy is HUGE! except i was a little let down last episode cuz i don't think they did it well. If logan was the mastermind and had some crazy reason and plan behind it, it would be cool. But from what i got from the last episode they are still going on about this being good for the country, and it still seems like it's just people telling logan what would be a good idea and getting him to do it.

[box]

what the hell are you talking about. the season only started getting good in the last few episodes. Logan being the bad guy is HUGE! except i was a little let down last episode cuz i don't think they did it well. If logan was the mastermind and had some crazy reason and plan behind it, it would be cool. But from what i got from the last episode they are still going on about this being good for the country, and it still seems like it's just people telling logan what would be a good idea and getting him to do it.

That's my point exactly. The writers are still making Logan look like a pussy even after it was revealed that he was behind it all. Doing this downplays his bad guy status role. At the moment, Logan is scrambling all over the place and making it up as he goes along. Villains in the past 4 seasons actually had backup plans if their current one didn't work and were less neurotic.

If the writers made Logan less of a pussy... (IE he ordered the kill on Palmer) then it would have been good. Jack would be going up against someone who knows what he's doing.

[LimeGreenPatato]

That's my point exactly. The writers are still making Logan look like a pussy even after it was revealed that he was behind it all. Doing this downplays his bad guy status role. At the moment, Logan is scrambling all over the place and making it up as he goes along. Villains in the past 4 seasons actually had backup plans if their current one didn't work and were less neurotic.

If the writers made Logan less of a pussy... (IE he ordered the kill on Palmer) then it would have been good. Jack would be going up against someone who knows what he's doing.

Well he sort of is....he's going up against henderson. He's sort of like the sub boss i guess. It would be better if logan was actually not a pussy...but i'm guessing none of this would have happened if he had any balls himself

[box]

Well he sort of is....he's going up against henderson. He's sort of like the sub boss i guess. It would be better if logan was actually not a pussy...but i'm guessing none of this would have happened if he had any balls himself

Yeah. I think I mentioned somewhere that Henderson was a great addition to the story. The guy got the jump on Jack when Jack tried to ambush him in his office. The guy didn't divulge any information even when Jack shot his wife. He didn't divulge anything when he was being tortured. And he killed Tony which raised his bad guy status bar. Henderson is what a 24 villain should be.

[Autocrat1]

Yeah I'm liking Henderson better than Marwan now.

I just hope that when Robocop and Jack meet to settle scores, Henderson won't commit suicide like Marwan did or meet his end by a bazooka shot from Curtis or something else lame or random.

[Azrael]

I just typed some stuff but my browser somehow stepped backwards and I lost it, so fuck it.

I will only say these two things - first in addition to the ONE BILLION ANGRY CHINESE, what about all the GERMANS Jack's pissed off now? Isn't that going to come back, or will that too get THE BEROOZ TREATMENT?

Also, prediction for the end of the season - Jack takes down PRESIDENT PUSSY but ROBOCOP manages to get away. As things are settling down, Jack goes back to the hotel to take Evelyn to the hospital and finds her and her daughter shot dead. Seeing this horrific scene, and thinking about all his friends who were killed this day, Jack lets out a primal scream of fury. This sets up S6 - Jack vs ROBOCOP. I wouldn't put ROBOCOP in MARWAN TIER just yet, but I think he's earned at least NINA RETURNER STATUS.

[angryliberal]

i agree with the prediction that henderson will not fall this season.

[white shadow]

Yeah. I think I mentioned somewhere that Henderson was a great addition to the story. The guy got the jump on Jack when Jack tried to ambush him in his office. The guy didn't divulge any information even when Jack shot his wife. He didn't divulge anything when he was being tortured. And he killed Tony which raised his bad guy status bar. Henderson is what a 24 villain should be.
Do you really think Marwan would divulge informantion under similar circumstances? Marwan > Henderson in damage (and the residual damage is felt in S5) Marwan > Henderson in evasion tactics. Marwan didn't fear death.

The fact that Marwan singlehandledly made a succession of attacks that would've been more catastrophic than all the previous seasons combines says something.

[box]

Do you really think Marwan would divulge informantion under similar circumstances?

I never made any comparisons between Henderson and Marwan. I think you quoted the wrong person. I don't think I mentioned anything about Marwan.

If I were to make the comparison though, I would say it's pretty close between Henderson and Marwan. Marwan does have the higher damage factor... however Marwan didn't kill any of the regular cast/ex-regular cast members as far as I can remember. Henderson on the other hand killed Tony, ordered the kill on Palmer and most likely Michelle too. Only other bad guy who was able to kill a regular/ex regular cast member was... Nina. Henderson definitely gets points for 3 kills.

[white shadow]

I never made any comparisons between Henderson and Marwan. I think you quoted the wrong person. I don't think I mentioned anything about Marwan.

If I were to make the comparison though, I would say it's pretty close between Henderson and Marwan. Marwan does have the higher damage factor... however Marwan didn't kill any of the regular cast/ex-regular cast members as far as I can remember. Henderson on the other hand killed Tony, ordered the kill on Palmer and most likely Michelle too. Only other bad guy who was able to kill a regular/ex regular cast member was... Nina. Henderson definitely gets points for 3 kills.


Whoops I did quote the wrong person, my bad. My post was referring to Autocrat.:sweat:

[darthJones]

Did anyone realize that if the vice president becomes the president, you can get away with saying that the show is a lead in to Red Alert 2/Yuri's Revenge (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L6jhIpfUuA&search=red%20alert)? :sweat:

[KrassHole]

Meh.

You're free to have your own opinion... no matter how stupid it is. :rofl:


Ya my opinion is stupid.

Kill off a MAIN character so some jag off looks more badass than the previous 4 episodes he was in.

Ya thats REALLY worth it.

[box]

Ya my opinion is stupid.


Bingo :rofl: :rofl:

[Autocrat1]

SRK is broken LOL...

Do you really think Marwan would divulge informantion under similar circumstances? Marwan > Henderson in damage (and the residual damage is felt in S5) Marwan > Henderson in evasion tactics. Marwan didn't fear death.

The fact that Marwan singlehandledly made a succession of attacks that would've been more catastrophic than all the previous seasons combines says something.
You're right. But I wasn't comparing the two on their attacks and agendas. I was contrasting them personally.

Marwan is without a shadow of a doubt the most versatile villian this side of Nina in 24. However, he lacks the advantage Robocop has and that's being THE PSYCHO MENTOR, JACKUS B. CHRIST if you will. Robocop has been picking Jack apart for the most part this season, like his L.P STRYKER TASER or that bomb plant or refusing to spill the beans on who's behind the attacks and allowing his wife to get CAPPED.

Plus, he killed Tony, he was responsible for both Michelle's and Palmer's death (which took ages for other fools in the past), he X-COPIED Audrey's name to get into Jack's head some more, and he presumably killed off Evelyn and her daughter. Henderson wins the versatile collateral damage award, even if you included the power plant meltdowns that Marwan caused.

All of this makes Henderson dangerous to Jack, the hero, THE PSCYHO ONE, THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW. Marwan did exceptionally well on his own a few times, but he always had help until the very end. Robocop, despite not the main villian, has fucking SOLIPUSS on his side, WTF.

I would like to say more, but I think I would like the season to end first before I make any more comparisons. I just feel intimidated with Robocop ATM compared to Marwan since he's the YANG to Jack's YIN. I didn't feel that way with Marwan; he was extremely smart, but not intimidating. Papa Araz was more intimidating than him, up until the moment he pissed his pants after meeting his MUMMY.

In terms of evasion, however, I loved Henderson's BOMB PLANT and TERRY SCHIAVO NO JITSU better because he did that shit on his own. Marwan had his COMMAND & CONQUER ALLAH-IES on speed-dial until he died. :lol:


P.S. Obviously, Robocop doesn't fear death either

[Son]

Originally Posted by white shadow
Do you really think Marwan would divulge informantion under similar circumstances? Marwan > Henderson in damage (and the residual damage is felt in S5) Marwan > Henderson in evasion tactics. Marwan didn't fear death.


IMO Henderson escaping CTU during the previously on 24 segment makes him>Marwan in terms of evasion tactics.

[Septimus Prime]

If Robocop doesn't die and isn't the next main villain, I'm thinking that they're going to make him the thorn in Jack's side for seasons to come. Marwan can't compete with that, should it happen.

[Wellman]

Marwan is superior in my book.

When the shit hit the fan, he always had a back up plan, that almost or actually did work. Not to mention he is only main villian in 24 to last as long as he did after being exposed and to not have some white guy behind everything.

Henderson may have gotten more collateral damage on Jack, but the fact is, he apparently BELIEVES he is doing all this for America. Thus I present a list of mistakes...

...Palmer finding shit out from the 1st Lady's assistant.

...Having to kill Palmer, on the same day the plan goes down.

...bringing Jack into it by framing him and killing his peeps.

...Having your ace aka Man that was to reprogram gas, get found out and killed, letting terrorists have the gas.

...Most recent, sending in tact squad and ordering them to fire on cops when he should have figured the military would be right behind them.

On the scope of plans, Henderson is capable of collateral damage, but in the grand scale of things, he is fucking up. Hell, technically he might made the most mistakes since the sub bosses did in S1 or S2.

[AdverseSolutions]

wellman speaks truth

[mastermind]

Chloe is on Jay Leno right now. It might be some adverse effect from the new HD cable box I got installed today, but she's actually looking real good with what she's wearing. Wow. Just like...wow. Still lacking in the chesticle department, but it's all good.

[LimeGreenPatato]

marwan is by far better than henderson. Henderson is good, but he's going to have to do alot more than what he has to be as good as marwan.

[MagnuScruB]

*Chloe coming out of the bathroom*

What were you doing?

What?

What were you doing?

Are you serious? If you really want the details I'll write you a report.

[Autocrat1]

That is SO not verbatim :rofl:

[King9999]

I just typed some stuff but my browser somehow stepped backwards and I lost it, so fuck it.

I will only say these two things - first in addition to the ONE BILLION ANGRY CHINESE, what about all the GERMANS Jack's pissed off now? Isn't that going to come back, or will that too get THE BEROOZ TREATMENT?



I have a feeling ZEE GERMANS will be making an appearance soon enough. As for 1 BILLION CHINESE, I actually think that story's over and done with. To them, Bauer's still dead, right?

[white shadow]

Marwan is superior in my book.

When the shit hit the fan, he always had a back up plan, that almost or actually did work. Not to mention he is only main villian in 24 to last as long as he did after being exposed and to not have some white guy behind everything.

Henderson may have gotten more collateral damage on Jack, but the fact is, he apparently BELIEVES he is doing all this for America. Thus I present a list of mistakes...

...Palmer finding shit out from the 1st Lady's assistant.

...Having to kill Palmer, on the same day the plan goes down.

...bringing Jack into it by framing him and killing his peeps.

...Having your ace aka Man that was to reprogram gas, get found out and killed, letting terrorists have the gas.

...Most recent, sending in tact squad and ordering them to fire on cops when he should have figured the military would be right behind them.

On the scope of plans, Henderson is capable of collateral damage, but in the grand scale of things, he is fucking up. Hell, technically he might made the most mistakes since the sub bosses did in S1 or S2.
EXACTLY!!!

This is not, who-can-kill-off-the-cast-and-use-psychological-warfare show, this show is about terrorists wanting to create mass destruction, and as far I see it Marwan showed more terrorist-like behavior and caused more destruction and potential destruction.

It took nearly 18 hours to find him and even then Jack couldn't get him from slipping out of his fingers like water.

Probably one of the most relevant scenes was when Jack finally captured him (not the suicide scene) and Jack was trying to interrogate/negotiate with him. Jack mentioned to [someone I forgot] that they shouldn't even bother interrogating Marwan because he was so fervent to his cause that a [simple shot in the kneecap] interrogation would do nothing.

Lastly, Marwan and co....

-Created a nuclear meltdown capable of owning all of the continental US. (relying solely on Edgar to save America from annihillation, barely)

-Killed Edgar's mom. :sad:

-Stole a Nighthawk with anti-radar capabilities! (That's gangsta right there IMO)

-Downed Air Force 1

-Stole Nuclear launch sequence codes

-Seriously injured the former Prez and his son.

-Launched a stolen US nuke on their own soil.

-Nearly caused it to explode over LA with less than a few seconds to spare.

All in the scope of 24 hours.


Residual Damage:

-Jack had to leave all that he loved to fake his own death which sets up the events of S5.

[RockBogart]

-Jack had to leave all that he loved to fake his own death which sets up the events of S5.


I wouldnt count that thats more because of the chinese deuche catching a stray.

Further more which makes Henderson the better villain is the fact he can get real personal with Jack. The only one who was really able to do that was Nina.

[RockBogart]

Bump for tonights sake

[box]

EXACTLY!!!

This is not, who-can-kill-off-the-cast-and-use-psychological-warfare show, this show is about terrorists wanting to create mass destruction, and as far I see it Marwan showed more terrorist-like behavior and caused more destruction and potential destruction.

For arguments sake, Henderson shouldn't really be viewed as a terrorist. Bierko was the terrorist this season. Comparing Henderson vs Marwan in terms of their acts of terrorism isn't really fair because Henderson isn't a terrorist.

The only comparison we can do for the two is how much of a pain each of them are to Jack's ass. Marwan because of his terrorist/planning/evasion skillz, and Henderson because he has killed people who Jack cares about.

[Taito]

EDIT: I don't really get why everyone wants to compare Marwan to Henderson.. Murphy reminds me of Nina-like mercenary more than anything.. my personal alias for him is EX-Nina..

I'm not liking the flow of this season anymore.. I mean, now that the 1st Lady's assistant and her daughter got fuckin shot we all know that Logan's marriage is fucked-- it's only a matter of time that 1st lady catches wind of her assisstant's unreconcilable death and her dickless hubby's grand scheme (that included her friend and ours, PPP).. that's the straw that makes her dump the Pres and hop on Aaron's dick*, VP Green Lantern's gonna take over as President*, Jack dies and resurrects himself, the end.

It's like seeing a building strapped with explosives that don't have any fuses yet. We know what's going to happen, we just don't really know when..

PS. Season 5's WAY too kill-happy and it's starting to not make sense anymore..

PPS. Where the hell is Mike Novick*, really?? It's like he's always in the right place at the most opportune of times, then he's nowhere to be found for several hours.. If we don't see any sign of Mike Novick I'm gonna call him The Sorrow from now on.

*Provided he doesn't get fuckin shot

[Azrael]

My only guess as to what happened to Mike is, with all the "terrorist" activity apparently resolved....he went to sleep/home. It is pretty late after all.

I think the season has picked up in the recent weeks but by 24 standards it's still pretty low. I still rank S2, S3, and S4 above S5...I'm not sure about S1, I haven't seen it in ages and can't really make a fair call.

[white shadow]

BTW did anyone read Foxtrot in their newspapers today? It's pretty darn funny.:lol:

On a side note, is there any other means* (*non-torrent means) of getting the 24 seasons other than the DVD? I was about to purchase season 1 today and the price listed was $79.99! Granted, I wasn't expecting it to be cheap but $79.99 seems pretty steep for one season.

[box]

BTW did anyone read Foxtrot today in their newspapers today? It's pretty darn funny.:lol:

On a side note, is there any other means* (*non-torrent means) of getting the 24 seasons other than the DVD? I was about to purchase season 1 today and the price listed was $79.99! Granted, I wasn't expecting it to be cheap but $79.99 seems pretty steep for one season.

Wow. 79.99 is quite steep.

You should check out www.amazon.com. They have Season 1 for for around 34 dollars. Or you could get seasons 1-4 for 200.

[Roxie]

from Postsecret.com (http://postsecret.blogspot.com/#113812776044182646)

Even lesbians would do Jack. (http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/994/593/400/2fer.jpg)

[Autocrat1]

BTW did anyone read Foxtrot today in their newspapers today? It's pretty darn funny.:lol:
YEP :lol: (http://img418.imageshack.us/img418/7156/ft0604170hk.gif)

This joke is funny to those who don't even watch as well...

....or read Foxtrot...

[Saiyajin11]

10 more minutes until its on :)

[Autocrat1]

WTF Heihachi QCF+2 To Tha Face?!?!

[PimpC]

damn....i didn't know that the secretary was such a beast.

[white shadow]

Man and to think I trusted the Secretary.

[GeoG2]

Audrey's dad is temporarily a tier above Jack, for the time being.

[Autocrat1]

OH there's Mike....

[Roxie]

Mike Novick is now named THE BLACK DOG.

Cause once he sinks his teeth in, he does not let go!

woah! 1 Billion Chinese are still in the picture!!

[GeoG2]

Pussident is sweating hard... ha.

God I can't wait till he gets knocked.

I'm going to cheer like it was National Porn Day.

[Roxie]

Chloe is the shit this season!

[GeoG2]

Holy hell, somebody screengrab Logan's facial expression after Martha left. Pleeeeeease?

[Autocrat1]

SOMEBODY'S GETTING FUCKING SHOT

Where's Mike? has now became Where's Curtis?

(Probably getting his ass beat by the cops at a local 7 Eleven due to the martial law)


HA! NO HANDSHAKE 4 U!!

[white shadow]

Man Bizzaro Cheney is back along with Pussident Logan in his sights!:cool:

[Ragetowersrage]

any one notice that if you line up the president, vice president and SOD, it would look like some wierd evolutionary chart.

but it has to go Prez VP SOD

EDIT: "Hey guys lets hide behind this tanker of jet fuel while Bauer shoots at us"

[GeoG2]

Hahaaaa... and you bitches thought Jack was better then Robocop.

STFU.

He is the almighty unmovable tier until he dies.

[Autocrat1]

That was...a lot of fucking split-screens :rofl:

[regulate]

Fuck, this shit is getting deep. You know though, it makes me think about this presadency.

[DaFlipMastaXV]

So I wasn't really paying attention, how did Chloe get to Bill's?

[KrassHole]

So I wasn't really paying attention, how did Chloe get to Bill's?


She drove her own car.

[LimeGreenPatato]

Jacks going to have to use the Healing Touch to save audreys ass

[Saiyajin11]

Hmm.........intresting episode.....

[lonewolf6465]

I dont even know what to say about tonight's episode. My god.. so much crazy shit just happened... what is going on.

[Herny]

Man, I knew Jack was gonna shoot that oil tank!
Time Crisis style.....+3000 pts

[Million]

ah, The Audrey is safe...for now...with some rage meter building for next episode...

even when bleeding like a stuck pig, she's still absolutely gorgeous.

[Wellman]

Man this episode was the most insane in a while. I mean a lot of shit happened that was hilarious but... I can't find words.

The things that stuck with me most though were 1) First Lady seducing Aaron, I mean they hinted at it but damn that woman uses her God given talents well. 2) Chloe robbing Miles and then punking S.A.M girl out in the hallway.

Also another random person Jack meets and teams up with that dies... seriously you MUST be blessed to survive teaming up with Jack.

[Autocrat1]

The first thing that crossed my mind when Chloe snatched Miles card was "dogtags."

Then I remembered, Logan = Solidus

Coincidence?! :wtf:


Bill, Chloe, Wayne (Curtis optional) = House Party Of Five

[RockBogart]

WE WANT CURTIS

WE WANT CURTIS

WE WANT CURTIS


Wayne's gotta leave the country, and Jack can't tema up with anyone else or they're getting shot. Jack can't deal with Henderson and his boys alone. He needs the UNR/UNS assist. Shit, Black people are the only ones who can out with Jack AND NOT GET SHOT. If Palmer rolled with Jack he probabbaly wouldnt get poped

[Onslaught2000]

Also another random person Jack meets and teams up with that dies... seriously you MUST be blessed to survive teaming up with Jack.

Either be blessed, or just be good at not being shot!

And damn, this epiode was damn intense, and the previews only make it even worse. I don't think I can wait another week for another hour! Dammit, and there is still 4 more hours left after that.

[Autocrat1]

I don't think I can wait another week for another hour! Dammit, and there is still 4 more hours left after that.
5 more hours after next week...

[RockBogart]

Either be blessed, or just be good at not being shot!

And damn, this epiode was damn intense, and the previews only make it even worse. I don't think I can wait another week for another hour! Dammit, and there is still 4 more hours left after that.


Blessed or black

[abacabb]

Wait when the First Lady was supposed to meet Aaron by the barn wat happened? I had to take a dump.

[box]

Pretty good episode tonight.

Some stuff was gay though... like Chloe stealing the guy's key card and escaping.

Also now that Henderson has the recording... why doesn't he just destroy the darn thing? Problem solved right there.

[Autocrat1]

Wait when the First Lady was supposed to meet Aaron by the barn wat happened? I had to take a dump.
She called Aaron and as soon as she BEEPED HIM 911 a phone near her rang. She picked it up and it displayed "Martha Logan" as the caller, which means Aaron is M.I.A. :sweat:

[P@nToM]

I really liked this episode. Alot of action, great advance in the story and a good set-up for the next episode(as usual).

[Victron]

Helen is an idiot... lots of what ifs he if just went straight to the attorney general and ended it right there

[Etcetera]

Ok, a few concerns.
First, is it that hard to make a COPY of that fucking recording. I am pretty sure jack could have sent someone to some 24 hour store like walmart or whatever to pick up the gear to make copies.
And second, granted Jack is the baddest motherfucka on the planet, but do his adverseries have to make it so easy for him. WTF, Jack is giving off shots, you have him out numbered and decide to take cover where.... not the chopper you just landed in not the truck that was there (I think, gonna have to rewatch) hell, would have been safer out in the open. But NO, "come on guys lets all hang out by this fuel tank, this is sure to be a safe..." BOOM

[Magnetro]

Wow. That was crazy! One of the better episodes this season! Charles is getting inside my head!

[Pained Auron]

logan needs to die

[JALbert]

+100 points to anyone YTMNDing "THIS COUNTRY HAS NO INTEGRITY"

[Vanilla]

Seriously, where is Curtis?

[J-ride]

What we need is to have THE CURTIS and PP team up with Jack, and have the reformation of a new, badder, blacker, team psycho!!

[Sweevo]

That Logan-Robocop recording was on an Olympus WS-310M digital voice recorder. I have one of those bad boys :wink:

Link --> http://www.olympus.co.uk/consumer/2581_WS-310M.htm

[darthJones]

Anyone know where I can get a scope (monocular) like the one that Jack keeps pulling out of the Jack Sack (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002A6UUW/qid=1138699126/sr=8-8/ref=pd_bbs_8/102-1560106-4628925?n=507846&v=glance)? I want one of those.

[AdverseSolutions]

anyone else think it was ridiculously out of character for the senator to clock Jack like that? didn't jack save his life MULTIPLE times?

[Galactic]

So the recording Jack gave to Robocop, is that thing gonna Go Go Gadget explode like the one he gave to Ze German?

Also, where's Montel? Is he just sleeping in Bill's house? Or did Bill kill him and is Kill Bill gonna kill Chloe next?

Kill Bill is the traitor! I'm calling it!

Black Jack is gonna have to take him out. And that crazy sexual harassment bitch got TOLD by Chloe! That shit was funny as hell!

Apparently these highly trained soldiers have never played a video game before... You NEVER take cover near any explosive materials... That's such a brain fart. That's like me deciding to take cover behind a smoking red metal barrel with a huge toxic sign on it.

And what was with the neck chop?

^_-;

[white shadow]

Did anyone else notice how much Chloe was looking like Jack jr. in her little get up and her Jack laptop shoulderbag?

LMAO @ Rockbogart for the brilliant insight, UNS/ANJ 4 LIFE!!!:cool:

I have to admit Henderson's tactics are freaking raw, damn these good writers.:wasted:


And those "professional" soldiers were retarded, I saw the tanker exploding a mile away although....


Fun Fact: Tankers like those are reinforced to ensure that they don't explode by gunfire, even if they are punctured by a high powered rifle, but since it's Bauer doing the shooting I guess it's realistic. ^_^!

[RockBogart]

I recognize the recorder too. Used to selel a lot of them at Radioshack. AND MOST DONT HAVE MEMORY CARDS

[King9999]

I think Heller did the neck chop on Bauer so it would be easier to restrain him. Bauer probably would have resisted arrest otherwise.

How about that Aegis Reflector wall combo on that guard, eh? :)

[KrassHole]

Fun Fact: Tankers like those are reinforced to ensure that they don't explode by gunfire, even if they are punctured by a high powered rifle, but since it's Bauer doing the shooting I guess it's realistic. ^_^!


Bauer can pinpoint and accurately shoot the weak spot of the tanker.

[YellowS4]

Lol I was wondering what if Bill is a fucken mole. The S.A.M got cockblocked by Chloe into the whole psychiatric eval card. What a beast Chloe is.

Great ep, Heller mowed down Jack then got backstabbed. What is up w/Pierce missing and Gardner / Mike scheming shit.

[Black Deniro]

Hm...CTU is now operating out of Bucanan's house.

[PimpC]

this ep was the shit.....at the end when the prez was about to cry then when straight gangsta was the shit......robocop is vicious......and the previews for next week make me want a time machine. I would just go in time a week at a time to watch 24 eps. and serious WHERE THE FUCK IS CURTIS, I just since wayne is gone they can bring back the other black guy....and Novack's excuse "I was working on something else" or whatever was some bullshit son.

[AdverseSolutions]

Triple P hates season 5 LOL. http://featuresblogs.chicagotribune.com/entertainment_tv/2006/04/evan_katz.html

[AdverseSolutions]

jack bauer will fucking murder you

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/personalidades/atores/kiefer-sutherland/kiefer-sutherland01.jpg

or give you a lapdance

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/entertainers/actors/kiefer-sutherland/kiefer-mit-bra.jpg

[Septimus Prime]

Will we see more of Kim?

“No.”
:rofl: :tup:

[Magnetro]

:rofl: :tup:
agreed x 1000:tup:

[Defective]

Robocop won the episode tonight with his 1337 tactix. I hope he survives the day because he's an awesome villian. What better adversary is there for Bauer other than his former master? When they finally have their battle it needs to be epic like Anakin/Obi-Wan.

Meanwhile Chloe is becoming godlike. She's taking her mastery of the computer realm and is starting to apply it to normal life. They'd better hit her with nerf bat before this happens or she'll bring new meaning to the word "broken."

[Etcetera]

Anyone know where I can get a scope (monocular) like the one that Jack keeps pulling out of the Jack Sack (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002A6UUW/qid=1138699126/sr=8-8/ref=pd_bbs_8/102-1560106-4628925?n=507846&v=glance)? I want one of those.
Anyone else find it funny that under 'Customers who bought this item also bought'... they also have these (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002Y2JYY/ref=pd_sim_a_3/104-6280729-3877501?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=1036592)

[Ragetowersrage]

Anyone know where I can get a scope (monocular) like the one that Jack keeps pulling out of the Jack Sack (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002A6UUW/qid=1138699126/sr=8-8/ref=pd_bbs_8/102-1560106-4628925?n=507846&v=glance)? I want one of those.

Someone needs to write a review on that bag as Jack Bauer.

Bauer v Robocop is like an old school kung fu battle. Master teaches student, then student must kill the master.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/customer-images/B0002A6UUW/ref=cm_ciu_pdp_images_2/104-9880783-5815913?%5Fencoding=UTF8&s=apparel&index=2#gallery

^^^ Best image on the site

[RockBogart]

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0060842245/sr=8-7/qid=1145404380/ref=pd_bbs_7/002-6130479-6366443?%5Fencoding=UTF8
im thinking of picking it up plus the others i saw

[JALbert]

Anyone else find it funny that under 'Customers who bought this item also bought'... they also have these (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0002Y2JYY/ref=pd_sim_a_3/104-6280729-3877501?%5Fencoding=UTF8&v=glance&n=1036592)

Reviewer: Melody X "star of the DVD 'NEW SÉX' & the eBook '9 Free Secrets...'" (The New SexNow Studio in Beverly Hills, CA) - See all my reviews
Put on a pair of these Aviator glasses and I'll climb into your cockpit anytime!

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[Autocrat1]

I don't know what happened to "The Unit" thread but since it should be really called "24 Purgatory" I'll post another dead 24 homie appearance.

Richard Walsh from Season 1 is playing some old cranky dude. I swear, I don't think this shit is a coincidence. Palmer, Walsh, and the Chinese counsel Hahn have been on here so far, and probably someone else I'm forgetting.

Don't be surprised if Tony or Chase joins The Unit lol.

[MagnuScruB]

He was just submitting his resognation.

what?!

LOLAUGHTEROLLSERVBOT


why didnt he just show the VP the document the pres was just about to sign?! STUPID

[Onslaught2000]

5 more hours after next week...

Even better! :tup: I could'nt remember what hour the day started on, I was thinking 6 for some odd reason.

why didnt he just show the VP the document the pres was just about to sign?! STUPID

Lollerskates!:lol:

[Etcetera]

For any of the arrested development fans, I just rewatched the last episode and was wondering do you think they were trying to shows the Bluths some love?

AD: http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/5991/000064sm9eh.jpg
24: http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/9416/snapshot20060418194303bmp8kv.jpg

[white shadow]

For any of the arrested development fans, I just rewatched the last episode and was wondering do you think they were trying to shows the Bluths some love?

AD: http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/5991/000064sm9eh.jpg
24: http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/9416/snapshot20060418194303bmp8kv.jpg
TOO GOOD!!!:clap:

[LimeGreenPatato]

Lol I was wondering what if Bill is a fucken mole. The S.A.M got cockblocked by Chloe into the whole psychiatric eval card. What a beast Chloe is.

Great ep, Heller mowed down Jack then got backstabbed. What is up w/Pierce missing and Gardner / Mike scheming shit.


I think aaron went missing and left his cell phone there on purpose to get the first lady to start looking into shit herself.

The presdent was with heller...how would he ever know aaron was going to talk to his wife, unless he had someone watching him....but it seems unlikely to me.

[Magnetro]

For any of the arrested development fans, I just rewatched the last episode and was wondering do you think they were trying to shows the Bluths some love?

AD: http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/5991/000064sm9eh.jpg
24: http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/9416/snapshot20060418194303bmp8kv.jpg

Nice! :tup:

[Kuja]

Anyone remember my post where i said i saw them film stuff and a white thing exploding? Yeah, that was the oil tanker that jack blew up.

[jchensor]

Anyone remember my post where i said i saw them film stuff and a white thing exploding? Yeah, that was the oil tanker that jack blew up.

The funny thing is that is exactly what I was thinking when I saw that happen. Well, that and "Dude! Jack just went Resident Evil on those guys!!"

- James

[PimpC]

all i know is that bauer is on leno and i'm enjoying this.....even though it's mainly about the sentential.......even though it reall is just 24......he says that the main difference is that bauer plays by his own rules and hi sentential character plays by the books and shit....fuck that

eidt: i just saw keifer clapping and i noticed that for the rest of his life no matter what he does, he is bauer....like this kids movie he's gonna do where he's the lion looking for his son or some shit like that all i can think about is bauer looking for kim season 1.......bauer is just a beast.....i actually have dreams about working with bauer, but that kinda comes from my C.I.A. obsession.

[YellowS4]

Haha, yeah I just finished watching Bauer on Leno too. Who cares about that girl on now, more Bauer!

[LimeGreenPatato]

Leno should ask him what he's got against christmas trees, and being sober at 9 in the morning.

[Calibur]

Any good sites for uploading old season 5 episodes?

[D-Force]

Jack needs to hurry up and deal with Robocop so he can OHKO the Pussident with a crouching fierce.

[J-ride]

Any good sites for uploading old season 5 episodes?

www.tvtorrents.com

You have to register and then go to the show 24 and they are all there.

[Taito]

Any good sites for uploading old season 5 episodes?
Mininova, Torrentspy, Isohunt.

[Taito]

FOX wants you to choose the S5 DVD boxart:

http://www.foxhome.com/24survey/choose.html

If you don't pick the first one, you are wrong.

[Azrael]

You're right, #1 blows the others away.

It just captures the carnage that was S5 so well.

[Roxie]

I dunno..I kinda like the last one.

[YellowS4]

Went w/#1. 5 reminds me of Res Evil :S

or IS RE lol. Eventhough I ranked that as 2nd best

[Geese Pants]

#1 is just chaotic...........

[angryliberal]

number 1 is awesome, and number 5 is very well designed, but the rest suck. #3 looks like the seaosn 3 box...i picked number 1...

[Ryu1999]

#3 is just wrong b/c it makes it look like Tony was actually in this season :(

*Thanks Roxie

[Roxie]

That's number 3, dude!

[Taito]

#3 is just wrong b/c it makes it look like Tony was actually in this season :(

*Thanks Roxie
That's actually the Region 3 (Europe) boxart for Season 4.. why the hell they're giving the US sloppy seconds on the boxart is beyond me..

I actually like the second boxart (keeps the ongoing 'wake up with the Jack!' boxart theme of the whole series) but they need to get rid of the other little pictures.. anyway that was my second pick..

[King9999]

I guess nobody likes #4...

Haha, yeah, #5 is too Leon Kennedy-ish.

What do you guys think of the thinpack? I like the digipack better.

[Taito]

I'm all for progress and the old boxes are too bulky. Smaller boxsets FTW

The fourth box is way too damn bright, it looks like a Hyper Combo Finish.

[Autocrat1]

I picked the first one, digipack.

I felt that Season 6 on up should have different packaging, since everyone Jack knows ain't around anymore. So I'd rather they keep the packaging style the same for Season 5, as a "farewell" so to speak.

[voodazz]

I guess I'm the only one who likes number four.
I also like the digipack.

[D-Force]

Number 1, digipack for me. I felt it captured the mood the best.

[Pained Auron]

next week on 24 follow the adventures of JACK-QAEDA

[regulate]

next week on 24 follow the adventures of JACK-QAEDA
thats exactly what i was thinking! and, Hellers sepukuu was top tier!

[YellowS4]

Lol quite a few posts got purged rather than just the multi posts =\

Audrey looked fucken tasty this episode, Val is too good!

[Hunter D]

lol at Henderson's failed mindtrick on Audrey. Jack is a covert op beast. Bauer puts Snake and Fischer to same. Bauer got some Darkman tier disguise skills.

[Ragetowersrage]

lol at Henderson's failed mindtrick on Audrey. Jack is a covert op beast. Bauer puts Snake and Fischer to same. Bauer got some Darkman tier disguise skills.

Hell yea dude. I saw him put up his hood and grab a few bags then walk up the ramp. I was like

"what the hell was that! He coulda done a better job with just a cardboard box"

Guess he wanted to blend in with the bagage

EDIT: I went and looked up that movie "The Wild" to find out who Keifer played and shit. In the trivia there was this:

"Kiefer Sutherland had to practice roaring like a lion. Instead of doing it in his home with his two daughters around, he practiced in his car driving on the freeway, completely unaware of a woman in the next lane watching him."

Nothing would scare the crap out of me more than seeing Jack fucking Bauer driving next to me, let alone seeing him Roaring!

[white shadow]

Curtis DARKNESS stealth was the shit!!! :cool:

As my homeboy Rockbogart said, "Everybody got shot!!!":rock:

[BEWD]

Hell yea dude. I saw him put up his hood and grab a few bags then walk up the ramp. I was like

"what the hell was that! He coulda done a better job with just a cardboard box"

Guess he wanted to blend in with the bagage

EDIT: I went and looked up that movie "The Wild" to find out who Keifer played and shit. In the trivia there was this:

"Kiefer Sutherland had to practice roaring like a lion. Instead of doing it in his home with his two daughters around, he practiced in his car driving on the freeway, completely unaware of a woman in the next lane watching him."

Nothing would scare the crap out of me more than seeing Jack fucking Bauer driving next to me, let alone seeing him Roaring!


Your car would probably explode from the intensity of Bauer's roar.

[Autocrat1]

Eh lost my posts so I'll be short this time:

-I wonder if Graham will get his arm blown off. Or chopped off by a helicopter. Or Jack piloting a helicopter into him. Or...

-JACK'S ON A PLANE :rofl:

Hope it's not with The Chinese and/or Germans. Even though I forgot to pay attention to the flags on that limo...

-24 Season 5 is official Metal Gear Solid: The Series

Jack = Solid Snake
Wayne = Raiden
Buchanan = Colonel Campbell
Chloe = Otacon
Martha = Naomi Hunter
Aaron = Grey Fox
Curtis = The Ninja (yes there's a difference here lol)
Audrey = Meryl
Mike = Kenneth Baker
Veep Gardner = The DARPA Chief
Hayes = The Boss
Miles = Johnny Sasaki
Henderson = Liquid Snake
Bierko = Revolver Ocelot
Logan = Solidus
Graham & Co. = The Patriots
Diane = Nastasha :rofl:

[RedTide]

the flags were british I think.

[white shadow]

the flags were british I think.
And the British were in control of ONE BILLION CHINESE a few years back! It all makes sense now!!! :wow:

j/k :razzy:

[m121akuma]

Snip
I'd actually label Henderson as "The Boss"/"Big Boss" (depending on Metal Gear timeline), considering that he's Jack's former mentor.

I had the Patriots connection the moment I saw them.

[Shaft Agent]

Eh lost my posts so I'll be short this time:

-I wonder if Graham will get his arm blown off. Or chopped off by a helicopter. Or Jack piloting a helicopter into him. Or...
maybe Graham will shoot off ROBOCOP'S arm, then drive his car into a toxic waste trashcan, exit the vehicle, start melting, and then RED FORMAN from That 70's Show will run him over with his car which violently explodes him; just like in the original Robocop:wonder:

[Yumi Saotome]

There were actually three cars and the flags were British, French and German. The Germans may have their revenge yet.

[regulate]

shit just went international.

[RockBogart]

Curtis got called on like Captain Planet.

[Black Deniro]

My goodness...there's a black man behind day 5's events.

[Autocrat1]

Too Good!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEFtatwP9Ic

[regulate]

Too Good!:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEFtatwP9Ic

midly entertaining.

[D-Force]

Just when I thought the Pussident couldn't get any worse, lo and behold, he's being controlled behind the scenes by a Stephen Saunders-wannabe. I really want Jack to punch a hole through him now.

Coming next season: 24: Jack versus The World!! Place your bets!!

[voodazz]

Holy shit! Jack's gone Al Qaeda on some eurotrash scumbags!! :rock:

[King9999]

Just when I thought the Pussident couldn't get any worse, lo and behold, he's being controlled behind the scenes by a Stephen Saunders-wannabe. I really want Jack to punch a hole through him now.

Coming next season: 24: Jack versus The World!! Place your bets!!

I vote we call the new guy VERIZON GUY.

[J-ride]

We should call Jack on the plane higher Jack, or Hi-Jack for short. Seriously, though this season has been so slow and now its just BALLS TO THE FUCKING WALL. OH SHIT!!

[Saiyajin11]

Bauer puts Snake and Fischer to same.


Ehh....not too sure on that one...ESP. saying that Jack is better than (Naked) or (Solid) Snake :)

[Hunter D]

Ehh....not too sure on that one...ESP. saying that Jack is better than (Naked) or (Solid) Snake :)
I think you're in the wrong thread.

[Wellman]

My goodness...there's a black man behind day 5's events.

I know, shame that he appears to be the weak link of the Patriots group.

I should have known that there would be a shadow group, THERE IS ALWAYS a shadow group pulling strings behind the scenes. Although seriously I liked the new villian's speech about doubt. It gave him more character than some previous villians got.

Another 24 season, another rich white guy behind everything.

[LimeGreenPatato]

Seriously kiefer is taking over tv. I can't go 2 minutes without hearing his voice on another comericial. I know he's doing ford for sure, and i just saw another one for the NHL. And maybe they were just different ford commericals, but i've heard his voice in 5 different commericals tonight.

[Herny]

I vote we call the new guy VERIZON GUY.

That guy looks like he designs furnitures for IKEA! Let's call him the IKEA guy. Even the office was filled with IKEA products

[Draeger]

Does anybody else on this thread watch ER?

When I saw Emil (or Dr. Romano on ER) I was like, "Man, he went from being an asshole doctor to asshole terrorist."

Whatever happened to the guy that was going to make a End of Evangelion-esque music video for this season?

[maelstrom218]

Wow, so all you have to do to infiltrate a highly-guarded diplomatic flight is to. . .put on a hoodie, carry two bags of luggage, and just walk surreptitiously onto the plane? Holy flying ****, Solid Snake's got nothing on Jack Bauer. :rofl:

That, or Jack's got one of those Lothlorien cloaks with +5 invisibility.

[Septimus Prime]

Wow, so all you have to do to infiltrate a highly-guarded diplomatic flight is to. . .put on a hoodie, carry two bags of luggage, and just walk surreptitiously onto the plane? Holy flying ****, Solid Snake's got nothing on Jack Bauer. :rofl:

That, or Jack's got one of those Lothlorien cloaks with +5 invisibility.
Well, you'd have to be Jack Bauer, too, so it's not like just anyone can do it.

[regulate]

does anyone have the ctu ringtone?

[J-ride]

^ I have it on my cell, and I might still have it on my back-up HD, Ill check when I get home.

[Roxie]

oh, yay!!

[Infinity Plus]

Oh man. I just bought the other 3 box sets (I already had season 3). My life feels so much closer to being complete.

PS: While in boot camp, one of my instructor's last name was "Sotherland". He introduced himself saying "I am Petty Officer Sotherland, as in Kiefer or Donald". I felt like it was a sign. Like Bauer was out there someone, giving me his blessing. He even had the same hoarse voice and "take no shit" attitude. It was awesome.

[J-ride]

I checked and my CTU ringtone did not make it out of my computer crash. If you looked around I'm sure you can find it, the thing is though that I got this ringtone from this thread, so someone on here has it.

[white shadow]

Oh man. I just bought the other 3 box sets (I already had season 3). My life feels so much closer to being complete.

PS: While in boot camp, one of my instructor's last name was "Sotherland". He introduced himself saying "I am Petty Officer Sotherland, as in Kiefer or Donald". I felt like it was a sign. Like Bauer was out there someone, giving me his blessing. He even had the same hoarse voice and "take no shit" attitude. It was awesome.
It's actually "Sutherland."

[lonewolf6465]

I checked and my CTU ringtone did not make it out of my computer crash. If you looked around I'm sure you can find it, the thing is though that I got this ringtone from this thread, so someone on here has it.

IM me for it.

[Roxie]

I think this is the episode the earlier poster saw taped in his neighborhood.

Woe unto the man who sayeth "Nay" to Jack Bauer

Also, DO NOT bug a woman when she's say she's busy. You might get your ass tazed.

[RockBogart]

the pilots got balls i give him that

[Roxie]

HOLY SHIT!!
She tazed him AGAIN!!:wow:

I'm the only one who can fly this--*BAM* :rofl: :rofl: That had me rollin'

[CapMaster]

Chloe stungunning the guy twice was fantastic.

All Jack did was whoop people's ass this episode. Someone make a gif of that elbow shot.

...Could the plane get shot down and land in Asia?

[Million]

Jack's Double Dragon Elbow to the Air Marshal was a thing of beauty. That's definitely animated avatar material there.

...and really, folks...does the visual of someone getting tazed to hell ever get stale? I don't think so. It's always great.

[RockBogart]

Jack's just didnt give a fuck tonight

[Autocrat1]

Still laughing at Chloe hitting Start after the K.O. for another Lightning Attack :rofl:

[Evil Morrigan]

Oh man I was so stoked to see Miguel Alvarez from Oz. It's kinda weird seeing him as an enforcer of the law, especially since he is probably best known for his Inmate character.

I hope he plays a bigger role next episode. :bgrin:

[white shadow]

This is by far my favorite episode this season for these reasons:

-Jack stealth elbow on Air Marshall :rofl:

-Jack 3 punch combo on random Omicron worker. :nunchuck:

-Chloe tazin'....

-....x2!!!:clap:

-Terrorist pilot "I'm the only one who can land this.... Auuugh!!!: ownage by Jack Bauer. :cool:

-Damn did anyone else see Bizarro Dick Vheney's face when Pussident Logan was ranting about Jack being the puppeteer? His unconvinced look was just Priceless!!!:rofl:


He might get killed.:sad:

[Autocrat1]

You know, I was re-watching the four-hour ORGASMARWANSMIRK that is A&E's 24 Monday Marathons, and I thought about how they always showed all the major and minor players involved in the previous seasons. After Behrooz, which was eventually shown on the DVD, there's been a lot of unexplained or oft-forgotten disappearances of some characters.

They showed the episodes where Jack was looking for Syed Ali after he faked his death ("I GOT THE CYANIDE!!!") to THE MASON'S heroic exit, and everyone relevant was shown, including Stanton and the agent who Palmer told to torture him.

Tonight, and this season in general, is ignoring a lot of people.


Where's Curtis?

Where's Audrey?

Where's Gardner?

Where's Bierko?

Where's er...crazy CTU bitch?

Where's Henderson?

Where's Aaron?! Seriously, I know that nigga escaped from President Pussy's Men In Black Tights.

Where's Wayne?

Where's.....Heller?! :rofl:


I know martial law is still in effect, but all of those people are obviously exempt from that. DAMMIT WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME TO JAM THEM ALL INTO 4 EPISODES WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME TELL ME WHERE THEY ARE NOW!!!


P.S. Where's The Chinese?! :lol:

[Wellman]

SNIP

Yeah, I was just thinking that outside of Chloe, there isn't much of a supporting cast any more.

Heller? As in Audrey's pop and Secretary of Defense?





If you saw last episode, then you know where is :sad: .

[Autocrat1]

If you saw last episode, then you know where is :sad: .
For some reason, I don't believe he literally swam with the fishes. I personally think Heller is a shark or some type of prototype human-fish, so having gills means he survived dat shyt.

That also explains Audrey's flat face and his gay son, who acted very "fishy" last season.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[/doubt and bullshit rant]

:lol:

[Magnetro]

JACK'S ON A PLANE!!

lol the guy was just getting up from being tazed!

Very good episode.

[Pained Auron]

jack beasting on that pilot was greatness

[Autocrat1]

24) Chloe O'Brian

Special Moves:
Grumpy Face
Sarcastic Ass-Kissing
Sarcastic Feelings
Dodgy Stiles
Ignore List
Threats For Lower Beings
Bossier Than Boss
Constipated Ostrich Power Walk

Super Moves:
AK-47 Overdrive
Palmer Assassin's Pleasure Pistol
ID Card: Tails > Miles
Taser Trojan [LEVEL 3]

[Defective]

Holy shit! Jack can Zaneiken like no other! Doing it better than FF1 Andy B! This dude is totally broken!

[Shaft Agent]

i sure hope Chloe didn't kill that guy... but if she did, that would be funny.

[Herny]

24) Chloe O'Brian

Special Moves:
Grumpy Face
Sarcastic Ass-Kissing
Sarcastic Feelings
Dodgy Stiles
Ignore List
Threats For Lower Beings
Bossier Than Boss
Constipated Ostrich Power Walk

Super Moves:
AK-47 Overdrive
Palmer Assassin's Pleasure Pistol
ID Card: Tails > Miles
Taser Trojan [LEVEL 3]

Dont forget the Coffee Spill

[Roxie]

And the Double Tazz

[mastermind]

http://www.nathantsui.com/anigif/24/24s5-20_orly.gif

[subzero44]

best line:
"fly the plane or I'll put a bullet in your head"

[Black Deniro]

This episode sucked.

[J-ride]

Someone PLEASE make me an avatar of Jack elbowing that Air Marshal in the face, THAT WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME.

Edit: Make it premium size, pls because I am about to get another premium account.

[nothingxs]

the O RLY CHOLE is quite possibly the most top tier thing in existence, ever (bar Jack Bauer himself).

[Infinity Plus]

It's actually "Sutherland."
His last name was spelled with an "O".

[Fin.K.M]

Did anyone else think of Commando and maybe True Lies when Jack knocked the air marshal out?

"Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired."

[Night]

Did anyone else think of Commando and maybe True Lies when Jack knocked the air marshal out?

"Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired."

Yep, that's exactly what I thought at first too!

[Autocrat1]

Originally posted by President Palmer
*holds knife to jabroni's face like Jack did Cummings*

"Two nostrils...

Two ears...

Two eyes...

Do you know who's in charge here?!"
OH FUCK NIGGA!!!!

THE UNIT OWNS YOUR SOUL!!!!

ARE YOU IN GOOD MUTHAFUCKIN' HANDS?!?!?

EDIT: OHHHHH FUCKK!!!!!! STINGER MISSILE!!!!!! HOLY SHITTTTT!!!11

[Shaft Agent]

lol i saw that too. Palmer beasts that show :tup:

[King9999]

Someone PLEASE make me an avatar of Jack elbowing that Air Marshal in the face, THAT WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME.

Edit: Make it premium size, pls because I am about to get another premium account.

I don't know the maximum size for Premium, but I made a GIF. Do what you want with it.
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d146/King9999/Jack_Elbow3.gif


I made a version for my own avatar, but as you can see it's been heavily edited.

[DarkGiygas]

ill make a prem size one later tonight

[Taito]

The music at the beginning was ripped EXACTLY outta Metal Gear Solid.. as in if I wasn't looking at the TV I'd think it was the game playing..

[Autocrat1]

WTF BUMP :mad:

I hope Curtis don't get capped!

[regulate]

Bierko is goin into overtime!! omg, another sepukku?

[Autocrat1]

Sounds like suicide muzak!!!!!

EDIT: OH FUCK MILES PROWER TO THE ANTI-AIR ASSIST RESCUE :mad:

[Kouga]

OH MY GOD.

I totally thought that Logan was going to kill himself.

Crazy.

[nothingxs]

MILES 2 DA RESCUE!

WHAT! WHAT!

Fucking Logan gets to live another day. :rofl:

[DaFlipMastaXV]

I'm glad logan didnt bite the dust. That way Jack can shoot his ass himself

[white shadow]

The thought of Pussident Logan actually commiting suicide disgusts me, only Bauer/Curtis/Montel deserve that honor to take his disgustingly worthless life!!!:mad:


And also I'm pissed that after Bauer's hard work the Pussy has a lapdog... no lapbitch to take down the entire opration!!! MOFO probably stuffed the taped anally.:annoy::mad::tdown:

:lame:

[subzero44]

I'm glad logan didnt bite the dust. That way Jack can shoot his ass himself
couldn't agree more, I was thinkin while watching that I want the last ep to be a gunfight b/w jack and that bitch logan

[Autocrat1]

*********PREVIEW SPOILER*************












I KNEW AARON WAS FUCKIN' CHILLIN' AND SHIT CONTEMPLATING WHAT HE'S GOING TO DO DURING HIS PIERCING VENGEANCE AGAINST PREZ PUSSY INNA MINUTE











*********PREVIEW SPOILER END*************


3 hours left...one last 1-hour cocktease until the 2-hour orgasmic finale...

The Patriots/Bierko/Henderson/Chinese/Germans/HOEgan/Miles Prower vs. Jack/Chloe/Audrey/Curtis/Bill/Karen/Shari?/Mikey Mike/Aqua Teen Heller Force

[Million]

That son of a bitch probably held a magnet or something next to the thing to screw up the recording....see, I knew he was a douchebag from the start. Some people just have that look...that natural "I'm a huge douche." look...he's one of them. I bet he was the type to always take names and tell the teacher who was "being bad" back in elementary school.

Audrey looked so damn hot on the hospital bed...especially when she arched her back to get more comfortable...she looks ready to receive some serious pokin' straight up her ass. Jack should've given her the Bauer Bone™ right there....eh, he only had 10 minutes to work it though....and she probably requires a little more than that...she deserves some quality, powerful sex.

[Victron]

I just wanna see that Pussy Logan shoothimself, but FUCKING MILES

Goddamn, Karen shouldn't have told him anything

[Etcetera]

FUCK FACE!!!!!!
I always hated that bitch and even more so now. He is going to get his ass killed, that is what that bitch ass nigga needs. Why the fuck are you going to run and tattle tell to the president like he is going to do you some favor for getting him out of this jam. Mother fuck killed an ex president and more and doesn't even give a shit, think he gives a fuck about this douchebag... shit he doesn't even deserve that title, this bitch is a enema.

[Septimus Prime]

I've been waiting for someone to cap Miles for half the season now. I hope he eats it real soon.

What do you guys think will happen to Graham and the guys who're really calling the shots? I'm thinking (hoping?) that they'll slowly get taken out over the next season or two.

[Etcetera]

What do you guys think will happen to Graham and the guys who're really calling the shots? I'm thinking (hoping?) that they'll slowly get taken out over the next season or two.
I am getting the feeling that we are going be be left REALLY wanting more, only 3 left and next episode Jack will just find out about the patriots. They aren't going anywhere, at least until next season.

[Defective]

Wow...I wish they wouldn't have went with the totally predictable Miles double cross. The only way the dude could've been a more obvious snake is to offer the bitch an apple.

"You must be joking."
-Nina Williams

[Septimus Prime]

I'm hoping that Miles is just a distraction from the real other traitor. I think it would be nuts if it turned out to be Bill or Catherine—or even Chloe!

Plus, if that's the case, they'll take Miles out quickly. I really don't like that guy.

[DaFlipMastaXV]

When I heard a callfrom CTU, I immediately thought Miles, then I thought "no way this is way too obvious, maybe it's the redhead, yes it has to be", then when it was Miles I was disappointed :( I guess fuckfaces will always be fuckfaces.

[white shadow]

When I heard a callfrom CTU, I immediately thought Miles, then I thought "no way this is way too obvious, maybe it's the redhead, yes it has to be", then when it was Miles I was disappointed :( I guess fuckfaces will always be fuckfaces.
Well sometimes the obvious is well, obvious. That ending was realistic IMO.:wonder:

[Night]

FUCK!!!

If I ever saw Miles on the street in real life, I'd beat his ass just for that!!!

[Onslaught2000]

Man, I knew from the beginning that he was'nt going to add anything good to the table, only mess things up. Only 3 hours left, they better be good! =D

[King9999]

So what's the deal with Bierko? Maybe he'll make it into next season, along with the LI-LA-LU-LE-LO.

[angryliberal]

ok, when exactly will ctu learn NOT to tranfer a suspect somewhere else? it never works...

[Geese Pants]

WTF is up with all these traitors on CTU? Is the pay just not good enough?

I hope Miles dies horribly...............I mean getting raped by a horse on viagra horribly.

[Etcetera]

ok, when exactly will ctu learn NOT to tranfer a suspect somewhere else? it never works...
Probably around the same time they upgrade their security and do better background checks.

[LimeGreenPatato]

Audrey looked so damn hot on the hospital bed...especially when she arched her back to get more comfortable...she looks ready to receive some serious pokin' straight up her ass. .


haha i was thinking the same thing.


Wtf is with this season and the bad guys being fucking bitches. I'm used to having the most hardcore motherfuckers trying to blow up la. Now we got these two little pussies that would shit their pants if jack even looked at them. It makes me angry every time they are on screen, i will be so pissed if jack doesn't kill both of them

[axeman61]

I'm very, very sorry, but what the hell happened? I just watched a commercial and it hinted the President was a traitor or something.

[Night]

haha i was thinking the same thing.


Wtf is with this season and the bad guys being fucking bitches. I'm used to having the most hardcore motherfuckers trying to blow up la. Now we got these two little pussies that would shit their pants if jack even looked at them. It makes me angry every time they are on screen, i will be so pissed if jack doesn't kill both of them


FUCK I KNOW.

Even thinking about that guy's pussy face makes me wanna punch the computer monitor right now. I hope someone esp. Jack kills that fucker's ass and I'm even rooting for a chance that BIERKO might somehow find his way to president and kill him since he's obviously pissed and probably doesn't even know about the president being connected.

FUCK, someone had better die in the next few hours...

[voodazz]

DAMMIT!!! My vcr fucked up and I missed this episode!!! Fuckity fuck fuck FUCK!! My only hope is to get ahold of my friend and pray that he recorded the show.

SHIIIIIT!

[Azrael]

Brother voodazz, torrent that shit down.

GOD DAMN the last 5 minutes of this show were tense as hell! The whole time I kept thinking "He isn't really going to do it...the writers have pushed a lot of envelopes but they wouldn't have a standing Prez off himself on camera...would they? He can't! He won't? He should!"

Then he pulls out the FUCKIN LIQUOR BOTTLE and I was like "FUCK! Get on with it!"

You know what though, this was way too obvious. It was obvious the second Jack said to Audrey "It's over." ...Nuh-uh, not at 21 ticks on the clock it's not. ...Although I think the most shocking thing the writers could have done would be to really have everything end at 21 hours in and then use the last 3 hours to show everyone going home to sleep or something. :rofl:

Fuck that TOTAL DOUCHE already fubar'd the tape! If the evidence is destroyed how are they ever going to pin PRESIDENT LIMPDICK? What the hell is BIERKO up to? Why the FUCK are there soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many traitors in CTU? They SERIOUSLY need a better screening process, honestly.

Edit - and I knew MATLOCK was still alive. Dude's too hard to let a little something like plunging off a cliff take him out.

[YellowS4]

Heres hoping that CHLROE has that shit on BT before Miles used HAL 9000 to fuck up the recorder.

I can't wait another week =\

[Koop]

this has to be the only show to make me cuss every time the time (commercial break) comes up...lol

honestly I thought the president was gonna off himself...BUT bierko was gonna start more drama....never thought miles was gonna turn super bitch..

[Autocrat1]

I wonder if that dude Chloe tasered is still alive

I also wonder if Sarah from Season 4 is The Patriots' personal harlot

[white shadow]

FUCK I KNOW.

Even thinking about that guy's pussy face makes me wanna punch the computer monitor right now. I hope someone esp. Jack kills that fucker's ass and I'm even rooting for a chance that BIERKO might somehow find his way to president and kill him since he's obviously pissed and probably doesn't even know about the president being connected.

FUCK, someone had better die in the next few hours...
I will say this from now. The day Jack slaughters Pussident Logan and his tampon of a servant will be the day that the first historical record of a man having multiple orgasms from visual stimulation.

[LimeGreenPatato]

FUCK I KNOW.

Even thinking about that guy's pussy face makes me wanna punch the computer monitor right now. I hope someone esp. Jack kills that fucker's ass and I'm even rooting for a chance that BIERKO might somehow find his way to president and kill him since he's obviously pissed and probably doesn't even know about the president being connected.

FUCK, someone had better die in the next few hours...

I'm thinking bierko might make his escape and come back in another season....i have no idea what role he could play in this season. He's badass...i wouldn't mind seeing jack chasing him down again.

[Etcetera]

Heres hoping that CHLROE has that shit on BT before Miles used HAL 9000 to fuck up the recorder.

I can't wait another week =\
:rofl: I keep wondering what is stoping them from making copies, especially since fuck face ruined it with that magnet, They could of had duplicates hours ago to prevent this shit from happening. If they want that shit exposed, they should've release a torrent... works with everyting else.

[Dem-Dem]

Keifer Sutherland Blows chunks.!!!!!!!!!!!! :flame:

[Roxie]

Cloe just played a bit part on Gilmore Girls as a troubador.

[Magnetro]

:rofl: I keep wondering what is stoping them from making copies, especially since fuck face ruined it with that magnet, They could of had duplicates hours ago to prevent this shit from happening. If they want that shit exposed, they should've release a torrent... works with everyting else.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Very good episode...I wonder what's going to happen to Christopher Henderson now...

[Pained Auron]

if any of you know about the current marvel crossover civil war, then check this out

http://members.cox.net/rjmartinelli/CivilWar/civibauer2.jpg

[Shaft Agent]

WHERE IS VICTOR DRAZEN!? (http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/3052/11472506233200pi.gif)

[AdverseSolutions]

this was truly a great episode. tension around possible presidential suicide and the scene with the wife were brilliant. what a turnaround from teh beginning of the season when i couldn't give a fuck if either of them were offed.

what if karen's a traitor? just baiting out the whole counter-conspiracy to fuck them? nah prolly not

[KaKaRoTtE]

:rofl: I keep wondering what is stoping them from making copies, especially since fuck face ruined it with that magnet, They could of had duplicates hours ago to prevent this shit from happening. If they want that shit exposed, they should've release a torrent... works with everyting else.

I thought the same thing myself, but then I remembered that they have to verify it's legit first... somehow. Forgot how. :sweat:

:rofl: :rofl: @gif of Jack attacking Christmas tree!!

[Azrael]

http://lynnsdead.ytmnd.com/

:rofl:

[Draeger]

Why do I have a feeling that Secretary Heller or one of his bodyguards made a copy of it?

[Autocrat1]

Ehh....the "Goodbye Edgar Stiles" YTMND is still better

http://edgarballad.ytmnd.com/

[Rico!]

Why do I have a feeling that Secretary Heller or one of his bodyguards made a copy of it?

i think henderson might have an extra *shrug* who knows

[D-Force]

Dammit!! I knew something wasn't right with Miles aka "Rat Bastard". I hope Jack reams his ass with a barbed wire dildo.

Speaking of names, we should give Matlock a new name...how about Heihachi(sp?)

[Septimus Prime]

I was listening to KOST's "Hollywood Round-up" on the radio this morning (I drive a lot, so I listen to a good amount of radio), and apparently Keifer Sutherland is quite the dick. He apparently threw a temper tantrum at some restaraunt because a busboy or something asked him not to smoke, and he also ended up getting the busboy fired for it.

24 still rules, though, but I guess I won't watch The Sentinel anymore.

[Etcetera]

I was listening to KOST's "Hollywood Round-up" on the radio this morning (I drive a lot, so I listen to a good amount of radio), and apparently Keifer Sutherland is quite the dick. He apparently threw a temper tantrum at some restaraunt because a busboy or something asked him not to smoke, and he also ended up getting the busboy fired for it.
Really?! Because, I have heard the total opposite about him... well, at least from people that work with him on the set. But then again, a man could really turn on you if you get between him and his smokes, probably was in Bauer mode too, sure that didn't help.

[white shadow]

In retrospect, I think the fact that Bierko had another inside man is freaking rediculous and a little too random for me. The writers must've wanted to tack on more "drama" we didn't really need.:rolleyes:

[YellowS4]

http://thelaststand.dell.com.edgesuite.net/sneakpeek/video/medium.wmv

At the 5 min mark, guess who from s4 of 24? I'm SURE of it lol.

[Hunter D]

In retrospect, I think the fact that Bierko had another inside man is freaking rediculous and a little too random for me. The writers must've wanted to tack on more "drama" we didn't really need.:rolleyes:
I think the warlock will regain his power and rushdown either russia or the US full force next season.

[Pained Auron]

http://thelaststand.dell.com.edgesuite.net/sneakpeek/video/medium.wmv

At the 5 min mark, guess who from s4 of 24? I'm SURE of it lol.



you are correct. it is her

[regulate]

you are correct. it is her


Baroness.

[PimpC]

http://thelaststand.dell.com.edgesuite.net/sneakpeek/video/medium.wmv

At the 5 min mark, guess who from s4 of 24? I'm SURE of it lol.
i smiled when i say her.