24: Season 5 Thread

[Geese Pants]

Fellow Bauernites............it's time to gather around the CTU, and once again read from the bible of Bauer.

On January 15th, The return of Bauer is upon us, so we must be ready!

Voodazz
Azreal
Sweevo
DarkGigyas
Bowling Pin
Roxie
MrWizard
ViciousSlash

And others I tend to forget...........my bad.

ASSEMBLE!!!!

[Papa Trunks]

http://www.notrly.com/jackbauer/

My contribution........

And on the 4th day He rose again. In the name of the Bauer, the Palmer, and the Holy Mason. Amen.

[Azrael]

This thread...will be spectacular.

I still feel blessed that Our Lord Bauer choose the day after my birthday to grace us with his Holy Teachings of badassedry.

[regulate]

"Jack Bauer does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability
of failure. Jack Bauer goes killing."

I am ready.

[Pained Auron]

praise bauer

[Vanilla]

May the Bauer be with you fellow Bauerites.

[Freakshow]

You sumbitch. I was gonna start this thread tonight when I came home from work. Oh well. I got my TIVO on lock for this season, so me and the little woman are ready

[DarkGiygas]

omg

"Season 5 of 24 was supposed to be Jack Bauer fighting Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel. This idea was abandoned when Jack defeated them and nothing else could be found to fill the other 23 hours and 59 minutes."

i will provide bauer gifs after each episode as usual.

[aragami]

I'm ready.

"Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent."

I got Season 4 for Christmas, I'm going to watch all of it during my flight to Japan.

[lonewolf6465]

I've been waiting for this thread to come about.. oh the things we shall see this season, my mind can't fathom the things jack will be doing... everyone has seen the episode 00 right? If not, go torrent that shit, or buy the s4 box set.

[Christ0pher]

:lk:

:wow: :wow: :wow:



HOLY SHIT!!!!!! MY FACT IS NUMBER 2 ON THE TOP 30 LIST OF FACTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:sad: :sad: :sad: I feel so blessed.


:pray: ~ LORD BAUER ~


edit: IT IS NOW NUMBER 1 !!!!!!!!!

[Taito]

24 rookie noob reporting for duty.. this year I bought all 4 seasons and watched them all in the span of a week..

[mastermind]

"Saddam wasn't found by the military. He heard Jack Bauer was coming and turned himself in."

Holy crap I can't wait. I...think I want to build up water in my bladder just so I can pee in my pants while watching.

In the name of Bauer, I pee. Amen.

[Vanilla]

http://jackscellphone.com/

Apparently some kind of promo for season 5. I called it and it didnt work yet.

[OrangeCat]

I will have to make an av to show the result of where Beruz went...everyone will laugh I guarantee.

OC

[YellowS4]

Haha, the shit is too good already.

[white shadow]

"One day after Jack Bauer drank half of the water in Lake Baykal and then relieved himself in a land in the far east; it is now called the Yellow River."

I can't wait, Jack vs the universe!!!:wow::clap: I really pity the universe though.:shake:

[Sanchez]

ONE BILLION CHINESE!

The PowerMullet™ in the preview for Season 5 is too good.

[DaFlipMastaXV]

Subscribed. Whats the Over/Under of people that get fuckin shot by bauer?

[ResolutePower]

i just finished seasons 1 and 2 over a span of 2 days. i now get my jollies from watching jack interrogate random poor sons of bitches. if i need a quick pick-me-up, i'll just slap in the dvd and select an interrogation scene.

[MrWizard]

nina myers better be back in ghost form.

[AdverseSolutions]

i am not sleeping, eating only fungus and water droplets while shivering in a dark, damp room to psychologically prepare me for jack bauer throat fucking my mind on premiere day

edit: phone number's workin....
oh and taito, all four seasons in a week? did you sleep??????

[Azrael]

"If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice."

"Jack Bauer does not fire bullets. Instead, they fire themselves away from Jack in pure fear of him."

Holy MacBauer, this website is too good.

[DarkGiygas]

Some GIFs from the last thread:

Bauer Aegis Reflector (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/253/baueraegis0fj.gif)

Bauer s.FP (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7826/bauerfp8ta.gif)

Bauer Knife Toss (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/2333/bauerknife2jd.gif)

Bauer Neck Stab (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/469/bauerneckknife7qk.gif)

Bauer Teleport Punch (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/9466/bauerteleport7na.gif)

Bauer Tyrant Slaughter (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/4900/bauertyrantslaughter1np.gif)

Curtis Rock Bottom (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/6396/curtisbeasting8ie.gif)

Curtis Rocket Punch (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/1814/curtisrocketpunch1ea.gif)

[Papa Trunks]

oh and taito, all four seasons in a week? did you sleep??????
Who needs sleep when you have Jack Bauer.

[voodazz]

On the sixth day, God said "Let there be no Jack Bauer." On the seventh day, God was tortured.

So let it written. :pray:

[PopTardO]

omg....that av is fuckin wick voodazz

[Shaft Agent]

locked in.

[OrangeCat]

I made one about beruz.

OC

[Evil Morrigan]

I was wondering if it would be possible to sticky this thread once the show starts.

How about it mods?


Here is a little something for the SRK members that are not aware of the awesomeness that is Bauer:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Bauer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/24_%28television%29


Enjoy!


Edit - Here is the trailer for season 5 if you havent already seen it. http://24natic.atspace.com/Season5/teaser.htm

[Magnetro]

Nothing handles like a Toyata

[Christ0pher]

I'm ready.

"Jack Bauer's favorite color is severe terror alert red. His second favorite color is violet, but just because it sounds like violent."

I got Season 4 for Christmas, I'm going to watch all of it during my flight to Japan.
No mere mortal can take such intense badassity all in one sitting. You Sir are crazy or stupid. Good Luck.

[Roxie]

"Jack Bauer's family threw him a surprise birthday party when he was a child. Once."

I am prepared.

Oh shit, there's this.

I work in a call center and often have to talk to engineers. I had to call one engineer and his name was Tony Almieda....BUT HE DIDN'T ANSWER THE PHONE!! :sad:

Oh shit! check it!! http://24.wikicities.com/wiki/Jack_Bauer

[Carpet Lint]

Let us pray.

May our God MacBauer bless us and lend us Psycho Strength throughout this new season of insanity, and deliver us to glory, and lend us brilliant fire to smite the 1 BILLION CHINESE that oppose your ultimate avatar of Chaosity, flames golden and vengeful as the flowing strands of His eternal mullet.

Amen.

[regulate]

Let us pray.

May our God MacBauer bless us and lend us Psycho Strength throughout this new season of insanity, and deliver us to glory, and lend us brilliant fire to smite the 1 BILLION CHINESE that oppose your ultimate avatar of Chaosity, flames golden and vengeful as the flowing strands of His eternal mullet.

Amen.

Amen brother.

[AdverseSolutions]

The only reason the entire Saudi regime and the Al Queda network have not been mutilated and put in a trunk yet is because Jack Bauer is busy giving thousands of Mexican women cunnilingus. South of the border, he is known as "el burro".

[ninjabastard]

"Upon hearing that he was played by Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played by no man"

I am ready to let Bauer into my heart. And then rip it out.

[aragami]

No mere mortal can take such intense badassity all in one sitting. You Sir are crazy or stupid. Good Luck.

Thanks, I can only hope that my DVD player can handle said badassity, otherwise my dream will be shot down like every plane in 24.

Praise be unto Bauer and all those who follow the path.

[axeman61]

How come no one illustrated to me the awesomeness of this show before?

I just rented Season 1 eps 1-4, because I wanted to sample, and because 5-8 weren't there.

I had seen quotes and everything, but I didn't believe until today.

[Jay Wang]

man
this thread NEEDS to stay on the first page, ALL SEASON

anyways, do you people like watching jack bauer pwn people week by week? or like watching several episodes in one sitting???

i think for this years premeire, i'll hold off on sunday and monday .. then watch all 4 episodes straight in one sitting ...

im gonna try to book out a lecture hall at school somehwere, one that has theatre seating and a large screen projector ... should kick ass.

[Morphiend]

omg where are you guys coming up with these one liners. they're fucking brilliant.

[Wellman]

"Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer. "

I can relate to the heroin.

[Christ0pher]

Some GIFs from the last thread:

Bauer Aegis Reflector (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/253/baueraegis0fj.gif)

Bauer s.FP (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7826/bauerfp8ta.gif)

Bauer Knife Toss (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/2333/bauerknife2jd.gif)

Bauer Neck Stab (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/469/bauerneckknife7qk.gif)

Bauer Teleport Punch (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/9466/bauerteleport7na.gif)

Bauer Tyrant Slaughter (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/4900/bauertyrantslaughter1np.gif)

Curtis Rock Bottom (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/6396/curtisbeasting8ie.gif)

Curtis Rocket Punch (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/1814/curtisrocketpunch1ea.gif)


:lk:


What about the Knee Shot Nightmare that happens after the Aegis Reflector?

[Azrael]

How come no one illustrated to me the awesomeness of this show before?

I just rented Season 1 eps 1-4, because I wanted to sample, and because 5-8 weren't there.

I had seen quotes and everything, but I didn't believe until today.
And that's only S1...we still considered Jack to be a mortal man back then.

But anyway, stop reading this thread! Too much spoiler action going on. Come back to us when you've finished S4 of the Bible.

[Draeger]

Jack Bauer should not be compared to Jesus Christ; Jesus Christ only died once.

Not my quote, but I saw it in another thread.

Can someone post the .gif of Bauer doing a Daigo-parry against a car?

[Carpet Lint]

I don't know if I ever properly acknowledged this in the past, but DarkGiygas gets crazy bonus points for those gifs.

I will probably go and steal some of them to pass to others, just for your information.

[Christ0pher]

Jack Bauer should not be compared to Jesus Christ; Jesus Christ only died once.

Not my quote, but I saw it in another thread.

Can someone post the .gif of Bauer doing a Daigo-parry against a car?

:lk:


DG already did on his last post. "Bauer Tyrant Slaughter (http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/4900/bauertyrantslaughter1np.gif)."

[DarkGiygas]

lol OC made an av before, of Bauer parrying the car. It even had the "way to go Justiiiiiiiiiiiiin" yell and everything.

Enough fucking GIFs will be made this season.

[Wil]

Nina Meyers will have a role similar to Starscream in the TF series - A ghost that will be in each season taking over peoples bodies.

[OrangeCat]

lol OC made an av before, of Bauer parrying the car. It even had the "way to go Justiiiiiiiiiiiiin" yell and everything.



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/PorridgeBoy/BLAH.gif

OC

[DarkGiygas]

wow how did i forget the most important gif of all

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/3882/thesmirk4hc.gif

[AdverseSolutions]

wow how did i forget the most important gif of all

http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/3882/thesmirk4hc.gif

*gasp gasp* my heart

[Freakshow]

Let us pray.

May our God MacBauer bless us and lend us Psycho Strength throughout this new season of insanity, and deliver us to glory, and lend us brilliant fire to smite the 1 BILLION CHINESE that oppose your ultimate avatar of Chaosity, flames golden and vengeful as the flowing strands of His eternal mullet.

Amen.

AMEN

[D.Fox]

this shits been on 5 years already?

shit as in object, not quality

[maxx]

wuts wit a&e they keep hyping up sunday..are they premiering season 5 or sumtin? i'm confused as hell.

a&e 24 marathon right now.

[Freakshow]

wuts wit a&e they keep hyping up sunday..are they premiering season 5 or sumtin? i'm confused as hell.

a&e 24 marathon right now.

This year they are gonna show the 1st 2 Episodes of this season on the 15th and 2 more on Mon the 16th

[Draeger]

OrangeCat check your PMs please.

[Eminent]

this shits been on 5 years already?

shit as in object, not quality

Um, Sorry D.Fox.... but even you are "failing to grasp reality" 24 is "god tier".

[FurryCurry]

Can I join the bauerites?

[lonewolf6465]

"Youre going to tell me what I want to know, the question is how much it's going to hurt you"

Jack to some random person in a 24 commercial...

[Major]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/PorridgeBoy/BLAH.gif

OC

Thats the greatest thing you will ever do in your life.

LOL.

Anyways I watching the 24 marathon because you people are always hyping up the show. I didn't know it literally goes one hour at a time for a show. The show is meh, but I really dislike family hostage angles.

I did see Bauer punch a man in the heart and thus killing him. lol

Fucking Palmer die already!!!

Finally Bauer has an incredibly clear cellphone reception.

[m121akuma]

Damn, gone a week and I miss the first 3 pages of the next 24 thread. But I am here, my brothers and sisters, to help spread the GLOOOOOORY of Bauer.

CAN I GET AN AMEN!!!

[King9999]

AMEN!!

I'm not an official member, but I, too, love 24. I haven't seen the show during the regular season, only through the DVD sets. I hope to start watching season 5 during the season, but I doubt it, due to work and all.

[Roxie]

Fucking Palmer die already!!!

BLASPHEMY!!!!:annoy:

[Geese Pants]

Fucking Palmer die already!!!

That's PRESIDENT Palmer, cub..........

[ViciousSLASH]

My favorite bauer of line of all time was in season two I believe, when he was going in that hospital to get tha chip out of that guys dead body..

Lady - OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING ! I'LL CALL THE POLICE !!

Jack - LADY I AM THE POLICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The lady was like "Oh shit..." and must've simultaneously peed herself while having 56 orgasms and then all her organs failed. How dare she challenge bauer.

I was bauered out last season and didn't really watch much after the mummy went crazy and started killing his family, but I will be sure to watch every episode this year. It seems Bauer is beginning his transformation into a being of Jesus like power. ( not that he isn't already powerful enough )

But him dying, and now he's back, AGAIN, all jittery and crazy, AGAIN, with a mullet ? GTFOuttahurr. Let's do this shit.

I can't wait till the show starts and everyone tries to do a recap and tries to come up with nicknames for stuff. Thats good times, it's like the stock market, total organized chaos.

I will begin the nickname process by submitting that from now on we call Jack, Naked Jack. A la Snake in Snake Eater. Mullet and all.

[Pained Auron]

my girl saw teh first 2 hours of season 2, and then popped in the dvd so she could finish watching the rest. i love that woman

[lonewolf6465]

Once you go "Jack" you dont go back. No question.

[lonewolf6465]

edit:dbl post ;l

[axeman61]

I missed a 24 MARATHON?

I feel like stabbing the TV.

Why is it that every time I stop looking at the listing channel for a minute or a day, something good is on?

[Eminent]

I missed a 24 MARATHON?

I feel like stabbing the TV.

Why is it that every time I stop looking at the listing channel for a minute or a day, something good is on?

Listen, and listen now.
Winamp > Alt+L (Media Library) > Shoutcast TV > Now Look for the 24...
I myself personally missed out on the rest of season 4 after ep 17 and caught up. Theres one place thats playing each season, 1 day @ a time. If you have a tv out card you'll love this...

[PcLanAdmin2]

"Saddam wasn't found by the military. He heard Jack Bauer was coming and turned himself in."


Yup, exactly how it went down.

[Million]

So the time is upon us....I wasn't going to get in here until the show actually started, but you guys are on page 4 already with this.

*already established Moment of Bauer Awesomeness ---did anyone else see in the commercial...he was shielding some person from what looked like the flames of hell?! :wow:

*I did catch just a piece of a marathon on NBC(?!) last week or so....I noticed Nina was looking cuter than I remember...I still would've hit that...regardless of how dangerous she turned out to be. Bauer's wife of course could get some meatpipe as well. Ohhh and I saw my precious Alberta(Tamara Tunie) too....I miss her...

[Tantin]

There's no time!

[Draeger]

Thats the greatest thing you will ever do in your life.

LOL.

Anyways I watching the 24 marathon because you people are always hyping up the show. I didn't know it literally goes one hour at a time for a show. The show is meh, but I really dislike family hostage angles.

I did see Bauer punch a man in the heart and thus killing him. lol

Fucking Palmer die already!!!

Finally Bauer has an incredibly clear cellphone reception.

Soon you will learn the error of your ways by saying that.

You will learn why he is in the holy trinity of 24 soon enough.

[mastermind]

Thats the greatest thing you will ever do in your life.

LOL.

Anyways I watching the 24 marathon because you people are always hyping up the show. I didn't know it literally goes one hour at a time for a show. The show is meh, but I really dislike family hostage angles.

I did see Bauer punch a man in the heart and thus killing him. lol

Fucking Palmer die already!!!

Finally Bauer has an incredibly clear cellphone reception.

Oh dear uneducated passer-by. You see, one day in the life of Jack Bauer is more than just mere family hostage angles. If you're watching the show and you're only seeing that, then you're missing out on the cornucopia (or "BAUERCOPIA™" if you will) of violence, yelling, torture, explosions, shooting, yelling, parrying, smirking, special moves, fatalities, yelling, and secret anti-pussy techniques.

The one hour at a time thing has got to be the greatest cliffhanger I've ever experienced. But, that's just me because I don't watch a whole lot of TV outside of sports and food network. :rofl:

[Osiris]

i watched all 4 seasons over the last week and a half. i am so ready for season 5.

i was snooping around the fox 24 forum and i came across spoiler rumours that make absoutely no sense. :(

[Septimus Prime]

My TV's reception for my FOX affiliate magically returned yesterday; I'm sure this is because Bauer made it so, so that I could watch.

[Pained Auron]

salazar : "not even the great jack bauer can take out 50 men"


he has no idea who he was talking to

[OrangeCat]

SAG nominations.

Actor in a Drama Series

Alan Alda - "The West Wing" (NBC)

Patrick Dempsey - "Grey's Anatomy" (ABC)

Hugh Laurie - "House" (Fox)

Ian McShane - "Deadwood" (HBO)

Kiefer Sutherland - "24" (Fox)

OC

[Geese Pants]

You know I'm rooting for the Keifer............

[Pained Auron]

so i'm watching s3, and i'm actually starting to respect chase

[lonewolf6465]

I love how s5 hasnt started, yet, we re at page 3 (well, 3 for me, I think it's 50 posts per page that I have it set at) but, it's toooo good.

[Pained Auron]

that is because we all know how powerful bauer is.

[Galactic]

LMAO. The new Entertainment Weekly features 24 and at the very end of the article they ask Keifer what WON'T they see in the next season of 24 and he says:

"You won't be seeing a cougar."

"..."

"They're going to kill me for that one..."

Keifer IS Jack Bauer IRL. 24 isn't really a show, FOX just pays people to follow Mr. Sutherland around all day with cameras.

^_-;

[Mario Lemieux!]

ONE MORE WEEK!! Ahhhhh!!

[voodazz]

LMAO. The new Entertainment Weekly features 24 and at the very end of the article they ask Keifer what WON'T they see in the next season of 24 and he says:

"You won't be seeing a cougar."

"..."

"They're going to kill me for that one..."

Keifer IS Jack Bauer IRL. 24 isn't really a show, FOX just pays people to follow Mr. Sutherland around all day with cameras.

^_-;

You’re in the middle of the desert, researching rare insects for national geographic, there isn’t a soul around you for at least 100 miles, but you prefer it that way. Nothing but you, nature and the bugs you love so much. That’s when you see her. Out of nowhere a beautiful blonde, frightened and somewhat dim female is running towards you. It must be 120 degrees in the shade, but oddly enough she’s not even sun burned. You notice her wifebeater struggling to contain her rather large braless breasts from spilling out for the world to see. She doesn’t even notice you as she runs past you, you’re too mesmerized to even try to speak to her.
You’ve never seen this girl before, but somehow she seems…familiar.

As you watch her fade into the horizon when you remember an ancient native wise tale about a beautiful golden haired woman who would appear from thin air and spread chaos and misfortune into the lives of any man who laid eyes on her.
Suddenly, every hair stands on end as you realize that she was that very harbinger or death! Panic sets in and before you can even mutter the words “Oh shit”, you get COUGARED!

You’ve just become the latest victim of the WACKY MISADVENTURES OF KIM BAUER.

[DB44]

The 24 thread has brought me back to srk. I see all the familar faces as here as well. Only one week till chaos runs free again.

[Roxie]

You’ve just become the latest victim of the WACKY MISADVENTURES OF KIM BAUER.ahahahah!:rofl: sounds like one of those "Choose You Adventure Books"! Could you imagine a 24 style one? That be infuckingsane!!!:lovin:

[Azrael]

Remember the S3 thread? We were all taking bets on when Chase was gonna die, because by porking Kim not only was he tempting COUGAR FATE but incurring THE WRATH OF THE PSYCHO ONE.

Amazingly, he lived, but he still got Cougared at the end of the season.

This is why Jack is so damn broken. I mean, he's broken on his own, but his assists are also Godly. Next time someone tries to kidnap Kim, Jack will just laugh at them and tell them goodbye before THE COUGAR strikes.

[Roxie]

Let us pray....

God created the universe in 6 days. That’s 5 days 23 hours and 59 minutes longer than it took Jack Bauer to create God.
And on the 4th day He rose again. In the name of the Bauer, the Palmer and the Holy Mason. Amen.


From the second book of Almeida, verse 24 "Black holes aren't black holes. Thats the gravitational pull from Jack Bauer's Balls."

[HeaT]

Remember the S3 thread? We were all taking bets on when Chase was gonna die, because by porking Kim not only was he tempting COUGAR FATE but incurring THE WRATH OF THE PSYCHO ONE.

Amazingly, he lived, but he still got Cougared at the end of the season.

This is why Jack is so damn broken. I mean, he's broken on his own, but his assists are also Godly. Next time someone tries to kidnap Kim, Jack will just laugh at them and tell them goodbye before THE COUGAR strikes.

actually he should realize how stupid kim is and just let that bitch die, damn she was annoying as fuck...at least she wasnt in the 4th season...

im outi

Roberth

[Septimus Prime]

My art history professor this quarter is named Bauer. Last week, the class ninja vanished on me the first day.

I expect nothing less from Bauer.

[regulate]

Oh shit, Triple P is in Heat! that movie just got better!

[Pained Auron]

i finally witnessed the power of the teleport punch. greatness indeed

[PsychoMistress]

i finally witnessed the power of the teleport punch. greatness indeed

So great, in fact, that your PS2 couldn't handle it :rofl:

[Pained Auron]

So great, in fact, that your PS2 couldn't handle it :rofl:


it could. it just couldn't handle chapelle's death

[DarkGiygas]

http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/archive/archive/tm_objectid=16536094%26method=full%26siteid=62484-name_page.html

1 January 2006
20-FLOORED
AND IF YOU THINK YOU MADE A FOOL OF YOURSELF LAST NIGHT.. Boozed-up 24 star Keifer flat out in hotel lobby after wrecking Xmas tree on 7-hour bender with pals
By Michael Duffy And Emily Miller

NO it didn't take 24 hours...seven was more than enough for Hollywood hellraiser Kiefer Sutherland.

Movie heart-throb Kiefer, 39, who stars in the hit thriller series 24, was laid flat-out on his back on the floor of a hotel lobby after a marathon booze bender with pals.

Moments earlier Sunday Mirror reporters watched in amazement as he charged into a 12ft Christmas tree, sending it crashing to the floor. The party was finally called off at 5.30am by hotel security - when guests starting arriving for BREAKFAST.

Our reporters met up with Kiefer on Thursday evening at London's trendy Borderline club for a gig by rock singer Rocco Deluca, who he's managing.

Kiefer - son of Hollywood great Donald Sutherland - took a shine to our girl Emily when he literally bumped into her at the show. He apologised, saying: "I'm so sorry, so, so, sorry."

Later our reporters joined him and his crew at the modest, £79-per-night Strand Palace Hotel in the West End... where the drinking REALLY began.

He and his band ordered in tray after tray of whisky, beer, gin and wine - all on the star's bill.

Filled with a little too much festive spirit, Kiefer pulled Emily towards him to show off his latest tattoo - a string of mystic symbols on the inside of his forearm.

"Sit down and take a look," he slurred. "It says 'I trust you to kill me'. It's the name of Rocco's new album. To me that also means 'F**k you' - there's a lot of disrespect bound up in it."

At 2am bar staff refused to serve any more alcohol. Undaunted, Kiefer persuaded management to let them loose in the lobby.

He ordered yet more booze on room service, then staggered around the entrance hall, entertaining pals with a bizarre, flailing breakdancing routine.

It was then that a huge Christmas tree caught his eye.

"I hate that f***ing Christmas tree," he declared. "The tree HAS to come down."

Kiefer warned staff: "I'm smashing it - can I pay for it?"

A staff member replied: "I'm absolutely sure you can, sir."

The Lost Boys star - famously ditched by Julia Roberts five days before their wedding in 1991 - then hurled himself into the Norwegian Spruce, sending baubles and lights crashing to the ground. Pulling pine needles out of his hair and t-shirt, he said to a hotel employee: "Ooh sorry about that...you're so cool. This f***ing hotel rocks."

A friend then tried to coax swaying Kiefer to go to bed...but he made a beeline for our team.

Tears welling in his eyes, he revealed how disappointed he was at the half-hearted applause for his band earlier in the evening. "It was b****cks," he said. We've played in a lot of other places and they were going nuts for this sh*t.

"In this world you have to share something with the f***ing band."

Still up for some banter, he lurched up to Australian-born reporter Michael Duffy, shaking him violently by the hand.

He repeatedly addressed him as "You f***ing Aussie c**t". He kissed Michael's close-shaven head before grabbing Emily's hand and stroking her shoulder.

"Oh don't go, don't go," begged Kiefer, now single after splitting from his long-term lover, artist Catherine Bisson, last year. "I've got a crush on you."

When she declined his advances, he stumbled along the halls of the hotel's eighth floor - before eventually finding the door that fitted his key and calling it a night.

What a beast.

[regulate]

"I hate that f***ing Christmas tree," he declared. "The tree HAS to come down."

Kiefer warned staff: "I'm smashing it - can I pay for it?"

A staff member replied: "I'm absolutely sure you can, sir."

bauer>christmas and that staff member knew what was what.

[maxx]

oh god jack bauer is too much of a man for srk. everything about him is off the wall.

Man i tempt christ and fate but damnit...

"jack bauer is greater than christ...christ has only died once"

but i do not recognize him as a god...so that when i get to heaven i'm not sent to hell for praising bauer.

[J-ride]

LOL @ Kiefer beasting at the hotel, lol Aussie Cunt.

[Carpet Lint]

And Kiefer's Canadian, so right there, you know our country's better than any other.

...

Though JACK BAUER is American. So...might have to rethink that.

[stealthcat]

I'm playing catchup, I just finished season 2, is season 3 worth watching? My roommate says its the weakest of the first 4 and I should skip it. I am hoping to be caught up before Season 5 starts.

[Pained Auron]

watch it. there are some things in 4 that are explained in s3

[Taito]

I'm playing catchup, I just finished season 2, is season 3 worth watching? My roommate says its the weakest of the first 4 and I should skip it. I am hoping to be caught up before Season 5 starts.
I thought that was the best all-around season. Barely any Kim, one specific threat and lots of suspense and surprises. Bauer really shows his Uranium-plated balls in S3. S4 was the weakest of the series to me.

[Zachman]

I'm playing catchup, I just finished season 2, is season 3 worth watching? My roommate says its the weakest of the first 4 and I should skip it. I am hoping to be caught up before Season 5 starts.

Well, I consider season 3 to be the weakest of the 4 series. Palmer's story in season 3 was very weak to me and I disliked the direction they took with sherry's character. I consider season 4 to be one of the best next to season 1.

[Azrael]

I too thought S3 was kind of weak until watching it again. It's good. Bauer Gospel good. His Holiness unleashes some devastating attacks in S3, including but not limited to the LEGENDARY TELEPORT PUNCH. YOU MUST WATCH S3 IF FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THE TELEPORT PUNCH.

[Taito]

I too thought S3 was kind of weak until watching it again. It's good. Bauer Gospel good. His Holiness unleashes some devastating attacks in S3, including but not limited to the LEGENDARY TELEPORT PUNCH. YOU MUST WATCH S3 IF FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THE TELEPORT PUNCH.
That was TV magic. Scorpion or Nightcrawler or Dhalsim or whoever can fuck off.

EDIT: When I say S3 was the best overall I mean it was the least flawed and the one I had the least problems with.. 1 & 2 had too much Kim and in S4, The Mummy had Plan A, then plan B, C, D, E.. the whole alphabet basically. All that in a 24-hour period, OK.

That said, Palmer was at his best in S2, the story made the most sense in S1, Jack was at his most batshit insane in S2, S3 had the most 'ohshit I didn't see that coming' moments etc.

[KrassHole]

And Kiefer's Canadian, so right there, you know our country's better than any other.

...

Though JACK BAUER is American. So...might have to rethink that.

co-sign

[maxx]

i want to have sex with keifer's mother in hopes of gaining some bauer-power

haha 24 should officially be called: THE BAUER POWER HOUR!

[Magnetro]

Found this on google...


http://www.kiefer-rocks.com/news/ <~ has other great links

Upcoming Talk Show Appearances - January 2006
Kiefer is scheduled to be a guest on The Late Show with David Letterman on January 12th, 2006. He is also scheduled to appear on Live with Regis & Kelly and The Charlie Rose Show on January 13th, 2006. Check your local listings for exact air times in your area

[Draeger]

I am bored; how about some famous 24 quotes for the 24 newbs? I will start it off:

"PROTECT ME FROM WHAT!?!?" *world blows up*

[Geese Pants]

Guys..............pick up this week's Entertainment Weekly........the title alone made me giggle like the girl next door:

YOU CAN'T KILL JACK!

Fuckin truth...........the cover story does have some spoilers, but I'm guessing that this season there will be awesome codenames for the new characters!!

7 days.........and counting down.

[Christ0pher]

That was TV magic. Scorpion or Nightcrawler or Dhalsim or whoever can fuck off.

EDIT: When I say S3 was the best overall I mean it was the least flawed and the one I had the least problems with.. 1 & 2 had too much Kim and in S4, The Mummy had Plan A, then plan B, C, D, E.. the whole alphabet basically. All that in a 24-hour period, OK.

That said, Palmer was at his best in S2, the story made the most sense in S1, Jack was at his most batshit insane in S2, S3 had the most 'ohshit I didn't see that coming' moments etc.

:lk:


It wasn't like The Mummy was coming up with these plans out of nowhere. Everything that happened from the kidnapping up to the nuclear missle was carefully planned (5 years in advance) for the purpose of showing how "weak" America is.



:annoy: :annoy: :annoy: And what the hell is this talk about such and such season being weak!? THERE IS NO WEAKNESS IN THE BAUER POWER HOUR!!!!:annoy: :annoy: :annoy:

[maxx]

:lk:


It wasn't like The Mummy was coming up with these plans out of nowhere. Everything that happened from the kidnapping up to the nuclear missle was carefully planned (5 years in advance) for the purpose of showing how "weak" America is.



:annoy: :annoy: :annoy: And what the hell is this talk about such and such season being weak!? THERE IS NO WEAKNESS IN THE BAUER POWER HOUR!!!!:annoy: :annoy: :annoy:

damnit i coined another srk phrase and forgot to copyright it.

[Carpet Lint]

Well to be fair, we were calling it the Bauer Power Hour before today.

Like...four years ago in the Season 1 thread, for example.

I think we've essentially exhausted all the possible combinations of Bauer/Power/Hour/Tower/Glower there are.

Still, I think it's best to keep the nicknames and whatever public domain. Because if we were keeping score, voodazz and Azrael own like 99% of them anyway. (The BAUER POWER GLOWER was MINE though. MINE I SAY!!!)

Dammit, I think I lost my original Mason/Triple P/Psycho Jack POWA GLOWA avatar from Season 2. I was planning to bring it back for Season 5, but I can't find it now.

[maxx]

Well to be fair, we were calling it the Bauer Power Hour before today.

Like...four years ago in the Season 1 thread, for example.

I think we've essentially exhausted all the possible combinations of Bauer/Power/Hour/Tower/Glower there are.

Still, I think it's best to keep the nicknames and whatever public domain. Because if we were keeping score, voodazz and Azrael own like 99% of them anyway. (The BAUER POWER GLOWER was MINE though. MINE I SAY!!!)

Dammit, I think I lost my original Mason/Triple P/Psycho Jack POWA GLOWA avatar from Season 2. I was planning to bring it back for Season 5, but I can't find it now.

fine fine....but i do own the rights to

THE CRISIS®
PRE-CRISIS®
POST-CRISIS®
and the WONDER TWINS®

[Christ0pher]

:lk:

Thanks Carpet Lint. I knew I saw that phrase somewhere beforehand. I was afraid I was going to owe Maxx a quarter.

[Roxie]

I've got The Lioness®

[Pained Auron]

I too thought S3 was kind of weak until watching it again. It's good. Bauer Gospel good. His Holiness unleashes some devastating attacks in S3, including but not limited to the LEGENDARY TELEPORT PUNCH. YOU MUST WATCH S3 IF FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THE TELEPORT PUNCH.



this was the main reason i wanted to see s3. although the fire ax was top tier as well

[Magnetro]

http://jackftw.ytmnd.com/

[King9999]

Remember how Mr. Bauer started crying at the end of season 3? Well, there's a super-hidden easter egg (so hidden, in fact, that it's not even there) that explains that scene. You see, the script never called for Mr. Bauer to shed a single tear. That was actually Kiefer crying. Mr. Bauer is too intense for him...so intense, in fact, that it hurts.

[YellowS4]

Fez should make a cameo appearence.

[voodazz]

Everyone knows that Fez is the new mastermind of season 5! I mean he's the spawn of DESTRO and the BARONESS, aka: FREEZA. With those evil genes running through his blood, he can be nothing else!

So sayeth THE BAUER!

[maxx]

Whenever keifer sutherland gets into a confrontation. He warns people not to get him angry, because he turns into jack bauer. This conflict will cause a split between these two sides, creating two seperate entities...this will be know as season 6.

[Bowling Pin]

I think we've essentially exhausted all the possible combinations of Bauer/Power/Hour/Tower/Glower there are.

You cannot escape... the BAUER DOWRY.

[Taito]

:annoy: :annoy: :annoy: And what the hell is this talk about such and such season being weak!? THERE IS NO WEAKNESS IN THE BAUER POWER HOUR!!!!:annoy: :annoy: :annoy:
Damn, my n00b status has been exposed :wonder:
:lk:


It wasn't like The Mummy was coming up with these plans out of nowhere. Everything that happened from the kidnapping up to the nuclear missle was carefully planned (5 years in advance) for the purpose of showing how "weak" America is.
Yeah sure, that definitely makes sense, but in one day??? That's a bit hard to swallow. Seriously, that's an unparalled accomplishment, one that I'd only expect could be successfully pulled off by none other than Bauer himself..

..Which has me wondering. The terrorists were pretty much CTU's and Bauer's match. They were equally as determined and effective as CTU, and Imhotep was as crazed as Jack was, never backing down or pussying out of ANYTHING--even in the face of death. Was it ever discussed that Marwan was indeed the ANTI-JACK?? If he survived that fall it's a real possibility.

[Carpet Lint]

If he survived that fall it's a real possibility.
...but he didn't...and so...it isn't.

[Taito]

...but he didn't...and so...it isn't.
Yeah well yeah.

I'm just saying Marwan was a really hardcore villain, especially compared to that wuss from S3.

[Carpet Lint]

I think The Mummy was the best 24 villian of all time, no doubt. I remember last thread and everyone would keep going "OH SHIT HE GOT AWAY AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER'S MORE SLIPPERY THAN STORM" like every other episode.

Dastardly villian. However, in the end, he was ultimately up against Jack Bauer.

And you can be the best damn swimmer in the world, but you can't swim up a waterfall.

[KrassHole]

Only Jack Bauer or chuck norris could of survived that fall


And I think Saunders (s3 villain for those 24 scrubs) was pretty tough actually. He was in Jack's unit in Kosovo so right there you know he has to be tough.

[voodazz]

Only Jack Bauer or chuck norris could of survived that fall


And I think Saunders (s3 villain for those 24 scrubs) was pretty tough actually. He was in Jack's unit in Kosovo so right there you know he has to be tough.

Yeah, but when it came down to it, he was reduced to a sniveling, confused and scared school girl who just got her first period when THE PSYCHO ONE was about to launch a level three virus combo on his daughter. THAT is the power of the PSYCHO.

Plus Saunders is most known for making the best "OH SHIT" face in the POWER HOUR'S history! :wgrin:

[lonewolf6465]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/12/apontv.24.ap/index.html


"This time, something happens to Jack on a very personal level that pisses him off," says Bauer's alter-ego, star Kiefer Sutherland. "Because he's presumed dead, a lot of the boundaries he was restricted by -- by virtue of who he was working for -- simply don't exist now. And he's mad."


Wait, he's just geting mad now? HOLY SWEET JESUS I'M SCARED.

[Pained Auron]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/12/apontv.24.ap/index.html


"This time, something happens to Jack on a very personal level that pisses him off," says Bauer's alter-ego, star Kiefer Sutherland. "Because he's presumed dead, a lot of the boundaries he was restricted by -- by virtue of who he was working for -- simply don't exist now. And he's mad."


Wait, he's just geting mad now? HOLY SWEET JESUS I'M SCARED.


may bauer have mercy on our poor souls

[Galactic]

They kill Kim? Please god let them kill Kim!!!

^_-;

[gguseila]

Ive been watching Season 4, and it is much much better then I remember it being. Im trying to ease into season 5 so I dont explode from too much new Jack Bauer.

Pray for the Chinese because they may be very well extinct at the hands of Jack Bauer by the end of season 5.

[Christ0pher]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/12/apontv.24.ap/index.html


"This time, something happens to Jack on a very personal level that pisses him off," says Bauer's alter-ego, star Kiefer Sutherland. "Because he's presumed dead, a lot of the boundaries he was restricted by -- by virtue of who he was working for -- simply don't exist now. And he's mad."


Wait, he's just geting mad now? HOLY SWEET JESUS I'M SCARED.


:lk:

YOUR SCARED!?!? I JUST PISSED AND SHITED MY PANTS!!!!!!!!! :wonder: But at the same time I feel inner peace.:angel:

[mastermind]

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/12/apontv.24.ap/index.html


"There's a running joke among fans that Jack never goes to the bathroom," Sutherland recalls. "We had a scene where I was running towards a sign pointing 'BATHROOM' to the left and 'OFFICES' to the right. I did a double-take and ran towards the bathroom! We sent it in to the network, as a joke reel. But, quite frankly, nobody wants to see Jack Bauer go to the bathroom."

ahahahaha :rofl: They HAVE to include that in the Season 5 outtakes/deleted scenes.

[Eminent]

The actor's learning curve may continue in theaters, however: 24's producers have begun plotting a film franchise for Bauer. Sutherland (who stars with Michael Douglas in the thriller The Sentinel, out April 21) is itching to pull the trigger. ''It can be an amazing series of movies,'' he says.

http://www.ew.com/ew/onlyonaol/report/0,17129,1143221_3%7C%7C565864_0_,00.html

[PsychoMistress]

Found this on google...


http://www.kiefer-rocks.com/news/ <~ has other great links

Upcoming Talk Show Appearances - January 2006
Kiefer is scheduled to be a guest on The Late Show with David Letterman on January 12th, 2006. He is also scheduled to appear on Live with Regis & Kelly and The Charlie Rose Show on January 13th, 2006. Check your local listings for exact air times in your area

Awesome site.

Is Kiefer married? The more photos I look at of him off set, the more I get the impression he is gay :sad:

[Geese Pants]

Awesome site.

Is Kiefer married? The more photos I look at of him off set, the more I get the impression he is gay :sad:

Last I heard he was hooked up with THE BRIDE offscreen............

[Pained Auron]

2 days. i can't wait

[Bowling Pin]

ahahahaha :rofl: They HAVE to include that in the Season 5 outtakes/deleted scenes.

Amazing. Jack Bauer can go five years before having to take a piss.

[Taito]

What's up with the first 10 minutes of S5? It sounds about as devastating as the first 15 minutes of Transformers the Movie..

http://today.reuters.com/news/newsArticle.aspx?type=televisionNews&storyID=2006-01-12T004518Z_01_YUE202724_RTRIDST_0_TELEVISION-TELEVISION-24-DC.XML

[Azrael]

No way in hell am I clicking on that link.

Taito, you've made me very nervous. The first 15 minutes of the Transformers movie were, like, the worst 15 minutes of my entire childhood. "*sniff*....Ironhide? ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

If something similar to that happened in 24...I just don't know what I'd do. It frightens me, to say the least.

[Roxie]

someone's supposed to die, I think.

[Pained Auron]

my guess is someone dies

[DarkGiygas]

:sad:

[DaFlipMastaXV]

Wow the new commerical is even better than the first one I saw...cant' wait.

[Azrael]

And that's where I'm concerned.

The only person I would want to be killed off is Kim...and if that happened, I'd be doing backflips down the street.

And the resulting PSYCHO WAVE that Jack would unleash would be beyond awesome.

Plus, isn't Elisha Cuthbert done on the show anyway? It'd make the most sense if she were the one to die.

I don't think the writers would actually go that route though. Palmer...Tony...Michelle...Chloe? I hope not.

[Mario Lemieux!]

I hope you're exaggerating about the Transformers comparison because I don't think I can handle somethine like that.


Kim & Chase shopping in super market all of a sudden - RATTATATATATATATA *dead*
PPP gets sniped for no reason *dead*
Almeida and Michelle driving on the highway when BAM, vehicle slams into them and they go hurtling off a cliff *dead*

=(

Sheryl Crow can die though.

[DarkGiygas]

And that's where I'm concerned.

The only person I would want to be killed off is Kim...and if that happened, I'd be doing backflips down the street.

And the resulting PSYCHO WAVE that Jack would unleash would be beyond awesome.

Plus, isn't Elisha Cuthbert done on the show anyway? It'd make the most sense if she were the one to die.

I don't think the writers would actually go that route though. Palmer...Tony...Michelle...Chloe? I hope not.
You're gonna be pretty angry.

It should help Bauer unleash new levels of Psycho Power though.

[Draeger]

Anybody hyped up about the game?

It is supposed to explain a billion things that happened between season two and three, so I am definately getting it for that.

[Pained Auron]

You're gonna be pretty angry.

It should help Bauer unleash new levels of Psycho Power though.


he beasts in the first 6 eps as a result of his newfound psycho powers

[Carpet Lint]

What is the deal with all these fucking SPOILERS!?! Even spoiler SPECULATION is no good!

I think I might just avoid this thread entirely until I actually watch the episodes.

Damn, the first half hour of Transformers emotionally wrecked me. I still don't believe Ironhide got straight up merc'd like that. And how you don't even see how Wheeljack died...you just see a quick pan over of the carnage and his FUCKING DECAPITATED HEAD IS LYING ON THE GROUND.

And how they could put Magnus back together from scratch but Optimus died from a single gun wound...I can't even talk about it.

[Roxie]

Oh man. I thought it was tonight. I thought I missed it. Oh God, I'm sweatin' 24 so bad I'm delusional. some one, tell me, when again!?

[Zachman]

The first hour comes on at 8 and then the second hour at 9.

[Azrael]

What is the deal with all these fucking SPOILERS!?! Even spoiler SPECULATION is no good!

I think I might just avoid this thread entirely until I actually watch the episodes.

Damn, the first half hour of Transformers emotionally wrecked me. I still don't believe Ironhide got straight up merc'd like that. And how you don't even see how Wheeljack died...you just see a quick pan over of the carnage and his FUCKING DECAPITATED HEAD IS LYING ON THE GROUND.

And how they could put Magnus back together from scratch but Optimus died from a single gun wound...I can't even talk about it.
This is like, almost word for word, every thought I had in my head just now. ...GET OUTTA MY HEAD, MAN!

I'll see you guys after B-Day. I feel like I've already read too much.

(Man, if either Tony or Michelle died, that'd be the ultimate tragedy...after all they've been through...and Tony going from "Shady Guy Behind Computer" in S1 to the ass-kicking middle man on TEAM PSYCHO that he is now...if one of them died I dunno what I'd do)

[Taito]

Alright here's what's up.. can we get a MEDIA BLACKOUT for us international folks that have to wait a few hours to watch the premiere. I mean yall are gonna talk about the first ep in this thread and that cool (and that's why I'm avoiding this thread on Sunday nite), but it'd be great if we can hold off on any spoilerific avatars or sigs or references in other threads for at least a couple days.. pre she 8 it

[regulate]

oh shit, it does premire today, JOY!!

[lonewolf6465]

T-Minus less than 8 hours here in EST land.. anticipation is building, that's an understatement.

[DarkGiygas]

haha my friend uploaded this

http://media.putfile.com/Bauerkarana

[Bowling Pin]

No way in hell am I clicking on that link.

Taito, you've made me very nervous. The first 15 minutes of the Transformers movie were, like, the worst 15 minutes of my entire childhood. "*sniff*....Ironhide? ...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

If something similar to that happened in 24...I just don't know what I'd do. It frightens me, to say the least.

I'm not concerned. Jack Bauer masturbates to Transformers the Movie.

[Zachman]

"When I'm finished with you, your gonna wish you felt this good again"- Jack bauer:wgrin: :wgrin:

[CgHuReInS]

(Man, if either Tony or Michelle died, that'd be the ultimate tragedy...after all they've been through...and Tony going from "Shady Guy Behind Computer" in S1 to the ass-kicking middle man on TEAM PSYCHO that he is now...if one of them died I dunno what I'd do)

Eh, I think I'd be able to see Michelle dying (even though I don't want that at all, since she's the h0tness), but I think for the most part her character hasn't play a critical role, story-wise, for a little while. I don't see them killing Tony of at all though. That would totally shock me. There's still much super tag teaming to go. Same with Palmer. But I think those are the only 2.

T-minus 3 hours and 24 minutes. *beep* *boop* *beep*

[regulate]

im surprised palmers even in this season since hes got show on another network.

[AdverseSolutions]

last minute post before the spoilers start flowing. anyone who is outside of the US and needs torrents, PM me, i've just gotten some reliable sites from an unholy source.

[Jay Wang]

3 more hours!!!
8pm EST!!!!

shitttt

i tried watching a couple of movies that i thought would hold me over until 24 starts ... but of course nothing can ever live up to 24 and the legend of jack bauer

btw, i watched:

munich and jarhead

2 movies that were the complete opposite of what i was expecting ... ie not the action packed, terrorist killing movie that i was expecting ...

[Taito]

To tide me over until DAY FIVE BEGINS, I've been watching the full season of Prison Break.. it's an interesting show, but I can't help but think that if it was Jack instead of Scofield in jail, the whole escape, the love affair with the nurse, the murder conspiracy.. all that shit would have been carried out and wrapped up within the first episode..

[Varial]

I'm in. I just finished S1 over Christmas. Gotta tackle S2 sometime this week.

2.5 hours left!

[TehNewGuy]

Grab your lotion folks, 2 more hours to go.

[white shadow]

1:35 minutes till the son of McBauer graces us with his holy (or is it unholy?) presence.:pray::sad::shake::pleased:

[PopTardO]

omg he's back...in 1hr 30min

[Jay Wang]

omfg

the meaning of life will be revealed in 35 mins

jack bauer will lead the way for all

[DarkGiygas]

10min

[CgHuReInS]

10 minutes, baby! Off to find a comfortable spot in front of the TV...

[KrassHole]

7min

[TehNewGuy]

This game better hurry up and end.

[white shadow]

O.M.G.!!!! 1 minute!!!!:wow::pray:

[PsychoMistress]

1:45 left on the game. That could be a 10 minute 1:45 for all I fucking know. Carolina won, move on...Get to Jack!

Edit: I despise Football

[Calcal]

This game is taking forever.

[Zachman]

End the damn game already!!!!:tdown: :tdown:

[Varial]

3 minutes left!!!

[Pained Auron]

i hate all of you bastards that get to watch it right now

[TehNewGuy]

Start Now Or Everyone Gets Shot!

Edit - Chea!

[Ragetowersrage]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH 20 seconds!!!

[Jay Wang]

Omfg

Fucking Football!

[Ragetowersrage]

Quick call Alstate!!!

[ShinkuuR]

...and the world weeped.

[Million]

what the hell?! Chloe has no pants on...and...she's actually looking....GOOD!? Somehow we've been transported to an alternate dimension!

oh yes...THE MICHELLE™ finally appears :sweat: DAMN she is looking better than ever!

no....NOOOOOO! :sad:

[El Maniatico]

Wow. Palmer guardbroken at the beginning of the round. Fuckin unbrockable. Tony just got roasted in the ass, wtf gon happen next

[ExarchMathias]

MY god this is off to an awesome start

[lonewolf6465]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Fuck You Writers Producers What The Hell

[Mario Lemieux!]

Holy shit, I totally called it but NOOO!!!

AHHHH!!!

[Akelexre]

GGPO, President Palmer and Michelle.

MY FUCKING GOD.

[DarkGiygas]

owned

[white shadow]

This is FUCKING REDICULOUS!!!

R.I.P. David Palmer, we were in good hands.:sad:

Almeida's wifey too!!!

:crybaby:

[PsychoMistress]

:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

Run Chloe!!! You are all that's left!

[Geese Pants]

Dude...........I think Tony went with her.

Yep..........Jack's "OMGWTFDIE" meter is going to be so broken.

EVERYONE IS GOING TO GET SHOT!!!!!!!!

[lonewolf6465]

Oh man Logan's wife is a fucking fruitcake. This will be interesting.

[Million]

well this is obvious....Ice Queen Logan obviously knows something. The Matrix Agent totally gave it away by saying she and Palmer were close friends.

haha...now she's about to "make a scene"

wow her bitch powerlevel is off the scale...niiiice.

[PopTardO]

heart fuckin attack

[Fin.K.M]

Wow, what the hell have they done? This is so fucked up!

[Okame]

I download the episodes to watch later, but let me get this straight...

PALMER IS DEAD?

Are we talking about really, completely, all the way dead or do we mean "severely injured, but the soul still burns..." dead?

[lonewolf6465]

Shot in the throat dead.

[Typhoon Bee]

Anyone have a site where I can download torrents of the Season?

I work nights.

[ExarchMathias]

Thats what you get when you fuck with Bauer's friends

[Pained Auron]

bauer better beast.............ok i'm leaving this thread alone til 10pm my time

[TehNewGuy]

He got his hospital....IN HELL!!!!

[El Maniatico]

Mercs got fuckin baited hard. Parry into throat slash, roll cancel multishot, and Cloe with the fuckin assist combo. So far this seasons lookin fuckin nice.

[Typhoon Bee]

Mercs got fuckin baited hard. Parry into throat slash, roll cancel multishot, and Cloe with the fuckin assist combo. So far this seasons lookin fuckin nice.

Heh yeah that was nice. Now I've seen what I've been missing.

[Varial]

I'm gonna need an oxygen tank to survive the next hour. My heart has stopped one too many times already.

Kim is alive, and now Jack has to deal with Derrick. Wonderful.

[axeman61]

So, Palmer is actually dead? By what could be just run of the mill terrorists?

Damn. Does not being the president make you THAT low tier?

[Calcal]

He got his hospital....IN HELL!!!!

My moms reaction to I shot him was like." Oh he isnt getting a hospital." And when he shot she started laughing saying Jack doesnt have a sense of humor.

I dont know why she bothers taping the whole season she is just going to buy the DVDs.

[Million]

amazing...Audrey is looking 100x hotter than last season. She's looking salad-tossable! :wow:

[ExarchMathias]

amazing...Audrey is looking 100x hotter than last season. She's looking salad-tossable! :wow:

Yea, she's looking crazy hot.

[Fin.K.M]

So, Palmer is actually dead? By what could be just run of the mill terrorists?

Damn. Does not being the president make you THAT low tier?
Yeah no kidding. The fucker who shot him didn't even last more than one episode. He belongs at the bottom of the barrel, along with Ronnie from season 4.

[VruS]

what the hell?! Chloe has no pants on...and...she's actually looking....GOOD!? Somehow we've been transported to an alternate dimension!

oh yes...THE MICHELLE™ finally appears :sweat: DAMN she is looking better than ever!

no....NOOOOOO! :sad:


pics of this ?

womg that was some mgs costume change magic.

[lonewolf6465]

Metal Gear Bauer for reals.

[TehNewGuy]

I have a feeling we are about to see either a stealthy escape, or a RE4 Merc run

[lonewolf6465]

Never before have I seen such runaway skill.

[Akelexre]

"Take me to the hospital." :rofl:

[orochi_shin]

OMG! METAL GEAR JACK! I just came in my pants for real. This season Jack has just transcended God status... he's basically all creation rolled into one being. Wow.. just fucking wow.

[J-ride]

Bauer is beasting left and right, ITS INSANE!!!

[Akelexre]

Logan still sucks ass.

[DarkGiygas]

this will be the best season

ill get some gifs as soon as i dl the episodes

[regulate]

wtf, was that marc walberg in ctu?

[YellowS4]

Wow. I am left speechless. The meaning of life has come to me for the 5th time.

[DaFlipMastaXV]

President Logan is still a fuck face

[ExarchMathias]

Oh man the preview for tommorow hours looks insane!

[MrQuotes]

i picked a good time to start watching this show

[lonewolf6465]

We not only havea death clock, we need a mole clock too.

[Osiris]

"the only reason you're awake is because i don't want to carry you"

god, teach me!

[YellowS4]

Nice, ep1 is up for grabs. Gotta get smokescreenstab gif.

Edgar > Chloe's underwear model.

Shot request in 15mins

[orochi_shin]

I just came in my pants...

Please oh mighty Bauerites what must I do to join your holy, and elite cult of Bauer goodness.

[Typhoon Bee]

I still need download links guys. Help a brother out.

Those two episodes were awesome.

[Varial]

Oh, I just creamed myslef. It's gonna be a fucking war in the airport. The amount of ownage more than makes up for Palmer's death.

[Freakshow]

"You are going to tell me what I want to know. The question is, how much is it going to hurt you?":pray:

After tomorrow night's episode and Brother Vodazz's recap, we should all agree to not post for 24 hours in memory of the Fallen. Triple P, Red Queen, Tony, you all will be missed. The Order of the Psycho mourns you.

[Million]

oh man...tomorrow night's episodes look even crazier. Shit hits the fan bigtime at the airport, and bitchass Logan continues to be an ass....with a corrupted Matrix Agent by his side....more hotass Awesome Audrey, D-Cup Diane's wonderous melon-bombs bouncing around...and more people get shot.

What show can seriously beat the crazy world of 24? Not a damn thing.

[Kouga]

Damn that was fucking nuts. Everything I expect from 24

[Calcal]

Im surprised no one has made an avatar thats is Bauer+Bandana=Snake.

The season wont end till May. I cant wake that long..

[Seth]

24 delivers agin.

"patiently waiting for 24 .gifs"

[stealthcat]

Im surprised no one has made an avatar thats is Bauer+Bandana=Snake.

The season wont end till May. I cant wake that long..

I've been thinking the same thing. Anyways, its badass they killed off a lot of principal characters from last seasons. I hope Tony recovers and goes ape shit sometime mid-season. The airport battle will be hot.

[m121akuma]

President Logan is still a fuck face
Word.

RIP Triple P. You are now in good hands.

[DarkGiygas]

24 delivers agin.

"patiently waiting for 24 .gifs"

theyll be here within the hour

[Baron Samedi]

Insane!!!!!this fucking series never disapoints!!!

palmer got martin luther kinged
michelle was blown the fuck up!
almeyda roasted
chloe about to get tortured for sure
that chick from spin city is looking older but still hot
that kurt cobain lookin kid will surely get into trouble all season long
audrey had a short skirt and is looking hot
that fuck boi logan is still a bitch ass
and
he now has a traitor assistant thats gonna manipulate him
and a crazy wife , nobody is gonna beleive.

our only hope is
that bald guy with the glases,
audrey
the fat computer guy
and of course
JACK!!

its good to see that he hasn't lost a beat! the first time i saw him reach for his gun and assume the typical "jack with a gun stealth pose"(after he learned the pres was dead and that girl wanted him to come get breakfast), i almost cried

[Freakshow]

Someone needs to make sure Logan dies before Ep 12. Damn, this guy is a cunt. No wait, he is a dirty crack whore's cunt, swirling with a perfect storm of Venerial Disease. Tomorrow's Episode proves that Jack is a beast. He's so badass that he went back in time to Chicago in the early 90's to teach John McClane how to rescue a shitload of hostages being held by Eastern European/Russian Terrorists...

Die Hard 4: No more fucking around. EVERYONE GETS FUCKING SHOT!!!

[white shadow]

"The only reason you're still concious is because I don't want to carry you!":wow::pray::cool:

HARDEST CORE!!!

Man Jack aka Frank was so intent on keeping his identity secret he even drove a Toyota instead of his precious pet Ford F-150 and Explorer.:rofl:

But yeah the Rushin' Russians are the new nemesis in this one. :badboy:

Way in the future prediction: The Chinese are going to intervene near the end of the season OR have something to do with the Russians also.

[CgHuReInS]

First of all, RIP Palmer and the hotness that is Michelle. :(

I want Tony to come back and just have him and Jack take on every terrorist in the world, but I don't think he'll be back in action in the next 24 hours after getting engulfed in flames. Next season it's all over for the baddies though.

Mrs. Logan is channelling some of Driscoll's daughter from last year...but it seems like she knows what she's talking about this time around. And yeah, Logan still sucks.

Tomorrow looks badass. Can't wait.

[lonewolf6465]

I want Tony to come back and just have him and Jack take on every terrorist in the world, but I don't think he'll be back in action in the next 24 hours after getting engulfed in flames. Next season it's all over for the baddies though.




Have you watched season 3?