The Super Soaker Oozinator, by Hasbro

[Taito]

Buy one for your kids today.


http://host.exemplum.com/hasbro/supersoaker/videos/oozinator/oozinatorVid.htm
http://www.hasbro.com/default.cfm?page=browse&product_id=17359#

[PsychoSquall]

So that's what the Halo Covenant kids play with during the summer.

[Ragetowersrage]

Most fun I've had with a Super Soaker was back in december when my town got the second shipment of Xbox 360s. Me and a few friends did a drive by in below freezing weather with soakers full of ice cold water and soaked the people waiting.

How does the ooze shoot from that thing?

[godrifle]

anyone have any oozeshot pics?

[Etcetera]

anyone have any oozeshot pics?
Isn't that type of stuff banned on SRK?

[TempestFox]

Eeeew, Gross! Let's bathe in it orgasmically!

[Taito]

anyone have any oozeshot pics?
I messed up the original post. Check out the video (click the first link)

EDIT: I guess this falls under the 'random video' category. Mods can lock this thread if they want.

[Etcetera]

*watches video*
LOL, the guys who came up with this idea knew exactly what they were doing. Would doubt the prototype was named the Bukka-zooka. Honestly that was the gayest shit I evers een, kid jacking his super soaker getting it ready to skeet on everyone else WTF. Most disturbing was the black kid is rubbing it in.

edit: just looked this up on amazon http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000BXJ0L6/104-6654928-6041518?v=glance
Safety Information
CAUTION: Do not aim at eyes or face. TO AVOID INJURY: Use only clean tap water.
:lol:

[Ragetowersrage]

I clicked the amazon link and it said i should buy this with an easy bake oven

[VA_King]

Most fun I've had with a Super Soaker was back in december when my town got the second shipment of Xbox 360s. Me and a few friends did a drive by in below freezing weather with soakers full of ice cold water and soaked the people waiting.

How does the ooze shoot from that thing?




HOLY FUCK THAT WAS YOU!!!!?!?!?!? I WAS WORKING AT BEST BUY THAT NIGHT!!!!


all of the employees and i were laughing our asses off.



good job :clap:

[MagnuScruB]

HOLY FUCK THAT WAS YOU!!!!?!?!?!? I WAS WORKING AT BEST BUY THAT NIGHT!!!!


all of the employees and i were laughing our asses off.



good job :clap:
that also happened here in CA. now that i think of it, every best buy place either did a super soaker run or a "drop xbox out of car" and half a customer steal it run.

[VG Emblem]

Lol, super bukkake action.

[Senjutsu Sensei]

Man, what's worse than the fact that it's a skeet shooter? The fact that even in a kid's commercial.....the black guy got shot first. :rofl:

Sensei

P.S. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: @ Bukka-Zooka HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

[TheRock-BoS]

Waiting for the YTMND

nevermind...

http://ssoozinator.ytmnd.com/

WAIT! A BETTER YTMND!

http://oozinator.ytmnd.com/

[VG Emblem]

Oh God, the Photoshops have begun!

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/3921/oozinator20ze.gif
:rofl:

[Ragetowersrage]

Oh God, the Photoshops have begun!

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/3921/oozinator20ze.gif
:rofl:
DO a flipped image for Baloo, then it will look better. Instead of being able to shoot his junk around corners

[VG Emblem]

DO a flipped image for Baloo, then it will look better. Instead of being able to shoot his junk around corners
I didn't create it...
If somebody with Photoshop skills wants to, then go right on ahead, by all means...
:confused:

[BudaFuka]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: this deserved it's own thread, especially for that ytmnd:rofl:

[VA_King]

that also happened here in CA. now that i think of it, every best buy place either did a super soaker run or a "drop xbox out of car" and half a customer steal it run.

drop a normal xbox? a real one. wtf do you mean i didn't hear about that.

[MagnuScruB]

drop a normal xbox? a real one. wtf do you mean i didn't hear about that.
drop the xbox 360 box out there car but pretend it was real with the 360 inside...

[Bob the Bastard]

Waiting for the YTMND

nevermind...

http://ssoozinator.ytmnd.com/



What is the song on this one?

[VG Emblem]

What is the song on this one?
I don't know exactly know the song, but the first place I ever heard it from is here:

http://chunkpicard.ytmnd.com/

The YTMND does say "Sound: Rammstein - Freue Frei", though.

[majeh]

bio-ooze?

[Weecho]

http://oozinator.ytmnd.com/

:rofl: I wonder if the guy that invented this thing knew what he was doing.

[VG Emblem]

I hereby declare that April 2006 is the best month of the internet, ever.

[*InVeRs3*]

they need to have a guy whacking off to make this a true ytmnd classic that can topple RIDIN SPINNAS

[Bob the Bastard]

I don't know exactly know the song, but the first place I ever heard it from is here:

http://chunkpicard.ytmnd.com/

The YTMND does say "Sound: Rammstein - Freue Frei", though.

Thanks man!

[9999]

Man, remember the old school super soakers? My buddy had the 1000, the one with a fuckin backpack of water tanks :rofl: Couldve taken that damn thing into a war...

[Ragetowersrage]

Wasnt there a movie of that XB360 drop? A kid drives by and his buddy hangs out the window braggin then drops the box and someone in line grabs it and takes off then the kid in hte car jumps out after him.

As for the super soaker i used. i think it was an SFP 3000. Not sure. But just the noise one black guy made as the stream hit was perfect.

[EvilRyuX]

This is just so damn wrong... but I want one though. Oozinator drive-by's with the Lil Jon ''Skeet Skeet motherfucka's!'' song blasting. Hell, that would deserve to be on the internet.

And also, seems like the person that designed this had porno breaks here and there. :rofl:

Can you imagine in about 7-10 years, when the ''Skeet Kids'' looking back on this would say?

[TrunksSS3]

Oh God, the Photoshops have begun!

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/3921/oozinator20ze.gif
:rofl:


OWNED

[XZalla]

lmao that's some good shit!

(why can't my firefox allow gifs to animate?! gRR)

[abacabb]

Tonight I saw some kids playing with a super soaker like its hot out.

[Etcetera]

Can you imagine in about 7-10 years, when the ''Skeet Kids'' looking back on this would say?
I feel so sorry for them, this shit will never die down for them.

[Taito]

More Baloo gifs!

http://www.w00tah.com/uploads/baloo2.gif
http://www.w00tah.com/uploads/baloo3.gif
http://www.w00tah.com/uploads/baloo4.gif
http://www.w00tah.com/uploads/baloo5.gif

Ah skeet skeet skeet

[Alax.cool.]

lmfao, this shit is too fucking good. the bukkakenator in japan, right right?

and those kids took the ooze like pros. they must of had to go to some sort of work shop to take it like that.

[VA_King]

how do they make it ooze?!?!

[TheRock-BoS]

how do they make it ooze?!?!
By HORD pumping action! What else? :lovin:

[VA_King]

lol. no seriously.


someone figure this out!

[VG Emblem]

lol. no seriously.


someone figure this out!
I would tell you but I really don't feel like being banned today...:confused:

[VA_King]

lol. its apparently a cartridge.


sigh. i was hoping they invented some way to turn water into ... ya know.

[Yasashiyama]

This is just so damn wrong... but I want one though. Oozinator drive-by's with the Lil Jon ''Skeet Skeet motherfucka's!'' song blasting. Hell, that would deserve to be on the internet.

And also, seems like the person that designed this had porno breaks here and there. :rofl:

Can you imagine in about 7-10 years, when the ''Skeet Kids'' looking back on this would say?
One of my friend's kids , whose like 1-2 years old, just said "KEET" today. I guess he's getting the idea since people around him are always going around saying "Skeet, skeet" like little retards. Can't possibly imagine the kind of trouble he'll get into when he gets back to the wife.

Husband:"Honey, look! Our son is about to say his first word!"
Kid:"Skeet, skeet!"

P.s. TrunksSS3, I swear to fucking god, that girl in your AV looks exactly like my cousin. Where in the hell did you get that pic? :confused:

[Ragetowersrage]

Can I fuck your cousin?

[PsychoSquall]

This commercial was sponsored in part by Michael Jackson Inc.

[Kyoujin]

:rofl: Even the pump action is nasty. That kid is going to grow up with some serious problems when he realizes how nasty that commercial was.

[Wolfkiller]

*pump pump* "HAH HAH HAH!"

That's exactly how I'm gonna laugh next time I oozinate all over some girl's face.

[shiningsoul]

I wonder how many times it would take to refill that 10oz with homemade "bio-ooze."

[Senjutsu Sensei]

I wonder how many times it would take to refill that 10oz with homemade "bio-ooze."

(my brain after reading that)

1.:wonder:

2.:lol:

3.:wonder:

Sensei

[1]

Oh noes! the link is down. I watched it yesterday but I wanted to show my friend.