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white shadow
04-29-2006, 07:41 PM
...Who do you think could win?

Here's the scenario:

Suppose world leaders would enter this competition in which they have to fight with no weapons in a standard boxing arena 1 on 1 against each other for world supremacy; while in their current condition.

Who do you think would win?

-Fidel Castro vs George Bush?

-Nelson Mandela vs Kim Jong Il

etc... etc...

I'm sure a lot of 3rd world countries have some really physically powerful leaders sincemany of them were once (or still are) warlords ex-military.

Plutoburn
04-29-2006, 07:43 PM
I am pretty sure the natives would rule the world if that happens.

9999
04-29-2006, 07:44 PM
Guveenur uv caleefourniaaaaaaaaaaaa

white shadow
04-29-2006, 07:56 PM
^Note I said world leaders.

Gone are the days where a king would follow his loyal soldiers into battle. :shake:

tondashocka
04-29-2006, 07:58 PM
I think they should settle their differences playing Starcraft...



... that or GoldenEye.

Nando
04-29-2006, 08:02 PM
I think they should settle their differences playing Starcraft...



... that or GoldenEye.
3s?...just because shoryuken.com....

Vicente FoX!!!

Jahat
04-29-2006, 08:08 PM
I think they should settle their differences playing Starcraft..

Are you kidding , Kim Jung ill will rule the world …..kekekekekeke zerg rush ^________^

Bush vs Saddam
ST money match no Akuma , winner takes all .

Have at thee

tondashocka
04-29-2006, 08:13 PM
Are you kidding , Kim Jung ill will rule the world …..kekekekekeke zerg rush ^________^

Bush vs Saddam
ST money match no Akuma , winner takes all .

Have at thee


Lolz it's funny you should say "kekekekekeke" because this AZN guy I used to play SC with always said that.:razzy:

Raz0r
04-29-2006, 08:16 PM
I am pretty sure the natives would rule the world if that happens.

Natives to where?

white shadow
04-29-2006, 08:25 PM
Well I know that dubya's extensive national guard training would give him a leg up on all the other leaders. poor souls.

Sheng-Long
04-29-2006, 09:17 PM
Well Dubya's got military training + drunk power up so he's gonna mop the floor VS an aging and insane Castro. Although Castro being insane would probably give him a +1 in defense because crazy people have a higher tolerance to pain.

Other fighters:
Vatican Leader Pope Ratzinger: Trained Nazi, +1 knife skill, +1 staff skill and possible dark jedi skills.

Ukraine President Viktor Yuschenko: Immune to lightning, Immune to poison, Special Bee attack.

Yumi Saotome
04-29-2006, 09:28 PM
Putin >> all. The guy lectures and teaches Judo in JAPAN.

VG Emblem
04-29-2006, 09:30 PM
Other fighters:
Vatican Leader Pope Ratzinger: Trained Nazi, +1 knife skill, +1 staff skill and possible dark jedi skills.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

godrifle
04-29-2006, 09:43 PM
Politicians doing fist battles?

Okay, why not for next year's evo I say the grand finals should be decided with thumbwars.

No sense.

4neqs
04-29-2006, 09:47 PM
Putin >> all. The guy lectures and teaches Judo in JAPAN.

And he's a vampire:looney:

Higher-Jin
04-29-2006, 10:02 PM
People would probably elect mike tyson as president if that were the case, it wouldn't be very pretty with "My defense is impwegnable, my style is impwetous, im juss fowocious, i'll tear out your hart, i wanna eat yo children... PRAISE BE TO ALLAUH!" being the new foreign policy.... and we kinda already want that policy to go out the door along with bush.

Gumbercules
04-29-2006, 10:04 PM
Castro would win he's fucking immortal

DropOff
04-29-2006, 10:06 PM
OG Jean Chrétien would have ruled all. Not only was half of his body impervious to pain but he's got rushdown two hand choke.

Jahat
04-29-2006, 10:22 PM
People would probably elect mike tyson as president if that were the case, it wouldn't be very pretty with "My defense is impwegnable, my style is impwetous, im juss fowocious, i'll tear out your hart, i wanna eat yo children... PRAISE BE TO ALLAUH!" being the new foreign policy.... and we kinda already want that policy to leave with bush.

Tyson going to have problem with Kim Jung Ill , Jung Ill would utilize the Don King hair style to confuse Tyson

Ma brotha Ma brotha Ma brothaaaaaa….(kick Tyson in the nut)

Kekeke.. A winner is me ~ Jung Ill

SRKev
04-29-2006, 10:59 PM
Castro would win he's fucking immortal

Castro is fucking gimp!
He broke 2 bones from tripping on stairs at that graduation awhile back!:looney:

My vote goes for the pope, son has Holy Hand Grenade Special AND Full tier 2 priest gear!:rofl:

Return of Shiki
04-29-2006, 11:08 PM
Considering SRK, I'm surprised this topic hasn't posted tiers or world leader mugen pics yet...

Higher-Jin
04-29-2006, 11:42 PM
i wonder if anyone would have the balls to kim jong and ask him to say "Me chinese, me play joke........."

merdoc
04-30-2006, 12:25 AM
Noriega wins, he has a sword, sword= ninja and ninjas kick ass:nunchuck:

BornAgainCommunist
04-30-2006, 02:14 AM
Winston Churchhill still fresh?

white shadow
04-30-2006, 07:10 AM
Are the Japanese emperors trained in the martial arts or do they just sit around doing nothing with their lives?

Kyoujin
04-30-2006, 07:58 AM
OG Jean Chrétien would have ruled all. Not only was half of his body impervious to pain but he's got rushdown two hand choke.

:rofl: So true

Kayin
04-30-2006, 08:41 AM
Are the Japanese emperors trained in the martial arts or do they just sit around doing nothing with their lives?
Emperors in Japan are just like Kings in England now, they have no real political power and are just there for sake of tradition. Japan is a democracy as far as I know.

J-ride
04-30-2006, 10:40 AM
George Bush would get creamed by anyone whose daddy didn't bail him out his whole life.

Dick Cheney though, I bet he can kick someone's ass.