SRK Tier Discussion XP [Archive]

thurst

05-12-2006, 10:28 PM

umm you guys know the deal, it's been about a year since the last official meeting of the S.H.I.T. and a lot has happened in that time. i'll repost the opening from last year

in these VS thread-less times we need our tier discussion to sustain order in the srk mutliverse, so here it is. first things first, everyone must accept that god tier is closed. there's no arguing against macbauer, jack bauer or macguyver even if you could conceivably win the argument your posts would magically be deleted and you'd never be heard from again...that said

god tier
MacBauer

zenith tier
Bauer (anti-prep/non-give-a-shittance embodied)
Macgyver (prep-time embodied)
Mentos

top tier
The King™
Nutrigrain Bar Guy
God
rollback guy
"the end" thanos
ST akuma
FTF/cross-up cable
cr. fierce*
(PrepTime) Batman**
Spinach'd Popeye

now, the question i pose to srk who over the past few months has emerged as worthy of top tier status. a prerequisite of top tier status is that one must be able to fight batman to a standstill AND people have to give a shit about the character (meaning galactus/nimrod/etc won't be top tier anytime soon).

just so it's clear who has already been defeated:

* kool-aid man (affectionaly known as KAM, actually achieved top tier status until evidence arose of him being owned by soccer mom's in the great north, also recent kool-aid commercials put his tier status in question. also anti-KAM spray has appeared on batman's utility belt forever keeping KAM from top tier)

* zerg rush (batman owned zerg rush in his wayne tech/blizzard incarnation with the 1.6 patch increasing spawning pool cost to 200 minerals, effectively nerfing the strat)

* pre-crisis superman (owned enumerable times in comics by batman, most decisively in DKSA along with the game ending quote "get out of my cave")

ok guys, vs. threads are still banned so let's get to it...

my nomination is SUPERBOY PRIME...umm, he's a fucking beast. all the powers of superman, except he's fucking psycho...it took multiple superman incarnations, superboy AND a red sun to take him down....not to mention 50 green lanterns and a red sun prison just to contain him. his anti-pussy is off the charts bcuz he hates everything not from the prime world, and he's the only survivor. he has no known weaknesses as of now...

discuss

YahnV

05-12-2006, 10:42 PM

Pssh, no Jacky Chan or chicken in the top tier? List is pure bunk.

VG Emblem

05-12-2006, 10:50 PM

I smell trouble abrewing...

Hokuto no Jeffro

05-12-2006, 11:10 PM

Raiden needs some tier bumpage. The badassery of the MGS4 trailer bumps him from shit tier to top tier or at least one below.
I also support S Prime for decapitating Pantha and cutting Bushido in half, both with heat vision.

thurst

05-12-2006, 11:35 PM

jackie chan is owned by his poor script choice, not to mention he's not even near being the most bad ass asian actor. that title goes to either sonny chiba or gordon liu, fucking beasts.

Shade

05-12-2006, 11:37 PM

Ted Turner (Family Guy as himself/Robot Chicken as Captain Planet)

Can infiltrate any buisness corporation without any interference due to him being who he is. If he needs to survive, he can have mammals (Dogs in one case) bare his seed, dogs, having litters of 5-20 dogs means optimal survival or "Turner" species.
Not enviting him to a game of poker, or refusing to keep the environment clean by littering enrages him (everyone is at risk/threat to him, so he is at a constant alert status).

E3 (Electronic Entertainment Expo) 15 Minute Trailer Edition Raiden [Metal Gear Solid fame)*

Raiden single-handedly takes out 12/twelve Metal Gear Gekkō's (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Gear_REX#Gekk.C5.8D_.28Moonlight.29), armed with nothing but a High Frequency Blade (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vibroblade ,a small Army Knife, and a trenchcoat. Excerpt from wikipedia:

"High-Frequency Blade (a "ninjatō" or straightened katana. Capable of both lethal and non-lethal attacks by switching between the sharp and dull sides of the blade. It can also be used to deflect gunfire. Used by the Ninja and then handed to Raiden; also used by Tengu Commandos. )."

Each Gekkō carries missles, and mini-rail guns mounted on either side, and it is equipped with a Battle AI unmatched by current day technology. Their melee attacks are powerful enough to break through solid concrete.

Raiden takes out each one as if he was playing with them.

*Source material here, http://mach1games.com/blog/blogE3.htm | http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NXX6JJUG | http://www.konami.jp/kojima_pro/e3_2006/ , View after "0:12:28"

My two nominations.

And I am sooo happy to see this thread again.

DaDesiCanadian

05-12-2006, 11:40 PM

umm you guys know the deal, it's been about a year since the last official meeting of the S.H.I.T. and a lot has happened in that time. i'll repost the opening from last year

ok guys, vs. threads are still banned so let's get to it...

my nomination is SUPERBOY PRIME...umm, he's a fucking beast. all the powers of superman, except he's fucking psycho...it took multiple superman incarnations, superboy AND a red sun to take him down....not to mention 50 green lanterns and a red sun prison just to contain him. his anti-pussy is off the charts bcuz he hates everything not from the prime world, and he's the only survivor. he has no known weaknesses as of now...

discuss

I thought that overpowered characters were generally banned from the tiers... the less powerful, the more creative the better. Like mentos and shit... superboy prime seems to be like too powerful. It' OBVIOUS that he's a really good char.

YahnV

05-12-2006, 11:45 PM

jackie chan is owned by his poor script choice, not to mention he's not even near being the most bad ass asian actor. that title goes to either sonny chiba or gordon liu, fucking beasts.

Sonny Chiba are you fucking serious? Sonny Chiba SUCKS ASS.

VG Emblem

05-12-2006, 11:45 PM

05-13-2006, 12:48 AM

Following Shade is another nomination for a character that beasted at E3.

LINK!

After Mario beasted everyone EXCEPT Link with that above instant kill calibur huge flame ball thing (http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=5/13000512942.gif&s=f5), Link completely owned him with the most awesome special move ever conceived.

http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=5/13001035627.gif&s=f5

I recommend top tier.

Link has no anti-pussy, or does he? If so, then Princess Zelda owns his elfish cock for free.

Also, wouldn't the fact that he isn't full adult mode all the time hurt his chances as well? After all, its not Wind Waker Link we're talking about here.

Shade

05-13-2006, 12:56 AM

It would depend on what version of Link you were telling. Ocarina of Time version could fall under that weakness, but you have to consider this guy altered time itself to save the pussy.

ninjabastard

05-13-2006, 01:04 AM

I have a good one I've been saving for awhile. I'll present my findings to the SHIT committee at a later date.

Ender120

05-13-2006, 01:26 AM

Rollback Guy is missing from the list.

LET THE TIERS BEGIN!

VG Emblem

05-13-2006, 01:37 AM

Link has no anti-pussy, or does he? If so, then Princess Zelda owns his elfish cock for free.

Also, wouldn't the fact that he isn't full adult mode all the time hurt his chances as well? After all, its not Wind Waker Link we're talking about here.
Of course, not all the versions of Link would be top tier. I'm thinking more Twilight Princess/Super Smash Bros. Brawl Link.

Shade

05-13-2006, 02:19 AM

It was revealed in Family Guy that Spinach'd Popeye has cancer.

Ender120

05-13-2006, 02:42 AM

Of course, not all the versions of Link would be top tier. I'm thinking more Twilight Princess/Super Smash Bros. Brawl Link.

I'm sure that'll be relevant... when either of those games are available to the general public. If you'd care to renominate him then, that'd be great. Assuming that he's actually top tier.

First, you're going to have to explain how Link, in any game, beats Prep Time Batman.

thurst

05-13-2006, 05:46 AM

snip

nah, there's no such thing as a character that's too overpowered for the tiers.

SUPERBOY PRIME can break time from the present, meaning that he is effectively immune to time travel. he pretty much singlehandedly retcon'd half of the DCU. PT bats has no surefire scheme that can be used against him, he can see through cable's cross-up attempts, also he has the ability to create ridiculously overpowered gear for himself (ie the red sun absorber) therefore he can use attacks such as AHVB & cr. fierce to make himself stronger.

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now, is super smash bros brawl a different game than SSBM? regardless link is basically just a glorified captain boomerang with a sword, batman could easiliy dispatch of him...not to mention his antipussy is lacking severely.

hmmm i think we'll have to let quiche rebutt these new popeye findings, however i must say family guy is a very credible source.

ted turner got owned by vince mcmahon when he tried to get into the wrestling business, therefore he isn't top tier.

i think we should wait until MGS4 comes out just to make sure raiden isn't getting owned by another holo-girlfriend.

lmao sonny chiba doesn't suck ass, he fucking beats up and kills guys that owe him money...and then sells their sisters into prostitution to recoup his debt. you don't get much more bad ass than that. people need to be on sonny chiba's dick like they're on chuck norris' cuz he owns to a much greater degree.

Ender120

05-13-2006, 05:54 AM

thurst

05-13-2006, 06:02 AM

was dips vs. comics ever resolved? bcuz thanos is top tier and he's never been in live action

caliagent#3

05-13-2006, 06:13 AM

Sonny Chiba are you fucking serious? Sonny Chiba SUCKS ASS.

Crazy. Chiba is a legend.

RockBogart

05-13-2006, 06:14 AM

Deathstroke the Terminator? I mean if Bats made the list then, Slade is a step ahead. His prep-time is done seconds before battle half the time and the only time he lost to bats is in the end of Infinte Crisis(which was bullshit) cause the bat family jumped his ass while he was handling someone else. That didnt make since cause he took out most of JLA's A sqaud by himself in a singel confrontation all at the same time.

Ender120

05-13-2006, 06:28 AM

was dips vs. comics ever resolved? bcuz thanos is top tier and he's never been in live action

That's very true. The justification for Thanos is that video game characters are immune to Dip, and Thanos was in mvc2.

If Superboy Prime is in a video game (I wouldn't know), then it's a different story.

DB44

05-13-2006, 06:38 AM

Superboy Prime should be high top tier. He would punch thru dip and retcon it out of existance. He might even make a dip asborbing suit. He is too good

ToyRobotTerror

05-13-2006, 07:59 AM

Hal Jordan i'll motivate on sunday plus bring visual proof that he owns batman.

RockBogart

05-13-2006, 08:25 AM

Hal Jordan i'll motivate on sunday plus bring visual proof that he owns batman.

Dude most green lanterns own most of the DCU anyway. No one needs proof.

Shade

05-13-2006, 10:56 AM

nah, there's no such thing as a character that's too overpowered for the tiers.

SUPERBOY PRIME can break time from the present, meaning that he is effectively immune to time travel. he pretty much singlehandedly retcon'd half of the DCU. PT bats has no surefire scheme that can be used against him, he can see through cable's cross-up attempts, also he has the ability to create ridiculously overpowered gear for himself (ie the red sun absorber) therefore he can use attacks such as AHVB & cr. fierce to make himself stronger.

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now, is super smash bros brawl a different game than SSBM? regardless link is basically just a glorified captain boomerang with a sword, batman could easiliy dispatch of him...not to mention his antipussy is lacking severely.

hmmm i think we'll have to let quiche rebutt these new popeye findings, however i must say family guy is a very credible source.

ted turner got owned by vince mcmahon when he tried to get into the wrestling business, therefore he isn't top tier.

i think we should wait until MGS4 comes out just to make sure raiden isn't getting owned by another holo-girlfriend.

lmao sonny chiba doesn't suck ass, he fucking beats up and kills guys that owe him money...and then sells their sisters into prostitution to recoup his debt. you don't get much more bad ass than that. people need to be on sonny chiba's dick like they're on chuck norris' cuz he owns to a much greater degree.

I vote purely for E3 Raiden, simply because the game doesnt come out for such a long time (7/7/07), and the 15 minute trailer is more than enough data presented to justify his tiering.

Hunter D

05-13-2006, 11:10 AM

Sonny Chiba are you fucking serious? Sonny Chiba SUCKS ASS.
Chiba is the man. Streetfighter for life suckas.

thurst

05-13-2006, 11:12 AM

well SUPERBOY PRIME is a younger superman from another dimension ("here he'll never grow up to be superman"), so in essence he's a specific incarnation of superman much in the same way "the end" thanos is a specific incarnation of thanos. superman has been in inumerable movies/videogames/etc, therefore he's a immune to dip and since the precedent has been set by (bats/thanos/akuma/etc). if superman is immune to dip then SUPERBOY PRIME is also.

that's just the formal justification of course, bcuz in reality he would probably create a dip absorbing suit just as DB44 said.

didn't deathstroke take out most of the JSA, and not the JLA? batgirl showed deathstroke's weakness to be his daughter.

edit: i gotta get my premium back so i can upload pics, i was gonna show SUPERBOY PRIME choking the shit out of hal jordan, but alas it's not to be

edit2: where was rollback guy on the tiers? i have to edit the first post

maxx

05-13-2006, 11:14 AM

i also agree superboy prime for god tier.

the man punched through reality..even superman cant do that.

DaDesiCanadian

05-13-2006, 11:48 AM

crimzonflame

05-13-2006, 12:02 PM

Spider-Man is better than Batman. Batman is a ***.

SRKev

05-13-2006, 12:03 PM

Spider-Man is better than Batman. Batman is a ***.

Leave....and never come back.

Pained Auron

05-13-2006, 12:10 PM

i do not agree with sbp being in god tier. sbp got beat by a DEPOWERED superman who had just flown him through a red sun. being as how sbp is from a different dimension, this doesn't affect him, but it does affect regular supes; who then proceeded to beat the shit out of sbp. in other owrds, no to sbp.

as far as deathstroke goes, i'm kinda torn on that one. he is supposed to have a better prep time than batman, but i'm not too sure about his anti pussy powers

Shade

05-13-2006, 12:24 PM

No, I didn't mean that. I mean it's OBVIOUS Superboy is Top Tier. What's the point in putting him in the tiers? Juggernaut got turned down for the very same reason by the S.H.I.T. If you put in Superboy Prime, might as well toss in a whole plethora of superheroes. There's no creativity in the argument.. there's no originality. He's just the average overpowered superhero.
Superboy Prime just seems so .... boring.

Look at rollback guy.. now there's an amazing addition. See what i'm getting at?

Btw, i'm really not trying to be a bitch, i'm just playing the devil's advocate here.

I hate to say it, but I agree with you. It makes tiering pointless if we include every super powered fucker from DC. Hell, most of them are god tier. It would also disrupt the tiering, thats already established.

Once again, E3R for Tier.

thurst

05-13-2006, 12:57 PM

i feel you with the obvious argument. but maybe cuz it's fresh in my mind, but the strength of superboy prime isn't that he's just massively strong in comics...it's that his very existence as a character is such an example of blatant example of non-give-a-shittance that he has to be tiered.

think of the most broken character you can think of...and superboy prime still be more broken.

remember when we thought flash's speed was ridiculously broken...well yeah all 3 of them tried to take out superboy prime, and everyone thought it was over. but what happens? he builds an red sun absorber that converts blah blah blah....whatever the shit doesn't even really make sense, but he just comes back stronger than ever.

superboy prime is so broken that if one day you opened up a marvel comic and read that superboy prime had just destroyed NYC and was having a secret affair with mary jane it would make perfect sense.

if tomorrow the supreme court overturns roe v wade AND brown v board of ed, it'd be due to inspiration they received from superboy prime.

when colbert roasted the president in person on live TV he was emboldened by superboy prime.

in short superboy prime is the product of non-give-a-shittance taken too far. whenever someone says, "fuck it, do it anyway!" THAT is superboy prime, he transcends himself in a sense.

there can no longer be any shock at a person's actions bcuz of the existence of superboy prime.

*sits down & smokes cigarette*

edit: so where can i see this raiden trailer?

SRKev

05-13-2006, 12:58 PM

It's pretty obvious that SBP is top tier, just look at the security measures the Lanterns had to take to imprison him!

Ender120

05-13-2006, 01:17 PM

The Rollback Guy was high Top Tier.

Rollback Guy owns Superboy Prime too good.

Shade

05-13-2006, 01:31 PM

I think we should post references for everyone. It helps in the debate.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_Prime_Superboy

I am against SBP, mainly because he is quite literally broken. If he's tiered, it would be his own tier [Broke Status], and he'd be by himself.

thurst

05-13-2006, 01:38 PM

rollback guy is cool and i'd give him the edge in the initial stages of a fight with superboy prime; but once prime became sufficiently confused by all the dropping prices and numbers, he'd kill a random civilian by accident and shout "YOU'RE MAKING ME LIKE YOU! AHHHH" and then proceed to reverse rollback guy's polarity causing him to actually raise prices uncontrollaby instead of rolling them back...how he'd go about that idk, but it would undoubtedly involve some machine he created on the spot.

Shade

05-13-2006, 01:42 PM

He'd raise the prices on comics, preventing comics from being purchased, causing writers to leave comics, resulting in SBP's demise. The end.

Pained Auron

05-13-2006, 01:47 PM

edit: i gotta get my premium back so i can upload pics, i was gonna show SUPERBOY PRIME choking the shit out of hal jordan, but alas it's not to be

he never did. he choked gardner not jordan

thurst

05-13-2006, 01:58 PM

He'd raise the prices on comics, preventing comics from being purchased, causing writers to leave comics, resulting in SBP's demise. The end.

so then would he still be rollBACK guy? i was under the impression that rollback guy's power lied in the chaos he could ensue by rolling any & everything back. but being the psycho that he is SBP wouldn't really care about wiping himself out, in that respect he's kinda like the joker...without the humor.

i like this [Broke Status] tier though, it has an irony to it.

i just looked at it again, he chokes guy...and then when hal comes he give him the ol' 1,2.

DB44

05-13-2006, 02:24 PM

I like the sound of [Broke Status] tier too. SBP is too gangsta

maxx

05-13-2006, 02:37 PM

He'd raise the prices on comics, preventing comics from being purchased, causing writers to leave comics, resulting in SBP's demise. The end.

Just cause writers don't write him doesn't mean he doesn't exist. As long as people remember him, he will always exist in comic purgatory. Even with a rise of comic...their will always and i mean always be someone who will buy it.

Fuck. sbp would just punch rollback out of existance.

sbp is too broken. god tier.

i will also like to re-nominate speed force assist flash.

Shade

05-13-2006, 02:39 PM

Haha.

Demon Dash

05-13-2006, 03:08 PM

The universe is definatly top tier.

maxx

05-13-2006, 03:15 PM

The universe is definatly top tier.

i dunno bet prep-time batman would find a way to take the universe down..using spb and the green lantern corps and jesus.

Shade

05-13-2006, 03:17 PM

I vote that we Archive the existing tiers, and shelve them as a specific date (2005, or fall/winter tiering), and start a fresh, new batch based on the media we are getting now. However, we shouldnt forget the previous tier, ut refer to it, and eventually compare/battle with each tier at the end of this threads life.

I also opt for a Wiki page. Its just perfect. Thrust for Wiki Mod aswell.

Demon Dash

05-13-2006, 03:17 PM

i dunno bet prep-time batman would find a way to take the universe down..using spb and the green lantern corps and jesus.
Maybes "Kapow!" and "Crack!" would do it.

Ender120

05-13-2006, 03:33 PM

Superboy can try to punch Rollback Guy... until Rollback Guy rolls back the number of molecules in his hand and he's left with a stump.

Or maybe he could rollback the number of eyes in Superboy's head. And then the number of lungs he has. And then his heart rate, until he dies.

Or he could rollback his age until he's a baby and then just laugh.

Rollback guy rolls back the value of things. It's what he does. Superboy doesn't stand a chance.

maxx

05-13-2006, 03:38 PM

YahnV

05-13-2006, 03:48 PM

Chiba is the man. Streetfighter for life suckas.

That's funny because the Streetfighter series was the first thing that came to mind when I think of his ass-suckiness.

Shade

05-13-2006, 04:03 PM

http://www.shoryuken.com/wiki/index.php/User:Shade

Example. Just let me know if you are down thrust.

maxx

05-13-2006, 04:05 PM

http://www.shoryuken.com/wiki/index.php/User:Shade

Example. Just let me know if you are down thrust.

needs an explanation of how this got started..a mini history.

an explanation of who chooses to enter the people

but good for a start

Shade

05-13-2006, 04:09 PM

Feel free to edit it accordingly. The very top would be the best placement I suppose, after the title.

The pictures will link off to each of their profiles btw, eventually.

maxx

05-13-2006, 04:24 PM

was tiering born out of goku vs superman?

VG Emblem

05-13-2006, 04:35 PM

I'm sure that'll be relevant... when either of those games are available to the general public. If you'd care to renominate him then, that'd be great. Assuming that he's actually top tier.

First, you're going to have to explain how Link, in any game, beats Prep Time Batman.
Fine. There's not really enough proof of top-tiered-ness right now besides the trailers for SSBB and Twilight Princess, I'll agree with that. I'll either just renominate him later when the game releases, when there's some more information, or I'll try to form a half-assed debate later.

maxx

05-13-2006, 04:43 PM

link gets owned by pussy. isnt that a pre-requisite for getting into even basic tiering.

Shade

05-13-2006, 04:51 PM

Hmm, well, he's never got into anything he couldnt handle from the pussy. In fact, the pussy made him stronger on many occasions.

VG Emblem

05-13-2006, 04:55 PM

Hmm, well, he's never go into anything he couldnt handle from the pussy. In fact, the pussy made him stronger on many occasions.
Exactly. And also, the pussy he goes after usually has magical abilities to aid him and has been proven to be able to fight (SSBM).
Not that big of a weakness, if not one at all.

maxx

05-13-2006, 05:02 PM

Hmm, well, he's never got into anything he couldnt handle from the pussy. In fact, the pussy made him stronger on many occasions.

but the mere fact he only gets into adventures because of the pussy

pussy=owned

think of it..if the princess never shaked her lil ass and said help he would never have gotten off his stupid elf ass to do anything. he'd be around highrule trying to fuck the fairy.

but ever..and i mean everytime the princess screams help..link is off and running..and its not like he's married to her. he's a poor peasant boy in every version.

VG Emblem

05-13-2006, 05:05 PM

but the mere fact he only gets into adventures because of the pussy

pussy=owned

think of it..if the princess never shaked her lil ass and said help he would never have gotten off his stupid elf ass to do anything. he'd be around highrule trying to fuck the fairy.

but ever..and i mean everytime the princess screams help..link is off and running..and its not like he's married to her. he's a poor peasant boy in every version.
That's just his motivation. Why the hell did Batman turn into a superhero? Because his parents were murdered and he wanted to get justice for them and everybody else in Gotham City. So by that definition, if Batman's parents never died, he would've never done anything worthy of top tier. Batman would just be a spoiled little rich brat.

maxx

05-13-2006, 05:09 PM

That's just his motivation. Why the hell did Batman turn into a superhero? Because his parents were murdered and he wanted to get justice for them and everybody else in Gotham City. So by that definition, if Batman's parents never died, he would've never done anything worthy of top tier. Batman would just be a spoiled little rich brat.

doesnt matter if its his motivation under tiering rules you cant be affected by dip.to get into high tiering you have to get by prep time batman. and to even get into tiering you must not be pussy owned..which link is.

Shade

05-13-2006, 05:15 PM

For future reference, could I get a Prep-Time Batman description? I wont stop for anything to get E3 Raiden In Top Tier.

thurst

05-13-2006, 05:21 PM

it's THURST...lol, but yeah i'll check it out

i'm also a proponent of archiving the tiers since i don't really wanna shit on the old tiers, but at the same time new shit happens.

before tiering stuff was just ranked. like i remember my favorite was the list where bowling pin had like a top 10 or something with jesus coming in at #6. shit had me dying, it's probably still cache'd by google now that i think about it.

just found this (http://kababoom.blogspot.com/2005/05/tiers.html), the part that is quoted there was written by Az in last year's thread btw

Shade

05-13-2006, 05:23 PM

Lol. I always read it as thrust. My apologies. XD

Shade

05-13-2006, 05:35 PM

aragami

05-13-2006, 05:40 PM

Another vote for E3 Raiden, I was very impressed.

I'm still kind of pushing for Cap'n Crunch for Top Tier, but that's kind of stalled. So I'm also considering Norman from Mighty Max for Top Tier, but I'll make that a separate post when I have some data.

Shade

05-13-2006, 05:44 PM

First of all, source for avatar? <3

Tantin

05-13-2006, 05:45 PM

...It's coming.

The greatest figure to grace the tiers /ever/

Stay tuned, Bitches.

thurst

05-13-2006, 05:54 PM

haha one year later tiers, thats good shit. the last thread was very crisis-esque with the SHIT being officially born and then that splinter group that formed...and it is a year later, so yeah

we need the thread renamed "SRK Tiers....One Year Later", and we need the identity of that mystery blogger

Shade

05-13-2006, 05:57 PM

Excellent. I'll keep my eye out, and Wiki updated.

Darkstalker

05-13-2006, 06:24 PM

>_>

House anyone?

<_<

*fanboy*

VG Emblem

05-13-2006, 06:28 PM

I have another nomination for top tier.

BUT, can a character that has been certified top tier still take part in the Battle Poll?

If not, I hold off on my nomination for now.

Pained Auron

05-13-2006, 06:43 PM

I have another nomination for top tier.

BUT, can a character that has been certified top tier still take part in the Battle Poll?

If not, I hold off on my nomination for now.

batman is in top tier, and he's in battle poll. as long as he isn't overpowered, then it shouldn't matter.

i got two. matt fucking murdock, and captain america

murdock got sent to jail, and he's beating the shit out of everyone there. hell, i think even the kingpin is gonna try to form an alliance with him. not to mention the punisher.

captain america took out an entire shield commando that was trained to stop superhuman threats. plus he has a major role in civil war as the leader of the resistance movement. so i fully expect him to beat the shit out of iron man. i'll add more stuff when i can remember it

Nando

05-13-2006, 06:45 PM

clint Eastwood?

YahnV

05-13-2006, 06:49 PM

clint Eastwood?

Yeah, how is Bauer top tier and Eastwood gets no rep?

VG Emblem

05-13-2006, 06:57 PM

batman is in top tier, and he's in battle poll. as long as he isn't overpowered, then it shouldn't matter.
Hmm, fine then. I'll gather a bit more evidence and then I'll bring my findings for a nomination.

Shade

05-13-2006, 07:00 PM

For the Record, Prep-Time Batman would get cut in half by E3 Raiden. E3 Raiden wouldnt give him any prep-time, as he didnt give the Gekko's any.

E3 Raiden will now be known as E3R.

Nemesis00

05-13-2006, 08:05 PM

Matt Murdock has zero Anti-Pussy.

Ted Turner obviously has no anti-pussy if he's running around having sex with dogs.

If Raiden is still dating that chick, then he has no anti-pussy either. Cus you know she would only get worse as time went on.

Did we ever settle on Rollback Guy being a Master of Evil along with the Burger King?

05-13-2006, 08:31 PM

murdock got sent to jail, and he's beating the shit out of everyone there. hell, i think even the kingpin is gonna try to form an alliance with him. not to mention the punisher.

captain america took out an entire shield commando that was trained to stop superhuman threats. plus he has a major role in civil war as the leader of the resistance movement. so i fully expect him to beat the shit out of iron man. i'll add more stuff when i can remember it

Murdock>Captain America

Captain America is banging Sharon Carter AGAIN. Anti-pussy is not on Cap's side. As for Murdock, its showing a lot. He doesn't give a fuck. He's got nothing to lose at all. So yeah, I'd throw Murdock in for sure. I never really thought about giving Murdock a nomination.

thurst

05-13-2006, 08:41 PM

let's get it straight, are we starting from scratch or no? if so then we need to agree upon the new criteria and what not.

Pained Auron

05-13-2006, 09:02 PM

Murdock>Captain America

Captain America is banging Sharon Carter AGAIN. Anti-pussy is not on Cap's side. As for Murdock, its showing a lot. He doesn't give a fuck. He's got nothing to lose at all. So yeah, I'd throw Murdock in for sure. I never really thought about giving Murdock a nomination.

yea murdock is gonna go all out against whoever planned foggy's death

Shade

05-13-2006, 09:23 PM

let's get it straight, are we starting from scratch or no? if so then we need to agree upon the new criteria and what not.

For the most part, we leave the original tiering alone.
No comparisons.
Reference.
Etc.

The Previous Tier will now be known as Pre-Crisis Tier (tentative).

We have to decide on a something/someone whom to base all continued possible tiering on.

So far, we have these mentioned contenders:

E3R [Eletronic Entertainment Expo Raiden] (wears an Exoskeleton, therefore, no longer has sex [Exoskeleton Anti-Pussy])
Matt Murdock
Captain America
Clint Eastwood
Ted Turner (I herby drop him, based upon him having no Anti-Pussy, because he fucks Dogs [src:Family Guy])
Link [gathering argument material/VG Emblem]
Superboy Prime (decide that he is Broken Tier?)

Infernoman

05-13-2006, 09:48 PM

Shade

05-13-2006, 09:52 PM

Agreed. If he STEPS on you, you are dead. Period. He has like, Anti-Life Penny-Loafers or something.

Manx

05-13-2006, 09:56 PM

Agreed. If he STEPS on you, you are dead. Period. He has like, Anti-Life Penny-Loafers or something.
Word. And don't forget about the jumping abilities those shoes lend him also.

VG Emblem

05-13-2006, 09:57 PM

How is it Link gets a mention but not Mario? Hell I'm suprised I didn't mention him sooner. He own bowser for free, is a jack of all trades and can play just about any sport. And don't give me that anti Pussy because of Princess Peach! He can beat her down in Smash therefore that tossed that out.
Mario does his super move, hitting Link head on. Link shrugs that shit off and then proceeds to beast on him with the Triforce Attack.
http://f5.putfile.com/5/13001035627.gif

Mario can't compete with that.

Infernoman

05-13-2006, 10:01 PM

Agreed. If he STEPS on you, you are dead. Period. He has like, Anti-Life Penny-Loafers or something.

:rofl: Of course! add to that his head...I mean no mere mortal can hit his head so many times on blocks LET ALONE breaking them. Mario's skull is indestructable!

Shade

05-13-2006, 10:03 PM

Mario does his super move, hitting Link head on. Link shrugs that shit off and then proceeds to beast on him with the Triforce Attack.
http://f5.putfile.com/5/13001035627.gif

Mario can't compete with that.

It wasnt consecutive. They all did a super one after another. So, everyone> Mario? Nope.

You should gather info from his games. Not enough substance from the Brawl Trailer.

Infernoman

05-13-2006, 10:09 PM

Mario does his super move, hitting Link head on. Link shrugs that shit off and then proceeds to beast on him with the Triforce Attack.
http://f5.putfile.com/5/13001035627.gif

Mario can't compete with that.

See the problem is the supers look like an item pick ups...therefore you can't factor them in. Oh and mario is a pimp! remember he's been with not just peach, but Pauline from Donkey Kong AND he was with Daisy WAY before Luigi was with that! (see Super Mario Land)

thurst

05-13-2006, 11:15 PM

linik has no antipussy and isn't top tier in his own games, therefore he's not top tier on SRK.

"dirty harry" was bad ass, but not top tier. he owned up random thugs and what not, "criminals are a cowardly lot" as superman once said and therfore dirty harry gets no props from me aside from just being a bad ass guy. pale rider was the shit, btw.

since the E3 vid is chock full of ownage being laid down, and the exoskeleton does effectively give raiden antipussy i am joining shade in support of E3R.

daredevil & cap america never struck me as particularly broken, perhaps additional evidence needs to be cited.

Saotome Kaneda

05-14-2006, 12:02 AM

Kenshiro from Fist of the North Star/Hokuto no Ken

Short write-up
-incredible anti-pussy, his only love is dead before the series actually starts
-immune to dip thanks to the shitty live action movie and the brand spanking new game
-immune to all forms of projectile attacks (allows people to shoot him at arms reach, only for him to dodge then break a random limb/make some part of your body explode)
-immune to surprise attacks/crossups(think you got the drop on him? NOPE. Your head asplode)
-can kill you with one hit
-can link that one hit off of anything
-Hokuto Shin Ken allows him to use 100% of his body's strength
-can channel UNS when pissed off
-can use Hokuto Shin Ken's power boost in conjunction with UNS

More to come, limited time ATM.

Tantin

05-14-2006, 12:07 AM

^

Toki still beats him with one c.LK

maxx

05-14-2006, 12:21 AM

mario has no anti-pussy nor does link

shot dead

now luigi...he could be in high tier.

i nominate chi-chi for high tiering for following reasons:
.she controls the most powerful beings in the universe
.she is a well versed martial artists
.she is a princess
.her father is fucking big as shit
.she's friend with her worlds equivilent of bill gates but with more shit
.she owns goku for free on a daily basis
.she parries attacks by yelling at them

Shade

05-14-2006, 12:35 AM

Haha. Same powers as Mario, but no bitches? Clever.

However, I disagree that No Anti-Pussy = K.O. Its Cheesy. ALOT if not most contenders fall pray to that.

maxx

05-14-2006, 12:39 AM

Haha. Same powers as Mario, but no bitches? Clever.

However, I disagree that No Anti-Pussy = K.O. Its Cheesy. ALOT if not most contenders fall pray to that.

its not a rule i created. i cant do anything even if i agree with u.

yes luigi is genius way to get him in. he basically is mario without obesity at work. Not to say he doesnt get bitches..they just dont run his life. Any time that princess shakes her lil ass...mario and his pasta filled stomache are on the go. He brings his brother merly if marios guy gets stuck in one of the pipes and needs to be pushed. cause u know fatty had to at least have gotten stuck once.

thurstotherapy: cap's not broken..it was recently revealed his super strength is not so super. he works out to keep his body in physically fit shape...if he didnt he'd be game over for. So he's not broken..prep-time batman as bruce wayne would just cancel his gold's gym membership and gameover for captain america.

ninjabastard

05-14-2006, 12:42 AM

I’d to submit my proposal for the COUNT from Sesame Street.

Why the Count?

-Math can be used to disorient and leave them like Oscar the Grouch, as a sad thing who lives in a can and masturbates to rat porn.
-Numbers/math own Americans.
-He fucking interrupts people all the time to count, which leaves them completely fucked over causing them to do stupid shit. After the N*furry, they are under the whim of the Count.
-He’s actually been forming an army full of people who can’t pass high school algebra.
-Can make numbers appear out of thin air and do shit (e.g. make cookies for cookie monster, eat babies, beat up the teletubies)
-Has anti-pussy, I’m not even sure he has a cock. If there is one, it’s no different than a trannies.
-Fucky accent, as Van Damme has shown, bad accents are a unique power of their own.
-With the ability to utilize numbers, which is what the universe is based on, he can control matter by counting, I mean how else can he fucking make numbers come to life and start talking?
-He can avoid sunlight since he won’t let the light protons count past 0 around him.
-The count killed a Mexican for the hand he assimilated.

That’s all well and good but what about batman?

First off, as good batman is at math, let us never forget he is an American. So you give him enough math, he will crack.

2nd, if batman tries to attack, he stops batman cold by not letting the velocity of the attack be greater than 0. Or, he goes “1” and then go gets a beer, leaving the time-space around batman stuck.

Well, what about bats building a time machine? Or what about his big IQ?

Again those all require fancy numbers. Since the Count has ownership on numbers he decides to revoke batman’s license for anything related to numbers. Timemachine, IQ, money, how long the pill works, all of which fucks batman.

With this proposal, I hope the Srk Higher Institute of Tiering will find these findings to their liking and add the Count to holy tiers of awesomeness.

05-14-2006, 12:43 AM

VG Emblem

05-14-2006, 12:43 AM

Um Luigi can in no way be considered top tier. He is cowardly as shit and doesn't have the heroic elements that both Mario and Link have.

maxx

05-14-2006, 12:48 AM

But in the long run Chi-Chi is all about that huge Saiyajin cock. Plus, dip owns her in seconds.

their have been live action dbz so dip has no affect on her.

just cause she's about saiyan cock means nothing.

do we hate on white girls cause their about black cock.

also is anti-pussy also anti-dick for girls? i think chi-chi is the first woman nomination made...so this may set a precidence.

VG Emblem: COWARDLY AS SHIT? recognize the history you dumbass....oh thats right you werent even around for nintendo and super nintendo!

Your ass hasnt even hit puberty yet so you shouldn't talk about how great luigi is. Mario is all gung hoe about saving the world...but if he gets offed..who's the back up..thats fuckin right..marios right hand man..luigi.

You ever seen an episode of cops where the fat cop is always slower than the camera man? Thats luigi..right there in the action...ready to run down some fools.

Don't diss the great wing man just cause your madd he dissed you on sum ds shit.

you werent even born for super maio world...man..you missed out on a golden age of gaming and you fucking call him a coward.

get back into that womb.

ninjabastard

05-14-2006, 12:50 AM

There have been women nominations, they need anti-dick.

Infernoman

05-14-2006, 12:54 AM

its not a rule i created. i cant do anything even if i agree with u.

yes luigi is genius way to get him in. he basically is mario without obesity at work. Not to say he doesnt get bitches..they just dont run his life. Any time that princess shakes her lil ass...mario and his pasta filled stomache are on the go. He brings his brother merly if marios guy gets stuck in one of the pipes and needs to be pushed. cause u know fatty had to at least have gotten stuck once.

Hmm Luigi does have something going for him but thinking about Luigi reminds me of that shitty Mario is missing game. Hell the only other game which stars Luigi (Luigi's Mansion) mario is the reason he's there, and so because of this, Luigi NEEDS to have mario around but Mario doesn't need Luigi around. Also Mario's fat isn't THAT bad, and besides, even though mario is fatter than Luigi why does he run faster than him in SMB2?

Shade

05-14-2006, 12:54 AM

I second Chi-Chi AND The Count. Holy shit The Count is genious. Ive also come to a startling revalation. More later.

REGARDING THE WIKI. Please feel free to add to the wiki to help me out. Add the entrants for the Pre-Crisis Tier, and their pictures.

VG Emblem

05-14-2006, 12:59 AM

VG Emblem: COWARDLY AS SHIT? recognize the history you dumbass....oh thats right you werent even around for nintendo and super nintendo!

Your ass hasnt even hit puberty yet so you shouldn't talk about how great luigi is. Mario is all gung hoe about saving the world...but if he gets offed..who's the back up..thats fuckin right..marios right hand man..luigi.

You ever seen an episode of cops where the fat cop is always slower than the camera man? Thats luigi..right there in the action...ready to run down some fools.

Don't diss the great wing man just cause your madd he dissed you on sum ds shit.

you werent even born for super maio world...man..you missed out on a golden age of gaming and you fucking call him a coward.

get back into that womb.
It doesn't matter. Luigi won't get into the action unless Mario is right there alongside him and even then he bitches. What about Luigi's Mansion you say? He ONLY did that to rescue Mario, because he knows he is NOTHING without him. And even throughout that game, he is still a coward and almost refuses to do it. If it was Mario who had to save Luigi from that mansion, he would've jumped right in there and speed ran that shit. And about that to, Mario has saved Luigi's ass multiple times. Luigi can't be top tier without Mario being top tier first, and that doesn't look like it's happening.

maxx

05-14-2006, 01:02 AM

There have been women nominations, they need anti-dick.

their havent been any signs of her being controlled by saiyan dick...but saiyan dick clearly is controlled by chi-chi.

more than any woman...chi-chi beats bulma on a daily basis...and vegeta...the baddest muthafucka ever...he was rocking pink before it even came back and his shirt say badass.

goku's never said shut up chi-chi or be quiet..without getting the most fuckin ugly beat down ever.

goku gets owned by chi chi and needles daily.

Infernoman:sumtins seriously wrong with mario...he does all this shit and still cant seem to lose weight. i think he doing drugs.

luigi is all natural. he controls his weight and his woman.

the only reason mario is faster than luigi i heard smb2, dude was on speed...drugs man..its sad mario had to do drugs.

vg: your anti luigi campaign is lame. and your belief he is a coward is rediculous by default. A coward is not running alongside his brother in a whole new fuckin world to save the world and a princess.

No

a coward would sit at home and bitch about a classic like 1984.

yes

you sir support terrorism...cause luigi supports america and the mushroom kingdom. TO deny luigi is to accept terrorism.

Do you want to be known as a terrorist supporter?

i sure don't..to support luigi is to support freedom.

ninjabastard

05-14-2006, 01:03 AM

REGARDING THE WIKI. Please feel free to add to the wiki to help me out. Add the entrants for the Pre-Crisis Tier, and their pictures.
Are all the new nominations in the one-year later tiers or in the pre-crisis tier?

Shade

05-14-2006, 01:04 AM

One-Year Later. You can actually make a quick "Nominations" Sub-section below, and start listing who has been nominated.

Infernoman

05-14-2006, 01:11 AM

Infernoman:sumtins seriously wrong with mario...he does all this shit and still cant seem to lose weight. i think he doing drugs.

luigi is all natural. he controls his weight and his woman.

the only reason mario is faster than luigi i heard smb2, dude was on speed...drugs man..its sad mario had to do drugs.

Pfft! whatever! now you're just making shit up! if that was the case, Luigi must be smoking some weed! Dude was more paranoid than Shaggy or Scooby in Luigi's Mansion! and that must explain why he's a bit slower and slides when he needs to come to a stop.

maxx

05-14-2006, 01:17 AM

Pfft! whatever! now you're just making shit up! if that was the case, Luigi must be smoking some weed! Dude was more paranoid than Shaggy or Scooby in Luigi's Mansion! and that must explain why he's a bit slower and slides when he needs to come to a stop.

thats what mario wants you to think. that pizza mario's always eating...he drugs luigi's slices.

poor guy.

mario is devious and evil...all his attempts to stop bowser is to rule the mushroom kingdom with an iron fist and eventually invade our world.

luigi is there to keep him in line.

VG Emblem

05-14-2006, 01:18 AM

vg: your anti luigi campaign is lame. and your belief he is a coward is rediculous by default. A coward is not running alongside his brother in a whole new fuckin world to save the world and a princess.

No

a coward would sit at home and bitch about a classic like 1984.

yes

you sir support terrorism...cause luigi supports america and the mushroom kingdom. TO deny luigi is to accept terrorism.

Do you want to be known as a terrorist supporter?

i sure don't..to support luigi is to support freedom.
Dude, like Infernoman said, you're just making shit up now. How the FUCK does Luigi support America? And how the hell am I a terrorist? Get the fuck out with that shit.

He CLINGS to Mario like a 3 year old clings to his mother's hand when crossing a scary street. Luigi is a coward by all definitions of the word. He is like half of what Mario is.

He tries to help Mario save Peach sometimes, and what does he get? NOTHING, Mario gets the pussy, not him. Luigi is just basically a cowardly tool compared to Mario.

R.P.D rookie

05-14-2006, 01:20 AM

So can Samuel L. Jackson be on this list? His most recent adventure involves fighting snakes on a plane, isn't that merrit enough?

And really how can a guy that says "We got motherfuckin' snakes on this plane!" NOT be on the tier list?

I mean can you really say no to this guy?http://home.comcast.net/~dfosket/snakes_800x600.jpg

maxx

05-14-2006, 01:22 AM

Dude, like Infernoman said, you're just making shit up now. How the FUCK does Luigi support America? And how the hell am I a terrorist? Get the fuck out with that shit.

He CLINGS to Mario like a 3 year old clings to his mother's hand when crossing a scary street. Luigi is a coward by all definitions of the word. He is like half of what Mario is.

He tries to help Mario save Peach sometimes, and what does he get? NOTHING, Mario gets the pussy, not him. Luigi is just basically a cowardly tool compared to Mario.

its sad you make references to holding mommy's hand when it wasnt that long ago you were doing it..shit its in the past decade you were doing it.

Your not supporting luigi...you sir are a terrorist..i do not support that kind of thing.

Mario feens for pussy...and power...the princess's ass controls mario...mario controls the mushroom king uder decay and destruction

luigi keeps mario's labido and power hungry obssesion in power...recognize!

you say he's cowardly yet give no examples why he is.

to agree with vg in anyform is to support terrorism.

http://www.harrisnetcentral.com/images/ribbon.jpg
support the fight against terrorism, vote in luigi.

Infernoman

05-14-2006, 01:35 AM

Mario feens for pussy...and power...the princess's ass controls mario...mario controls the mushroom king uder decay and destruction

luigi keeps mario's labido and power hungry obssesion in power...recognize!

Since when does Mario control the Mushroom Kingdom? And I said it before Peach don't control Mario, In Smash he beats that bitch down however he wants. And I'm beggining to suspect that Luigi my be playing for the OTHER team...if you know what I mean...if anything Luigi is confused, when has he ever tried to save some chick? Sure now he has Daisy...now but Mario tapped that ass and when he got bored of it luigi got sloppy seconds but does he even make a move? nope. What's up with that? I'm not saying I'm anti-Luigi, I'm saying Mario's got everything going for him that Luigi has but better!

maybe someone else can give an opinion on Mario and Luigi...just sayin'...

Serp's Attorney

05-14-2006, 01:35 AM

Luigi is a playa. He doesn't go around saving this one chick. If a bitch Luigi is banging gets kidnapped, Luigi just doesn't give a fuck and finds himself a new ho. And if Mario really is getting pussy, why doesn't he have a kid yet? He's been saving her ass since 1988, and so far all I've seen Mario get is a kiss at the end of SMB3, and I'm not even completely sure of that either because the screen went dark. It's not like they have birth control in the Mushroom Kingdom. Either Peach ain't puttin out, or Mario has some problems with his "plunger" if you know what I mean.

Hell, Mario's very outfit shows his communist ties. The fucker wears red. Red! Luigi wears green. The color of money, the color of success. Capitalism at its finest. You're telling me the tall, cool nigga with money can't get hoes, over his fat brother? I'm not buying that. And hell, let's be honest, Luigi's just plain better in everyway. He jumps higher, and he has the float effect. What the hell does Mario have? He's just fat and stupid. Has Mario actually been better than Luigi in anything?

Vgemblem is a communist. He's also pretty dissillusioned. Didn't he make fun of Animal Farm too? That book was fucking awesome.

Shade

05-14-2006, 01:51 AM

http://www.shoryuken.com/wiki/index.php/ShoryukenTier

BOOM

ninjabastard

05-14-2006, 01:54 AM

Quick couple of points

Chi-chi isn't strong because she beats on Goku. It's because Goku is weak which is why Chi-Chi beats on Goku.

And I said this before and it's ever truer now, all Nintendo characters are owned by Nintendo's marketing department.

Shade: that blog post about the tiers is just a copy past of Az's tier writtings.

Infernoman

05-14-2006, 01:54 AM

Luigi is a playa. He doesn't go around saving this one chick. If a bitch Luigi is banging gets kidnapped, Luigi just doesn't give a fuck and finds himself a new ho. And if Mario really is getting pussy, why doesn't he have a kid yet? He's been saving her ass since 1988, and so far all I've seen Mario get is a kiss at the end of SMB3, and I'm not even completely sure of that either because the screen went dark. It's not like they have birth control in the Mushroom Kingdom. Either Peach ain't puttin out, or Mario has some problems with his "plunger" if you know what I mean.

Mario just knows how to keep his Plunger wrapped that's all. And what chick has Luigi saved? none...Luigi is fucking lazy!

Hell, Mario's very outfit shows his communist ties. The fucker wears red. Red! Luigi wears green. The color of money, the color of success. Capitalism at its finest. You're telling me the tall, cool nigga with money can't get hoes, over his fat brother? I'm not buying that. And hell, let's be honest, Luigi's just plain better in everyway. He jumps higher, and he has the float effect. What the hell does Mario have? He's just fat and stupid. Has Mario actually been better than Luigi in anything?

and I'm not buying this communist shit either...what does even have to do with the tiering anymore?

Vgemblem is a communist. He's also pretty dissillusioned. Didn't he make fun of Animal Farm too? That book was fucking awesome.

:rofl: Only thing that's made sense in this thread!

maxx

05-14-2006, 01:55 AM

http://www.shoryuken.com/wiki/index.php/ShoryukenTier

BOOM

i believe that history quote was said by azriel..but not sure.

VG Emblem

05-14-2006, 01:56 AM

http://www.shoryuken.com/wiki/index.php/ShoryukenTier

BOOM
Nice. But why are there only 2 nominations up there right now?

Where's Link, Mario, and Chi Chi among others?

Shade

05-14-2006, 02:00 AM

Add them yourselves =P. I'm getting tizired.

ninjabastard

05-14-2006, 02:01 AM

Nice. But why are there only 2 nominations up there right now?

Where's Link, Mario, and Chi Chi among others?
Because we both went and found pictures to edit the wiki with. Though I thank Shade for linking my post.

VG Emblem

05-14-2006, 02:02 AM

Ok, so I'm guessing do it yourself now. I'll find a nice spiffy picture of Link and do it soon enough.

SRKev

05-14-2006, 02:03 AM

I've been thinking about this for quite some time and I have a nominee, I just need to iron out some reasons before I drop the bombshell.

Infernoman

05-14-2006, 02:04 AM

Too tired to add anything else...I'm out for now...:zzz:

Shade

05-14-2006, 02:04 AM

Fashizzle.

VG Emblem

05-14-2006, 02:08 AM

Shade:

Did you notice that you put "Current Thread:" and then a link to General Discussion? Was that supposed to be right or did you mean to put this thread instead? Should I fix it?

Manx

05-14-2006, 02:08 AM

I'll drop a vote for Luigi. I've always liked him more than Mario.
As for the count, I'm going to have to say no, due to this (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3124059&postcount=12) post.
I also drop a vote Dolemite the pimp. I posted his song as proof of top tierness in the last tier thread, but it got over-looked.

ninjabastard

05-14-2006, 02:10 AM

Shade:

Did you notice that you put "Current Thread:" and then a link to General Discussion? Was that supposed to be right or did you mean to put this thread instead? Should I fix it?
I think you should fix that. And change that tier post's criedit from kabloom to Azreal. I remember him posting that, hell i might have that post somewhere on my computer.

As for the count, I'm going to have to say no, due to this (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3124059&postcount=12) post.

Numbers/math own Americans.

I see the Count bitched you around too.

Shade

05-14-2006, 02:15 AM

Go ahead and fix it Emblem. And I'll make the edit for Az now.

VG Emblem

05-14-2006, 02:20 AM

Go ahead and fix it Emblem. And I'll make the edit for Az now.
Done.

After I find a good picture I'll post up the Link nomination. I'll also Include some nice reasons.

Irennicus

05-14-2006, 02:27 AM

My pubes should be in zenith tier. They've choked an entire village of people from one girl sucking me off and coughing out so much hair that the entire surrounding area suffocated.

It was like the dustbowl coming from my penis.

Shade

05-14-2006, 02:43 AM

Ender120

05-14-2006, 03:13 AM

If I could shit so much that I could smother this thread in shit and let it die, I wouldn't hesitate to.

I hate when people decide that it's time for a new tier thread without a strong nomination. Otherwise, you have people just blowing things right out of their asshole and onto my monitor and I don't appreciate that.

Look, we all know E3 was just recently. We know it rocked your socks off. We know you're very impressed. But all these E3 nominations make me wish the thread was closed until someone had a good idea.

Mario? He kills... turtles. He steps on their heads. And mutated mushrooms. Is that really top tier? Especially since he's also capable of being killed by those same turtles and mutated mushrooms if they run into his shins.

And in case you were wondering, no, he has no anti-pussy.

Let's have no more talk of Mario. Same arguments go for Luigi.

And for the record, I don't know anything about the MGS series. I played the first one for ten minutes, got bored, and shut it off. But I don't need to know too much about the series if all we're using as evidence is a fucking trailer. Ten seconds of beastage do not a candidate make.

When MGS4 comes out, we can talk about how top tier Raiden is. If that exoskeleton is electronic, I bet it can be shut down by EMP. And believe PT Batman can whip up an EMP. There's a reason we use PT Batman as the guardian to top tier. He's broken. So broken that any character capable of beating him must be REALLY broken. This thread has shown nothing but the usual "Oh noes, I saw this guy do something really cool and now I want him in the tiers."

As my Canadian homie Jeeebus said, superheroes are generally looked down upon for entry. Unless they happen to be novel superheroes, like PT Bats. Anti-shark spray? That shit is funny.

These things aren't supposed to be serious. It's not a place for you to try and push for your favorite butt-pirate fantasy characters to get some kind of recognition from us. It's a place for you to be creative and not just go with the obvious choices.

Some of these nominations are too specific. We're nominating characters based off of fucking trailers, and that's very stupid and not what these threads were made for.

It takes more than just "Oh, I saw this guy on tv for a minute and he rocked" to get someone in. There has to be substantial evidence that they're worthy.

That said, I'm liking the idea of The Count. But I want to know more, and I'd like real justification for his powers. Some of that seems a little stretched. To the casual observer, it would seem that the Count isn't really in control of numbers, just that he feels obsessively compulsed to count things.

That's OCD kids. It's a disease.

Also, the Count is a puppet, and as such, is in a perpetual state of being fisted. That raises some doubts about his sexual orientation and also about his anti-pussy/anti-cock.

Please raise the quality of these nominations. We go through this every time.

Nice to see my man Nemesis holding it down, though. Like a true SHIT member.

MAY THE FRESH BE WITH YOU.

Shade

05-14-2006, 03:30 AM

VG Emblem

05-14-2006, 03:34 AM

Apparently, Ender wants creative. Ok, I've got a nomination that he would like right here:

The Green Sour Skittle.

I mean like, it's the most sour Sour Skittle. I mean it's completely stupid in everyway, but if you force feed enough of them down Prep-Time Batman's throat, he would eventually succumb to the sour. Insta-winner. I mean, it's almost as cool as Mentos, you know what I mean?

Ender120

05-14-2006, 03:49 AM

Bullshit. To make a character like PT Batman being able to defeat everything is plain retarded. You might aswell make him God. If he was able to prepare for everything, then guess what, he wins. Everytime. He beats god, Macbauer, the works. Fuck that.

Retiring the tier is just making it MORE fun, being able to create a new tier list, without the limitations, like fucking "Prep-time" Bats fucking up every nomination.

About the trailer, not only do I have enough data gathered on my nomination, but enough visual reference to back it all up. Do I need a trilogy to justify this? No, that whats makes it fun.

Your putting down The Count, but how much MORE creative do you need? Its a double standard from my perspective.

This is stupid. You know what, FUCK IT. Whats the point of argueing? Its your opinion vs. mine. Fuck you.

PT Batman can be beaten. If you had bothered to read what I wrote, you'd see that PT Bats is only the standard, not the zenith. He's not the toppest of top tier, but you definitely have to be able to beat him to even be considered.

And your little idea of retiering isn't a new one. We dealt with this last time around when CrouchingTiger decided he didn't want to play by our rules and went off and started his own little playground. It ended up being stupid, because to get his own shitty nominations in, he played favors with everybody and let them add their own shitty nominations too. It ended up being a list of shit.

And I'm still waiting to hear if EMP will shut down Raiden's exoskeleton. If it can, PT Batman will do it and that'll be that. And if Raiden shows up without the exoskeleton... well we really don't know, do we? Considering that the only evidence we have of him is from a trailer where he just happens to be kicking ass... while wearing the suit.

And again, I feel like maybe you read but didn't understand. I liked the Count. I think it's very creative. But I want more answers, without so much stretching. You don't get to just nominate and have your character put up. Your character is put to the fire. If no one can come up with why he shouldn't be in, he's in. If you can't answer why he should be in, he's out. It's that damn simple.

Creativity is a must. But the characters still have to be broken and fulfill the requirements.

Let me put this in a way you can understand. When you play Third Strike, do you whine and bitch that Hugo is too slow and that he should be faster? Do you start a new Third Strike where Hugo is faster than Chun-Li? No. You either play the game or you don't.

And if you play the game, you follow the rules of the game. The rules of the game dictate that Hugo is slow. The rules of the game dictate that PT Batman is the litmus paper to your candidate.

If you don't like it, play a different game. But the rules aren't changing. You're supposed to learn the confines of the game and work within its boundaries. That's how players win Third Strike. That's how you get nominations in the Tiers.

So, no. Fuck you. Bring better nominations and quit being a baby.

Apparently, Ender wants creative. Ok, I've got a nomination that he would like right here:

The Green Sour Skittle.

I mean like, it's the most sour Sour Skittle. I mean it's completely stupid in everyway, but if you force feed enough of them down Prep-Time Batman's throat, he would eventually succumb to the sour. Insta-winner. I mean, it's almost as cool as Mentos, you know what I mean?

You... I should kill where you sit. Nothing is as cool as Mentos. Nothing.

And this is even assuming that you have someone who's man enough to force something he doesn't want to eat down the throat of PT Batman. If you do, maybe that guy should be tiered instead of the skittles.

SmoothCat

05-14-2006, 07:14 AM

Pt bats is way broken and I love it lol

maxx

05-14-2006, 09:27 AM

05-14-2006, 09:38 AM

ender: theirs no proof an emp will shut him down...since it appears the mechanics is apart of him...its not like half his bodies gonna stop working. its not like batman beyond where his whole suit was wired and he was inside it...the electronics is apart of raiden..so i dunno if a mere emp will work.

But I do get where he's coming from though. Its just a trailer. We don't know for sure. So its more of a "put it off for next year" kind of thing.

Plus, Batman can boomtube that sucker somewhere else.

maxx

05-14-2006, 09:48 AM

But I do get where he's coming from though. Its just a trailer. We don't know for sure. So its more of a "put it off for next year" kind of thing.

Plus, Batman can boomtube that sucker somewhere else.

if we thought batman would boomtube everyone everywhere then no one would get in. jack bauer would have to take days to get back home of batman kept boomtubing him.

AkumaTX

05-14-2006, 09:49 AM

Following Shade is another nomination for a character that beasted at E3.

LINK!

After Mario beasted everyone EXCEPT Link with that above instant kill calibur huge flame ball thing (http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=5/13000512942.gif&s=f5), Link completely owned him with the most awesome special move ever conceived.

http://putfile.com/pic.php?pic=5/13001035627.gif&s=f5

I recommend top tier.
That ,most awesome move you speak of is a cheap rip of SQUALL and CLOUD of the FF series. Sorry but link is no top tier. His stupidy to learn a move in which other have done it years before him keeps him away. That and besides nintendo fan boys are retarded.

05-14-2006, 09:53 AM

if we thought batman would boomtube everyone everywhere then no one would get in. jack bauer would have to take days to get back home of batman kept boomtubing him.

It would be hilarious though. But then again, not too many get in due to PT Bats anyway. Just look at this tiering thread so far. The Count is the only real noteworthy mention of nominations.

I still say last year's tier thread provided great justice though. The addition of the King and Mentos was just too beastly. And hilarious to boot as well.

maxx

05-14-2006, 09:53 AM

That ,most awesome move you speak of is a cheap rip of SQUALL and CLOUD of the FF series. Sorry but link is no top tier. His stupidy to learn a move in which other have done it years before him keeps him away. That and besides nintendo fan boys are retarded.

its ok we've broken down why link is top tier. anti-pussy is the most basic of basics to get in..so is anti-dip

Pained Auron

05-14-2006, 09:55 AM

its ok we've broken down why link is top tier. anti-pussy is the most basic of basics to get in..so is anti-dip

link is pussy whipped by zelda, and dip owns him hard.

maxx

05-14-2006, 09:59 AM

link is pussy whipped by zelda, and dip owns him hard.

yes we know.

Pained Auron

05-14-2006, 10:18 AM

Evil Morrigan

05-14-2006, 10:22 AM

Tiers One year later. :rofl: Hilarious.

I'm not on SRK as much as I used to be but I support the decision of whoever Thurst, Ender 120, and Ninjabastard nominate. Not only because they are fellow members of S.H.I.T. but because I know they wont randomly nominate just any old character. They know how the sytem works and I respect their decisions.

May The fresh be with you all.

05-14-2006, 10:24 AM

also, dip owns superboy prime. he has never been in a live action movie. there never was any superboy movie. you can't use the original supes movies because, prime is from a different dimension. he is not the same character that was in the chris reeve superman movie

Wait wait wait. Please explain to me how dip owns a hand drawn character? I thought dip only worked on cartoon characters? Or something to that extent? Or does it apply to ALL 2D characters?

maxx

05-14-2006, 10:24 AM

also, dip owns superboy prime. he has never been in a live action movie. there never was any superboy movie. you can't use the original supes movies because, prime is from a different dimension. he is not the same character that was in the chris reeve superman movie

superboy had his own live action tv show late 80's...and that was a diff universe so it can be argued superboy on the tv show would grow into superboy prime.

Adam Warlock

05-14-2006, 10:45 AM

Superboy Prime still loses to Kryptonite just like Superman Prime. Close thread.

maxx

05-14-2006, 10:48 AM

Superboy Prime still loses to Kryptonite just like Superman Prime. Close thread.

he has a kryptonite weakness? u sure on this?

from wikipedia:
Another common Kryptonian weakness is Kryptonite. However, Kryptonite from the modern DC Universe does not affect Superboy-Prime. Furthermore, the Krypton of Earth-Prime's universe, unlike other versions of the planet, did not explode in the thermonuclear reaction which created Kryptonite; it was engulfed by its sun, Rao, when the star went nova. Thus, it is unlikely that any version of Kryptonite which could ever affect Superboy-Prime was ever created.

SRKev

05-14-2006, 10:50 AM

Alright folks, Ive finally come to a decision on a character and he is:
YOSHIMITSU

1) He's been in every single Tekken tournament thus far
2) He's obsessed with lookin fresh (hence his completely different look every game)
3) He's the leader of the Manji party, an organization dedicated to feeding the starving people of the world(Can you say "Ninja Bono?"). He's a modern day Robin Hood! He robs tyrants and gangsters and gives to the poor! What more do you want!
4) Though he's a ninja, one of his favorite pastimes is playing games in the arcades of Japan (Read his descriptions in the Tekken manuals)
5) His Suicide attack is beastly! If you're gonna lose a round you might as well kill yourself and your opponent in one stab!
6) His mirror attack allows him to temporarily duplicate some of his opponents moves, his sword allows him to hover over the ground, and he has limited teleportation.
7) He's shrouded in mystery! He was once Japanese but now people don't know what the fuck he is. He's been human, robot, insect, etc.

So in closing, I vote Yoshimitsu for tier because through all of this Mishima bullshit, he keeps coming back to beat-ass and earn money to feed the poor.

:cool: :cool: :cool:
-Kev

05-14-2006, 10:51 AM

he has a kryptonite weakness? u sure on this?

from wikipedia:
Another common Kryptonian weakness is Kryptonite. However, Kryptonite from the modern DC Universe does not affect Superboy-Prime. Furthermore, the Krypton of Earth-Prime's universe, unlike other versions of the planet, did not explode in the thermonuclear reaction which created Kryptonite; it was engulfed by its sun, Rao, when the star went nova. Thus, it is unlikely that any version of Kryptonite which could ever affect Superboy-Prime was ever created.

Just look at IC7 for further proof. Earth 2 Supes and regular Supes tried taking him through the Kryptonian asteroid field and the rocks did nothing to stop him. It hurt both the Supermen more than it did to SuperBoy Prime.

Adam Warlock

05-14-2006, 10:51 AM

he has a kryptonite weakness? u sure on this?

from wikipedia:
Another common Kryptonian weakness is Kryptonite. However, Kryptonite from the modern DC Universe does not affect Superboy-Prime. Furthermore, the Krypton of Earth-Prime's universe, unlike other versions of the planet, did not explode in the thermonuclear reaction which created Kryptonite; it was engulfed by its sun, Rao, when the star went nova. Thus, it is unlikely that any version of Kryptonite which could ever affect Superboy-Prime was ever created.

Just like all the other supermen, he's only affected by kryptonite from his home planet. Yes, I'm sure he's weak to Kryptonite.

Where are the original SHIT members? All I see is Ender holding it down. This thread fails and lacks authenticity.

ninjabastard

05-14-2006, 11:19 AM

To the casual observer, it would seem that the Count isn't really in control of numbers, just that he feels obsessively compulsed to count things.
Why is it that when ever he's counting the lighting strikes, numbers appear above his head, lights get all fucky, and then numbers come out of fucking nowhere to serve cookies? How the fuck does Romian music play out of thin air?

Because the Count fucking makes it happen through he intese knowledge of numbers. What seems like magic to heathens, is just a very sophiscated application of math. In Star Trek matter appears out of a machine, with the Count he can fuck with matter and change stuff around without a machine. He simply Counts in his head how many atoms he wants here, a few qurks here, move some protons over here, and bam a fusion bomb goes off in a random planet the Count has decided to end.

He even talks about what would happen if you had no bones. http://members.tripod.com/tiny_dancer/bones.html Now, he doesn't say this could happen to you if you fuck with the Count, he doesn't need to. The Count simple talks like a mob boss would, he doesn't have to say striaght out he could kill you. Instead he talks about the butcher shop he owns and how you might like to have a sandwich. It's inferred or deduced directly from his statements (logic is part of math too). The Count doesn't always have to prove himself, like people with small dicks do.

Also, the Count is a puppet, and as such, is in a perpetual state of being fisted. That raises some doubts about his sexual orientation and also about his anti-pussy/anti-cock
The Count is like Jack Bauer, he is not controlled or played by no man. The Count is not being fisted as much as the hand has disappearing into Count Space. The hand is just gone. Where does Keifer Sutherland go when he “plays” Bauer?

Shade: Ender is perfectly fine critizing all nominations. I've actually been way worse protecting the sanctity of the tiers. He just wants elaboration at this point.

Shade

05-14-2006, 11:49 AM

PT Batman can be beaten. If you had bothered to read what I wrote, you'd see that PT Bats is only the standard, not the zenith. He's not the toppest of top tier, but you definitely have to be able to beat him to even be considered.

And your little idea of retiering isn't a new one. We dealt with this last time around when CrouchingTiger decided he didn't want to play by our rules and went off and started his own little playground. It ended up being stupid, because to get his own shitty nominations in, he played favors with everybody and let them add their own shitty nominations too. It ended up being a list of shit.

And I'm still waiting to hear if EMP will shut down Raiden's exoskeleton. If it can, PT Batman will do it and that'll be that. And if Raiden shows up without the exoskeleton... well we really don't know, do we? Considering that the only evidence we have of him is from a trailer where he just happens to be kicking ass... while wearing the suit.

And again, I feel like maybe you read but didn't understand. I liked the Count. I think it's very creative. But I want more answers, without so much stretching. You don't get to just nominate and have your character put up. Your character is put to the fire. If no one can come up with why he shouldn't be in, he's in. If you can't answer why he should be in, he's out. It's that damn simple.

Creativity is a must. But the characters still have to be broken and fulfill the requirements.

Let me put this in a way you can understand. When you play Third Strike, do you whine and bitch that Hugo is too slow and that he should be faster? Do you start a new Third Strike where Hugo is faster than Chun-Li? No. You either play the game or you don't.

And if you play the game, you follow the rules of the game. The rules of the game dictate that Hugo is slow. The rules of the game dictate that PT Batman is the litmus paper to your candidate.

If you don't like it, play a different game. But the rules aren't changing. You're supposed to learn the confines of the game and work within its boundaries. That's how players win Third Strike. That's how you get nominations in the Tiers.

So, no. Fuck you. Bring better nominations and quit being a baby.

You... I should kill where you sit. Nothing is as cool as Mentos. Nothing.

And this is even assuming that you have someone who's man enough to force something he doesn't want to eat down the throat of PT Batman. If you do, maybe that guy should be tiered instead of the skittles.

Woah woah woah WOAH there little man. No ones crying, or being a baby. Get it right. I am fine, thank you very much.

EMP? What the fuck is this, the Matrix Re-Gayed? An emp wouldnt touch him. Its an Exoskeleton, like Solidus Snake's. He'd just laugh in the face of PT Batman, and cut him in half.

Whats funny is how he keeps getting defense, and nominations. You're the only real hater, so beat it. You cant ether e3Raiden like that son.

Nemesis00

05-14-2006, 12:06 PM

The Count sounds alot like the Rollback Guy.

maxx

05-14-2006, 12:06 PM

Just like all the other supermen, he's only affected by kryptonite from his home planet. Yes, I'm sure he's weak to Kryptonite.

Where are the original SHIT members? All I see is Ender holding it down. This thread fails and lacks authenticity.

but if their is no kryptonite from his universe, so it doesnt matter he is weak to his universe's it doesnt exist and their no proof he is even weak to it. its assuming he is, he has never been exposed to it in the first place.

05-14-2006, 12:08 PM

EMP? What the fuck is this, the Matrix Re-Gayed? An emp wouldnt touch him. Its an Exoskeleton, like Solidus Snake's. He'd just laugh in the face of PT Batman, and cut him in half.

Solidus had tentacles. So an EMP would knock his suit out almost entirely. Hmm....Its really hard to say about Raiden's suit though because its nothing like Grey Fox's suit where a chaff grenade just fucked him up. The trailer doesn't really help since there's nothing more than him just jumping about from MG to MG and just cutting them down.

But since it DOES enhance his strength tenfold and gives him added agility then it probably is an exoskeleton to the extent of Grey Fox's suit. So EMP could shut his game down.

Nemesis00

05-14-2006, 12:12 PM

Oh yeah, to shoot down the Link theory. Every Link is a different Link. They have their adventures, find some ho in a bar, settle down and have kids. Ergo, no anti-pussy.

DIP > Superboy Prime

Shit, why not nominee the Scarlet Witch. She's a comic book plot device as well.

I like the Count. I want him to go far. But he sounds like a weaker version of the Rollback Guy.

ninjabastard

05-14-2006, 12:14 PM

The Count sounds alot like the Rollback Guy.
I noticed that too. Perhaps the Count is the anti-Rollback Guy sent by the universe to keep Rollback Guy in check. When the Rollback tries to take away from things, like a wallmart competitors profits, the Count comes in and adds them back. Thus, keeping the universe in a status quo neutral state. -1+1=0

Nemesis00

05-14-2006, 12:18 PM

maxx

05-14-2006, 12:20 PM

ninjabastard

05-14-2006, 12:21 PM

See, we have the Rollback Guy. If we add the Count, then where do we draw the line on characters that manipulate numbers? You dig?

Maybe they are apart of their own numerical order of life. A negative and positive.
If there is a negitive and a postive, we'd have a dynamic like Maguyver and bauer. These two keep the universe in check because they balance each other out. This is how Roll back guy and the Count function.

Nemesis00

05-14-2006, 12:23 PM

superboy has had a tv series.
Was it Superboy Prime who had a TV series, or just a Superboy?

I wish there were more SHIT members around. This concept of numerical power needs immediate investigation.

atothex

05-14-2006, 12:24 PM

I noticed that too. Perhaps the Count is the anti-Rollback Guy sent by the universe to keep Rollback Guy in check. When the Rollback tries to take away from things, like a wallmart competitors profits, the Count comes in and adds them back. Thus, keeping the universe in a status quo neutral state. -1+1=0

sounds like two opposite sides of the MacBauer/Mentos force to me
Rollback Guy would then be an agent of Bauer (destructive, chaotic), while The Count sounds like he embodiment of McGyverish themes

unless there's proof of The Count counting down...

Shade

05-14-2006, 12:25 PM

If there is a negitive and a postive, we'd have a dynamic like Maguyver and bauer. These two keep the universe in check because they balance each other out. This is how Roll back guy and the Count function.

I was thinking that too. No way both of these characters, having the ability they have, come into existance coincedentaly. Somewhere there is an otherverse built pureply by numbers.

Sex is in Numbers (thats why Count and Rollback lacks a penis)
Transportation, in numbers (both has NO LEGS)

I still disagree with an EM on Raiden, but, who knows. When the game drops, we will see. But for current defense, Face_Off verse bats, Raiden > Bats. Bats gets zero time to run like a bitch, to get an EMP. Raiden vs Bauer, close one, but Raiden deflects all the shitty gunfire from the 9mm. Stand still.

crimzonflame

05-14-2006, 12:25 PM

I nominate Robot Guy from Chappelle's Show.

Nemesis00

05-14-2006, 12:28 PM

Rollback Guy decreases numbers.
The Count has control over all aspects of math.

Is there a numeric being of power out there that only adds?

atothex

05-14-2006, 12:31 PM

O dude I just remembered something
the fucking Toyota Tundra
that beast is indestructable

I dont see any way for PTBats to fight that thing
prep doesnt even help, as evidenced by that one chick's revenge plan of rolling it off a cliff
that thing just flips like a cat and lands on its wheels unharmed
WTF

Shade

05-14-2006, 12:44 PM

Oh shit.

VG Emblem

05-14-2006, 12:57 PM

link is pussy whipped by zelda, and dip owns him hard.
We've already argued the pussy thing, and it's subjective considering Zelda helps him a majority of the time.

With that being said, I though Dip only owned cartoon characters, not video game characters, right?

05-14-2006, 12:58 PM

We've already argued the pussy thing, and it's subjective considering Zelda helps him a majority of the time.

With that being said, I though Dip only owned cartoon characters, not video game characters, right?

Zelda cartoon that you're too young to remember.

VG Emblem

05-14-2006, 01:01 PM

Zelda cartoon that you're too young to remember.
I know of the Zelda cartoon. But he's not only a cartoon character and he is originally and is usually a video game character.

Shade

05-14-2006, 01:03 PM

Yea, Link was in Captain N aswell.

Ender120

05-14-2006, 01:07 PM

Toyota Tundra loses for the same reason Droopy lost: All defense and no offense.

I'm going out to eat for Mother's Day, but I'll think long and hard on this Count/Rollback Guy issue.

VG Emblem

05-14-2006, 01:10 PM

Yea, Link was in Captain N aswell.
If you want to nitpick with all this stupid appearances crap, Link is in a live action movie:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpXYKm2tmu4&search=zelda%20movie
:sweat:

Shade

05-14-2006, 01:17 PM

Fan-Made material doesnt count. =P

DaDesiCanadian

05-14-2006, 01:18 PM

WTF. Why is VG Emblem even being allowed to nominate? WTF. LINK ??

I had almost lost hope until Ender and AW came to shut shit down.

OK, about MGS Raiden.

If you guys have even played the games, Raiden is clearly meant to be the "New Ninja", the succesor of Grey Fox. He got the upgraded suit from that Russian bitch. What does this mean? IT STILL FUCKING GETS OWNED BY CHAFF GRENADES UNTIL WE HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE OTHERWISE. Not even an EMP. Fucking Chaff grenades.

atothex

05-14-2006, 01:21 PM

Toyota Tundra loses for the same reason Droopy lost: All defense and no offense.

I'm going out to eat for Mother's Day, but I'll think long and hard on this Count/Rollback Guy issue.

I thought Droopy lost to dip...
Anyway the Tundra can always run you over.

maxx

05-14-2006, 01:52 PM

Yea, Link was in Captain N aswell.

are we gonna make references to things zgemblem has no idea wut we're talking about haha.

:rofl: :rofl:

nemisis: see the thing superboy prime comes from a different universe than our superman and going by the storylines in the superboy tv series i remember they differed from our superman as well. So you can potentially say superboy(tv) would grow up to be superboy prime.

Nemesis00

05-14-2006, 02:08 PM

Potentially? Let's see some cold hard facts.

Besides, DIP > Superboy Prime

Shade

05-14-2006, 02:13 PM

maxx

05-14-2006, 02:50 PM

Potentially? Let's see some cold hard facts.

Besides, DIP > Superboy Prime

half the stuff in srk nominations is potentiall...macbauer doesnt even really exist..its an srk creation. so tell me, wheres the cold hard facts in that?

ninjabastard

05-14-2006, 03:05 PM

I'm going to give you guys who are trying to nominate a guy some hints. Much like the SRK battle polls, while you can rush head on and just try to flame, or in this case argue by pure facts, it's not always going to get you anywhere.

The tiers, like the battle polls, is trying to get people to laugh or go "damn". It's creativity, the picks that tend to become tiers are not what people would considered to be amazing but people argue them so well people are won over.

Most noobs learn this the hard way when the Vets shut them down. Some cry foul but it is how the game has always been played. CT never learned this either. He decided form his own tiers where everyone could just add what they felt like, and you know what it? It sucked.

At some point you got draw a line of what doesn't belong and what does. PT-Bats is the standard because it is something objective but their is still the subjective aspect of getting people, particuallarly the SHIT, to believe your nomination is strong.

Yeah, you can nominate some overpowered boring character, anyone can but can you take some random eccentric thing and elevate him to Godhood? Prove why he can beat bats and prove why we should care about your random character.

Certain rules have applied for a long time:
-PT-Bats must be beaten, which means no expolitable weaknesses (that is why nominations need anti-pussy/dick)

-Dip owns cartoons

-Tools themselves cannot be top tier (this was the biggest point that was argued against mentos)

-Get the influencial people on board your nomination

-Creativity in character choice and writting (yes others haven't directly said it but I'm going to tell you that the nomination almost always needs to be creatively argued. It isn't a hard rule but empirically it usualy ends up like this. But, if you can do get some boring character tier'd more power to you)

-Quit bitching about MacBauer, its not happening. Start trying to work with it rather than against it.

Shade

05-14-2006, 03:12 PM

Whats dip?

ninjabastard

05-14-2006, 03:23 PM

This chemical from Roger Rabbit which melted cartoons.

maxx

05-14-2006, 03:23 PM

I'm going to give you guys who are trying to nominate a guy some hints. Much like the SRK battle polls, while you can rush head on and just try to flame, or in this case argue by pure facts, it's not always going to get you anywhere.

The tiers, like the battle polls, is trying to get people to laugh or go "damn". It's creativity, the picks that tend to become tiers are not what people would considered to be amazing but people argue them so well people are won over.

Most noobs learn this the hard way when the Vets shut them down. Some cry foul but it is how the game has always been played. CT never learned this either. He decided form his own tiers where everyone could just add what they felt like, and you know what it? It sucked.

At some point you got draw a line of what doesn't belong and what does. PT-Bats is the standard because it is something objective but their is still the subjective aspect of getting people, particuallarly the SHIT, to believe your nomination is strong.

Yeah, you can nominate some overpowered boring character, anyone can but can you take some random eccentric thing and elevate him to Godhood? Prove why he can beat bats and prove why we should care about your random character.

Certain rules have applied for a long time:
PT-Bats must be beaten
Dip owns cartoons
Tools themselves cannot be top tier (this was the biggest point that was argued against mentos)
Get the influencial people on board your nomination
Quit bitching about MacBauer, its not happening. Start trying to work with it rather than against it.

i'm not arguing against macbauer...but nemisis used that i need hard facts instead of pontentiallity. When everything we do is potential theirs no facts for the half of the crap we state. So i'm using him as an example not cause i dont want him there but because i want superboy prime there.

shade: dip is the formula that can kill cartoons. to get around it..their has to be a non-cartoon incarnation.