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Amazed
05-27-2006, 06:34 PM
Is a piece of shit. I saw her on Jay Leno a while back and she's got to be the fakest bitch ever. Not one of her laughs was convincing, her pathetic attempts at jokes are terrible to say the least and it's quite clear that the only reason anybody reacts at all is because there's a giant neon sign saying "APPLAUSE!". It's so obvious that she's attempting to appear funny and happy when in fact she has about as much personality as a dead baby. I wish she'd just hurry the fuck up and have an overdose already. She's an awkward bitch and I hate her.
Who agrees?
Dangerous J
05-27-2006, 06:35 PM
tiitys can hold so much power over us, but I agree with you....
ViciousSLASH
05-27-2006, 06:36 PM
I agree, second I guess....:(
jae hoon
05-27-2006, 06:44 PM
I never like Lohan to begin with.
OrangeCat
05-27-2006, 06:56 PM
What I find great about Lohan is that she's basically the summarized embodiement of a movie star's / diva's rise to fame and downfall all in a matter of 3-4 fucking years. I mean look at her movie's
The Parent Trap: The up and rising young star to look out for.
Freaky Friday: her breakthrough role that garners the attention of hollywood.
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen: Her slumming about and learning the ropes making mediocre movie stint.
Mean Girls: Breakthrough role that solidifies her as an credible actress and superstar.
The following year: tabloid drama, fall from fame, being a famous for being famous, doing jack shit really.
Herbie Fully Loaded: Down on her luck, she goes back broken and destroyed to her old employer's studio in order try to revamp her image with the company that treated her so well in the past.
OC
_MJ_#R
05-27-2006, 07:00 PM
Firecrotch
Amazed
05-27-2006, 07:07 PM
She doesn't even have tits anymore. Don't even get me started on how horrible she looks now.
RoninChaos
05-27-2006, 08:08 PM
Pre-Crisis Lohan reminded me of every generic chick I wanted to fuck in high school. Nothing really special bout her, but she'd still get it.
Kyoujin
05-27-2006, 08:20 PM
What I find great about Lohan is that she's basically the summarized embodiement of a movie star's / diva's rise to fame and downfall all in a matter of 3-4 fucking years. I mean look at her movie's
The Parent Trap: The up and rising young star to look out for.
Freaky Friday: her breakthrough role that garners the attention of hollywood.
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen: Her slumming about and learning the ropes making mediocre movie stint.
Mean Girls: Breakthrough role that solidifies her as an credible actress and superstar.
The following year: tabloid drama, fall from fame, being a famous for being famous, doing jack shit really.
Herbie Fully Loaded: Down on her luck, she goes back broken and destroyed to her old employer's studio in order try to revamp her image with the company that treated her so well in the past.
OC
Where have you been? Canada isn't big enough to get lost in.
white shadow
05-27-2006, 08:20 PM
Pre-Crisis Lohan reminded me of every generic chick I wanted to fuck in high school. Nothing really special bout her, but she'd still get it.
I concur
Hunter D
05-27-2006, 08:25 PM
It makes me sick everytime I see her. What the hell are her managers doing? I am really surprised to see that no one is doing anything. One would believe that her handlers would try to stop her fall because she has the potential to be a big payoff.
VG Emblem
05-27-2006, 08:28 PM
OC
Holy shit. HE LIVES!
Insaniac2
05-27-2006, 08:30 PM
I agree with Amazed.
Amazed
05-27-2006, 08:36 PM
I agree with Amazed.
Of course you do my little 7'ft hellcat.
Mystic_bash
05-27-2006, 10:28 PM
<3 Amazed
tondashocka
05-27-2006, 10:49 PM
The coolest thing about her is that she doesn't change facial expressions...
besides, I think Hilary Duff is cooler because she had a condom in her purse.
Amazed
05-28-2006, 12:28 AM
WHAT?!
When did this happen?
EvilRyuX
05-28-2006, 12:51 AM
Hilary Duff's not the nice girl next door you thought she was (http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/4375/hillaryduffcondom6tr.jpg)
This pic is brought to you by the makers of Trojan Condoms!
final_cut
05-28-2006, 05:46 AM
Doesn' Hilary Duff hang with porn stars at parties, anyway?
final_cut
05-28-2006, 06:05 AM
I thought Lindsay Lohan was kinda hot here.
(nevermind the URL, she isn't naked)
http://www.celebsinc.com/pictures/LindsayLohan/nude/lindsay_lohan_036.jpg
MechZZ
05-28-2006, 06:12 AM
I thought Lindsay Lohan was kinda hot here.
(nevermind the URL, she isn't naked)
http://www.celebsinc.com/pictures/LindsayLohan/nude/lindsay_lohan_036.jpg
That's pre-crisis Lindsey...
oh and your going to have to copy and paste that link to make it work
Colt Steele
05-28-2006, 08:21 AM
Best thing about her post-crisis was the Highlander-rip on Robot Chicken.
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