holy shiza! Close encounters with cops when ur guilty for something...

[Raziel321]

Ok so im sitting outside of the gym today in my car. i am hittin a pipe with my friend. i am hitting it and he says "omg, put the pipe away joe". i finish hitting im like wat? (2 seconds) and i look up and 2 cops are 40 feet away unloading something from their car. we are in perfect view, i am 17 and if u get caught for posession in cali especially san diego u are FUUUUUCKKKEED


i concealed the pipe in a calm manner, ghosted the hit, and got the fuck out of there.

seriously a 1/100000 they couldnt have seen us. it was such a easy bust.. wow i need to be more careful

[Shin-Mech-Brian]

You know, I went through something very similar just 2-3 months ago. My wife and I are driving to the theater to see a movie (forget which one, it musn't have been very good because I forgot it already...oh yeah X3) and we decided to light up just three lights away from the theater.

I've never smoked in a car, never thought I would because it just seemed stupid with the possibility of so many people being able to see us. And wouldn't you know it? Just as I take my hit, I look to my right and a cop pulls up right next to us at the light.

I fucking froze, yet acted normal, leaned into the backseat, "ghosted that hit" and pulled my wifes purse from the backseat making it look like I was grabbing it for her and whipped out her inhaler in plain view. He pulled away and we turned left.

It's safe to say that I will NEVER do that again. I've never been to jail or even arrested and I certainly didn't want it to happen.

[tsumi]

yeah that used to happen all the time with me, a freind of mine got caught stelling beer when he had 30 eceatsy pills in his sock...they broght him out back while they waite for the cops and he pushed they guy and ran and jumped over the wall and got away. that was so lucky, he would have been fucked

[The Bucket Of Truth]

ive had a close encounter awhile back. i met this chick in a club and she was all flirty with me so i thought maybe i'd take her to the back of the carpark or my place and have my way with her but she was being a stuck up bitch saying she wants to save that shit for marriage. why the fuck does she go to a club if she has this mindset? to dance? my entire ass!

so i knew a guy working at the bar (i use to work there) and i asked him to fix us up some drinks so i slipped him a few x pills to put into her drink you know, to ease her up. so all goes well she downs that shit and then she wants to dance a litte, i cant dance but i go what the hell. i was doing a mad robot out there and shes getting all close to me not letting me get off my mad robot moves, and i notice shes really sweating a lot...so i ask if she'd like to go back to my place to cool down she tells me no and that she wants to go home so i agree despite not knowing where she lives. so as i get her to the car shes completly fucked but i manage to get her into the passenger side. so as im driving her back to my place she vomits in her own lap and all over my car seat and is complaining that shes tired and im going the wrong way. so when im just two blocks away from my house a cop pulls me over because i was driving on the wrong side of the road at a snails pace, now i lean over and tell her to stfu and stay cool but by now ive noticed she'd passed out and im kinda drunk myself so i didnt know how to explain this one but i thought i'd wing it

the cop starts going off at me asking me if i was a bloody gallah driving on the wrong side of the road then glances over at the girl and asks whats wrong with her, from no where i come up with the greatest excuse ever

well officer, ive had a few drinks tonight but nothing over the limit and ive just come back from the states so im still not use to driving on the left hand side of the road you know and im just taking my friend here home (i had forgotten her name), she's had a bit too much to drink. he glances over at her again and mumbles Struth under his breathe then nods his head and tells me to get on out of here

so yeah getting away with that shit makes for a mad story and is a lesson learned

[Tokoyama2000]

cops with radar guns everywhere in san diego. sirens going off at a lot of freeway entrances. they still scare the shit out of me =[

[Weecho]

I get pulled over all the damn time in my town. The reason most of the time is because "I look suspicious." They always search my truck too. Shit gets on my nerves.

Good thing I always keep my weed at home.

[Slade555]

so i knew a guy working at the bar (i use to work there) and i asked him to fix us up some drinks so i slipped him a few x pills to put into her drink you know, to ease her up.

:confused:

[Zulu]

ive had a close encounter awhile back. i met this chick in a club and she was all flirty with me so i thought maybe i'd take her to the back of the carpark or my place and have my way with her but she was being a stuck up bitch saying she wants to save that shit for marriage. why the fuck does she go to a club if she has this mindset? to dance? my entire ass!

so i knew a guy working at the bar (i use to work there) and i asked him to fix us up some drinks so i slipped him a few x pills to put into her drink you know, to ease her up. so all goes well she downs that shit and then she wants to dance a litte, i cant dance but i go what the hell. i was doing a mad robot out there and shes getting all close to me not letting me get off my mad robot moves, and i notice shes really sweating a lot...so i ask if she'd like to go back to my place to cool down she tells me no and that she wants to go home so i agree despite not knowing where she lives. so as i get her to the car shes completly fucked but i manage to get her into the passenger side. so as im driving her back to my place she vomits in her own lap and all over my car seat and is complaining that shes tired and im going the wrong way. so when im just two blocks away from my house a cop pulls me over because i was driving on the wrong side of the road at a snails pace, now i lean over and tell her to stfu and stay cool but by now ive noticed she'd passed out and im kinda drunk myself so i didnt know how to explain this one but i thought i'd wing it

the cop starts going off at me asking me if i was a bloody gallah driving on the wrong side of the road then glances over at the girl and asks whats wrong with her, from no where i come up with the greatest excuse ever

well officer, ive had a few drinks tonight but nothing over the limit and ive just come back from the states so im still not use to driving on the left hand side of the road you know and im just taking my friend here home (i had forgotten her name), she's had a bit too much to drink. he glances over at her again and mumbles Struth under his breathe then nods his head and tells me to get on out of here

so yeah getting away with that shit makes for a mad story and is a lesson learned

Why the cop didn't arrest you is beyond me. Oh, and you are super cool in my book for putting X into some chicks drink to 'ease her up.' Nothing says 'I'm a real man' like putting drugs in someone's drink just so you can fuck her. Someone rep this man.

Asshole.

[Magulorist]

I got through at a public party in the park at night and my bro came to take me home. Now because of his shitty headlights he didnt see a thing. But i was standing under a Lamppost so he see me fine. I got in the car and low and behold, 5 secs later my bro got busted for doing 30 over the speed limit(25) in a public area(park). Worst case was that the car could have been towed somewhere else, which was a 3 hour drive to get there, a heavy fine, and be charged with reckless endangerment.

LUCKILY we got off easy with no tickets, but it could have been worse, as there was beer in the back seat in plain view

[Raziel321]

im still so thankful to god that i didnt get caught. seriously if i had gotten caught my life would be over. my parents are so suspicious but i deny it so hard. it would be so shameful if i got caught hahah they would never trust me again

[The Iron Sheik]

Remember the big power outage of August 14, 2003? Well I was driving home on the highway at 160km, a speed that could easily get your license revoked with a massive fine. A cop caught up to me and flew right by me. I guess there was a bigger emergency he had to attend.

I consider myself very lucky.

[kofiend]

one time i had a sack in my pocket at the store. i was so blasted when the cashier gave me the total, i was like "wait i got 20 cents", pulled everything out and proceded to pick for 20 cents

[Biggzy]

ive had a close encounter awhile back. i met this chick in a club and she was all flirty with me so i thought maybe i'd take her to the back of the carpark or my place and have my way with her but she was being a stuck up bitch saying she wants to save that shit for marriage. why the fuck does she go to a club if she has this mindset? to dance? my entire ass!

so i knew a guy working at the bar (i use to work there) and i asked him to fix us up some drinks so i slipped him a few x pills to put into her drink you know, to ease her up. so all goes well she downs that shit and then she wants to dance a litte, i cant dance but i go what the hell. i was doing a mad robot out there and shes getting all close to me not letting me get off my mad robot moves, and i notice shes really sweating a lot...so i ask if she'd like to go back to my place to cool down she tells me no and that she wants to go home so i agree despite not knowing where she lives. so as i get her to the car shes completly fucked but i manage to get her into the passenger side. so as im driving her back to my place she vomits in her own lap and all over my car seat and is complaining that shes tired and im going the wrong way. so when im just two blocks away from my house a cop pulls me over because i was driving on the wrong side of the road at a snails pace, now i lean over and tell her to stfu and stay cool but by now ive noticed she'd passed out and im kinda drunk myself so i didnt know how to explain this one but i thought i'd wing it

the cop starts going off at me asking me if i was a bloody gallah driving on the wrong side of the road then glances over at the girl and asks whats wrong with her, from no where i come up with the greatest excuse ever

well officer, ive had a few drinks tonight but nothing over the limit and ive just come back from the states so im still not use to driving on the left hand side of the road you know and im just taking my friend here home (i had forgotten her name), she's had a bit too much to drink. he glances over at her again and mumbles Struth under his breathe then nods his head and tells me to get on out of here

so yeah getting away with that shit makes for a mad story and is a lesson learned


You're a pathetic piece of shit. I'm glad that girl vomited all over your car though.

[MechZZ]

Are you guys really taking bucket of truth seriously?

[valaris]

Are you guys really taking bucket of truth seriously?

Even if he is kidding, it's not the first time. If I recall correctly he made a topic a while back about slipping some girls a few pills and her ODing or something.
Am I right or thinking of someone else?

[Raziel321]

one time i had a sack in my pocket at the store. i was so blasted when the cashier gave me the total, i was like "wait i got 20 cents", pulled everything out and proceded to pick for 20 cents


haha thats almost as stupid as getting caught in my situation, u set urself up it was right infront of u

[Bedfast Emperor]

I've had weed fall out of my pocket in front of my assistant manager, I've had the general manager walk into the store 10 seconds after a delivery driver bought us all 40's, I've been pulled over with a friend while we were toking and I didn't realize that there was little bits of weed all over on my lap, I've had meetings with the principal 15 minutes after I just smoked a joint, and the list goes on and on....

[monkeyspank]

Hmm yes indeed i have had a close encounter..K here was my situation. I was drunk n high mainly drunk and i was taking my freind home.K well i drop him off and as i was coming home, like not even 2 blocks away from my house i get pulled over by a cop. Now keep in mind i am fucking drunk but the thing is i didnt look like i was under any influence. So the cop comes to the window, 2 reasons im pulling you over sir. 1 Your license plate isnt in the front of your car, 2 Your tail light is out. Then I say oh really i didnt know sorry sir, then he says have you been drinking tonite sir? I go NO SIR I HAVE NOT. Then he asked for my license, and well he looks up my name comes back and goes do you have a job? I say no cuz i had just gotten fired, and he lets me off with a warning.

I was fucking laughing as i was going home.

[hellhound7]

if you did get caught it wouldn't be a big deal man. Never carry more than a couple of geezers on ya (I assume you puff dodi, strizzle's for gutter trash) & only have it in one bag with no other bags on you(intent to sell) & you're good.

After you get 18 though get a pad and puff to your hearts content.

most they can do is right you a ticket with a court date on it(assuming it's the first time you've been caught) and you're not on parole or probation. I had to pay a $380 fine and shit was off my record in 2 years, but if I knew better I woulda just went to the damn classes they offer you take, you can only do it the first time you're caught, and nothing goes on your record. I just started a new job and couldn't miss days so like a hard ass, (after everyone said I'll go to the class) I was like bill me bitch, didn't realize it would be so hefty, and it would go on my record. but since I didn't take the class if i'm ever caught again I can.

[Jr7891]

2 reasons im pulling you over sir. 1 Your license plate isnt in the front of your car

What the hell? Was it on the back of the car?

[white shadow]

Why the cop didn't arrest you is beyond me. Oh, and you are super cool in my book for putting X into some chicks drink to 'ease her up.' Nothing says 'I'm a real man' like putting drugs in someone's drink just so you can fuck her. Someone rep this man.

Asshole.

Remember Rsigley?

[Robust]

srk's version of grouphug.us

lolololol

[MagStormPsy4EvA]

if you did get caught it wouldn't be a big deal man. Never carry more than a couple of geezers on ya (I assume you puff dodi, strizzle's for gutter trash) & only have it in one bag with no other bags on you(intent to sell) & you're good.

After you get 18 though get a pad and puff to your hearts content.

most they can do is right you a ticket with a court date on it(assuming it's the first time you've been caught) and you're not on parole or probation. I had to pay a $380 fine and shit was off my record in 2 years, but if I knew better I woulda just went to the damn classes they offer you take, you can only do it the first time you're caught, and nothing goes on your record. I just started a new job and couldn't miss days so like a hard ass, (after everyone said I'll go to the class) I was like bill me bitch, didn't realize it would be so hefty, and it would go on my record. but since I didn't take the class if i'm ever caught again I can.

Umm.. if you are referring to Raziel's quote.. you are both wrong. You get -fucked- when you are over 18. When you are 17.. underage.. that shit gets exponged from your record once you are of age. "After you get 18 though get a pad and puff to your hearts content" .... So you can get a phat possession knocked onto your record, permanently, meaning for life, so it can fuck up your job offers and what not? I don't think so.....

I live near oceanside too (actually southern california) and they don't go shit if you get caught with herbs, basically a "possession of less than an ounce of marijuana" ticket.

[Ne0phyte]

one time i had a sack in my pocket at the store. i was so blasted when the cashier gave me the total, i was like "wait i got 20 cents", pulled everything out and proceded to pick for 20 cents
LOL

I've had weed fall out of my pocket or pulled it out on accident not in front of a cop or anything, but just around people I wish hadn't been there. It can be pretty awkward.

[hellhound7]

Umm.. if you are referring to Raziel's quote.. you are both wrong. You get -fucked- when you are over 18. When you are 17.. underage.. that shit gets exponged from your record once you are of age. "After you get 18 though get a pad and puff to your hearts content" .... So you can get a phat possession knocked onto your record, permanently, meaning for life, so it can fuck up your job offers and what not? I don't think so.....

I live near oceanside too (actually southern california) and they don't go shit if you get caught with herbs, basically a "possession of less than an ounce of marijuana" ticket.

Yeah I live In Lancaster, Ca. I wasn't saying it's better to smoke weed at your house than while driving around or in a parking lot or something i'm just saying you're less likely to get caught and or worry about cops.

The same thing would happen if he was smoking anywhere and got caught.
I said smoke to your hearts content, not become some drug lord and have a closet strictly for

[Lick Me Off]

This deadbeat dad i used to hang out with had over half an ounce of pot in this parking lot we were smoking in. He had his kid with him at the time. Some cops pulled up and didnt bother searching us cuz he had a kid and he's white, but if they searched him, he would have been fucked. I wonder how much weed you have to get caught with to get your baby taken from you?

[Dragon Punch]

A few friends and I went out to the boonies to kick a hotbox. The car was smoky as fuck, and the windows fogged over so we couldn't see shit out side. Literally right after we finished the blunt, a cop knocked on the window and we had to break the huge box right in his face. He actually shot back as the window roled down. Luckily this was during the time Ontario weed laws were in limbo, so he just let us go.

Me and two buddies were waiting to bring our van into a 3 day rave to park. In the van we had: 500 Es, 500 downers, a half pound of weed, and around 3 pounds of mushrooms. The line up we were in forked near the entrance. To the right was the advanced entry, and to the left was where they searched cars with drug dogs. We were all shitting bricks because we had all been to the same event for a couple of years and they never had drug dogs befor. Luckily we managed to act like upstanding citizens for 5 minuts while the cops asked us a few questions, and they sent us into the right lane. I have never been more relieved in my life.

[dirzzt360]

Me and some friends stoped at a 711 to get some snacks and when I was walkin' out of the store I was stoped at gunpoint and told to put my hands up. The cops took me through the motions and I sat on the curb wondering why the hell I was getting busted and hoping they wouldnt search my car as there was herb in my visor and on both my friends. Well, 2 minutes later they released me and apalogized. Apperantly when they ran my licence plate they made a mistake in the numbers as there was a piece of weather striping covering up some of the numbers. So the plate came back stolen. I know I was scared as fuck when I walked out of the store with munchies in hand, and mouth, and had guns pointed at me. Me and my friends had a good laugh when we got back to my house. I dont take my herb out of the house anymore.

[AdverseSolutions]

incredible that there is so much recreational drug usage in the states and yet somehow drugs are still criminalized. ridiculous.