G'Dubya gets assassinated 10/07!

[Shin-Mech-Brian]

Holy shit, this is fucking awesome.

from www.darkhorizons.net [br]UK's TV Channel 4 is set to spark a furore this month when it unveils a documentary-style film in which George Bush is assassinated reports The Guardian.

"Death of a President" co-written and directed by Gabriel Range ("The Day Britain Stopped"), is a 90-minute drama set in October 2007. Using a mix of archive footage, computer generated imagery and documentary techniques, it's a fictional dramatization of Bush's assassination and the resulting fallout that act would have on the American people.

Gabriel Range, director of the film, said: "Inevitably there will be people offended by the premise. But anyone who does see the film will recognise that it's not a personal attack on Bush but an oblique way of exploring the direction his foreign policies have taken us."

Range was previously responsible for the BBC film The Day Britain Stopped", a similar exercise in which documentary-style techniques were used to recreate the aftermath of a collision between two aeroplanes in the skies above London.

The Toronto International Film Festival said Thursday that it will give the film a world premiere September 10th. A White House spokeswoman said yesterday: "We are not going to comment, because it does not dignify a response."

I'd love to see this on TV. It only goes to show how hated this man is, and how people will go through any length to see their dreams happen. :rofl: :tup:

[R.P.D rookie]

Holy shit, this is fucking awesome.



I'd love to see this on TV. It only goes to show how hated this man is, and how people will go through any length to see their dreams happen. :rofl: :tup:



A world premier Sep 10th......so close to that other significant day.

[soup or man]

A world premier Sep 10th......so close to that other significant day.

I'll never forget September 9th.

[Roxie]

I've been wondering why no one has tried to assassinate Bush....not that I advocate it, but you'd think if someone was going to pop a president, he'd be the one....

[L1qu1d]

now thats how you send a message LOL

[quiche]

Because the only thing that would be worse than President George W. Bush is President Dick Cheney.

...seriously.

[ParryAll]

I've been wondering why no one has tried to assassinate Bush....not that I advocate it, but you'd think if someone was going to pop a president, he'd be the one....

I advocate it, wholehardedly.

Serious where are all the good nut jobs when you need one?

[FurryCurry]

I'll never forget September 9th.

You too?

[R.P.D rookie]

I advocate it, wholehardedly.

Serious where are all the good nut jobs when you need one?



Careful, or you'll have people dressed like the guy in your avatar knocking on your door soon.

[BBCampbell]

I've been wondering why no one has tried to assassinate Bush....not that I advocate it, but you'd think if someone was going to pop a president, he'd be the one....

Especially considering the zero-year curse: Every president that gets elected in a year ending in 0 gets assassinated, dies or at least shot in Reagan's case.

2000 - George W. Bush
1980 - Ronald Reagan
1960 - John F. Kennedy
1940 - Franklin D. Roosevelt
1920 - Warren G. Harding
1900 - William McKinley
1880 - James Garfield
1860 - Abraham Lincoln

Oh well, someone's going to get in serious trouble with the CIA, FBI, Secret Service or whoever for this...

[Roxie]

Because the only thing that would be worse than President George W. Bush is President Dick Cheney.

...seriously.
Oh shit, didn't think about that! How many ppl would have to bite it get to Obama?

[Ryu1999]

Especially considering the zero-year curse: Every president that gets elected in a year ending in 0 gets assassinated, dies or at least shot in Reagan's case.


So basically you're saying that Bill Clinton is immortal...interesting

[Roxie]

?? What did Bill Clinton get elected in 1990?

[Jizzz_frame]

So basically you're saying that Bill Clinton is immortal...interesting

they got shot in office. after term anything goes.

[orka]

clinton was elected in 1992. i figure it's not too difficult to subtract 4 years twice from 2000.

[Shinto]

A Black Man dream.

[Ryu1999]

they got shot in office. after term anything goes.

Thank you for totally ruining the joke :annoy:

@Roxie: huh?

[thurst]

I advocate it, wholehardedly.

Serious where are all the good nut jobs when you need one?

on the right.

liberals are too pussy to get out there and assassinate anybody

[goodm0urning]

on the right.

liberals are too pussy to get out there and assassinate anybodyI'm sure the guy who took a shot at Reagan was pretty conservative.

[*InVeRs3*]

I thought one of the 9/11 planes was meant to go to the white house to kill bush. I guess that's an assasination attempt.

[Mark Beast]

I've been wondering why no one has tried to assassinate Bush....not that I advocate it, but you'd think if someone was going to pop a president, he'd be the one....

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
as a christian, its wrong to hate a person and to wish for a person's death. *sigh*
if i could hit bush a few good times in the mouth. like ball up my fist and punch the shit out of him for a good 30 seconds and then stomp on his throat and twist my foot to confirm...:wonder:

[goodm0urning]

I thought one of the 9/11 planes was meant to go to the white house to kill bush. I guess that's an assasination attempt.That's not the way I heard it. From what I understand, it wasn't necessarily planned as an assassination attempt Al Qaeda was targeting big American landmarks, and the White House obviously fits the bill. After all, they'd have to assume that the President was inside the White House that morning, and his trip across the country was a matter of public record.

'm sure they wouldn't have minded if the President was inside when it happened, though. They'd probably see it as a cool bonus point.

[mvsc2demon]

I thought one of the 9/11 planes was meant to go to the white house to kill bush. I guess that's an assasination attempt.

They were not targeting him, just the white house, Bush wasnt even at D.C when it happen!

[RodJ]

I've been wondering why no one has tried to assassinate Bush....not that I advocate it, but you'd think if someone was going to pop a president, he'd be the one....

If you remember someone tried..Bush was doing a speach and someone walked up with a hand granade but it didn't go off. Damn i wish it did..BUSH is worse then saddam(in my opinion) but that's for a different thread.

[quiche]

Do I need to reiterate my point about Cheney becoming president is Bush dies?

Bush knew what he was doing when he picked a running mate. He picked someone so repugnant that no one would ever risk assassinating him. If you think our foreign policy is bad now, imagine what it'd be like when Dick Cheney shoots Tony Blair in the face.

...seriously.

[RodJ]

ROFL...it's funny cuz it's tru,I would rather take Bush then "Shoot em all" Cheney

[Night]

I've been wondering why no one has tried to assassinate Bush....not that I advocate it, but you'd think if someone was going to pop a president, he'd be the one....

Because right before they pull the trigger, they remember that if they do kill Dubya, that means that CHENEY will be President, which is even worse. Then they need to rethink their strategy and find a way to kill both Bush AND Cheney... unfortunately, no one's come up with one yet.

ninja edit - Dammit... treed lol.

[Superking]

What quiche brought up is true with the whole Cheney thing. lol

[EveryFlowerFlow]

they got shot in office. after term anything goes.

yeah, Clinton was the one doing the shooting during his term

AM I RITE?

[white shadow]

If you think our foreign policy is bad now, imagine what it'd be like when Dick Cheney shoots Tony Blair in the face.

...seriously.

Golly man, it was an accident!


Gosh....

[abacabb]

If you are planning to kill the president you have to kill cheney first. It wouldnt make any sense if you just kill bush.

[Eminent]

looks like the 6th season of 24 has its plot line already written.

[GC!?]

Especially considering the zero-year curse: Every president that gets elected in a year ending in 0 gets assassinated, dies or at least shot in Reagan's case.

2000 - George W. Bush
1980 - Ronald Reagan
1960 - John F. Kennedy
1940 - Franklin D. Roosevelt
1920 - Warren G. Harding
1900 - William McKinley
1880 - James Garfield
1860 - Abraham Lincoln

Oh well, someone's going to get in serious trouble with the CIA, FBI, Secret Service or whoever for this...

Bush is perhaps the healthiest president, so he won't die of an illness. Also, just because a ton of teenagers on the internet are so upset with his administration, doesn't mean someone's going to attempt to assassinate him. He's got 2 years to go, unless he's going to start WWIII in the remainder of his term, he really just needs to be left alone until then.

Hilary Clinton has a good chance to become president in 08, start bitching about her instead.

[quiche]

Golly man, it was an accident!


Gosh....Look, I've had respect for you since we owned fools up together in the "I need help determining what gravity is" thread of yesteryear, but do you seriously think it's okay for an elected official, a role model, to shoot someone, accidental or otherwise?

That guy was in critical condition in the hospital for days. What if he had died? You know what they call accidentally killing someone? They call it manslaughter, and it's a felony. In fact, the shot counts as assault with a deadly weapon, which is also a felony. Cheney's uber lucky (or uber rich and bribe-happy) to have not had charges pressed against him for it.

You may forgive Cheney for his negligence, but next time you apply for a job, check the "YES" box when it asks "Have you ever been convicted of a felony?" and see if you get the job.

...seriously.

[white shadow]

Look, I've had respect for you since we owned fools up together in the "I need help determining what gravity is" thread of yesteryear, but do you seriously think it's okay for an elected official, a role model, to shoot someone, accidental or otherwise?

That guy was in critical condition in the hospital for days. What if he had died? You know what they call accidentally killing someone? They call it manslaughter, and it's a felony. In fact, the shot counts as assault with a deadly weapon, which is also a felony. Cheney's uber lucky (or uber rich and bribe-happy) to have not had charges pressed against him for it.

You may forgive Cheney for his negligence, but next time you apply for a job, check the "YES" box when it asks "Have you ever been convicted of a felony?" and see if you get the job.

...seriously.

Damn I thought the use of "Golly" and "gosh" would have clued you in on the joke.:sweat: Sorry, but I was kidding, we all know Cheney is a sadist and probably did it just for kicks.:cybot:

I remember when the guy who got shot was reading how he was still friends with Cheney after nearly being killed like it was from a script.:clap:

Guy: It was an... ac-ci-dent and I fuuur....ghive.... him.:confused:

[RodJ]

Bush is perhaps the healthiest president, so he won't die of an illness. Also, just because a ton of teenagers on the internet are so upset with his administration, doesn't mean someone's going to attempt to assassinate him. He's got 2 years to go, unless he's going to start WWIII in the remainder of his term, he really just needs to be left alone until then.

Hilary Clinton has a good chance to become president in 08, start bitching about her instead.

yea that is true but i don't see her winning, KERRY FOR 08'

[MegamanDS]

Hilary Clinton has a good chance to become president in 08

no she doesnt

[kempobot]

Because the only thing that would be worse than President George W. Bush is President Dick Cheney.

...seriously.

and you know what? cheney is so messed up, i wouldn't be shocked if g.w. "accidently" dies on one of their hunting trips... :angel: