CRANK IS THE BEST MOVIE EVER -- seriously

[rsigley]

go see it right now

[VruS]

I expect nothing less from statham

[Pablo_the_Mex]

Transporter 3 FTW!!!

Actually, I don't care since any movie that stars statham rocks my socks off.

[L1qu1d]

it's stupid, it's a bad version of requiem for a dream, tthat movie tried way to hard. who wants to sit around for 2 hours and just watch tweakers tweak...at least somethin was goin on in requiem for a dream

[rsigley]

it's stupid, it's a bad version of requiem for a dream, tthat movie tried way to hard. who wants to sit around for 2 hours and just watch tweakers tweak...at least somethin was goin on in requiem for a dream

huh? This is an action movie what the hell are you talking about

That's all it is

Is action with no point and sex with no point

It's 80s action cinema all over again which makes it so great

all the stunts are real (including him hanging out of a helicopter 3000 feet above the ground)

not the lame CGI shit they have now

[L1qu1d]

ohh...i thoguht you were talking about that movie with jon leguwazomo and the dude from sin city/hellboy. the one about meth heads

[b1gazn]

Ima see it tonight.

Requiem for a Dream was CRAZY!!!!!!!

[nameingway]

ohh...i thoguht you were talking about that movie with jon leguwazomo and the dude from sin city/hellboy. the one about meth heads


ahahaha, i forgot about that piece of trash! thanks for the reminding me what movie it is that britney murphy drops a deuce in.

[Biolink]

I call his movie's Nocioni movie's LOL.

I have only ever seen the 1st Transporter,but it was good.

[Shinto]

Ima see it tonight.


Me 2:rolleyes:

[LimeGreenPatato]

i saw one part on tv....he chops a guys hand off with a cleaver...then shoots the guy with his own gun/hand

[lonewolf6465]

I want to go see this movie.

[Rage02fire]

Seems as though Statham's starting to become the new Jackie chan....wait how can I say that, STATHAM'S a balla, gave it anally to Amy smart in this mofo [That's what I saw in the commercial].

I wanna see how well he goes out in this one, transporter 1 and 2 were hits and I love them but this one better be as crazy as they're showing it in the commercials.

[Kool-Aid Ryu]

Yeah, I'mma definately see this one. Nigga flipped into some tables and then fucked the bitch in public.

[Ragetowersrage]

Transporter 2 was crap! Not the action, but the script.

You know a movie script was written by a stoner at 4 am when the big fight starts with:

"This flight's been canceled..." Good Guy

"No...You've been cancelled!" Bad Guy

But Statham is a beast, does most of his own stunts, unless its CGI, heh..

[Chozen1]

it's stupid, it's a bad version of requiem for a dream, tthat movie tried way to hard. who wants to sit around for 2 hours and just watch tweakers tweak.

re: above

If this is the case, i guess you were watching jason statham get fucked up in LONDON; suave yet cool and STILL got the bitches.

[Stabby]

Good movie.

I got exactly what I expected out of it. Also-- that scene in the middle of chinatown was hot.

But his girlfriend was fucking stupid.

[Athanasy]

I always thought Amy Smart was one of the most hideous looking women in movies.

[OneInchPunch]

Transporter 2 was crap! Not the action, but the script.

You know a movie script was written by a stoner at 4 am when the big fight starts with:

"This flight's been canceled..." Good Guy

"No...You've been cancelled!" Bad Guy

But Statham is a beast, does most of his own stunts, unless its CGI, heh..
After I saw the mid air barrel roll with the car to destroy the bomb, it was just nonstop :rolleyes: after another

[FurryCurry]

After I saw the mid air barrel roll with the car to destroy the bomb, it was just nonstop :rolleyes: after another

You too man? After I saw that I felt exactly the same. Luckily I borrowed the DVD from my brother.

Bro: Hey Furry it's freaking sweet. The action is amazing.
Furry: K, I'll check it out."

*Furry watches film and a few days later*

Bro: So what did you think?
Furry: It was alright. Not as good as the first one...
Bro: You didn't think that shit was tight?!
Furry: After seeing this movie *picks up a dvd*, it's hard to look at any other action movie the same.

*Furry hands his brother Tom Yum Gong and a few days later.*

Bro: Omg Furry!!! This movie is bananas!:looney: I need more copies:angel:.
Furry: No doubt. Always here to spread a good ass kickin' movie.

Back to Crank. I'm interested in it but is it worth my 8.75? Or is it better mantinee movie?

[Ragetowersrage]

Back to Crank. I'm interested in it but is it worth my 8.75? Or is it better mantinee movie?

People still pay for movies?

[9TNine]

Pretty muchs sounded like Speed 3, but with the chance of it being more entertaining.

-9

[AHVB]

Best Movie I've Seen All Year.

[Juggy]

People still pay for movies?

No, no one pays for movies. The ticket sellers just sit up there wondering how the fuck they have a packed theater day after day without anyone buying a ticket. The hundreds of millions of dollars the movies make at the boxoffice is just from wallets and shit people left behind.


I know you were being sarcastic, but comments like those don't make you look cool, sorry. Even on SRK.

[Nescu69]

Ragetowersrage:

You are stupid as hell...

Anyway, the movie kicked ass, whoever doesn't like it is most likely gay or over 40...but anyway, Transported 2 was dissapointing as hell, but this movie makes up for it. Several times during the movie, all the guys started clapping and cheering, fun as hell. But yeah, Amy Smart is indeed pretty meh. I don't like her much.

PS. THE ENDING TO THIS MOVIE WAS THE BEST ENDING IN CINEMATIC HISTORY!

[Will Gotti]

Back to Crank. I'm interested in it but is it worth my 8.75? Or is it better mantinee movie?

It was a good movie, but overall I don't think it's worth $8.75. I had to pay $10.50 in Sherman Oaks. I'd recommend watching a matinee.

[Super Warrior]

You too man? After I saw that I felt exactly the same. Luckily I borrowed the DVD from my brother.

Bro: Hey Furry it's freaking sweet. The action is amazing.
Furry: K, I'll check it out."

*Furry watches film and a few days later*

Bro: So what did you think?
Furry: It was alright. Not as good as the first one...
Bro: You didn't think that shit was tight?!
Furry: After seeing this movie *picks up a dvd*, it's hard to look at any other action movie the same.

*Furry hands his brother Tom Yum Gong and a few days later.*

Bro: Omg Furry!!! This movie is bananas!:looney: I need more copies:angel:.
Furry: No doubt. Always here to spread a good ass kickin' movie.

Back to Crank. I'm interested in it but is it worth my 8.75? Or is it better mantinee movie?

$8.75? Those NICE palace Theaters in my area are $5.

[NeREMIXED]

10 bucks here.

[HeaT]

No, no one pays for movies. The ticket sellers just sit up there wondering how the fuck they have a packed theater day after day without anyone buying a ticket. The hundreds of millions of dollars the movies make at the boxoffice is just from wallets and shit people left behind.


I know you were being sarcastic, but comments like those don't make you look cool, sorry. Even on SRK.

this made me laugh...out loud...

im outi

Roberth

[epsilon_]

juggy beasted lol.

[Ajil]

to the transporter 2 haters, it was supposed to be an over the top action movie. Of course the stunts were unreallistic. Were you taking it as a serious movie until the car bomb scene?

On to crank. It kicks ass, its funny, and it kicks ass. Go see it.

[ATM SPIDERTAO]

lol i liked the movie it was fucking cool

the mexican people talking were fucking funny, they sounded like eddie guerro!

well at least the one dude did, the main bad guy hahaha

amy smart is sooo fine! even though she looked kinda chubby, i'd fuck the shit out of her biiig time

[JiBbo]

It was straight...

[Mavric]

This is hardcore shit... This is plant shit...

[chippermonky]

My friend says he will go see the movie but not now. He says too bad for you.

[orochizoolander]

...THE TRAILER MAKES IT LOOK LIKE TRANSPOTER3 AND TRANSPORTER2 IS 1 OF THE WORST MOVIES EVER CREATED I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAW IT SO FOR THAT REASON I WILL NOT SEE CRANK.

I know transporter2 forces u to think about "suspended disbelief" but they took it wayyyyyy to fucking far n crank looks like a fucking rehash of it.

[Sharktongue]

transporter 2 was so bad it was good. I mean sure they stretched reality to the extreme, but you should have known that from the promos. That scene where he jumped from a roof 4 or so stories above ground, to neatly fit inside a parking garage, about 2 stories lower, or one. Yea I got exactly what i expected from that movie.

And the car barrel rolling had me laughing for 2 minutes after the scene ended.

[Boleslaw]

guys while it would be easy to draw parralels to transporter from the trailer let me say this


CRANK IS NOTHING LIKE A TRANSPORTER 3

Crank is about the main character (True Truelious) being by far the sweetest human being in existence

this movie was great

best action movie i have seen this year

[Remy Martin]

hey was the tweaker in the pharmacy chester from linkin park???

[Nando]

Everything awsome has to be around drugs, sex and violence.

The girl I was with liked it aswell(makes her awsome) but everyone in the theater was screaming.......didn't like that.
If I wasn't with her, I'd be a jackass too.....


This movie is tooo nice, cancel the Oscar's s', this movie wins every catagory.
I didn't llike the bitch either.

[rsigley]

hey was the tweaker in the pharmacy chester from linkin park???

yeah