The forensic police are outside my place, hiding behind a wall

[The Bucket Of Truth]

i just took a look out of my balcony and i see these these cops next door. i wonder who theyre trying to bust? i can hear them on their two way radios saying shit like "the eagle has taken the cheese". hopefully they catch those damn mexicans living next door and deport their asses out of here or even better, a terrorist. im going down to take a closer look and investigate whats really going on

[Ragetowersrage]

Duck and cover...Stray bullets suck

Or start screaming "HEY!!! LOOK ITS THE COPS!!!"

[orka]

policia!!

[The Bucket Of Truth]

update

so i went down to investigate and the cops tell me to go back into my apartment and that there was this drug nut going crazy and he had a hostage. so i stayed in my lobby and watched what unfolded. the cops demanded the guy release the hostage then come outside and nobody would get hurt. the nut went to the window and started yelling out demands and other crazy shit. at one point he screamed "I GOT 20 BONGS IN HERE" the cops flipped "johnson did you just hear that?" "Yeah, hes got 20 bombs in there. time to go to work" they got their guns ready and rushed his house. then i heard a shot. ggpo junkie. the undertakers just took his body away

[av2k]

oh shit >_<, update?

[The Bucket Of Truth]

seems you cant edit atachments into posts

[Ragetowersrage]

haha ggpo

[forgenjuro]

Whoa thats crazy! Although not as funny as Sig's dead squirrel adventure but plenty crazy(the pics)

[dano13]

holy shit.

[DropKick Murphy]

holy shit indeed

[AdverseSolutions]

why are australians so racist

[Mechanica]

He said he had 20 bongs in there, on which they rushed in and shot him, thinking he said bombs? Ummmm... :confused: That sucks.

... :lol:

[The Bucket Of Truth]

why are australians so racistwhy do camel jockies so smell so bad?

hey ahmed off my nuts you towel head motherfucker. all you do is post negitive shit in my threads. youre a muslim right? do us a favour and go suicide bomb vg emblems house. 2 annoying fucks gone and a happier srk

[Demon Dash]

Wow! You know you could probably sell those pictures to the papers...

[Chachi]

Should have had a "BOOM HEADSHOT" soundbyte queued up...

[Yasashiyama]

Wow! You know you could probably sell those pictures to the papers...
Hell yeah. Do that shit now. I wonder how much you can get out of those...

[Demon Dash]

Yeah, I know, I'd get it done quick before any other people who may have took pictures steal the thunder...

[Lv.32 Z-Ism Rose]

Why are the guys hauling away the body wearing suits....?

[Demon Dash]

^Because they're undertakers...

[Diek Stiekem]

Wow... crazy shit!

[specs]

Both morbid AND hilarious. I laughed AND got a boner. :rofl:

[L1qu1d]

the blok is hot....another 1 slayed by the beast

[AdverseSolutions]

why do camel jockies so smell so bad?

hey ahmed off my nuts you towel head motherfucker. all you do is post negitive shit in my threads. youre a muslim right? do us a favour and go suicide bomb vg emblems house. 2 annoying fucks gone and a happier srk

lol...not even muslim to begin with

[CrotchMonkey]

why do camel jockies so smell so bad?

hey ahmed off my nuts you towel head motherfucker. all you do is post negitive shit in my threads. youre a muslim right? do us a favour and go suicide bomb vg emblems house. 2 annoying fucks gone and a happier srk

I liked this more than the photos.

[Serpent]

why do camel jockies so smell so bad?

hey ahmed off my nuts you towel head motherfucker. all you do is post negitive shit in my threads. youre a muslim right? do us a favour and go suicide bomb vg emblems house. 2 annoying fucks gone and a happier srk

No wonder why you have stupid friends, you're pretty stupid yourself.

[blue_J]

Owned,

Seriously.

[jimmy1200]

Owned,

Seriously

:rofl:

its funny when click next page, and thats the first thing you read. dont know why, but its funny

[Raziel321]

why do camel jockies so smell so bad?

hey ahmed off my nuts you towel head motherfucker. all you do is post negitive shit in my threads. youre a muslim right? do us a favour and go suicide bomb vg emblems house. 2 annoying fucks gone and a happier srk

serpents response to that post:
No wonder why you have stupid friends, you're pretty stupid yourself.

heres what he posted a little while ago in one of my threads.

It figures, he's muslim. No wonder why he dines and dashes. Fucking terrorist scum. Look at these people, not only do they commit these crimes, they don't even have any remorse or decency. What's the matter towel-head, eating camel not good enough for you? I suppose atleast you didn't suicide bomb those places, but even terrorists gotta eat right?

uh huh. shut ur ass up.

[Chachi]

Has anyone said "this thread delivers" yet?

I'm too lazy to look on page 1.

[Serpent]

serpents response to that post:


heres what he posted a little while ago in one of my threads.



uh huh. shut ur ass up.

It's different when I say it. Look, girls have told me that when I insult them, it isn't the same as when other people insult. I insult women and minorities because it's funny, not to be harmful. So when I make fun of a girl for being an inferior sub-human creature, it is in good fun. Just like when I call black people monkeys, make fun of asian people's tiny cocks, or whatever else I say, it's just good fun. But other people are racist or mysoginists. The feminists support me 100% too, they encourage me to call women I hate bitches.

[Raziel321]

It's different when I say it. Look, girls have told me that when I insult them, it isn't the same as when other people insult. I insult women and minorities because it's funny, not to be harmful. So when I make fun of a girl for being an inferior sub-human creature, it is in good fun. Just like when I call black people monkeys, make fun of asian people's tiny cocks, or whatever else I say, it's just good fun. But other people are racist or mysoginists. The feminists support me 100% too, they encourage me to call women I hate bitches.

............ur retarded.............

[RaishinX]

Oh...there's the irony I love so much. Lots of it, too!

[Agmaster]

This thread DOES in fact deliver. BOT may be dumb in his online responses but IRL he sems like a guy who gets screwed unjustly (and lacks preptime) and screws those who deserve it. Hostage ftl, break the law mano y system, man.