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ChairHome

09-22-2006, 07:21 AM

I couldn't find the old thread when I searched... at least I think we had an old thread?

Anyway, did anyone catch the premiere? It was awesome. It wasn't the best show, but there were a lot of "are they allowed to do/say that on television?" moments.

Michael calling people "faggy"... I've never heard that before.

"'Gay' used to mean 'lame' when I was growing up."

Jim works with some hot girls in corporate, and the jello moment was gold.

And... the kiss... awkward and hilarious.

Demon Dash

09-22-2006, 07:46 AM

We have a trailer for it here in the UK... Was the pilot where he says "Now you must treat everyone like the race that's on your forehead..... Welcome to my convenience store...[/pakistan]"

It airs here on saturday...

Rabid Wombat

09-22-2006, 07:51 AM

us version BLOWS compared to the original. it's still a funny show, but after watching the original, it's hard for me to not think the us one is just a fake.
just have to take it in it's own right i guess.
at least they didn't like call it "co-workers" or some shit and try to pass it off as an original idea.....

ChairHome

09-22-2006, 07:53 AM

I think that one was from the 1st season, the 2nd episode: "Diversity Day". That was a fantastic episode. If you're just getting the first season, a lot of it is based exactly on the UK version. The second season is where it hits its stride.

Geese Pants

09-22-2006, 08:04 AM

Nagata Lock II

09-22-2006, 09:01 AM

Jim's new co-worker going ballistic over the jello was hilarious.

The writing it smart with the little things. Pam sees a funny and naturally turns to look for Jim but it's Ryan going "what are you doing?" Little things like that are what make this writing truly great.

Hoonyo

09-22-2006, 10:32 AM

shut up anglophiles. the us version is great :tup:

DropKick Murphy

09-22-2006, 11:11 AM

Well the Us version is great, so i guess the uk one should be pretty fucking funny if you guys says the us version sucks in comparison.

ViciousSLASH

09-22-2006, 12:25 PM

Well the Us version is great, so i guess the uk one should be pretty fucking funny if you guys says the us version sucks in comparison.

No they are just doing the "I saw this first, so I know it's better and you don't know anything because you are a poser" bullshit that is so prevalant on the intronet.

Dwight > Your world.

Gaydar, lol.

Wellman

09-23-2006, 07:39 PM

Shit, I have seen a couple of the last episodes of season two...

It was good shit, but I don't get why people say that shit blows the US version out the water. It was more realistic, but the jokes with boss 'David' were painful to watch sometimes because they would run how unhip and pathetic was strainght into the ground. Shit I got up and walked out because I felt that 'David' should be put down. Micheal at least has a a stupid charm, the British guy just made me wish I could mercy kill that dumb shit.

The pervert guy, Tim I think, that was somewhat the basis for Dwight is the funniest thing on the show.

LazyYetCrazy

09-24-2006, 11:08 AM

I don't understand people who say the American version sucks so hard in comparison. The UK version is funny, and it was first, ok we get it. Now, can we move on and appreciate the US version?

For me, this is one of those rare shows that I can watch over and over, I watch past episodes randomly when I need a quick laugh. The Dundies? Oh god. Michael being the MC just kills me. It seems like every actor is just so on point with their character every episode, and thats what makes it for me.

DropKick Murphy

09-24-2006, 01:17 PM

No they are just doing the "I saw this first, so I know it's better and you don't know anything because you are a poser" bullshit that is so prevalant on the intronet.

Dwight > Your world.

Gaydar, lol.

I kinda thought it was that elitist bullshit that happens so much on this site.

ytwojay

12-06-2006, 11:10 PM

The Office is hilarious. I just started watching a couple weeks ago, and I'm in the middle of Season 3 right now.

You can watch the episodes here:
http://www.tv-links.co.uk/The%20Office%20(US)_links.html

Hoonyo

12-06-2006, 11:14 PM

Andy > Dwight

I hope they keep Andy/Ed Helms around for another season.

ytwojay

12-06-2006, 11:26 PM

Andy > Dwight

I hope they keep Andy/Ed Helms around for another season.
Yeah he's pretty good. "Did you check in your... butt?" I don't think he's > Dwight, though.

ViciousSLASH

12-06-2006, 11:34 PM

Yeah he's pretty good. "Did you check in your... butt?" I don't think he's > Dwight, though.

HERE, replenish your liquids.

That line had me dying.

Dwight > everyone, forever.

TehNewGuy

12-07-2006, 12:03 AM

The episode where he Dwight is training Ryan on how to be a salesman is funny as shit. "Your journey begins here!"

FOBio

12-07-2006, 12:50 AM

i fucking love the office. seems nobody really watches it from srk though.

and dwight's better than andy imo. andy's more annoying. besides, jim can't do pranks on andy.

what can beat the vending machine gag?

ytwojay

12-07-2006, 01:04 AM

and dwight's better than andy imo. andy's more annoying. besides, jim can't do pranks on andy.
Actually, Jim put Andy's stapler in Jello like the first day he was there. But I'm with you, Dwight's reactions are way better.

MegamanDS

12-07-2006, 01:09 AM

i love the office as well, but my old thread got mod deleted so i thought no one cared so i didn't bother. but anways, this season is on a huge fucking roll. I believe Andy is almost at dwight status.

andy + dwight together in any scene >>>>> anything ever put on tv.

anyone catch the last 2min of 2 weeks ago when dwight and andy argue in the elevator? that needs a youtube clip, i have it saved so ill prolly up it tommorow.

anways, the way andy talks and acts, he is the perfect actor for that part. someone already mentioned it but that scene with

"did you check the vending machine?"
ohh, the vending machine, i checked the fax and then the copier, the vending machine was my next guess.
''well, did you check your.... butt?''

too good. also, you gotta love it when he says his gameplay before he mights micheal, he mimics everything he does and says the same things back! and micheal is all like, i like andy, hes my #2.

but the greatest episode ever aired is the dwalli episode, micheal tells his date thats its a costume party. my greatest laughter was....

"So Ryan, youre saving your money for you family in the future?"
orrrr, I was planning to travel.... and an xbox'

omg, i had to pause and rewind like 3 times. the look on there faces, priceless

edit:
Actually, Jim put Andy's stapler in Jello like the first day he was there. But I'm with you, Dwight's reactions are way better.

and andys reaction was too good! he went crazy! also, jim told andy everything pam hated and he mentioned like 10 different things in his first sentence when talking to her.

FOBio

12-07-2006, 01:37 AM

Actually, Jim put Andy's stapler in Jello like the first day he was there. But I'm with you, Dwight's reactions are way better.

yeah, but andy got PISSED and i don't think jim will ever do another prank on him again. well, i don't count the pam thing. andy doesn't know a prank's being pulled.

TheDarkPhoenix

12-07-2006, 02:14 PM

When do new ep start again?

crimzonflame

12-07-2006, 03:06 PM

I love this show! Yeah I made the last thread, dont know what happened to it.

Next week is a 1 hour Chirstmas special.

Hoonyo

12-07-2006, 03:42 PM

Andy: I saw your dorkmobile in the parking lot. What does it get like four miles to the gallon?
Dwight: Try double that. Classic Trans Am, vintage American muscle. Please.

They need more banter between Dwight and Andy.

SunocO

12-07-2006, 04:17 PM

woah i thought no one here liked the office either since i've never seen a thread for the office. By far one of my favorite shows ever.

I watched all of the UK version and when i watched the first season of the US show, i hated it to death. Then i casually watched episodes of the second season cause my name is earl was on right before. Now i understand and appreciate it. It's completely different show from season 2 on. I went back and watched season 1 and it's gets better cause u feel more attached to the characters now.

One scene that had me cracking for a while was when Jim sends Dwight Faxes from Futur Dwight. HAHA that shit was hilarious. And i want to say Andy > Dwight but time will tell. They're both fucking hilarious. I love this show!

BTW- if you like this show, check out this show on CBS called "How i met your mother". I think these 2 are my favorite shows on tv besides heroes and lost.

Natureboy 1

12-07-2006, 05:45 PM

U.S. version of the office is the best show ever... I've watched every episode at least 3 times...

I tried to watch the British one, but I couldn't get into it...

Wellman

12-07-2006, 06:40 PM

Yep, sad, they aren't showing it today, but it is easily the best sitcom still running today. Although it seems like all the recent episodes have ended with one of the new people quitting. Damn them, if Ed Helms or that tanned girl end up leaving.

Hoonyo

12-08-2006, 01:19 AM

Speaking of "that tanned girl" (not the Indian chick), I just saw her, Rashida Jones, being interviewed by Conan on my DVR. I had no idea she was Quincy Jones's daughter. Now I feel like announcing to the world I am infatuated with a black woman. The last time I thought a black chick was really hot I was 12 or 13 years old, and it was the singer Monica. She had that popular song with Brandy called The Boy Is Mine.

Anyway, yeah, Karen should stay on The Office forever.

ytwojay

12-12-2006, 05:45 PM

:rofl: Oh fuck I just got to "The Merger" and Andy vs Dwight is seriously the MOTM.

Herny

12-12-2006, 06:29 PM

you guys forgot to mention Katie was hot too

and Diwali is like the Indian Halloween

SmoothCat

12-12-2006, 07:13 PM

:rofl: Oh fuck I just got to "The Merger" and Andy vs Dwight is seriously the MOTM.
those 2 stick out in my mind cuz andy had me rolling :rofl:
we need to tier this show after this season.

Wellman

12-12-2006, 09:40 PM

Hoonyo

12-12-2006, 09:45 PM

Oh shit, she's black. Damn, that makes her a little more attractive in my eyes, I just thought she was a mixed with something, but I never thought she was actually black.Well she is mixed. Half black, half white. This according to Wikipedia.

ChairHome

12-14-2006, 08:03 PM

Christmas episode was fantastic.

"I... marked her arm."

ViciousSLASH

12-14-2006, 08:18 PM

Christmas episode was fantastic.

"I... marked her arm."

The arm marking was too fierce.

Rashida Jones would catch the cock. Christmas party rivalry was great.

"You can tell when our party is by our more brightly colored flier"

Wellman

12-14-2006, 09:36 PM

Dwight just snatching Toby's robe was beautiful.

Also this season just shows how huge of a dickbag Ryan is. Its hilarious to watch though.

Night

12-14-2006, 09:50 PM

Whoa. 100% accurate portrayal of Asian girls. ESPECIALLY the part where she just flat out tried to take the camera. These writers are doing their homework well.

Hoonyo

12-15-2006, 04:30 PM

Dwight: Permission to join the Validity Committee.
Jim: Permission denied.

MegamanDS

12-15-2006, 08:08 PM

i loved this episode, it wasn't the funniest, but overall good story and funny moments.

"i don't come into your house taking your hello kitty backpack"

FOBio

12-15-2006, 09:31 PM

it was an awesome episode. i'm glad michael got jan to go with him. go get 'em, tiger.

MegamanDS

12-16-2006, 06:09 PM

it was an awesome episode. i'm glad michael got jan to go with him. go get 'em, tiger.

im guessing jan also, but WHY would she say yes? Its so much of a longshot, thats the only reason I have doubts its Jan

FOBio

12-16-2006, 08:02 PM

im guessing jan also, but WHY would she say yes? Its so much of a longshot, thats the only reason I have doubts its Jan

jan would say yes because she actually likes michael. it's more than just desperation, which can be seen when jan kisses michael in front of the elevator in new york. she was impressed by the way michael handed the situation with their bosses. and don't forget casino night. i loved the part where dwight asked jan "what hotel are you staying in?" :rofl: :rofl:

and besides, there really isn't anybody else it could be.

ytwojay

12-19-2006, 04:52 AM

Dwight: Permission to join the Validity Committee.
Jim: Permission denied.
Dwight: Damn it!

SmoothCat

12-19-2006, 08:39 AM

The faces kevin makes on these shows are fucking funny as fuck. Stanly owning up the other black guy is pure negro hatred.

MegamanDS

12-19-2006, 01:40 PM

I rewatched the episode, its even funnier the 2nd time.

'oh, ehhh, your suppose to put a present in the box creed'
'and a merry christmas to you'

'we are short 1 robe'
'take it from toby'
*grabs tobys bag*
'whyyyyyyyyy'

thurst

12-19-2006, 01:48 PM

i agree that michael marking the asian girl was fuckling out of control

final_cut

12-19-2006, 02:08 PM

yeah, the 'they all look the same- you know, waitresses' thing was funny as shit.

MegamanDS

01-07-2007, 04:43 PM

very disappointed in ammount of comedy in the last episode, BUT alot of good story building for future episodes. jim looks like he could choose either fine girl, but it looks like roy is making his moves back on pam so my guess is pam + roy and jim + karen.

the 2 LOL parts for me was the intro with the recorder and andys chainsaw comment and dwight helping pam when shes crying.

oh and ps, Jan is HOT nekid

FOBio

01-07-2007, 04:59 PM

it wasn't the best episode there, but i'm just glad there was a new one. by the way, pam crying seemed a bit out of her character. i know she likes jim but i think crying is a bit excessive to show how she feels.

anyways, i got a few questions...

did jim ever go to australia? he said he would and everything, but he switched to stanford around the time he was supposed to go.

did oscar leave? he said he was planning on quitting, but then he got that really long paid vacation time. never knew what happened to him after that.

MegamanDS

01-07-2007, 05:40 PM

oscar showed up in the last episode with the 2 office parties, it was in the 1 min during the credits scene. he walks in with his bf and says "to soon" and walks right back out without anyone seeing him

Pained Auron

01-08-2007, 12:45 AM

that's what she said

DaDesiCanadian

01-08-2007, 12:58 AM

Hmm Dwight was way more out of character than Pam, Pam did exactly what I expected she'd do.

The Office is one of the best shows on tv right now. I'm also watching the UK version, and they're very different. Tim(Jim) is more whiny than Jim, and Dawn is way hotter than Pam (even the character, Pam is very plain jane). Also Rickey Gervais and Chris Finch are SOOOO much more annoying than Steve Carrell and Packer. The episodes are all different, and all good.

I have to say though, I infinitely prefer the Jim + Pam thing then the Dawn + Tim story.

MegamanDS

01-15-2007, 03:50 PM

WTFOROOOOOO?! Dwight quit, but looks like micheal will bring him back

good good episode, not much jan talk but the amazing race was awesome! ryan just saying hi hi hih hihihihihi2u too good and stanleys laugh was the icing on the cake

also, the shrewt comment was too good!!

"ya, we shrewted it"
"what?"
"shrewted it, dont know where it comes from but people in the office say it"

oompa loompa song was too good also.

and cant forget micheal "seniority, so phillis" or "mother daughter team" or throwing her keys under the car
poor phillis

Hoonyo

01-15-2007, 04:04 PM

Michael: I want you to think about it long and hard.
Dwight: That’s what she said.
Michael: Don’t you dare.

I don't like how they made Andy more villainous on the last episode. Him and Dwight should continue to have their conflicts but it shouldn't go this far. They should keep him as the office douche bag you hate to love.

DaDesiCanadian

01-15-2007, 04:07 PM

Dwight's changed a lot since the beginning. From being dislikable, he's gone to being lovably dislikable, especially after the last ep.

Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi was too fucking good.

Hoonyo

01-15-2007, 04:09 PM

Yeah. It's kind of like rooting for the underdog because Andy is God.

FOBio

01-15-2007, 06:22 PM

i have no idea why you guys like andy more. everybody i talk to likes dwight so much more. especially after this episode with andy's shady tactics. not only is he trying to win over michael by dissing dwight, but he fucking BROKE INTO dwight's car. that's so fucked up.

and yeah, dwight's actions were out of character, but it just shows how much he really cares about angela. hopefully things will turn out better next episode.

and megaman, yeah i know oscar showed up. but does that mean he came back from his vacation, or he wanted to say hello but it's too soon after the gay incident?

MegamanDS

01-15-2007, 07:01 PM

mylthazzz

01-15-2007, 07:24 PM

yea oscars back

off the show the actor was filming a new improv show for comedy central - i saw the commercial for it a couple days ago

so i guess they wrote his char out of the show until he was done filming that

final_cut

01-16-2007, 08:32 AM

I loved the scene where dwight gets pumped up before
the sales meeting.

"leave the keys"
"what? oh, you still do that thing?"

kickstart my heart!

DaDesiCanadian

01-19-2007, 10:49 PM

HAHAH cell phone in the ceiling = greatest prank ever.

I CAN'T BELIEVE JIM TOLD KAREN. GG relationship with hot girl as usual. Pam's a fuckin bitch, ruining Jim's chances while holding off on the pussy.

Hoonyo

01-19-2007, 11:54 PM

LOL Mexican lemonade. Gotta save that one. Jim is making a big mistake by going back to Pam. Both Stamford employees got owned last episode.

DaDesiCanadian

01-19-2007, 11:56 PM

Yeah, I think the end of the Stamford arc is pretty much near. It was awesome while it lasted.

FOBio

01-20-2007, 12:27 PM

every episode just makes me hate andy more... except when he donkey punched the wall. that part was golden! :rofl:

i'm a little sad about karen, but she didn't want to do any pranks! jim asked karen first, which showed (and probably for the last time) that jim's trying to get over pam. i can't wait 'till next episode.

MegamanDS

02-03-2007, 08:48 PM

secret secrets are no fun
secret secrets hurt someone

where the fuck was andy, and why is pam being a bitch.

MegamanDS

02-14-2007, 05:41 PM

ok, the wedding episode was alright, nothing great. just alot of story building. the intro, on the other hand, one of the best intros.

*ding*
altoid?
what do you think? yes

*ding*
altoid?
what do you think? yes

*ding*
altoid?
what do you think? yes

*ding*
altoid?
what do you think? yes

*ding*
*sticks hand out*
what are you doing?
i... dont know. my mouth feels so bad, yechkk

DaDesiCanadian

02-14-2007, 05:47 PM

Note the av.

MegamanDS

02-14-2007, 06:20 PM

Note the av.

i hate you:bluu:

ChairHome

02-16-2007, 08:39 AM

Last night's episode was pretty good. Directed by Joss Whedon, so I guess it had to have a little something with vampires. The Pam/Roy/Jim/Karen thing seems to be getting worse. Like, at the beginning of the season, Roy seems to be this guy who wants to change for the better to be with Pam, but now that he's back with her, its like they wrote him to be a douche again, "So, I come here with my brother and nobody from work is here... pretty cool, huh?" I mean, I know everyone wants Pam and Jim together, but they could've made the resurfacing of the douchiness a little more subtle. And although Karen is hot, I think Pam is a better character.

Night

02-16-2007, 09:31 AM

Last night's episode was GREAT! I loved Steve Carell's presentation! Even though it was probably something to be laughed at in reality, heck, if I was in that audience, I would've applauded him. I'd GLAD he put Ryan in his place. The guy never made ONE sale, and he crunches all these numbers and does analysis and everything... not ONE sale yet, while all the others around him in the office make sales regularly. Those business students... think they know everything about the business world from what they read in books, yet no experience... Michael was telling it like it is.

I'm not really a fan of the whole Jim and Pam thing. I don't care much for it, and those fans that watch it purely for that and always try to overanalyze things trying to point out every Jim and Pam moment and bash on Karen and Roy and everything and will feel all sad and depressed to the point it ruins their day if Jim and Pam don't end up together... yeesh. It's a TV show!

ChairHome

02-16-2007, 09:33 AM

I'm not really a fan of the whole Jim and Pam thing. I don't care much for it, and those fans that watch it purely for that and always try to overanalyze things trying to point out every Jim and Pam moment and bash on Karen and Roy and everything and will feel all sad and depressed to the point it ruins their day if Jim and Pam don't end up together... yeesh. It's a TV show!

I see your point. I don't get all emotional about it, but it is a major part of the show. I actually like the prank team of Jim/Pam better than Jim/Karen. I know Jim and Pam will probably never really be together because its what keeps the show going.

ViciousSLASH

02-16-2007, 02:42 PM

I'm a hero. <--- Line had be completely dying. Kevin or whatever his name is, is just so damn funny.

Your arts were way better then all the other arts.

That episode was beastly.

DaDesiCanadian

02-16-2007, 09:20 PM

Seriously, without the Jim and Pam thing, the office would have lasted like half a season.

I'm so glad they didn't have Jim walk into the art thing.. having Michael do it was just brilliant.

"Yes, it's a chunky!" :rofl:

Best episode of the season.

Hoonyo

02-16-2007, 09:26 PM

Speaking of douchbags, what happened to Andy? He's been MIA the past two episodes.

DaDesiCanadian

02-16-2007, 09:28 PM

No idea. I just assumed he was fired after the whole Dwight fiasco.

Hoonyo

02-16-2007, 09:39 PM

I did some investigative work and found out Andy was sent to anger management.

Can't find a clip of it online, though.

MegamanDS

02-20-2007, 11:58 AM

then how the hell did you find out? i also guessed he got fired.

but ya, that episode was too good.

"paper will never go away... write that down"
*keyboards typing*

i love how ryan got moved to the back so jim gets his old desk back but at the same time, kelly went crazy when she found out.

i just read the cap for next weeks...

Jan and Michael go public with their relationship during a party at their CFO's home.

ChairHome

02-24-2007, 10:21 AM

Man, Roy going crazy was not expected. Great episode.

Oh, and Dwight is hosting SNL tonight!

gguseila

02-24-2007, 11:37 AM

I did some investigative work and found out Andy was sent to anger management.

Can't find a clip of it online, though.

I thought I heard Karen mention it on the last episode if that counts for anything.

Also, I loved it when Roy throws that cup at the mirror because he heard abour Jim, then almost immediately his brother busts that chair over the bar crying/yelling something about his jetskies. I thought that was fantastic

Hoonyo

02-24-2007, 12:56 PM

Yup. She did mention it during the party. That's right, people. Andy will be back.

final_cut

02-24-2007, 01:59 PM

I thought I heard Karen mention it on the last episode if that counts for anything.

Also, I loved it when Roy throws that cup at the mirror because he heard abour Jim, then almost immediately his brother busts that chair over the bar crying/yelling something about his jetskies. I thought that was fantastic

Yeah dude! I'm so psyched about what might happen when he confronts Jim.

DaDesiCanadian

02-24-2007, 02:03 PM

Also, I loved it when Roy throws that cup at the mirror because he heard abour Jim, then almost immediately his brother busts that chair over the bar crying/yelling something about his jetskies. I thought that was fantastic

Ohh, i didn't catch the jetskies bit. I thought his bro was just going nuts because roy was going nuts. Man, that's HILARIOUS. :rofl: :lol:

Office has been so good last few eps.

final_cut

02-24-2007, 02:05 PM

Ohh, i didn't catch the jetskies bit. I thought his bro was just going nuts because roy was going nuts. Man, that's HILARIOUS. :rofl: :lol:

Office has been so good last few eps.

It kinda threw me off, cause I thought he was making up a lie about the jetskis to get out of going to the bar. but it was funny as shit when he just started smashing shit all over the place.

MegamanDS

02-25-2007, 12:24 PM

jetskie references were good.

dwight was a little too annoying.

jan was going sex crazy!! "slam me against the wall" jeez...

jim vs roy is gonna be good if anything happens.

and last... poor toby.....:sad: he tries so hard

DaDesiCanadian

02-25-2007, 12:26 PM

I think you mean poor Toby?

Creed is just all out awesome.

ChairHome

04-10-2007, 06:01 AM

So, did anyone see last week's episode? That was one of the funniest, most surprising episodes ever. The beginning was gold, as was the very, very end (before the credits). Please tell me I wasn't the only one who watched it, and if you didn't, find it online and laugh.

MegamanDS

04-10-2007, 09:48 AM

it was gold. ninja stars, nunchucks....

JackTenrac!

04-10-2007, 09:51 AM

....damn I missed this?!

...that went well.

ChairHome

04-10-2007, 10:31 AM

....damn I missed this?!

...that went well.

Search the net for it now. It has the confrontation everyone's been waiting for. And watch the end for some comedy gold with Andy....

Rob2_0

04-10-2007, 10:42 AM

i started watching this show last thursday its really awesome

FOBio

04-10-2007, 10:57 AM

such an AMAZING episode. i was laughing the whole time.

Hoonyo

04-10-2007, 11:03 AM

forgive me but i probably butchered the exact quote

Darryl: Is that a woman's suit? Those look like lady pants.
Michael: No. This is a power suit.
Darryl: That's a woman's suit.
Michael: I don't buy women's clothing. I'll never make that mistake again.

ROFL @ that scene and the scenes thereafter regarding Michael's suit. MISSterious.

ChairHome

04-10-2007, 11:08 AM

TNPR

04-10-2007, 04:58 PM

Yeah, "Man, I gotta call Roy, this should cheer him up"

Bippity boppity.

And my favorite line: "Hiro from Heroes, he's a real hero"

"Everyone was rifling through them, like crazy, and I grabbed one... and it fit. So, I don't think that this is totally just a woman's suit. At the very least, it's bisexual."

lol steve carell is too good

what you want a cookie?LOL

Irennicus

04-10-2007, 05:16 PM

Favorite character is definitely Jim. I'm sorry, but the fax scene was top-tier.

Jim: I don't have a lot of contact with the Scranton branch, but before I left, I took a box of Dwight's stationery. Every now and then I send him faxes....from himself.....from the future.

*Dwight reading a fax*

Dwight, today someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee, I repeat, do not drink the coffee.

Sincerely,
Future Dwight

*Dwight runs through the room and slaps the coffee out of a coworkers hands*

That's just beastly. I think Season 4 started out fairly well, but honestly I think there have been much better episodes.

MegamanDS

04-11-2007, 10:01 AM

Azure Dragon

04-11-2007, 01:38 PM

That's just beastly. I think Season 4 started out fairly well, but honestly I think there have been much better episodes.
The current season is 3.

I personally like a lot of season 3's episodes. Last week's episode was comedy gold.

I never knew Andy was gone but my god his return was the best.

Hoonyo

04-11-2007, 10:51 PM

^wtf? You've already watched this week's episode somehow?

Night

04-11-2007, 11:43 PM

Andy made his return last week at the very end saying he's returned from anger management. When he entered the office, Dwight pepper sprayed him like he did with Roy.

ChairHome

04-12-2007, 04:20 AM

"Hey everyone, guess who's ba--- AHHHHHHHH!"

Hoonyo

04-12-2007, 08:09 AM

Andy made his return last week at the very end saying he's returned from anger management. When he entered the office, Dwight pepper sprayed him like he did with Roy.

oh what the hell how did i miss that?

edit: LOL nice http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqKMQRzdKgw

!WB!

04-12-2007, 09:23 AM

"I am not a hero. I am just a mere defender of the office. You know who's a real hero? Hiro from Heroes. That's a hero. Also Bono." <- best way to end an Office episode EVER. :rofl:

Another thing I caught which shows the genius of the writers is that after Michael successfully negotiates his raise, he says that since Darryl and him got their raises it was "Win, Win, Win" refering back to the Conflict Resolution episode. Couldn't help but laugh at that...

FOBio

04-12-2007, 10:02 AM

Seriously? Thats how much you make? Oh man *takes pic*

*next scene*

*kevin gives $15* there is the money i owe you
creed - here is the $40 i owe you
you dont owe me $40
ya, but i heard you might need it

sorry, but that quote is WAY off. i dont' know it word for word either, but i think it goes -
michael: i didn't give you $40
creed: ahh, but in a way you did.

if people missed the episode back in season one, it refers to when michael had to fire somebody and originally tried to let go of creed but he persuaded michael to fire somebody else (devon?).

Night

04-12-2007, 10:05 AM

It makes me wonder how much those folks actually make. If Michael was with the company for 14 years and NEVER asked for a raise and he's supposed be the boss and no one is supposed to make more than him, hmmm...

Pained Auron

04-12-2007, 10:42 AM

"jan, if i don't get a raise, then no more sex"

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

gguseila

04-12-2007, 11:41 PM

Tonights ep was just meh, but I swear that watermelon drop was the funniest thing Ive ever seen.

Hoonyo

04-13-2007, 09:27 AM

Tonights ep was just meh, but I swear that watermelon drop was the funniest thing Ive ever seen.it was the only LMAO moment.

Quote from OfficeTally-
Dwight: Jim, could you please inform Andy Bernard that he is being shunned?
Jim: Andy, Dwight says welcome back, and he could use a hug.
Dwight: Okay, tell him that that’s not true.
Jim: Dwight says that he actually doesn’t know one single fact about bear attacks.
Dwight: Okay, no, Jim, tell him bears can climb faster than they can run. Jim! Tell him!
Jim: Andy … nah, that’s too far.
Dwight: Damn you.

It was a pretty good episode. I also lol'ed when Andy tried to act excited with Dwight during Darryl's safety training presentation.

FOBio

04-17-2007, 01:21 AM

oh, another thing about the episode about the salary. it's great how they finally addressed how much michael makes compared to the other employees. he'd periodically say something along the lines of how he makes SO MUCH more than they do. it's great to finally resolve that matter.
by the way, it shouldn't be more than ~60k/year in my opinion. if you watch the halloween episode, michael refers to saving their branch 50K since he needs to fire somebody. if he makes more than others, i'm guessing around 60k

Natureboy 1

04-17-2007, 02:08 AM

sorry, but that quote is WAY off. i dont' know it word for word either, but i think it goes -
michael: i didn't give you $40
creed: ahh, but in a way you did.

if people missed the episode back in season one, it refers to when michael had to fire somebody and originally tried to let go of creed but he persuaded michael to fire somebody else (devon?).

Creed gave Michael $40 because he stole it from him... Creed steals from everybody... He also thinks feces smells like soup, and sprouts mungbeans in his desk.. very nutritious, but they smell like death

Creed is awesome

JackTenrac!

04-23-2007, 08:09 AM

Feeling hot! Hot! Hot!
*ping ping*

Feeling hot! Hot! Hot!
*ping ping*

...that went well.

Hoonyo

04-27-2007, 12:08 AM

beer me some posts.

andy had his time to shine this episode. actually, everyone had their moments. this was probably one of the best episodes ever.

JackTenrac!

04-27-2007, 03:16 AM

- In the jungle, yeah. We all know it's Michael's fault.

Michael > "I'll give you one day",
Pam > "Why a day?"
Michael > "It's good to give an alternatium."

- The Dwight/Jim mirror matches were gold. Bear beats Battlestar Galactica? haha

- Kelly's back and kicking ass. :)

...that went well.

PAYBACK

04-27-2007, 06:56 AM

sorry, but that quote is WAY off. i dont' know it word for word either, but i think it goes -
michael: i didn't give you $40
creed: ahh, but in a way you did.

if people missed the episode back in season one, it refers to when michael had to fire somebody and originally tried to let go of creed but he persuaded michael to fire somebody else (devon?).

are you sure?
i thought it referred to the money Creed had stolen from Michael since Creed likes to steal things "it's just comething i do" like he says

ChairHome

04-27-2007, 09:29 AM

are you sure?
i thought it referred to the money Creed had stolen from Michael since Creed likes to steal things "it's just comething i do" like he says

You're right. Someone else mentioned it, too. The last episode pushes this fact even further.

Hoonyo

04-27-2007, 09:46 AM

Jim: Question? What kind of bear is best?
Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim: False. Black bear.
Dwight: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought...
Jim: Fact. Bears eat beets.
Dwight: Ugh....
Jim: Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight: Bears do not ... what is going on?! What are you doing?!

Oh my god. I'm never going to delete this episode from my DVR just for that scene alone.

JackTenrac!

04-27-2007, 09:49 AM

Jim: Question? What kind of bear is best?
Dwight: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim: False. Black bear.
Dwight: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought...
Jim: Fact. Bears eat beets.
Dwight: Ugh...
Jim: Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight: Bears do not ... what is going on?! What are you doing?!

Oh my god. I'm never going to delete this episode from my DVR just for that scene alone.

Thank you for this! That and the fact that Jim got all this for $11.00.

...that went well.

DaDesiCanadian

04-27-2007, 10:10 AM

Creed stole the $40.

Latest ep sucked :(

!WB!

04-29-2007, 12:49 AM

Latest episode was kinda meh.

Creed was awesome though. That and the "I'll call the Ungrateful Beeeyotch Hotline" and the Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica. Otherwise, mostly meh.

DaDesiCanadian

04-29-2007, 01:15 AM

Yeah, intro was amazing, rest of the ep was crap.

FOBio

04-29-2007, 02:02 AM

in retrospect, perhaps you guys are right. my initial reaction was the referrence to the halloween episode (maybe it's because i've been watching the first two seasons over again with friends).

gguseila

04-29-2007, 02:05 AM

That was the greatest ep ever, not because of the episode itself obviously, but the intro and the ending just all kinds of awesome.

I love how it took Dwight so long to finally figure out that Jim was imitating him, tooo good...

Dwight: Hey Karen do you want to get together later and have sexual intercourse cause you're my girlfriend?
Jim: Do you?
Karen: Nah Im good

Lol too sweet

ChairHome

05-04-2007, 06:52 AM

Good episode last night.
Seemed kinda weird though, like Jan was shown to be kinda crazy before, but Michael let the cat out of the bag with how freaky and crazy she was. "And she shows her therapist and they talk about it."

JackTenrac!

05-04-2007, 07:25 AM

lol Dwight the perv!

...that went well.

!WB!

05-05-2007, 01:37 AM

Dwight--Pam, you can draw, kind of. Why don't you work with Phallis on drawing a picture of the exposer that I can post around the community.

Pam--Phallis?

Dwight--Phyllis. Sorry. I've got penises on the brain.

OMG...one of the best quotes of the season. Made even better by the look Jim gives the camera after he says it. Dwight saying he wishes he could menstruate was so random too.

Another thing that was funny was Pam saying that no one dresses in muted colors or doesn't wear makeup then the camera pans over to Angela. Nice touch.

Pretty good episode. The whole Jan/Michael thing was pretty funny.

ChairHome

05-05-2007, 08:11 AM

If you look at the rest of the staff when Michael is joking about the whole flashing thing, all the girls are in disgust, while Jim looks like he's holding in laughter/on the verge of cracking up, and Kevin is just smiling the whole time.

Hoonyo

05-10-2007, 11:24 PM

Not a whole lot of great quotes this episode, but there were so many funny moments. Creed catching the fish, Andy falling in the lake, Dwight spazzing on the coal. I totally felt bad for Toby. Poor guy.

And I'm a little pissed. I set my DVR to record The Office two minutes early and two minutes late. I still ended up missing the last scene. Fuck. What happened at the end after Pam had her moment?

DaDesiCanadian

05-10-2007, 11:26 PM

Man, turned on the tv just as it finished. DL'ing now. Why have the last two eps been so weak..

Wellman

05-10-2007, 11:52 PM

And I'm a little pissed. I set my DVR to record The Office two minutes early and two minutes late. I still ended up missing the last scene. Fuck. What happened at the end after Pam had her moment?

Last scene I remember was a scene of everyone singing the Flintstone song on the bus.

gguseila

05-11-2007, 12:14 AM

Last scene I remember was a scene of everyone singing the Flintstone song on the bus.

Yeah thats about all that happened in the end; this episode was not really that funny but the story evolved a bit which should be interesting between now and the season finale.

JackTenrac!

05-11-2007, 06:42 AM

- Michael's a wuss. Jim for director!

...that went well.

Hoonyo

05-11-2007, 09:47 AM

Yeah thats about all that happened in the end; this episode was not really that funny but the story evolved a bit which should be interesting between now and the season finale.From what I've heard about Rashida Jones, she's supposed to be on a pilot for another show on ABC. It looks like it might be the end between Jim and Karen next week. No more Karen hotness =\

Dammit. I was hoping the last scene involved Andy somehow.

JackTenrac!

05-11-2007, 10:16 AM

^ Don't think Karen's going to taking Pam's news sitting down. Jim keeps breaking the fourth wall!

...that went well.

DaDesiCanadian

05-11-2007, 04:22 PM

Finally, a non-filler episode, AND it was funny. Really great up, made up for the show sucking last two weeks. I agree, we're going to be seeing the end of Rashida pretty soon :(
Pam also looked pretty cute this ep.. but we never got to see the two piece.. I feel more scammed than Toby.

!WB!

05-12-2007, 02:08 PM

I really liked Pam's whole speech. It wasn't whiny or overly emotional or anything like that. She just came out, said "fuck it", this is how I feel, I gotta say this and that's that.

She should be thanking Michael for wishing she gains courage in the last episode.

Is the position that Michael, Karen and Jim fighting for Jan's position? Wasn't mentioned but did she quit maybe?

Shag

05-17-2007, 05:24 PM

Michael has fallen to the power of the BUBZ!:clap::rofl:

Ne0phyte

05-17-2007, 06:09 PM

But in the episode where he was listing Jan's pros and cons he said she was flatchested.

Man Ryan is such a douchebag! Why did Jim refer to his dinner with Pam as a "date"???

Son Them All

05-17-2007, 06:18 PM

Pam...is...so...goddamn...cute!!! You just wanna go AWWWW PAM every time you see her. I seriously want to eat her up and I mean that in the dirty way. She almost reminds me of a grownup Maibe.

ViciousSLASH

05-17-2007, 06:19 PM

HOOGE BOOBZ.

Less Pam and Jim plz, the show is the offce, not the "Pam and Jim <3 show"

Hoonyo

05-17-2007, 06:23 PM

more ANDY

Pained Auron

05-17-2007, 06:31 PM

more andy and karen <3

Hoonyo

05-17-2007, 11:16 PM

no more karen </3 jim you're an idiot. karen surpassed pam's cuteness when she was being carried on jim's back.

i doubt we'll see her next season if what i read is true (new show on ABC).

edit: it's actually a show on FOX and you know what that means. it'll do well but not get renewed.
http://www.eonline.com/news/article/index.jsp?uuid=5fc70db7-f35b-4c25-a8da-13da451cca85

----------------------------------

andy had the greatest line in the show:

I am a great interviewee. Why? Because I have something no one else has. My brain. Which I use to my advantage, when advantageous.

ChairHome

05-18-2007, 05:22 AM

Was it just me, or were Michael's answers for the interview taken from Dwight (or possibly Andy)? The whole, "My weaknesses are my strengths" sounded like something one of them said before, but his execution was embarrassing.

And no way Karen is cuter than Pam. Sorry. Pam's character is way better, especially now with her self-esteem/courage. Karen being annoying (I'm gonna go eat with my friends and leave you during your interview) outweighs her piggyback riding.

That's why her behind got left in New York.

Ninja Wallace

05-18-2007, 05:34 AM

Am I the only one who thinks Karen is kind of ugly?

This wins: http://justjared.buzznet.com/gallery/photos.php?yr=2007&mon=02&evt=blades_of_glory_stills&pic=blades-of-glory-stills-02.jpg

rsigley

05-18-2007, 06:11 AM

But in the episode where he was listing Jan's pros and cons he said she was flatchested.

Man Ryan is such a douchebag! Why did Jim refer to his dinner with Pam as a "date"???

she got a breast implant, so she's no longer flat chested

pam was also in a movie called employee of the month (not the dane cook one) where she talks about sucking dick and getting fucked in the ass while wearing revealing clothing

so hot

Ninja Wallace

05-18-2007, 08:51 AM

she got a breast implant, so she's no longer flat chested
Actually, she got two breast implants. :wink:

!WB!

05-18-2007, 09:09 AM

"Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check in time is now. Check out time is NEVER!"
"And the sheets are made of FIRE!"
"I'm the owner...the co-owner...with Satan!"

Dwight letting power go to his head is like half of the show's hilarity.

Ryan the temp ftw.

ben

05-18-2007, 09:24 AM

hahaha that was the best part of the episode...

Dwight: Jim, Jim, Jim. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.
Jim: Oh, hey, Dwight.
Dwight: I’m going to be your new boss. It’s my greatest dream come true. Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now. Check-out time is never.
Jim: Does my room have cable?
Dwight: No. And the sheets are made of fire!
Jim: Can I change rooms?
Dwight: Sorry, we’re all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight: I’ll have to talk to the manager.
Jim: You’re not the manager? Even in your own fantasy?
Dwight: I’m the owner. The co-owner. With Satan.
Jim: Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell. And you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight: Yeah, but I haven’t told you my salary yet.
Jim: Go.
Dwight: $80,000 a year.

ChairHome

05-18-2007, 09:59 AM

Poor, poor Pam Beasley. (http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=131760) Get well soon, Jenna.

Hoonyo

05-18-2007, 10:36 AM

I was wondering why my DVR listed Tom Selleck and Jenna Fischer as guests on Conan O'Brien, and it was Tom Selleck and John Stamos instead. I thought my DVR lied to me >=|

!WB!

05-19-2007, 12:34 AM

Get better soon Pam.

Err...I mean Jenna. Geez.

This after such a good run as Secret Assistant to the Regional Manager...there is no justice.

Wellman

05-19-2007, 12:35 PM

Adios Karen, your hard to place at first mixed self will be missed.

Anyone else think Micheal was even more depressed at the end of this episode than any other time this season, including the attempted suicide episode?

And Ryan is indeed a god tier douche, been that way since season 1. But the bastard just looked EVIL in the camera angle they got him in and his immediate dismissal of Kelly. Little fool is the DEVIL!

ytwojay

05-21-2007, 11:49 PM

Man I love this show.

Buddha's Weapon

05-23-2007, 09:49 AM

I saw the first 2 episodes and coudlnt really get into it...

Did you guys enjoy it right from the start? Im just asking because i dont wanna continue watching it if its not my type of show. I alredy downloaded the first 2 seasons.

ytwojay

05-23-2007, 10:03 AM

JackTenrac!

05-23-2007, 10:04 AM

- I jumped in anytime and liked it from there. If you hate Steve Carell after The Office, slit your wrists. If you hate Steve Carell after The Office, slit your wrists. If you hate Steve Carell after The Office, and your girl doesn't look like a buttface. If you hate Steve Carell after The Office, sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit yoooooooooooooooooooooour wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwrists.
[sing-a-long!].
...that went well.

HoneyBBQGrundle

05-23-2007, 11:59 AM

I think it started getting good during the second season.

That's what everyone says, but I don't agree. It was always good. If anything, the first season was better because it was more believable. Now it's still good, but it seems like there's too much going on and it's becoming more like a "regular" sitcom.

Arsenal

05-23-2007, 12:06 PM

That's what everyone says, but I don't agree. It was always good. If anything, the first season was better because it was more believable. Now it's still good, but it seems like there's too much going on and it's becoming more like a "regular" sitcom.

I agree. There's too much going. I mean, I know it's a TV show, but there was always a sense of "this could actually happen in real life". Now, it's so contrived and rediculous, none of this crap could happen in real life, leaving me less connected to the characters/show.

Don't get me wrong, still hella funny and enjoyable, but less than it was season ONE.

Shag

05-24-2007, 09:45 AM

An HR employee at my job gave me a Schrute buck that she made and printed herself. :looney:

Here is a pic from my phone camera pinned to my cube.

http://img129.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=24970_05-24-07_1235_122_571lo.jpg

DaDesiCanadian

05-24-2007, 09:51 AM

I agree. There's too much going. I mean, I know it's a TV show, but there was always a sense of "this could actually happen in real life". Now, it's so contrived and rediculous, none of this crap could happen in real life, leaving me less connected to the characters/show.

Don't get me wrong, still hella funny and enjoyable, but less than it was season ONE.

I think the first season was very slow, except for diversity day. I agree, the show just kept getting more and more ridiculous, especially the level of Michaels stupidity. The UK office had Gervais always stupid, but believable-stupid. But, I still love the show, it's still got that drama/comedy mix that makes it so amazing.

JackTenrac!

05-24-2007, 10:11 AM

^ was trying to erase that episode out of memory. Michael is childish at best. Stupid? well yeah, at a 3rd Grade level. I'm surprised that NBC and BBC didn't do crossover eps. Or have they?

...that went well. Thank you, Kelly. Come again.

Wellman

05-24-2007, 12:10 PM

DaDesiCanadian

05-24-2007, 12:20 PM

^
Weird thing is, I think the girl that played Pam's character in the UK Office was on Studio 60 so they could eventually have a sort of crossover or at least a cameo.

Heck the spanish ugly Betty was on the US' season finale.

Yep, Dawn was a minor role on the show, and then later on a major char/love interest, until the show got cancelled.

I miss the UK office..

Boss: Almost every chap in here has woken up to the crack of Dawn...
Dawn: WHAT???

JackTenrac!

05-24-2007, 12:30 PM

Boss: Almost every chap in here has woken up to the crack of Dawn...
Dawn: WHAT???

:rofl: Da...is there something you would like to share about your parents here? You miss UK Office? Sorry, I'm just putting all these pieces together. You felt bad about Tony Blair leaving, and now, you miss UK's The Office. I'll solve the puzzle.

...You're from Uraguay, aren't you?!

...that went well.

DaDesiCanadian

05-24-2007, 12:33 PM

:rofl: Da...is there something you would like to share about your parents here? You miss UK Office? Sorry, I'm just putting all these pieces together. You felt bad about Tony Blair leaving, and now, you miss UK's The Office. I'll solve the puzzle.

...You're from Uraguay, aren't you?!

...that went well.

I think Russell Peters said it best:

"Indian people aren't worried, because they have a homeland.....England."

JackTenrac!

05-24-2007, 12:38 PM

I think Russell Peters said it best:

"Indian people aren't worried, because they have a homeland.....England."

Chop this board and ask your dad if he could do my taxes. No hard labour required. :rofl:

EDIT: you seeing Russell Peteres in June btw?

...that went well.

DaDesiCanadian

06-16-2007, 07:14 PM

I just watched the latest episode again... I want Schrute bucks.

WRONG! IT'S NITROGEN.

Athanasy

06-17-2007, 10:12 AM

I've compiled a list of penises if you could just rifle through them.

The Safety episode wasn't so bad.

DEPRESSION?! Isn't that just a big word for feeling "Bummed Out?"

DWIGHT, YOU IGNORANT SLUT!

EDIT - And if Fat Halpert seriously left Karen for Pam.....unnnghhh, wrong pocket homie.

mr. newbie

06-17-2007, 02:35 PM

why hasn't the hot girl (karen?) just had sex with that guy who wants her? i swear the tension's been there since ep 1. it's getting on my nerves, because i want to do her.

i watch it on and off.

ChairHome

06-20-2007, 07:49 AM

"The Office" video game for Nintendo DS, PSP, and mobile phones in development. (http://www.joystiq.com/2007/06/20/the-office-video-game-sounds-easy-thats-what-she-said/)

Also, rumors of a Dwight Schrute spin-off (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,281040,00.html). I'd only be okay with it if he was still on The Office as well.

Athanasy

06-20-2007, 10:30 AM

Night

06-20-2007, 10:37 AM

I dunno why Jim left Karen either and I'm also sort of sick of all those Office fans that obsess over the show thinking it's only "The Jim and Pam Show", ahhh, drives me up the wall. Then when people compare Pam and Karen, everyone says Pam wins because of all the girl next door stuff and all that... oh fuck that. Karen fucking plays Call of Duty and even did the double devil horns hand salute while saying it. That did it for me and I don't even play Call of Duty.

Athanasy

06-20-2007, 10:53 AM

"Pam is kind of a bitch."

I used to love Pam, but she has changed a lot.

ChairHome

06-20-2007, 11:07 AM

Screw you guys. Karen was hot but she got really annoying. She was a terrible girlfriend, "I already made plans to meet up with some friends while you have your job interview, even though you drove me here and you waited during mine." That's why she got left in New York.

Cowboyday

06-20-2007, 12:08 PM

Not to mention being crazy jealous of Pam right from the start.

With the whole Jim and Pam thing being sort of resolved, I don't know where the tension/drama is going to come from. As much as it's stupid for people to obsess over it like a soap opera, the romance thing adds a little bit of "comic relief" (for lack of a better term) to the usual jokes in the show. Not to mention it's easier to write a cliched romance than it is to write actual funny jokes. And I'm sure a lot of people identify with their scenario too (okay, maybe just me) and it draws them into the show more.

That being said, I'd smash all the bitches on the show. Yes, even Phyllis. Okay, not Phyllis... or Meredith.

FOBio

06-20-2007, 07:15 PM

Karen fucking plays Call of Duty and even did the double devil horns hand salute while saying it. That did it for me and I don't even play Call of Duty.

when did they say that!?

Night

06-21-2007, 08:45 PM

when did they say that!?

I think it's the first or second episode of Jim at the Stamford branch where EVERYONE is playing Call of Duty, and then the boss even calls in Jim and Andy to his office to yell at them telling them they're getting their asses kicked in the game heh.

BshidoHEAT

06-22-2007, 04:00 AM

For Fobio

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j3-ECsSC8o

FOBio

06-22-2007, 10:53 AM

hahaha. ok, now i remember what you're talking about. kinda forgot about the episodes before the merge.

DaDesiCanadian

06-22-2007, 11:42 AM

Pam HAS become a bitch. And ugly. If you watch the earlier episodes, she's actually really pretty, now she's....changed. I think the hate stems from the fact that Rashida is permanently gone. :(

ezekial45

09-03-2007, 11:11 PM

Summer Vacation

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCDXIyRdwG0

Little taste of the new season.

Hoonyo

09-03-2007, 11:23 PM

Ryan: I don't really remember much about Scranton. I think I dated a black girl.

Gold.

LazyYetCrazy

09-03-2007, 11:41 PM

Sooo pumped for this season.

Tito Mel

09-04-2007, 04:51 AM

I am so totally and utterly in love with pam. Like not even like i want to do her (but i seriously would) i have like fantasies of taking care of her while shes sick, making her breakfast in bed, Slow dancing with her during our senior prom.

I have so many of these kind of fantasies they are starting to become memories. I kind of feel silly sometimes when i think about her because i know she isnt real, but when i watch the office i remember my forgotten memories, why she is so important to me and why i love her. I can even tell you what she smells like, she smells like snuggle fabric sofener spring blush. I dunno, maybe im just crazy i guess.

Theycalledhim Alan

09-04-2007, 06:42 AM

^What the fuuuuuuuuuc..k?^

asianhitler

09-04-2007, 07:35 AM

Question, when does the new season start?

Oh, and the pun was intended. :wink:

BshidoHEAT

09-04-2007, 08:23 AM

Hoonyo

09-04-2007, 08:46 AM

ytwojay

09-04-2007, 11:34 AM

For Fobio

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9j3-ECsSC8o
"I'm gonna kill you for real" :rofl:
I am so totally and utterly in love with pam. Like not even like i want to do her (but i seriously would) i have like fantasies of taking care of her while shes sick, making her breakfast in bed, Slow dancing with her during our senior prom.

I have so many of these kind of fantasies they are starting to become memories. I kind of feel silly sometimes when i think about her because i know she isnt real, but when i watch the office i remember my forgotten memories, why she is so important to me and why i love her. I can even tell you what she smells like, she smells like snuggle fabric sofener spring blush. I dunno, maybe im just crazy i guess.Naw that's perfectly normal, man.

:confused:

BshidoHEAT

09-04-2007, 01:37 PM

"I'm gonna kill you for real" :rofl:

"What gun are you using?"
"Sniper Rifle"
"WHAT?!! There's no sniping in Carringtion!"

iwst99

09-04-2007, 01:39 PM

I'm buying season 3....it came out today. :D

ramza

09-05-2007, 11:28 PM

this show is hilarious. new season starts sep 27

ezekial45

09-27-2007, 09:23 AM

Just a reminder. The New season starts tonight.

Digitalbooty

09-27-2007, 09:24 AM

what time?

shoo

09-27-2007, 09:29 AM

i bought all 3 seasons at coscto for $60

and it came with a dunder mifflin lunch bag :tup:

ezekial45

09-27-2007, 09:30 AM

what time?

9PM. The first 4 episodes will be an hour long.

FOBio

09-27-2007, 09:36 AM

i'm fucking jealous of a friend of mine - her season 3 package came with a dundy award AND a mini dwight bobblehead. she already has a full sized bobblehead! i gave it to her for her birthday present! lucky son of a...

Hoonyo

09-27-2007, 09:54 AM

Just a reminder. The New season starts tonight.

who needs a reminder

Ferdinandz

09-27-2007, 09:56 AM

who needs a reminder

haha i know right?

30 episodes :lovin::lovin:

ezekial45

09-27-2007, 10:00 AM

who needs a reminder

Well nobody posted in this thread for over a week. I just thought it was a good way to bump it.

Hoonyo

09-27-2007, 10:18 AM

Well nobody posted in this thread for over a week. I just thought it was a good way to bump it.

i'm just messing around.

1hr season premiere woooo

the next 5 or so episodes are 1hr too.

DaDesiCanadian

09-27-2007, 10:28 AM

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Wonder where they're going to go with this season.

Ne0phyte

09-27-2007, 08:33 PM

How has no one posted in this yet??? I missed the first half; what I saw of the second half was funny but waaaaaay too silly.

Hoonyo

09-27-2007, 08:42 PM

west coast =[

JackTenrac!

09-27-2007, 09:30 PM

One word that sums up this episode:

...Jim.

He was on fire. Opened fire. Released fire. It was everything that he did in the first few seasons kicked up to the max. The optimism, the sarcasm, the fourth wall breaking, the boyish bashfulness. Done deal. It's like Pam was the Rita's wand that made him grow. It was what Chun Li was to A2. Jim just did it. He's such a breakout character. Season 4 looks promising.

Hopefully, Jim will have to defeat his records to qualify.

Major pranks, generally important to the plot, are in boldface.
Encased Dwight's stapler in Jell-O (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gelatin_dessert). ("Pilot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilot_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Built a pencil fence between his and Dwight's desk. ("Pilot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilot_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Encased Michael's 'World's Best Boss' coffee mug in Jell-O. ("Pilot (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilot_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Changed Dwight's assigned "race" from "Asian" to "Dwight" in the Diversity Day exercise. ("Diversity Day (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diversity_Day_%28The_Office_episode%29)", deleted scene)
Locked Dwight inside his own "work space". ("Health Care (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_Care_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Assisted Pam in preparing a list of absurd medical conditions. ("Health Care (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_Care_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Agreed to participate in an "alliance" with Dwight, using it to feed his paranoia in a variety of ways. ("The Alliance (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Alliance_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Convinced Dwight to purchase a purse from a vendor ("Hot Girl (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_Girl_%28The_Office_episode%29)"), and then made fun of him for having it (deleted scene).
Found Dwight's wallet in the parking lot, and decided, on Pam's suggestion, to give the wallet back to Dwight intact and unchanged. Dwight, not believing Jim, immediately canceled all his credit cards. ("Office Olympics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Office_Olympics)", deleted scene)
With Pam, posted Dwight's résumé online. ("Halloween (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Relocated Dwight's desk to the men's restroom. ("The Fight (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Fight_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Popped Dwight's fitness orb (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fitness_orb). ("Performance Review (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Performance_Review)")
Convinced Dwight a Thursday was a Friday, causing him to be late for work the next day. ("Performance Review (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Performance_Review)")
Made Dwight believe that Jim's party was a surprise party for Michael.("E-mail Surveillance (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-mail_Surveillance)")
Placed Dwight's wallet and desk items in the vending machine. ("Booze Cruise (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booze_Cruise_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Gave Dwight dubious "tips" on public speaking. ("Dwight's Speech (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwight%27s_Speech)") The prank backfired; the speech was a success.
Paid coworkers five dollars to call Dwight "Dwayne" for an entire day. (Mentioned in "Conflict Resolution (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conflict_Resolution_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Convinced Dwight an abandoned infant was in the women's restroom, causing him to walk in on Meredith (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meredith_Palmer) "on the can." (Mentioned in "Conflict Resolution (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conflict_Resolution_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Used a macro (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macro_%28computer_science%29) so that every time Dwight typed his name, it appeared as "diapers". (Mentioned in "Conflict Resolution (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conflict_Resolution_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Replaced Dwight's writing instruments with crayons. (Mentioned in "Conflict Resolution (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conflict_Resolution_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Incrementally increased the weight of Dwight's telephone handset, then abruptly decreased the weight, causing Dwight to smack himself in the face with the phone. (Mentioned in "Conflict Resolution (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conflict_Resolution_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Placed a bloody glove in Dwight's desk and attempted to convince him that he had committed murder. Dwight, in fact, thought that "Jim was the real killer." (Mentioned in "Conflict Resolution (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conflict_Resolution_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Created an absurd identification badge for Dwight. ("Conflict Resolution (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conflict_Resolution_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Repositioned Dwight's desk by moving it an inch at a time over the course of the day. (Mentioned in "Conflict Resolution (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conflict_Resolution_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Encircled Dwight's desk in police tape. ("Conflict Resolution (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conflict_Resolution_%28The_Office_episode%29)", deleted scene).
With Pam, convinced Dwight that he (Jim) had telekinetic (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telekinetic) powers. ("Casino Night (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casino_Night_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Held Dwight's bobblehead doll for $5 ransom. (Third Season Primetime Preview (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Office_media#NBC_Fall_2006_Primetime_P review))
Encased Andy's calculator in Jell-O. ("Gay Witch Hunt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Witch_Hunt)") This prank backfired when Andy reacted violently.
Convinced Dwight (and Michael) that gaydar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaydar) was a genuine device. ("Gay Witch Hunt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Witch_Hunt)")
Gained access to Dwight's hotel room at a paper convention in Philadelphia just to find a hooker in his room that is actually Angela Martin. ("The Convention (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Convention_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
With Pam, made high-pitched noises hoping Dwight would schedule an appointment with an ear doctor. (Mentioned in "The Coup (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Coup_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Sent faxes signed "Future Dwight" on Dwight's own stationery. ("Branch Closing (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Branch_Closing)")
Stared at Dwight's forehead for no reason. ("The Merger (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Merger_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Gave Andy wildly incorrect "tips" on winning Pam's affections. ("The Convict (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Convict_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Ordered fifteen large sausage pizzas to the office under the name 'Dwight'. ("The Convict (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Convict_%28The_Office_episode%29)" Deleted Scene)
With Pam, tricked Dwight into believing he was being recruited by the CIA (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CIA). ("A Benihana Christmas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Benihana_Christmas)")
Told Dwight that their waitress couldn't remember how to butcher a goose. ("A Benihana Christmas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Benihana_Christmas)")
Told Dwight that the Benihana Waitress was asleep when really Andy was telling her to close her eyes and imagine her dream home. ("A Benihana Christmas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Benihana_Christmas)")
"Narrated" Dwight's absurd behavior when Dwight taped a meeting. This prank backfired when Andy took the joke too far. ("Back from Vacation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_from_Vacation_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Glued Dwight's office drawers together. (Mentioned in "Back from Vacation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_from_Vacation_%28The_Office_episode%29)", deleted scene)
Changed Dwight's voicemail to make him sound like a chipmunk. (Mentioned in "Back from Vacation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_from_Vacation_%28The_Office_episode%29)", deleted scene)
Told Dwight there was a 4am meeting. (Mentioned in "Back from Vacation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_from_Vacation_%28The_Office_episode%29)", deleted scene)
Shipped Dwight's desk by mail to Roswell, New Mexico (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roswell%2C_New_Mexico), where Dwight was vacationing. (Mentioned in "Back from Vacation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Back_from_Vacation_%28The_Office_episode%29)", deleted scene)
Hid Andy's cell phone in the ceiling tiles, then, with Pam, called it repeatedly. ("The Return (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Return_%28The_Office_episode%29)") This resulted in Andy punching a hole in the office wall.
Hired a Benjamin Franklin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Franklin) impersonator instead of a male stripper for Phyllis's bachelorette party (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bachelorette_party). ("Ben Franklin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Franklin_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Told Dwight that the Ben Franklin impersonator was the real Franklin. ("Ben Franklin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Franklin_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Conditioned (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_conditioning) Dwight to expect an Altoid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoid) mint each time he heard a computer chime. ("Phyllis' Wedding (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phyllis%27_Wedding)")
Manipulated Dwight into patrolling for wedding crashers. ("Phyllis' Wedding (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phyllis%27_Wedding)")
Convinced Dwight that he (Jim) was turning into a vampire. ("Business School (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Business_School_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Hid the key to Michael's straitjacket (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straitjacket). ("Cocktails (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocktails_%28The_Office_episode%29)")
Relayed intentionally incorrect messages from Dwight to Andy. ("Safety Training (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_Training)")
Dressed up as Dwight and parodied him. ("Product Recall (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Product_Recall_%28The_Office_episode%29)"). Dwight returned the favor later in the episode.

Wellman

09-27-2007, 09:30 PM

Great episodes, they actually had me going at first until the end. Also hooray for Toby in the second episode, he finally wins something.

So now that it is obvious Dwight and Angela are through, I get the feeling she either ends up with Micheal or the other guy from the Daily Show whose name I forgot.

BshidoHEAT

09-27-2007, 09:56 PM

I felt it was just decent the first half, but the 2nd half was good ;)

Nice way to start the new season.

Hoonyo

09-27-2007, 10:11 PM

wow totally felt the opposite. first half was great but wasn't feeling the second half. darryl feeding the squirrel was great though.

best quote: i'm not superstitious, but i'm ... i'm a littlestitious.

Tito Mel

09-27-2007, 10:27 PM

YES YES YES YES YES I absolutely loved the season premier!

They weren't as funny as I thought they were going to be but at the beginning i was really ticked off that they kicked off karen from the show, i would have liked to see that tension in the office. Then they tell me that all that build up and kicking karen from the show was for nothing when they said that pam and jim werent together.

But then they were. im so happy for my girl! pam looks at jim they way i look at pam. golly, i feel really good. im about to do homework since im in such a good mood. Gah! what a great evening, isnt it guys?

FOBio

09-28-2007, 01:17 AM

i'd say angela gets back with dwight.... or goes with roy maybe? i don't know though - the only person for her is dwight. it'd be CRAZY if she started dating andy. i could see an episode where andy moves in on angela and dwight fights him or something.

Cowboyday

09-28-2007, 09:43 AM

Well, some inner part of me is so glad that jim and pam are together. But at the same time the show lost a lot of its tension from that. The rest of the characters are too crazy to really take seriously with their problems and it feels so contrived. I know it's supposed to be absurd, etc. but before it at least felt grounded in reality. This episode was just like "WHAT WILL STEVE CARELL DO NEXT! SO ZANY".

Parts that stood out for me though were: Jan passed the fuck out in the beginning, the religions discussion "Satan, the master of lies", Ryan of course, "Cats do no produce meat or wool or milk" etc.

I enjoyed it a lot, I think I just hyped it up too much for myself and didn't live up to it.

PaRt2

09-28-2007, 09:53 AM

Didn't know there was a thread.

Missed the Season premier but THANK GOD for DVR! :tup:

:subscribes:

Some of you might remember Pam (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v600/PaRt2iSc/Misc%20Crap/pb.jpg?t=1190998716)in my old Av.

ChairHome

09-28-2007, 11:32 AM

So, I was reading Penny-Arcade and saw this:
I saw over at PvP that to help promote the new season of the Office, NBC has set up something called Dunder Mifflin Infinity (http://www.dundermifflininfinity.com/). Kara and I are big fans of the show and I'm a big fan of crushing PvP. So when I saw that Scott and Kris had applied to run a branch of Dunder Mifflin I knew I had to do the same. I've applied to be the manager of the Spokane Wa, branch since that shit hole happens to be where I grew up. Now I just need fifteen employees to sign up for the same branch using this code: s4g8c5lwvs and the job is mine. I'm assuming there's some Office fans out there to help me with this. I'm not exactly sure what we'll be doing but the site promises that branches will be rewarded with prizes for completing certain tasks. All I know is that we've got to beat those sons of bitches at the Central Pencader, Deleware branch!

I couldn't get details from the link, but it sounds kinda cool.

Shadow Ace 50

09-28-2007, 11:34 AM

RABBIES!!!!!!!!

Steve carell ftw...

!WB!

09-28-2007, 11:47 AM

Ryan--"Did you do this on purpose?"
Michael--"No, I was being negligent."

That and the whole he did it on company property with company property so its double jeopardy was just pure gold.

Solidarity!

zakky

09-28-2007, 11:56 AM

Darrel feeding the squirrel was the highlight I thought. It seems like the show is going to take a turn towards the absurd now that the conflict between Pam and Jim seems like it's through. It looks like they might try to shift it ti Angela and Dwight but I don't think it'll have the same effect. It's hard to say whether that will be good or not. One thing they need more of is Ryan. He is my favorite character and I was expecting him to have a bit more face time but I'm sure it's building to something good.

JackTenrac!

10-04-2007, 09:00 PM

- a bit weak, this ep. Trying to give Ryan so much power so soon. And Ryan did get owned by Jim. Poor kid.

Pained Auron

10-04-2007, 09:01 PM

OMG toby is a hater

blindspot

10-04-2007, 09:11 PM

- a bit weak, this ep. Trying to give Ryan so much power so soon. And Ryan did get owned by Jim. Poor kid.

I agree. Didnt know what to feel about the second ep. The lake thing was too ridiculous even for Michael. The gift baskets were mid-tier IMO :rofl:

DaDesiCanadian

10-04-2007, 09:35 PM

Toby is HILARIOUS.

Toby: Let's wait... and see what happens.
Jim: ...what?

Dwight and Angela's conversation had me dying.

Angela: So I heard a joke today!
Dwight: Haha, that's funny!
Angela: Yes.

JackTenrac!

10-04-2007, 09:54 PM

- ...that was too random, the car thing. Scott's little problem, too. Jann, and Kelly were too funny. They're so depressed.

- best quote "I don't want Garbage. I want sprinkles!"

Cowboyday

10-04-2007, 10:14 PM

needs more kelly+ryan stuff

JackTenrac!

10-04-2007, 10:37 PM

...who else will Ryan go after this time? since he has the ability to get any girl he wants, and all.

Angelic Diablo

10-04-2007, 10:44 PM

:rofl: This episode was fantastic. Possibly better than the premiere :rofl:

- Toby's face when he sees the kiss.

- The Shoah Foundation (I bet TONS of people have no clue why that's funny)

- Garbage the cat

- Creed uses the printer ink to dye his hair. I was in tears...

- Michael driving into a lake

"He smells like what I'd imagine Pierce Brosnan smells like."

"Hey brah, think you can get some Red Bull for these things, sometimes you just gotta ride the bull."

JackTenrac!

10-04-2007, 10:47 PM

...later skater.

DaDesiCanadian

10-04-2007, 11:27 PM

"Hey brah, think you can get some Red Bull for these things, sometimes you just gotta ride the bull."

Ryan's expression after that line was TOO good.

Jeesup

10-05-2007, 12:05 AM

hahahaha i love it when ryan finds out jim and pam are dating... he looks over at jim, he doesnt even look up- just waves in his direction. fool got handled for being such a cocky *** the entire ep

lovin the new season so far :x

Sasmasta

10-05-2007, 03:17 AM

I've been out of The Office loop lately. I gotta catch up before they go too far and I wonder what the hell happened to my Rashida Jones!

[She's greatness. She was in Chappelle for the tampon skit. LoLx10]

BshidoHEAT

10-05-2007, 10:44 AM

Pretty good episode.

"Pam is the office mattress"

"You can't give clients to whoever your sleeping with that week"

Creed coming in with his dark black hair was awesome, as was a bunch of stuff this episode.

Driving in to the lake was a bit much though.

DaDesiCanadian

10-05-2007, 10:45 AM

JackTenrac!

10-05-2007, 10:51 AM

Yeah, Jim is too good.

"I guess he can't get...any girl he wants."

- not even with $200 haircuts either. :rofl:

!WB!

10-06-2007, 10:47 AM

Fucking awesome episode. I was really hoping going into this season that Michael vs Ryan would be a big part of it and the writers haven't let me down so far.

Dunder-Mifflin website...coming Christmas 2002!

Driving in to the lake was a bit much though.
Believe it or not, the whole driving into the lake thing is somewhat based on reality. Some people have been known to depend too much on those things to give them directions and crash into things. And Michael is just the kind of knob to do such a thing.

Hoonyo

10-06-2007, 11:08 AM

I wasn't enamored with this week's episode. Creed saved it though and so did this line: Angela: So I heard a joke today!
Dwight: Haha, that's funny!
Angela: Yes.

ChairHome

10-12-2007, 07:41 AM

Great episode last night. Darryl and Kelly ("Still miss Ryan?" "Not as much" "Mmmm")? Andy and Angela? Dwight and Skynet? I mean DMI? It looks like they're trying to have something replace the pam/jim will they/won't they tension, and while its less endearing, the Dwight/Andy/Angela triangle has great potential. And the Acapella thing with the phones, I know Andy is awkward and the situation was very comedic, but if that were real life, I would classify Andy as a pimp.

I love how Dwight and Andy are both characters that you hate at first, then love down the line.

iwst99

10-12-2007, 07:44 AM

"The Password for the club is Password"

"Uhh....does the name of that club start with three W's..?"

"Yeah..."

Great show...Also, wtf is up with Meredith and Jim? lol. "I will read what it says later tonight..."

Sheng-Long

10-12-2007, 08:11 AM

I <3 Ed Helms.

There was this great deleted scene they took out from Season 3 where he's showing Jim is "24 inch vert" (no homo) and it was one of those things only Ed Helms could make funny.

ChairHome

10-12-2007, 08:20 AM

So, Dundler-Mifflin Infinity (http://www.dundermifflininfinity.com/) has launched. In real life. There are virtual branches that you can join and some other stuff that I haven't looked into yet. You can earn Schrutebucks to buy things for your virtual desk. The leading branch with the most Schrutebucks? Spokane, WA, led by Gabe from Penny-Arcade.

Going to read Creed's Blog and Schrute-Space at the NBC website now...

Time Encapsulated

Hello internetizens. I have returned from my web logging hiatus. You may be asking yourself, “what happened to Dwight all summer?” Shut up. It’s none of your business. Just focus on the present. In this case, the present has two meanings. In its first usage, it is temporal. The present is the here and now. It is also being used to mean “a gift.” This web log is a present from me to you, the reader, because you do not pay for it and I am giving it to you. Enjoy your present (both meanings).

This weekend, while my cousin Mose was aerating the soil in the East Field, he came upon a metal box labeled “For Dwight. DO NOT OPEN UNTIL 2005.” Luckily, Mose is not nosey and brought it to me unopened right away.

As it turns out, the box was a time capsule that I had left for myself in 1985. It was quite interesting to see what 1985 Dwight had left for 2005 Dwight, even though 2005 Dwight forgot it was there and had to be reminded by 2007 Mose two years later.

These are the contents of 1985 Dwight’s Time Capsule:

1. A dehydrated beet sculpture of myself holding a very small metal box meant to represent a miniature version of the time capsule. I was very much into beet miniatures when I was teenager. I did not, however, know my “BeetDwight” would shrivel into dehydration. That occurred because of science, not intention.

2. A friendship bracelet. They were all the rage amongst agricultural teenagers in 1985. I was susceptible to fads back then. This has since been corrected.

3. Half of a Twix Bar. It must have fallen in.

4. A letter to myself. It said: “Hello Dwight. If you’re reading this, then you are not dead. Good. If you are not Dwight and you are reading this, be aware that this letter is cursed and the ghost of me will haunt you forever. Dokken Rules. Dwight.”

5. A letter to my wife. This is a sensitive subject as I am unmarried and have obviously disappointed my former self.

6. The carcass of a vole. At first I thought it had either fallen in or been trapped while attempting to retrieve the Twix bar. After careful thought, however, I remembered that this was the skeleton of my neighbor’s pet. I despised him and kidnapped one of his voles. Unfortunately, the vole perished before I could return her, so I threw her into the time capsule so there would be no evidence. This serves as my confession. If any authorities are reading this, I willingly accept any punishment bestowed upon me, although I believe the statute of limitations on vole manslaughter has run out.

This “blast from the past” has cast an interesting shadow over my week. It has provided cause for great self-reflection. In truth, however, I am proud of who I have become and regret nothing. Now I must make a time capsule for 2025 Dwight. I hope he is alive when he opens it. And married. And running a large paper company. And a beet magnate or mogul, whichever is most powerful in 2025. Additionally, I hope he has created a way to keep miniature beet sculptures hydrated over long periods of time, thus making himself very rich yet unburdened by the pressures of being overly wealthy.

That is all,
Dwight K. Schrute
2007 Version

In other Office related news, my wife went to LA earlier this week and Phyllis was on her flight. She texted me about it and I told her to say hi to her or something, but she was nervous. She said she's really nice in real life though, and really tall. That is all.

JackTenrac!

10-12-2007, 09:23 AM

Dwight and Skynet?

...good way to put it.

DaDesiCanadian

10-12-2007, 09:47 AM

"You are a superior being."

AWW PAM <3

!WB!

10-12-2007, 10:37 AM

Angela, of all people, kicked ass that episode.

Dwight--"I did it for you."
Angela--"I didn't ask you to do it for me."
Dwight--"You didn't have to."

That's almost as good as the "I heard a joke" thing from last episode.

Not the best episode so far this year but overall I'm loving this season.

DaDesiCanadian

10-12-2007, 11:02 AM

Great show...Also, wtf is up with Meredith and Jim? lol. "I will read what it says later tonight..."

Meredith is an (ugly) slut, and wants Jim's cock. Jim don't want nuthin to do with that.

f_man

10-12-2007, 11:04 AM

i was laughing so hard at this:

Kevin: Its like a circle, of garbage.

iwst99

10-12-2007, 11:11 AM

Meredith is an (ugly) slut, and wants Jim's cock. Jim don't want nuthin to do with that.

Heh, I realize that, I just think it was so random of her.

That pizza kid was top tier.

Dwight: "I know that kid, he steals hemp from my farm"

Pizza Kid: "I know that guy, he has the farm with the crappy weed"

!WB!

10-12-2007, 02:13 PM

Meredith is an (ugly) slut, and wants Jim's cock. Jim don't want nuthin to do with that.
Jim's reaction to the Meredith thing was priceless as always. Come to think of it, this show would totally suck if it wasn't for Jim's facial reactions.

DaDesiCanadian

10-12-2007, 03:08 PM

Jim's reaction to the Meredith thing was priceless as always. Come to think of it, this show would totally suck if it wasn't for Jim's facial reactions.

I love when Karen references it the first time she meets Jim.

"And he's always looking off at the camera with this weird expression..."

Karen needs to come back and date like...Kevin. Because taht would be soooo tooottallly aweeessommme. /kevin

JackTenrac!

10-12-2007, 03:23 PM

- ...and why would she even bother with Kevin?

Hoonyo

10-12-2007, 11:37 PM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=i5RZVLRc3Sw

Andy is still the king.

And I'm getting really sick of Jim and Pam. This Andy/Angela/Dwight love triangle is making up for it. Looks like Darryl is gonna hit that Indian ass too.

JackTenrac!

10-19-2007, 05:18 AM

Highlights of this ep.
- Darryl is amazing. He beasted on Kelly pretty hard this episode.
- Andy scores finally!
- Jim is a great guy. Helping Dwight like that was quite awesome.
- and yes, it is getting ridiculous. Michael in debt? how'd this happen? buying random crap?

ChairHome

10-19-2007, 05:33 AM

And Jan. Trading in their cars and getting a Porsche that she uses?
Andy is a pimp.
Dwight is back. Mentally :-D (though that last part where he tried to touch Jim and he was gone was hilarious)
Poor Michael. His co-workers from the other job actually liked him.
"I AM DECLARING MY BANKRUPTCYYYYYYYY!"

BshidoHEAT

10-19-2007, 05:38 AM

I think it's plausible, remember he wasn't mak