Nickelback is the best band ever

[PozerWolf]

...NOT!!!

WTF is with people today?!?!?!?
Today I had no choice but to listen to the radio because my car sucks, CD DON'T PLAY ON IT NONE MORE!! And while I'm listening some fuckin' douche bag requested some songs from Nickelback. Now, at the time I was clueless at the band, and I've never heard there music. So they played it, and I listend to the first song.

What is this fuckin' emo bullshit music?!? You hear this kind of crap from random MySpace pages!! Seriously, is this truly the new rock? Just people bitching about there lives and whining how they have it bad?

"Look at this photograph. Everytime I look at it, it makes me laugh." WTF?!?!?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!! NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN HIGH SCHOOL TIMES YOU WHINING EMO PIECE OF SHIT!!

But then again, I thought to myself, "Well all bands have at least one shitty song... so... meh..."

Right after that song, they play another one of there "hits". This next song is, in fact, the worse fuckin' song ever. This is the first time I ever got really fuckin' pissed off at anything... EVER. Seriously, I'm never fuckin' pissed off, but this band ruined my goddamn life.

The next song they played was called Animals, and him and his girlfriend are acting like animals, aw man hardcore :looney:
Yes, I love hearing someone sing about almost getting into a car wreck because my girlfriend tried sucking my dick while I was driving. And then the last part of the song, when he was singing that he was doing his girl. The song gets quiet and you just hear him singing whats going on in the car. Next thing you know, the girl asks if there is a sound outside, and thats when they found out that it was her father outside of the car.
Now... right after hearing this part, I had no choice but to jump out of the window of my car (as it was going), find a random knife in an ally, and shuve it in my eye to stop the pain. Seriously, that was the worst shit I've ever heard. And what pisses me off is people like him are making money for such SHITTY FUCKIN' MUSIC!!!! I've heard crappy songs... but goddamn... wow. I hope in the next tour or whatever, there bus flips over and they all die. FUCK!!

And to make matters worse, I goto class and the teacher wants to make some kind of presentation with Microsoft Power Point about ourself. WTF bitch, were in college, fuck this high school shit!!
So yeah, I was pissed off and I didn't want to do shit, after random presentation, some fuckin' retarded bitch showed about her life while motha' fuckin' nickelback was playing in the background of her power point....... yeah........


Now, here is what I'm lead to believe:
I believe that if you like Nickelback, you are beyond depress, or just fuckin' retarded. Seriously, this chic showing her presentation couldn't be anymore emo, and she had some nickelback playing in the background. And the words I heard from the music was "Look at thie photograhp" WTF?!?!?!?



Yeah, I hate this shit.
Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant Rant.

[Boleslaw]

The above is what happens when you allow Furries use of the internet.

[Debaser]

I was ready to hate all over this thread, but I see it's not needed.

[CrimsonDisaster]

I'll be sure to mod your copies of Slash and Super DBZ to only play Nickelback as BGM.

[TempestFox]

Yeah, we knew they sucked years ago.

[Fadedsun303]

I'll be sure to mod your copies of Slash and Super DBZ to only play Nickelback as BGM.

I always wanted to put ridiculous songs in Slash.Like that "And III will always love youuu!!!" song, while you beat eachothers heads in.

But, yeah. Nickelback sucks.There's was a file on the internet awhile back of two of their songs played together, and they play exactly the same. Same chord changes and everything. It was terrible.

[Zulu]

Savin Me is a good song.

:wonder:

[io]

i actually like some of their stuff. sure it's not the greatest thing in the world, but just 'cause it's on the radio doesn't make it bad. if you can do better, by all means go get a record contract

[PozerWolf]

The above is what happens when you allow Furries use of the internet.
I'd rather be a furry than listen to nickleback... seriously =/

i actually like some of their stuff. just 'cause it's on the radio doesn't make it bad. if you can do better, by all means go get a record contract
Anyone can do better, but it looks like now a days all teens or mental college students want are depressing crap talking about how awful life is now a days because they think they have it bad. Its not that people want to listen to something better, but they rather listen to something where people know there not alone when they put a knife to there wrist.

Also, I don't like the band because its on the radio, I hate it because there music is pure fuckin' trash!

[Fadedsun303]

I found that thing I was talking about with the two songs played together.

http://www.thewebshite.net/nickelback.htm

[Remy Martin]

I detest nikelback and I completeley agree... well except for 1 part, the last time i checked nikelback wasnt considered emo. but it seems you are talking about the emo state of mind and not the music genre so nevermind... FUCK NICKELBACK!!!11!

[io]

quit being so elitist. it's just casual music. who cares if there's not a deep message or whatever :looney:

[white shadow]

I found that thing I was talking about with the two songs played together.

http://www.thewebshite.net/nickelback.htm

What amazes me the most is how someone was able to listen through both songs- and then analyze them!:wasted:

And how comes *.:EVERYONE:.* I've ever met hates Nickleback to the tenth degree and yet they still exist in mainstream music?:confused::bluu:

[CrimsonDisaster]

quit being so elitist. it's just casual music. who cares if there's not a deep message or whatever :looney:

It's not about "deep" it's about actually being decent. Both of which Nickelback fails at.

I listen to lots of terrible music for fun but Nickelback isn't even a funny kind of bad, it's just bad period.

[Pablo_the_Mex]

....

If anything, it is you that comes across as emo. It's alright to not like certain music, BUT DAMN.

Calm down.

[io]

sign up, bitches :rofl:

http://www.nickelbackfanclub.com/

[Remy Martin]

sign up, bitches :rofl:

http://www.nickelbackfanclub.com/


L:wow: :wow:K at all of those sold out shows!!!


i dont care if they suck i would trade places with any member... theyre making money out the ass!

[9999]

With the exception of Breathe, I wholeheartedly concur.

[Wil]

Nickelback singing about the past? Singing about yesterday?

Aaahh yes, Boys II Men did the samething (Yesterday, End of the Road, etc.) :lol:

And yes, Savin Me is a good song. :sweat:

[Digitalbooty]

Nickelback is a terrible band. There are several reasons why. It's not opinion, it's fact. Anyone who enjoys their music is an uncultured shitbag. Here are SOLID reasons why this band is terrible


1. Nickelback - that band name.

2. Lead singer haircut.

3. Lead Singer's Vocals

4. Cheese lyrics - not even in a good way

5. Generic white people

6. Fans - have you ever met anyone who listened to them that was a descent human being? I have yet to find anyone.

Good Radio band? - Radiohead

[Kalypso]

I have a theory about music, it goes like this. If you like nickelback, you have no clue what real music is, and you only listen to the radio. Probably your whole life, so your musical tastes are more than likely ruined, because by this point deviating from the suck that is songs on the radio is too harsh a transition. Seen it too many times. In a friends car, something absolutely terrible comes on, I tell them it's absolute horse shit and put on a good song, they make some retarded comment and put it back on the radio.

[TrunksSS3]

"You remind me" is also good

[Juggy]

Hating Nickelback is definitely half a decade ago.

[Nescu69]

Ignorance exists in all aspects of a person's life. Ignorant music lovers will always gravitate towards the radio endorsed garbage. And what happens when you give them something good to listen to? They say it sucks. Similar to how a hick cannot appreciate a fine piece of art, an ignoramus cannot appreciate a good band.

[Dasrik]

"You remind me" is also good
No, it's not.

[Digitalbooty]

No, it's not.

co-sign

[Carpet Lint]

...Nickelback is the best band ever...
See, I was with you up until...

...NOT!!!
...here.

You shouldn't trick people like that. That's mean, but maybe you forgot and someone needs to remind you.

[Cisco]

I thought "You remind me" was ok, it's certainly a song i wouldn't feel the need to change; but that and "saving me" are the only songs i actually heard completly, i think. I think i might have heard more songs from them, but i'm can't be sure...
i have a hardtime identifying if it's nickleback or the calling playing (on the radio) because they sound so completly the same.
I don't hate the band though, and they're not the band i listen to often because i just don't feel them. But "savin me" was pretty nice with the x-men trailor.

[Nescu69]

Stop this bullshit. They have 0 good songs. They are a shit band. A shit band cannot produce a good song. Ever.

[Raz0r]

It was funny when they got shat on in South American when they were booked on a heavy metal tour.

[ShadowInfinity]

I couldn't imagine any of their songs being worse than that stupid Moby song.

"Come on baby
Come on girl
Come on baby
Come on girl

I love you baby
I love you now
I love you baby
I love you now

Look at us, were beautiful
All the people push and pull
But let's just go out and ride
Talk about the things we try"

Worst song ever!

[Dataika]

All I know is that the lead singer looked like Jesus in that "You Remind me" song or whatever.

[Dasrik]

Stop this bullshit. They have 0 good songs. They are a shit band. A shit band cannot produce a good song. Ever.
QFT. People that are sitting here trying to defend Nickelback need to STFU right now. They are a garbage band, period, it's over, Strong Bad says it's over.

[Kalypso]

I can't tell if people are joking or not about liking nickelback <.<

[jae hoon]

Nickelcrap is proof you dont need talent to make it. Although most people already knew that.

[EvilKing]

OMG! This is like a big coming-out party with random fools admiting they like Nickleback.

It's no longer a mistery as to how they sell out so many shows.

[evilmuffinmanX]

2 bad and that spideman song was toptier tho....:bluu:

[Kalypso]

I found that thing I was talking about with the two songs played together.

http://www.thewebshite.net/nickelback.htm

Quoted for Hilarious

[PBalla]

I was ready to hate all over this thread, but I see it's not needed.

ditto

[Adam Warlock]

This rant had the same quality as Nickelback's music.

"Of course she's feelin you D', I'm feelin you. You are a sexy, sexy man."
-RoninChaos

If this was followed by an invitation to go camping, I hope you ran.

[Disciple of Ryu]

2 bad and that spideman song was toptier tho....

Indeed, I love that song, and you think it sucks, you are wrong. Although it just has a member of Nickleback, not the whole band, which somehow allowed it to escape their miasma.

[Cisco]

Am i the only one who can't identify the difference between the calling and nickleback? I'm probably the only guy who wouldn't be able to tell whether nickleback is being aired on the radio. How many bands sound like the vox?

[shinhiko]

I bought tp with puppies on it so i can wipemy ass with furries everyday ^^

[Tekno Virus]

Nickelback is a shitty band indeed...but from listening to that one song, I wouldn't think they would be emo.
I didn't know who they were until recently, i was like "hey it's the music they play at Subway" That's why I always take it to go and eat at home.

What's a furry anyway?

[aa_overmind]

Skrewdriver > Nickelback

:rofl: :rofl: :bgrin:

[PozerWolf]

Nickelcrap is proof you dont need talent to make it. Although most people already knew that.
Yeah, but its proof none the less ;p

And that website having two of there songs playing back to back made me lol.

[Tanion]

I remember a while back when VH1 used to have this show that would put little thought bubbles into music videos and there was one of Nickelback when they came out that made laugh like crazy. It was a thought bubble over the main singer's head and it said....

"Winner of the Ugliest looking Rock Star: People Magazine" At least I think it was people magazine. But still if you don't have the sex appeal nor the talent... then damn God REALLY likes you.

[evilmuffinmanX]

Indeed, I love that song, and you think it sucks, you are wrong. Although it just has a member of Nickleback, not the whole band, which somehow allowed it to escape their miasma.

NB doesnt suck,infact they rock!!!(no pun)43sec mark!:rock: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhIoStob8xg)

[PozerWolf]

NB doesnt suck,infact they rock!!!(no pun)43sec mark!:rock: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhIoStob8xg)
Holy shit, thats fuckin' badass.

[Raz0r]

lol that's what I was talking about. Man, I'd kill myself if that happened to me.

[Tanion]

Stupid question but why were they throwing rocks at him? They had to be opening for someone unless it's some weird Portgual custom. :rofl:

[ginger]

OP, you implied that the last fifteen years of radio rock are emo.

either you are a genius (highly doubtful), an idiot (most likely) or an emo yourself.

grats on owning yourself.

[PozerWolf]

Stupid question but why were they throwing rocks at him? They had to be opening for someone unless it's some weird Portgual custom. :rofl:
Your right, rocks were not enough!!

[Kalypso]

OP, you implied that the last fifteen years of radio rock are emo.

either you are a genius (highly doubtful), an idiot (most likely) or an emo yourself.

grats on owning yourself.

Huh?

[tru3tn01]

huh?! Nickleback is not emo (by any of the myriad definitions of the term floating around,) nor are their songs particularly depressing, at least not compared to tons of other currently popular music