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defcon
10-18-2006, 05:47 AM
so there i was, practicing T5DR, winning a few games here, losing a few games there against the local middle tier players. after one of my many trips over to the token machine, i plunk my 50 yen in and glance over to my left... it was a FEMALE!! didn't mash, knew the b&bs, and even won a few games! plus she had been using steve, my main since T4... i was amazed- and strangely aroused (strangely because her face wasn't anything to write home about... or even post up on myspace about lol). so after i get knocked off of the machine next to hers, i make another trip to get some 50 yen pieces, and another player had just ganked my spot. i didn't really wanna be an ass and beat this chick, but at the same time i kinda wanted to get my last games in so i could go home. then i said to myself fuck it, i'm hungry and ive been here too long, it's time to get those last games in and bounce. i plunk my yen in and commence the American style* aggression... i get hit by some noobish things, but i figure her out pretty quick and subsequently peaced her out. i roll over some other noobs for a 7 win streak of my own until someone picks ling (these are jap cabs and you can't ever see your opponents across the machine unless you stand up and look). i notice the kanji name: ooOO<kanji>OOoo, you know the way girls like to doll up their instant messenger names or whatever with certain letters for a special look and shit. i'm also impressed, curious, and almost intimidated by the win record of the card: like 65% wins with like almost 2000 games played. that first game i put up a good fight, went to the last round and lost with like a jab's worth of life left. i'm forced to get up to make another trip to the token machine, look at my opponent as i walk by and lo and behold, it's that chick! So I smile, and tell her, "good stuff" as I walk by, and she's all smiling and nodding like, "yea you too, you sexy chinaman you. i didn't know marines could play video games without snapping the joysticks, you are so god-like and handsome you studly manthing you." obviously the language barrier prevented her from fully expressing these thoughts, but sometimes you can just read a person's mind from their facial expression, you know what im saying? :clown: anyways, i come back and i lose two more games pretty soundly... 3-2 getting perfected the last round, and 3-1, where i spent most of the match guessing wrong over and over, lol. i get up and roll out, and tell the girl, "ggs" as i pass by, smiling the whole way to my car and the way home.

some of you may be like, "well shit i've been beat by a girl before, wtf its no big deal." yea you might also suck at fighting games too. lol j/k. but seriously, even though im just getting into t5dr, im definitely no slouch at tekken, so for a girl to have the developed the execution and mental power to dominate me in a game i was brought up on, shit... that makes me happy enough in the pants to want to share with all my nerdy brethren. hence this post, :tup:

*what I mean by American style aggression is just simple play, not very flashy, using throws very liberally, with emphasis on mind games and tempo control. from what ive seen so far, local players here tend to be very technical and methodical; they'll eat you up one juggle, setup, or trap at a time, and won't really hit (or attempt) those quasi desperation power plays in a match for that burst damage you tourney vets are so familiar with.

DevilJin 01
10-18-2006, 05:49 AM
This stuff happens all the time in Japan. It's regular for girls to be good at fighters in Japan. It's a culture over there. One of the top Ibuki players in Japan in 3rd Strike was beat by a girl using Makoto during one of the ranbats. In the US we're lucky if we find a girl that will even play games with us. In Japan it's more or less expected.

defcon
10-18-2006, 06:16 AM
... and that shit is so sexy. i was afflicted with sudden unsolicited urges to propose marriage to that girl because of her high tekken proficiency.

Infested Jester
10-18-2006, 06:26 AM
Good for you man, glad you didn't just throw the games to let her win. I used to see shit like that all the time in the arcades. I remember once two girls playing TTT when it was popular. They were pretty good, above scrub/masher level but not yet refined. So I'm watching them play and at 2 guys play them a few games and end up throwing the 3rd round every time. I'm just like :rolleyes: So I go over to play and completely roll over them with dual Ogres. After about 3 loses they were all giddy and excited, like "We gotta beat this guy!!" So we start BSing a bit as I give them a few tips, some better combos, etc. Eventually I had to leave so I told the one she could take my game, and I said good luck with the practice. She said thanks you too, and before leaving she admitted that I was the first guy that didn't throw the game to let her win.

KrassHole
10-18-2006, 06:29 AM
So you got owned and didnt get pussy.

This thread loses just like you did. Sadly.

Sabin
10-18-2006, 08:41 AM
This stuff happens all the time in Japan. It's regular for girls to be good at fighters in Japan. It's a culture over there. One of the top Ibuki players in Japan in 3rd Strike was beat by a girl using Makoto during one of the ranbats. In the US we're lucky if we find a girl that will even play games with us. In Japan it's more or less expected.

I dont think it happens all the time, japanese arcades are filled with otakus just like here (minus the arcades). you do see way more females in arcades though and around games in general, since a lot of arcades cater specifically to them. Of course in Japan you do see females watchign the fighters sometimes, but it's usually cause they are there with their bf. but im not surprised to hear a girl playing t5dr, that shit is everywhere in japan basically...almost at every fucking arcade (in tokyo), some girl is bound to pick it up sooner or later lol and im not sure about the culture thing, but, i will say that their local infrastructure does encourage them to play games more tho, plus theya re backed by the companies that make the games...when i say infrastructure, i mean, the fact that you can hook up your cell phone to tekken.net, the fact that you can download your own matches from vf.net, etc, stuff like that. damn, i miss japan already

Obliterate
10-18-2006, 11:34 AM
Arcades are more socially acceptable in Japan then here. Hell if you are over 18 and going into an arcade most people will think you are a pedophile, at least in the US or most arcades I've been too. I haven't really been into an arcade and played for any length of time since I was about, I don't know 18 or 19. It just becomes socially unacceptable, unless you know there is a tournament or something. Plus, being the old guy in the corner playing outdated 2d games while teenagers on DDR stare at you just doesn't work for me. The only adult oriented arcade I felt comfortable going in was Gameworks in Vegas, hell they served booze there.

surewhyyoucan
10-18-2006, 11:59 AM
Arcades are more socially acceptable in Japan then here. Hell if you are over 18 and going into an arcade most people will think you are a pedophile, at least in the US or most arcades I've been too. I haven't really been into an arcade and played for any length of time since I was about, I don't know 18 or 19. It just becomes socially unacceptable, unless you know there is a tournament or something. Plus, being the old guy in the corner playing outdated 2d games while teenagers on DDR stare at you just doesn't work for me. The only adult oriented arcade I felt comfortable going in was Gameworks in Vegas, hell they served booze there.

nice

aa_overmind
10-18-2006, 12:50 PM
Girl players can't take a loss more than guys!!!

Saotome Kaneda
10-18-2006, 03:19 PM
stuff At Eagle 2? If so I know who you're talking about and she already has a BF. One of the top 5 Lings on island if this is who I think it is. I'll give you a ring on Sunday, there's a tourney up at Hitech Sega that I want you to be a part of.

Autocrat1
10-18-2006, 03:53 PM
Should have threw her down some stairs, bowing first of course...

ATruEVatO
10-18-2006, 03:58 PM
w/e u got beat by a chick thats that ...

aa_overmind
10-18-2006, 04:24 PM
At Eagle 2? If so I know who you're talking about and she already has a BF. One of the top 5 Lings on island if this is who I think it is. I'll give you a ring on Sunday, there's a tourney up at Hitech Sega that I want you to be a part of.

Every girl that knows how to play games are always taken!

It's impossible to find one that is single!

Autocrat1
10-18-2006, 05:32 PM
Every girl that knows how to play games are always taken!

It's impossible to find one that is single and not ugly as fuck!
Fixed...

ruin-
10-18-2006, 05:45 PM
Fuck leting girls win, that's so gay I try to perfect them. My idea of leting them win is leting em get a hit in.

stabo10
10-18-2006, 11:17 PM
Hahaha!

Girls get the fuck OUT!

For some reason girls have absolutely 0 aptitude for fighting games. Here in Japan, I play girl fighting gamers ALL THE TIME, and they are all JOKES. They even have a "Girl Fighting Game Player" community on Mixi, where they sit around all day posting about how profound and original they are that they are girls who play fighting games. Maybe they should spend more time in the game center playing the goddamned game.

Sorry but girls will SCIENTIFICALLY never be able to beat a guy who is even moderately familiar with a certain game in a serious match. Their brains simply are not wired for an agressive, high speed, competitive, match of wits. FUCK what Megatokyo says.

I RELISH any opportunity I can get to peace out one of these hoes. When playing these Girl Gamers I will always do one of two things

1. I will destroy them as fast, as efficiently, and with as little loss of health as I possibly can.

2. I will Sirlin-destroy them using the same, cheap move OVER and OVER, so they REALIZE they have no fucking clue what they are doing.

These chicks need to GTFO of the game center, and go back to schlocking her chump boyfriend for his chump change he makes part-timing at Starbucks so she can go buy D&G handbags.

defcon
10-19-2006, 12:01 AM
At Eagle 2? If so I know who you're talking about and she already has a BF. One of the top 5 Lings on island if this is who I think it is. I'll give you a ring on Sunday, there's a tourney up at Hitech Sega that I want you to be a part of.

yea i thought she was with one of the dudes there, that's kinda why i didn't try to kick it or anything. i felt the evil glare of jealously burning a hole in my head, lol. is hitech sega the place between foster and kadena?

Hahaha!

Girls get the fuck OUT!

For some reason girls have absolutely 0 aptitude for fighting games. Here in Japan, I play girl fighting gamers ALL THE TIME, and they are all JOKES. They even have a "Girl Fighting Game Player" community on Mixi, where they sit around all day posting about how profound and original they are that they are girls who play fighting games. Maybe they should spend more time in the game center playing the goddamned game.

Sorry but girls will SCIENTIFICALLY never be able to beat a guy who is even moderately familiar with a certain game in a serious match. Their brains simply are not wired for an agressive, high speed, competitive, match of wits. FUCK what Megatokyo says.

I RELISH any opportunity I can get to peace out one of these hoes. When playing these Girl Gamers I will always do one of two things

1. I will destroy them as fast, as efficiently, and with as little loss of health as I possibly can.

2. I will Sirlin-destroy them using the same, cheap move OVER and OVER, so they REALIZE they have no fucking clue what they are doing.

These chicks need to GTFO of the game center, and go back to schlocking her chump boyfriend for his chump change he makes part-timing at Starbucks so she can go buy D&G handbags.

yea, i was kinda like you too... until i got busted out last night. but hey, that just makes it that much sexier when you do lose to a girl, right? :sweat:

Saotome Kaneda
10-19-2006, 12:47 AM
Sorry but girls will SCIENTIFICALLY never be able to beat a guy who is even moderately familiar with a certain game in a serious match. Their brains simply are not wired for an agressive, high speed, competitive, match of wits. FUCK what Megatokyo says.

What games are you raping these girls in? Because to my knowledge the good female Japanese gamers are pretty much stuck to VF, Tekken, and GG. =/ Are you even remotely good in anything other than RF2(which iirc you weren't really all that good in)?
yea i thought she was with one of the dudes there, that's kinda why i didn't try to kick it or anything. i felt the evil glare of jealously burning a hole in my head, lol.
You sure this was at Eagle 2(outside gate 1) or Eagle 1(up the hill between Kinser and Futenma)?
is hitech sega the place between foster and kadena?
Yup. Pretty much the Tekken spot of the northern southern half of the island. Also our base of operations. All except for one of the Gaijin Top-Tier play here. Papadon plays at Game in Naha only, because he lives like 10 minutes from it.

thedude.com
10-19-2006, 01:05 AM
Fuck leting girls win, that's so gay I try to perfect them. My idea of leting them win is leting em get a hit in.



=_____=;;; you have no dignity .

defcon
10-19-2006, 02:37 AM
You sure this was at Eagle 2(outside gate 1) or Eagle 1(up the hill between Kinser and Futenma)?


eagle 2. but why does it matter? i always figured top players had a presence all over their regional playing fields anyway.

ironzen
10-19-2006, 06:53 AM
At Eagle 2? If so I know who you're talking about and she already has a BF. One of the top 5 Lings on island if this is who I think it is. I'll give you a ring on Sunday, there's a tourney up at Hitech Sega that I want you to be a part of.

TOP 5 lings on the island??? Jiminy Jillikers!...how many freakin' Ling players are there? You must wanna kill a bunny after seeing so much AOP-whoring.

Saotome Kaneda
10-19-2006, 08:57 AM
TOP 5 lings on the island??? Jiminy Jillikers!...how many freakin' Ling players are there? You must wanna kill a bunny after seeing so much AOP-whoring.
There's actually a lot more poke->BT runaway than AOP whoring, since most of us know how to limit her options when she goes down. lol Bruce b+2 ftw
eagle 2. but why does it matter? i always figured top players had a presence all over their regional playing fields anyway.

That's not entirely true. A LOT of the Naha players never leave Naha, and they're some of the better players on island. And that couple usually hangs out at Eagle 1, but w/e. I hardly see anyone at Eagle 2 anymore. Regardless, I'll hit you up later about the Hitech tourney.

Sabin
10-19-2006, 10:24 AM
stabo10: could you send me the url to it on mixi? i have a account, and im kind of curious :P and yeah, the girls i played in tokyo were trash, but whatever. still better than usa women for fighters, even if most of them did play ling/asuka :P

Saotome Kaneda
10-19-2006, 02:49 PM
stabo10: could you send me the url to it on mixi? i have a account, and im kind of curious :P
stop tryin to hook up nigga


And you never answered me before.

ATM SPIDERTAO
10-19-2006, 08:54 PM
a girl entered our ggxx tourney
i didn't know how good she was

so i tried my best

and i perfected her half of the rounds

and yeah... lol she was kinda cute!

Henaki
10-19-2006, 09:10 PM
Arcades are more socially acceptable in Japan then here. Hell if you are over 18 and going into an arcade most people will think you are a pedophile

shit i guess 95% of my arcades population is pedophiles

Sabin
10-19-2006, 10:24 PM
stop tryin to hook up nigga


And you never answered me before.

about what? did i miss something?

TrueSephiroth
10-20-2006, 03:42 AM
I'll say this, back during Tekken 3's height, I got beasted by some chick when she used Ling and I was Jin...yep, my buddies laughed at me then, but I didn't care, she was good and she deserved my respect as well as that win...fucken AOP.

Obliterate
10-20-2006, 05:30 AM
I'm not saying that they are pedophiles, but lets face it, when an arcade has a majority of a population of teenagers and you are over 21 years old...it just doesn't look right. Thats why I prefer arcades that have a more mature audience, like Gameworks in Vegas is the closest thing I can think of as an adult arcade (not pornographic in nature mind you). Also, I don't mind going to an arcade IF I KNOW that a bunch of srk members are going and there is going to like 10 others in my age group. So that way we can collectively look pathetic.

YouHeDad
10-20-2006, 05:57 AM
Actually, the majority of gamers in Japanese arcades are well over 25 years old.

Sabin
10-20-2006, 08:34 AM
lol obliterate you are in the wrong country japanese arcades have people in ever age bracket hell you can smoke in them, drink in them, whatever, and there are teenagers, kids, and adluts (playing the older games like st) of course i respect your POV, but at the same time, it just reflects american mindset, just one more reason as to why arcades are dead here, and when they are open, the majority do prefer places like gameworks, dave and busters etc

tuelpo
10-20-2006, 11:46 AM
News flash, dangly bits are not mandatory to push buttons.


Non news flash, dangly bits are mandated for you to be lonely enough to pour too many hours in to learning how to push the buttons.

RaishinX
10-20-2006, 11:52 AM
^ Being good in fighting games is often the product of good competition (i.e. interaction w/ people).

tuelpo
10-20-2006, 11:54 AM
Don't fuck up my stereotype! Do you know how often I get to say "dangly bits"?

Not enough.

Heart of Hatred
10-20-2006, 12:14 PM
Don't fuck up my stereotype! Do you know how often I get to say "dangly bits"?

Not enough.

You're talking about cocks right?

defcon
10-21-2006, 06:48 AM
... Eagle 1(up the hill between Kinser and Futenma)?


aka RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO where ALL THE HOOKERS BE??

thanks to the close proximity to miyahara, i discovered this place tonight lol. some pretty good comp there, played this one guy (who looks kinda half caucasian) who had an absolutely scary bryan (about 1800w/1200l) and a decent raven/bryan player and a good yoshi tonight. im pretty sure i saw that girl again, but she went off to play slots or something and i was busy troubleshooting that monstrous bryan player. also not sure if it was me, but controls @ eagle 1 seemed shittier than eagle 2; my shit kept jumping until i said fuck it and stopped SSU, lol.

i mean, the fact that you can hook up your cell phone to tekken.net, the fact that you can download your own matches from vf.net, etc, stuff like that.

i noticed a lot of mofos busting out their phones tonight, i think that's what they were doing... how do i get in on that shate??

RaishinX
10-21-2006, 07:44 AM
Don't fuck up my stereotype! Do you know how often I get to say "dangly bits"?

Not enough.

Oh okay :rofl:

Sabin
10-21-2006, 12:32 PM
Ronin: I had my gf hook me up to tekken.net cause I could not read, just ak Unconkable on TZ, Kaneda on here, or get a japanese person to sign u up :P, but uhh..yeah, tekken.net is like a extra 380+ yen a month on top of the 500 yen per card, but you get some nice perks that arent available here

Obliterate
10-21-2006, 03:16 PM
It's not my mindset, I don't have a problem with arcades, I just wish there was an arcade in my area that was more adult oriented and didn't have teeny beenies running around. Even though I realize the teeny beenies spend their money more so then the adults...just wishful thinking on my part I guess.

Saotome Kaneda
10-21-2006, 07:50 PM
about what? did i miss something?
In this thread (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showpost.php?p=3398342&postcount=167)
aka RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO where ALL THE HOOKERS BE??

thanks to the close proximity to miyahara, i discovered this place tonight lol. some pretty good comp there, played this one guy (who looks kinda half caucasian) who had an absolutely scary bryan (about 1800w/1200l) and a decent raven/bryan player and a good yoshi tonight. im pretty sure i saw that girl again, but she went off to play slots or something and i was busy troubleshooting that monstrous bryan player. also not sure if it was me, but controls @ eagle 1 seemed shittier than eagle 2; my shit kept jumping until i said fuck it and stopped SSU, lol.
The Bryan dude is Musashi, and iirc he's half somewhere. He speaks English too, you coulda started up a convo. And yeah, Aya and her BF always hang out at Eagle 1, they usually never play Tekken unless there's a pretty decent bunch(like ~5 heads), and even then she usually doesn't play.

It's probably you. =p I have no issues with sticks out here. How long have you been playing on balltops? Some of the other guys here still haven't adjusted after a year and some change. lol

i noticed a lot of mofos busting out their phones tonight, i think that's what they were doing... how do i get in on that shate??

Ronin: I had my gf hook me up to tekken.net cause I could not read, just ak Unconkable on TZ, Kaneda on here, or get a japanese person to sign u up :P, but uhh..yeah, tekken.net is like a extra 380+ yen a month on top of the 500 yen per card, but you get some nice perks that arent available here

I won't be back on Kinser till next weekend so hopefully you can hit up the tourney at Hitech Sega tonight and ask the other gaijin how to get on. Since I dunno what type of phone you have some choices will be in different orders/have different quick buttons.

stabo10
11-12-2006, 09:35 AM
Here is the link to the Girl Fighting Gamers community in Mixi.

http://mixi.jp/view_community.pl?id=90420

I don't think you want to hook up with any of them because they are mostly 不女子.

Gen-An
11-13-2006, 04:15 AM
I'm not saying that they are pedophiles, but lets face it, when an arcade has a majority of a population of teenagers and you are over 21 years old...it just doesn't look right. Thats why I prefer arcades that have a more mature audience, like Gameworks in Vegas is the closest thing I can think of as an adult arcade (not pornographic in nature mind you). Also, I don't mind going to an arcade IF I KNOW that a bunch of srk members are going and there is going to like 10 others in my age group. So that way we can collectively look pathetic.

I don't see the connection between teenagers and "pedophiles"...oh wait, I forgot, most Americans don't know what that term really means (for those keeping score, it's a person attracted to children who haven't reached puberty yet).

stabo10
11-13-2006, 06:10 AM
In my experience the VAST majority of arcade fighting gamers in Japan are male college students.

If you haven't heard, college in Japan is pretty easy once you manage to pass the tests to get in. High Schoolers have to study too much for time to play games, and after college you have to work too much.