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TS
10-28-2006, 04:44 AM
A man ranting about "the blood" sets chruchgoers on fire.

Oh, yes.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061027/ap_on_re_us/church_fire_11
Athanasy
10-28-2006, 04:50 AM
Oh, yes.

lol'd at this alone.
Jaldaboath
10-28-2006, 07:47 AM
That guy's my hero.
Alzarath
10-28-2006, 07:50 AM
gd renfield.
Hitaro0
10-28-2006, 08:16 AM
"The man ran down the aisle but was caught when Laverne Marks, 65, stuck out her foot and tripped him

[...]

Chan was released from the Oregon State Hospital to a halfway house in 1995, five years after being found guilty but insane in the murder of his 5-year-old daughter, Cindy, state records show.

He also kidnapped a neighbor and robbed the grocery store where he worked."

What an incredible man.
Jaldaboath
10-28-2006, 08:37 AM
We need to find pics of this... "Blood Man".
Mario Lemieux!
10-28-2006, 09:05 AM
Rush the church down asian style!!~


From now on, whenever I freak out I will flail my arms and scream "THE BLOOD!!"
Shaft Agent
10-28-2006, 10:21 AM
gd renfield.
OH SHIT!:lol:
Jr7891
10-28-2006, 10:42 AM
Chan was being held Thursday on charges of attempted aggravated murder, attempted assault, arson and reckless burning, prosecutors said. He was to appear in court Friday.

Oh shit. Reckless burning. So, there is really a good reason to burn things in a church?

Attemped assault? He managed to set people on fire and slashed the throat of a taxi driver. He failed to hurt people?

Maybe he can get away again by saying that he was insane. Or that The Blood made him do it.
white shadow
10-28-2006, 10:45 AM
This happened in Salem, Oregon a few days prior to Halloween...OOOOWEEEEOOOO!!! *creepy muzak*:wow:
Mavric
10-28-2006, 01:36 PM
The Blooddddd
Biolink
10-28-2006, 02:02 PM
I know there are crazy people in every race,but I didn't expect hom to be Asian
Rico!
10-28-2006, 02:14 PM
"da Brud!! Da Brud!!"
DietSoap
10-28-2006, 02:43 PM
I know there are crazy people in every race,but I didn't expect hom to be Asian Lol, too good! :rofl:

Crazy asian people.
Biolink
10-28-2006, 02:50 PM
His name was Kam Shing Chan
DropKick Murphy
10-28-2006, 05:13 PM
reckless burning, this thread delievers
AdverseSolutions
10-28-2006, 05:46 PM
i only read this thread because TS was in charge of it. good work.
oyg
10-28-2006, 05:48 PM
I'll paint my house with YER BRUDD
Manx
10-28-2006, 06:26 PM
He got owned by a 60-something year old lady. Sorry, but I don't see much to applaud him on.
DietSoap
10-28-2006, 08:58 PM
He got owned by a 60-something year old lady. Sorry, but I don't see much to applaud him on. She had a 100% priority sweep though, that would've got anyone.
BornAgainCommunist
10-28-2006, 09:10 PM
She had a 100% priority sweep though, that would've got anyone.

kankles? thats what tri-stomps are for.
Saotome Kaneda
10-28-2006, 09:34 PM
thread delivers
Rhio2k
10-28-2006, 09:39 PM
Ketsu-mania 2006...coming soon to a church near you.
Zulu
10-28-2006, 09:56 PM
People's Church...isn't that the church that Jim Jones ran? He made all those people move to the jungle and made them drink fruit punch?

:wonder: