View Full Version : Is this Sextaro?
Kataki
10-29-2006, 04:43 PM
I was just browsing YouTube for Makoto vids, especially Sextaro ones since I got quite attached to his style of play from all the FFA vids I've seen.
There's this one vid of, I think, some guys from the FFA doing a prank call with one of them pretending to be Sextaro. I was wondering, is the guy at the end in the red hoody Sextaro? I was expecting some mad stud/pimp going off the commentary of the RANBATs. :sweat:
polarity
10-29-2006, 05:15 PM
how about you link to the video :confused:
SAGAT_RULZ
10-29-2006, 05:17 PM
how about you link to the video :confused:
a link would be nice
Kataki
10-29-2006, 05:55 PM
how about you link to the video :confused:
a link would be nice
Sorry guys... Man, that was pretty stupid of me. I intended to do a link originally - I must have got distracted or something.
Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUk1AN-8BBc
ytwojay
10-29-2006, 06:17 PM
Yeah that's him.
Kataki
10-29-2006, 06:31 PM
Ah man... I had a totally different image of him going off the FFA RANBAT commentator's words. I mean, I know he comes out with loads of bullshit but I didn't think it was all bullshit.
dog-face
10-29-2006, 06:47 PM
His celebrity has finally caught up with him.
1/2Man1/2God
10-29-2006, 06:54 PM
lmfao @ Dog-Face's av
Panicked
10-29-2006, 07:05 PM
Ah man... I had a totally different image of him going off the FFA RANBAT commentator's words. I mean, I know he comes out with loads of bullshit but I didn't think it was all bullshit.
The reason they razz him is because he's pretty much the exact opposite of a ladies man, apparently. You don't have one friend who you make out to be something amazing when he's actually not?
shortshortsuper
10-29-2006, 08:17 PM
evidently a lot of people like to hype shit up more so than it actually is....
i guess people do that because they think it'll make things more exciting or something...
kinda stupid but whatever...
Kataki
10-29-2006, 08:19 PM
The reason they razz him is because he's pretty much the exact opposite of a ladies man, apparently. You don't have one friend who you make out to be something amazing when he's actually not?
Yeah I do, come to think of it. Still, that wouldn't be a reason to assume that whenever someone describes a friend they're being ironic. With my friend we just tease him about being a typical Muslim because he's about as un-typical as you can get, and often moans about other Pakistani Muslims ("conformists", "racist" etc). In the UK almost all private taxi drivers (as opposed to licensed black cabs, the ones you probably think of when you imagine a British cab) are Pakistani Muslims, so it was a big joke when he got a car bought for him by his uncle that was the exact sort of car that private cabs tend to be. :wink:
But back to Sextaro - I'm not normally a shallow person, but since I was imagining this really cool, handsome son of a bitch that sort of turned up either drunk or stoned to play Third Strike (like, I guess, I gaming Jack Sparrow), it's oddly shocking to see the man behind the myth. :bluu: I hope he doesn't come here and read this, I don't want to offend him... :sweat:
jae hoon
10-29-2006, 08:21 PM
Arlieth > Sextaro
ArcadeFire
10-29-2006, 08:31 PM
Arlieth > Sextaro
QFT.
Kataki
10-29-2006, 09:24 PM
I dunno, I saw Sextaro easily kick the crap out of Arlieth and I've seen Arlieth have some pretty clueless losses. I'm not saying that it's a statistical fact, but it's just what I've seen. Sextaro also, when on form, seems to swarm all over his opponent - something I find pretty hard to do with Makoto as although she's aggressive, she doesn't really flow like, say, Sol Badguy (I know, different game, but he's just a classic example of that sort of character).
evidently a lot of people like to hype shit up more so than it actually is....
i guess people do that because they think it'll make things more exciting or something...
kinda stupid but whatever...
kenneth, you are a knight in shining armor
shadowcharlie
10-29-2006, 10:36 PM
yeshomo to this whole thread
ShinAkumax
10-30-2006, 12:22 AM
Who the fuck is Sextaro?
Ouroborus
10-30-2006, 12:33 AM
a sexier version of kintaro
Lei Mana
10-30-2006, 01:39 AM
90% of you fuckers look like Sextaro.
Kataki
10-30-2006, 01:49 AM
90% of you fuckers look like Sextaro.
Maybe the Americans (he looks like the stereotypical white American geek to me) but then again, that would be about 90% of us fuckers, since the internet is owned by America. :wasted:
But back to Sextaro - I'm not normally a shallow person, but since I was imagining this really cool, handsome son of a bitch that sort of turned up either drunk or stoned to play Third Strike (like, I guess, I gaming Jack Sparrow), it's oddly shocking to see the man behind the myth. :bluu: I hope he doesn't come here and read this, I don't want to offend him... :sweat:
You're already late by 4 posts before this one...
Kataki
10-30-2006, 02:19 AM
You're already late by 4 posts before this one...
Who?
rewrew
10-30-2006, 07:35 AM
You're dissapointed that a guy isn't as good looking as you imagined?...like it matters, i thought it was funny when i saw him after hearing all the talk about how much of a ladies man. Why this would sadden any male confuses me.
Biolink
10-30-2006, 07:43 AM
Unlike with professional football players and basketball players where you can put the poster up of your favorite athlete in your room there are few gamers that you can put posters up of in your room.
Just stating the facts that most gamers aren't the coolest looking guys in the world.
evilmuffinmanX
10-30-2006, 08:01 AM
that vid proves nothing!:wonder:
sextaro was never hyped up to be a pretty boy...
his massive cock is what makes him the lady's man! :wow:
RaishinX
10-30-2006, 09:44 AM
^ We wouldn't know anything about that.
Thongboy Bebop
10-30-2006, 10:20 AM
Unlike with professional football players and basketball players where you can put the poster up of your favorite athlete in your room there are few gamers that you can put posters up of in your room.
Just stating the facts that most gamers aren't the coolest looking guys in the world.
I beg to differ. I'm sexy as hell.
N
Devil X
10-30-2006, 11:10 AM
why do you guys care what a gamer looks like? a male one at that. that nickname wasn't picked by him either.
Captain Ryu
10-30-2006, 12:58 PM
Unlike with professional football players and basketball players where you can put the poster up of your favorite athlete in your room there are few gamers that you can put posters up of in your room.
Just stating the facts that most gamers aren't the coolest looking guys in the world.
Any lifeform that has a penis does not go on my wall.
But back to Sextaro - I'm not normally a shallow person, but since I was imagining this really cool, handsome son of a bitch that sort of turned up either drunk or stoned to play Third Strike (like, I guess, I gaming Jack Sparrow), it's oddly shocking to see the man behind the myth. :bluu: I hope he doesn't come here and read this, I don't want to offend him... :sweat:
are you gay?
i'm sorry that your dreams of the perfect man have been shattered.
Hyperhal
10-30-2006, 03:18 PM
Unlike with professional football players and basketball players where you can put the poster up of your favorite athlete in your room there are few gamers that you can put posters up of in your room.
Just stating the facts that most gamers aren't the coolest looking guys in the world.
Glad to say I'm not one of the 'uncool' looking guys.
epsilon_
10-30-2006, 03:45 PM
lmao at this thread.
ekin "are you gay?"
ahahaha
Christ0pher
10-30-2006, 03:58 PM
Yeah...what eKIN said.
Jaldaboath
10-30-2006, 04:22 PM
Unlike with professional football players and basketball players where you can put the poster up of your favorite athlete in your room there are few gamers that you can put posters up of in your room.
Just stating the facts that most gamers aren't the coolest looking guys in the world.I could hook you up with a poster of yours truly for your room. :tup:
Reset
10-30-2006, 04:36 PM
Maybe the Americans (he looks like the stereotypical white American geek to me) but then again, that would be about 90% of us fuckers, since the internet is owned by America. :wasted:
:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
hes japanese
Cowboyday
10-30-2006, 05:46 PM
Way to hitch a ride on a man's dick that you've never spoken to - or even heard speak outside of one word answers in SF videos - you pathetic shells of men. Stop deifying shit on the internet and look for some real heroes if you have to worship something.
EveryFlowerFlow
10-30-2006, 05:57 PM
are you gay?
i'm sorry that your dreams of the perfect man have been shattered.
:rofl:
Kataki
10-30-2006, 07:46 PM
Oh man, this is like being at school all over again. "You're gay" "No YOU'RE gay!"
My point is, Jack Sparrow wouldn't be as cool if he looked like Jay Leno; James Bond would be popular amongst anyone, including straight men if he looked like Donald Sutherland. So, obvious juvenile jokes aside, it's going to be disappointing if an image is broken of someone. Again, imagine if V (for Vendetta) took his mask off and he looked like Tony Blair.
It wasn't because you wanted to fuck any of those males, image goes beyond sexual attraction - if you think a car looks cool is it because you want to fuck it? If you pick a male character in a game is it because you (a) have a boner for him or (b) just think he looks cool, assuming you don't already know his moves and style.
Anyway, what does "taro" mean? I get the "sex" part obviously.
ramza
10-30-2006, 07:53 PM
this thread makes me sad in so many ways.
Way to hitch a ride on a man's dick that you've never spoken to - or even heard speak outside of one word answers in SF videos - you pathetic shells of men. Stop deifying shit on the internet and look for some real heroes if you have to worship something.
who the fuck are you to come in here and berate some muthafuckas who just want to give kenneth some fuckin attention.
you obviously don't know who the fuck KENNETH INOUEOEUEOEU is
not too long ago, maybe last may or june, kenneth was driving to school and noticed a house burning a few streets down. driving quickly to the scene, kenneth heard a baby crying inside while the mother was screaming for help. with the fire dept. nowhere to be found, kenneth decided to risk his life in order to save the life of an infant.
IF THAT ISN'T A FUCKIN HERO
I DON'T KNOW WTF IS
FUCKIN COCKFAG
shadowcharlie
10-31-2006, 12:17 AM
baaaaaaaaaaaaallllin'
DropKick Murphy
10-31-2006, 12:32 AM
baaaaaaaaaaaaallllin'
lol:rofl:
doujinshi_2001
10-31-2006, 01:36 AM
who the fuck are you to come in here and berate some muthafuckas who just want to give kenneth some fuckin attention.
you obviously don't know who the fuck KENNETH INOUEOEUEOEU is
not too long ago, maybe last may or june, kenneth was driving to school and noticed a house burning a few streets down. driving quickly to the scene, kenneth heard a baby crying inside while the mother was screaming for help. with the fire dept. nowhere to be found, kenneth decided to risk his life in order to save the life of an infant.
IF THAT ISN'T A FUCKIN HERO
I DON'T KNOW WTF IS
FUCKIN COCKFAG
hahahaha you nice as fuck no homo
RaishinX
10-31-2006, 08:27 AM
This shit is currently hilarious.
epsilon_
10-31-2006, 08:33 AM
thead of the year
ShinAkumax
10-31-2006, 12:15 PM
Whoa, this is GD type shit. What the hell happened? Sextaro ownz all apparently.
Tantin
10-31-2006, 04:53 PM
http://img280.imageshack.us/img280/8131/sugawaraeijirz0.jpg This is me, lawl
S'up, Ken. Any acting work lately?
Saotome Kaneda
10-31-2006, 05:26 PM
Does this need some GD love?
Jaldaboath
10-31-2006, 06:33 PM
Way to hitch a ride on a man's dick that you've never spoken to - or even heard speak outside of one word answers in SF videos - you pathetic shells of men. Stop deifying shit on the internet and look for some real heroes if you have to worship something.Ju no mess with mah idols!!! Ju crappy ascuse for a man!!
Does this need some GD love?
Move move!
Overworld
10-31-2006, 06:44 PM
I wish I was internet famous enough to have people build up my persona to the point it's shattered the instant they see me.
Robust
11-01-2006, 02:18 PM
Dear Ken, you still ain't called or wrote,
I hope you have the chance.
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans.
If you didn't want to talk to me outside the tourny
You didn't have to but you could have signed an autograph
for Matthew.
That's my little brother, man. He's only 6 years old.
We waited in the blistering cold for you for 4 hours
and ya just said no.
That's pretty shitty man, you're like his fuckin' idol
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more
than I do.
I ain't that mad, but I just don't like bein' lied to.
Remember when we met at FFA, you said if I write you
You would write back. See, I'm just like you in a way.
I can relate to what you do in your combo vids.
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and put 'em on.
Cause I don't really got shit else, so that shit helps
when I'm depressed.
I even got a tattoo with your name across my chest.
See, everything you say is real, and I respect you
'cause you tell it.
My girlfriend's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7.
But she don't know you like I know you, Ken, no one does.
She don't know what it was like for people like us growing up.
You've gotta call me man. I'll be the biggest fan
you'll ever lose.
Sincerely yours, Ocho Siete. PS: We should be together too.
brandowned
11-01-2006, 03:15 PM
I loved you Ken, we could have been together think about.
epsilon_
11-01-2006, 03:23 PM
potter for the mother fucking win.
mr. newbie
11-01-2006, 03:35 PM
is he the only one who does commentary?
Panicked
11-01-2006, 04:44 PM
Maybe the Americans (he looks like the stereotypical white American geek to me) but then again, that would be about 90% of us fuckers, since the internet is owned by America. :wasted:
He's Japanese.
is he the only one who does commentary?
i think your talkin about Rockefeller
Yeah, Rockefeller does the commentary.
I guess I could see what the original poster was saying because when I first starting watching FFA Ranbat footage, I thought I had a good idea of what Rockefeller looked like after having heard his voice for so long. But when I finally saw him, it wasn't what I had expected.
Moral of the story: Don't believe everything you hear.
mr. newbie
11-01-2006, 07:47 PM
whats rockefeller look like. and show me sextaro talking. i wanna see what the hype is about.
"barbecue ranch or barbeque bacon?"
http://www.flickr.com/search/?q=rockefeller&w=20329207%40N00
courtesy of jchensor
mr. newbie
11-01-2006, 10:58 PM
the clarity on these photos.. it's better than rl. thanks fudd. and man the inter web owns.
EndLeSS8
11-02-2006, 09:37 PM
I didn't know Pyrolee was white till that vid this year.
Shogo
11-04-2006, 05:56 AM
I didn't know Pyrolee was white till that vid this year.
Pyrolee is white?!...WTF?!...I thought he was AzN? :wasted:
pyrolee
11-05-2006, 06:39 PM
Ken I is a good person and my friend.
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