View Full Version : Question for those who watched a high quality vid of "One Night in Chyna"
Red-Impact
10-30-2006, 01:44 PM
Is her clit really that big?
*not work safe:
google "chyna" with safe search turned off*
I remember downloading it off kazaa ages ago but not watching it due to the slow download speed and low quality.
Angelic Diablo
10-30-2006, 01:46 PM
*pukes*
Close thread
FallingEdge
10-30-2006, 01:49 PM
Chyna has a mangina.
It's very disturbing.
isn't it a dude? :confused::wasted:
EvilKing
10-30-2006, 02:10 PM
gross.
i'm not even going to make any asian male jokes.
:bluu:
Vic Viper
10-30-2006, 02:14 PM
There's a Something Awful review on this. And after seeing the review, I'll just follow Zangief's advice (http://changethechannel.ytmnd.com).
Etcetera
10-30-2006, 02:32 PM
She has a dick head for a clit... it isn't pretty.
epsilon_
10-30-2006, 02:34 PM
:(
this thread is for bad people.
i havent seen the video, but ive seen a pic, horrifying.
I just saw it for the first time 15 seconds ago.
:wasted:
Disgusting
Gumbercules
10-30-2006, 03:29 PM
that shit is gross
ok now i saw it
that's sick
i'd rank it far wose than tub girl
Shade
10-30-2006, 03:41 PM
Pretty nasty. Mangina indeed.
white shadow
10-30-2006, 03:46 PM
I just saw it for the first time 15 seconds ago.
:wasted:
Disgusting
LMAO watching too much Toonami tells me that your AV is Lady Sovereign... No? :rofl:
Is that for posterity or...?
Rhio2k
10-30-2006, 03:51 PM
How big/long is it? *sudden silence* ...:sweat:...what?
How big/long is it? *sudden silence* ...:sweat:...what?
From somethingawful:
Before dropping to his knees and attacking the ICBM in the canoe, Waltman remarks repeatedly and self-consciously about the size of his penis. It's not that he has a particularly small penis, but compared to the monster heat that Laurer is packing he looks like a tea sandwich at the world's biggest sub competition. Chyna reassures him and X-Pac pays her back by performing extraordinarily loud cunnilingus on her. At this point we've caught some glimpses of the size of the clitoris, but we haven't fully seen a dead on shot. It isn't until Waltman opts to throw his Vienna Sausage down her Chunnel that we see Laurer's pierced clitoris. It's at least three inches long and the large piercing looks like nothing so much as a ring on a pinkie finger. If I was about to perform oral sex on a woman and she whipped something like that out I would be in the bathroom hunched over a toilet faster than Stephen Rea back stage at one of Maury's "Can You Spot the Tranny?" episodes.
Following some humping Waltman returns for more tongue action, with lots of slurping and sucking that is dreadfully similar to fellatio. Laurer's weird hormone-adjusted bass voice only adds to the surreal homoeroticism of the scene. Waltman then does her doggie style followed by a hardcore anal pounding. Laurer's ass is so covered with steroid acne that the blurry unsteady footage of Waltman railing on her grotesquely large anus looks like someone trying to shake a whole pizza off of their arm. The whole sequence - which is actually probably like five different scenes edited together based on the changes in lighting, clothing, and location - ends with an abrupt cum shot across Laurer's lunar surface.
:wasted: :wasted: :wasted: :wasted: :wasted: :wasted: :wasted: :wasted: :wasted:
Red-Impact
10-30-2006, 06:23 PM
I wonder if it stands up when it's horny.
coffeerox
10-30-2006, 06:46 PM
How big/long is it? *sudden silence* ...:sweat:...what?
go to advanced preferences at google.com and turn off safesearch. then click images and type in chyna. It's right frickin there, UGH!!! I watched the kazaa version and didn't even notice it but I guess there was some stuff cut out. Nasty.
Jedi W.
10-30-2006, 06:46 PM
seriously, if you haven't seen it, and I fucking mean this with all my heart, DO NOT GO LOOKING FOR IT...
...to the rest of you, I share your pain...
...oh, and the obligatory "The goggles! They do nothing!"
--jedi\/\/.
final_cut
10-30-2006, 06:56 PM
I saw it. it was gross. Playboy told her to tuck it under, thats why its such a suprise to everyone.
Hwoarvang
10-30-2006, 07:45 PM
LMFAO! I couldn't hold back the burst of laugh once I saw that thing.
Bounce
10-30-2006, 07:53 PM
why are we talking about this.......i was young and stupid, it was only one time, no straight man should be forced to watch this, its too late for most of us, but lets at least save the children.....
Mr_Punkus
10-30-2006, 08:07 PM
Fuck mangina, (s)he has a Clinis. :wasted:
You know what, that fucking image is seared into my brain forever. Fuck contraceptives, they just need to flash that pic around. All hard-on's in 30 meters will fade.
Wait...are we talking about the image of a penis with a piercing when you search "chyna"? WTF
thurst
10-30-2006, 08:51 PM
yeah it's pretty fucking huge
*vomits*
Jr7891
10-30-2006, 08:55 PM
It isn't as bad as some of the stuff i've seen. Look up clitoral inflation, clitoral pumping, and even look at the Honey we blew up your pussy review on Something Awful.
It isn't as bad as some of the stuff i've seen. Look up clitoral inflation, clitoral pumping, and even look at the Honey we blew up your pussy review on Something Awful.
wtf
how do you know all that
Jaldaboath
10-30-2006, 09:01 PM
A Dickgirl? :wtf:
L.one H.iryu S.aga
10-30-2006, 09:16 PM
...That is a motherfucking martian penis.
None of you fools will convince me otherwise.
Septimus Prime
10-30-2006, 09:20 PM
:wasted: :sad: :shake: :confused: :wtf: :tdown: :bluu: :annoy: :arazz: :crybaby:
EDIT: I think it's ban time. :tdown:
Etcetera
10-30-2006, 09:39 PM
It isn't as bad as some of the stuff i've seen. Look up clitoral inflation, clitoral pumping, and even look at the Honey we blew up your pussy review on Something Awful.
Well puffy pussy and clit-dicks are a totally different thing. Those blown up pussy lips look nice, I just want to suck 'em, and they can go away if you want. That mini cock is there for good and is visually appealing in any way (unless thats your thing).
Red-Impact
10-30-2006, 09:41 PM
puffy pussy?
Assuming it's a fetish (even a sick one), this I got to see :tup: ..it can't get any worse than chyna's clit..can it?:confused:
Raziel321
10-30-2006, 09:50 PM
*sigh*
i dont want to live any more...
Penguin
10-30-2006, 09:54 PM
I'm going to judge by all the responces, and choose not to feed my curiousity.
FurryCurry
10-30-2006, 10:08 PM
I'm going to judge by all the responces, and choose not to feed my curiousity.
I read the review that came complete with a pic of the micro penis.
If you haven't seen crazy crap before, then keep going on the high road.
The first click forced me to hit the x button. I then looked at it again and it wasn't too bad. Chyna is as manly-womanly attractive as a burly body building woman can get.
Although I feel rather depressed for some reason...
That's your brain trying to kill itself.
I also, am not gonna look. Aside from the fact that it's a Chyna/Xpac sex tape (...what...?) there's obviously the steriod-created mini-wang, which is something I don't wanna see.
Imagine a Nicole Bass one, though...that would be crazy.
Shaft Agent
10-31-2006, 12:48 AM
Imagine a Nicole Bass one, though...that would be crazy.
werd. it probably bends upward.
You guys think One Night in Chyna is bad..
look up something called SWAP.avi .. it's not that hard to find. It's porn so I can't link to it here.
But basically.. Something Awful made a porn. it's.. really bad.
Plutoburn
10-31-2006, 03:23 AM
"High quality vid of One Night in Chyna"
The term itself is an oxymoron.
You guys think One Night in Chyna is bad..
look up something called SWAP.avi .. it's not that hard to find. It's porn so I can't link to it here.
But basically.. Something Awful made a porn. it's.. really bad.
pm me this vid...
anyone can pm me the link of this video or pictures on it?i dont care i want to see it
oh god, THE HORRRORRR !!! MY EYES!!! :sad:
...so X-Pac was in fact pretty gay, huh?!? o_O?
so Chyna is actually a hermaphodite, right? :confused:
TigerGenocide
11-04-2006, 08:24 PM
596mb, good lord. This better be fucking nasty for how big it is. I want to puke 5 times in the first 4 minutes or else its just nothing.
FurryCurry
11-04-2006, 08:36 PM
596mb, good lord. This better be fucking nasty for how big it is. I want to puke 5 times in the first 4 minutes or else its just nothing.
You will.
TigerGenocide
11-04-2006, 09:20 PM
That video is tame.
Red-Impact
11-04-2006, 10:01 PM
PM me that vid :tup:
And I still want to see that puffy pussy.
LMAO watching too much Toonami tells me that your AV is Lady Sovereign... No? :rofl:
Is that for posterity or...?
Yeah..Sov is the dope.
:tup:
white shadow
11-04-2006, 10:49 PM
Yeah..Sov is the dope.
:tup:
lol Lyrically or just because of the pop subculture?
Biolink
11-04-2006, 10:54 PM
OMG I want to gouge my eye's out.
Seriously though,her huge penile clit is most definetly the result of steroids.
Any way you slice it,a woman is not supposed to have that much muscle.
pherai
11-05-2006, 02:09 AM
can you pm me it too?
coffeerox
11-05-2006, 02:19 AM
so even if she wanted to she can't get rid of it without seriously impacting her clit and how it works?
mr. newbie
11-05-2006, 02:48 AM
That video is tame.
for some reason big clits make me feel gayer than when ts layed it down in the review gay porn for rmoney thread.
this just proves that if you have a vagina you can get sex.period.
Biolink
11-05-2006, 06:29 AM
I'm not even sure you could call that a full fledged Vagina anymore.A freaking penis looking thing is growing out of it :(
Jaldaboath
11-05-2006, 08:11 AM
It's looking at me!!!!
But seriously people, if this disgusts you, you should really gett out of the net. This stuff is actually tame.
makmak!!!
11-05-2006, 08:28 AM
My reaction right now would be coffeerox's av. Can't beleive someone brought this up again.
Don't you know the therapy I've gone through just to erase those images and trauma when I saw them years ago!
Seriously 1, what the hell is that thing on your av.
It's from this movie:
http://www.horrorfestonline.com/film3.html
I'm not quite sure what it is exactly. But I know it's pretty cool looking and made me "WTF" when I saw it. :)
makmak!!!
11-06-2006, 08:34 AM
^Check the website, WTF! that thing must be the kid. They should have included cyhna in the list.
Are those movies independent and are they going to show it on local cinemas internationally? I'm gonna watch it coz the guy from john doe and prison break is there.
Irennicus
11-06-2006, 09:05 AM
Irennicus demands nastier.
Mystic_bash
11-06-2006, 11:45 AM
Shut up iren, you fucked a tranny. Its very similiar to this.
catchafire
11-06-2006, 02:42 PM
Whatever, she has a beautiful clit! I'd say it's half an inch long, maybe the size of an eraser on a #2 pencil.
And trust me, a lot of people think large clits and nipples are sexy. And large areola's are cool too =)
D-Force
11-06-2006, 02:54 PM
I'm going to have nightmares about that thing for the next few weeks.
And large areola's are cool too =)
You mean Areola 51's?
And makmak, here (http://www.horrorfestonline.com/theaters.html) are the theater listings. I don't think all the movies are independent. Here's (http://www.shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=121949) the thread for the movie fest on SRK.
fishjie
11-06-2006, 03:43 PM
It's looking at me!!!!
But seriously people, if this disgusts you, you should really gett out of the net. This stuff is actually tame.
sure its tame compared to tubgirl, lemon party, goatse and etc, but STILL man. just cause there's worse stuff out there doesnt make this shit ok.
sure its tame compared to tubgirl, lemon party, goatse and etc, but STILL man. just cause there's worse stuff out there doesnt make this shit ok.
Hmm? Lemon Party you say? Surely it can't be that bad with a name such as "Lemon Party".
*goes to search for lemon party.
EDIT: Excuse me while I extract my eyes from their sockets with a rusty screw.
Mycah Leonhart
11-06-2006, 04:14 PM
Hmm? Lemon Party you say? Surely it can't be that bad with a name such as "Lemon Party".
*goes to search for lemon party.
EDIT: Excuse me while I extract my eyes from their sockets with a rusty screw.
ROFFLEMOTHERFUCKINGHOUSE!!!!!!!
Also I saw the pic.......good god damn it's a god damned mini dick!!! :wasted:
no way, that pic of chyna is definitely way worse than lemon party and tubgirl combined
Biolink
11-06-2006, 04:22 PM
I'm fine with pepperoni Areola's since they are common.
I am not fine with 4 inch elongated clit's.
Jaldaboath
11-06-2006, 04:57 PM
sure its tame compared to tubgirl, lemon party, goatse and etc, but STILL man. just cause there's worse stuff out there doesnt make this shit ok.
Hehe, I never said this was ok. I mean, it's like those little mouths Aliens have inside their mouths, but in vagina form. Like a Vaglien or something.
What I wanted to say if that this kind of stuff disgusts you, you aren't experiencing all the wonderful things the internet has. Like gurochan.
Mystic_bash
11-06-2006, 05:10 PM
Vaglien
:rofl:
fishjie
11-06-2006, 05:16 PM
Hehe, I never said this was ok. I mean, it's like those little mouths Aliens have inside their mouths, but in vagina form. Like a Vaglien or something.
What I wanted to say if that this kind of stuff disgusts you, you aren't experiencing all the wonderful things the internet has. Like gurochan.
i visited gurochan and it made me cry :sad:
Hmm? Lemon Party you say? Surely it can't be that bad with a name such as "Lemon Party".
*goes to search for lemon party.
EDIT: Excuse me while I extract my eyes from their sockets with a rusty screw.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
i lolled. there's also another one called Barnacle Bill, however I haven't found a pic of it yet. my friend told me of it, but so far google just turns up sites for sailors, and not what i was lookin for ................
SPOILERS...............
its allegedly a pic of a guy with huge warts all over his dick. if someone could confirm that'd be great. urbandictionary has an entry for it, so i know my friend wasnt making this shit up.
white shadow
11-06-2006, 05:37 PM
SPOILERS...............
Really now? Do you really think this is something worth that?
You make it sound like you have the stolen script for Kill Bill 3.:rofl:
Jaldaboath
11-06-2006, 05:41 PM
i visited gurochan and it made me cry :sad: You're a baby. Real men puke.
:razz:
Anyway, I haven't seen that Barnacle pic... I'll go ask in /b/.
Jr7891
11-06-2006, 05:42 PM
i visited gurochan and it made me cry :sad:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
i lolled. there's also another one called Barnacle Bill, however I haven't found a pic of it yet. my friend told me of it, but so far google just turns up sites for sailors, and not what i was lookin for ................
SPOILERS...............
its allegedly a pic of a guy with huge warts all over his dick. if someone could confirm that'd be great. urbandictionary has an entry for it, so i know my friend wasnt making this shit up.
"Barnacle" was spelled incorrectly. Thats all I remember. But the one of a dick with a cyst bigger than the size of the penis made me puke.
The name of that one was Bridge on troubled water or something. And it was spread through a tinyurl link.
SNkNuT
11-06-2006, 05:52 PM
a penis and a vagina. she can do it both ways now. double the pleasure.
so there is a video of this shit??? i am curious...
i am not sure why you guys are tripping out, she is or was on steriods so ya...
im outi
Roberth
Onslaught2000
11-06-2006, 08:27 PM
With in mind that I have'nt seen this video. All I can say is that this thread gave me some good laughs.
VG Emblem
11-06-2006, 08:46 PM
sure its tame compared to tubgirl, lemon party, goatse and etc, but STILL man. just cause there's worse stuff out there doesnt make this shit ok.
Jesus Christ, Lemon Party is not even remotely bad and Tubgirl is just funny. When I first saw Lemon Party I didn't even know that was the "infamous" Lemon Party because I thought it was going to be the worst shit I've ever seen. Goatse is a bit worse, but meh.
Probably the most disgusting one is like that little known picture of the clit with an STD. Most of the stuff on Rotten.com is pretty bad, too, but more in a violent type of way.
Man up.
Someone 'describe' this Lemon Party nonsense.
Ne0phyte
11-06-2006, 09:40 PM
Whatever, she has a beautiful clit! I'd say it's half an inch long, maybe the size of an eraser on a #2 pencil.
... THIS is officially the most incorrect post in the history of the Internet. It's not the CLIT that's disgusting, it's the fact that it's housed inside of a tiny PENIS. :wtf:
Someone 'describe' this Lemon Party nonsense.
YOU might like it :wink:
fishjie
11-06-2006, 11:04 PM
Jesus Christ, Lemon Party is not even remotely bad and Tubgirl is just funny. When I first saw Lemon Party I didn't even know that was the "infamous" Lemon Party because I thought it was going to be the worst shit I've ever seen. Goatse is a bit worse, but meh.
Probably the most disgusting one is like that little known picture of the clit with an STD. Most of the stuff on Rotten.com is pretty bad, too, but more in a violent type of way.
Man up.
yes you are so manly because you don't think lemon party is all that and you consider lemon party to be funny. christ, stop trying to act all hardcore. do not tell me a picture of a wrinkly old dude sucking another wrinkly old dude's dick, with yet another old dude making out with the wrinkly old dude whose getting his dick sucked is "not that bad". maybe you look at tons of gay porn that's way worse, good for you. congratulations.
Jaldaboath
11-06-2006, 11:33 PM
Well, I couldn't find the damned Barnacle stuff, so if someone has clues drop them around here please.
Lemon Party is actually disgusting... No wonder VGE likes it.
mr. newbie
11-06-2006, 11:52 PM
masturbation must be fun. she can finger herself and jack herself off! thats l337!
Atb_555
11-07-2006, 11:11 AM
I told one of my mates about it and he ended up downloading the vid...:confused:...anyway he said that Xpac was doing her in the vid is that true?
DragonSama
11-07-2006, 01:22 PM
Maybe I'm out of the nasty porn loop but what is gurochan?
I say the Chyna vid a year ago. for the record yes that was a dick she was growing from the steroids. and it was as bad as everyone says. I saw it a year ago and I almost had forgotten all about the horror that it is.
^ Guro is hentai where someone fucks like beheaded bodies and blood everywhere. Pretty funky stuff.
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