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Nagata Lock II
10-31-2006, 12:12 AM
(Marshall County, General Affiliate-WAFF) October 27, 2006 - Police say a Marshall County, Alabama, teen raped his mother to get revenge on his brother.

Police say 19-year-old Gary Helms, Jr., raped his 45-year-old mother this past weekend at Willow Terrace Trailer Park on Doyle Drive in Albertville.

It's a twisted crime that police say Helms admits.

"From what we understand the rape stemmed from an argument between him and his brother. And apparently they were arguing over a girlfriend. And the rape was some sort of retaliation towards his brother," said Sgt. Jamie Smith of the Albertville Police Department.

It was unusual retaliation on an unsuspecting victim.

Authorities say Helms' mother was apparently passed out drunk on the couch when the rape started.

"During the attack she did come to and recognize her attacker. (Reporter: As her son?) As her son," said Smith.

That's when, according to the police report, the mother "tried to get away, but he held her down until he was finished."

"It's totally sick is what it is," said Smith.

Helms was arrested and charged with the 1st degree rape of his own mother.

Smith says it's hard to wrap your mind around.

"Shocked, shocked would be more a better way to describe it. That somebody would dip to the lows to do something of this nature. It's just pretty much a shock to the conscience of the general public," said Smith.

Helms is being held in the Marshall County Jail on $100,000 bond.

Motherfucker... (oh come on, someone was going to say it)
DropKick Murphy
10-31-2006, 12:14 AM
wow......
Lick Me Off
10-31-2006, 12:15 AM
"Shocked, shocked would be more a better way to describe it. That somebody would dip to the lows to do something of this nature. It's just pretty much a shock to the conscience of the general public," said Smith.


LOL. I thought it was gonna say "That somebody would dip it in their mom"
TheSix
10-31-2006, 12:19 AM
.....teen raped his mother....

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Azrael
10-31-2006, 12:21 AM
This story exudes awesome on so many levels. It's like, how fucked up in the head do you have to be to think "damn my brother! I'm gonna git revenge on him by raping his maw!" without ever thinking "waitasec, she's my maw too!"

And props to alcoholic 45 year old moms who wake up to find her own son pounding the shit outta her. Try explaining that at the next PTA meeting. "Well, I had some whiskey and passed out on the couch, next thing I know my little boy is sexxing me up hard."
fishjie
10-31-2006, 12:56 AM
hahahahaha the fact that the mom was passed out drunk makes this story that much better
LOLLER!
DropKick Murphy
10-31-2006, 01:10 AM
This story exudes awesome on so many levels. It's like, how fucked up in the head do you have to be to think "damn my brother! I'm gonna git revenge on him by raping his maw!" without ever thinking "waitasec, she's my maw too!"

And props to alcoholic 45 year old moms who wake up to find her own son pounding the shit outta her. Try explaining that at the next PTA meeting. "Well, I had some whiskey and passed out on the couch, next thing I know my little boy is sexxing me up hard."

thats fucked up
tsumi
10-31-2006, 01:35 AM
hahahah

thats hilarious. im gonna fuck your mother to teach you a lesson....ohh wait shes my mom to *too late*
dn3000
10-31-2006, 01:54 AM
Not surprised.... i thought this behaviour was typical for white.... trash.
TigerGenocide
10-31-2006, 03:28 AM
I'm rapin my mom the next time anyone pisses me off. This should be standard retaliation practice.
spudlyff8fan
10-31-2006, 03:36 AM
That can only happen in the south!

I'm rapin my mom the next time anyone pisses me off. This should be standard retaliation practice.

You're a Texan. Of course you support incest.
DropKick Murphy
10-31-2006, 03:42 AM
was he like trippin off of acid,coke and herion when he thought up the whole rape my mother thing?
spudlyff8fan
10-31-2006, 03:48 AM
was he like trippin off of acid,coke and herion when he thought up the whole rape my mother thing?

No. He's just naturally stupid (generally referred to as being "from the south").
BananaWeed
10-31-2006, 05:35 AM
There's the whole stereotype of white trash + incest, but incest as a means of retaliation? W T F?
Darkside3024
10-31-2006, 06:22 AM
It had to happen in Alabama. I gotta get the fuck outta here!
maxx
10-31-2006, 06:31 AM
oh damn...fuck...mothers lock your doors.
SFmaniac43
10-31-2006, 06:35 AM
LOL. I thought it was gonna say "That somebody would dip it in their mom"
LOL! That's some fucked up shit.
EveryFlowerFlow
10-31-2006, 06:37 AM
wow....
white shadow
10-31-2006, 06:46 AM
hahahahaha the fact that the mom was passed out drunk makes this story that much better
LOLLER!
That should be a warning to anyone who drinks to that point. :rofl:

Imagine if she's actually pregnant now!:wasted: And I bet she wouldn't have an abortion either, since it is against "god." :bluu:

So this sicko would be the brother and the father at the same time!:clap:
EveryFlowerFlow
10-31-2006, 07:03 AM
So this sicko would be the brother and the father at the same time!:clap:

wasn't that an Eminem song? :rofl:
RaishinX
10-31-2006, 09:29 AM
It had to happen in Alabama. I gotta get the fuck outta here!

My thoughts exactly. I can't wait to see how they portray this on the news later :rofl:. Motherfucking kids these days...
oyg
10-31-2006, 09:37 AM
this is how a lot of hentai start out like.
AkumaTX
10-31-2006, 10:07 AM
was he yelling whos your daddy?
Muff Daddy
10-31-2006, 10:14 AM
Authorities say Helms' mother was apparently passed out drunk on the couch when the rape started.

"During the attack she did come to and recognize her attacker. (Reporter: As her son?) As her son," said Smith.

he probably wouldn't have gotten caught if he would have just hurried it up.

...should've skipped the foreplay. he probably kept beating her ass like, "STOP RESISTIN! IT'S GONNA HAPPEN", even though she was already passed out.
Slide
10-31-2006, 10:25 AM
I'm having trouble thinking up a motherfuckin pun for this one.
nameingway
10-31-2006, 10:37 AM
all i've got to say is... FUCK YES IT WASN'T IN KENTUCKY.

when i saw that story i was like oh noes, please don't let it have happened here. +win
Brooklyn
10-31-2006, 10:40 AM
wasn't that an Eminem song? :rofl:

yuppers!! eminem on jlo
Autocrat1
10-31-2006, 05:54 PM
I'm having trouble thinking up a motherfuckin pun for this one.
*humps brother's mother*
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE......

*realizes that's his mother too*
...Naw?
Septimus Prime
10-31-2006, 06:20 PM
Motherfucking kids these days...
:rofl:
Digitalbooty
10-31-2006, 07:30 PM
That made me shit all over my balls.
white shadow
10-31-2006, 07:32 PM
wasn't that an Eminem song? :rofl:

You're motherfucking right!
DietSoap
10-31-2006, 08:16 PM
was he yelling whos your daddy? You motherfukin' win. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Hunter D
10-31-2006, 11:11 PM
Its obvious why he raped his mother to get revenge on his brother. The guys brother was dating their mother.
Jaldaboath
10-31-2006, 11:13 PM
This thread is useless without some motherfucking pics.
spudlyff8fan
10-31-2006, 11:28 PM
Go to Cnn.com. It's got a movie.
Serpent
10-31-2006, 11:32 PM
Man you guys suck, you're all using the same damn pun! Notice how I resisted it there.

I bet it went something like this:

rapist: what is that pussy shit, man, you're weak
brother: that's not what your mom said when I fucked her last night
rapist: fuck you, watch what I do to your mom tonight. damn drunk ho, she's so loose you can fit a firetruck up her cunt
brother: whatever bitch, you're all talk. wouldn't matter if she was as tight as an eye of a needle, she won't feel your little thread
rapist: that's it, i'm gonna make you my son bitch

I'm almost certain that's how it went down. I bet she was a single mother. You just KNOW a kid won't try that if the father is around, redneck beat down scares kids.
Septimus Prime
10-31-2006, 11:37 PM
So, yeah.

Oedipwned?
J-ride
10-31-2006, 11:38 PM
I always love when these kind of threads get started, puns and stereotypes FTW!!

"Motherfucking kids these days." = won the thread.
white shadow
10-31-2006, 11:52 PM
http://www.thatnewssite.com/link/175 from Psychosquall's closed thread.

I love when the cop recognizes his own verbal blunder: (non-verbatim) "...It's disturbing that someone would dip.....*pauses* .....to er such a low...." :clap::rofl:

lol @ female reporter's name, Rachel Hardman.

This is the type of story that sounds like it should be made up, but it isn't... I mean we have:

-Rednecks.

-Living in trailer parks.

-Incest.

-A drunk single possibly unwed mother passed out in said trailer park.

-An excuse being "revenge" on a family member, a brother.

I mean this is like Super Saiyan Retardation right here.
locoghoul
11-01-2006, 12:07 AM
mom pics?
Dan?
11-01-2006, 06:46 AM
It could only have been made better if the final action scene of Independence Day was playing in the background.

"I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!"
Slide
11-01-2006, 10:56 AM
I bet it went something like this:

rapist: what is that pussy shit, man, you're weak
brother: that's not what your mom said when I fucked her last night
rapist: fuck you, watch what I do to your mom tonight. damn drunk ho, she's so loose you can fit a firetruck up her cunt
brother: whatever bitch, you're all talk. wouldn't matter if she was as tight as an eye of a needle, she won't feel your little thread
rapist: that's it, i'm gonna make you my son bitch


you gotta dip this part of your post into some trailer lingo sauce.
like mom = maw etc.
too lazy and black to fix it for you.
MegamanDS
11-01-2006, 10:57 AM
motherfuckin motherfucker!
RaishinX
11-01-2006, 11:03 AM
So, yeah.

Oedipwned?

Oh yeah.
DieDeadDeath
11-01-2006, 11:13 AM
pictures of mother must been shown in order to rightfully evaluate the situation.