What would you do if a homosexual tried to holla?!?

[SirFritzalot]

here's what's going on on my myspace account...I don't normally get as angry as I did toward the end, but he was creeping me out so I had to scare him off...you'll have to read it from the bottom up

Yo what the fuck you talkin about? Do I know you? Talking about do I drive, what kind of shit is that? Back up nigga, you're barkin up the wrong tree

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From: BoriquaTony
Date: Nov 25 2006 20:49



lol...................kool when ever u r my we could drink n smoke if u want ok do u drive
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From: Mistah Fritz
Date: Nov 25 2006 8:47 PM


that's not a party, that's like a weekly thing

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From: BoriquaTony
Date: Nov 25 2006 20:45



drink n smoke
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From: Mistah Fritz
Date: Nov 25 2006 8:44 PM


What do you mean "party"?

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From: BoriquaTony
Date: Nov 25 2006 20:40



i have heard them yet send me ur site with the music on them ok bro n do u like 2 party
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From: Mistah Fritz
Date: Nov 25 2006 8:36 PM


alright well thanks for the props...which one's your favorite song?

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From: BoriquaTony
Date: Nov 25 2006 20:34


on browse i like 2 look at all kinds of page cause some of then r very nice n i have meet a bunch off new n old friends on this sorry if i bother u but i like music n partying

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From: Mistah Fritz
Date: Nov 25 2006 8:32 PM


Where'd you see my ad? Sorry for saying all that, but there's all kinds of people online, and you'll never know who's watchin

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From: BoriquaTony
Date: Nov 25 2006 20:24



i was just checkin out all kinds of ads n sorry on the singing i know u rap
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From: Mistah Fritz
Date: Nov 25 2006 8:23 PM


I'm not really feelin the way you asked me that...1 I don't sing I rap and 2 I'm straight if that's the reason you were browsing for guys in the first place...

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: BoriquaTony
Date: Nov 25 2006 20:16


on browse what u up 2 2nite u been singing 4 a long time

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From: Mistah Fritz
Date: Nov 25 2006 8:15 PM


I'm cool...how'd you find my profile?

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From: BoriquaTony
Date: Nov 25 2006 20:07


kool i sure will how r u doing 2 nite bro

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From: Mistah Fritz
Date: Nov 25 2006 8:03 PM


Thanks man. Make sure to support the album when it comes out June 18th. Guranteed quality

"Man of my word" coming soon
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: BoriquaTony
Date: Nov 25 2006 19:48


kool page bro

Something's wrong with America, people...

-Fritz:sweat:

[EveryFlowerFlow]

lol

man.... At least he was only e-stalking you, I've been trailed in real life :sad:

[ViciousSLASH]

You should have sex with him.

All of him.

[TheSix]

I'm straight if that's the reason you were browsing for guys in the first place...

I chuckled. I really did.

[Etcetera]

I would take it as a compliment, especially since no one tends to be into me. I also find it hard to hate someone that likes me. No need to get mad at the dude, he is just a typical guy trying to get some ass... and yeah, pun so intended.

[Digitalbooty]

Does his profile look weird? Does it say gay? Maybe he's an advance porn bot...

[angryliberal]

this thread was worth reading.

[SirFritzalot]

this computer has low virtual memory, so I couldn't look through his pro like that...I know he has a felix the cat background...and C'mon now, he doesn't even know me and he tried to get me to drive out to see him so I could use hallucinigent (or however you spell it drugs with him, a male who happens to search for other males on myspace and asks them if they "like to party". The fuck I look like? To make shit worse, he ain't even know I rap, and he was trying to make small talk about my music. Even if I WAS gay, I wouldn't go fo somebody who lies about knowing about my music...that's like the most important thing to me. Sheesh, for a gay guy, he gots no game

-Fritz

[NG1313]

My co-worker was gay. I found it odd that he invited me to a webcam session on MSN, but didn't pay it much mind. Some time later I saw him in the newspaper saying there should be more gay-activities in our town.

[guado]

lmao,

real talk, gay people make me uncomfortable, i dont dislike em or hate them or anything, its just kinda awkward to be around em IMO

hahaa when i read your talk though it sounded like nigga was tryin to get you with bro rape talkin bout lets party, get outta here

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

[sainthuey]

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

But yeah on some real shit back to the Thread starter, if you straight then let dude know what's up, speak your piece b (no lance)

[Strider Hiryu]

i love gay people. gay boys are hella more entertaining than half of you mother fuckers. plus... gay boys know hot bitches.

[Jr7891]

I got into an elevator recently. I had to go to the 23rd floor. So, I am going up when the doors open. These two guys got on the elevator. We were on the 5th floor.

So, they reach for the controls. At the same time. One touches the other, and then he giggles and they realise that they were going to the 23rd floor.

So, they started talking.

Guy 1 is bald, wears glasses. "So, have you heard the Nutcracker is coming to the Fox Theather soon?"

Guy 2 looks like Kid from Kid n Play complete with flattop. "Yeah, I plan on getting tix. It should be great this year."

They look over at me.

Kid "Do you plan on seeing The Nutcracker?'

Me "No."

Baldy "The weather has been nice lately."

Kid "Yeah (He said this in the gayest accent possible.) Where else can you go out and grill in your shorts in November?

Halfway up they kissed. I back into my corner more. When the elevator stopped, I fucking ran to my friends room.

[Ragetowersrage]

No homo

[Lick Me Off]

i love gay people.


If you love em so much, why dont you marry em?:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Ouroborus]

i got hit on by some gay dudes while waiting for the bus.

my reaction was that i flattered in a wierd kinda way but i told them I dont swing that way. damn, it made me felt like a girl for a second or two.

[SNAAAAKE]

heh..think you had it bad. I posted this story before.

on my way back from the arcade, some dude at like 2 in the morning pulled over and asked me "hey handsome, want a blowjob". I fucking RAN to save my life from teh homo :bluu:

[Vy Low]

(no lance)

I laughed.

Gay men hit on me all the time.

At first first it does make you feel like a woman, but after a few more advances you just see it as flattery.

I do let them know I'm straight each time they try though.

[Rhio2k]

Same here, except I get hit on by the femmes. The scary part is when they have wood while trying to get you into the sack. You can laugh it off normally, but when you notice the guy's really "happy" to see you, it gets creepy.

[thurst]

this gay guy was hitting on me at macy's and ended up giving me $25 off on top of the 15% i got off bcuz i got a macy's card...but yeah for all the awkwardness i ended up saving like $40.

[angryliberal]

Halfway up they kissed. I back into my corner more. When the elevator stopped, I fucking ran to my friends room.
you're lucky they didn't spit their aids on you or infect you with the gay...jesus christ, they kissed, big deal...

[TehNewGuy]

You ever have your ass grabbed in a club and not know who it is? Here I am, whirling around like Im in some suspense thriller movie trying to find out if it was some hot chick, then all of a sudden you notice that the only person who is looking obvious as hell is some dude, and you just get....sad =(

[starkilled]

You ever have your ass grabbed in a club and not know who it is? Here I am, whirling around like Im in some suspense thriller movie trying to find out if it was some hot chick, then all of a sudden you notice that the only person who is looking obvious as hell is some dude, and you just get....sad =(

WTF?!?!?!?! lmfao!!:rofl: :looney: :lol:

[kimjongiLL]

There's no need to be rude and intolerant. If you're not interested, then just don't reply. Keep in mind gay guys are guys too, and as a guy, how would you feel if a girl you're interested in told you to go fuck off?

Gay guys make amazing friends anyway. I understand if the guy comes off as a physcially intimidating rapist, but the effeminate gay guys have great style, and plus they know so many hot chicks it's unbelievable. Once you're in with the gay guy ---> every single hot girl in his social circle is now fair game for you.

I would send him an e-mail apologizing for getting angry like you did. Take it as a compliment he likes you. People that are comfortable in their sexuality have no reason to get upset whenever a same sex person comes on to them.

[DropKick Murphy]

If a gay guy was trying to talk to me I would be like sorry but I dont like guys like that and keep it moving. I take that shit like a compliment.

[marcusg]

I find that disturbing for a guy to try and hit on you. I remember when I was working at the commissary in the deli. I had to bend over and pick something up and all I can remember was my female co workers grabbing my behind and rubbing my back and shoulders talking about how manly I am. I was like wtf. Little did I realize that there were a bunch a gay men checking me out talking about pounding my ass as I bent over on the other side of the counter.

[epsilon_]

yeah i think he was trying to bro rape you. if he starts talking about gamecube GTFO.

[Nick T.]

You should've stopped when he asked you how you were doing 2 nite instead of saying wat up son.

But yeah, take it as a compliment and keep it going.

[sainthuey]

I find that disturbing for a guy to try and hit on you. I remember when I was working at the commissary in the deli. I had to bend over and pick something up and all I can remember was my female co workers grabbing my behind and rubbing my back and shoulders talking about how manly I am. I was like wtf. Little did I realize that there were a bunch a gay men checking me out talking about pounding my ass as I bent over on the other side of the counter.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: too good.

Peace

[ViciousSLASH]

yeah i think he was trying to bro rape you. if he starts talking about gamecube GTFO.

Is Gamecube big with people who have the gay ?

My token black friend got stuck with two gay roomates in his apartment thing at college and he says they play gamecube all the time.

[Demon Dash]

I was on holiday once in Lanzarotte and some spanish guy pulled up in a car and said to me "Gay, you gay...?" I just laughed in his face and carried on walking... I think he got the message.

[Will Gotti]

I was on holiday once in Lanzarotte and some spanish guy pulled up in a car and said to me "Gay, you gay...?" I just laughed in his face and carried on walking... I think he got the message.

:rofl: That dude just cut to the chase. He didn't even say hello, what time is it, he just rolled up and asked "Gay, you gay...?" :rofl: I can just see the scenario and hear an gay/spanish accent.

[ChibiT89]

Is Gamecube big with people who have the gay ?

My token black friend got stuck with two gay roomates in his apartment thing at college and he says they play gamecube all the time.


he is referring to this amazing documentary:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

[Lick Me Off]

I was on holiday once in Lanzarotte and some spanish guy pulled up in a car and said to me "Gay, you gay...?" I just laughed in his face and carried on walking... I think he got the message.

lol...

[ViciousSLASH]

he is referring to this amazing documentary:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3zvTRQr7ns8

Ha, never saw that before.

"did you spray this black dildo with axe body spray ?"

"yeah like a can and a half"

The hilarity is compounded by about 300% considering I went to two different colleges and encountered massive amounts of Bro's at each.

[Korigama]

I've been hit on by guys before. Pretty much what everyone else already said, just something to take as a compliment and move along.

[SirFritzalot]

Well if you look at the message, I did tell him I was straight, but he continued. And btw I finally got onto his myspace...he's gay alright...

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=58984209

*shudders*
He changed it, cause before he had a felix the cat background...

-Fritz:wasted:

[bill_rizer]

ughh even if I was gay I wouldnt go anywhere near that ugly mofo.

[EveryFlowerFlow]

*shudder*

this is why I deleted my myspace

[Festival6667]

Does his profile look weird? Does it say gay? Maybe he's an advance porn bot...priceless...

[dn3000]

WTF?!?!?!?! lmfao!!:rofl: :looney: :lol:

LOL you should have carried on with the momentum and gave him an old school Guile backfist...... he'd probably like it though...:rofl: