I'm eating chicken right now, does that make me black?

[Nick T.]

well?
I'm confused

[Makoto Scrub]

If you believe so, then yes.

[felineki]

Fei Long's irritating crazy kick in Super Turbo is colloquially known as the "Chicken Wing". Does that make him black?

[woof]

i hate fried chicken and i live in louisiana



does that make me not exist?

[Jaldaboath]

Turn off the lights.

Look at your hand.

What color are you?

[platinum_pinoy]

well?
I'm confused

Depends. Is it fried or grilled?

[Kairio]

only if you have to look around to make sure no one is watching you eat it and ENJOYING it immensely with a look of disgust on their face to compensate for your own lack of security, then yes, by all means your a black nikka.

- U C D

[TheSix]

I hardly eat chicken. Can I keep my black card?

[DeathScythe]

Can I keep my black card?



Oddly enough there is this radio station over here in NYC that has this membership thing called 'The Black Card'.

I guess that explains my chuckling right now.

[Dasrik]

Leeeeeeeroy Jenkins!

[ViciousSLASH]

Oddly enough there is this radio station over here in NYC that has this membership thing called 'The Black Card'.

I guess that explains my chuckling right now.

Technically we are all black.

One drop theory fellow nyuggaz.

It's just lots of our darker skinned brothers love to sit there and jerk off about just how black they are. But not too black, because if you get to westly snipes level blackness you get clowned on.

In that respect, I guess black people are just as picky and whiny as jews.

Aslemaleckum my fellow brothers.

Also, since we are all black, that automatically means we must sit and yell about each other dealing with where were are from. Most preferably in area code form.

WHERE YOU FROM BUK BUK BUK ! 717 BLACKERS !

[arcticninja]

only if drinking Black Nikka makes you black.

[Infernoman]

I hardly eat chicken. Can I keep my black card?

just keep the black man in you AV:sweat:

also, I'm eating a rice bowl with chicken...does that make me more asian than mexican?

[Demon Dash]

Do you have hot sauce?

[Muff Daddy]

what if you're a black person whose allergic to chicken?

or is that not genetically possible?

[Mycah Leonhart]

I only like light mean, I hate dark.......what does that mean?

[Slide]

well?
I'm confused

if you're white i'm sure you have a 20 oz bottle of mountain dew at your dining room table that counteracts your situation.

[Jaldaboath]

what if you're a black person whose allergic to chicken?

or is that not genetically possible?

Nature wouldn't allow such an aberration. I would blame eugenics. Or Canada, whatever's nearer.

[Mycah Leonhart]

I work w/ a Mexican that's allergic to Avocados.......I'm sure there is someone somethere that can't have chicken and is black.

[Galactic]

Galactic's Random Thought for:

Tuesday, November 28th, 2996

My zero key doesn't work. I could substitute O for them, but I'd rather not.

^_-;

[Jaldaboath]

Tuesday, November 28th, 2996"NOOOOO! I slept too much!" [/ASH]

[Zinac]

i hate fried chicken and i live in louisiana



does that make me not exist?

Yes, yes it does. Long live Popeys!

[Rico!]

what if you're a black person whose allergic to chicken?

or is that not genetically possible?

That would cause the world to collapse. Or start a whole new evolution of creatures

[bill_rizer]

Do you have hot sauce?

Nuts, you beat me too it.

Theirs nothing worse than a dry piece of chicken.

You know like when you goto the chippy and the guy tries to give you the most dried out piece of chicken thats been siting there since yesterday.

That would cause the world to collapse. Or start a whole new evolution of creatures

:rofl: :rofl:

[Dem-Dem]

what if the bird flu infected all the chickens around the world.

[OMG AntiAir Dust]

Now i have to have fried chicken for dinner. Thanks.

[Rod Driguez]

I think rsigley has the market cornered on these types of threads.


Nice try, though.

[XAQshinor]

what if the bird flu infected all the chickens around the world.

dont even joke like that!!11!!!!!1!!!11!!111 :mad:

[SFFanatic]

what if you're a black person whose allergic to chicken?

or is that not genetically possible?

Nigga: Damn I'm hungry like a mothafucka. 'ey, you wanna get some KFC?

Nigga #2: Nah, I'm alergic to chicken.

*Niggas turn around and stare at nigga #2*

Nigga #3: BURN THE WITCH!

[DropOff]

Everytime I eat different ethnic foods I pretend to be the ethnicity of the food I'm eating.

I often eat spaghetti with a little fake mustache on and my hair slicked back real greasy. Then I cover my furniture in plastic and yell real loud at my mother who I stil live with.

When I eat sushi I molest girls on the way home.

[SFFanatic]

Everytime I eat different ethnic foods I pretend to be the ethnicity of the food I'm eating.

I often eat spaghetti with a little fake mustache on and my hair slicked back real greasy. Then I cover my furniture in plastic and yell real loud at my mother who I stil live with.

When I eat sushi I molest girls on the way home.

^So when you eatin' that Taco Bell, you start reving up the lawnmower?

[white shadow]

Just like how they have seedless grapes and tangelos a chicken/watermelon hybrid is probably in the works.

The tender meat of a chicken and the juicy sweetness of a watermelon all wrapped up in one unholy creature that would make Sigorney Weaver's Alien offspring seem like a Tellytubby.

Their eggs would definately look and taste delicious though.

[Rico!]

^So when you eatin' that Taco Bell, you start reving up the lawnmower?

or he jumps over fences while running home

[orka]

where's ms. peachez?

[Infernoman]

Do you have hot sauce?

I actually don't like hot sauce...:wonder: coincidence?

[SFFanatic]

or he jumps over fences while running home

Thats why I always thought Superman was mexican; how else can he jump a building in a single bound?

[Dem-Dem]

It's not uncommon for people to dislike hotsauce. it took me ten years to eat spicy food until I discovered red beans + rice and hotsauce at lunch time in grade school. However I fail to see the coincedence in "demon dash" wanting hot sauce and you "infernoman" not likeing hot sauce. It's relevance equals a rubber glove in a sock.

I wonder how would Popeye feel if he knew his name was used to sell chicken and not spinach.

[Digitalbooty]

If this were 100 years ago...

[Jaldaboath]

Thats why I always thought Superman was mexican; how else can he jump a building in a single bound?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Hunter D]

what if you're a black person whose allergic to chicken?

or is that not genetically possible?

This what a black person needs to do if they can't eat chicken. Run out and purchase the following:

Rope
Stool

1) Setup stool.
2) Tie rope to something that will support his/her weight.
3) Tie rope around his/her neck.
4) Kick out the stool and curse god for screwing you over.

[Nick T.]

I was eating popcorn chicken with coincidently, these waffle shaped fries. It was SOOO good.

[TheRock-BoS]

i hate fried chicken and i live in louisiana



does that make me not exist?

Who said that? :confused:

[maxx]

wuts ur favorite drink nikka?

[PozerWolf]

I used to eat alot of chicken until I bought the McRib..........

[SNAAAAKE]

I am eating chicken with water melon juice assist AND I have fat lips. I am straight up black..SON:encore:

[PopTardO]

maybe if it was POPEYE CHICKEN!!!

[SirFritzalot]

what if the bird flu infected all the chickens around the world.

Just the thought of it scared the shit out of me...

Chicken>all other meats

-Fritz:sweat: