Mom Microwaves Baby

[Azrael]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061128/ap_on_re_us/baby_death_microwave

DAYTON, Ohio - A mother was arrested on suspicion of murdering her newborn daughter by microwaving the baby in an oven. China Arnold, 26, was jailed Monday on a charge of aggravated murder, more than a year after she brought her dead month-old baby to a hospital. Bail was set Tuesday at $1 million.

"We have reason to believe, and we have some forensic evidence that is consistent with our belief, that a microwave oven was used in this death," said Ken Betz, director of the Montgomery County coroner's office.

He said the evidence included high-heat internal injuries and the absence of external burn marks on the baby, Paris Talley.

Arnold was arrested soon after the baby's death in August 2005, then was released while authorities investigated further. Betz said the case was difficult because "there is not a lot of scientific research and data on the effect of microwaves on human beings."

The death was ruled homicide by hyperthermia, or high body temperature. The absence of external burns ruled out an open flame, scalding water or a heating pad as the cause, Betz said.

Arnold's lawyer, Jon Paul Rion, said his client had nothing to do with her child's death and was stunned when investigators told her that a microwave might have been involved.

"China — as a mother and a person — was horrified that such an act could occur," Rion said.

The night before the baby was taken to the hospital, Arnold and the child's father went out for a short time and left Paris with a baby sitter, Rion said. The mother didn't sense anything out of the ordinary until the next morning, when the child was found unconscious, Rion said.

Arnold has three other children.

In 2000, a Virginia woman was sentenced to five years in prison for killing her month-old son in a microwave oven. Elizabeth Renee Otte claimed she had no memory of cramming her son in the microwave and turning on the appliance in 1999. Experts said that Otte suffered from epilepsy and that her seizures were followed by blackouts.

...SRK Bad Pun Team, assemble!

[Taito]

I'm so heated after reading that.

But seriously.. what the fuck.. put that bitch in the chair.

[felineki]

Ready in minutes!

[maxx]

johnny storm says...flame on!

[ViciousSLASH]

I've racking my brain to be funny, but I'm trying to force it. Puns can't be forced.

I was gonna say something dealing with the baby coming out of a hot pocket and then becoming one, but, eh...

Sorry SRK I'm RADIATING teh suck right now. ( HOOOOOO !!! )

[Ephidel]

Horrible shit.

That's just fucked up.

[DeathScythe]

Burn, Baby Burn
Burn, Baby Burn
Burn, Baby Burn
Burn, Baby Burn, Burnin'

Took By Suprise, One Hundred Stories High
People, Get Loose Your, Getting Down On The Roof
Don't You Hear, Folks Screaming, Out Of Control
It Was So Entertainin', When The Boogie
Starts To Explode, I Heard Somebody Say


Burn, Baby Burn, Disco Inferno
Burn, Baby Burn, Come Burn That Mother Down
Burn, Baby Burn, Disco Inferno
Burn, Baby Burn, Come Burn That Mother Down, Burnin'


Satisfaction, Ooh Ooh Ooh, Came In A Chain Reaction
Burnin' , I Couldn't Get Enough
So I Had To Self-destruct, I Tell You, Ooh Ooh Ooh
Well, He Grows On, Risin' To The Top
And Everybody's Going Strong, Ooh Ooh Ooh
And That Is When My Spark Got Hot
I Heard Somebody Say


Burn, Baby Burn, Disco Inferno
Burn, Baby Burn, Burn That Mother Down
Burn, Baby Burn, Disco Inferno
Burn, Baby Burn, Come Burn That Mother Down, Burnin'



From Above My Head, I Hear Music In The Air
I Hear Music
That Makes Me Know, There's A Party Somewhere


Satisfaction, Came In A Chain Reaction
Don't You Hear, I Couldn't Get Enough
So I Had To Self-destruct, I Tell You
Well, He Grows On, Rising To The Top
And Everybody's Going Strong
And That Is When My Spark Got Hot
I Heard Somebody Say


Burn, Baby Burn, Disco Inferno
Burn, Baby Burn, Burn That Mother Down
Burn, Baby Burn, Disco Inferno
Burn, Baby Burn, Come Burn That Mother Down


Burn, Baby Burn, Disco Inferno
Burn, Baby Burn, Burn That Mother Down
Burn, Baby Burn, Disco Inferno
Burn, Baby Burn, Come Burn That Mother Down, Burnin'

[white shadow]

This is just too disgusting for words, off all the sickening things I've heard this takes a new level of disgusting.

An man is Serpent going to have a field day with this, because while I hate to admit it, but there is a high chance that the insanity/post-birth depression plea will prevent her from receiving appropiate justice.

Ninja-Edit: She's black, my bad.

[pherai]

what kind of waves do babys surf on?

microwaves!

[Etcetera]

I have always wanted to see what it would look like to microwave a baby, they just fit so perfectly. So selfish that she didn't make video for all to see.

[Zulu]

If she put it in the oven, she could've had baby back ribs.

But in all seriousness, this is just flat out ungodly. You need to have pure evil in your heart to do something like this. I hope someone kills her.

[ViciousSLASH]

what kind of waves do babys surf on?

microwaves!

You win man, you win.

:rofl:

[OMG AntiAir Dust]

Hasnt she heard you are supposed to beat someone to death WITH the microwave, not actually use it?

In all seriousness though, the baby was probably ice cold down the middle.

[DeathScythe]

In all seriousness though, the baby was probably ice cold down the middle.



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[DarkDragon]

how is this funny?

[Tsumuri]

I don't know how people are trying to be funny. This is pretty sick news...

Sucks though. I'm not usually uptight about making light of a bad situation.

[Panicked]

Stop crying. You shouldn't let SRK heat you up.

[Jr7891]

All I can think of is two YTMNDs.

http://microbaby.ytmnd.com/
http://youmicrowavedthebaby.ytmnd.com/

[Spirit Juice]

I can see the trial of this woman reaching new levels of heat.

[OMG AntiAir Dust]

I don't know how people are trying to be funny. This is pretty sick news...

You're right, you have defrosted my heart. We should have a moment of silence for that poor baby.............................






















-BEEP, BEEP, sounds like we're done!

[TheSix]

Cute, cudly and cooked with the press of a button!

[SRKev]

She must've thought she was putting the baby down for a nap.
"Set it and........FORGET IT!"

[ThePurpleBunny]

All I can think of is two YTMNDs.

http://microbaby.ytmnd.com/
http://youmicrowavedthebaby.ytmnd.com/

Act is justified. Thread closed.

[thurst]

i hope she burns in hell!

[Autocrat1]

TOASTY! :crybaby:

[Escapedsoul]

Sick twisted bitch.

[tataki]

meat always comes out better in an oven than in a microwave.
what was that stupid woman thinking!?

[ThePurpleBunny]

meat always comes out better in an oven than in a microwave.
what was that stupid woman thinking!?

The baby was probably already pre-cooked.

[Angelic Diablo]

In all seriousness though, the baby was probably ice cold down the middle.
:rofl: Half of me is disgusted and the other half couldn't stop laughing. You win the thread. :rofl:

[Ne0phyte]

You're right, you have defrosted my heart. We should have a moment of silence for that poor baby.............................






















-BEEP, BEEP, sounds like we're done!
THIS definitely wins the thread.

I'm sure she was just working on some gene splicing.

[Penguin]

That is no way to have a child warm up to you.
Lost her cool in such a heated moment.

[Magulorist]

All I can think of is two YTMNDs.

http://microbaby.ytmnd.com/


can anyone find me that song, all i know is that its done by hootie and the blowfish

[Diek Stiekem]

You're right, you have defrosted my heart. We should have a moment of silence for that poor baby.............................






















-BEEP, BEEP, sounds like we're done!


The following takes place between 6:08pm and 6:09pm..

[SirFritzalot]

She must've thought she was putting the baby down for a nap.
"Set it and........FORGET IT!"

KO...you win

Seriously, while that has to be one of the top 10 most fucked up things I've ever heard, iuno how SRK has managed to make me laugh at this...

-Fritz:arazz:

[J-ride]

but there is a high chance that the insanity/post-birth depression plea will prevent her from receiving appropriate justice.

Ninja-Edit: She's black, my bad.

^ :rofl:

They are going to have to put pacemakers in women now to keep the babies safe.

[Chachi]

Well done, SRK.

[Autocrat1]

The following takes place between 6:08pm and 6:09pm..
Events occur in squeal time.

[SirFritzalot]

Random thought...she only got 5 years?!? What is she gonna do to the other kids when she gets out? Drown em in the washing machine?

-Fritz

[Master Chibi]

She must've thought she was putting the baby down for a nap.
"Set it and........FORGET IT!"

Holy fuck that's so wrong.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[PsychoSquall]

That baby had a magnetic personality.

An electromagnetic radiation-exposed one to be exact.

[Jaldaboath]

Events occur in squeal time.
That was the longest minute of his life.

[Lick Me Off]

fucked up

[Gasp]

OMG AntiAir Dust and shinryukev win the internet


seriously though she should have used the ronco rotisserie cooker to preserve the juices

[orochizoolander]

WOW this is both a great n horrible thread i'm disgusted n at the same time ROFL

BABY...it's whats for dinner.

[Saotome Kaneda]

thread is full of win

[R2J]

twisted shit. damnn

[TS]

Exploded like a potato.

I wonder if she poked holes in it with a knife first?

Or if she stopped like half way through, and rotated it to make sure it got cooked all the way through...

Was there a corner flap she could lift up...or...? Maybe open up the baby and stir?

[EveryFlowerFlow]

µ gotta be kid-*ding*

[Dasrik]

If she put it in the oven, she could've had baby back ribs.I want my baby back, baby back baby back...

(In all seriousness, this really is the worst story I've read regarding child killers. And I read about a kid who got her head used as a mop.)

[Ephidel]

µ gotta be kid-*ding*

OK, I lol'd hard on this one.

[{PFH}-Lake]

if i saw this bitch doing this i would stick her in a oven to see how she likes it.

[bill_rizer]

Naa.....This is fucked up....that baby didnt even get a chance at life......evil pure evil.

I cant even make a joke out of it, Im disgusted by that women, I hope some rats eat her alive.

[aznflict]

I would hope that the mother's inevitable excuse of "post-partum depression" gets laughed out of the courtroom.

However, didn't the article state that the babysitter was also with the baby near the time of death? Perhaps the babysitter played a role in the murder...

[arcticninja]

so is this fat bastard's idea of a TV dinner?


imma gonna go to hell when I die, imma gonna go to hell when I die

[PimpC]

i'm pretty sure i will too for laughing at some of the things in this thread. i kind of hate myself for laughing but i'm high so it's hard.:sad:

[arcticninja]

almost as bad:

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2006/11/28/miracle-baby-flushed-down-toilet-and-survives/

[quiche]

They plump when you cook them.

...seriously.

[Lantis]

How could she fit a baby in a microwave anyway? Seriously, microwaves nowadays are too damn small, I can barely fit a goddamn whole chicken into it, much less a newborn baby! :annoy:

[white shadow]

almost as bad:

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2006/11/28/miracle-baby-flushed-down-toilet-and-survives/

This can't be real, you can't *accidentally* take a baby dump and not notice, unless she was high on opium at the time... and even then.:bluu:

[DeathScythe]

almost as bad:

http://www.weirdasianews.com/2006/11/28/miracle-baby-flushed-down-toilet-and-survives/


That must have been either one tiny baby or the pipe had to be huge.

[merdoc]

Microwave Oven: Space-age kitchen appliance that uses the principle of radar to locate and immediately destroy any food placed within the cooking compartment.

btw baby's check...when are kittens hittin the wave?

[matrix9280]

She saved the baby from a lifetime of disappointment and despair. Maybe the death didn't need to be so violent but whatever. He's better off dead anyway.

[Captain Ryu]

Sick fucks, its a baby.

[Jaldaboath]

Sick fucks, its a baby.
It WAS a baby, he's crispy toast now.

[Captain Ryu]

It WAS a baby, he's crispy toast now.

:sad: :sad: :sad:

Poor little guy... That's really a fucked up way to die.

[Son of a Glitch]

It WAS a baby, he's crispy toast now.

:rofl:

I highly doubt that though. Usually, microwaves have a tendancy to make food come out soggy.:sad:

[Captain Ryu]

:rofl:

I highly doubt that though. Usually, microwaves have a tendancy to make food come out soggy.:sad:

Actually I remember when I was young I put a bagel in the microwave for like 20 mins lol. That shit came out black.

[axeman61]

This is... just... wrong...

I can't even make a pun for this. Just... ugh.

[Son of a Glitch]

Actually I remember when I was young I put a bagel in the microwave for like 20 mins lol. That shit came out black.

20 minutes? That's fucked.:lol:

I think the bagel burned because microwaves concentrate on water and actually use the water content to cook the food item rather than actual heat like in an oven. I suppose that's why food comes out soggy sometimes.

I remember when I was younger, I put in a slice of toasted bread because it got cold. I started to shit myself when the bread turned black and started smoking. It wasn't 20 minutes though.

[Atb_555]

One month old...Nah thats messed! I dought half of you are serious about your jokes.

[Elle]

In all seriousness though, the baby was probably ice cold down the middle.

Despite how much I feel like a horrible person for doing so, I laughed really really hard at this.

[DragonSama]

I hope they fry her.

[Tantin]

Bitch used the wrong tactic in court. Have you ever seen a "Don't put babies in here" sticker on a microwave? How was she supposed to know it didn't work that way? She just wanted to make sure the baby was warm.

How could she fit a baby in a microwave anyway? Seriously, microwaves nowadays are too damn small, I can barely fit a goddamn whole chicken into it, much less a newborn baby! :annoy:

Also, who microwaves entire chickens? ... Unless it's a /live/ chicken, in which case, learn how make threads about this.

[ReggieHadoken]

Ninja-Edit: She's black, my bad.



I busted out laughing when I read that. I had a feeling she was black before I started reading the replies in this thread. Also, the broad lives in Dayton, Ohio. I live in a city called Riverside, but Dayton is basically minutes away. If some crap goes down in Dayton, odds are pretty good it was some dumb black folks. Not saying that to sound mean. I'm black myself but I've seen far too much crap get started up by blacks in Dayton. It's sad.

[Debaser]

The only thing better than baby armor.... FRIED baby armor!!!Go!!!Go!!11

[Taichi]

Wow, you'se some cold motherfuckers....

lemme take care of that.....

Defrost on 20......that oughtta do it.......

[ThePurpleBunny]

George Foreman grills. They knock out the baby fat.

[Athanasy]

She must've thought she was putting the baby down for a nap.
"Set it and........FORGET IT!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Roncooooooo!

[kz0060]

Could God microwave a baby so hot that He Himself could not eat?

[EvilKing]

she got fed up!

...............

[Hoonyo]

My aunt just had her first baby (two weeks old), and I got to hold my little cousin in my arms when I visited her for Thanksgiving. I felt a little nauseous after reading that article.

[Demon Dash]

So someone actually put a baby in a microwave to make that ytmnd?

Pathetic...

[Sixshot]

It is actions such as these that make you wish to be sitting beside Lucifer in hell with fucking Sauron's helmet on with the thunder mace,exacting bloody,terrible,agonizing vengeance on all of the wretched souls there,including microwaving-moms,racist/ murderers,child-rapists,members of the Illuminati,and of course,Hitler.Seriously,shit like this is not funny,and you are amoral if you joke about it.

[TS]

No need to get all hot and bothered. Quit being such a baby.

[Sixshot]

No need to get all hot and bothered. Quit being such a baby.

lol I wasn't getting 'all hot and bothered'.Just saying in my own imaginative/descriptive way of how I thought that was fucked up.And stfu for calling me a baby before I nuke your ass.:confused:

[nameingway]

hot and bothered.. baby... thread about a microwaved baby...

hi2u.

[TrunksSS3]

Originally Posted by shinryukev
She must've thought she was putting the baby down for a nap.
"Set it and........FORGET IT!"


LOL you win


"Fatality"


But on the real that shit is really fucked up they should fry her ass!

[Unreallystic]

Why pregnant women aren't allowed around microwaves - they get ideas...
- :bluu:

[Ki Shima]

maybe shes a total recall fan and tried to soften him up so they can be like the leader of the rebels

or maybe she was just hungry?


......or maybe both!

[PozerWolf]

Wow, this fuckin' topic :rofl: :confused: :rofl: :confused:

[angryliberal]

i still say its a better use of the microwave than those banquet microwave dinners. baby doesn't make you shit 30 minutes later.

[De4dEyE]

4 pages of puns? Isn't this some kind of record? [I just skimmed through the thread]

[spudlyff8fan]

All these jokes are in poor taste. But what microwaved stuff isn't?

[Jaldaboath]

you are amoral if you joke about it.Thanks for the compliment. :tup:

[kz0060]

it's just so unfortunate the baby didn't live long enuff to grow up to be a hungryman.

[Night]

If there is a hell, the mom will probably be subjected to an eternity of cooking in a microwave.

[Jaldaboath]

If there is a hell, the mom will probably be subjected to an eternity of cooking in a microwave.

The Torment of Warming Dizzyness

[Warpticon]

All these jokes are in poor taste. But what microwaved stuff isn't?

This is the best post you have ever made.

[Jaldaboath]

This is the best post you have ever made.
co-sign.

[TS]

lol I wasn't getting 'all hot and bothered'.Just saying in my own imaginative/descriptive way of how I thought that was fucked up.And stfu for calling me a baby before I nuke your ass.:confused:

Well Done.

[glass]

i'm starting to wonder what kind of noise a baby being microwaved makes.

[BornAgainCommunist]

i'm starting to wonder what kind of noise a baby being microwaved makes.

If it had a rotating plate, then it probably sounded like a stripper's thighs sliding down a pole. If it didnt have a rotating plate then it probably sounded like sporadic kodo drums that start off historical war films.

It probably smells good.

[KrassHole]

you people are fucking retarded.

[glass]

i took that personally for some reason :'(

now i'm wondering what a baby being microwaved looks like.

[angryliberal]

i bet she used the popcorn button, cuz thats the only one that ever gets the job done right.