New Contraceptive Pill..... for men......

[MechZZ]

When it comes to birth control, it may finally be the guy's turn.

British scientists are developing a male birth control pill that could put a smile on the faces of a lot of women, according to a report by NBC's Dawn Friesen on "Today" Tuesday. The hormone-free pill, which prevents the ejaculation of sperm, could be on the market in five years.

The pill, a single dose taken a few hours before having sex, affects contraction of the muscles that control ejaculation, but wouldn't interfere with performance or orgasm sensation, researchers at King's College London say. The result is a dry ejaculation.

"It’s not stopping sperm production," Dr. Christopher Smith told NBC News. "It’s not a hormonal method. It's just simply stopping the muscle which takes the sperm along."

The scientists found the solution after noticing that drugs used in the treatment of schizophrenia and high blood pressure were effective at preventing ejaculation, according to a report in the British newspaper "The Guardian Unlimited."

The pill would be more user-friendly than other male contraceptive methods such as vasectomy, injections or implants, researchers told NBC.

"Within half a day, the sperm is on the move again," says Smith.

If the pill passes clinical trial, it could be a significant benefit for people who are anxious about long-term effects from hormones.

But if men can’t remember to take out the garbage, will they remember to take the birth control pill? Moreover, some men, worried that it could damage their virility, may object to taking any kind of pill.

"We know from international research that men want to take part in fertility control," Rebecca Findlay from the London Family Planning Association told NBC. "It could be quite liberating for couples.

The pill would not prevent sexually transmitted diseases, she said.



Dry orgasm...? But i'm pretty sure I've heard that from somewhere before though....

edit

sorry about the link lol
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15937201/wid/11915773?GT1=8717

[valaris]

Stupid question but would semen still go through?

[Phoenix Wright]

I wouldnt take it.

[ThePurpleBunny]

This is perfect. With this pill, men will no longer have to spend their hard earned money on tissue for private sessions.

[maxx]

This is perfect. With this pill, men will no longer have to spend their hard earned money on tissue for private sessions.

uh? how is this pill gonna solve ur problem of not gettin laid?

[King9999]

Stupid question but would semen still go through?

I think when they say sperm that includes semen. Plus they're calling it a "dry" orgasm...which means nothing's gonna come out.

[ThePurpleBunny]

uh? how is this pill gonna solve ur problem of not gettin laid?

It's not, and I don't expect it to.

Though it does increase chances if I can guarantee her she won't get pregnant.

[Preppy]

So you take a pill and have a tantric-esque orgasm? Pretty cool.

[Muff Daddy]

The pill, a single dose taken a few hours before having sex, affects contraction of the muscles that control ejaculation, but wouldn't interfere with performance or orgasm sensation, researchers at King's College London say. The result is a dry ejaculation.

i wouldn't take it either.

if it doesn't give you clogged nards or outright kill you someone should make a porn that uses this somehow, like japanese dry bukke pr0ns. dudes just making ugly faces with no money shot. saves on cleaning costs. or using it for so long that the mis-fires build to a money shot of epic proportions, running to the other side of the room before they skeet on them.

"Within half a day, the sperm is on the move again," says Smith.

Stupid question but would semen still go through?

its probably on the move coming directly out of your anus, Smith is hiding something.

The scientists found the solution after noticing that drugs used in the treatment of schizophrenia and high blood pressure were effective at preventing ejaculation, according to a report in the British newspaper "The Guardian Unlimited."

they're going to prescribe this for rapists and pedos one day.

[glass]

link? for us who would like to tell the resident pimp in our office.

[Azrael]

I would be all over this pill. Fuck whoever wrote that article. Just because I don't wanna take out the trash doesn't mean I wont forget my No Jizz pills. There's a big difference between a hefty bag of garbarge and a little bundle of child support payments for the rest of your life.

Think about it. You could have sex for like a whole month and not jizz anything. Build up your stock. Then, once a month, have her give you a BJ and reward her with a Big Gulp for the ages. This is revolutionary. Five years can't come fast enough.

[ckrazy]

I would be all over this pill. Fuck whoever wrote that article. Just because I don't wanna take out the trash doesn't mean I wont forget my No Jizz pills. There's a big difference between a hefty bag of garbarge and a little bundle of child support payments for the rest of your life.

Think about it. You could have sex for like a whole month and not jizz anything. Build up your stock. Then, once a month, have her give you a BJ and reward her with a Big Gulp for the ages. This is revolutionary. Five years can't come fast enough.

o shiet ahha you had me dieing with the last few sents hahaa

j/w anyone got any idea like how long the pill last like how many hours u go w/o jizzing

[King9999]

Think about it. You could have sex for like a whole month and not jizz anything. Build up your stock. Then, once a month, have her give you a BJ and reward her with a Big Gulp for the ages. This is revolutionary. Five years can't come fast enough.

Sounds like she would choke, bro...

[TheRock-BoS]

Sounds like lil Commando would choke first.

I mean, if it doesn't come out, where would it go? :confused:

[King9999]

Sounds like lil Commando would choke first.

I mean, if it doesn't come out, where would it go? :confused:

It gets stuck halfway?

[Etcetera]

I would get these, and I'm not even getting laid. Dry orgasm, sounds like a sweet deal, I hate having to deal with my baby batter, such a mess. I think my socks would like this too.

[Azrael]

Just guessing from how the article describes it, semen would just stay in your nuts. It would be as if you didn't orgasm at all, even though you actually did.

Which is why this shit is revolutionary.

If you used it on a daily basis, I imagine you'd have quite a buildup. Then, you'd either have wet dreams to release the buildup, or...I dunno, ask the guys still left in the Prince of Masturbation tournament.

This would also be a breakthough for the porn industry. The next generation of money shots - one man bukkake. Though I imagine the Japanese will still use 100 men, have them all take the pill for a month, and then have the poor girl sit in an empty Olympic-sized swimming pool while they fill it up.

[angryliberal]

man, i can have a dry orgasm without a pill...its the only true method to a male multiple orgasm...

[J-ride]

That is what I love about the media, it's okay to write openly sexist articles about men, but God forbid you criticize women for a damn thing. Seriously, every one of my girlfriends had to be reminded to take the damn pill like they were 3 fucking years old. I remembered because I DON'T WANT ANY FUCKING KIDS. So fuck her. Men actually are responsible, we just don't do everything that fucking nags like her ask us to do.

[{PFH}-Lake]

That is what I love about the media, it's okay to write openly sexist articles about men, but God forbid you criticize women for a damn thing. Seriously, every one of my girlfriends had to be reminded to take the damn pill like they were 3 fucking years old. I remembered because I DON'T WANT ANY FUCKING KIDS. So fuck her. Men actually are responsible, we just don't do everything that fucking nags like her ask us to do. fact is it takes two to make a baby.

[Nick T.]

This doesn't sound good.
It's like tricking a major part of your body.
I dunno

[Etcetera]

This doesn't sound good.
It's like tricking a major part of your body.
I dunno
Don't pull an Azrael and crush peoples dreams... but now that you mention it, I wouldn't be surprise to see an article a month after this comes out about exploding nuts. It wants to come out, kind of like trying to hold in a sneeze or a major fart, that can do some heavy damage.

[{PFH}-Lake]

Side effects include, vomiting, heartburn, migraines, herpes, hallucinating, blue balls, and punching your self in the face.

[Jaldaboath]

Side effects include, vomiting, heartburn, migraines, herpes, hallucinating, blue balls, and punching your self in the face.
That's just hardcore.

[funkymusic]

I would wait for long term test results...

[TS]

1. You can only build up so much jizz. If you don't let it go, your body will re-absorb it. I think you would build up more, but definitely not like a month's worth.

2. No guys will actually take this pill (after they find out that they can't shoot 8x more come at their girlfriends than ususal). They will SAY they're on that shit, to get laid.

This can lead in two directions-

a) girl: what's that on my belly? I thought you were on the pill???!!
guy: I GOTTA GO, SEE YOU LATER

b) girl: I'm gonna give you a blowjob just to make sure you're really on this pill...
*guy gets bj/handjob whatever*
guy: I GOTTA GO, SEE YOU LATER // GET ME A SANDWICH BITCH.

[ThePurpleBunny]

This can lead in two directions-

a) girl: what's that on my belly? I thought you were on the pill???!!
guy: I GOTTA GO, SEE YOU LATER

b) girl: I'm gonna give you a blowjob just to make sure you're really on this pill...
*guy gets bj/handjob whatever*
guy: I GOTTA GO, SEE YOU LATER // GET ME A SANDWICH BITCH.

All leading up to an appearance on Judge Mathis over it.

[angryliberal]

you know what though, there are advantages to the female pill that people never bring up. i find it very comforting that i know EXACTLY when my fiance is bleeding from the vagina. we can plan everything around it. there are no vacations of trips ruined by a bloody cunt cuz you can set a clock by her period.

[buyproduct]

you know what though, there are advantages to the female pill that people never bring up. i find it very comforting that i know EXACTLY when my fiance is bleeding from the vagina. we can plan everything around it. there are no vacations of trips ruined by a bloody cunt cuz you can set a clock by her period.

Man up and just hit it. If it aint bleeding before it will definitly be bleeding after.

[bill_rizer]

I think when they say sperm that includes semen. Plus they're calling it a "dry" orgasm...which means nothing's gonna come out.

Nothings going to come out? ugh that sounds wrong when I bust a nut their must be an end product.

I cant remember if this is true or not but I remember reading ages ago that the build up of sperm causes cancer, I mean sperm that is ready to leave ya body but goes back in your balls.

I dunno if this is true I read this years ago but it worried me at the time.

Besides some of you guys are crazy, the one place and thing on your body you should not fuck with is your balls.

I'll pass on this pill, besides theirs nothing better than seeing a splated face of joy.

[Adam Warlock]

i wouldn't take it either.


Word. Last thing I need to do is give more ammo to the Sleepy Skeets.

[Satomiblood]

This may not be good for your prostate since it produces 1/3 of your seminal fluid. The prostate is also the muscle that controls male ejaculation. You need to rid yourself of that excess fluid every so often. Same principle as how it's unhealthy to keep urine or solid waste in your body for an extended amount of time.

[angryliberal]

Man up and just hit it. If it aint bleeding before it will definitly be bleeding after.

i'm irish scottish...i couldn't make a baby bleed if i hit it hard...

[Brooklyn]

so basically this pill is the next lvl of kegal excersizes...

[Mechanica]

Definitely not even worth the risk. Something freaky about it.

[Dem-Dem]

Damn a muscle relaxant for your nuts. :lol: at least it will help with blueballs.
what if they get damged in that relaxed state? do you nuts go numb?
I have the luck of getting with ladies that have gotten their tubes tied. so i can ejaculate inside them all I want. I don't think I'm going to risk this drug.

[DeathScythe]

I don't think I'm going to risk this drug.


You should. The less chances of you ever reproducing = a happy SRK. After all, having to find out Dem Dem and Dum Dum give birth to Ree Ree will just be terrifying.

[quiche]

Uhh, you don't build up semen the way you guys (Azrael) seem to think. Sure, an orgasm after 3 days of not cumming is a lot thicker and juicier than if you just came 2 hours ago, but there's a limit to how much you can hold. And to top it off, sperms don't have very long life spans, so as you're producing more, the old stuff is dying off and being recycled by your body into fats and new sperm cells.

As far as the pill goes, I can't wait for it. It even reduce "rebound time."

I wonder if I'll still have to pee afterwards...

...seriously.

[Dem-Dem]

You should. The less chances of you ever reproducing = a happy SRK. After all, having to find out Dem Dem and Dum Dum give birth to Ree Ree will just be terrifying.

I never new you were giving me promission to fuck your sister thanks dude. I'll send you a christmas card with her legs in the air. Or was this your lame attemp at humor. whats terrifying is your jerry seinfield jokes "dem dem and dum dum make a ree ree" I've read better jokes on laffy taffy wrappers. What's next, why did the dem dem cross the rode jokes?
Carrot Top called he says that lame ass jokes have been trade marked and he wants his book back. You Textbook Weenie.

[Orochi Jeebus]

Side effects include, vomiting, heartburn, migraines, herpes, hallucinating, blue balls, and punching your self in the face.

seriously. fuck blue balls. that shit's killer.

[Satomiblood]

Uhh, you don't build up semen the way you guys (Azrael) seem to think. Sure, an orgasm after 3 days of not cumming is a lot thicker and juicier than if you just came 2 hours ago, but there's a limit to how much you can hold. And to top it off, sperms don't have very long life spans, so as you're producing more, the old stuff is dying off and being recycled by your body into fats and new sperm cells.

Sperm and seminal fluid are 2 different things. The build up of seminal fluid (the white discharge) is what'll potentially hurt the prostate.

[Rioting Soul]

I always thought that the ejaculation process triggered the end of the male orgasm, therefor if you didn't ejaculate then your orgasm would be infinite.

[mags]

I always thought that the ejaculation process triggered the end of the male orgasm, therefor if you didn't ejaculate then your orgasm would be infinite.

Oh man, gotta love infinites.

I like the chic pill tho, makes them chill the fuck out and their boobs get bigger. :tup:

[funkymusic]

You know girls are sittin there with empty mouths thinkin wtf?

[axeman61]

I'll trust this if it's on the market after 5 years of research, as the report implies.
But messing around with the muscles that control ejaculation could screw over the overall orgasm.
My spirit would be shattered if every orgasm got to be exciting as lighting a sparkler.

[Dem-Dem]

What if your nuts swrivel up like raisians for taken the pills to much. I can see the conversation. :lol:

guy#1: So I was with jan the other night. Banging her like no tomorrow and then she asked me to bust one on her face.

guy#2: oh hell no!!! what did you did?

guy#1: I pulled out and jacked for ten minuets but nothing came out!!!

guy#2: Really??? but I thought that you were off the pills for weeks.

guy#1: I am man been off the pill for two months.

guy#2: well is there anYthing wrong with your nuts.

guy#1: They've turned into dry roasted peanuts! "sob".

guy#2: Fuck!! You've left me no choice I dub you "Sir Swrivel Nuts".

[DragonSama]

This may not be good for your prostate since it produces 1/3 of your seminal fluid. The prostate is also the muscle that controls male ejaculation. You need to rid yourself of that excess fluid every so often. Sample principle as how it's unhealthy to keep urine or solid waste in your body for an extended amount of time.


Co-sign on that and I can tell you that a prostate exam is no fun at all. Damn doctor was mining for gold up there or something.

BTW everything cleared up and I am fine although I have to keep an eye on things for a while. I was ordered by the doc not to let myself get blue balls either. The wife has never been happier / depressed.

Me: Time to go to the bedroom
Her: I'm kind of tired
Me: Sorry doctor's orders!

[starkilled]

It would take the fun out of seeing how hard and far I can shoot the bullets..

[Daigohji]

It's just simply stopping the muscle which takes the sperm along.

So it's Botox for your balls? No thanks. While I think a male pill is a good idea, I'll wait for the one that isn't based on localised paralysis.

[Azrael]

Not jizzing for a while does produce more output than normal. ...Not like it'll be coming out like a firehose, there will just be a little more volume. Similarly, jizzing regularly produces less output. In reality, speaking in time and fluid output it's not all that much...it's not like you can save up for a month and produce a bedroom-filling optic penis blast.

People who are worried in this thread seem to assume they'd be stopping their jizz long-term. The article said that if you didn't take the pill, your functions would quickly go back to normal. ...So, only take it when you're gonna have sex. How many of you guys are boning everyday? Even if you are, maybe take a break from the pill every now and then in order to clean your pipes.

[Dem-Dem]

I'll put my life at risk before my balls.

[Night]

I'd have to pass.

I'd like it better if say, if it made it so you shot blanks i.e. ejaculate spermless semen. I always prefer the feeling of actually ejaculating, ejaculating inside a girl and the girl enjoying the feel of the semen flowing inside her.

[Jaldaboath]

Where's the joy if I can't cum in her eye?

[Satomiblood]

I'd have to pass.

I'd like it better if say, if it made it so you shot blanks i.e. ejaculate spermless semen. I always prefer the feeling of actually ejaculating, ejaculating inside a girl and the girl enjoying the feel of the semen flowing inside her.

I read this, then looked at your member title, and laughed quite a bit.

[EveryFlowerFlow]

not a chance

[hoax]

I would hope you could still get the sensation of the orgasm.

I've taken some pain medications that makes it impossible to cum, I've masturbated into bordem, and fucked into bordem both times.

I'd rather just wear a fucking condom and at least cum, instead of having a hardon that wont go away because i cant shoot a fucking load.

[Grits'N'Gravy]

Sounds hella dope.

Some cats can already stop themselves from shooting but still have the sensation, multiple male orgasm... I tried to get the ability but it takes a lot of work.

I hate strapping up w/ my gf so any way that I can pound that shit without a rubber is all good.

I agree w/ night though that cumming inside is a great feeling, hopefully they will make a pill that kills the sperm for a while to shoot blanks.

[Infested Jester]

For those of you who wanted to build up for a while then bust a giant load, all you have to do are kegels. I used to read about them all the time and one day I decided to actually try them. I've been doing them religiously for over a year now and the size and strength of my loads are almost to Peter North status now. :tup:

As for this pill, no thanks. I like giving pearl necklaces and you know there are gonna be side effects down the road.

[Grits'N'Gravy]

Kegals also help to control the jizz, I do them as well. Works better than having to pull out and slap it on her ass to numb that shit.

[bill_rizer]

Yea Ive tried Kegals, its kind of like holding back when you need a pee, only its harder to master.

[OmNiExiZt]

This somehow sounds like it would hurt... a lot.

*ONEZ*

[EvilKing]

My jizz would rebel against me and my penile muscles, injuring myself and anyone else involved.

Hell no.

[Dem-Dem]

Yea Ive tried Kegals, its kind of like holding back when you need a pee, only its harder to master.

My friend was telling me about kegals. He was supposed to print me the instructions too the bastard. be back must kill.

[Infested Jester]

My friend was telling me about kegals. He was supposed to print me the instructions too the bastard. be back must kill.

Heres the two methods I used....and yes they do work.

1. Like mentioned earlier, stop pissing mid-stream, continue, and then try stopping again. After a while that strain you feel goes away and you'll be able to stop on command.

2. Flex your penis.....I'm not joking. Its easier when you are hard, but all you have to do is try and lift it using the actual muscle. This will also seem strenuous at first but after a while it won't. I've heard in some reports that guys will drape a towel on it to increase the weight once they reach that limit.

[Dem-Dem]

Heres the two methods I used....and yes they do work.

1. Like mentioned earlier, stop pissing mid-stream, continue, and then try stopping again. After a while that strain you feel goes away and you'll be able to stop on command.

2. Flex your penis.....I'm not joking. Its easier when you are hard, but all you have to do is try and lift it using the actual muscle. This will also seem strenuous at first but after a while it won't. I've heard in some reports that guys will drape a towel on it to increase the weight once they reach that limit.

THANKS You mean to tell me I've been doing kegals all along without knowing. i can even piss while hard too.

[Infested Jester]

THANKS You mean to tell me I've been doing kegals all along without knowing. i can even piss while hard too.

Well pissing while hard isn't tough at all....aiming while hard on the other hand......:mad:

[Dem-Dem]

Well pissing while hard isn't tough at all....aiming while hard on the other hand......:mad:

too true I mastered the lean at a young age.

[buyproduct]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exercise
Have fun getting UTI.

Potential concerns

The pubococcygeal muscles are those used to stop the flow of urine during urination, and they may be easily identified in this way. However, after the muscle has been identified, practicing Kegel exercises during urination is not recommended, as this could lead to a urinary tract infection.

[EvilKing]

haha.
And i thought only girls got UTIs and that's why they hesitate to let you go ass to cooch.

The more you know....

[Jaldaboath]

THANKS You mean to tell me I've been doing kegals all along without knowing. i can even piss while hard too.
This I can do too, which opens a world of possibilities like peeing inside the girl's pussy. Anybody knows if this presents a health risk?

[bill_rizer]

This I can do too, which opens a world of possibilities like peeing inside the girl's pussy. Anybody knows if this presents a health risk?

:rofl: :rofl:

[Kzoh]

[QUOTE=Tuff Daddy;3466683] i wouldn't take it either.

if it doesn't give you clogged nards or outright kill you someone should make a porn that uses this somehow, like japanese dry bukke pr0ns. dudes just making ugly faces with no money shot. saves on cleaning costs. or using it for so long that the mis-fires build to a money shot of epic proportions, running to the other side of the room before they skeet on them. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Angelic Diablo]

:confused: Wouldn't you just end up with Wet Dream Syndrome if you're not blowing your load regularly? :confused:

[TheSix]

Half the fun is seeing how far I can shoot from the ass(possibly to her hair). I'll have to pass.

[Jaldaboath]

:rofl: :rofl:

I does not only save time, it also gives her quite a warm feeling! :tup:

[Taito]

I'd have to pass.

I'd like it better if say, if it made it so you shot blanks i.e. ejaculate spermless semen. I always prefer the feeling of actually ejaculating, ejaculating inside a girl and the girl enjoying the feel of the semen flowing inside her.
You know, I've been seeing this exact same post from you for years now.. the final solution for you would be a vasectomy (a reversible process) and a chick willing to take an STD test with you.

[Zachman]

I wanna fuck you.

I knew you were gay.:wow: :wow:

[Taito]

Another fine post from SRK's aborted fetus :tup:

[Zachman]

Another fine post from SRK's sexiest man alive :tup:

I'm not interested.

[thurst]

the lame was strong with the above post

[Zachman]

Shut up, Batman.