What do you think is the greatest moments on TV period?

[SirFritzalot]

Either commercial-wise or TV-wise. YouTube links would help, too. Too lazy to start things off myself, heh

-Fritz:wonder:

[Raziel321]

*opens the Seinfeld cabinet in brain*

i shall return to this thread

[Autocrat1]

When Jack Bauer randomly shot Miriam Henderson in the leg

[Azrael]

MILD 24 S2 SPOILER

















When, in the final episode, David Palmer gets proven to be RIGHT all along. It was like he just unzipped his pants and slapped all of his cabinet bitches across the face with his magnificent Presidental black cock, and all they could do was look up and say "Please sir, may I have another?" And THEN he forgave them! And then he layed down the hardest single-person ownage I have ever seen on IAGO aka "Dirty" Mike. I don't think black people can ever bitch about slavery again, that's how hard Palmer owned Mike. That was pure awesomeness.

This, and the Heart Attack Bauerkarana.

[Million]

-Bauer's Teleport Punch Also...Palmer: "I am the President of the United States. Don't call me by my first name." Ohhhhhhhh! :wow:
-Terry Tate, Office Linebacker. Sadly, you could ONLY see it on tv during the Superbowl. Any further viewings were likely just off random places on the internet, because television cannot contain the awesomness of such a commercial.

-WWF Monday Night Raw, 1998 or so---Evening Gown match, Sable vs. Jacqueline....LIVE television folks = Jacki's titties popping out from about midway on thru the rest of the match. I have a bit of it on tape. Of course this was before Jacki hit the wall so hord.

-More WWF -- Trish vs. Stacey, Bra N Panties match. This can be seen as an extras section match on the Divas: Undressed dvd.(my penis highly recommends this particular dvd, btw) It's one of the hottest things in the entire history of television. I still watch/jerk to it regularly.

-ECW, the final good years---it was on TNN, and not quite as good...but the Mike Awesome vs. Masato Tanaka match was legendary. I've mentioned this before many times---BACKWARDS pile driver...off the top rope...into a table, folks.

-the "Skrape" music video. It's the funniest music vid I've ever seen. Nothing can compare...it's nothing but the most amazing "sk8ter" accidents you've ever seen. I'm talking people's faces smacking concrete at high speed....nutsacks being split the hell open on stair rails....people bouncing on pavement. This is good stuff here. This is quality entertainment. Note that you don't see a single black person on the footage. Most of us see the potential for nutsack-splittage, and instantly see that as the deal-breaker*....heh, so to speak. "nah...yall whities can have that ....I'll be playin' dat Madden, yo."

-Rescue 911---a boy blows up his hand with an m80 in his room. Hilarious. Also---that one kid who blew himself up in a ball of fire from pouring gasoline(!) on a small fire.

-The greatest booty music video of all time...the almight TIP DRILL™.

-The entire season of Flavor of Luv 2. Fights, shitting on a floor and steps, more fights, general cattyness, Lala's hot ass hosting the reunion, the endlessly entertaining character that is Flav himself, ditto for New York, Delicious' Ass™, The Amazing Boots, unforgettable quotes(i.e.--"Flav...he like the blackest man on earf!" and "Please stop interrupting my prayer befo' God direct me to whoop yo ass.") etc. etc.

I could go on forever....I love tv, and it loves me.

[Dasrik]

Finally, after all these years of "Trix are for kids"... today...

THEY'RE FOR RABBITS!!!!

...you know what happens next ;_;

(P.S. also, when Everybody Loves Raymond was cancelled, that was a happy day for me. I fucking hate that show with a passion.)

[TheSix]

The series of finale of Boy Meets World. I swear I heard someone yell "NO DON'T MOVE CORY!" a few houses over.

[ViciousSLASH]

When Janet Jackson's boob was shown at the super bowl.

I remember it, I was at my friends house, it happened and we were all like "Um, was that her boob ? No wai, it couldn't be."

Of course it was. And it messed TV up something fierce afterwards.

When Artie on Howard Stern threw McGriddles at some girl.

[SirFritzalot]

A friend of mines sent me this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EwRYaEtUM8

heh

-Fritz

[MrQuotes]

i dont know if i would call ithem greatest....

but watching shit like 9-11 and Columbine unfold was a hell of a goddamn experience for me.

[Robust]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ifeJ_3NA6IU

There has never, ever in the history of anything this great. The only thing that could even come close to this would be a compilation of chad johnson and T.O. touchdown celebrations

[Manx]

The episode of Good Times when James died. "DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!!"

Who shot J.R.?

"Where's the beef?"

When M.J.'s Thriller video debuted. - I remember this being a "family moment" with all of us gathered around the television. I was only 4 years old and it scared the hell outta me.

Later that year - him MOONWALKING (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKtWpIePECg) for the first time in public at the Motown Aniversary special show.

[orochizoolander]

WOW u ppl are forgetting the big important obvious ones:

The happy happy joy joy song and anything with powdered toast man

any mentos commercial

wwF heart n soul match brett hart vs undertaker this was at least 10 years ago

all of wrestlemania9

when stringer from the wire died

umm almost anything from seinfeld or curb especially in curb when larry found out what his mantra meant n richard lewis said FUCK ME???? FUCK YOU!!!!!!

Just about anything in the oldschool ECW especially when newjack elbow dropped a guy from 2 storys up

anything from the old batman/superman adventures and the old x-men cartoons especially when in the 3part saga the villian had a powerful red jewel n he said "POWER INCREDIBLE POWER!!!!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

the episode of simpsons where everyone made a movie for the film festival and hans moleman made a movie called "man getting hit by football" which was just a clip of him saying "pass it to me" n then a football from offscreen nails him in the groin!!! THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT IN TELEVISION HISTORY NOTHING WILL EVER COME CLOSE!!!!!

anything with comic book guy

[SirFritzalot]

Some more

"Duffman can't breath...OOHH NOO!"

"Hello Super nintendo Chalmers"


And the infamous family guy moments with Ali gipp and Kool-aid man

"It's Gon rain!"

"I Saw a fish!"

"You want this dog?"

"He gon git it!"

and

Oh NO! Oh NO! Oh NO! Oh NO!.......OH YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!

LOL

-Fritz

[Escapedsoul]

Beavis and Butt-head

[{PFH}-Lake]

any time theres lesbians kissing

[white shadow]

Later that year - him MOONWALKING (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKtWpIePECg) for the first time in public at the Motown Aniversary special show.

What showmanship!:wow:

The season finale of Jeopardy when Ken Jennings intentionally beat the previous Jeopardy record and got $75,000 in one day. BEAST!!!:cool:

Oh and ANALRAPIST!:rofl:

[Ephidel]

Terrell Owens/Nicollette Sheridan Monday Night Football scene.

[ShinkuuR]

-Terry Tate, Office Linebacker. Sadly, you could ONLY see it on tv during the Superbowl. Any further viewings were likely just off random places on the internet, because television cannot contain the awesomness of such a commercial.



SECONDED.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y97QuEFyLO0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzToNo7A-94 (pay attention to his face at 1:27. Priceless.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84jcrm0Ia0w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g91wjVxVn5E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EHhwxRls2Y


Az, you forgot the Curtis Punch.

[JackTenrac!]

...Who can go...the longest!


... MASTER OF THEIR DOMAIN! SEINFELD!

... because it went well.

[wizdizzle]

I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!!

[Striderhyru05]

i was watching trl one day while i was flipping through channels, and they put on some gangster dude from nyc on the mic, he cursed and they couldnt catch it on time to censor it, then the VJ was like whoa whoa, that dude was a faggot, but that chick who works on that show is so fucking hot, id toss her ass up

[Chachi]

Watching the verdict of the OJ Trial. Probably wouldn't have been so compelling if it wasn't for the fact that I was in a 95% white middle school at the time. You could hear everyone yelling "FUCK" at the same time, except for the two or three black kids running down the hall in jubilation.

Other ones I thought of included Rutgers owning up Louisville and the events that took place between 7 am and 8 am on Day 2. Everyone needs a hacksaw.

[Stevie White]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budd_Dwyer

I'm not gonna bother looking for video of this, but anybody who saw Budd Dwyer's suicide live on television will tell you that it was one of the most horrific/memorable moments of their lives. Entertaining? No. But definitely legendary.

EDIT - Just checked. You can find it on youtube. I wish I hadn't.

[Infested Jester]

Not the greatest or anything, but these random Shield moments I'll never forget.

SPOILERS:









Aceveda getting sodomized and the infamous "You ever suck a dick like a cell bitch?" line.

Lem getting blown up.

Vic to Kavanaugh....."Your wifes pussy......tasted like sweet butter."

[nameingway]

-Terry Tate, Office Linebacker. Sadly, you could ONLY see it on tv during the Superbowl. Any further viewings were likely just off random places on the internet, because television cannot contain the awesomness of such a commercial.


www.thatvideosite.com has all of the office linebacker shits, they are too good.

[YellowS4]

When House got shot and started hallucinating.

Best finale ever.

[Geese Pants]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budd_Dwyer

I'm not gonna bother looking for video of this, but anybody who saw Budd Dwyer's suicide live on television will tell you that it was one of the most horrific/memorable moments of their lives. Entertaining? No. But definitely legendary.

EDIT - Just checked. You can find it on youtube. I wish I hadn't.


Apparently...........he wasn't the only one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Chubbuck

[quiche]

Festivus

Just about every damn "The Word" segment Stephen Colbert has ever done.

...seriously.

[Sdouble]

Office linebacker is def. the best.

Sopranos
When big pussy gets shot up!
When tony kills ralph with the damn frying pan!! *HEADSHOT*

Aqua teen hunger force..
the foreigner belt episode and the happy time harry episodes are so beastly.

CONAN OBRIEN AND THE START OF THE CHUCK NORRIS SHIT!

[DeathScythe]

The Venture Bros.

[Million]

ah yes...I didn't realize the greatness of Walker, Texas Ranger until Conan started with that lever that started random Walker footage. Hopefully it is on dvd...I must have that entire series now.

Legendary ---Scared Straight. The documentary thing from the late 70s/early 80s, I think. I hadn't laughed that hard at something in a long time. It was aired on regular tv as well, with none of the non-stop cursing edited. One boy got bought and sold...he became that one guy's "property", and he asked him how that made him feel.

[PcLanAdmin2]

I don't know if anyone else agrees, but I'd have to say the OJ Simpson trial.

EDIT: Damn Stevie White, you're right. The Budd Dwyer TV footage is insane. It's crazy how the heart continues to beat even when someone's shot his brains out. That's the first time I've ever seen a suicide attempt that was broadcasted on TV.

[Hyuga]

While there have been alot of great moments the past two decades, there is one that is still fresh in my mind.

Pacers
V.S.
Pistons
Nov 2004

That shit was 10 minutes of pure OMG WTF??

[Dem-Dem]

Greatest moments are when the show gets good and the signal is lost. :lol:

[m121akuma]

Is it too early to nominate "Future Hiro"?

[Black Chanler]

The shit episode in south park, left me forever confused on whats allowed on TV

[D-Force]

The Dawkplex.

[ShinAkumax]

Benji the Hunted
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Benji the Hunted is a 1987 children's film about a dog trying to survive in the wilderness. It was released by Walt Disney Pictures.
Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

Benji has become stranded in a remote island during a boating accident. He finds himself struggling to survive, avoiding close encounters with a wolf, a bear, a human hunter who catches him trying to steal his meat, and a territorial female cougar with her cub.
He eventually encounters four orphaned cougar cubs, which he takes care of. A wolf pursuing the cubs and, perhaps Benji, is one of the main highlights of the film. In one of the films more tragic scenes, one of the cubs gets carried off by an eagle.
Benji later tries to catch up with the female cougar he encountered earlier with the intention of leaving the three remaining cubs in her care.

[AgantK7]

I'M RICK JAMES BITCH!!

No.
-K7

[Million]

Does anyone have the Christine Chubbuck vid? I've always been a morbidly curious person, and I have to see this somehow. After some quick scanning on that subject, they apparently cut away before she shot herself, but I'd still want to see whatever made it to air.

I saw the Budd Dwyer thing on a Faces of Death episode, I think. I'm surprised I never saw the Chris Chubbuck footage on Faces of Death, since the producers of that series will obviously air pretty much anything. Really, does someone at least have some vidcaps?

Damn...apparently there's just no video at all on this...

[VruS]

spoiler alerts

The Shield
second last episode of season 5 - http://youtube.com/watch?v=mCVVt4R7fXA. This is probably the most depressing fictional shit I've ever seen on TV. We watch these guys struggle for five years and then everything collapses.
This is by far the greatest scene I've ever watched on tv. period.

[Gasp]

its always sunny in philadelphia
the episode where danny devito trains his daughter as a boxer

how it ended

omg ><

[Grits'N'Gravy]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTD2XbiNqH4

one of my favorite simpsons line ever.

Also, Chicken Lover and the entire first-third seasons of South Park.

[NG1313]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7v-lHXFO5M

The first sequence.