Woman complains to cop about bad crack

[Warpticon]

http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2006/12/this_is_your_br.html

A 50-year-old woman walked up to a sheriff's deputy last week and complained that a drug dealer had just sold her "bad crack," according to Florida's WJXT-TV.

Eloise Reaves "told the deputy that a man in the parking lot had sold her bad crack. [Police] said Reaves then took the crack from out of her mouth and placed it on the trunk of the deputy's patrol car," the station reports. (Here's her mugshot.)

When a field test identified the substance as cocaine, "Reaves complained that it was wax and cocaine mixed, and that she wanted the deputy to make the man give her her money back," police said.

The man was searched and released. Reaves was charged with drug possession.

In the immortal words of Whitney Houston, "crack is whack."

[DeathScythe]

I cracked up reading this.

[SirFritzalot]

Guess it just wasn't all it was cracked up to be...

God that was awful

-Fritz:sweat:

[Jida]

She's a real looker. Smart, too.

[angryliberal]

"took the crack out of her mouth"

even a crackhead knows you smoke that shit...she didn't get bad crack, she was just doing it wrong...

but seriously, no one cares about quality here in america anymore and this woman tried to stand up for it and what happened? the greedy corporation or "crack dealer" got let go and the concerned consumer or "crackhead" got arrested, isn't that the american way of it anymore...

[ThePurpleBunny]

Can't blame her for taking a crack at it.

[Ryu1999]

"took the crack out of her mouth"

even a crackhead knows you smoke that shit...she didn't get bad crack, she was just doing it wrong...

but seriously, no one cares about quality here in america anymore and this woman tried to stand up for it and what happened? the greedy corporation or "crack dealer" got let go and the concerned consumer or "crackhead" got arrested, isn't that the american way of it anymore...

Gotta cut costs or you'll be priced out of the market.

aka pulling a Nintendo Wii AMIRITE?

[Alzarath]

What a crackpot.

[Taichi]

if I was the cop, I would've cracked her over the head with my nightstick.....

[Will Gotti]

(Here's her mugshot.) (http://www.news4jax.com/2006/1218/10561651_240X320.jpg)

Figures. Stupid wrinkly old white woman with calcium deposits. Crackheaded goat. How in the fuck you gonna go to a cop and complain about bad crack and expect to get some results in your favor? Dumb Osh Kosh looking bitch it's called illegal contraband for a reason. Can't even really laugh if I wanted to, it's in me but it's stuck because my wtf meter is too strong.

[HeartNana]

(Here's her mugshot.) (http://www.news4jax.com/2006/1218/10561651_240X320.jpg)
Man, she's definitely a cracker.

[ThePurpleBunny]

(Here's her mugshot.) (http://www.news4jax.com/2006/1218/10561651_240X320.jpg)

That's more than enough to crack a mirror.

[Kid Wonder]

hahahaha she looks like she eats crack! :rofl:

[DropOff]

He must have been a real dynamite cop, probably apart of some kind of crack-team of narcs.

[Dem-Dem]

wow this just shows that blondes and drugs don't mix well.

[epsilon_]

hahaha the mugshot was too good.

[Hokuto Shingo]

It looks like the cops are finally crackin down on white folks too.

[nameingway]

that's b. spears age 30.

[Logos]

Funny part is that this has happened many times before. There are actually that many druggies in the world that are so incredibly stupid they complain to the cops about bad drugs.

[Septimus Prime]

The crack-down on drugs works.

[Stuckey]

Can't blame her for taking a crack at it.

Top-dollar pun right there.

[Rico!]

jeeze, you guys and your wisecracks...

[Hunter D]

Screw the puns. What a stupid, back alley, $5 trick turning, old, cracked up whore.