All seeds and brackets of the 4th Annual SRK Women's Madness Tournament are done!--->

[The Invincible Swordsman]

It's finally done. I and The Invinicble Selection Committee have finally selected all the women worthy of being in this year's vaunted 4th Annual SRK Women's Madness Tournament. But it wasn't easy...... there many arguments..... many cuts were made and unmade....... there were fights over seeds and placements...... a 5th bracket was created...... somebody even DIED! (And yes someone dies every year. We're that passionate about this kinda stuff) All for the love of the tournament..... and all because we love looking/talking about/fantasize/masturbating to the visages of women. So without further ado.......


The West Region (AKA The Cheerleader Bracket)

#1 The Defending Champion, Stacy "Ms. Legs+Ass Combo" Kiebler
#2 Leslie Bibb
#3 Vanessa Minnilo
#4 Jaime Lynn Sigler
#5 Meagan "Too Damn" Good
#6 Lacey Chabert
#7 "The Invincible Cheerleader", Hayden Panettiere
#8 Next Door Nikki
#9 Dania Ramirez
#10 Brenda Song (AKA Wendy Wu)
#11 Lauren London
#12 Julissa Bermudez from BET's The Center
#13 Amanda Bynes
#14 Vanessa Anne Hudgens
#15 Rachel Bilson
#16 WWE's Diva Contest winner Layla El


The Midwest Region (AKA The 30 or older region)

#1 The Ex-Queen, Halle Berry
#2 "The Human Personification of Sex", Monica Bellucci (AKA "Sex Personified")
#3 Roselyn "The Dirty" Sanchez
#4 Stacey Dash
#5 Heidi "Santa Baby" Klum
#6 Kelly Monaco
#7 Torri Wilson
#8 Katherie Heigl (AKA "That Hot Grey's Anatomy Chic")
#9 "The Homewrecker", Angelina Jolie
#10 The Invincible Swordsman's #1B, Vanessa Marcil
#11 Ali Larter
#12 Charlize Theron
#13 Eva "The Hot Housewive" Longoria
#14 Kate Beckinsale
#15 Salma "The Hot Tomale" Hayek
#16 "The JAG Chic", Katherine Bell



The East Region (AKA The Pop Bracket)

#1 Seed "The New Queen", Beyonce Knowles
#2 Jessica "Supernova" Alba
#3 Scarlett Johansson
#4 "The Time Stopper", Shakira
#5 Jennifer Love "Hugetits" Hewitt (AKA J.Love)
#6 Adrian Lima
#7 The 2004 Goddess of SRK and "Korea's Finest", Hyori Lee (AKA Shake It)
#8 Letoya Luckett
#9 Jessica "Chicken of the Sea" Simpson
#10 Jessica Biel
#11 Elisha "Girl Next Door" Cuthbert (AKA Kim Bauer)
#12 G4's Olivia Munn
#13 Mariah Carey
#14 Kristin "Lana Lang" Kruek
#15 "The Slayer", Sarah Michelle Gellar
#16 The Invincible Swordsman's #1A, Amerie



The Far East Region (AKA The Yellow Bracket)

#1 Seed Misa Campo
#2 Miwa Oshiro
#3 Stephanie Ly
#4 Jeri Lee
#5 Abbie Ratay
#6 Leah Dizon
#7 The Invinicble Swordsman's #1C, KT So
#8 Justene Jaro
#9 Ando Sayaka
#10 Tila Tequila (FKA Tila Nguyen)
#11 Isoyama "Isoyummy" Sayaka
#12 Koda Kumi
#13 Aki Hoshino
#14 Yoko Kumada
#15 Risa Shimamoto
#16 Yukie Kawamura



The Dirty South Region (AKA The EX Bracket with "EX" meaning "EXPLOSIVE")


#1 Seed "Perfection" Esther Baxter
#2 Christine Mendoza
#3 Lucy Pinder
#4 "The Black Jessica Rabbit", Melyssa Ford
#5 Vida "Now THAT'S A Fat Ass" Guerra
#6 Gabrielle Union
#7 Natalie Martinez
#8 Keely Hazell
#9 Issa Bayaua
#10 Sophie Howard
#11 Absolutely Amber
#12 Chloe Vevrier
#13 Selena Spice
#14 Jaime Hammer
#15 Bianca Beauchamp
#16 Bria Myles



Yes, you counted correctly..... there are now 5 regions. The Committee and I felt we needed an extra bracket to make the tourney be sectioned better. This also allows more women to be added and 1 more women to be added into the FINAL GODDESS FOUR thus turning it into the FINAL GODDESS FIVE (or Grandmaster Ass and The Furious Four....... whichever you prefer). The tourney matchups shall go just like in previous years with #1 going against #16 and #2 vs 15, 3 vs 14 etc, etc........

Which means the 1st round matchups shall look like this.........

The Cheerleader Bracket

#1 The Defending Champion, Stacy "Ms. Legs+Ass Combo" Kiebler vs #16 #16 WWE's Diva Contest winner Layla El
#2 Leslie Bibb vs #15 Rachel Bilson
#3 Vanessa Minnilo vs #14 Vanessa Anne Hudgens
#4 Jaime Lynn Sigler vs #13 Amanda Bynes
#5 Meagan "Too Damn" Good vs #12 Julissa Bermudez from BET's The Center
#6 Lacey Chabert vs #11 Lauren London
#7 "The Invinicble Cheerleader", Hayden Panettiere vs #10 Brenda Song (AKA Wendy Wu)
#8 Next Door Nikki vs #9 Dania Ramirez


The 30+ REGION

#1 The Ex-Queen, Halle Berry vs #16 "The JAG Chic", Katherine Bell
#2 "The Human Personification of Sex", Monica Bellucci (AKA "Sex Personified") vs #15 Salma "The Hot Tomale" Hayek
#3 Roselyn "The Dirty" Sanchez vs #14 Kate Beckinsale
#4 Stacey Dash vs #13 Eva "The Hot Housewive" Longoria
#5 Heidi "Santa Baby" Klum vs #12 Charlize Theron
#6 Kelly Monaco vs #11 Ali Larter
#7 Torri Wilson vs #10 The Invincible Swordsman's #1B, Vanessa Marcil
#8 Katherie Heigl (AKA "That Hot Grey's Anatomy Chic") vs #9 "The Homewrecker", Angelina Jolie


THE POP BRACKET

#1 Seed "The New Queen", Beyonce Knowles vs #16 The Invincible Swordsman's #1A, Amerie
#2 Jessica "Supernova" Alba vs #15 "The Slayer", Sarah Michelle Gellar
#3 Scarlett Johansson vs #14 Kristin "Lana Lang" Kruek
#4 "The Time Stopper", Shakira vs #13 Mariah Carey
#5 Jennifer Love "Hugetits" Hewitt (AKA J.Love) vs #12 G4's Olivia Munn
#6 Adrian Lima vs #11 Elisha "Girl Next Door" Cuthbert (AKA Kim Bauer)
#7 The 2004 Goddess of SRK and "Korea's Finest", Hyori Lee (AKA Shake It) vs #10 Jessica Biel
#8 Letoya Luckett vs #9 Jessica "Chicken of the Sea" Simpson


THE YELLOW BRACKET

#1 Seed Misa Campo vs #16 Yukie Kawamura
#2 Miwa Oshiro vs #15 Risa Shimamoto
#3 Stephanie Ly vs #14 Yoko Kumada
#4 Jeri Lee vs #13 Aki Hoshino
#5 Abbie Ratay vs #12 Koda Kumi
#6 Leah Dizon vs #11 Isoyama "Isoyummy" Sayaka
#7 The Invinicble Swordsman's #1C, KT So vs #10 Tila Tequila (FKA Tila Nguyen)
#8 Justene Jaro vs #9 Ando Sayaka


The EX Bracket


#1 Seed "Perfection" Esther Baxter vs #16 Bria Myles
#2 Christine Mendoza vs #15 Bianca Beauchamp
#3 Lucy Pinder vs #14 Jaime Hammer
#4 "The Black Jessica Rabbit", Melyssa Ford vs #13 Selena Spice
#5 Vida "Now THAT'S A Fat Ass" Guerra vs #12 Chloe Vevrier
#6 Gabrielle Union vs #11 Absolutely Amber
#7 Natalie Martinez vs #10 Sophie Howard
#8 Keely Hazell vs #9 Issa Bayaua


The Tournament shall begin This Friday, December 22! Mark your calendars and get your dicking caps ready!!!!!


This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

You have NO IDEA how hard it was for us to sort out the seeds for The Yellow Bracket.


This has also been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

All my #1s have tough 1st round matchups. :( You'd think I'd have enough pull in the Committee to get them a favorable matchup.

[white shadow]

Damn That EX Bracket is FIYAH!!!:cool: Explosive indeed.:bgrin:

[Papa Trunks]

Mmm my baby Ms. Campo is #1 seed in her bracket.

[psychochronic]

The Cheerleader and Pop Bracket matchups look good.

:clap:

[Theycalledhim Alan]

I still can't believe the love of my life/mother of my children Monica Belluci didn't take this last year. Then again this being SRK I should be glad yellow fever didn't take the title (Although I would put it in Dizon).

[Hokuto Shingo]

Well It looks like Stacy is looking at a first round knockout.

[Dangerous J]

what the deuce Swordsman?
Ashwarya Rai didnt make it? No brown love--she could have have replaced 1/2 on the yellow bracket..

Otherwise, I am in agreement.

[ViciousSLASH]

Esther used to be perfection, then she realized she was a young black woman and decided to do the stereo typical thing and get the most ugly tattoo possible right above her ass.

What a stupid sistah.

[Theycalledhim Alan]

Why is Alessandra Ambrosio not in this competition. The woman is a Victoria's Secret goddess, I would lick her asshole until I taste bile.

[FallingEdge]

:tup: for Natalie Martinez

:tdown: for no Mickie James

[white shadow]

Esther used to be perfection, then she realized she was a young black woman and decided to do the stereo typical thing and get the most ugly tattoo possible right above her ass.

What a stupid sistah.

It's isn't like not having the tattoo would've made her win anyways. Thanks to the 2 year track record of losing to low tier chicks. Now she's just a 9.999999/10.

[Hoonyo]

LOL Yellow bracket = NFC of football, Eastern conference of basketball

[psychochronic]

Next time, add in an Athletic Bracket.

[Hokuto Shingo]

Next time, add in an Athletic Bracket.
Lisa Leslie?

[white shadow]

Next time, add in a No Titties Bracket.

No thanks.

[Nagata Lock II]

How did Mickie James not make the list? No Monica Bellucci either? Sounds like the Invincible Selection Committee needs an Invincible pair of glasses and an Invincible kick in the ass.

[Hoonyo]

How did Mickie James not make the list? No Monica Bellucci either? Sounds like the Invincible Selection Committee needs an Invincible pair of glasses and an Invincible kick in the ass.

The Midwest Region (AKA The 30 or older region)

#2 "The Human Personification of Sex", Monica Bellucci (AKA "Sex Personified")asdf

[Bacardi]

wheres eva mendez?

[marn]

Misa Campo is winning it all \o/

[TheWholeFnShow]

:tdown: for no Mickie James

Layla El makes it but Mickie doesn't. :tdown:

Oh well. This looks fun.

"Let's go Brenda!" *clap clap clapclapclap*

[The Invincible Swordsman]

Wow. Never thought there'd be such an outcry for Mickie James. We dumped her pretty quickly and without any reservations. We thought there'd be more of a stink made about Trish Stratus not making it. To a man, none of us were impressed by her on WWE. Maybe she looked better in those WWE Diva mags or swimsuit special mags?

The Committee and I just couldn't push Eva Mendez into any of the Brackets. She's not asian. She's not explosive (at least not like she used to be). She does have pop appeal but she did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING the entire year of 2006. We had to look up the last thing she did and she barely qualified because she was one of the stars of Hitch which took in big numbers on DVD late in 2005 AND she's gonna be in Ghost Rider in early 07 and we'd seen that trailer a lot. She's over 30 but as snybody can see, that region is stacked and everybody in that region has been putting in work. Eva's lack of exposure really hurt her. Halle Berry didn't do any major work but she was doing tons of Revlon shit...... Why didn't Eva do that much? We honestly started to think she was pregnant or on drugs.

Ashwarya Rai? We thought her body was nice. But her problem was her inconsistency. Sometimes she makes faces where her nose looks REALLY big and her forehead gets somehow bigger. For instance.......

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/2000/Events/2000/AishwaryaR_Pimen_1126123_400.jpg.html?path=pgaller y&path_key=Rai,%20Aishwarya

We like her here......

http://images.indian-magic.com/ash/ash277.jpg

But not here.......

http://www.poster.net/rai-aishwarya/rai-aishwarya-photo-aishwarya-rai-6206892.jpg

Too inconsistent.

Allesandra Ambrosio? I swear if her chin wasn't so big I would'a pushed for her harder. But we agreed that Santa Baby and Adriana Lima are the creme de la creme of models. AA ain't 30+, she's far from explosive, she ain't asian, she's not the cheerleader type, and she's not hot enough to be put over my #1A in the Pop Bracket.


This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

I would also like to apologize to all who wanted to see Rosario Dawson. I let the Committee overrun me into thinking she wasn't good enough. I failed you in that regard.

[Hoonyo]

Ashwarya Rai looks good in all those pictures imo. too many japanese bitches in the yellow bracket. kick one out for her! #16 seed

[Hokuto Shingo]

Layla El makes it but Mickie doesn't. :tdown:


Well....duh

Layla crawling out of a landfill > Micke James

[angryliberal]

as a female friend of mine once put it, "monica belluci is what eve would look like if adam and eve really existed."

[TheWholeFnShow]

Well....duh

Layla crawling out of a landfill > Micke James

Perhaps I should have worded it better. Nothing wrong with Layla being in this. She IS hot, but Mickie should be there as well (at least from wrestling fans' perspective :wgrin: ).

[YellowS4]

God, I hope Tila gets < 10 votes, even if she was matched up against a recycling bin.

Misa irl > list.

[DaDesiCanadian]

Scarlett and Belluci all the fuckin way.

[shatterstar]

wtf @ esther vs bria. thats so fukn unfair...butt that battle is pure destiny. also, wtf @ christine mendoza not bein in the yellow bracket. shes 100% Flip...

[mvsc2demon]

No Mickie J. :(

[thurst]

i missed the gathering?!

fuck man, i gotta check SRK more often

[TheSix]

GOGOGO Amanda B. It would be a TRAVESTY if she does not advance.

[Nagata Lock II]

asdf
:rofl: Looks like I need a pair of Invincible glasses. :rofl:

Mickie James > Layla

[white shadow]

as a female friend of mine once put it, "monica belluci is what eve would look like if adam and eve really existed."

Word. I mean being that beautiful should be a crime, I need her DNA to replicate that TNA.:sweat:

[TheMaidenMasha]

Ashwarya Rai? We thought her body was nice. But her problem was her inconsistency. Sometimes she makes faces where her nose looks REALLY big and her forehead gets somehow bigger. For instance.......

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/...i,%20Aishwarya

We like her here......

http://images.indian-magic.com/ash/ash277.jpg

But not here.......

http://www.poster.net/rai-aishwarya/...ai-6206892.jpg

Too inconsistent.



Swordsman you know I love you. But thats some bullshit right there. How are you gonna kick her out based on some Event photos where paparazzi dudes got cameras goin at 100 frames per second and shit because you saw some pics where they caught her cringing!


It just aint right.

[The Invincible Swordsman]

wtf @ christine mendoza not bein in the yellow bracket. shes 100% Flip...

Come on Shatterstar.... you of all people should know she should be in the EXPLOSIVE bracket. Yes, she's got some yellow..... but you know damn well those tits and ass belong in the EX Bracket.

Swordsman you know I love you. But thats some bullshit right there. How are you gonna kick her out based on some Event photos where paparazzi dudes got cameras goin at 100 frames per second and shit because you saw some pics where they caught her cringing!


It just aint right.

You know me better than that Masha. Those are merely examples. I could bring up many more pics and even full motion shit of her inconsistencies. Bottom line, she just doesn't sparkle enough to overcome her incinsistency. Everybody who made it doesn't glow 100% of the time. But their glow supercedes their negatives FAR MORE than Aishwarya's.


This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

That's just how we saw it. Maybe next year. There's a VERY good chance the entire Committee will change if I have to move.

[white shadow]

Here's to wishing my girl takes it this year: http://a38.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/20/l_6c0f610d7314a07d01a6e659fbcec445.jpg

:shake:

[Theycalledhim Alan]

Alessandra Ambrosio isn't hot enough? Looking at that list and saying this is just too comical.

Swordsman, you sir are dead to me. DEAD TO ME!

P.S. Let's go Monica :lovin:

[The Invincible Swordsman]

Is this Declare The Invincible Swordsman Dead Day or something? You're the 3rd person to do that today.


This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Apparently this isn't a good day for me to be alive.

[Warpticon]

I'm going to be around for my bizarre video onslaught this year!

[PBalla]

me not on committee.

recount.

[ssssnake69]

I.S., I agree with your assessment of Stacey Dash ... but it's been more than10 years ago since Clueless. I haven't seen a good photo of her since.

Unless you find a good current one, I can't see her living up to her high ranking.

[Warpticon]

I.S., I agree with your assessment of Stacey Dash ... but it's been more than10 years ago since Clueless. I haven't seen a good photo of her since.

Unless you find a good current one, I can't see her living up to her high ranking.

...are you serious?

[ssssnake69]

...are you serious?

As a f'n heart attack! How about YOU finding one?

Right now I look at the Stacey vs. Eva contest, as a walkover by the 'Mini Mija'!!!

[Hokuto Shingo]

Mickie James > Layla

You need to put your dick in a box and toss it off a cliff

[Warpticon]

As a f'n heart attack! How about YOU finding one?

Right now I look at the Stacey vs. Eva contest, as a walkover by the 'Mini Mija'!!!

...she was in the August Playboy.

[bfnh]

As a f'n heart attack! How about YOU finding one?

^ googles w/safesearch turned on.

[The Invincible Swordsman]

me not on committee.

recount.

At least you didn't have me dead.

agree with your assessment of Stacey Dash ... but it's been more than10 years ago since Clueless. I haven't seen a good photo of her since.

Unless you find a good current one, I can't see her living up to her high ranking

As Warpticon said, she was in Playboy quite recently. She also was in a BET made for tv movie called Getting Played with her, Vivica A. Fox, and Carmen Electra (who nobody nominated amazingly). Also in Marques Houston's latest video..... I think it's called Always Be My Girl or something like that. All this was in the last calendar year.


This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

And no, I ain't gonna post those Playboy pics. It's frowned upon here. But here's a couple from that set where you can't see her tits........

http://metacafe-718.vo.llnwd.net/e1/ItemFiles/%5BFrom%20www.metacafe.com%5D%20191780.1286863.1.j pg
http://metacafe-999.vo.llnwd.net/e1/ItemFiles/%5BFrom%20www.metacafe.com%5D%20191780.1286871.1.j pg
http://metacafe-636.vo.llnwd.net/e1/ItemFiles/%5BFrom%20www.metacafe.com%5D%20191780.1286875.1.j pg .......

I think I'll save the other ones for the tourney.

[PBalla]

i dont get it, /me scratches head.

[shatterstar]

I.S., I agree with your assessment of Stacey Dash ... but it's been more than10 years ago since Clueless. I haven't seen a good photo of her since.

Unless you find a good current one, I can't see her living up to her high ranking.
lol, noob...

[Grits'N'Gravy]

Isoyama for the win.

[Freakshow]

Moment of Silence for Brenda Song AKA Wendy Wu. She gonna get steamrolled F'n show

[TheWholeFnShow]

Moment of Silence for Brenda Song AKA Wendy Wu. She gonna get steamrolled F'n show

DAMN. :sad:

Kristin Kreuk is my 2nd pic. :wgrin:

[PBalla]

TIS I'm gonna make the bracket later today, make sur eyou include it in all your initial posts!

[PBalla]

4th Annual @ http://www.bracketmaker.com/tlist.cfm?tid=195801 , guys please tell me if you look at it so i know its worth the effort!

3rd Annual @ http://www.bracketmaker.com/tlist.cfm?tid=138134

[white shadow]

ESTHER BAXTER vs Keely Hazell

This won't be good.:sad:

[PBalla]

yeah there are some INSANE matches up...

#4 "The Black Jessica Rabbit", Melyssa Ford vs #13 Selena Spice


WOW!