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Yasashiyama
12-20-2006, 11:52 AM
http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a/grandmother-puts-infant-in-airport-x-ray/20061220124709990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

Grandmother Puts Infant in Airport X-Ray
AP
LOS ANGELES (Dec. 20) - A woman mistakenly put her 1-month-old grandson through an X-ray machine at Los Angeles International Airport, authorities said.

A startled security worker noticed the shape of a child on the carry-on baggage screening monitor and immediately pulled him out, the Los Angeles Times reported for a story in Wednesday's editions.

The infant was taken to a local hospital, where doctors determined he did not receive a dangerous dose of radiation.

"This was an innocent mistake by an obviously inexperienced traveler," said Paul Haney, deputy executive director of airports and security for the city's airport agency.

The incident happened early Saturday, airport officials said.

Haney said in 1988, an infant in a car seat went through an X-ray machine at the Los Angeles airport.
So far we've thrown them into drying machines, microwaved them, put them in ovens, used them as flails and now this.:looney:

Jida
12-20-2006, 11:56 AM
A woman mistakenly put her 1-month-old grandson

What is it with old people?

Taichi
12-20-2006, 11:56 AM
I got $10 on 'baby in a paintshaker' next!

DeathScythe
12-20-2006, 11:57 AM
And with that the first of the X-Babies was born.

Alzarath
12-20-2006, 11:58 AM
Accidentally? Pfft, her motives were transparent from the start. That guard clearly saw right through the lady's evil plot.

TheRock-BoS
12-20-2006, 12:03 PM
That baby's nickname is now Bones.

DragonSama
12-20-2006, 12:14 PM
I guess the baby's name was Ray.

DeathScythe
12-20-2006, 12:18 PM
I wonder if the baby had a radiant smile....?

Nick T.
12-20-2006, 12:24 PM
And with that the first of the X-Babies was born.

X-Fants

lol

white shadow
12-20-2006, 12:42 PM
Would your hug your babies with nuclear arms?

ThePurpleBunny
12-20-2006, 12:59 PM
It was an accident.

Let's not mutate this beyond what it really is.

Hokuto Shingo
12-20-2006, 01:02 PM
Not another horrible pun thread...

Oh well...maybe she forgot that the baby already had a sonogram.

kz0060
12-20-2006, 01:20 PM
And with that the first of the X-Babies was born.

X-rayvier, the founder of the X-babies.

Sacr3D
12-20-2006, 01:33 PM
It was an accident.

Let's not mutate this beyond what it really is.

A really really really really stupid accident.

Mario Lemieux!
12-20-2006, 02:54 PM
I'm not too worried since they will forever be relegated to baby armour status.

In fact, if they get stronger then that means we just get better protection.

Logos
12-20-2006, 03:30 PM
Can you imagine being that security guard? Just staring at the machine, random bags going through, and then out of nowhere a fucking baby shows up on the monitor? I honestly don't know what my first reaction to that would be.

Dem-Dem
12-20-2006, 03:35 PM
Damn white people are just natrually cruel to their wards now no thought is needed to fuck the child up.

next some chick is going to forget her child either in the freezer or the fridge next.