SRKGD 2006 Year End Awards Poll: Post of the Year

[Muff Daddy]

Post of the Year

note: each of these should really be considered in the context of the threads in which they were originally posted. they might not seem all that great when looked at outside of the context of the threads in which they originated, but i can honestly say that i (and i'm sure many others) laughed out loud for several minutes after reading each one.

The Nominees:

Post of the Year Award:
1. RoninChaos (http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=3358440&postcount=11539) - Roxie's face meets Ronin's Mega-Ton Punch.
2. givequicheachance (http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=3087629&postcount=4) - an av request that spawned a living meme; the origin of the Douche avs.
3. Carpet Lint (http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=3403887&postcount=388) - "You hateful deer hunting, Walmart shopping, easily sun burned motherfuckers."
4. Lone Hiryu Saga (http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=3383196&postcount=117) - Motoki's Final Fantasy boss battle, a summary.
5. TS (http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=3507533&postcount=280) - Fuck Captain Planet! (thx to omg anti-air dust for the re-post)
6. Sheng Long (http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=3392566&postcount=31) - photo evidence of Baby Armor.
7. angryliberal (http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=3091220&postcount=90) - a sordid sister sex story.
8. Adam Warlock (http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=3136412&postcount=248) - Adam Warlock, Defender of GD.
9. Tuff Daddy (http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=3463428&postcount=295) - Shakespearean retort which includes the phrases, "Giant Land Cock" and "Power Faggot".

[angryliberal]

as fucking awesome as all these are, i took the selfish route and voted for myself....however, i think this thread should get toty for linking these post of pure win...

ps - for those who enjoy the sister sex story, the more hardcore and disturbing revision of it is going to be posted in the sexual deviant of the year thread...

[arcticninja]

I voted for Carpet Lint, though Tuff Daddy was pretty fucking close. They're all good though :)

[angryliberal]

i'm putting my money on carpent lint to win, but any of the otehrs could easily pull second and third...esp captain planet, tuff and rc...

[Slide]

I picked #9.

Sometimes posts being too long sort of ruin it. The same can be said for posts too short, cause it doesnt have enough content.
Tuff Daddy's post was just right, to maintain. It was hillarious, and it wasn't too long or too short of a read.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

Baby Armor for the fucking imperial win.

[9999]

Baby armor. NOTHING was ever timed as good as that was. And like I said before, if you were actually following the thread, it made it that much better.

[jinsaotome800]

man these are all pretty good..its so hard to decide

[Robust]

I think its pretty clear that adam warlock is the only person that holds it down 99.99% of the time: his posts are fucking classic/gadlike. Others try so hard, and to him, it's a second nature. He is GD. Reading his posts are ALWAYS enjoyable.

[Master Chibi]

Yeah I'm going to have to go with Baby Armor.

It still fucking cracks me up.

:rofl:

[Hokuto Shingo]

I gotta go w/ Tuff on this one

[SFFanatic]

Had to go with Tuff Daddy. That thread was already filled with so much win, and then this guy with a huge fucking avatar comes in with one of the funniest shit I've seen on SRK. Shinshoryuken Super Combo FTMFW

How is your avatar so big anyway >_>

[Thongboy Bebop]

Ya, this one is just too close to call. I thought coming into it that Tuff had it on lock, as that post was truly the stuff of legend when I first saw it. Good god man, the hilarity.

But then again, Ronin's complete anal rampage all over Roxie completely broke GD in half. Shit was ridiculous. I never saw Carpet Lint or TS's posts until just now either, and I gotta say... man, that shit's awesome.

So yeah, um... fuck. I'll have to throw some serious ponderage on this one, it's a tight race.

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[fishjie]

I enjoyed Ronin Chaos and his Roxie destruction, and I'm a big fan of Angry Liberal's work, but I'll have to vote Carpet Lint because his post moved me to tears.

[The Mullah]

tuffs post is pretty funny even out of context.

[Dangerous J]

For me, it was a close call between Carpet Lint's asian rant and shakespearean stopcocketry..but ....

Tuffy wins this one....

[DeathScythe]

It's basically Tuff vs. Adam Warlock vs. Carpet Lint. I love Lint though because he does bring the realness every now and then. Adam just keeps it straight raw all the time. And Tuff? He's innovation at it's finest. But, Goddamn, this is too hard to decide. I can't vote on this. I just can't.

Thesaurias the Black Steed, dbycrash's anal rape, Asian pride. They're all too good. And granted Baby Armor™ is genius, but it only fits in that specific thread. It's not something you can whip out at any moment and just quote it.

DAMN YOU TUFF!!!! I'm gonna neg you for making me think so hard on this. WRYYYYYYY!!!!

But, I did re-read all of them. Carpet's still sticks out like a sore thumb.

OH MY GOD...Cathy, there's a ******...and...he's wearing a big jacket! Quickly! Lock the car doors and let's pray to Jesus" thing.


That alone clinches it.

[4Play]

I had to go with Carpet Lint, the Tuff Daddy and Lone Hiryu Saga ones were great though. Man, it was tough.

[TS]

Gotta go with quiche, just barely over Carpet Lint.


edit:
Captain Planet post is still around:
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=3077893&postcount=42

It's just that since the server change, all the urls changed from being "shoryuken.com/forums/~~~" and are now "forums.shoryuken.com/~~~"

[Taichi]

they're all good (and that's why they're competing for the thread of the year), but I voted for "Captain Planet" because that shit is just too fucking good......

[Azrael]

Gotta go with Carpet Lint. I mean, every nominated post is made of awesome and win, but Lint's literally had me in tears from the first line. Especially if you'd been following the thread and seen the earlier "STEP UP YO FLIGHT, SON" post.

:rofl: , man, it's been a good year on SRK. We do have all this shit saved, right?

[white shadow]

Damn this is hard, I'm deciding between "cause at this point if you were drowning I'd toss you a cinder block and piss on your forehead as you sank." and "Step yo flight up son!" and last but not least... "behold! 'tis a rare species of Giant Land Cock that has summarily burst forth, tearing my jeans asunder, unfurling itself upon Syn's forehead in a textual explosion of sweet rebellion! oh sweet rapture! oh sweet decadence!"

:rofl::clap:


All are beautiful works of art, but I guess when it comes down to it the simplicity of "Step Yo Flight Up Son!" wins this for me.

[kz0060]

Like everyone said, there's alot of good shit to make it hard to decide. Gonna have to go with baby armor though. That pic was insane.

[Hitaro0]

Lint gets my vote.

And I'm still doubtful about the Baby Armor. I mean, shouldn't it be pic of the year?
Then again, it would lose horribly to pr0n.

[Saotome Kaneda]

So much rape, so little time....I'll vote in the morning.

[Gasp]

fuck man that was a hard choice
"captain planet killed 2pac" is fucking gold but "step yo flight up son" takes the cake

[MrQuotes]

it was between tuff and carpet lint...

but i had to go with lint. that post has potential of changing the world

[AkumaTX]

had to go with ronin just cause Roxie was really annoying, if not would've gone with AW

[JackTenrac!]

RwArlock

[quiche]

Suprised I got any votes.

I gave my vote to Tuff Daddy.

...seriously.

[Jida]

Oh sweet rapture; oh sweet decadence.

[Nemesis00]

as fucking awesome as all these are, i took the selfish route and voted for myself....however, i think this thread should get toty for linking these post of pure win...

ps - for those who enjoy the sister sex story, the more hardcore and disturbing revision of it is going to be posted in the sexual deviant of the year thread...
Did you give that ref a pearl necklace?

[Hunter D]

Jesus christ those cats each opened up a can of rape on their victims.

[angryliberal]

Did you give that ref a pearl necklace?

huh?

[Boleslaw]

huh?

I think he wants to know whether or not you fired the motherload onto the referee in your avatar. Either that or he wants to know what you get people for Christmas, so that he too can give someone the joy of an angryliberal holiday.

[Return of Shiki]

If Carpet Lint does not win, these awards will be a travesty.

[angryliberal]

I think he wants to know whether or not you fired the motherload onto the referee in your avatar. Either that or he wants to know what you get people for Christmas, so that he too can give someone the joy of an angryliberal holiday.

ohhhhhhh....i totally forgot about my avatar when i posted that...actually, to break everyone's heart, the ref is just our friend, the schoolgirl is my fiance...but the ref and the schoolgirl do make out on ocassion...

[DeathScythe]

ohhhhhhh....i totally forgot about my avatar when i posted that...actually, to break everyone's heart, the ref is just our friend, the schoolgirl is my fiance...but the ref and the schoolgirl do make out on ocassion...



I think you live the greatest life ever. I hate you.:sad:

[Mycah Leonhart]

RC vs. Roxie

[Carpet Lint]

A sincere thanks to those that recognize the insanity of the modern day Asian female and the inability of the modern day Asian male to step our games up to impossible heights.

Just to be in the company of such massive single post ownage is beyond humbling.

I actually physically cringed when I first read Ronin's post. Shit made me uncomfortable. It was like all of SRK GD was sitting at the same dinner table, and daddy had just beat the complete SHIT out of mommy. And we're all just sitting around quietly, looking at our plates, poking our hamburger helper crap around weakly, trying to avoid eye contact with Ronin...God, it was fucking vicious. It was too powerful. This is why The White Man rules us so.

quiche was just pure simplicity at it's best, Captain America style - "HIT 'EM HARD AND HIT 'EM FAST!!!"

LHS's Final Fantasy post straight up fucking KILLED ME.

Sheng-Long, I love you like a gay homosexual incestual brother, but the vote is split between WOLFKILLA's original post that spawned baby armour (which doesn't get any recognition at all) and Sheng-Long's photographic evidence and our Infant-Tile Technology partnership. Props to Wolfkiller.

But Adam and Tuffy are just par for the course, and I see POTY quality stuff from them every other post. I both fear and respect their blackness.

But for me...it's TS' Captain Planet post for the win. So much HATE, so much PASSION. That's what makes a post. So my vote goes to TS for Post Of The Year.








...aw, who the fuck am I kidding? I voted for myself.

FUCK ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

CAR-PET-LINT!!!
CAR-PET-LINT!!!
CAR-PET-LINT!!!

VIVA CHINA FOREVER

[Deus]

easily adam warlock, that particular post isn't even apeshit insane compared to some other shit i've seen him post and it's still GDLK

i vote adam warlock to be the first poster in the srk hall of fame

carry on, bitches