Please don't sit next to me. Please don't sit next to me...

[axeman61]

This is dedicated to anyone who made you think that when they got on the bus/train.
Post the crazy/nasty/whatever person and whether or not they sat next to you. Though the title would imply unwanted people you can sense/smell from a distance, "sleepers" are okay to post too. A sleeper is obviously someone you can't sense is musty/crazy until they're near you.
I've seen a dude who always has his tongue out like a dog and a lady who's head JUST WON'T stop shaking. Thankfully, none of them got to me.

[Nick T.]

Pretty random story, but funny in a weird way.

Got on the bus, rode for a bit, crazy old guy gets on, starts singing old McDonald.

Gets off 2 stops later. AT THE SAME STOP, ANOTHER crazy old guy gets on, starts saying hi to everyone and he wouldn't STOP.

Its like the 2 old guys were making shift changes.

[Alzarath]

I got on the train once, and this old guy kept lookin at me and smiling/rubbing his stomach. It was creepy.

[Yasashiyama]

I posted this up in the PoM thread but whatever. Sounds like an appropriate thread.

When I was headed for my old job a couple of months ago some really old lady got in the bus. Bitch had the nastiest looking vericose(sp?) vein legs ever. Worse was the fact that she was wearing her shorts near her hanging boobs.:wasted:

Anyways, as we're going through the route the lady starts to pull on the chord to signify her stop. Problem was that it wouldn't make a sound or light up so the driver didn't notice.

So as we're passing her stop she starts getting angry. "Hey! You missed my stop!" The bus driver though is talking back to her as though she was crazy. So as we keep going the old lady starts going NUTS. She's all like "WHAT THE FUCK?! I TOLD YOU TO STOP! STOP THE FUCKING BUS!!":mad:

So we finally stop at the next bench (which is where I got off) and the old lady keeps yelling."YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'M GOING TO REPORT YOU!" The bus driver just looks back at me wondering what it was all about but I'm laughing my ass off too much to tell.

Then, when I get off, I see the old lady walking down IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET to her stop. So when she looks back at the bus with a pissed off look on her face some dude in an Audi nearly clips her and she starts yelling again and going frantic.

I got another story but I'll post up tomorrow. Gotta love Miami Dade transit.:rofl:

[scrubydan]

i got up onto the skytrain, this dude who is muscular and all pissed gets on right after me and start swearing at everyone like "FUCK YOU U WANT A PIECE OF ME???" to everyone, and walks towards me! (i was standing at the side in the middle of the train), as he's walking and swearing to everyone, i try not to look into his eyes and stand aside or else he would start shit. as he was approaching he yells at me and tell me to fuck off. i was in a fairly good mood that day so i just stand at the other side and let him pass. if i was in a bad mood i would probably beat the shit out of him. i just think if someone on the train was in a bad mood too they would definitely fight, cuz he was an ass!

[DropKick Murphy]

I was on the train a couple of weeks ago and this homeless/crazy guy sits next to me. Oh man he smelled like shit. And he was mumbling something, I dont know. So anyways when the guy gets up he leaves a small but smelly brown spot on the seat. I thought I was gonna hurl

[TheSix]

i got up onto the skytrain, this dude who is muscular and all pissed gets on right after me and start swearing at everyone like "FUCK YOU U WANT A PIECE OF ME???" to everyone, and walks towards me! (i was standing at the side in the middle of the train), as he's walking and swearing to everyone, i try not to look into his eyes and stand aside or else he would start shit. as he was approaching he yells at me and tell me to fuck off. i was in a fairly good mood that day so i just stand at the other side and let him pass. if i was in a bad mood i would probably beat the shit out of him. i just think if someone on the train was in a bad mood too they would definitely fight, cuz he was an ass!

"WHO ELSE WANTS SOME OF DEEBO!?"

[Dasrik]

Back when I used to ride the bus to college and other places, there was this 25-year-old gimp with a messed up face who would announce every single stop the bus made. My brother and I called him "Pudding face", the bus drivers called him "El Feo", and he was enough of a reason for me to avoid the usually coveted front spot.

[Grits'N'Gravy]

Take a ride on any Muni... between the crazy old homeless hippies on Haight and the crackheads smelling like shit near the TL it's lots of fun.

One time this crackhead laughing to himself hella loud... I turn around and he's gorging on a big box of popeyes with a huge smile on his face...

Love that Chicken!

[Nima]

i don't give a fuck who sits beside me---as long as they dont stink, and that they are not over 250 pounds kthx

[DJ Ether]

i got up onto the skytrain, this dude who is muscular and all pissed gets on right after me and start swearing at everyone like "FUCK YOU U WANT A PIECE OF ME???" to everyone, and walks towards me! (i was standing at the side in the middle of the train), as he's walking and swearing to everyone, i try not to look into his eyes and stand aside or else he would start shit. as he was approaching he yells at me and tell me to fuck off. i was in a fairly good mood that day so i just stand at the other side and let him pass. if i was in a bad mood i would probably beat the shit out of him. i just think if someone on the train was in a bad mood too they would definitely fight, cuz he was an ass!

oh tough guy :rolleyes: beat his ass u would

[poppinrice]

I was in a subway MRT train in Taipei over the summer.. i sat on this seat while this tall skinny otaku was standing next to me. He had this white shirt and khaki shorts on, but check this he looked like a typical schoolboy k?

He was muttering shit to himself. Checked his bag of sanrio goodies.... he then reached in his bag (he was wearing it on his shoulders btw) for a book, that looked like a diary... had stickers of anime chicks all over it...

Someone called him up... and im staring at this kid like dizzamn this guy needs some chicks!

He picks up.. and i swear his voice wasnt manly AT ALL.

he was a chick in a mans body.

I was freakin out yo.. so much that i was adjusting the volume control on my ipod

shitz was crazy

[TheSix]

Take a ride on any Muni... between the crazy old homeless hippies on Haight and the crackheads smelling like shit near the TL it's lots of fun.

One time this crackhead laughing to himself hella loud... I turn around and he's gorging on a big box of popeyes with a huge smile on his face...

Love that Chicken!

I think I have seen him. In all seriousness.

[Will Gotti]

oh tough guy :rolleyes: beat his ass u would

Man stfu you sarcastic troll.

[Emil]

I remember being on the bus when this guy and some girl got on, and the guy was talking to her saying stuff like "trust me, I didn't kill him", and "screw that, I'm not going to any of that therapy" and "damn I'm lucky I got out of that". Everyone was looking backwards at him and he was asking them what they were looking at and to turn the fuck around. He also talked some shit to me after he tripped over my foot as he was walking by...

I also hate those "wannabe gangsters" that put their MP3 player on almost boom-box volume level so that everyone including the driver can hear it from the back of the bus.

There was also some guy who was literally shitting in his pants, he was given something to sit on...supposedly he has some sort of illness, he also smelled like he hadn't taken a bath for months.

[benares]

I sat next to someone who wouldn't stop shaking on a flight from Pittsburgh to South Bend.

It was Mohamed Ali.

So get that tampon out your mouth.

Judgemental fuckers.

[Seta]

Yeah, the San Francisco Muni has a lot of crazies. Aside from the homeless and crackheads, you see angry old people and randomly aggressive people alot too. At least 25% of the time you're on the bus you'll probably end up seeing some odd shit happen.

[orochizoolander]

August of 05 me n 3 friends took the train to penn station to meet up with some other friends in timesquare and 2 stops after we got on the train this huge fat black woman sat right next to me and i felt her ripples rub against me:confused: and although i was disguisted it was sooooooooooo fucking hard for us to keep ourselves from bustin out laughing:rofl: n she obviously saw us chuckle n smile under our breath and we knew she knew so it was the most uncomfortable awkward situation in recent memory.

[Septimus Prime]

This one time, I was having breakfast at Denny's and there was a lady in the next booth who just could not stop giggling—very loudly, too. It was EXTREMELY annoying, and I couldn't even finish my meal listening to it.

[quiche]

At least it's just a busride. Waat's worse is those "please don't sit next to me" moments on the first day of class. 'Cause you're gonna be stuck with that person for a whole fuckin' semester. :annoy:

...seriously.

[arcticninja]

I sat next to someone who wouldn't stop shaking on a flight from Pittsburgh to South Bend.

It was Mohamed Ali.

So get that tampon out your mouth.

Judgemental fuckers.


pwned.

I'm so glad I don't have to deal with public transportation. Having your own car FTMFW.

[Son of a Glitch]

Once I was on the subway going downtown and this guy gets on and sits down. I don't know if he was homeless or if he just came from a street fight because he looked like shit (tattered clothes, serious "bed head" etc.), either way, he was obviously crazy.

So he sits down a few seats down from where I was. I looked at him and he was smiling. As soon as the train started moving to the next station he would start screaming "OW....OW...OW...OOOWWW" but the moment the train pulled in and stopped he would start smiling again.:wtf:

It scared the shit out of me. Subways or anything "underground" is a gold mine for sociopaths.:bluu:

[DropOff]

I've had many encounters with undesirables on the 160 to vancouver and back...

But one time something quite the opposite happened, a HUEG black man who was one of the darkest skinned dudes I had ever seen got on the bus.

I was thinking "Oh man I really hope this guy sits next to me. This is gonna be great"

And he did.

I didn't even mind that our thighs were touching, this guy could bust through brick walls if he wanted so I was just glad to be his friend.

About 15 minutes into the bus-ride a cell phone rang... it was his, AND I SHIT YOU NOT he answered it and started speaking in CLICKS.

Best day of my life.

[specs]

I think that bus courtesy needs to make a comeback. I never use the bus anymore but when I did, as a fat white guy, I never sat next to someone and make them uncomfortable.

Similarly, I hated whenever some nutjob sat beside me (cuz none of the fucking hot chicks would ever do it; bitches). So whenever I thought a crowd was coming, I stood up. It's just easier that way.

[Dem-Dem]

when ever i'm on the 82 in oakland I pray that no teenagers sit next to me.

(1) If it's a boy or girl text messageing someone they always ask me to spell a word like "rather" or "impossible" I feel like throwing they're asses a pocket dictionary.(not sure if they know how to use it.)
(2)Teenage getto girls are always hella loud and want to talk to me. Like yesterday. Me minding my own business.
Getto girl: Hey you boy in the black coat.
Me: Yes
Getto girl: Where you headed.
Me: over to kick it with a friend.
Getto girl: is it a boy are a girl
me:Boy
Getto girl: You should smoke me and my friends out.
Me: And let me guess I get to hang out with such refined young ladies such as yourselves. Sorry I have to pass because yall are to gud-toe for me.
Surrounded by ignorance why me.

[TheSix]

when ever i'm on the 82 in oakland I pray that no teenagers sit next to me.

(1) If it's a boy or girl text messageing someone they always ask me to spell a word like "rather" or "impossible" I feel like throwing they're asses a pocket dictionary.(not sure if they know how to use it.)
(2)Teenage getto girls are always hella loud and want to talk to me. Like yesterday. Me minding my own business.
Getto girl: Hey you boy in the black coat.
Me: Yes
Getto girl: Where you headed.
Me: over to kick it with a friend.
Getto girl: is it a boy are a girl
me:Boy
Getto girl: You should smoke me and my friends out.
Me: And let me guess I get to hang out with such refined young ladies such as yourselves. Sorry I have to pass because yall are to gud-toe for me.
Surrounded by ignorance why me.

I wished people would have asked me how to spell a word(a easy way to contribute to society). Instead they put shit like "meat me @ da canvenshion parken lot". What's even worse was having to listen to the shit all day. High school was ass. At least there is some level of intelligence in college.


Back when I use to go to school in Oakland, I had to take the 14 from downtown to the west, and this exact scenario would play out just about everyday. I tried to ignore them with headphones, but they would tap me or do something else equally annoying which lead to "conversations" like:

Me-(after being annoyed) What's going on?
Them - Where you be cuz?
Me - Umm....on the bus?
Them - Naw nigga I mean were you going?
Me - (school name). Why?
Them - AWWWWW do you know (insert list of ghetto names like Shaqilla)?
Me - :confused:

So apparently im suppose to know everybody. Eventually, I just walked because I couldn't deal with all the "NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA" and the fights which took place daily. Ahhhhh good ole AC Transit.

[Dem-Dem]

damn man oakland is full of such ignorance. thank goodness for Srk my intelligence is starting to come back to the fore-front of my mind. Surly people have noticed that i've begun to make sense. I'm even like WTF.

[white shadow]

Sorry but I think Broward City Transit is going to own all of you:

Wow talk about irony, just a few months ago there was this lady who came on the bus and wouldn't stop repeating, "Please don't sit next to me" over and over, and if anyone was standing next to where she was sitting she would start whispering, "Please don't talk to me, please don't talk to me..." over and over. Worst of all she was on the bus for almost 45 minutes and at no time did she pause and if anyone got within 2 feet of her she's start chanting even louder like a mantra and close her eyes. It was like I was living in some Bill Murray movie or something.

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Then there was this other time where this drunk fat guy reeking of alcohol wearing a horizontal striped shirt (as if it would make him look thinner with his belly popping out) was so tipsy he was falling on random people. Fortunately they were all women (don't know if it was on purpose or not) and they were too scared to even say anything.

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Oh and there was also this guy who would sit in the reserved elderly seats and when an old person came on he wouldn't move and get pissed when people were telling him to. Even worse he then prevented this guy in wheelchair from getting to sit because his "Feet were tired too." so the bus driver eventually got pissed and was threatening to take his fat ass off the seat himself so he got up left cursing.

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But the worst bus experience I ever had was sadly dealing with a stereotypical ghetto black chick. *sigh* Even worse after I had a bad day (involving a sold Marvel arcade machine the day I went to the arcade and a chicken bone in my Checker's chicken sandwich) I board a bus headed for the mall. Halfway there this girl came on with a bus pass (or Buzz pass as it is affectionally called with a Bee logo) and scans it and quickly walks away.

What happens next will piss me off for the rest of my life. The bus driver recognizes that the pass didn't beep to show proof and calls the girl up. She rolls her eyes and drags her feet up to the front. "Wat de prwablim?" she says.

"Your pass doesn't work, it is past due." he says. "Past due, nigga dat shit is on clock look!" and she hands the pass over to bus driver who looks at it. "Sorry miss but this expires today." and he hands it back. Shes then says "Dat bullshit right dere it expires tomorrow, today is the last day it can wurk!"

*The next 5 minutes the bus tries to explain to her retarded ass that it does work that way*

"Dis some bullshite right here!!! Fucken ignant ass bus driver!!! It dun work like dat!"

Some random guy then excuses himself and offers to pay for her, but NOOO!!! Missy don't roll like "dat" she brings around her arm and blocks the man from paying her fee in the machine and says "Nuh Uh, I ain't feneh do dat, dis bus driver need a attitude adjustment!" :annoy:

*double digit minutes later*

"Alright ma'am I've had enough of this foolishness, either pay your fare or get off!!!" the reasonable bus driver finally cracks. Miss ghetto uber-bitch then folds her arms and starts tapping her feet as if the bus driver owes her child support. "I ain't goin NOWHERE y'hear!" The bus driver then says "FINE! Enough of your foolishness I'm going to call the police!" and does.

Unfortunately, this is evening rush and the traffic is crowded with people going home... *2 hours later*

The smart people who were waiting on the bus try to catch the next cycle but the bus system is so backed that even 45 minutes later when the other one should come it never does- THEN when it does come it skips our stop because the other driver sees our bus there!!!:mad:

Now at first I was biding my time to wait for the cops to come but after my GBA ran out of batteries and I beat Megaman Xtreme 2 for the 3rd time in a row strange homocidal feeling started running through my head about what I wanted to do this bitch. People (who were scared to talk to the ghetto chick probably out of fear of her using shanking utensil aka her 3'' pink nails) were pleading to the bus driver to move, the bus driver then mumbled some crap about protocol and then sat back in his seat reading the newspaper.

Finally around 2 1/2 hours later the police arrives and both start arguing. Strangely like *magic* she starts speaking perfect english (:wtf:) stating her case (fucking huge lies) with eloquence and tranquility. The bus driver makes his case and then the cop tries to ask one of the passengers what happened, it didn't take long for the cop to tell who was the liar and tells her to get off otherwise she would be arrested. She then kisses her teeth and reverts back and tells everyone, "Fuck All Y'all!!!"

The bus driver then thanks the cop and then finally gets up and starts the bus. After the cop leaves the girl then runs up to the side of the bus and spits on the door near the driver and slaps her ass and then runs the bus down giving him the finger.

After 3 hours of this insanity I finally arrive to the mall...:annoy: Never in my life have I seen retardation of this magnitude, and hopefully I never will. :bluu:

[¤Scrimples¤]

Snipples

Shit like this is why I vowed to never take a bus...EVER.:annoy:

[Son of a Glitch]

White Shadow:

How the fuck did you stay on the bus and take that shit for 3 hours? That's fucking rediculous. That post angered me on sooo many levels.

I've experienced that kind of thing before but never for 3 hours, that's too much. I would've just snapped her neck and tossed her off the bus after about 10 minutes.

Thank God for cars.:tup:

[Dem-Dem]

WHITE shadow that's like damn near everyday in oakland eachone of your scenerio's. the difference with the last one is that one of us on the bus if not all whould have pushed her ass off or she would have sensed us getting pissed to the point of whipping her ass. she would have gotten her ass taken to jail waiting on the cops like that out here.

damn florida is hella relaxed. As soon as the cops got there it would not have been time for an explaination.The cops would've had that hoe in cuffs and us on our way in ten minuets.

[DeathScythe]

I've had an Official NYC Bum™ me hug IN PUBLIC!!!! That fucker stunk of pure stank. And mind you, his entire act is him holding his right arm close to his chest and playing it off like he's retarded. It was the funniest part of the train ride, though.

Bum: You. My boy! You got so big!

Me: WTF? *same look applies to my boys that were with me*

Bum: Come on man, show me love.

*approaches and hugs*

Me: WTF?

*I hug back with my left arm and kinda pat him on his back*

Bum: *smiles and then kicks into full retard mode* DUUUUHHH...I'm homeless....*heaves*....UUUHHH..ugh!@!

I took TWO showers that day.

[Mokura]

Crud, I've had a lotta weird incounters w/ dudes cuz I ride the bus, and it's almost always with creepy old men. One of the weirdest though was when I got on the bus and this older dude sittin' across from me blows me this big kiss, then waves at me like you'd wave at a girl (just w/ the tips of your fingers going up and down). I start playin' my GBC, then a little later he's like, "What you playin' there, girl?" really loud and the bus driver had to intervene.
Another time, this guy had his shirt all open and after kinda watching me a little after I'd gone to the back, he walks back there, greets me and asks, "Are you a man or a woman?" I told him and he goes, "Well, ya coulda fooled me!", laughs, and goes back to his seat. But 'bout people I don't like sitting next to, it would be people with crying babies or really young children. It just seems they always end up by me and can get away w/ all kindsa mess cuz they don't know any better.

[Dem-Dem]

Crud, I've had a lotta weird incounters w/ dudes cuz I ride the bus, and it's almost always with creepy old men. One of the weirdest though was when I got on the bus and this older dude sittin' across from me blows me this big kiss, then waves at me like you'd wave at a girl (just w/ the tips of your fingers going up and down). I start playin' my GBC, then a little later he's like, "What you playin' there, girl?" really loud and the bus driver had to intervene.
Another time, this guy had his shirt all open and after kinda watching me a little after I'd gone to the back, he walks back there, greets me and asks, "Are you a man or a woman?" I told him and he goes, "Well, ya coulda fooled me!", laughs, and goes back to his seat. But 'bout people I don't like sitting next to, it would be people with crying babies or really young children. It just seems they always end up by me and can get away w/ all kindsa mess cuz they don't know any better.

ever thought of about an eye brow pencil to your chin or drinking some everclear straight to put some hair on you. Send a pic !!!!!

[Rhio2k]

Do you people not understand that if you don't want someone to sit beside you, you simply sit in the seat next to the aisle instead of cowering in the window seat? Or, if you sit in the window seat, put your stuff (bag, what have you) into the seat next to the aisle. In cases like the subway, I can't help you. Not a problem in Florida.

[Mizuki]

Oh shit, okay I was going to Japan Town SF with my best friend (There was a small anime con, wanted to try and find Melty Blood there), so we were on bart, and this dude (I think...) sit like across from me and starts looking at ME. Now mind you, I myself will admit I look kind of cute to girls (I get compliments alot) and he just keeps on looking at me. Now my best friend already has a boyfriend, but then I signed to her (I know some ASL, and she does too) that he's LOOKING at me, and so I go a little closer to her acting like we're a couple, but he still looking at me, it was like 5 stops until he got off and he was still looking at me when we were getting off.

[Biolink]

Bum with pants sagging so low that his crusty ass crack is clearly visible.Sat right next to me on the train.But what made it so bad was that he kept poking it out.

Being asked by somebody to buy drugs from them(Even though this is a daily thing since I go to one of the worst behavioral school's in Chicago)

[Dem-Dem]

Oh shit, okay I was going to Japan Town SF with my best friend (There was a small anime con, wanted to try and find Melty Blood there), so we were on bart, and this dude (I think...) sit like across from me and starts looking at ME. Now mind you, I myself will admit I look kind of cute to girls (I get compliments alot) and he just keeps on looking at me. Now my best friend already has a boyfriend, but then I signed to her (I know some ASL, and she does too) that he's LOOKING at me, and so I go a little closer to her acting like we're a couple, but he still looking at me, it was like 5 stops until he got off and he was still looking at me when we were getting off.

I think that was me I appologize.

[TheSix]

Do you people not understand that if you don't want someone to sit beside you, you simply sit in the seat next to the aisle instead of cowering in the window seat? Or, if you sit in the window seat, put your stuff (bag, what have you) into the seat next to the aisle. In cases like the subway, I can't help you. Not a problem in Florida.

Mothafuckers out here got not problem telling you to move you shit or let them get in. Not even a option.

[Biolink]

WhiteShadow you have some awesome patience.I know you were being courteous,but you and the rest of the passenger's should have told her off.

[The Damned]

Ah...finally a thread that I can relate to, especially since I'll have to take the bus almost everytime I go out and live in Oakland. Despite getting on AC for free, even if it wasn't getting worse, I would much rather I get paid for riding, at least the many, many times that I have to deal with ghetto people in the back of the bus.

Even with my "borderline" racist hatred of ghetto (black) people aside, I've never been all the comfortable about riding the bus because no one fucking respects anyone's else boundaries.

I mean, I'm a fucking ass most of the time in real life too, but I'm usually very polite or at least silent on the bus so that I don't have to deal anyone else's bullshit.

But, of course, even if I'm a near empty bus, it never fucking fails.

Someone always, always, happens. Someone sit directly behind me or in front of me, even if there are seats everywhere else. It's like the fucking prime directive or something.

I mean, I know it's selfish as hell, but it's not like I give a damn about that and, really, it's not like there any reason you should want to sit next to, much less, near someone unless it's to strike up a conversation, which is completely assinine. (Despite that thought though, I generally respond because I'm too nice/cowardly about just telling to the fuck off since I can usually make the conversation curt enough.)

As for getting sat next to, it generally doesn't happen if I can help and unless the bus is getting full since I put my bag down to stop people from asking. I usually move it if someone asks, even if there is at least one other empty seat next to someone left--there always is--and despite my bag being super heavy and my knees being rather bad, I move it wordlessly before they smother me with their probable fatness.

I mean, god damn, are you trying to absorb me or something? Move the fuck over and stay exactly on your side of the seat. I don't need to feel you breathe or anything else, especially when I can smell smoke on you and probably can't move anywhere else.

I've really got to tell people to fuck off like I did for the first time ever this year because some jackass complained the seat was wet. If it was anything but water, I could have understood, but it was minute, so it was surprisingly easy and liberating to tell him to go fuck off. (Probably because he wasn't a black guy, though they generally sit towards the back.)

However, despite all my petty little complaints about being sat near on the bus, its not really that that has been that makes bus experience usually annoying and gradually "soul-destroying" as it as.

It's everything else.

Don't get me wrong, I've had a few horrible incident, like nearly getting stabbed by some stupid fucking latino thugs that decided to attack each on the morning MUNI to school when I was a kid--I don't think my mother, who was with me at the time, ever let me sit in front again. I've had to deal with cockroaches on the long and ghetto 15 and 9 rides of my younger youth on MUNI. I've had to deal with the utter ghettoness of Oakland's scummy youth on pretty much every AC bus that isn't going across the bay to SF. Getting things stolen from me on BART (because of my own idiocy). And a bunch of other shit that I can barely remember at the moment.

But, really, nothing makes as insane as all the unnecessary fucking noise. It's almost never quiet on the bus, and, my own probable insanity aside, I know it's probably insane to expect it to be that way.

It would nice, though, especially after a long day at school or work, to just be able to start to be able to start to cool down before doing homework or heading to job insteading of listening to Mercedes and Felonius Esclade talk about some "scandalous" shit in a ghetto manner totally unbefitting of Recess's best word or having Delatroy pushed on my by someone with another doubtless alien sounding name who can't stop fucking playing or making lewd comments.

God, it's almost like they want me, nay, they beg me to kill them all just to get some damn quiet even when I destroying my hearing little by little with some blaring headphones.

Arrggghhhhhh.... I want to scream so much, but I know what just be noisy and troublesome as well.

If only I could walk everywhere I needed to go since I know, I know, if I get my hands on a car and a driving license, it's probably 90% likely that I kill someone in the first year. (Not that I want to drive since, for many reasons, I think that I would probably worse than elderly female FOB with her little murder of non-English speaking motherfuckers. A car + me = Carmaggedon.)

P.S. And don't even get me started about some of the crap I've had to put with just waiting at bus stops because I can keep this complaining up for a long, long, long time. :bluu:

[Dem-Dem]

Mothafuckers out here got not problem telling you to move you shit or let them get in. Not even a option.

sometimes we'll move your shit for you.

i remember I got on a crowded buss once and this girl had her feet in the last seat. I moved her shit without asking and set down. The bitch and her friends wondered if I knew them. it was hella funny to me because I didn't say anything to her and dared her to say something to me.

"THE DAMNED" your not alone some people just don't believe me when I say that oakland in completely fucked up. There isn't a place in oakland were ignorance dosen't run rampant.

[Nick T.]

But the worst bus experience I ever had was sadly dealing with a stereotypical ghetto black chick. *sigh* Even worse after I had a bad day (involving a sold Marvel arcade machine the day I went to the arcade and a chicken bone in my Checker's chicken sandwich) I board a bus headed for the mall. Halfway there this girl came on with a bus pass (or Buzz pass as it is affectionally called with a Bee logo) and scans it and quickly walks away.
.........
and so on


This same exact thing happened to me like 5-6 years ago.

Random black chick wouldn't get off the bus. The cops had to come and take her out.

I wouldn't have even remembered, but your story sparked it.

J1nlong:

ASL is so fun to do.

[Hitaro0]

Luckily, I never have anybody that sits next to me/pays attention to me (yay cappy high school popularity system!), but when waiting for Gym class to start, a "special"(fucking retarded) kid sits next to me.

[tediously long off-topic explaination]It's normal for me to get ticked around retards (especially in gym class) 'cause I argued for a while during double's badminton. I kept saying that I thought retards shouldn't be in gym class (or at least in the same gym class as non-retards) like physically handicapped people beacause their mental retardedness makes their reactions MUCH slower so they're basically standing there, and you're forced to just let him miss 'cause if you try to get the hit, the teachers would bitch about how you have to let him play.

And since it's double's badminton and we play 3-4 classes at the same time, you're FORCED to play with a partner. In the end of the parter choosing (done by the students) there are 3 people left; Me, a semi-retard that has a retard for best friend, or the retard I'm talking about. I keep asking if I can be alone, but the teacher FORCES me with the semi-retard and the other retard gets random volunteer partners from the ones on the bench. I say to myself "Fuck it, I'm just gonna check how he is." We play one match and lose 1-xx. I decide to ask again if I can be alone instead of the other retard being alone, but apparently "it's too late", "deal with it", "it's just a game", "you complain too much".

I bitch for a while, explaining why I don't want to play with retards and why it would be MUCH easier/better to make the switch, but the teacher just keeps repeating the same bloody things over and over again after I just explained to him/her (depending who I'm talking to; we have a teacher per class). I end up just not playing at all for a week, stubbornly refusing to play until my demands are met or someone actually comes up with ANY argument. The next week my teacher decides to let us change teams, so I mutherfucking RUSH to a guy and know and ask him "PLEASE BE MY PARTNER!!" and he accepts.

Sadly, I still complain like HELL since I took the "semi-pro" division (at the beggining, you can choose between "pro" and "semi-pro"...) and the kids (especially the girls) are dumb as FUCK and I give a fuck about the rules that the teacher explain THE SAME DAY.[/tedious long off-topic explanation]

Anyway, the retard sits next to me on the bench and I hear him whispering crap to himself (the only people in the whole gym are me and him) stuff like "I'm gonna kill them, I'm gonna kill them, 6666666" and I fucking FREAK OUT. I would've told a teacher if I wasn't so damn freaked out or if I thought the teacher would do anything, so I just shut up.

[TheSix]

If only I could walk everywhere I needed to go since I know, I know, if I get my hands on a car and a driving license, it's probably 90% likely that I kill someone in the first year.

Driving is equally frustrating. Just WAIT until you encounter these "hard asses" that jaywalk and KNOW they don't have the time to get across, but will walk slow as fuck just to test you and then mug you while you slow down. On many occasions I have contemplated whether or not I could get away with ONE hit and run. Just one. And it's ALWAYS kids.

sometimes we'll move your shit for you.


:rofl: :rofl: :sad:

[Septimus Prime]

I feel like throwing they're asses a pocket dictionary.(not sure if they know how to use it.)
You might want to actually read it yourself sometime.

[The Damned]

Driving is equally frustrating. Just WAIT until you encounter these "hard asses" that jaywalk and KNOW they don't have the time to get across, but will walk slow as fuck just to test you and then mug you while you slow down. On many occasions I have contemplated whether or not I could get away with ONE hit and run. Just one. And it's ALWAYS kids.

Oh, I know. I know all about that. That's part of the reason that I don't want to drive: I'm sure that I would kill either another driver or a jaywalker out of road rage. I'm almost certain of it since I think most of them, especially the latter, are complete jackasses most of the time--it doesn't help that jaywalkers never get hit and instead its always the law-abiding people that keep within the lines, like that cyclist that got ran over by the MUNI bus about five years ago; it can never be the asshole cyclists that don't wear their helmets, though, or never use fucking bells (like on campus--stingy assholes).

Dammit. I'm making myself angry just typing this....

I probably should just stay home tomorrow too, but I think I have work. Oh, yay, walking through downtown at night for the umpteenth time on Friday just to wait for a late AC bus is going to be so fun. :bluu:

[Hitaro0]

You might want to actually read it yourself sometime.
IIRC, pocket dictionaries don't cover synonyms, punctuation or syntax and their defenitions are short.

I always move other people's shit if they won't move it and there's no place left. Usually they try to kick-shove me off, but I just stick my leg out and put it on another bench/leg. They rarely realise that it's easy as hell to puch me off if they push me forward instead of the side.

About jaywalkers: Has anybody ever tried getting out of the car and fucking run towards them if they're walking slowly? I mean, if a really old lady is halfway across the street blocking traffic, wouldn't it be faster to get out of the car and help her and stuff?

[The Damned]

About jaywalkers: Has anybody ever tried getting out of the car and fucking run towards them if they're walking slowly? I mean, if a really old lady is halfway across the street blocking traffic, wouldn't it be faster to get out of the car and help her and stuff?

A lot of old people don't want to be helped and I can forgive most of them, if even if they are annoying as shit, for not wanting to be suddenly helped a younger stranger since getting touched by strangers is usually inappropriate as fuck; people don't really have to touch you at all in public unless its part of their job description, and if it's not shaking hands (which I don't do anyway since few people wash their hands), then I've been snapping at people for that quite a bit lately.

Outside of that, it usually dumbasses that mock jog across the street or otherwise scurry if they see a car "suddenly" coming. I haven't seen many slow jaywalkers, which I guess is a good thing because if I had a car, I don't plan on driving it over here. (Berkeley, however, isn't much better given all the aforementioned assholes cyclists around. God, I mean, really. Why the fuck are they in the street, especially if they don't have a helmet on?)

[StuartHayden]

Ever see one of those girls on the train/bus that have more facial hair than you do?

That shit is nasty.

_Stu

[TheSix]

^^ No pics plz kthkz.

[axeman61]

Damn, I'm starting to feel for ya'll in Oakland. Shit sounds rough. :sad:
That shit White Shadow was talking about hit a vein in my soul. That's my worst fear with the bus, but it didn't happen yet. I couldn't stand some dumbass taking up hours like that over a measly 1.35 (that's what it is here). That shit gives me flashbacks to my programming class, where working to fix one mistake could burn away hours of time.

[Yasashiyama]

Just got back from Radio Shack with a cheap camera. While on the bus I spotted some guy in a wheelchair singing to himself with one of those Christmas hats while rocking back and forth. Weird.:lol:

Hell on earth post
Jebus, I thought Broward was supposed to be good from the rumors I heard (1$ to ride and free tranfers?). I bet that bitch would have used the good old "You can't hit a girl, nigga!" excuse. Fuck that. Strap her wrists, donkey punch her then throw her ass off in Liberty City with a "I <3 Bush" T shirt. [/Hialeah]

[white shadow]

WhiteShadow you have some awesome patience.I know you were being courteous,but you and the rest of the passenger's should have told her off.

The main thing to remember was that I had Megaman Xtreme 2!:wink:

Well here's the thing- No one knew how long it would take the cops to get there and most of the passengers were either too white or too old to do anything to that crazy bitch. Talking back to her would only incite more ignorant rambling and possibly a fake fingernail shanking to the balls. If you saw the way she was acting you'd need some sort of surprise attack to take her down like mace, and no not the spray...:bluu:

[TheSix]

That bitch would not have lasted 10 minutes nonetheless 3 hours out here.

[DJ Ether]

Man stfu you sarcastic troll.

My bad, I didnt know you and him were together. I wont mess with your man again. :rolleyes:

[*InVeRs3*]

Well, I don't really remember if this is true since it's been ahwhile.

there's a crazy drug dealer on a wheel chair at BART who talks a lot of shit. i used to see him ALL the time, now he's gone.

[Will Gotti]

My bad, I didnt know you and him were together. I wont mess with your man again. :rolleyes:

You're dumb and annoying. Stop trying so hard to be funny cause you're not even close.

[DJ Ether]

You're dumb and annoying. Stop trying so hard to be funny cause you're not even close.

You dont understand what you read do you? I was not trying to be funny. I was simply pointing out how I made a comment towards the OP and you came to his defense. YOU know like a lover of sorts....I just suggested a possiblle homosexual
thing you two have. I may be wrong, shit Im only human. As I understood your comment, you clearly came to the defense of your cherised lover. Which is ok and understandable given your tendecies since childhood...

[Lilman]

You dont understand what you read do you? I was not trying to be funny. I was simply pointing out how I made a comment towards the OP and you came to his defense. YOU know like a lover of sorts....I just suggested a possiblle homosexual
thing you two have. I may be wrong, shit Im only human. As I understood your comment, you clearly came to the defense of your cherised lover. Which is ok and understandable given your tendecies since childhood...

Lol worst attempt at an insult ive ever seen. Go slap yourself with a rolling pin or something. U fail. :rofl: :rofl:

[DJ Ether]

Lol worst attempt at an insult ive ever seen. Go slap yourself with a rolling pin or something. U fail. :rofl: :rofl:

It wasnt meant as an insult, just observations. But good dickriding...you seem like a pro.

[Septimus Prime]

Ether, shut the hell up.

[Reveal]

(1) If it's a boy or girl text messageing someone they always ask me to spell a word like "rather" or "impossible" I feel like throwing they're asses a pocket dictionary.(not sure if they know how to use it.)

The irony!

[Will Gotti]

You dont understand what you read do you? I was not trying to be funny. I was simply pointing out how I made a comment towards the OP and you came to his defense. YOU know like a lover of sorts....I just suggested a possiblle homosexual
thing you two have. I may be wrong, shit Im only human. As I understood your comment, you clearly came to the defense of your cherised lover. Which is ok and understandable given your tendecies since childhood...

It's you who doesn't understand. Really, you don't.

[Septimus Prime]

Yeah, let's stop fanning those embers now. Call a truce, gentlemen.

[Will Gotti]

I never intended to give him what he wants cause he's not on my level or anyone else here. Too stupid. He just needs to stop trolling like an idiot.

[Lilman]

It wasnt meant as an insult, just observations. But good dickriding...you seem like a pro.

haha your just too bad kid i cant mess with u. But apperently since observations are the rage through my observations u must be about 13 to 14 years old. And through the observations of everyone else in the thread u must have down syndrome or are just really stupid. I didnt know 13 year old retards could be that funny. :lol:

[Bowza]

On a Manhattan Bound F train from Queens, so this crazy guy gets on shaking and smacking his forehead with his hand over and over and says something like "ITS GONNA HAPPEN NOW ITS GONNA HAPPEN". So I'm wondering wtf, as I look over and he gets down and starts doing push-ups on the train.

Then, another guy who was already on the train and looked normal before, had his craziness awaken once he saw this dude. He walks to the guy doing push-ups and says "THATS RIGHT NIGGA DO THAT SHIT! DO THAT SHIT! DO THAT SHIT! AHHHHHHHHHH"

Another time I'm sitting on a crowded train(F train again), and the whole time I'm sitting next to this old white lady. Now she looked normal from what I could tell, but then it started : "WHY WON'T THIS TRAIN MOVE FASTERR!!! HURRY UPP!!!! RRRRRRR!!". I'm just thinking, great, I HAD to be the one sitting next to this dumb bitch.

And as if the conductor heard her and decided to play a joke, the train suddenly stops and the conductor goes "Sorry there seems to be a train stopped ahead of us, we will be moving in a few minutes". So she goes nuts, all like "FUCKING MOOOVEEE THIS GODAMN FUCKING TRAIN!!! ILL POKE YOU(wtf) FUCKING MOVE FUCKING MOVE". She continues on like this even after the train started moving again.

The train arrived at my stop, and luckily for me that was also her stop. She's trying to get off and starts yelling at people now, "MOVE GET OUT OF MY WAAY FUCKING MOOOVEE".

geez, what is it with psychos loving public transportation.

[Irennicus]

A black person sat next to me once. I was offended.

[Lilman]

A black person sat next to me once. I was offended.

LOL. Wins thread.

[DaliPicard]

i don't give a fuck who sits beside me---as long as they are not over 250 pounds kthx

Fuck you-- you skinny motherfucker! :mad: :sad:

[Koop]

when i use to ride the train... i either have a fine ass chick with bad breath sit next to me... or some big gals that made me feel like the red m&m sittin next to they ass. i wanted to jago kick the big broads an altoid edition jago kick the fine chicks with bad breath... i swear it never fails when i get on the train... or get the muthafucca that is just blastin his headphones to decible levels i cant fuccin believe... i just wanna tj combo uppercut the shyt outta them....

[The Damned]

*snip*

geez, what is it with psychos loving public transportation.

Terrible, but, really, I'd rather have them as passengers on public transportation than having private transportation with which to run me over.

It's bad enough just dealing with the idiots--I don't need to deal with people that are actually (severely) mentally ill behind the wheel; it's bad enough the senile elderly are allowed to drive....

[white shadow]

when i use to ride the train... i either have a fine ass chick with bad breath sit next to me... or some big gals that made me feel like the red m&m sittin next to they ass. i wanted to jago kick the big broads an altoid edition jago kick the fine chicks with bad breath... i swear it never fails when i get on the train... or get the muthafucca that is just blastin his headphones to decible levels i cant fuccin believe... i just wanna tj combo uppercut the shyt outta them....

Do the chicks at least look like Orchid?

[xero15]

when ever i'm on the 82 in oakland I pray that no teenagers sit next to me.

(1) If it's a boy or girl text messageing someone they always ask me to spell a word like "rather" or "impossible" I feel like throwing they're asses a pocket dictionary.(not sure if they know how to use it.)
(2)Teenage getto girls are always hella loud and want to talk to me. Like yesterday. Me minding my own business.
Getto girl: Hey you boy in the black coat.
Me: Yes
Getto girl: Where you headed.
Me: over to kick it with a friend.
Getto girl: is it a boy are a girl
me:Boy
Getto girl: You should smoke me and my friends out.
Me: And let me guess I get to hang out with such refined young ladies such as yourselves. Sorry I have to pass because yall are to gud-toe for me.
Surrounded by ignorance why me.

lol i would have said for five bucks and a blow job :lol:.

i was on the bus tryin to get home from school and these old smelly guys were trying to sell some art so im just sitting there minding my business when they try and sell it to me. it was decent art and i complimented them and i humored them saying id buy it if i had money so then they were like well we could give it to you now and we could come to your house some other time to get our money and i was like hell no the shit aint that good lol.

[xero15]

i didnt notice i skipped a page. but yeah i would have kicked thats girls ass on some bullshit like that. actually ive done that before. im already late for work and its close to my last chance so im tryin to get there early or on time. dude wanna run up on the bus, there was a crowd, and act like one of the other people were gonna pay for him but the bus driver keep askin the people if he with them. he some high school punk, but the driver told him he aint pay and he said he didnt have any money and to let it slide so he tried to be a smart ass and close his eyes like he sleep so the bus driver just sat there till the kid got off. obviously that didnt happen and remember im late and cant afford to lose my job so i go up to kid since im in the back and slap him upside his lumpy head and told him to pay. kid tried to get bold and stand up to me but when he stood up he was lookin at my chest so i snatched kid up by his hoody and told him to pay or get off. like magic the back doors opened and the kid still refused to pay so i threw him out and told him to go get money first. i was twelve minutes late but all the managers were gone.

[Biolink]

On a Manhattan Bound F train from Queens, so this crazy guy gets on shaking and smacking his forehead with his hand over and over and says something like "ITS GONNA HAPPEN NOW ITS GONNA HAPPEN". So I'm wondering wtf, as I look over and he gets down and starts doing push-ups on the train.

Then, another guy who was already on the train and looked normal before, had his craziness awaken once he saw this dude. He walks to the guy doing push-ups and says "THATS RIGHT NIGGA DO THAT SHIT! DO THAT SHIT! DO THAT SHIT! AHHHHHHHHHH"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[TrunksSS3]

whenever a bum is sleeping on the train sets or ....he just sits down next to u and blows up the whole cart in 5 sec's everyone just heads for the other car LOLZ

[DJ Ether]

i didnt notice i skipped a page. but yeah i would have kicked thats girls ass on some bullshit like that. actually ive done that before. im already late for work and its close to my last chance so im tryin to get there early or on time. dude wanna run up on the bus, there was a crowd, and act like one of the other people were gonna pay for him but the bus driver keep askin the people if he with them. he some high school punk, but the driver told him he aint pay and he said he didnt have any money and to let it slide so he tried to be a smart ass and close his eyes like he sleep so the bus driver just sat there till the kid got off. obviously that didnt happen and remember im late and cant afford to lose my job so i go up to kid since im in the back and slap him upside his lumpy head and told him to pay. kid tried to get bold and stand up to me but when he stood up he was lookin at my chest so i snatched kid up by his hoody and told him to pay or get off. like magic the back doors opened and the kid still refused to pay so i threw him out and told him to go get money first. i was twelve minutes late but all the managers were gone.

Heres another tough guy standing up to high school punks. Yep man that really happened...:rolleyes:

[Mizuki]

J1nlong:

ASL is so fun to do.

Yep, it's kinda cool to meet other people that know sign and you strike up a random convo, I met a hot girl that way haha.

I think that was me I appologize.

O rly?

You might want to actually read it yourself sometime.

Thank goodness popoblo isn't here.

Ever see one of those girls on the train/bus that have more facial hair than you do?

That shit is nasty.

_Stu

Do not want.

Ether, shut the hell up.

QFT

A black person sat next to me once. I was offended.

lol, win

whenever a bum is sleeping on the train sets or ....he just sits down next to u and blows up the whole cart in 5 sec's everyone just heads for the other car LOLZ

Oh noes... I've had that happen to me before... it was on Bart, and I was thinking, how the hell did this guy get here?

[Green]

You might want to actually read it yourself sometime.
He spelled the words in his post correctly...

[Mizuki]

He spelled the words in his post correctly...

Oh no...