ChaCha - Live Search Engine

[X-Sapphire]

http://chacha.com

My friend showed me this. I thought it's pretty hilarious. It's basically a search engine but you have the option of getting a guide to help you with the search.

I'm sure you guys will find it fun. Don't forget to post your convos here to amuse the rest of us.

Here's mine, I was just testing it.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DestinyH
DestinyH: Welcome to ChaCha!
DestinyH: HI
DestinyH: What movie are you looking for?
You: are you really a real person?
DestinyH: Yes
You: can you prove it?
DestinyH: vervnetvnvthnw4
You: wow
DestinyH: a robot would not do that
You: you are the truth
You: thanks
DestinyH: so what can I get for you
DestinyH: Ok
You: nothing, just wanted to know that lol
DestinyH: Have a great night
DestinyH: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

[Mavric]

Can you have cyber sex with them?

[X-Sapphire]

Can you have cyber sex with them?

Why don't you try it and post your convo.

Btw you can get banned from using the guide if you abuse it lol. But it's worth it. :rofl:

Here's another one. Searching for 'clitoris'.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: StaceyD
StaceyD: Welcome to ChaCha!
StaceyD: Hi There!! How can I help you with this topic?
You: i need to know if all females have this part
StaceyD: Ok.. one moment.
You: nono not this
You: the other one
StaceyD: The other one what?
You: youre a girl right?
StaceyD: Yes.
You: can you stop searching please
You: i know ur doing ur job and all
StaceyD: This is a search engine.
You: i know ive searched long enough, and finally i found you
StaceyD: Please clarify.
StaceyD: What would you like me to search for you?
You: a date in your calendar for a possible night out
StaceyD: No, thanks.
StaceyD: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

[1]

holy moley this is great. I'm off to talk to a real search person! Hopefully I get a girl.

[fatherbrain]

Theres going to be MUCH abuse of this.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TiffanyT
TiffanyT: Welcome to ChaCha!
TiffanyT: How are you doing today?
You: Fair to middlin
TiffanyT: I'll have to remember that one. haha.
TiffanyT: So, what kind of information are you seeking today?
You: Just seeking info on the Shoryuken. :)
TiffanyT: The weapon?
You: And possibly Pain cross refrenced with Aegis Reflector?
You: Nope. The Dragon Punch.
TiffanyT: One moment please.
You: Sure
You: ooohhhh....thanks! Now, about the Aegis Reflector?

[Fudd]

Great... It's only a matter of minutes, maybe hours now until someone asks them

"Are you okay?!"

Status: Connected to guide: dorothym
dorothym: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey, I'm curious as to why asparagus makes urine smell uh.. different
dorothym: one moment please, while I find those results
dorothym: Are these results sufficient?
dorothym: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: looks great, thanks
You: that's all
dorothym: thanx

I know, not very outlandish, but I guess I felt more empathic on this one. Plus, she kind of gave off that robotic feel up until "thanx", so it felt extra awkward.

[Demon Dash]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MariaP
MariaP: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi MariaP, how are you?
MariaP: Good, thank you.
MariaP: How can I help you reference this topic?
You: I'm looking for someone to warm my pants
MariaP: If you do not have a legitimate search, session ended.
MariaP: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Lol, it wont work any more...

[Mavric]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KimS
KimS: Welcome to ChaCha!
KimS: Good morning, may I help you?
You: Yeah looking for a place to cyber
KimS: Please hold
KimS: Actually what I am finding is alot of dating sites
KimS: This may give you some resources
You: any sites with chat
KimS: Oh I think I found one
KimS: And it's free, lol
You: ok thanks
KimS: There is another one

At this point i hit I'm done. This went from being funny to just fucking awkward. The he/she found me 3 sites and apparently knew their pay methods O_o

[*InVeRs3*]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LisaV
LisaV: Welcome to ChaCha!
LisaV: Hello
You: Hi
You: Are you a robot or a real person?
LisaV: Could you please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic?
LisaV: I'm a person :)
You: really?
LisaV: Yep... honestly. What can I find for you today?
LisaV: Are you still here?
You: I just found out about cha cha from a forum I go to. Just to make sure that you're a person, I'm going to type this long paragraph out. What's your favorite food? What's your favorite sports team? What is 1+1?
LisaV: I'm a person. I live in North Carolina.. I'm a grandma. I love sushi... not into sports but have horses. 2. My job is to search.. what can I find for you today?
LisaV: Go to http://underground.chacha.com and you can see some of the guides that do this.
You: WOW! you are a real person! I just wanted to know this. Thank you very much. I'll tell about cha cha to my friends because this guide session...i'm talking to a real person!

edit: they sound very robotic for people you know.

[Shizuma_15]

Status: Connected to guide: GarryH
GarryH: Welcome to ChaCha!
GarryH: Hi
You: hi
GarryH: How may I help you with your search?
You:are you ok?
GarryH: yup I am
You: no
GarryH: how about you?
You: BUSSSTAAAAHH WOOOOLLLFF
GarryH: Is there anything I can help you with?
You: cmon and your supossed to help me with my search :(


i fail :sad:

[Demon Dash]

Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides.

If you feel that you have received this message in error, please e-mail us at abuse_resolution@chacha.com with a request for re-entry to our site.

We appreciate your feedback. Thank you.

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No way these are bots, far too inteligent... This girl was actually really nice, although a little dim it seems...

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: LauraN
LauraN: Welcome to ChaCha!
LauraN: Hello
You: Hi Lauren, so I hear you guys are real?
You: oh Laura
LauraN: yes we are...lol
LauraN: yes?
You: Wow, that's crazy. SO like, where are you?
LauraN: Tennessee
LauraN: Why is it crazy?
LauraN: its prettty cool getting paid to play on the puter...:)
You: No, it's just that most things like this use bots instead of real people...
LauraN: oh yeah your right..lol
LauraN: So what can I find for you?
You: Anyway, I'm looking for a full video of Saddam getting hanged...
LauraN: oh ok Ive seen that its pretty grousome
You: Really? Cool lol...
LauraN: Hang on a few and let me finit ok
You: Okay, thanks...
LauraN: there it is
LauraN: its runnin
You: One question, I'm in the UK, how can I get a job as a guide?
You: thanks
LauraN: hmm
LauraN: i dont know if they do the UK but let me get you the app
LauraN: lol im watching it too
LauraN: wait
You: Wow, thanks...
LauraN: thats not it
You: oh
You: lol
LauraN: lol
LauraN: let me get it
LauraN: sorry
LauraN: lol
You: Cool
You: No it's okay
LauraN: oh i know i have it in my yahoo archive let me see
LauraN: sorry searching
You: It's okay
You: Guess a full one would be hard to find
You: No luck?
LauraN: yeah but it wants me to sign up
LauraN: grrrr
You: lol
LauraN: threre it is your gonna have to sign up
LauraN: lol
You: Okay thanks, lastly, the application?
LauraN: getting that right now
LauraN: :)
LauraN: theres the app
You: Cool
LauraN: good luck
LauraN: sorry it took so long
LauraN: anything else i can find for you?
You: No it's fine... So, are you at home right now working?
LauraN: yes
You: Wow that's awesome, well thanks a lot.
LauraN: np have a great one
LauraN: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

[Manx]

LOL SRK needs to post more of these and use Aegis Reflector as a signature. In honor of SA.M.

My chat session:

Status: Connected to guide: HollyV
HollyV: Welcome to ChaCha!
HollyV: hello
You: Hi, I'm looking for a guide that details the properties of Aegis Reflector.
You: Like, how to combo into like RX does in the Ranbats
HollyV: ok. Let me see what I can find
HollyV: This is from a video game right?
You: Street Fighter Urien does the Aegis Reflector.
You: Oh, and it has to be the full screen unblockable, not the mid screen one in the corner.
HollyV: Ha... unfortunately I have never played Street Fighter BUT I know many people have so SOMEONE has had to written something like this
You: I'm sure.
You: Too many people play Chun Li and Yun though. You can probably find a ton of guides to them.
HollyV: Street Fighter III right?
You: Third Strike, more appropriately, but yes.
You: This search is soooo cool!
You: I didn't think it would be real. Nearly certain you were a bot.
HollyV: I do not COMPUTE... hehe
HollyV: no it is real
You: Hehe
HollyV: I am going to transfer you to a video game savy person. I am running empty here
You: Aegis Reflector is not very well known.
HollyV: Just tons of blogs about the game
You: You usually do not find it unless you want pain.
HollyV: oh ok. then I will send you what I found
You: Ah, the 1up boards.
HollyV: yep
You: that doesn't seem like a guide, but good try anyway.
HollyV: I might have a few more
You: Sooo.. do you think that some day you might displace Google as the #1 search engine?
HollyV: YES
You: Hahahahhaa
You: I really hope you do, kinda.
You: I like Google and all, but his is really cool.
You: this
You: Sometimes you just need someone to hold your hand.
HollyV: It is true.
You: Yay! that one has RX's setups.
HollyV: NORMALLY you get someone who is an expert in the area.
HollyV: But gaming is not my forte
You: hahaha you're an expert now, holly.
You: You found Aegis Reflector with no pain.
You: You are bad enough dude
HollyV: Unless it is Sims 2 or girl games. We have girls in this house
You: Oh, all the chacha search people are girls?
HollyV: Yes, we stay home with our babies I guess
You: Wow.. I can search for video game strats AND a girlfriend at the same time!
HollyV: Well, did I find what you were looking for.
You: Oh, if you all have kids then I probably wouldn't want to date you then.
You: Yes, I think so.
HollyV: Thank you for chosing Chacha. Have fun with your game. (and my husband might miss me!)
HollyV: Have a great day!
You: Oh, if the cha cha search girls are all married, then I guess I have to pick up girls at the mall like I usually do.
HollyV: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Looks pretty good to me. :wgrin: I can imagine them getting flooded with Aegis Reflector searches and the company having to add a section on "what is an Aegis Reflector?" in their guide training. :rofl:

[Gimpy]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: OneilY
OneilY: Welcome to ChaCha!
OneilY: Hello
You: Hi
OneilY: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: karate animes
OneilY: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by guide (We dont look for porno graphic materials, sorry)
OneilY: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.




:wtf: That's some bullshit!! I didn't even do anything wrong. :rofl: :rofl:

[scentless]

yep they are real.... :looney: :looney:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KimberlyB
KimberlyB: Welcome to ChaCha!
KimberlyB: Hello! How are you?
You: HI Kimberly, are you asian?
KimberlyB: No I'm not
You: hmm, so what are you?
KimberlyB: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: im feeling lonely KimberlyB
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TiffanyS
TiffanyS: Welcome to ChaCha!
TiffanyS: Hello
TiffanyS: How are you
TiffanyS: How may I help with date
You: HEEEY TiffanyS how are you?
TiffanyS: Im fine thanks
You: How may you?????
You: How may i help you?
TiffanyS: Do you need some sites
You: Maybe, what do you suggest?:
TiffanyS: Are you there
You: im here :)
TiffanyS: What kind of help do you need
You: i need an idea
TiffanyS: Ideal for what
You: What are some neat sites you suggest?
You: heeeeeey TIffanyS? help me :(
TiffanyS: I dont know depends on what kind
You: Geez TiffanyS, just give a sugestion,....
TiffanyS: One moment
You: 1,2, 3 litle indians
You: I'm waiting tiffanys
You: You're taking too long woman...c'mon
TiffanyS: Are these results sufficient?
You: So, dating sites are your sugestion of "neat sites"?
TiffanyS: You put date in the search bar
You: Smart girl :)
TiffanyS: Is there anything else I can help you with
You: yes TIffany, what kind of neat sites do you usually check out when you not working as a robot?
TiffanyS: Im taking care of my son when Im not on here
TiffanyS: So I really do not have neat sites
You: Hmmmmm.....
You: I tought robots didnt have sons... but oh well :S
TiffanyS: Im not a robot
You: :O
TiffanyS: Im real
You: no way!!!
TiffanyS: Yes way
You: Thats new for me!!!!!
TiffanyS: Ok you didnt know we were real
You: I had my doubts, you know...
TiffanyS: Thats why it say chacha world largest live search
You: Hmmm you have a point...
You: but anyway back to the search thing, are you guys better then google?
TiffanyS: I do not know but google does not have live guides
You: no they not, i just had a idea of search TIffanyS
You: find me a full video of saddam hang in good quality
TiffanyS: Ive got to go thanks for using chacha have a great day
TiffanyS: There is none
You: you sure search fast ¬¬
TiffanyS: DId nt you listen to the news
You: not really
TiffanyS: Ok have a great day bye
TiffanyS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

:looney: :looney: :looney: think she got tired, i dont believe she did search for saddam videos :annoy: :annoy:

[JackTenrac!]

...can't handle other speaking languages:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JackieR
JackieR: Welcome to ChaCha!
JackieR: Good Morning!
JackieR: Is there anything specific I can help you with on this topic?
You: Two greetings in one session
You: that's quite the wake-up Jackie
You: how are you?
JackieR: Thank You!
JackieR: Good...You?
You: human for now
JackieR: Good...lol
You: you guys...err girls real?
JackieR: yes
You: prove it
JackieR: What do you want to know about chay?
You: actually, wondering where the lions are. But that's for Jumanji expenditions
JackieR: I'm afraid I am not going to be able to help you on this subject. Let me transfer you to someone who can.
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SM
SM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey SM
You: how are you?
SM: hello
SM: good and yourself
SM: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: stable
You: is this ran by AJAX?
You: I mean the chat area here and the results. Surely, this can't be Flash
SM: no
You: and I doubt that HTML can pull this off.
You: well, by itself.
You: This is not done by a database of some kind?
SM: java
You: No, I don't drink coffee.
SM: thats the name of the program !
You: Java huh?
You: how long has this been out?
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KimB
KimB: Welcome to ChaCha!
KimB: Hello, How are you today?
You: Punjabi bol?
You: meh tik ah
You: chay kitthey ah?
You: KimB?
You: hello?
You: ?
You: ...
You: .,,
You: oho
You: wow
You: ,,
You: that bad huh
You: ,,,that went well

[Manx]

TiffanyS: DId nt you listen to the news


Haha they get testy real quick.

[JackTenrac!]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MeleeshaY
MeleeshaY: Welcome to ChaCha!
MeleeshaY: Hi
You: Hi MeleeshaY
You: so wait
You: the first message is automated I assume
MeleeshaY: Yes
MeleeshaY: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: And can I call you Melee?
You: Not Smash Bros Melee mind you.
MeleeshaY: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

....that went well.

[eks]

Status: Connected to guide: JosephineR
JosephineR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: BBBBAAAALLLINNNN!!!
You: where can i find this song?
JosephineR: flossssssiiiiiiinnnnnnn

this is the greatest site ever

[JackTenrac!]

^ guess Ballin doesn't work if a guy's doing the search.

...that went well.

[Demon Dash]

Wow, look what this bitch found... By phae I believe... Who I haven't seen in a long time now I think about it...

http://aegisx.ytmnd.com/

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: lindam
lindam: Welcome to ChaCha!
lindam: Hello I will be doing all your searching needs.
You: Hi lindam, I'm looking for information on the wonderful martial art known as Aegis Reflector.
lindam: Please take a moment and look at this first one while I find more
You: No, that's not Aegis Reflector enough...
You: Actually, that will do... You're awesome, have an Aegis weekend..
lindam: Have a nice day and thanks for using Cha Cha
lindam: Bye
lindam: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

http://mopreme.livejournal.com/

[Master Chibi]

Status: Connected to guide: JosephineR
JosephineR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: BBBBAAAALLLINNNN!!!
You: where can i find this song?
JosephineR: flossssssiiiiiiinnnnnnn

this is the greatest site ever

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Septimus Prime]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Tammy G
Tammy G: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
Tammy G: hello
You: I read taht ChaCha uses real people as guides
You: are you real?
Tammy G: yes I am
Tammy G: just one moment will send you the application
You: do I have to be female to apply?
You: because I'm probably not
Tammy G: no you can be male
You: is the pay good?
Tammy G: you do have to be at least 18 and live in the U.S. though
You: sorry if this seems too personal, but I'm curious
Tammy G: not really
You: it's an easy job, right?
You: do you get to pick your own hours?
Tammy G: yes
You: or is it a 9-5?
Tammy G: yes you do
You: oh, okay
Tammy G: you can work 10 hour days, 5 minute days or not at all
You: it's pay by hour?
You: or salary?
Tammy G: no
You: so are you required to fulfill any minimum quota of hours or anything like that?
Tammy G: did you need an application
Tammy G: no you are not
You: yes, I would like one
Tammy G: will have to transfer you for one, because my system is locked up, just one moment
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: cheris
You: hello, I read taht ChaCha uses real people as guides
cheris: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello, I read taht ChaCha uses real people as guides
cheris: yes.
You: are you real?
cheris: One moment and I'll find you some results.
You: do I have to be female to apply?
You: because I'm probably not
cheris: No you don't.
You: is the pay good?
You: sorry if this seems too personal, but I'm curious
cheris: Not bad for what you do.
You: it's an easy job, right?
You: do you get to pick your own hours?
cheris: Are these results sufficient?
You: what results?
You: it's pay by hour?
You: or salary?
You: so are you required to fulfill any minimum quota of hours or anything like that?
cheris: Yes. Did you receive the results I sent to you in the middle of your screen?
You: no. I see nothing
You: well, that's okay. I'll just Google it
You: thanks anyway
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.
Looks like she just went idle. It was taking the second guide near 5 minutes per response.

Also, I got no results for my query.

[Master Chibi]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KatyC
KatyC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Thank you.
You: You wouldn't happen to know where I could find the meaning of life, wouldyou?
KatyC: Can you clarify what you're looking for today please?
KatyC: I think that's a matter of opinion.
You: I always thought it was to reproduce, but some people think otherwise, I was looking for a general opinion on the matter.
KatyC: Okay, I'll send over some sites about the Meaning of Life and let you decide. :)
You: Can I get a hi-five before that?
KatyC: Um yeah
KatyC: Here ya go
You: *hi-five*
KatyC: What do you think about those sites?
You: Those are great. Now gimme my high five and I'm out of here :D!
KatyC: *hi-five* How's that?
You: Awesome, thanks KatyC :)
KatyC: Have a great day!
KatyC: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

I'm so fuckin corny, I couldn't think of anything else.

:rofl:

[Shizuma_15]

I'm so fuckin corny, I couldn't think of anything else.

:rofl:

shouldve gone into furry talk...hmmmm :lol:

[Yeah Dood 120%]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AndreaW
AndreaW: Welcome to ChaCha!
AndreaW: Hi!
You: Well Helloooooooooooooooooo *Seinfield
You: Question?
AndreaW: Lol Sure!
You: I saw this search on THE forum
AndreaW: OK
You: this isnt robot I'm talking to is it
AndreaW: Nope!
You: Hmm... well
AndreaW: Can't say that I am lol
You: So you basically get paid to chat?
AndreaW: Yeppers, basically. And search for the Info Seeker
AndreaW: (Which is you lol)
You: come on now, seriously? Give it to me straight
AndreaW: Yeppers
You: wow, I guess my "search" would be, how do I get down. This sounds crazy
You: Nick Nolte mug shot crazy
AndreaW: Lol I just sent you a link on how to become a ChaCha guide, if you are intersted :)
AndreaW: interested*
You: I dont see it, am I dumb?
AndreaW: It's not lots of money, but it helps
AndreaW: It's on the right hand side of your screen
You: really? I dont see. Um... Im using firefox because IE blows
You: maybe my firewall and stuff is blocking it
AndreaW: You should still see it, here I'll delete it and then readd it to see if you see the movement on the page
You: Oh snap! *Dillon from Predator* I see it! I thought that was some goofy add that popped up and I was getting a little scared
AndreaW: Do you see it? or is it completely white on the right side of your page?
AndreaW: LOL
You: uhkay uhakay, check this out
AndreaW: Ok
You: so, If you had a job working at like.... I dunno, at some office and you also did this... you'd be getting payed... to goof around at work?
AndreaW: LOL I guess, I do it because I'm a stay at home mom, but when I worked I also did this on the side
You: this... is... the... greatest idea EVAAAR!!!
You: *cracks knuckles
You: excellent...
AndreaW: LMAO
AndreaW: Yeppers it's great
AndreaW: I love it
You: Now I just need an office job and a good spell check because I have the grammar of a 3rd grader :(
AndreaW: I wish I could sign you up under me, I'm sure you would be a great guide lol
AndreaW: Yep, that's me too lmao
AndreaW: Looking for one myself
AndreaW: Working from home doesn't pay much :(
AndreaW: LOl
AndreaW: Anything else I can help you with?
You: if you dont mind me asking, how much deniro do they give out for this? You know... dough, moolah, greenbacks, c-notes, scratch, maggies, cabbage, doubloons... magoobagabas
You: Uhkay, I admit "magoobagabas" was fake
You: I'd loved to get paid while watching the King Of Queens... one can only dream....
AndreaW: LOl magoobagabas?
AndreaW: It's not much, when you are in training on a keyword, you don't get paid until you're out of training on that particular keyword, but when you reach another rank then you get paid, it's like 5 dollars a search hour, but when you hit Elite status you get paid 10.00 a search hour
AndreaW: LMAO I love that show
AndreaW: This job takes patience
You: dang you know what... I have an awesome idea
AndreaW: Gotta have the patience to get thru the training, then you can train others and make money off training them
AndreaW: What's that?
You: there is this program that let's you talk into a mic and it writes for you
AndreaW: I've made more money on here by training people than from actual searches lmao
AndreaW: Yep
AndreaW: I know of it lol
AndreaW: I can imagine I know whereyou're going with it, and I think it's genious lol
You: get that and people will think your talking to yourself and joke on you....
AndreaW: LMAO
You: then you can say, I get payed more to talk to myself then you do at your kinky little fast food job you scallywag
AndreaW: LOL
AndreaW: And then when I"m hollering at my kids, then they will really think I'm nuts lmao
AndreaW: LOL
You: this is gold
AndreaW: Yep, I think so :)
You: Ugh, one second. I need to change the channel. 106 and Park just came on. I'd rather watch a cat eat it's own vomit.
AndreaW: LOL it's that bad?
You: ... yes, besides Walker Texas Ranger is on. I like my shows with extra cheese on them
AndreaW: Well it's been nice talking to you, I wouldn't cut it short but they cut me off after 13 minutes and it's been 12 :(
You: Sorry, I talk too much and type slow
You: my bad
You: later... dood!
AndreaW: Thanks for searching ChaCha, and I hope you liked it!
AndreaW: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.:rofl: What will they think of next... dood.

[DaDesiCanadian]

Status: Connected to guide: GeorgeJ
GeorgeJ: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
GeorgeJ: Hello there !
You: i'm wondering what SRK stands for
You: because i'm getting conflicting reports
GeorgeJ: Okay. Give me some time.
You: k k
GeorgeJ: I'll be back
You: ARNOLD??

He never came back : (

[Demon Dash]

:u: Holy crap!

http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?Acronym=SRK

This site is crazy... Why AHVB is in there is beyond me...

http://www.acronymfinder.com/acronym.aspx?rec={6F38092D-D4B2-4235-AAB3-E44C0A8BA0E5}

[rewrew]

Wow this site is fun

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TimF
TimF: Welcome to ChaCha!
TimF: How are you today
You: why
TimF: WHat about "what" can I find for you?
You: the definition
You: plz
TimF: sure!
You: damn robots are slow
TimF: I am a fast robot!
TimF: Thank you!
You: where is my definition
TimF: Coming right now!
You: are you jacking it?
TimF: Huh?
You: nvm
You: come on robot
You: faster
TimF: There!
You: tno
You: wiki is not an option
TimF: haha why
You: wiki is all lies
TimF: what is truth
You: non wiki
You: sites
You: just explain to me
You: in your own words
You: that would help more than a link to wiki
TimF: hmm ok
TimF: robot words computing......
You: oh this could take a while...
TimF: I would say what is a term that can be used as a pronoun,
You: damn pentium 2 pioce of junk
TimF: or an adverb
TimF: or an adjective
You: which 1?
You: make your mind up plz
You: i'm confused now
TimF: or it can be used as an interrogative expressing inquiry about an identity, nature or value of an object or matter
TimF: You can use it in all those ways
TimF: It depends on how you put it in a sentence.
You: you better not be taking this from wiki
TimF: No way!
TimF: I am a robot.
You: i will hunt u down robot
TimF: I was not programed to be sneaky
TimF: Hunt me down?
TimF: I must warn you
TimF: I was programed.
TimF: for
TimF: KUNG FU
You: how much are they paying you....seriously
TimF: They pay me in chips
TimF: computer chips
TimF: really mundane
You: i see
You: well you have satisfied my request, i guess
TimF: Great!

[Sephiroth_KMFDM]

:u: Holy crap!

http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?Acronym=SRK

This site is crazy... Why AHVB is in there is beyond me...

http://www.acronymfinder.com/acronym.aspx?rec={6F38092D-D4B2-4235-AAB3-E44C0A8BA0E5}

That ain't shit, check this out :)

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=AHVB

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rush+that+Shit+down

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Win+Button

[scentless]

I searched for " give her the stairs"...... heres what he tought i search...:rofl: :looney:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SM
SM: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: ......
SM: Who do want to give the stars too
You: wtf??? what you talking about?
SM: give her the stars is your search
You: jesus christ robot
You: its the staIrs
SM: it says stars on my end ...lol
You: no it does not
You: dont lie robot
SM: it dose
You: its impossible to say stairs there
SM: No robot here
You: dose what?
SM: ok so what do you need me to look up
You: ......
You: i want you to look up about
You: " give her the stairs not stars.......stairs"
SM: it dose say stars
You: noooooo way
SM: lol
You: stop lieing
You: are you mocking me or something
SM: it dose I tell you it dose
SM: lol
You: geez just search for stairs dammit
SM: Ok so seriously I will look it p
SM: up*
You: they should feed you more chips you know
SM: ha ha
You: hey SM?: are you special or something? all the other guides have "name + letter"? why are you different?
You: are you the BOSS?
SM: Cause I don't want anyone to know my name
You: thats another lie...
SM: ok is this a movie or song I ma looking up
You: what are u afraid of???/
You: nope dude
SM: nothing just my name is to personal
You: its just... " give her. the stairs"
You: why to personal?
SM: need to protact my family
You: so all your family is called the same..?
SM: what huh
SM: ok no info
You: ¬¬
SM: would you like me to transfer you /
You: try google it
You: nope dude
You: dude??///
You: Sergei?????
You: Sandra???//
SM: what
You: Sandra?
You: what you mean " what"???
You: i waiting
SM: no info
You: k
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...

liaaaaaar :looney: :looney: :looney:

[Fudd]

You: hahaha you're an expert now, holly.
You: You found Aegis Reflector with no pain.
You: You are bad enough dude

Fucking gold :rofl:

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: andrewM
andrewM: Welcome to ChaCha!
andrewM: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
You: so you know the old NES game BurgerTime?
You: I was wondering if anyone has done a speedrun of that
andrewM: what
andrewM: I do not remember
andrewM: but I will look
You: well BurgerTime is an old Nintendo game
andrewM: Are these results sufficient?
You: not really
You: but it's ok, I just have one more inquiry
andrewM: I will look some more
andrewM: what
You: Are you okay?
andrewM: yes
You: BUSSSTAAAAAAH WOOOLF!
andrewM: I am fine
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

Well, I tried. It seems they always stick me with old people or something, though.

[TheSix]

This is funny. Supposedly you can sign up to become a guide.

http://www.chacha.com/info/guidesignup

[guado]

wtf at this though, how do THEY find the info, i doubt they personally remember every website about any given subject

so i assume its basically you asking them to use a search engine for you, just cut the middle man and use google

[cham_13_]

this is all too funny... greatest thing in the world...

[starkilled]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KristopherS
KristopherS: Welcome to ChaCha!
KristopherS: Hello
KristopherS: what can I help you find today?
You: Where can I find free bbw crack websites
KristopherS: Can you clarify your search?
You: free bbw porn movies
KristopherS: I'm sorry I can't find that for you due to ChaCha policy
You: Are you a real person?
You: O_o
KristopherS: Yup I'm real
You: Prove it
You: Make me a sandwhich?
KristopherS: Is there something I can help you find?
You: My soul
You: T_T
You: so really?
You: How did you get into a job like this?
KristopherS: Filled out a form
KristopherS: waited a couple months
KristopherS: then got an invite
You: Why can't you search for bbw?
KristopherS: It's against policy
You: Can you search for dirty sanchez?
KristopherS: Could you clarify that term?
You: sigh..T_T you dont watch much pr0n or get laid, do you?
KristopherS: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (sigh..T_T you dont watch much pr0n or get laid, do you?)
You: aww timeout time


Abusive language? wtf..
I guess he doesn't get laid...

[TheSix]

These bots are awesome. If they didn't screw up some parts then they could actually have you convienved.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RyanD
RyanD: Welcome to ChaCha!
RyanD: hey how's it going?
You: not good at all.
RyanD: sheez man why not?
RyanD: ...or... how can I assist you?
You: well you know some hoe's think they know everything? right. well you gotta keep ya pimp hand strong cuz dudes out here trying to act like godzilla but they really looking like gorillas. you feel what im saying ryan?
RyanD: yo mang
RyanD: ya
You: how much they pay you to do this?
RyanD: bro's before ho's tho brothuh
You: no one possibly does a serious search
RyanD: not crap
RyanD: I do
RyanD: serious searches that is
RyanD: ~4.98/hr
RyanD: of search time
RyanD: no lag time
You: man. thats slave salary.
You: but i guess this is easy. put in a word for me.
RyanD: but if you get enough smilies in a row you get to "elite" status... then you make 10 bucks an hour search time
RyanD: I've seen it once
RyanD: in 300 searches
RyanD: about 98% positive feedback
You: thats crazy.
RyanD: they are full of BS
You: you get to this from home?
You: do this*
RyanD: yeah
RyanD: nothing better to do really
RyanD: why not make extra cash, ya know?
RyanD: but each search is limited to 10 minutes
RyanD: so you cant ride the clock
You: indeed. peace and hair grease. make that easy money.
RyanD: lol
RyanD: I shower thank you
RyanD: lol
RyanD: I just work with my dad
RyanD: witch is right out back
RyanD: gotta be at work at 9.... wake up at 8:55
You: i gotta be to work in 1 hour
RyanD: but he hardly needs my help so I'm doing this to earn more fundage
You: graveyard sucks
RyanD: damn dude that sucks
RyanD: where you work at if you dont mind me asking?
You: Pixar.
You: ya know?
RyanD: wow
RyanD: good job
You: not when you are a intern _
You: O_O
RyanD: hey you'll advance eventually
RyanD: man
RyanD: that is awesome!
You: goodnight
RyanD: G'night!
You: Keep ya pimp hand strong!

[Galactic]

So BASICALLY someone decided to make a website where someone surfs Google for you.

^_-;

[nate]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: StephenR
StephenR: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi there!
StephenR: Hello
You: are you a real person?
StephenR: I think so
You: like a physical person typing on a keyboard?
StephenR: Yep
You: not an automated reponding system? awesome!
You: how do you like doing this?
StephenR: It's good
You: how long do you search resluts for?
StephenR: 24/7 365 days a year.
You: without sleep?
StephenR: Ever heard of sleep walking?
StephenR: I sleep search.
You: haha
StephenR: Is there anything I can search for you today?
You: you are funny
You: yes there is something you can search for me
StephenR: Great, and what would that be?
You: i want to know what is the answer for 10 times 435
StephenR: I don't understand, can you clarify what you mean?
You: can you multiply?
StephenR: Ohh, sorry I'm slow. One moment.
You: take your time
StephenR: 4,350
You: wow thanks great!
You: thank you
StephenR: No problem!
StephenR: Anything else I can help you with?
You: by the way, how do i get a job doing what you do?
StephenR: You apply to be a guide. Would you like me to get you the link to apply?
You: sure thing
StephenR: Sure, one moment.
You: about how long does it take for an applicant to be selected for this job?
StephenR: It depends on how busy corporate is
You: oh i see
You: i have a good job right now anyways
You: what to know what it is?
StephenR: Sure
You: i am a manager for NOthing but Noodles
You: have you heard of them?
StephenR: I haven't
You: i am sorry to hear that
You: it has great pasta
You: do you like pasta?
StephenR: Thats good.
StephenR: I do, is there anything else I can help you with?
You: yes there is
You: what is your favorite type of pasta?
StephenR: Anything else I can help you search for?
You: yes
You: have you heard of world of warcraft?
StephenR: Yes
You: how would you rate the game?
StephenR: One moment while I bring up WoW reviews.
You: ok
You: have you found your results that you needed?
StephenR: Unfortunately i'm going to have to go. If you figure out what you want to search for please visit ChaCha.com again!
StephenR: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.



i cannot believe he disconnected for me! just as i thought a bond was going on between the 2 of us :sad:

[TheSix]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: TommyB
TommyB: Welcome to ChaCha!
TommyB: hello
You: keepin that pimp hand strong tommy?
TommyB: uh...?
You: you dat same cat from power rangers?
TommyB: what would you like me to search for today?
TommyB: oh
TommyB: hahaha no
You: man
TommyB: oh man it's been so long... I miss that show ;_;
You: ya'll got the same name for sho
TommyB: yeah I know
TommyB: hahahaha
You: search for tsunami bomb lyrics please
TommyB: did you hear yellow ranger is dead and red ranger is a gay porn star now? O_o
TommyB: sure, no problem, I'll get right on that
You: it's a lookalike
You: i saw it....unfortunately
TommyB: really?
TommyB: >_<
TommyB: oh god
TommyB: well, at least it's not him
You: Transfer me to Zordon

Niggas watch power rangers now.

Edit - Okay it's definetly for real. One of my old clan mates has a login for this.

[TheSix]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChristineF
ChristineF: Welcome to ChaCha!
ChristineF: Hello!
You: waddup waduup christine
You: be lookin fo dat opeth
You: ya reddddy?
You: opeth.com...com on naw
You: help a bra oout
You: i new that already
ChristineF: There's the official site. Are you looking for other sites on them, also?
You: i got something for you
You: a black pimp hand
ChristineF: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

I fuckin love this.

[terracotta]

TommyB: did you hear yellow ranger is dead and red ranger is a gay porn star now? O_o
TommyB: sure, no problem, I'll get right on that
You: it's a lookalike
You: i saw it....unfortunately
TommyB: really?
TommyB: >_<
TommyB: oh god
TommyB: well, at least it's not him
You: Transfer me to Zordon


:rofl:

[MiLky]

Had to try one.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: jacyp
jacyp: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: can you help me robot?
jacyp: Hi, I am Jacy, and I will be assisting you with your search today.
jacyp: Could you please elaborate on what you are searching for so I can assist you better?
You: i saw a commercial for shoyu with a buff dude with a fish for a head, that beasted on any other condiments, he slept with woman and killed a cat for not using shoyu
You: can you help me find this commercial again?
jacyp: shoyu?
You: soy sauce is my guess!!
You: he rode a motorcycle and knew kung fu
You: was the best commercial EVER!~
You: it must have been ASIAN?
You: it was subtitled in some weird symbols
jacyp: um okay i will do my best i am searching now
jacyp: but no promises
jacyp: this is kind of obscure
You: ok I hope you find it, that dude is my hero
You: you can be my hero if you find it
You: kiko something
jacyp: lol ok i am looking i am on the right track just a few minutes
You: he totally rushed down on some of the other condiments, peer beatdown
jacyp: oh i think i found it let me look
You: I thik he is the TOP TIER of condiments
You: SHOW YOU, SHOW ME
You: no....
You: it's an animated beatdown of a soy sauce super hero defeating other condiments, killing cats, and sleeping with hot chicks
You: its a real commercial
jacyp: i think you are mistaken
You: Basically, you don't have a chance if he is around and you are using anything but shoyu, it's the win button for him
You: kikkoman maybe?
jacyp: one more look
You: thank you, i need this bad, it almost hurts that i lost this piece of gold
jacyp: oh wow
jacyp: thats it!!!!!!!
jacyp: I thought you were messing with me
You: YES!!!
You: see I told you he was nothing to mess around with
You: thank you, and please, PLEASE use shoyu if you see the buff guy with the fish head
You: Because I like you
jacyp: haha
jacyp: this is too weird
jacyp: thats funny
jacyp: you made my morning
You: its the best commercial ever in history
You: goodbye robot
jacyp: goodbye


He did find one on you tube at least http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HckRLrBXQM though I think he would have lost the battle if I didn't spell out kikkoman.

[Fudd]

Wow, thanks for that.

Been looking for that one.