My bowel movements will alter your life

[Zulu]

My friend Curtis is still a non-believer. But he'll come around soon enough..

fart1776: you do know that you don't have to tell me every time you have a bowel movement, right?
fart1776: because you don't
SolForceJxn2: eh..just something worth sharing i guess. my poops are epic events in and of itself
fart1776: oh I'm sure
fart1776: but a little bit of mystery will not hurt my feelings
SolForceJxn2: like the birds sings and waves crash
fart1776: yeah--good for them
SolForceJxn2: they all realize that my poops are moments of reflection.
fart1776: I will never be able to stop this trait will I?
SolForceJxn2: mabye you need to look within yourself and realize your place in this world. mabye you are not aware that my poop is the first step towards total nirvana
fart1776: I won't say that shitting can't be pleasurable
fart1776: a hearty dump is the closest thing I've gotten to sex in a long time
fart1776: but still
fart1776: that can be kept to oneself
fart1776: for the love of god
SolForceJxn2: the dahli llama? he never would've done what he has done if it wasn't for me having a horrible case of diarrhea
fart1776: I hate you so much
SolForceJxn2: saddam hussien was hung after me eating taco bell
fart1776: hanged
fart1776: I don't know how well hung he was
SolForceJxn2: i was right the first time
SolForceJxn2: hung
SolForceJxn2: i ment what i said
SolForceJxn2: he had a big dick
fart1776: alright then
SolForceJxn2: but moral: my poop owns
fart1776: great
fart1776: I am very happy for you
fart1776: P.S. you disgust me
SolForceJxn2: i try
fart1776: well...I put up with this because one day you will have to deal with one of my moodswings
fart1776: and they are definitely worse
SolForceJxn2: then i'll shit and all will be right in the world
fart1776: ok
fart1776: have fun
fart1776: I know you will
SolForceJxn2: =)

[av2k]

haha

[final_cut]

Hanged is the correct term.

[sainthuey]

fart1776: a hearty dump is the closest thing I've gotten to sex in a long time

wtf son that some shit you keep to yah self(no homo)

[Lantis]

This thread is gay and full of shit.

[Sdouble]

Zulu's the shit, we should all get him some toilet paper.

[white shadow]

You know, maybe it has something to do with a loose spinchter?

[EXIT ONLY]

[Zulu]

This thread is gay and full of shit.

Heathen.

[DaDesiCanadian]

This thread makes me question what Paris is eating in your avatar :(

[ST Vega]

fart1776: I won't say that shitting can't be pleasurable
fart1776: a hearty dump is the closest thing I've gotten to sex in a long time


I'm surprised no one mentioned this.

[ytwojay]

This thread makes me question what Paris is eating in your avatar :(

:rofl:

[Ne0phyte]

This thread is gay and full of shit.
Full of gay shit.

[Hunter D]

The shit has hit the fan in this thread.

[Darkstalker]

Man, your friend has to deal with all your shit in his life.

[Ragetowersrage]

A NEW CHALLENGER APEARS!!!

My shits could destroy yours. I break the toilet every time I go. Mine aren't a simple matter of "get in get out", mine are "Bring a fucking book....In fact bring two."

Three rolls of toilet paper later and I might be done. Four curtousy flushes and three broken plungers and I'm no where near finished.

My family has to send a search party for me to make sure I'm still alive...

Brb gotta shit

[m121akuma]

Why is it that SRK is full of god-tier puns lately?

[ThePurpleBunny]

Send this to Hollywood. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poo. Summer 2007.

[DragonSama]

This shit has got to stop. What is up with this crap anyway?

[Gimpy]

It's lunchtime at my job but after reading this I lost my appetite. :sad:

[Jaldaboath]

Fart Away!

[Hokuto Shingo]

Zulu...I think you and I need to have a fart-to-fart about this shituation

[Black Chanler]

hehehe.....He's GAY

[evilmuffinmanX]

speaking of shit...:confused: (http://youtube.com/watch?v=nXnmCtjCpbU)