Herpies commercials

[colguile]

Is it just me or are these commercials random as hell?:rofl:

If you've ever seen one how can you not laugh at people with herpies?

Herpies dude: I have genital herpies
Girlfriend of herpies dude: And I don't.
Herpies dude: And we'er trying to keep it that way. So I take *drug* every day.

[epsilon_]

at least now i know even if i get herpes, if i take valtrex i can still go hangliding and scuba dive in the great barrier reef.

[Taichi]

without weeping sores all over your nono parts.....

I wonder if the actors and actresses they hire for those commercials ACTUALLY have Herpes, and if they don't, have they lost any 'play' in the dating circuit because they freely admitted to it?

[Ali M]

But the real question is... would you do a herpies commercial?

[Muff Daddy]

But the real question is... would you do a herpies commercial?

imagine playing the dumbass who was willfully sleeping with the person with herpes :rofl:

"with Valtrex, i don't have to worry about my partner infecting me."

[Night]

Side effects may include dry mouth, headaches, insomnia, blood clot, blood loss, loss of vision, tumors, stroke, and tingling in the extremeties. DO NOT TAKE if nursing, pregnant, may become pregnant or even on the rag.

... Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

[white shadow]

Everytime I see those commercials I always wonder how many real herpes couples exist in the world, and know their partner is infected.

It must be some incredible amount of <insert correct term here/> to stay with someone who can give you a disease that will mess up the rest of your life.




"See You In Hell Motherfuckers!!!! HA HA!!!"

[D-Force]

"It's a brand new day." :bgrin:

[ShinkuuR]

Lady on Herpes commercial: "Thanks to Valtrex, I can finally get back to having a normal life!"

ShinkuuR: "...What normal life?? Bitch, you got herpes!!!"

[Disciple of Ryu]

The scary thing is, I think it's something like 1 in 4 adults in America have genital herpes. That's why you see the commercials all the time. You may have herpes right now and not even now it. Ever have a bump near your genitals and think it was an insect bite? Every itch in that region even though you know your are clean? Might wanna order some Valtrex. :sweat:

[cFlow]

I wanna see one where the girl gets herpies and goes nuts on the guy...

guy: "Docter said i have herpies... andi gave it to my girlfriend too so now shes gone nuts... don't turn out like me and have unprotected sex"

Girl: "I hate you" *scratches crotch*

[white shadow]

The scary thing is, I think it's something like 1 in 4 adults in America have genital herpes. That's why you see the commercials all the time. You may have herpes right now and not even now it. Ever have a bump near your genitals and think it was an insect bite? Every itch in that region even though you know your are clean? Might wanna order some Valtrex. :sweat:

There are different kinds of herpes, some not even STDs.

[Panicked]

I always found it funny that they showed the scuba diving, and bike riding and shit, as if herpes would prevent you from doing that shit anyway.

[Zulu]

at least now i know even if i get herpes, if i take valtrex i can still go hangliding and scuba dive in the great barrier reef.

Lol. I love herpes commercials. A long time ago they showed a woman riding a horse on the beach, and her and her husband or whoever scampers off to pick wildflowers. Then she turns to the camera and says with a huge smile on her face, 'I have vaginal discharge.'

Lol.

[FireisWet]

There are different kinds of herpes, some not even STDs.

He specifically said genital herpes tho, which is the STD. If you get shingles, those nasty blistering bumps on your neck and/or face, that would be a non STD version of herpes I thinks.

I always found it funny that they showed the scuba diving, and bike riding and shit, as if herpes would prevent you from doing that shit anyway.

Maybe there's something about getting herpes...makes a certain other activity seem less fun, and gets you out there trying other shit:rofl:

[Ragetowersrage]

I always found it funny that they showed the scuba diving, and bike riding and shit, as if herpes would prevent you from doing that shit anyway.

Most people who Scuba dive don't own their own gear. So they are renting a suit that OTHER PEOPLE WILL WEAR!!!:wasted:

'I have vaginal discharge.'

Shoop Da Whoop

[white shadow]

He specifically said genital herpes tho, which is the STD. If you get shingles, those nasty blistering bumps on your neck and/or face, that would be a non STD version of herpes I thinks.


I have a hard time believing that 75 million out of 300 million Americans have genital herpes. I don't even think that many people have gonorrhea let alone herpes.

[ThePurpleBunny]

I'm surprised there hasn't been a reference to the South Park chicken pox episode yet.

[TheSix]

"Why you got a bump on yo balls?"

[Penguin]

The funniest commercial is the one where the lady pops on screen, gives a stern look into the camera, and says: " I have a yeast infection."
I always die laughing when I see this, links to commercials anyone?

[ShadowInfinity]

Everytime I see those commercials I always wonder how many real herpes couples exist in the world, and know their partner is infected.

It must be some incredible amount of <insert correct term here/> to stay with someone who can give you a disease that will mess up the rest of your life.




"See You In Hell Motherfuckers!!!! HA HA!!!"


Working in pharmacy, I can tell you, tons of well to do people have herpes. They take Valtrex and shrug it off. A lot of them get it in front of their partners or friends. OR TOGETHER. The way Valtrex is marketed, it makes herpes look like "hey if you get it, just take valtrex and join the club, no big deal!" They should be educating people about how to not contract STDs.

[Ragetowersrage]

Has anyone noticed that hte guy that sings in that Snickers comercial is in the herpies comercial?

[Disciple of Ryu]

I have a hard time believing that 75 million out of 300 million Americans have genital herpes. I don't even think that many people have gonorrhea let alone herpes.

You got me. It's 1 in 5. Only a mere 45 million. If you don't count small children.

http://www.cdc.gov/std/Herpes/STDFact-Herpes.htm

[ThePurpleBunny]

Has anyone noticed that hte guy that sings in that Snickers comercial is in the herpies comercial?

The lyrics to that song have taken on a whole new meaning now.

[9TNine]

Is it just me or are these commercials random as hell?:rofl:

If you've ever seen one how can you not laugh at people with herpies?

Herpies dude: I have genital herpies
Girlfriend of herpies dude: And I don't.
Herpies dude: And we'er trying to keep it that way. So I take *drug* every day.

You forgot about how after that they're on swings out in the fields. Or Kayaking

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[Stuckey]

Lady on Herpes commercial: "Thanks to Valtrex, I can finally get back to having a normal life!"

ShinkuuR: "...What normal life?? Bitch, you got herpes!!!"

Exactly. Remember that one bitch posing on the boat with the towel?

[Septimus Prime]

I especially enjoy the ones that address "you" directly.

"When you are on your period, you need Always." Uh... okay. I'll keep that in mind, I guess? :confused:

[*InVeRs3*]

at least now i know even if i get herpes, if i take valtrex i can still go hangliding and scuba dive in the great barrier reef.

hehe. you can even play football! Just ask michael vick!

[ThePurpleBunny]

This reminds me of those laxative commercials. The one animation of a woman being tossed in the air by people holding a sheet. Yeah, that's exactly the kind of person I'd like to be near. A person who's in mid-air and taking laxatives. You guys hold the sheet, I'll stand over there.

[white shadow]

You got me. It's 1 in 5. Only a mere 45 million. If you don't count small children.

http://www.cdc.gov/std/Herpes/STDFact-Herpes.htm

Well that at least makes more sense.

Shadowinfinity: Hmm that's interesting, but just like how doctors get tons of people with illnesses, I'm sure pharmacists get tons of people with VD.

[epsilon_]

hehe. you can even play football! Just ask michael vick!

RON MEXICO ftw.