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Irennicus

01-05-2007, 11:42 PM

I used to have a girlfriend named Maddi. Maddi isn't exactly the looker, and we don't exactly talk anymore. Ender and I haven't talked in a while either. Now, I really don't care that he had sex with my ex-girlfriend. After all, we haven't talked in like 4 months, but I feel like I should do something vengefully just to go through the motions.

I need ideas from you guys.

DaDesiCanadian

01-05-2007, 11:44 PM

Dude, I saw pics of Maddi. Send Ender my condolences. He's had punishment enough.

Boleslaw

01-05-2007, 11:45 PM

You have to have sex with one of his ex-girlfriends (preferably the one that pissed on him). This will complete the cycle and you guys will be dick brothers.

Manx

01-05-2007, 11:47 PM

Maddi is my grandmother's name... :sad:

DaDesiCanadian

01-05-2007, 11:50 PM

Maddi is my grandmother's name... :sad:

OMG, ENDER AND IREN BOTH TOTALLY HAD SEX WITH YOUR GRANDMA!!!

eww.

Nick T.

01-06-2007, 01:16 AM

fuck his sister and/or mother.

Shade

01-06-2007, 01:27 AM

fuck his sister and/or mother.

MILF it up.

Ephidel

01-06-2007, 01:31 AM

steal his car keys and go joy riding while drinking beer wheeeeee!

starkilled

01-06-2007, 01:43 AM

Fuck a close family member.

TheSix

01-06-2007, 01:50 AM

Let me deflower your current girlfriend.

Problem solved.

angryliberal

01-06-2007, 01:53 AM

THE sexual deviant asking advice...c'mon man,you gotta have million ideas...remember, the butt is always the best way to get revenge...

Ouroborus

01-06-2007, 02:16 AM

cut his balls off

DaDesiCanadian

01-06-2007, 02:18 AM

THE sexual deviant asking advice...c'mon man,you gotta have million ideas...remember, the butt is always the best way to get revenge...

[01:32] <boleslaw> have sex with one of AJ's exes
[01:32] <boleslaw> complete the dick circle
[01:32] <Jeeebus> or easier still
[01:32] <Jeeebus> have sex with AJ
[01:32] <boleslaw> yeha
[01:32] <boleslaw> or just sex AJ

:rofl:

Manx

01-06-2007, 02:55 AM

kidnap his elephant

Rioting Soul

01-06-2007, 04:53 AM

Something to do with Mentos and it NOT being the freshmaker.

dano13

01-06-2007, 05:32 AM

Ender's cheating on me?

sigh.

Boleslaw

01-06-2007, 06:43 AM

Ender's cheating on me?

sigh.

the plot thicks

I am suspecting a three way is in order. And with Iren there we know there is at least a 30% chance of spacedocking sex occuring.

quiche

01-06-2007, 07:39 AM

Let him sleep with Jamie Austin too. That'll teach 'im.

...seriously.

JackTenrac!

01-06-2007, 07:41 AM

Dude, I saw pics of Maddi. Send Ender my condolences. He's had punishment enough.

I LOL'D ...BAAAAAAAAAALLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIINNN'. I swear.:rofl:

...that went well.

Rhio2k

01-06-2007, 08:34 AM

4neqs

01-06-2007, 08:50 AM

There's still a lot of dolphins in the sea, as they say.

regulate

01-06-2007, 08:56 AM

pix of maddi plz.

Arturozero

01-06-2007, 09:19 AM

Nigga, she's your *EX*. What they did doesn't have SHIT to do with you. Grow the fuck up, gods rot it.

Ditto.

I suggest to look for Ender and challenge him in any game, 0wn him and that´s it... Game Over.

Seriously man, just continue your life, there are plenty of thing more important.

If you still want revenge, well... go and fuck up Maddi until she yells you that you are the best, maybe that will help your self-esteem :rolleyes:

epsilon_

01-06-2007, 09:40 AM

shake that bear.

OMG AntiAir Dust

01-06-2007, 10:11 AM

kidnap his elephant

KOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. :rofl:

Ne0phyte

01-06-2007, 11:58 AM

Bro rape him.

Ender120

01-06-2007, 12:19 PM

Wow, I really didn't think there'd be a thread about this.

Look man, I'm sorry it happened. It wasn't something I really planned on doing. I hadn't talked to either of y'all in forever and the last time I had talked to you two, neither of you sounded like you gave two shits about the other.

As a matter of fact, I very clearly remember you saying awhile after you broke up with her "Do you want to have sex with Maddi? I don't care."

I said no at the time, because I didn't want to have sex with Maddi. To be honest, I still don't. I can't really say why I did it. It's not like I'd been planning it for a while. I wasn't in my right mind and it was one of those spur-of-the-moment type things.

If you want to fuck one of my exes, be my guest. Jenny has a hairy pussy and is a starfish. Nicole is a crazy slut. Choose wisely.

Like I said, I'm sorry it happened. It had nothing to do with you for me because I figured you didn't care. The more I think about it, the more I think it had something to do with you for her.

I hope we can talk about this like gentlemen soon.

SFFanatic

01-06-2007, 12:22 PM

My bad.

And now the thread is complete

mr. newbie

01-06-2007, 01:11 PM

ya ender handled it pretty well.

and according to (you have sex with every partner theroy) ender had sex with iren! yayy!

JackTenrac!

01-06-2007, 01:21 PM

I hope we can talk about this like gentlemen soon.

I don't think a Dudley mirror match is the answer to this one.

...that went well.

Irennicus

01-06-2007, 01:40 PM

Hunter D

01-06-2007, 01:42 PM

Like I said in the thread, I really don't care. I really don't want vengeance, I just wanted to hear what the SRKers could come up with. This was more a thread that I made because I thought it might be hilarious than an actual "OMG ENDER". I have a girlfriend right now that I love very much and I definitely wouldn't fuck around.

<3 Ender, I really don't care. I wanted to talk to you because it's very probable she has a disease. I hope you wrapped that shit up.
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Rhio2k

01-06-2007, 02:15 PM

I don't think a Dudley mirror match is the answer to this one.

DAMN! And I was hoping to see 2I Dudley vs 3S Dudley...guess I have to wait for Capcom to get off their asses and make an SF3 Collection...

Irennicus

01-06-2007, 08:12 PM

Ender, you must read my previous post!

Rioting Soul

01-06-2007, 09:47 PM

Ender, you must read my previous post!

Is it OK to laugh at this I wonder?

Super Warrior

01-06-2007, 10:15 PM

the plot thicks

I am suspecting a three way is in order. And with Iren there we know there is at least a 30% chance of spacedocking sex occuring.

ROTFL! :rofl:

What the hell is "spacedocking sex"?

angryliberal

01-06-2007, 10:25 PM

ROTFL! :rofl:

What the hell is "spacedocking sex"?

shiting in a chick's vagina...

DeathScythe

01-06-2007, 10:27 PM

shiting in a chick's vagina...

It's like stuffing a turkey. Minus the family gathering and the wholesome fun. Hell, I'd throw some cranberry sauce in there too.

Wellman

01-06-2007, 10:45 PM

:rofl:
Early contender for best thread of the year!

Like I said in the thread, I really don't care. I really don't want vengeance, I just wanted to hear what the SRKers could come up with. This was more a thread that I made because I thought it might be hilarious than an actual "OMG ENDER". I have a girlfriend right now that I love very much and I definitely wouldn't fuck around.

<3 Ender, I really don't care. I wanted to talk to you because it's very probable she has a disease. I hope you wrapped that shit up.

I tell niggas time and time again, it ain't safe no more! Even the sweet (decent looking) girl next door looking girls are no longer clean. By the time they reach 25, three out of five of them are in the double fucking digits and considering their looks you can never know what sort of dirty shit they have been exposed.

This has been your friendly PSA from Wellman, wishing I was getting paid cash or good graces for doing this shit.

archetype

01-07-2007, 12:33 AM

orly?

Irennicus

01-07-2007, 12:37 AM

orly?

yarly

mr. newbie

01-07-2007, 12:54 AM

nowai!!

DaDesiCanadian

01-07-2007, 01:41 AM

srsly..

dialupsucky

01-07-2007, 01:45 AM

Wtf space docking? And here I thought starfishing was the wierdest term ever.....

Rioting Soul

01-07-2007, 02:23 AM

Of course that'll lead to someone wanting to know what "starfishing" is.

What is starfishing?

Kayin

01-07-2007, 02:31 AM

Of course that'll lead to someone wanting to know what "starfishing" is.

What is starfishing?

When a girl does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in bed, just kinda lies there.

Rioting Soul

01-07-2007, 02:42 AM

When a girl does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING in bed, just kinda lies there.

So THAT'S the name of what I always wanted to do. That's not so weird. I'm gonna google this.

SirFritzalot

01-07-2007, 03:49 AM

Did I mention useless without pics?

-Fritz:sweat:

Grits'N'Gravy

01-07-2007, 08:35 AM

So THAT'S the name of what I always wanted to do. That's not so weird. I'm gonna google this.

Get a Japanese girlfriend.

It takes a lot of getting used to if you've been with a crazy bitch before.

Demon Dash

01-07-2007, 09:25 AM

Maddi isn't exactly the looker...
Err, laugh?

Azrael

01-07-2007, 09:42 AM

So THAT'S the name of what I always wanted to do. That's not so weird. I'm gonna google this.
...Huh? Starfish isn't a good thing, no no. I wouldn't say it's weird, but it is very boring.

Amen to Grits'N'Gravy on the Japanese girlfriend thing. I have felt your pain, brother. :sad:

Biolink

01-07-2007, 09:55 AM

FrazCTF4LIFE

01-07-2007, 10:18 AM

WTF definately contender for thread of the year. So far its the best of 07 thread. You probably should have pm'd him instead of blowing him up on this site no homo. Well i hope he doesnt get fd over cuz of that shorty.

Irennicus

01-07-2007, 10:29 AM

Err, laugh?

Do you honestly think I don't want you to laugh at it if I made it a thread?

You're talking to the guy who put up his phone conversations with his ex-girlfriend. I broke up with her using fighting game engrish lines. Come on man.

That's the only real repercussion about fucking with me. I'm not going to keep it private if I think it can make a good thread.

Demon Dash

01-07-2007, 10:32 AM

Do you honestly think I don't want you to laugh at it if I made it a thread?

You're talking to the guy who put up his phone conversations with his ex-girlfriend. I broke up with her using fighting game engrish lines. Come on man.

That's the only real repercussion about fucking with me. I'm not going to keep it private if I think it can make a good thread.
I see, I thought you where being serious...

Carpet Lint

01-07-2007, 01:24 PM

Where.

The.

Fuck.

Are.

The.

Pictures?

MrBlank

01-07-2007, 02:02 PM

Fuck his dog....

its the same dog that gave him his first BJ.

dano13

01-07-2007, 02:44 PM

Heeeeyyyy AJJJJJ

Needs more voicemail.

dialupsucky

01-07-2007, 04:11 PM

lol acctualy ive heard of starfishing as well for a girl in a angel position giving 2 foot jobs, 2 hand jobs, one blow job, and just takeing it in the vagina. While doing all of this... Hrmm... yea....

Grits'N'Gravy

01-07-2007, 05:15 PM

...Huh? Starfish isn't a good thing, no no. I wouldn't say it's weird, but it is very boring.

Amen to Grits'N'Gravy on the Japanese girlfriend thing. I have felt your pain, brother. :sad:

Starfish sex is good it just takes some getting used to. Try experimentation with positions that will work for you without her doing a lot. The "good feeling" clues are a lot more subtle... but that's a good thing, if a girl can say "Oh YEAH FUCK ME" and smile at you you're not doing it right anyway. Oral sex is out of the question for me atleast, but I never liked bjs anyway and I'm not always in the mood to eat pussy. If you can tolerate sex without a BJ, screaming, and woman on top positions it should be ok. For me it's no big loss at all.

Btw Az, thx for all your questions answered of mine around here... when/if I come to Tokyo to visit during chrismas I'll buy you a beer.

9TNine

01-07-2007, 05:20 PM

Well... there's really only one thing that can be done...

As members of PIE, the only member to not fuck her is Parry. So it must be done.

... this could even end up being an SRK term. if a girl gets pie'd, she's slept with three SRK members.

-9

Boleslaw

01-07-2007, 07:18 PM

oh sheet

parrywife is not gonna like this

TheSix

01-07-2007, 07:21 PM

If you can tolerate sex without a BJ, screaming, and woman on top positions it should be ok. Basically, I don't like good sex.

....who the fuck wants that? :tdown:

Grits'N'Gravy

01-07-2007, 07:26 PM

....who the fuck wants that? :tdown:

I dunno I don't really like bj as much as fucking... if a girl has my dick in her mouth it's just like... "thanks for the foreplay, can we start fucking now?" I really don't find it all that interesting... as for the screaming I'd rather not have all of that and the deal w/ the woman on top shit... only a woman who can really put it down makes that shit any good. Different strokes I guess.

Azrael

01-07-2007, 07:32 PM

Oral sex is out of the question for me atleast, but I never liked bjs anyway and I'm not always in the mood to eat pussy. If you can tolerate sex without a BJ, screaming, and woman on top positions it should be ok. For me it's no big loss at all.

Btw Az, thx for all your questions answered of mine around here... when/if I come to Tokyo to visit during chrismas I'll buy you a beer.
Wait, hold on a sec...you...DON'T like BJ's? I think this is like the first time I've ever heard a guy say that. Ever. Like, I can't even wrap my mind around the concept.

I don't mind the starfish if I basically only want to get laid. Like, I hit a dry spell and haven't had any in awhile, and I'm more or less just happy to get some. But if I'm getting sex on the regular, starfish sucks. I'm tempted to look down and ask, "Ok, so why are you here?" It's especially annoying if the girl in a relationship is a starfish.

Incidentally, I live in Kyoto.

EDIT
^I see what you mean about wanting to get to the main course...but still, BJ's are good. I might argue that they're better than intercourse (the mouth can do more for you, of course) and that it's primarily instinct that makes us want the pussy.

Grits'N'Gravy

01-07-2007, 07:44 PM

Rioting Soul

01-07-2007, 10:27 PM

If you can tolerate sex without a BJ..

You make it sound like face fucking is out of the question. Just open her mouth and thrust. Extra points if she purposefully doesn't control her drooling.

Red-Impact

01-07-2007, 10:29 PM

Pics of said ex please:lovin:

Mixah

01-07-2007, 10:33 PM

LMFAO @ thread.

Wellman

01-07-2007, 10:42 PM

I can say I sympathize with Grits n' Gravy, all my former loves either would only give oral if you put a gun to their heads or just didn't know how to do it well.

Can't stand starfish shit though, I prefer the sensation of her limbs moving or wrapped around me. Scratch marks are fucking badges of honor.

ParryPerson.

01-08-2007, 08:02 AM

9TNine

01-08-2007, 08:06 AM

Alright, I'll do my civil duty as a loyal member of team PIE.

So like, can I use a rubber?

Let's say... no.

You're just gonna have to hope you don't get diseases. But as for the birth control aspect, SRK recommends stair-pushing.

-9

forgenjuro

01-08-2007, 12:55 PM

BJs are only good for getting me hard.

Hitting raw pussy is the bestttttt~

improve

01-08-2007, 01:03 PM

Wow, I really didn't think there'd be a thread about this.

Look man, I'm sorry it happened. It wasn't something I really planned on doing

SURPRISE SEX!

breakdance

white shadow

01-08-2007, 01:12 PM

I've never come close to cumming from a bj, maybe all the girls sucked at it (no pun intended) and I've never gotten a good one but... I really don't think it will work for me. I don't like when the girl looks up like some kind of dog looking for a pat on the head... it's weird to me lol.

It's kind of a moot point now tho cause I don't think I'll have the opportunity to have one for a while...
From an observational standpoint it never ceases to entertain me how people nowadays treat oral sex as a norm as if the mouth was biologically intended for genitalia. I wonder if women could get pregnant through oral sex instead of vaginal intercourse how the much birth rates would swing.:rofl:

DeathScythe

01-08-2007, 01:16 PM

I've yet to get a BJ from any chick. One was willing, but, she didn't smell alright all over. So, I had to abandon that opportunity. Hopefully, this current girl does wonders to the concept.

Have any of you ever just sat in the train just looking at all these women and just start thinking to yourself "Hmm....How much does she give?"

Hell, I do the same with old ladies. "Hmmm....forty years ago.....wonder what that was like? She must have gave good head back in the day."

EDIT - BTW, I love hearing a chick scream. I make sure to pull her hair back and no kissing. Let the soothing sounds of the gasping and the screaming flow like the ocean. Music to my ears. Especially when you do anal. Just the minute "ooohhh....aahhh...." and the gentle gasping. That shit is awesome.

angryliberal

01-08-2007, 01:25 PM

i've had a million bj's, BUT i haven't cum alot form them. i had a once night stand with this hispanic chick i met at online. she gave a blowjob like no other. she even swallowed every last drop of my cum. i hadn't had any sex ina while either, so she was downing that protein shake like she was preparing for the olympics. it's ok though, i warned her before hand, so she didn't eat much at dinner. she left room for it. i may be hung like a fucking flea, but my balls are huge, i cum gallons.

but back on topic, i didn't bag it, so i had my ass at kaiser the next day getting checked out for shit. only time i ever got to give that awkward next day "so, i'll call you or something."

Silentness!

01-08-2007, 01:43 PM

Here I was thinking that this was a joke thread.

Kid Wonder

01-08-2007, 01:51 PM

I've yet to get a BJ from any chick.
So, uh......???

In all seriousness, how bad did she have to smell to pass up on that shit? Or are you saying you were expecting "favor for a favor?" If so, yes....yes......DO NOT BLAME YOU.

Is it me, or are we saying "epic" now? :rofl:
<3

Worthless

01-08-2007, 02:18 PM

Here I was thinking that this was a joke thread.

No jokes here.Srk=serious business :p

DeathScythe

01-08-2007, 03:00 PM

So, uh......???

In all seriousness, how bad did she have to smell to pass up on that shit? Or are you saying you were expecting "favor for a favor?" If so, yes....yes......DO NOT BLAME YOU.

Favor for a favor, my friend. I wasn't willing to sacrifice with this chick.

dano13

01-08-2007, 04:15 PM

angryliberal wins thread.

Bounce

01-08-2007, 06:16 PM

ender had sex with your ex-girlfriend, what should u do...................compare notes

Jaldaboath

01-08-2007, 06:17 PM

I was going to post something, but angryliberal just destroyed anything I could have possibly said. :rofl:

Anyway, you two should get together and tag team the girl.

And take a vid, and PM me the link, I'll jack off to anything.

TheMaidenMasha

01-08-2007, 06:36 PM

Where.

The.

Fuck.

Are.

The.

Pictures?

Cosigned and stamped with apporval.