If you had one billion dollars....

[Irennicus]

but you had to do something incredibly retarded with it, what would you do?

Your answer cannot in any way be directed to help humanity or yourself. I do realize that putting a billion dollars in the economy is probably going to help someone, but I think you get the point.

[Manx]

I'd get a bunch of retarded hookers.













... what?

[1]

-Build myself the Spencer Mansion from Resident Evil then pay actors to dress up like various monsters and zombies from the game. My friends and I would then act out scenes from Resident Evil and probably make a movie or something.

-Buy an amusement park all to myself.

- Make a pool the size of Wyoming and fill it with Diet Soda then dump truckloads of Mentos into it possibly altering the Earth's climate or just looking really neat.

[Ne0phyte]

but you had to do something incredibly retarded with it, what would you do?

Your answer cannot in any way be directed to help humanity or yourself. I do realize that putting a billion dollars in the economy is probably going to help someone, but I think you get the point.
Make another Fast and Furious movie.

[*InVeRs3*]

I'd pay money for people to do stupid things. Like i'd try to convince a mother to throw her baby into traffic, I'll pay her $1,000,000 for it, and bribe money to keep her out of jail. I'll pay people to eat their own crap, throw up, and make someone else eat it.

[DeathScythe]

I'd give it to Viscant. What? You said I can't help humanity. Viscant AIN'T human.

[1]

I'd also build a Gundam to battle terrorists in space.

[white shadow]

-Buy all of Sony's shares and a nuke.

-Make Michael Jackson black again.

[Draeger]

Get John Romero to make another Daikatana.

...that or give it to Uwe Boll.

Round up emo kids and gas them to death on national TV.

[kz0060]

Construct a fort made up of a billion of one dollar bills.

[Night]

Buy a billion lotto tickets and win the lottery!

[jinsaotome800]

id buy this...if thats even enough money
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/3492919.stm

[Shade]

Build myself an exo-skeleton like Gray Fox's.

[Ephidel]

Create the worlds first Wyvern Rider.

[Ducky]

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. /officespace

[TheSix]

- Pay Chris Tucker to do another Friday.

- Build a force field.

- "Order" Stacy from BangBros for some "fun time".

[Green]

I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man. /officespace
What about the other 999 million?

[Green]

Build a boat with dollar bills and send it to Africa carrying food.

The boat will not be waterproofed.

[merdoc]

i would make Saiyan DNA and inject it to myself.

make a gundam

fuck selma hayek, esther baxter and adrianna lima.

expand the fighting game community.

[Hwoarvang]

Pay Irennicus to make this thread.

[DaDesiCanadian]

Send as much ice cream as possible to the eskimos.

[OMG AntiAir Dust]

Open a chain of restaurants called "You Got Served!" You go in and try to order something, and the employees just make fun of you. If they get you really good they say "You dont need food you already been served!" Then all the employees go "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!" or "DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!" Then they just pretend your not even there till you get frustrated and leave.

The only way you can actually get food at my restaurant is if you challenge one of my waiters to breakdance. But i'll hire good breakers, so it will ridiculously hard to win and get any food. I want these stores nationwide.

[sainthuey]

post about it on srk

[Biolink]

Use the money to make busts of every SRK member

[DeathScythe]

- Build a force field.





The military would never get you if you had one of those. :wink:


Hmm...something else I would do with said money....Revive Hitler, Stalin, Mao and the rest of the dictator crew and play Wii Sports.

[Nick T.]

put it all on black

buy as many elastics as I could

try to sell it to someone

buy enough paint to write "no homo" on every sign i could see

buy a billion McChicken sandwiches and have a eating contest in front of a weight loss clinic.

[terracotta]

- buy a small country

- build a house of 100 billion $0.01 coins

[Million]

I'd also get people to do outrageous things..simply for my amusement, and to prove that everyone has their price, despite how much they say to the contrary.

And oh yes...getting someone to eat their (or my) shit would be on my list of things. I could do the "Terrible Choices!" gameshow for real.

I'd also have a giant statue of myself built in a particular part of a city....perhaps several statues of my likeness....all around the country... Some would be in heroic poses of course. I'd want one statue at least to be gold.

I'd also buy all video games out right now for all systems currently on the market....even games that don't interest me....just to say that I bought everything.

[Rioting Soul]

-Revive the fighting game community
-Pay Blizzard to continue development of Starcraft:Ghost

[ThePurpleBunny]

If I had to do something incredibly retarded with one billion dollars...

... I'd invest in Midway.

[7 5 0]

Well first, I'd have a drink to calm my excitement. Then I would compile a "To do" list to eliminate many hoodlums in new york city dragging the economy down and having crime rates rise. Then I would start a foundation to donate money to the homeless people.

Second, I'll purchase all rare game systems and games made in the early 90's along with 3 gaming laptops for online shooters and business. Also, I'd grab 10 custom built arcade sticks in a variety of Happs, Sanwas, and Seimetus all for 2D fighters. 3D fighters would be forbidden in my place; they're gay and slow like hoodlums.

Finally, I'd invest in a home in the rural setting with diverse people and where there's a drug free, violence free, profanity free, hoodlum free, danger free, retarded free, noise free, environment.

[TS]

A deluxe arcade cabinet, or a series of such, made of various rare/expensive/cool materials.

ex.
big sit-down arcade cabinet made of marble, with gold buttons and a steel joystick.

I too would have statues of myself built. It would be fucking awesome. How could you not feel better about yourself, seeing a big statue of you pointing to the sky dramatically or some shit? I would want one made of steel, though.

Get all of my favorite shows released on DVD.

Fly to Japan to play in the arcades whenever I felt like.

Build a series of Ultimate Sega consoles. Disc drive would be HD-DVD compatible, and play Saturn/Dreamcast/Sega CD games. Cart slot in the back which would play Genesis/32x/Master System/Game Gear carts. The buttons would be some sort of super-thick unbreakable glass. Internet access and wi-fi, etc.

Buy Capcom and get them to make good fighters again, maybe buy the Marvel liscences too.

Buy the NFL and NBA game liscences and give a year or two of exclusivity to the Sega 2K Sports development teams.

Make some VS animated shorts, maybe 15-20 minutes long, each. Ex. Ryu vs Terry Bogard, Superman vs Hulk, etc.

Buy a Superbowl Sunday commercial for SRK.com.


*Have the following IM conversation:

Me: Hey.
Ex Girlfriend: Hey.
Me: So...
Me: I'm a billionaire, now.
Ex Girlfriend: ....what?
Me: Yeah.
Me: You fucked up.

*just kidding about the last one.

....


...or...

[Draeger]

Get a group of engineers to design circular stairs that would surpass any current skyscraper in the world.

If any women gives you problems, point to the stairs.

[Million]

I'd also round up the developers from Clover Studio, and Epic....and I would pay them nicely to make upgraded/updated perfect versions of Viewtiful Joe and Unreal Champsionship 2. I'd continue this in order to guarantee that these games continue on for the rest of my life, made exactly to MY specifications, regardless of how much the rest of the world apparently hates those games. I'd do this for other games I like as well, since my interest and enthusiasm seem to be a curse on a game's success and popularity.

I'd also make regular live press conferences, broadcast to the world(pre-empting EVERYTHING, on every network, to make sure everyone sees me.), just so I can regularly tell everyone to kiss my entire ass, get cancer, go to hell, burn for eternity, fuck your mother, etc. etc. It would feel so good. I'd definitely make a lot of these press conferences addressed specifically to the gaming community. Then...of course women would get a lot of the live broadcast hate as well.

[umthrfkr]

ide enter mick foley, mankind, dude love and cactus jack into the wsop. just to see who lasts longer.

make a terminator 4 with jean claude van damme with dolph lungren as the bad guy

then use the rest of the money to hire hulk hogan and ric flair to wrestle into their 90's.

[DoublexxCyclone]

Most retarded thing to do with 1 billion dollars is not to do anything at all.

[Will Gotti]

I'd get russian and german scientists to build me some octocamo and a invisibility cloak that will both be bonded to me at all times so no one can steal my shit. I just turn them off and on with my brain. I can use both those bitches accordingly. They can bond it to me with some crazy scientific shit that we haven't seen, I know those niggas can do it.

Once I get my suits, I'm wiring every doggone cent of my new money to banks in switzerland, panama and singapore. I'm stuffing that money in my pockets baby and I'm gone, you'll never catch me[/greased-up deaf guy], fuck the rules of the game.

My money is gonna be spread out across the land and I'll set up shop in Tangiers living large. Shouldn't have gave this nigga money.

[Dasrik]

I'd use it as toilet paper.

[DoublexxCyclone]

Genetically engineer the most perfect woman.

[Athanasy]

Construct a fort made up of a billion of one dollar bills.

Or make a fort constructed of a billion half-eaten chicken drumsticks.


Fucking fatty.

[TS]

I would also buy a Superbowl Sunday commercial for Sun Chips. But I suppose that would count as benefitting the world, as them shits are TIGHT.

[pherai]

- Pay Chris Tucker to do another Friday.

That benefits humanity brah cause that shit would be too good.

I'd build a star wars themed hotel resembling a death star.

[Weeks]

-Revive the fighting game community


Revive the fighting game community?? He said a billion dollars, not a million! Think big!

I'd buy the fighting game community. Keep everything and everyone at an undisclosed location where they are forced to battle for their lives in the most popular fighting games.

[terracotta]

but you had to do something incredibly retarded with it,
-Revive the fighting game community

:wink:

[Septimus Prime]

I'd buy Atlus.

[Etcetera]

Sex-bot research and build my dream mansion that includes a scrooge mcduck money pit.

[JackTenrac!]

Make Yu-Gi-Oh real.

That's right. Hologram monsters just jumping around making explosions and all that jazz. But it wouldn't really kill anyone. I'd pay Konami to consider this. It'd look like what SEGA attempted to do in the arcades many years ago. Oh, and you have to wear 3D glasses in order to play or watch. The whole duel disc system would be intact, of course. It would be the same embarassingly big piece of machinery, also. Monster moves still need to be yelled out. People will be still giving out ridiculous prizes for winning tournaments. And the whole "fight anywhere" concept would be in effect. From clubscenes to washrooms. Even when you're taking a jizz, someone can challenge you for the title. No escape.

[SUCCESS!]

pay off my debt

[Demon Dash]

I'd build a night club/arcade/brothel and Isabella Soprano would be my bitch...

[Remy Saotome]

Make Yu-Gi-Oh real.

That's right. Hologram monsters just jumping around making explosions and all that jazz. But it wouldn't really kill anyone. I'd pay Konami to consider this. It'd look like what SEGA attempted to do in the arcades many years ago. Oh, and you have to wear 3D glasses in order to play or watch. The whole duel disc system would be intact, of course. It would be the same embarassingly big piece of machinery, also. Monster moves still need to be yelled out. People will be still giving out ridiculous prizes for winning tournaments. And the whole "fight anywhere" concept would be in effect. From clubscenes to washrooms. Even when you're taking a jizz, someone can challenge you for the title. No escape.:rofl: I'd be all for that.

Well, since we have to do something incredibly retarded and non-beneficial to mankind, I'd either do what Bear suggested, or by a life-time's supply of WoW gamecards and then dump the rest into some really stupid research like making animal-people hybrids or some shit.:looney:

[thurst]

get some fine brazilian & dominicans and make them my concubines, of course i'd use my new found wealth to set up some HIV/AIDS screening or something. then i'd probably commission a giant statue of myself, like 40-50 ft tall....uh i'd buy the dallas cowboys and i guess thats about it i guess.

[Rhio2k]

I'd be rich!

But seriously, I wouldn't waste it like a retard. I'd continue to live like I do now, and save it for the upcoming economic bullshit Republicans seem to have planned for normal people.

[Darkstalker]

I'd convert it to coins and count it, Scrooge style.

[m121akuma]

I'd be rich!

Fuckin' beat me to it.

[scentless]

Put the money in various banks around the world and do NOTHING, yes nothing, all day...

other things i problaby would do:

convert the money into 1 dollar bils and build a Money Bin like Scrooge McDuck;

build a time machine.. yep

:looney: :looney: :looney:

[catchafire]

What about the other 999 million?

If takes you 1 million just to sleep w/ two girls at the same time, then I think you've got a problem...

[white shadow]

Oh and I almost forgot.

Create a Phoenix Wright game specifically about the entire Saddam and OJ Trials simultaneously using the Gears of War Unreal 3 graphics engine then give them out for free by express mail worldwide.

http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=1642797

[VG Emblem]

Open a chain of restaurants called "You Got Served!" You go in and try to order something, and the employees just make fun of you. If they get you really good they say "You dont need food you already been served!" Then all the employees go "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!" or "DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!" Then they just pretend your not even there till you get frustrated and leave.

The only way you can actually get food at my restaurant is if you challenge one of my waiters to breakdance. But i'll hire good breakers, so it will ridiculously hard to win and get any food. I want these stores nationwide.
LMAO! :rofl: Too fucking good!

Anyway, I think I'd pay a midget to be hung around my neck on a chain. A diamond chain and spray paint the midget gold. Also, have people follow me around with extremely loud speakers spouting the most annoying custom theme music ever created. If that's not enough to burn off my money, I'd hire commercial airplanes to fly huge banners with internet shock pictures on them around places.

[Will Gotti]

If takes you 1 million just to sleep w/ two girls at the same time, then I think you've got a problem...

Hell yeah, you know? Those bitches would never know I had that much money. All they'd know is I could do "magic tricks" by turning my ass invisible and camoflauging myself. If they don't orgasm on the spot and wanted to fuck me from seeing that, they ain't gettng none of my monies or the dick. I'll go fishing cause there's plenty more.

[BrwnbellyYankee]

i've always wanted to beat the hell out of a whale, so i'd do that, then buy the raiders, and just chill and do nothing all day

[aku]

I'd pay 3DRealms to finish making Duke Nukem Forever.

[Return of Shiki]

I'd also get people to do outrageous things..simply for my amusement, and to prove that everyone has their price, despite how much they say to the contrary.


Everybody's got a price...for the BILLION Dollar Man! MAH HAHAHAHA!

http://teddibiase.ytmnd.com/



And oh yes...getting someone to eat their (or my) shit would be on my list of things. I could do the "Terrible Choices!" gameshow for real.


This should be the show's theme song...

http://formoney.ytmnd.com/

-Build myself the Spencer Mansion from Resident Evil then pay actors to dress up like various monsters and zombies from the game. My friends and I would then act out scenes from Resident Evil and probably make a movie or something.


Awesome, but should also get the original Capcom actors, including Barry, Jill, Barry, and Wesker to follow you around and say their lines.

And EVERYTIME when you get to a locked door, have Barry tell Jill "Here's a lockpick...it might be handy if YOU, the master of unlocking, take it with you". Even if she already has the lockpick.

[Soundatron]

Invest most of it into genetically making an army for me than I'd pay my soldiers to wack a couple celebs and other well known figures such as

Tom Cruise
Paris Hilton
50 Cent and all of G-Unit
Britney Spears
Hillary Clinton
Oprah
Rosie 'O Donell
New York from Flava of Love

[ComboFighter]

Buy a newspaper from a stand and tell the guy to keep the change.

[valaris]

Invest most of it into genetically making an army for me than I'd pay my soldiers to wack a couple celebs and other well known figures such as

50 Cent and all of G-Unit


For a billion bucks I'd waste it all to see if 50 cent really IS bulletproof.

[Soundatron]

For a billion bucks I'd waste it all to see if 50 cent really IS bulletproof.

haha! I can promise you this time he will defintley get shot 9 times hell prolly even more

[BananaWeed]

Open a chain of restaurants called "You Got Served!" You go in and try to order something, and the employees just make fun of you. If they get you really good they say "You dont need food you already been served!" Then all the employees go "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!" or "DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!" Then they just pretend your not even there till you get frustrated and leave.

The only way you can actually get food at my restaurant is if you challenge one of my waiters to breakdance. But i'll hire good breakers, so it will ridiculously hard to win and get any food. I want these stores nationwide.

LOL OMG Winner.:rofl:

[Irennicus]

Personally, I'd make a replica of the WTC out of pennies fused together with a plane half-way crashing into one of them.

On top of ground zero, of course.

[valaris]

Personally, I'd make a replica of the WTC out of pennies fused together with a plane half-way crashing into one of them.

On top of ground zero, of course.

I read that too quickly and thought you wanted to rebuild the WTC out of penises.

[9999]

Id buy a fur coat. But not a real fur coat, thats cruel.

[Mario Lemieux!]

I read that too quickly and thought you wanted to rebuild the WTC out of penises.

That could be done too.


$1B directly to cloning research of speciman Lexington Steele

[valaris]

With Iren, you never quite know.

[marcusg]

I would pay capcom to make street fighter 4 with new sprite animation
I would pay for Marvel vs Capcom 3
I would pay Parris Hilton to gag on my cock for on hour
I would build ATs from Air Gear. So I can grind up building like in Jet Set Radio.
Make my own anime

Last but not least, build a huge collesuem for warriors who want to battle for glory in front of my royal throne. Where people fight Lions, beast, and genetic modified mutants to the death. This will be broadcast on public television. Celebrity fight nights will be held on Saturdays.

[valaris]

Out of curiousity, is a billion dollars enough to make a small death star?

[Sdouble]

I would buy an island and consistenly have the best fighting game players come play me. I would pay them handsomely and all that too.

I would hire a full staff of people to take care of me.

I would have individual cabinets for all of the following games

Vampire Savior
3s
ST
UMK3
CVS2
NGBC
KOF 98
Kof XI
MK II
KI

Ok the incredibly retarted thing I would do is, I would take money and throw it out in the street and just watch pepole go nuts. I would tip big at restaurants like 300 bucks everytime, b/c those waitress' work hard.

[Higher-Jin]

I'd start a wrestling promotion.

[maxx]

Open a chain of restaurants called "You Got Served!" You go in and try to order something, and the employees just make fun of you. If they get you really good they say "You dont need food you already been served!" Then all the employees go "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!" or "DAYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM!" Then they just pretend your not even there till you get frustrated and leave.

The only way you can actually get food at my restaurant is if you challenge one of my waiters to breakdance. But i'll hire good breakers, so it will ridiculously hard to win and get any food. I want these stores nationwide.

omg i would sooo eat there....i'd be there like weekly.

I'd start a wrestling promotion.

haha and i'd help him start it up....high flyers divsion i call that as my won.

[JackTenrac!]

Id buy a fur coat. But not a real fur coat, thats cruel.

:rofl: Barenaked Ladies

[ThePurpleBunny]

I figure for a billion dollars, I would buy my way into a space shuttle, go to the moon, and piss my name on the surface, so future generations will know my name.

[Night]

I'd pay 3DRealms to finish making Duke Nukem Forever.

That won't be enough money lol.

Hmmm, I'd also install my own damn bowling alley in my house. I'd consider buying a sports franchise, but some of em, a billion ISN'T enough lol.

[DeathScythe]

I figure for a billion dollars, I would buy my way into a space shuttle, go to the moon, and piss my name on the surface, so future generations will know my name.



Hmm....that's pretty risky. Why not just pull a Chairface Chipendale and just buy a huge laser and engrave your name in it? Of course the Tick would stop you and the word 'cha' would forever be engraved onto the moon's surface.

[OmNiExiZt]

Animal fights and one sided fist fights... what else is there?

*ONEZ*

[ThePurpleBunny]

Hmm....that's pretty risky. Why not just pull a Chairface Chipendale and just buy a huge laser and engrave your name in it? Of course the Tick would stop you and the word 'cha' would forever be engraved onto the moon's surface.

:lol:

Now that you mention it, I could spend that money on having my head replaced with a chair.

[TheSix]

Let's add -


- Buy Blizzard and get MORE billions.

[Million]

hmm...space...this final frontier gives me more ideas...

-I'd pay for a trip to the moon, just so I could throw some of my shit in various directions. I'd throw a few pieces at earth, then leave a piece on the moon, and throw shit at other planets of course. Sadly, the one hurled towards earth would simply burn up on re-entry, but I could at least have the pleasure of saying I did that. I'd also bust one out and leave some of my nut on the moon. Piss, a piece of my flesh, and a sample of blood would also get thrown in various directions. Then, perhaps some aliens happen to cruise by, notice that...and they could bring it back for research...and possibly clone me or some alien hybrid version of me elsewhere in the universe. Yeah, I'd do all this just for the chance of that actually happening. Better yet, I'd have scientists design super durable containers, so my bodily fluids, blood, and dna samples can be safe and conveniently contained for any aliens that happen to be out there.

[Sdouble]

hmm...space...this final frontier gives me more ideas...

-I'd pay for a trip to the moon, just so I could throw some of my shit in various directions. I'd throw a few pieces at earth, then leave a piece on the moon, and throw shit at other planets of course. Sadly, the one hurled towards earth would simply burn up on re-entry, but I could at least have the pleasure of saying I did that. I'd also bust one out and leave some of my nut on the moon. Piss, a piece of my flesh, and a sample of blood would also get thrown in various directions. Then, perhaps some aliens happen to cruise by, notice that...and they could bring it back for research...and possibly clone me or some alien hybrid version of me elsewhere in the universe. Yeah, I'd do all this just for the chance of that actually happening.

your mind is beyond my comprehension. QFWTFBBQT

[Taskmaster]

Force Capcom and Marvel to create Marvel vs DC vs Capcom.

Force Sammy to make GG vs SF.

I'd have a real life Optimus prime built, just to have him punk people I consider Decepticons.

[WISHKA]

two chicks at the same time

[BananaWeed]

If I had a billion dollars, I would hire the original cast of Street Fighter: The Movie and turn it into a Broadway show.

[Ojigishirou]

If I had a billion dollars
(If I had a billion dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a billion dollars
(If I had a billion dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a billion dollars
(If I had a billion dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a billion dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a billion dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had billion dollars
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had billion dollars
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would already be laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages but they don't have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame 'em
Uh, yeah

If I had a billion dollars
(If I had a billion dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had a billion dollars
(If I had a billion dollars)
Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like a llama or an emu)
And if I had a billion dollars
(If I had a a billion dollars)
Well, I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(Ooh, all them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had a billion dollars I'd buy your love

If I had a billion dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a billion dollars
Now, we'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I had a billion dollars
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we’d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That’s right, all the fanciest ke... dijon ketchups!
Mmmmmm, Mmmm-Hmmm

If I had a billion dollars
(If I had a billion dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had a billion dollars
(If I had a billion dollars)
Well, I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had a billion dollars
(If I had a billion dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey)

If I had a billion dollars
I’d buy your love

If I had a billion dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a billion dollars, If I had a million dollars
If I had a billion dollars
I'd be rich

:lovin:

[Grits'N'Gravy]

I'd adopt Elian Gonzales and then gather the original cast of Home Alone 1+2 to make Home Alone 5, Kevin in Connecticut!

"Oh no we left our 27 year old son home alone... in Grenwich!!"

Also, I'd shut down the WoW servers and open a Dunkin Donuts in San Francisco.

[JackTenrac!]

:lovin:

...you're a page late.

...that went well.

[majeh]

look at it.
light it on fire

[Will Gotti]

If I had a billion dollars
(If I had a billion dollars)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a billion dollars
(If I had a billion dollars)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a billion dollars
(If I had a billion dollars)
Well, I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had a billion dollars I'd buy your love

:lovin:

How the fuck did I guess someone would quote "Bare Naked Ladies". Unoriginal homie.

[ShadowInfinity]

I would build a real life Trail Mountain from Gran Turismo and buy all my friends Lotus Elises.

[Green]

If takes you 1 million just to sleep w/ two girls at the same time, then I think you've got a problem...
... I'm guessing you never watched the movie?

[Dasrik]

two chicks at the same time
That would very definitely benefit you.

[Manx]

See how much thicker I could make a brick wall by just painting it with however many coats of paint a billion dollars can buy.

[thurst]

oh yeah on topic of animal fights, i'd settle the bear vs. gorilla argument once and for all with my billions.

[DragonSama]

Why does this concept sound familiar?