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Zulu
01-07-2007, 12:41 PM
Well...everyone's favorite crazy bitch has her own show. Even though it doesn't offically premier until tomorrow night, VH1 is showing the first episode now. I think it might be better than Flava of Love. NY's mom is still the devil.

Romance is off the chain. If ever there was a male Paris Hilton....

Can't stand Chance. Nigga talks too much.

Rico royally fucked up.

Wood is the biggest black man ever created. He looks like Craig Marduk.

Onix is..damn...:sweat:

T-Bone looks like...Somethin shittted on his face.

Mr. Boston ftw!

Rhio2k
01-07-2007, 01:09 PM
Well...everyone's favorite crazy bitch has her own show.

God Warrior got a show? What about the gargoyles?

Shade
01-07-2007, 01:30 PM
Yea, I'ma catch it tomorrow. Cant wait for teh funny.

Kid Wonder
01-07-2007, 03:41 PM
God Warrior got a show? What about the gargoyles?
hahahahahha

Haven't seen the first ep yet, but I'm gonna catch it later. I really don't care about her at all. I just want to see the guys fuck up and fuck each other up. bound for good tv...
but it was hilarious when she backed it up on one dude then was like, "goooodbye"

Zulu
01-07-2007, 05:12 PM
Her mom needs her own show too.

'I think alot of the guys have a touch of the gay in them. Undercover gay lovers.'

Lol.

thurst
01-07-2007, 06:16 PM
i never watched flava of love, but from the commercials i've seen for her show new york could get it...a lot.

Stuckey
01-07-2007, 06:23 PM
oh my god, i'd fuck the shit out of new york. thick new york or skinny new york it doesn't matter. i'd walk to that ass on some Making the Band shit.

maxx
01-07-2007, 06:28 PM
oh my god, i'd fuck the shit out of new york. thick new york or skinny new york it doesn't matter. i'd walk to that ass on some Making the Band shit.

go get me some breastmilk from an ethopian woman and then we'll talk.

AKUMA2000
01-07-2007, 06:34 PM
Her mom needs her own show too.

'I think alot of the guys have a touch of the gay in them. Undercover gay lovers.'

Lol.

She won't need one, probably already lined up as a special guest on a her daughter's show so the guys can try to hit it. :rofl: :rofl:

Biolink
01-07-2007, 06:54 PM
/are these like,rich businessmen or something?

Zulu
01-07-2007, 08:02 PM
^ Dummy..watch Flavor of Love 1 and 2 (youtube it).

Zulu
01-08-2007, 09:58 PM
Bump

Ojigishirou
01-08-2007, 11:13 PM
Mr. Boston is immediately my favorite.

New York is a moron. She's from NY and she doesn't know what negrita means and the context it's used in? Oh my god, that's like not knowing what a bodega is. She showed maaaaaaaaad ignorance with that shit and quite frankly that spanish dude shouldn't of apologized. You don't humor American ignorance, you correct it so they learn something for a change.

Nick T.
01-08-2007, 11:56 PM
Mr. Boston is too white.
But he'll be one of the last ones off the show.

Romance is a future gay porn star just waiting to happen. He also looks like a bitch.

Token is going to get into a huge fight eventually over talking too much and talking trash. Not a good thing to do.

orochizoolander
01-09-2007, 03:18 AM
HOLY SHIT I MISSED IT!!!! I HOPE I CAN YOUTUBE IT

EDIT: i nvr liked flavor of love but my frend who obsessed with it got me into it halfway through season1. ny is teh hotness!!!

NINJA EDIT: Why are those gold-digging hoes kissing flavs ass in the first place? is it for his money?...no can't b cuz he don't got any money...does he? lol they jus want tv time.

NINJA EDIT REMIX: CRAZY CAN'T SING FOR SHIT!!! REMEMBER WHEN SHE WAS PUT ON THE SPOT TO SING AT THE REUNION!!!!:rofl: :lol: :rofl: AND THE SAD PART WAS IT WAS PLANNED CUZ SHE HAD THE MIC N SONG READY IN ADAVNCE YET SHE STLL OWNED HERSELF THE SECOND SHE OPENED HER MOUTH:rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol: :rofl: :lol:

thurst
01-09-2007, 03:33 AM
Mr. Boston is immediately my favorite.

New York is a moron. She's from NY and she doesn't know what negrita means and the context it's used in? Oh my god, that's like not knowing what a bodega is. She showed maaaaaaaaad ignorance with that shit and quite frankly that spanish dude shouldn't of apologized. You don't humor American ignorance, you correct it so they learn something for a change.

yeah god forbid a person not be familiar with the idiosyncrasies of every culture that exists in america...anyway, new york's mom blasting chance was mad funny. this show has so many caricatures it's almost ridiculous.

they seriously could not have picked a more stereotypical white guy than boston, like holy shit where'd he get that voice from? he's like the justification for every shitty comicview comedian's "white people do this..." routine.

sixtymhz
01-09-2007, 07:40 AM
Funny show. I enjoyed it. Her mom is a bitch though.

And I hate when black people pull the race card over stupid shit.
"He was wearing a green coat and a pink shirt looking like a watermelon. Did he do that because im black and black people like watermelon!?"

GTFO of here with that shit.

sinnish4
01-09-2007, 07:50 AM
why did they give a dumb hoe a show.

the bitch cant cleary see that the retarded thug guy just wants to fuck her and act a asshole to have alot of attention.lol just like a hoe would say see wants a punk ass thug,which is dumb he going to play her ass anyway.

big mistake on giving her a show.because there is plenty of dumb bitches that look and think like her where i live.

Nando
01-09-2007, 07:56 AM
this show was really funny
I'll be watching more in the future, but CHance is too stupid for my taste.
how did it go, from little black girl, to, little Ni****, oh well, all for tv, which it was great.
The best part was the digitl puff of smoke the NY's mom blew over chance.

Zulu
01-09-2007, 12:07 PM
Moment of the night was when they animated T-Bone's eye so it became extra crossed. That killed me.

T-Weed needs some hair gel.

versus addict
01-09-2007, 12:12 PM
Moment of the night was when they animated T-Bone's eye so it became extra crossed. That killed me.

...omfg, truth! so cold....

Chance flipping out and having a fit was pretty good too.

Mr. Boston...........................:rofl:

HuStLeMaN17
01-09-2007, 12:25 PM
It was hella funny when the mom was talkin to mr.boston and she kept saying how his conversation would click back and forth then she said he needed another drink it was funny how they edited that part.

Mixah
01-09-2007, 12:41 PM
I love New York, but I don't feel the city is good enough to constitute a thread... I mean shit, it's not exactly Rosie O'Donnell.

Stuckey
01-09-2007, 01:28 PM
why did they give a dumb hoe a show.

the bitch cant cleary see that the retarded thug guy just wants to fuck her and act a asshole to have alot of attention.lol just like a hoe would say see wants a punk ass thug,which is dumb he going to play her ass anyway.

big mistake on giving her a show.because there is plenty of dumb bitches that look and think like her where i live.

damn. you need a hug, partner

Goose
01-09-2007, 01:36 PM
Fact: there are no MvC, CvS, or 3S machines in upstate NY.

Shade
01-09-2007, 01:36 PM
why did they give a dumb hoe a show.

the bitch cant cleary see that the retarded thug guy just wants to fuck her and act a asshole to have alot of attention.lol just like a hoe would say see wants a punk ass thug,which is dumb he going to play her ass anyway.

big mistake on giving her a show.because there is plenty of dumb bitches that look and think like her where i live.

He must be Mr. Boston.

sinnish4
01-09-2007, 02:39 PM
mayor! :lovin:

Biolink
01-09-2007, 02:42 PM
^ Dummy..watch Flavor of Love 1 and 2 (youtube it).

Don't jump to conclusions.I watched the entire season of Flavor of Love 2.Of course I know who New York is.I didn't know what kind of guys would be competing for her.I don't know what kind of job New York owns,but it doesn't make sense for her to marry a guy that doesn't have money.

Spirit Juice
01-09-2007, 02:44 PM
Haha. Mr. Boston for the fucking win. I usually root for the underdogs... but this guy fucking wins it. He's such a nerd, but he still has a lot of confidence from what it seems. He fucking owned Chance when Chance was trying to punk him.

What's funny about this show is that it plays out more stereotypes than Flavor of Love did. Here we have New York, being a dumb ass by stereotyping her own race with the "watermelon" comment. She also pulled off the typical American ignorance as well with Rico's "pet name" he wanted to give her. Not everything translates into English perfectly. Of course phrases in other languages mean something else and may not translate into English like it should. IT'S CALLED CULTURE YOU DUMB BITCH. Also, :rofl: @ Chance. Way to represent your race.

Biolink
01-09-2007, 02:46 PM
Mr.Boston:rofl: :rofl:

Dude is too straight,and most likely he will be one of the last guys voted off.

Kid Wonder
01-09-2007, 05:52 PM
Mr. Boston is immediately my favorite.

New York is a moron. She's from NY and she doesn't know what negrita means and the context it's used in? Oh my god, that's like not knowing what a bodega is. She showed maaaaaaaaad ignorance with that shit and quite frankly that spanish dude shouldn't of apologized. You don't humor American ignorance, you correct it so they learn something for a change.
I don't like this guy.
Funny show. I enjoyed it. Her mom is a bitch though.

And I hate when black people pull the race card over stupid shit.
"He was wearing a green coat and a pink shirt looking like a watermelon. Did he do that because im black and black people like watermelon!?"

GTFO of here with that shit.
I thought it was pretty obvious she was just hyped up and pulled that one out of her ass just to get her message across. She wasn't serious about that part.


lmao @ what she said about T-Bone. nigga needs to control his eye sockets!!

matrix9280
01-09-2007, 05:53 PM
What do they win? What exactly is the prize?

Kid Wonder
01-09-2007, 06:01 PM
Haha. Mr. Boston for the fucking win. I usually root for the underdogs... but this guy fucking wins it. He's such a nerd, but he still has a lot of confidence from what it seems. He fucking owned Chance when Chance was trying to punk him.

What's funny about this show is that it plays out more stereotypes than Flavor of Love did. Here we have New York, being a dumb ass by stereotyping her own race with the "watermelon" comment. She also pulled off the typical American ignorance as well with Rico's "pet name" he wanted to give her. Not everything translates into English perfectly. Of course phrases in other languages mean something else and may not translate into English like it should. IT'S CALLED CULTURE YOU DUMB BITCH. Also, :rofl: @ Chance. Way to represent your race.
Since when is Chance supposed to be our spokesperson? wth are you talking about? :confused:

What do they win? What exactly is the prize?
"matrix9280 is dead!"
I can see why.
She's the prize. That's it. Plus 15 minutes of fame, of course....


sneak edit: yeah, it's obvious Rico didn't mean no harm.....hell, he wouldn't have been on the show if that was the case. That's a SHIT load of time to wait before meeting her. But he completely stepped up wrong.
1. It's New York. You don't give her a new nickname, especially on the first day. Who the hell are you? That's some cocky shit.
2. You don't say "little black girl" to a black woman. Shit doesn't fly. Even I knew she wasn't gonna be havin' any of that..

Pablo_the_Mex
01-09-2007, 06:37 PM
What do they win? What exactly is the prize?

Good questions. I only saw some of flavor of love to know who New York is when my mom stumbled upon it while channel surfing. As a show that reinforces stereotypes that create hilarity, I really don't see how anyone can come out a winner.

Also, has anyone ever told her that she looks like a crackhead?

The Epidemic
01-09-2007, 07:32 PM
i think his name is "romance" or something but, that dude is weird as shit...new york is his dog reincarnated? wtf!?...also that one skinny ass nigga who thinks hes hard irritates the hell out of me...this show is hilarious..

Spirit Juice
01-09-2007, 08:18 PM
Since when is Chance supposed to be our spokesperson? wth are you talking about? :confused:

He's not. But acting a stereotype isn't good for any race on TV.

Like others have said, this show is pretty much stereotyped out the ass.

hubcapsignstop
01-09-2007, 09:04 PM
NewYork is beautiful

Kid Wonder
01-10-2007, 03:15 AM
He's not. But acting a stereotype isn't good for any race on TV.

Like others have said, this show is pretty much stereotyped out the ass.
Yeah, but you're making it out like he signed up for "race wars." It's just a nigga being a nigga. Now when the new 3 6 reality show comes out, then you can talk shit about representin' somethin'.....:wasted:




btw, is "race wars" real? Sounds like I didn't make that up....

matrix9280
01-10-2007, 03:19 AM
She's the prize. That's it. Plus 15 minutes of fame, of course....

What do you mean by that exactly? If someone wins what they get to date her?
Do they get to sleep with her? What if she doesn't want to date or sleep with that person? I don't think anyone at VH1 could mandate something like that.It just doesn't add up. There's gotta be more to it than She's the prize. Which I must admit she isn't much of.

Kid Wonder
01-10-2007, 03:35 AM
She...uh.....picks out the winner herself.
Well, technically, the producers do..........but we're gonna pretend otherwise. So in our eyes...yes, yes, the "win" is that they get to be with her. That's it. No gifts to take home. It's not a game show. It's like a love/game/reality show. She's trying to find her "true love". They supposedly love her, so that's what they're trying to win -- her love.

Shade
01-10-2007, 03:45 AM
NewYork is beautiful

She's "beatable". No where near "Beautiful". That's not a word I'd use to describe her with. Seriously.

What do you mean by that exactly? If someone wins what they get to date her?
Do they get to sleep with her? What if she doesn't want to date or sleep with that person? I don't think anyone at VH1 could mandate something like that.It just doesn't add up. There's gotta be more to it than She's the prize. Which I must admit she isn't much of.

Who cares. Watch it for entertainment, and relax. Who cares what happens when the show ends? BITCH, you wont be there, so who cares.:rofl:

You probably didnt make the cut, and now you're bitter. I get it. It's ok, dude. Next year.

Kid Wonder
01-10-2007, 03:59 AM
OK.........can someone please buy NY's mom some bangs? While you're at it, chop them in half and paste them on NY's forehead. Her muthafuckin forehead is expandable, it's that big.....

Shade, you're SK, right? A lot of prem name changes that I forget who's who........
but any ways, the most I would give her is "she has her moments." She has too many man features like Ciara. Attractive....but then instant man-change.

matrix9280
01-10-2007, 04:31 AM
Who cares. Watch it for entertainment, and relax. Who cares what happens when the show ends? BITCH, you wont be there, so who cares.:rofl:

You probably didnt make the cut, and now you're bitter. I get it. It's ok, dude. Next year.


:wonder: I asked an honest question. The fact that you do not possess the answer to said question is no reason to throw around vitriolic insults and baseless rumors towards me. It's ultimately a shallow-minded and foolhardy gesture to accuse someone of not liking something only because they do not have it.

Example 1 : I do not like syphillis. Is it because I do not have it? No. It is because I do not want it and it is a sexually-transmitted-disease that could lead to mental illness and eventually death.

Example 2: I do not like Playstation 3. Is it because I do not have it? Once again the answer is no. The reason for my disinterest towards Playstation 3 has to do with its lack of quality software and excessive price which I would certainly be able to pay were I so inclined.

I saw bits and pieces of the show and did not particularly care for it. As far as I'm concerned it's nothing more than an extended version of Elimidate. I however did not verbally attack anyone who thought differently. Unfortunately I've learned from posting on this board long enough to know that I'm the exception and not the rule. C'est la vie.

sixtymhz
01-10-2007, 07:35 AM
^^ I vote4ban

AKUMA2000
01-10-2007, 09:18 PM
What do they win? What exactly is the prize?

The prize is one of them possibly being New York's "true love/prince charming" that she says she's looking for.

But i don't think most of those guys care if they win or not, probably just on tv to get a chance to knock boots with New York and the bragging rights to go along with it.

DanielLarusso
01-12-2007, 01:04 PM
I thought New York's mom would fuck things up just based on her previous Flavor of Love appearances but after watching the show I'm glad she's there. She's adds the right bit of hilarity to the show because when people are crazy and acting weird she does not play along AT ALL. So far she's had better lines than New York, yeah that "touch of gay" was good shit.

Gotta say the show was better than I expected. Flav would be proud. Can't wait to see the episode where they bring him in, cause you KNOW its gonna happen.

Shade
01-12-2007, 02:59 PM
OK.........can someone please buy NY's mom some bangs? While you're at it, chop them in half and paste them on NY's forehead. Her muthafuckin forehead is expandable, it's that big.....

Shade, you're SK, right? A lot of prem name changes that I forget who's who........
but any ways, the most I would give her is "she has her moments." She has too many man features like Ciara. Attractive....but then instant man-change.

Yea, I'm Shin Kairi. Thought you knew that? =P



Fuck you talkin' bout?


New York on JimmyKimmel + BIG ASS BOOBS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbQBeaiz8WE&eurl=

Kid Wonder
01-14-2007, 12:57 PM
I did, but you don't have no BDG in sight. I hardly keep up with this place anymore, so there's always new changes I'm forgetting about.

fuck a youtube

DanielLarusso
01-14-2007, 01:01 PM
New York on JimmyKimmel + BIG ASS BOOBS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbQBeaiz8WE&eurl=


Wow. Looks like she put on some weight, and got breast implants.

Stuckey
01-14-2007, 01:41 PM
I'd still do ungodly things with her. For hours....

Spirit Juice
01-14-2007, 03:19 PM
Wow. Looks like she put on some weight, and got breast implants.

She's definitely like... 15 lbs. heavier it looks like. And her boobs are obviously much bigger. Bitch must've had some big implants unless she has some magical bra.

Also, after the clip, look at the similar videos. :rofl: @ weight loss video links.

Juggy
01-23-2007, 10:59 AM
Anyone watch the latest show? I was surprised Bones went home... he wasn't a good match but I thought he'd be around until nearly the end. And T-Weed's life is over.

ChairHome
01-23-2007, 11:11 AM
I caught the beginning of the latest episode and was hypnotized. This show is embarrassing, that's why its so watchable. Whiteboy was right though, they should've just let Pootie get some air.

Gimpy
01-23-2007, 12:31 PM
I was listening to the radio this morning and they were talking about some dude name Pootie who got "emotional" when new York eliminated him. Anyone have footage?

Spirit Juice
01-23-2007, 12:38 PM
I was listening to the radio this morning and they were talking about some dude name Pootie who got "emotional" when new York eliminated him. Anyone have footage?

They were probably talking about Romance I guess. Pootie was sent home early (before the elimination ceremony) because he was having mental/emotional breakdowns.