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NOBITA KUN
01-17-2007, 11:18 PM
Basiclly this is a power struggle of sorts within the SRK community...both causes are spearheaded by 2 shining beacons and credicts of the female anatomy....
the constant WHITE SHADOW vs NOBITA KUN debate...
Your in a plane crash...and you manage to swim to a desert island...and you look back and notice on the horizon that there are 2 women 100 yards apart from each other but are both the same distance away from the shore....you can only rescue 1....because of your energy level and the time that they will be able to stay afloat in the water....now earlier.....before the crash...on the plane you admired these 2 women sitting opposits from each other....one women has incredible large bubble tits and a small ass.....the other woman is sitting across from her has small breast and a a bubble behind of great stature.....anyway the only way you can tell them apart from 100 yards out is there hair color.....
who do you rescue and why?
edit.....
I might also add that this was on a non stop fight to NEW ZEALAND which is like a 18 hour flight.....and you were able to have plenty of drinks and kick it with both women....and able to get into each womens head....and both women have the same sex drive and same sexual energy about them....I imight also add that you gave each a compliment on there nice ass and nice tits and they told you that they were real....of course they let you touch them to see i they were telling the truth.....its only right that they let you check... after all..there not going to pull the wool over a SRKers eyes..are they >_<
ThePurpleBunny
01-17-2007, 11:20 PM
The one with the big ass. It floats better. Bigger tits would mean having to keep her face down and she drowns. Can't bang that... for too long.
Ojigishirou
01-17-2007, 11:23 PM
The bubble butt. I see not how anyone would choose something different.
It's all about the ass. Tities are nice, but choosing between ass and tities? Ass wins no doubt.
FallingEdge
01-17-2007, 11:25 PM
Damn.
Damn. Damn. Damn.
It's a tough decision but I gotta go with the ass. I'm more of an ass guy anyway.
Stuckey
01-17-2007, 11:29 PM
i'd rescue that rump.
RedPhase
01-17-2007, 11:29 PM
ass. No contest.
If you end up having kids, you probably want the one with the big rack for breastfeeding purposes.
Edit: thus far, the responses to this thread prove that half of SRK is black.
Lucretz
01-17-2007, 11:37 PM
Titties. Always.
Shade
01-17-2007, 11:40 PM
Titties. Always.
yep.
NOBITA KUN
01-17-2007, 11:41 PM
If you end up having kids, you probably want the one with the big rack for breastfeeding purposes.
Edit: thus far, the responses to this thread prove that half of SRK is black.
Both WHITE SHADOW and NOBITA KUN are black... so skin color has no bareing on this at all....
edit
and ive seen really skinny women with smaller tits get pregnant and have a kid and there breast swell to a nice substancial size with sweet milk..and i will add from my own experience that this milk was quite tasty and fun to drink >_<
Is this to say also that a women with a nice ass and wide hips would give birth alot easyier?
Son Them All
01-17-2007, 11:42 PM
Titties. Always.
Word life.
Hokuto Shingo
01-17-2007, 11:42 PM
man...I'm going with ass. Old ass looks better than old tits. What happens when those fun bags turn into duffel bags?
Debaser
01-17-2007, 11:57 PM
double scoop is the only choice.
DropKick Murphy
01-18-2007, 12:05 AM
Boobs.
4Play
01-18-2007, 12:17 AM
Ass, 'cause Im an assman. I like junk in the trunk.
Bullet Tooth
01-18-2007, 12:20 AM
Ass.
ytwojay
01-18-2007, 12:21 AM
Titties. Always.
ALWAYS.
Ill rescue....ummmmm.....armmmmmm.....arrrrrrrrmmmmm.. ..hmmmm.....why do you have to make things so complicated damnit...
nah...i hate huge tits...in my opinionon, it looks really ugly. bubble tits can drown and die :P
Dios <-X->
01-18-2007, 12:24 AM
Take a fuckin guess
how about I let them both die and then get a girl with huge tits and a bubble ass?
b1gazn
01-18-2007, 12:35 AM
If I need food, the bitch is learning how to breast feed.
Sacr3D
01-18-2007, 12:40 AM
I am loyal to the titties!!!
Night
01-18-2007, 12:43 AM
Breasts ftw.
Shade
01-18-2007, 12:47 AM
I bitch with no tits is just a man with hair. Breast for life son.
Mechanica
01-18-2007, 12:53 AM
Honestly? I'd rather be on a desert island alone than with some woman I've never met.
And anyway, before you even think it, I really don't think they'd put out for me rescuing them, and I don't feel like swimming that far away. Fuck 'em both.
:tup:
Thinking about it, if you had to resort to canibalism, you'd want the chick with the big ass.
thurst
01-18-2007, 01:55 AM
i can't so swim so those bitches would be shit out of luck, but if i could somehow save one of them it'd probably be the one with the big ass...although i must say i'd much rather prefer a girl with a small well shaped booty than a chick that has ass for days, same with titties.
AdverseSolutions
01-18-2007, 02:30 AM
grab the one with the elvira, use that as a flotation aid to rescue the m ass terpiece
2-in-1 and i didn't even have to buffer
SRKev
01-18-2007, 02:47 AM
Honestly? I'd rather be on a desert island alone than with some woman I've never met.
And anyway, before you even think it, I really don't think they'd put out for me rescuing them, and I don't feel like swimming that far away. Fuck 'em both.
:tup:
Nigga is you crazy?! Just answer the question instead of trying to be cool with that,"Well I don't want to be alone with hot girls I don't know" bullshit.
Empire Booty.
Allosaurus
01-18-2007, 02:50 AM
I am loyal to the titties!!!
Co-Signed.
AgantK7
01-18-2007, 03:27 AM
Empire Booty.
F.T.W.
-K7
Kid Wonder
01-18-2007, 03:33 AM
how about I let them both die and then get a girl with huge tits and a bubble ass?
This guy ends up alone with his hand.
Honestly? I'd rather be on a desert island alone than with some woman I've never met.
And anyway, before you even think it, I really don't think they'd put out for me rescuing them, and I don't feel like swimming that far away. Fuck 'em both.
:tup:
This guy has no game.
As for me, if it's a black girl that knows how to back it up: ass; otherwise, I'm gonna go with big titties. I don't need her to have skills to titty fuck her.
But in real life ass > titties. always
fishjie
01-18-2007, 03:43 AM
neither. i rescue the boyish, flat chested, flat assed asian girl, and offer up thanksgiving and prayer and offerings to God. mmm mmm asian.
ps: if said asian girl is like: i only liek white guys, i will construct a set of stairs out of coconuts, and push her down it.
STEP YOU FLIGHT UP SON
Stabby
01-18-2007, 04:13 AM
Island?
No bra?
Those titties are going to look terrible.
Mystic_bash
01-18-2007, 04:25 AM
Take a fuckin guess
CULOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RockBogart
01-18-2007, 05:11 AM
Actually White Shadow would more likely take ass over big fake tits any day of the week.
Skyler
01-18-2007, 05:20 AM
Thinking about it, if you had to resort to canibalism, you'd want the chick with the big ass.
your on a god damn island so theres bound to be food everywhere dude. This isnt south park god dammit. Besides, we man have needs okay, so we gotta keep the one thing that will make us happy from dying. :lovin:
Dasrik
01-18-2007, 05:21 AM
Yeah. Because sex doesn't use up a lot of calories and can be used as a substitute for food.
I'm with TS. The best meat's in the rump.
edit to Skyler: DESERT island, dumbass.
Lick Me Off
01-18-2007, 05:33 AM
I'd let them both die and have sex with their dead bodies.
Dead bitches dont talk and are always in the mood.
Plus, why the fuck would you want to get some bitch pregnant on a deserted island? You'd have to deliver the baby and cut the imbilical cord with a rock or some shit. Then your kids are gonna have to end up having sex with each other to procreate cuz theirs nobody else on the island. Dead bitch ftw.
white shadow
01-18-2007, 05:34 AM
Actually White Shadow would more likely take ass over big fake tits any day of the week.
Affirmative.
I hate you Noble!
Ouroborus
01-18-2007, 06:08 AM
titays
Azrael
01-18-2007, 06:12 AM
Tits. I have always been, and will always be a breast man. Living in Japan for almost 4 years now has only made that desire stronger. It's true that absence makes the heart grow fonder. :sad:
Million
01-18-2007, 06:16 AM
^I would've thought living in japan would make you desire the butt more, if you're going to use the whole "absence makes the heart grow fonder" line. Everyone knows all about asians and their tragic ass deficiency.
It's not even something to seriously think about, for me. Booty as always...it's just more important to me. The Butt wins.
Gimpy
01-18-2007, 06:21 AM
I'm going with Nobita! Too be honest and it may piss alot of SRk'ers couldn't handle phat asses. Be happy if you're a member of COPA and the Church of Bootyism. :lovin: :lovin: :rofl:
EDIT:Hokuto Shingo hit it on the spot perfectly. Ihave 60 year old black women in my workplace with some bomb, phat asses. And one of my co-workers has "old" titties and it's not cute. :wasted:
white shadow
01-18-2007, 06:27 AM
Tits. I have always been, and will always be a breast man. Living in Japan for almost 4 years now has only made that desire stronger. It's true that absence makes the heart grow fonder. :sad:
A prominent black SRKer that is a boob brotha!:wow: A black guy that like boobs over ass is rarity nowadays.
Biolink
01-18-2007, 06:32 AM
I'm going with Nobita and Crew.I'm an ass man.'Nuff said.
Gimpy
01-18-2007, 06:33 AM
I'm going with Nobita and Crew.I'm an ass man.'Nuff said.
You my friend are a member of COPA!!!!!!! :rofl:
Azrael
01-18-2007, 06:39 AM
^I would've thought living in japan would make you desire the butt more, if you're going to use the whole "absence makes the heart grow fonder" line. Everyone knows all about asians and their tragic ass deficiency.
You know, I see more Japanese women with a nice ass than I do with a decent rack. Good tits are definitely rarer here.
I'm a firm supporter of the White Shadow camp on this one.
improve
01-18-2007, 06:41 AM
Both
Will Gotti
01-18-2007, 06:42 AM
I'd let them both die and have sex with their dead bodies.
Dead bitches dont talk and are always in the mood.
Plus, why the fuck would you want to get some bitch pregnant on a deserted island? You'd have to deliver the baby and cut the imbilical cord with a rock or some shit. Then your kids are gonna have to end up having sex with each other to procreate cuz theirs nobody else on the island. Dead bitch ftw.
That's some heinous shit. You have no problem fucking a dead woman, but have a problem fucking a living one and getting her pregnant on a deserted island when there's nothing else to do? Then you're worried about the kids procreating with each other or having to fuck your daughters to keep the chain moving? Damn necrophiliac. If you don't want to get her pregnant, pull out everytime and dump your load on her stomach, ground wherever as long as you don't nut in her.
I can understand not wanting to be on a desert island with a bunch of malnourished dead kids laying around, but shit, I'd much rather fuck a big mouth sassy bitch than a dead one. She'll want it after awhile and since it's just two of you, you're bound to stick your dick in her when she's sleeping if she's not in the mood. It's a matter of putting her in the mood.
Oh btw the way, I'm with Nobita. I chose the bubble butt cause nowhere did it say the one with the ass had mesquito titties, just small ones. So, I'm thinking it's safe to assume she has a medium sized B-Cup. Ha ha ha[/chappelle].
Biolink
01-18-2007, 06:42 AM
You my friend are a member of COPA!!!!!!! :rofl:
Thanks.
What does that stand for?
Chachi
01-18-2007, 06:50 AM
Must... save... that... ass...
AkumaTX
01-18-2007, 07:03 AM
Stastics show me that half the people here have never played with a tit.
TATAS for the win.
NOBITA KUN
01-18-2007, 07:09 AM
Affirmative.
I hate you Noble!
"love you to my old chum" <---in the ADAM WEST voice
imma edit the original thread to include that after careful scrutiny it was confirmed that the largebreasted womens breast were infact real:wgrin:
Will Gotti
01-18-2007, 07:10 AM
Stastics show me that half the people here have never played with a tit.
Not true. It could be said the other half has never stuck their dick in a nice bubble butt. Flat asses are no fun.
Gimpy
01-18-2007, 07:11 AM
Thanks.
What does that stand for?
Connoisseur Of Phat Asses!!!!!
Adam Warlock
01-18-2007, 07:13 AM
Whichever one whines to me the least about saving her. The last thing I need stuck on this island with me is a nagging bitch.
Infested Jester
01-18-2007, 07:38 AM
Titties cause I like to fuck them, grab them, lick them, etc.
Don't get me wrong, I like a nice ass also...but its mainly eye candy for me when shes walking or bouncing off my unit. If I'm gonna be stranded I need something that will occupy me longer.
Holy Knight
01-18-2007, 08:07 AM
bewbs
OmNiExiZt
01-18-2007, 08:19 AM
I'd have to go with the large asseded woman.
*ONEZ*
Hokuto Shingo
01-18-2007, 08:32 AM
Damn this is close...the difference make comes down to the extras. With a fat ass you also gonna get legs + hips combo:lovin: . With tits you're just gonna get sloppy shoulders and back pain:wasted: . So again...ass ftw
Kuprin
01-18-2007, 08:36 AM
In an ass mood at the moment, so voting for ass.
P.S. I'm white. :p
The Invincible Swordsman
01-18-2007, 08:41 AM
I'm choosing the woman with the big ass. Some of you guys are acting like girls with lesser tits can't breastfeed. This is incorrect. She can still breastfeed...... you just won't have that nice pillowto lay your head upon to rest while you suckle.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying in his best Mick Jagger voice:
I'm an ASSMAN!!!
So far, God has blessed me with nothing but chicks with booty. And, might I say, the view is ALWAYS better from behind. There's nothing more awesome than just laying down and just putting your hands in her pants and just grabbing a handful of butt meat. It's the most awesome thing ever. It's like fucking around with playdough or something.
I'll go with the ass. And as a bonus, on a cold night? Just have her rub that shit against your balls and you'll be really warm for the night.
Geese Pants
01-18-2007, 09:02 AM
If the booty chick was white or asian..............no second thought. You know how hard it is for me to be blessed with someone like that?
Ass for this situation.......better to make babies with.
angryliberal
01-18-2007, 09:06 AM
ass. no question. at all.
Will Gotti
01-18-2007, 09:07 AM
ass. no question. at all.
If no questions at all, you must definitely be black. Black as a purple african motherfucker
Atb_555
01-18-2007, 09:19 AM
Ass FTMFW
angryliberal
01-18-2007, 09:28 AM
If no questions at all, you must definitely be black. Black as a purple african motherfucker
lol - i'm whiter than million is horny...
raishinken
01-18-2007, 09:36 AM
Im mixed "black and white" so i guess i get to like both and i do! I never have met a girl with a fat ass that didn't have atleast suckable tits! i mean thats what there for right! But i have seen alot of women with big tits with absolutly no ass! straight pancake ass! So obviously Ass is more special to me and it should be to you too!
Will Gotti
01-18-2007, 09:39 AM
lol - i'm whiter than million is horny...
You gotta be kidding me? :confused: :rofl: You must be from somewhere in Africa, South Africa or something cause a white dude unequivocally choosing ass over titties is unheard of[/TS]
You gotta have a spot of black in you, a suppressed gene maybe?
angryliberal
01-18-2007, 09:51 AM
let's see -
- dad is scottish
- mom is irish
- small dick
- asian women are attracted to me
yup, i'm white...
raishinken
01-18-2007, 09:59 AM
^^ LOL, espically the asian women part!
Will Gotti
01-18-2007, 10:03 AM
Angry I knew you were white from the beginning. I was just fucking with TS and his first post.
angryliberal
01-18-2007, 10:28 AM
everyone knows i'm white. not knowing i'm white is like not knowing iren is a deviant...i just wanted to make the "asian girls are attracted to me" joke...
Night
01-18-2007, 10:37 AM
If no questions at all, you must definitely be black. Black as a purple african motherfucker
Samuel L. Jackson's purple BAD MOTHER FUCKER lightsaber ftMFw.
FOBio
01-18-2007, 10:44 AM
i was never a big fond of the ass. i know if there was a complete lack of ass that's disgusting, but a small yet firm one is fine.
TTZ231
01-18-2007, 10:48 AM
tits.
phat asses like the ones nobita-kun like, are usually dimpled with cellulite.
tits.
phat asses like the ones nobita-kun like, are usually dimpled with cellulite.
Well, with time that happens to a lot of women. I'd still hit it regardless. Like I said before, nothing better than a fistful of ass in your hand.
To me, ass is the only thing SECOND to money.
raishinken
01-18-2007, 10:51 AM
Well, with time that happens to a lot of women. I'd still hit it regardless. Like I said before, nothing better than a fistful of ass in your hand.
To me, ass is the only thing SECOND to money.
Agreed.
angryliberal
01-18-2007, 10:52 AM
i rather have ass than money...the only reason i want money is mostly to get ass, once i have the ass, i'm pretty content...thus the reason i stay at this shit pay job, i already have the ass...
re dimples: personally, i don't have a problem with em...thats right i said it...as long as the form is still good...
Troyboy's Back!
01-18-2007, 10:56 AM
Ass......Obviously the guys who Picked Tits have never tryed Fuckin a Chick from behind who has no Ass!
Red-Impact
01-18-2007, 11:04 AM
The one with the big tittties :tup:
I'll make sure I get breadfed whenever I please, sleep on those titties, squeeze those titties, put my dick through those titties, spit on those titties, bite those titties, suck those titties purple, cum on those tittites, make her eat it on her titties, make her suck her titties, make her squeeze the titties, make her play with her titties, make her massage those titties, massege her titties, lube those titties, make her lube those titties, repeat.
titties
TTZ231
01-18-2007, 11:11 AM
The one with the big tittties :tup:
I'll make sure I get breadfed whenever I please, sleep on those titties, squeeze those titties, put my dick through those titties, spit on those titties, bite those titties, suck those titties purple, cum on those tittites, make her eat it on her titties, make her suck her titties, make her squeeze the titties, make her play with her titties, make her massage those titties, massege her titties, lube those titties, make her lube those titties, repeat.
titties
nice
Etcetera
01-18-2007, 11:12 AM
I'm another black man that thinks tits>ass.
Really, how amusing can a ass be? There is only so much you can do with them. Give me them oversized Milena, Chloe, Nadine, Lorna titties over who you ass lovers go crazy for any day. I would suck on them shits...
Take a fuckin guess
im with this man.... :rofl:
locoghoul
01-18-2007, 12:25 PM
Then your kids are gonna have to end up having sex with each other to procreate cuz theirs nobody else on the island.
Actually i´d fuck my daughters on a desert island (when they are something like 14-16). And tits ftw
De4dEyE
01-18-2007, 12:27 PM
Actually i´d fuck my daughters on a desert island (when they are something like 14-16). And tits ftw
:wasted:
Actually i´d fuck my daughters on a desert island (when they are something like 14-16). And tits ftw
Hmmm.....It's possible. Fuck the wife. Get two kids. Never tell the daughter she's, in fact, your daughter. BUT, you'd have to keep fucking your wife and getting her pregnant until you can't no more. You could probably go for about 5 girls tops. But, the waiting game kills that theory. Considering that you wanna wait until the age of 16 or 17. You know, catch them when they're ripe for the picking.
locoghoul
01-18-2007, 12:36 PM
well, it´s a desert island. you can create your own "island laws" or whatever. my wife would be fucked around 3-4 times a day leaving her tired to figure out other shit happening on the island. I could even search the other chick dead body at the second day.
Biolink
01-18-2007, 12:44 PM
Connoisseur Of Phat Asses!!!!!
Cool.Put me down for that shit:looney:
Wellman
01-18-2007, 01:25 PM
Now how small of breast?
Cause while I do love ass, if the woman is flat as 12 year old japanese boy, I am pretty sure, I will have to let even the greatness of ass pass. Unless the woman with ass is black, latino, middle eastern or one of those women mixed with everything, then I would probably choose her over the big breasted woman if she wasn't one of the previous mentioned...
Infernoman
01-18-2007, 02:56 PM
damn...hmm...well I've had the pleasure of enjoying banging a girl from behind with a nice big booty...feels so good! then again how can I not forget tit-fucking? (and the ending result of busting some up into her mouth and stuff...also good! :lovin: )
...hmm...well I choose nice big tits!:tup:
Javid
01-18-2007, 03:28 PM
I'm another black man that thinks tits>ass.
Really, how amusing can a ass be? There is only so much you can do with them. Give me them oversized Milena, Chloe, Nadine, Lorna titties over who you ass lovers go crazy for any day. I would suck on them shits...
Umm, you can eat out?:lol:
http://www.tinynibbles.com/rimshot.html
GreyFoxx
01-18-2007, 03:38 PM
Tits...i need list of ass-trickery if if were to save the bubble of but.
Irennicus
01-18-2007, 03:46 PM
The one with diabetes. She'll die first.
Will Gotti
01-18-2007, 03:49 PM
I would suck on them shits...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I was laughing so much, I couldn't even say anything about the rest of the post.
Adam Warlock
01-18-2007, 03:52 PM
Easily the titties though. A wide ass just takes up space on my island. And two titties is easier to spot from a plane than one ass.
ReggieHadoken
01-18-2007, 04:00 PM
What happens when those fun bags turn into duffel bags?
You can roll cancel that by buying them an upgrade set.
And since RoninChaos is pro boobies, we know what side he is on. :rofl:
shatterstar
01-18-2007, 04:05 PM
Is this to say also that a women with a nice ass and wide hips would give birth alot easyier?
it's the reason why most african tribes go for the women with wide hips...too bad our "brathas" have been teh brainwashered by tem man try to reprogram are thoughts...
my answer to NOBITA's question...what's my name, nigga? :rolleyes:
negro edit:
oh yeah, but what if the girl was built like Aurora Jolie? she got big tities and a phat ass...almost on the same level as Esther Baxter...but she's a vaginal virgin...seriously.
Adam Warlock
01-18-2007, 04:15 PM
Wide hips does not = nice ass. Quit making shit up.
Hokuto Shingo
01-18-2007, 04:23 PM
Seriously you guys are idiots. If you did get off of the island and back to civilization you could always get a boob job. But you can't manufacture thickness. Its God's gift to my dick
Adam Warlock
01-18-2007, 04:30 PM
At times like this I wish I were Mycah. Take the chick with the ass and you have both.
GeoG2
01-18-2007, 04:30 PM
I don't want a bitch, I want food.
Focus people!
I don't want a bitch, I want food.
Focus people!
Cannibalism has been mentioned already. So, pussy + cannibalism after lots of sex = win.
Shinto
01-18-2007, 04:56 PM
Bwwreast plz.
Master Chibi
01-18-2007, 04:59 PM
Tittays plz~
Red-Impact
01-18-2007, 05:07 PM
I don't want a bitch, I want food.
Focus people!
breast milk
Adam Warlock
01-18-2007, 05:10 PM
Actually, if you had a microwave you could feast on babies and supply your own food.
Azrael
01-18-2007, 05:48 PM
Seriously you guys are idiots. If you did get off of the island and back to civilization you could always get a boob job. But you can't manufacture thickness. Its God's gift to my dick
Fuck no. Boob jobs are terrible. They're hard and the shape is unnatural. I'd rather she stayed small than get a boob job.
I dunno how you can not choose tits. You can lay your head in them as a nice pillow. When you play with them, it's fun for her and better gets her in the mood. When she's on top, you get that rhythmic bouncing which is wonderful. You can grab a handful when you're hitting it from the back.
And if we're going with the desert island theme, fuck this cannibalism shit you Hannibal Lecter motherfuckers. Get her pregnant, then steal the baby's food. Before she gives birth, push her down some stairs. No stairs on an island? You're gonna have to get inventive. How do you think Mr. Howell kept Mrs. Howell in check on Gilligan's Island? He probably had the Professor whip up some coconut stairs.
Dasrik
01-18-2007, 06:13 PM
Breast milk is hella nasty. I'd rather have some good old protein.
Adam Warlock
01-18-2007, 06:16 PM
Breast milk is hella nasty. I'd rather have some good old protein.
Semen shake for you it is!
Dangerous J
01-18-2007, 06:19 PM
Breast milk is hella nasty. I'd rather have some good old protein.
mr foot, meet mr mouth....
Mixah
01-18-2007, 06:23 PM
my vote goes bubble butt.
Dasrik
01-18-2007, 06:33 PM
I know what I said!
edit: I could say I baited you to prove SRK was secretly gay but... hey, I guess I did say that.
Silentness!
01-18-2007, 06:54 PM
In the words of Dave Chapelle
*sniff* ahh titty residue :rofl:
Etcetera
01-18-2007, 07:01 PM
Breast milk is hella nasty. I'd rather have some good old protein.
Was that intended to sound as gay as it did?
edit: Ahh, I see. Just got baited
Hokuto Shingo
01-18-2007, 07:40 PM
Breast milk is hella nasty. I'd rather have some good old protein.(yes homo)
fixed
white shadow
01-18-2007, 08:18 PM
In the words of Dave Chapelle
*sniff* ahh titty residue :rofl:
*wipes finger and laps it up*
lol Man I miss Chappelle's Show.:clap:
Anyways, the awesome part about being stuck on an island with a busty chick is that you can always perform the "safest sex" on her if you don't want unecessary offspring. I wish I brought up the "safest sex" back in high school during sex ed. No abstinence talk could counter it.:cool:
My TIT-TIER system:
1. Real big tits-Big Ass *loox @ AV*
1b. Real big tits- normal body
2. Nice ass -small tits
3. Real small tits- normal body
infinity low tier- fake tits PERIOD!:tdown:
Adam Warlock
01-18-2007, 08:22 PM
*wipes finger and laps it up*
lol Man I miss Chappelle's Show.:clap:
Anyways, the awesome part about being stuck on an island with a busty chick is that you can always perform the "safest sex" on her if you don't want unecessary offspring. I wish I brought up the "safest sex" back in high school during sex ed. No abstinence talk could counter it.:cool:
I'm going to arm my son with that knowledge when sex ed time comes. I remember dudes thought I was a god in elementary school sex ed because I knew what a clitoris was and that it got erect.
Dasrik
01-18-2007, 08:29 PM
zomg editing other people's posts in quotes is the epitome of funnie
Fixed.
(And yes, I'm aware of the irony of using a crappy flaming technique in order to decry it, so don't bother pointing that out.)
DriftStar
01-18-2007, 08:30 PM
Tits, like Azrael said you can use them as a pillow when night comes.
Green
01-18-2007, 08:59 PM
If you end up having kids, you probably want the one with the big rack for breastfeeding purposes.
Edit: thus far, the responses to this thread prove that half of SRK is black.
The capacity of the mammary glands isn't necessarily proportional to the amount of fat in the breasts, IIRC.
white shadow
01-18-2007, 09:03 PM
The capacity of the mammary glands isn't necessarily proportional to the amount of fat in the breasts, IIRC.
This is actually true to an extent. Although it is sientifically proven that bustier women have the *capacity* for holding more milk, they usually don't hold significantly more than flat chested women.
What I always found interesting is the oversized/prominent nipple adaptation asian women have for breastfeeding since 99.9999% of them are flat chested.
Nairdas
01-18-2007, 09:30 PM
I'm black so I gotta save that ass. And she better give me some ass for saving her.
ReggieHadoken
01-18-2007, 09:34 PM
breast milk
You make my daaaaaayyyyyaaaaaaahhh
:rofl:
SFFanatic
01-18-2007, 09:38 PM
Gottas go for the ass man. Gottas to have that man...titties are great, but a big ass is even better.
ruthless_nash
01-18-2007, 09:56 PM
mammary glands (sp?)
N88888888
01-18-2007, 10:09 PM
Tits, like Azrael said you can use them as a pillow when night comes.
I love the titty pillow
...and fat asses are fuckin gross:tdown:
SNkNuT
01-18-2007, 10:13 PM
i'll go with tits. i like my girl to have tits. i think a decent sized ass is cute though not like those huge ass nasty ones black girls have.
Rokusho
01-19-2007, 01:49 AM
If I had to choose right now I'll have to go with the big pair of titties...
But, ask me this same question in a week and I'd vote for the booty. From elementary school through high school my schools were mostly black so there was plenty of bubble butts wherever you looked. Now I go to a college that's more evenly diverse and I think it's horrible. Everywhere I look now there are flat-assed girls. Hell, even the black girls have flat asses. My friend and I believe that somewhere on the application for girls there much be a section that asks for a submitted silhouette from the side. I hate going back to a college where there's no ass at all.
Will Gotti
01-19-2007, 02:19 AM
i'll go with tits. i like my girl to have tits. i think a decent sized ass is cute though not like those huge ass nasty ones black girls have.
No, I don't think anyone was thinking about the big wide load asses that white nursery school teachers have. Or those fat ass meth looking white chicks who walk up and down the street stopping by the Salvation Army catching the "sales". There's a big difference in nasty wide load asses and bubble butts.
PsychoSquall
01-19-2007, 02:26 AM
Damn, the poll is so close between the two...
Adam Warlock
01-19-2007, 03:01 AM
No, I don't think anyone was thinking about the big wide load asses that white nursery school teachers have. Or those fat ass meth looking white chicks who walk up and down the street stopping by the Salvation Army catching the "sales". There's a big difference in nasty wide load asses and bubble butts.
I like to label those as "bus driver booties"
Ass......Obviously the guys who Picked Tits have never tryed Fuckin a Chick from behind who has no Ass!
I have... and then I immediately flipped her over and started sucking on her big TITTAYS!! :lovin:
:rofl: @ SRK's love of incest.
Satomiblood
01-19-2007, 06:49 AM
What if I use the girl with the mammoth breasts as a flotation device to rescue the other one?
Diek Stiekem
01-21-2007, 01:37 PM
Titties. Always.
Could never resist..
NOBITA KUN
01-21-2007, 03:50 PM
What!!!!!!!!!!!!
Red-Impact
01-21-2007, 04:28 PM
tittiesare winning :tup:
bus drive booties..so true:rofl:
Cowboyday
01-21-2007, 06:45 PM
Usually I'm pro-titties... but I can't help but think that a booty would hold up better given the harsh conditions of island living.
Panicked
01-21-2007, 07:08 PM
I figured once we're both fucking emaciated, she'd lose her body, and I'd lose the capabilties of getting a boner...so for that lovely time before we die...I'd have to go with the titties.
white shadow
01-21-2007, 07:11 PM
WOOT!:woot:
Hmmm.....SRK is pretty split between titties and ass. Join me, my fellow Assmen! Vote onward and overpower the Titty-guys!
Darklightjg1
01-21-2007, 07:17 PM
I have to go with that ass. I need her to be able to throw some weight down on me. That booty gets priority over ANYTHING.
...I can only hope that her tits are still at least fuckable as an added bonus.
CoMpOuNd
01-21-2007, 07:20 PM
Assmaster3000
2pacnbiggie
01-21-2007, 07:57 PM
the one with the big ass
Super Warrior
01-21-2007, 08:03 PM
The chick with the big tits. Sorry but i don't find fatasses on a girl "attractive".
The big knockers FTW!
TheSix
01-21-2007, 08:08 PM
I'll take the one with the tits, cut the tits off and use them as extra support on my escape raft. Me and Wilson got each other.
...on the other hand, im sure the bubble ass will wash ashore eventually and since im not in a situation to be picky, necrophilia has no meaning. Therefor, my vote goes to the ASS.
SCOTT POPULAR
01-21-2007, 10:44 PM
I do like a good ass from time to time. Titties are mad yummy and they make good pillows!
I'm going with the milky glands!
Figcoinc
01-21-2007, 11:06 PM
The real question should be is....in your talks, which one of those women seem to be the most capable of helping you get off the fucking island. Ass, Tits no matter. If you can't get off the island then no new women. Both are going to shag sooner or later and I rather keep my shit roating like a pitching line up. Then when one is done I trade them.
Panicked
01-21-2007, 11:08 PM
It appears we've reached a stalemate...
De4dEyE
01-21-2007, 11:09 PM
Wow, a tie?
TITTIES.
CarpeNoctumXIII
01-22-2007, 12:10 AM
Tits for me.
Night
01-22-2007, 12:15 AM
Well this thread better put breasts in hopefully a better position to gain more ground...
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=125309
Shin-RoTeNdO
01-22-2007, 12:19 AM
I'm a breast guy. Hell, my wife could have answered this for me!
KidZero
01-22-2007, 12:20 AM
My vote goes to the titties.
Etcetera
01-22-2007, 12:21 AM
Well this thread better put breasts in hopefully a better position to gain more ground...
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=125309
Too bad it didn't come around before the Vida vs. Chloe poll.
Need to do a recount, that thing was rigged.
I'm a breast guy. Hell, my wife could have answered this for me!
What the hell man, you can't just post stuff like that without pics.
white shadow
01-22-2007, 05:59 AM
I'm a breast guy. Hell, my wife could have answered this for me!
Holy-Shit You're "SHIN!" now!:wow:
Hey aren't you black/hispanic?
locoghoul
01-22-2007, 03:08 PM
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=125309
i guess everyone has already seen this but still worth the look
Dem-Dem
01-22-2007, 04:07 PM
with my luck the plane would crash in the morning causeing the tide to carry me out to the big booty women in a quater of the time using four seats as floation devices lashed together from the hair on my back. with the time that I gained the big breasted women wouldn't drown and since she has her own natural life preservers I'd ride that bitch back to shore like Chris Elliot in "Cabin Boy".
Tweenty years later I'd have my own civilization and personal army bent on world domination. All males would be killed at birth. My rule would be supreme!!!!
Will Gotti
01-22-2007, 04:10 PM
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?t=125309
i guess everyone has already seen this but still worth the look
Night already referenced it. Look up about 5 responses from yours on this very page.
Cobra_Commander
01-22-2007, 04:14 PM
I'd trade both in for a cock. A woman is useless to me.
ReggieHadoken
01-22-2007, 05:01 PM
Boobies are ahead! All is right with the world!
booty butt booty booty butt
Rob2_0
01-22-2007, 05:06 PM
tits... thats all im sayin
Allosaurus
01-22-2007, 05:15 PM
Yay! Boobies are winning!
Dem-Dem
01-22-2007, 05:38 PM
You guys are saying that now until those bones dig into your thighs or you really do bang pelvises. That shit hurts. Ass forever
NOBITA KUN
01-29-2007, 05:49 PM
man it came out to be dead even...awesome
Geese Pants
01-29-2007, 06:00 PM
man it came out to be dead even...awesome
The Complete Package is still the shiznit yo.............
white shadow
01-29-2007, 06:02 PM
I guess there are really only 2 types of men.
SuicidalGrandpa
01-29-2007, 06:34 PM
Tits. I love a good ass, but a bubble butt? Hell no.
Tsumuri
01-29-2007, 06:51 PM
Titties. Big fake ones, if possible.
SNAAAAKE
01-29-2007, 07:02 PM
I'd def go with this one !!!!
:looney: http://a178.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/4/l_85d3316505e1352912e705bea44caa39.jpg :looney:
Night
01-29-2007, 07:27 PM
It ended in a tie lol. We all win!
Shin-RoTeNdO
01-29-2007, 09:14 PM
Holy-Shit You're "SHIN!" now!:wow:
Hey aren't you black/hispanic?
Yeah, I finally made it to that peak. :lol: ... and yes, I'm hispanic (Panamanian)
With tits, there is much more to do with!
Gimpy
01-30-2007, 06:26 AM
:rofl: :rofl: Oh shit!!! A fuckin' tie!!! Still the ass should have one. :rofl:
Biolink
01-30-2007, 06:29 AM
WTF a tie.As already mentioned in this topic,old ass will age better than old breasts.
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