What most celeb whores look like the "morning after"

[BlakHayato]

More natural beauty pictures please
(http://media.skoopy.com/misc/celebs_without_makeup/)
I'd hit it!








...Again.



I'm sure its old but damn I need more of these pics to jerk off to.

[SNAAAAKE]

id still fuck all of them.

close thread.

[Muff Daddy]

id still fuck all of them.

close thread.

QFT XX IBL XX BLARG

[Soundatron]

I never wanted to touch any of em to begin with

[MegamanDS]

I never wanted to touch any of em to begin with
sorry that there are no guy celebrities posted

[Will Gotti]

The only ones who don't look like they got smacked with a shovel by their men as soon as they woke up is Halle and Penelope. They look naturally beautiful and can just splash some water and noxema on and run out for breakfast and shopping.

On the other hand, these bitches should have stayed home looking like this. They don't need to be all primped up but shit, do something.

Renee looks like she got punched in the stomach and is trying not to barf. Pam is just a fucking chameleon. Cameron, Charlize, Alicia and Britney have some muhfucking acne worse than me when I was 12. Julia, Christina, Drew and Calista look like Casper. Lisa just looks old enough to be everybody's mother and she's what early 40's, right side MILF left side shiet.

I'd still fuck em all but they go out looking more tore up than me.

[coffeerox]

Renee looks like she got punched in the stomach and is trying not to barf.

:rofl: to me she looks like that all the time:lol:

[Demon Dash]

Whores indeed...

[Kuenai]

I sense some photoshop on some of those pics... especially the Brit one. Check out her right cheek:lol:

[Demon Dash]

Rene looks like she's ate nuts with an alergy...

[Soundatron]

sorry that there are no guy celebrities posted

no that's not it. I'm just very picky that's all.

[Stuckey]

Halle is still gorgeous. The other ones do look kinda rough...in the face that is. And you don't fuck their faces (normally).

[MegamanDS]

the other reason halle looks good is because she is actually smiling and doing a normal face pose. the others are completely caught offguard or doing something stupid

[Will Gotti]

the other reason halle looks good is because she is actually smiling and doing a normal face pose. the others are completely caught offguard or doing something stupid

That's no excuse. Everyone besides Halle and Penelope weren't hamming it up looking purposely ugly and got caught off guard. They just genuinely look busted. Halle wouldn't have even had to smile and would still look better than the others.

Makeup is doing each and everyone of them wonders. Halle and Penelope don't even need it, the other ones need some MAC applied for about an hour in the chair.

[Kuprin]

I never wanted to touch any of em to begin with

QFT mate, and I'm pretty much straight, too.

[Will Gotti]

QFT mate, and I'm pretty much straight, too.


Pretty much? You're either straight or not. Elton John, Magneto or Fruitcake Jones wouldn't say they're pretty much gay. They'd just try to squeeze your butt and when you turn around looking :confused: and :mad: caress your balls.

[SFFanatic]

QFT mate, but I'm pretty much take it straight up the ass, too.

Intreasting.

Anyway, Halle is properly the only one that doesn't look they were caught sleepwalking at 3 A.M.

[Dasrik]

The only one that looks like a monster is Cameron. Maybe she's eating a lot of choco since she broke up with Mr. Timberlake.

[Jaldaboath]

So, do you come up with these threads all by yourself or do you steal them from TV Guide?

[ViciousSLASH]

The Airbrush is such a powerful tool.

With it, anyone can be beautiful.

Also, Penelope Cruz would catch it so fucking hard.

Same with Halle.

[Bounce]

last one has spooge face, lol

[Will Gotti]

Also, Penelope Cruz would catch it so fucking hard.

Same with Halle.

Slow down there Eli, Peyton wtf your name is. You ain't popping shit, you're taking one of those ogres Christina, Cameron or Alicia in their left side pics. Take your pick, but you ain't strollin' up on one of the hot ones like you Bobby Valentino.

[ViciousSLASH]

Slow down there Eli, Peyton wtf your name is. You ain't popping shit, you're taking one of those ogres Christina, Cameron or Alicia in their left side pics. Take your pick, but you ain't strollin' up on one of the hot ones like you Bobby Valentino.

Bobby Valention visited the temple cafeteria once. Before anyone knew who the fuck he was. All the black girls were like "HE IS SO FIONE" and they put DTP stuff all over the place.

That was a funny day.

[Adam Warlock]

Halle berry gets the dick regardless. She's still fuckable even in that pic. Renee Zelwigger wasn't hot to begin with. I've never seen a pic of her that didn't make my dick curl-up and hide like a 6 year old rape victim.

[Nick T.]

You ruined Christina Ricci for me

:(

[maxx]

You ruined Christina Ricci for me

:(

thats a totally different christina ricci..thats like pre 2003 christina..thats defintly not a recent version of her.

halle and penelope can get fucked in normal and photoshopped mode.

lol how old is the friends chick...jesus she looks older than my mom and shes 50.

[DS]

Renee looks like she got punched in the stomach and is trying not to barf.



THANK YOU!!!! I love you, Will. Although, she does always look like she wants to barf every minute. I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking that when I saw that pic.

[MOD]

Alicia Silverstone looked like she got donkey punched... hard

[Adam Warlock]

Alicia Silverstone looked like she got donkey punched... hard

From the front.

[Hunter D]

The only ones who don't look like they got smacked with a shovel by their men as soon as they woke up is Halle and Penelope. They look naturally beautiful and can just splash some water and noxema on and run out for breakfast and shopping.


QFMFT

Gotti, Renee looks like she had some rough anal.

[BlakHayato]

You ruined Christina Ricci for me

:(
Mission Accomplished. :lol:


I agree on Halle.... Renee just makes me laugh, her facial expressions are priceless.

So, do you come up with these threads all by yourself or do you steal them from TV Guide?I steal them from TV guide.

[Return of Shiki]

Lisa just looks old enough to be everybody's grandmother


Fixed.

[pherai]

its not like anyone is beating off the renee anyway. she looks nasty with or without makeup.

[Mixah]

This is old....

[fishjie]

hmm i think given the right conditions, anyone can look like crap in a photograph. such as, being caught unprepared, poor lighting, hungover, just got up, etc.....

but whatever, i lolled. i think britney just straight up hit the wall though, and no makeup and lighting can redeem her now. but i'd still hit and marry it. $$$$

[Adam Warlock]

I just called up Pink floyd and it's official. Britney didn't hit the wall, she's a fucking brick in it.

[fishjie]

Well I just called Pink Floyd too, and they also said she had money (its a gas). so after reviewing the facts, i guess i'll grab that cash with both hands and make a stash, brick in the wall or not.

[Will Gotti]

Well I just called Pink Floyd too, and they also said she had money (its a gas). so after reviewing the facts, i guess i'll grab that cash with both hands and make a stash, brick in the wall or not.

She'd prenupt you quickstyle like she did K-Fed's wigger ass. Bitches don't want to give up dollars in a divorce but expect us to. They usually win when they're making more and we lose when we make more.

Justice is blind, but she's still a bitch with a see through blindfold on.

[Etcetera]

Halle still looks good and Christina Ricci's forehead still screams 'cum on me'... so it's all good.

[white shadow]

Why was Lisa Kudrow even on there?

[improve]

I'm surprised you all know their names. I can only name 3 girls off of that, 2 for sure! I only know one as "that friends chick".

[gg no re]

Paper bag ftw

[ruthless_nash]

whats why hoez you find on the street that are naturally beauty are better than these fakes ass bitches.

[Septimus Prime]

I have a friend who's seen Britney in real life. He says she's busted.

[Mechanica]

You ruined Christina Ricci for me

:(

Yeah I never realized that without eyeshadow she looks like a goblin. :rofl:

[Jaldaboath]

I steal them from TV guide.
See, I knew what was on.


And one crappy pic won't kill my undying love for Lisa Kudrow.

[TheDarkPhoenix]

white women lack that natural beauty

[nameingway]

cameron diaz has always been ugly to me as well as bridget jones (forgot her real name). i'd flying side kick both of those whores off the earth.

[HeaT]

drew barrymore (sp)...actually looks normal, even in real life...that picture is a bad one cause of the hair in the way...

im outi

Roberth

[Doc Holliday]

God, Pamela Anderson looks like she's 70. I wonder if her tits look 70 years old as well...

[The Invincible Swordsman]

With the exception of Halle, Old School Pam, and Charlize Theron, all those bitches were mediocre in the first place. I mean come on....

-Alicia Silverstone was never worth a second glance. She got outshined in her own movie by Stacey Dash.
- I defy anyone to tell me a SINGLE MOMENT when they thought Renee Zellweger was "Hot". And IMO, she was always mediocre at best.
- Christina Ricci looked decent in 1 movie and that The Opposite of Sex where she acted like a whore.
- Drew Scarrymore? Nuff said. Bitch has NEVER looked "hot" in her on-screen life.
- Cam Diaz has still been living off of looking good in 1 movie and that movie was The Mask..... and that was back in 1994. Other than that.... she's mediocre and that smile of hers looks like she's been gassed by The Joker.
- Callista Flockhart?..... CALLISTA FLOCKHART?! ALLY MCSQUEAL?!! The star of a show where all the chics were at least somewhat decent except the star?
- Lisa Kudrow = mediocre
- Julia Roberts was never hot either..... except to white people over the age of 40 when she starred in Pretty Woman.
- Penelope Cruz will NEVER be attractive until she gets a fucking nose job.


This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Show some makeup-less pics Vanessa Marcil or Olivia Munn or Kelly Monaco and then we'll see.

[Shaft Agent]

- Christina Ricci looked decent in 1 movie and that The Opposite of Sex where she acted like a whore.

Buffalo '66? (http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/6743/vlcsnap958980if1.png)

[Return of Shiki]

With the exception of Halle, Old School Pam, and Charlize Theron, all those bitches were mediocre in the first place. I mean come on....

-Alicia Silverstone was never worth a second glance. She got outshined in her own movie by Stacey Dash.
- I defy anyone to tell me a SINGLE MOMENT when they thought Renee Zellweger was "Hot". And IMO, she was always mediocre at best.
- Christina Ricci looked decent in 1 movie and that The Opposite of Sex where she acted like a whore.
- Drew Scarrymore? Nuff said. Bitch has NEVER looked "hot" in her on-screen life.
- Cam Diaz has still been living off of looking good in 1 movie and that movie was The Mask..... and that was back in 1994. Other than that.... she's mediocre and that smile of hers looks like she's been gassed by The Joker.
- Callista Flockhart?..... CALLISTA FLOCKHART?! ALLY MCSQUEAL?!! The star of a show where all the chics were at least somewhat decent except the star?
- Lisa Kudrow = mediocre
- Julia Roberts was never hot either..... except to white people over the age of 40 when she starred in Pretty Woman.
- Penelope Cruz will NEVER be attractive until she gets a fucking nose job.


Wow...I actually...agree with every single damn word you said.

[Lick Me Off]

Those celebrities are whorin it all over town.

[Weeks]

lol @ people saying they wouldn't fuck famous chicks.

i'd fuck oprah. just cos, you know? it's oprah.

[Etcetera]

lol @ people saying they wouldn't fuck famous chicks.

i'd fuck oprah. just cos, you know? it's oprah.
LOL. I can relate, I have recuring dreams about having a three-way with Oprah and Martha Stewart. I am not particularly attracted to either, but if the opportunity came about... I wouldn't say no.

[pherai]

Wow...I actually...agree with every single damn word you said.

same

[HeaT]

Wow...I actually...agree with every single damn word you said.

well then you both are blind as shit cause Renee has never even been close to mediocre...

im outi

Roberth

[gg no re]

Yeah Renee is more close to dog-faced bag of puke.

[WasFemto]

Cruz and Berry still look good. The other's weren't anything to write home about in the first place and these pics sure as hell didn't help.

[EVARGNUG]

Alicia is word-up lookin' like a zombie in that pic. Renee is just straight up nasty.

- GG -

[4neqs]

lol @ people saying they wouldn't fuck famous chicks.

i'd fuck oprah. just cos, you know? it's oprah.

Haha. "Oprah, meet Chun-Li..."
Ah, crap, I forget the rest. I need to watch my Chappelle DVD again.

[Dasrik]

- Julia Roberts was never hot either..... except to white people over the age of 40 when she starred in Pretty Woman.
I think her demonic horse-smile scares people into saying she's hot.

[Taito]

Like I give a fuck. This is why god created darkness.

[Zachman]

Like I give a fuck. This is why god created men.

When did you come out of the closet?

[Alucard20]

Like I give a fuck. This is why god created darkness.



i hear ya on that.:rofl:

[funkymusic]

That vein on julias forehead gets me everytime. Her and lisa kudrow look fkn 60.

[Cobra_Commander]

A lot of them have horrible skin.