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improve
01-18-2007, 08:09 PM
Monkey! (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070117/ap_on_fe_st/chimp_spree)

The story about the escaped monkey found scrubbing toilets was better. Someone find it, I'm lazy.


I found it.


LITTLE ROCK, Ark. - An escaped chimpanzee at the Little Rock Zoo raided a kitchen cupboard and did a little cleaning with a toilet brush before sedatives knocked her out on top of a refrigerator.
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The 120-pound primate, Judy, escaped yesterday into a service area when a zookeeper opened a door to her sleeping quarters, unaware the animal was still inside.

As keepers tried to woo Judy back into her cage, she rummaged through a refrigerator where chimp snacks are stored. She opened kitchen cupboards, pulled out juice and soft drinks and took a swig from bottles she managed to open.

Keeper Ann Rademacher says Judy went into the bathroom, picked up a toilet brush and cleaned the toilet. Rademacher says the 37-year-old Judy was a house pet before the zoo acquired her in 1988, so she may have been familiar with housekeeping chores. Judy wrung out a sponge and scrubbed down the fridge.

It took a couple of tries, but the zoo sedated the chimp, who fell asleep on top of the refrigerator with half a loaf of cinnamon-raisin bread she had pulled out of the freezer.

The zoo veterinarian gave Judy a drug to bring her around. Rademacher says Judy was groggy but fine after the episode.

The zoo says there was no danger Judy would get out of the primate keepers service area and onto zoo grounds

Wolfkiller
01-18-2007, 08:11 PM
Someone rep him because I can't.
I want a trained monkey to clean my shit.

DS
01-18-2007, 08:14 PM
I want a monkey to snipe someone. Just imagine a monkey holding a sniper rifle. That's like awesome right there. And THEN have it clean my toilet.

Rhio2k
01-18-2007, 08:41 PM
Purple monkey dishwasher

woof
01-18-2007, 08:47 PM
no george dont get curious NOOOOO

Phudge
01-18-2007, 08:54 PM
Monkey Hate Clean

Clay
01-18-2007, 09:20 PM
It took a couple of tries, but the zoo sedated the chimp, who fell asleep on top of the refrigerator with half a loaf of cinnamon-raisin bread she had pulled out of the freezer.
:rofl:
That monkey knows where its at though. Cinnamon-raisin bread is second only to homemade Banana-nut bread.

improve
01-18-2007, 10:00 PM
There should be monkey "Custodians" at school. (sorry for whoever is a master of the "custodial arts")

DaDesiCanadian
01-18-2007, 10:01 PM
Now i'm hoping for escaped monkeys to find their way into my house.. my room looks like it could use a good cleaning.

Hunter D
01-18-2007, 10:06 PM
I want my own helper monkey.

white shadow
01-18-2007, 10:10 PM
P-r-a-y. F-o-r. M-o-j-o.

Penguin
01-18-2007, 10:11 PM
So wait, why did they sedate her? Why not let her keep cleaning?

improve
01-19-2007, 02:01 PM
They were afraid Micheal Jackson might moon walk outa nowhere and claim her as his.

DragonSama
01-19-2007, 02:12 PM
So wait, why did they sedate her? Why not let her keep cleaning?

Because she wasa non union monkey that's why.

Hitaro0
01-19-2007, 02:13 PM
Damn monkey-scrubbing Toilets keep escaping...

Gimpy
01-19-2007, 02:14 PM
Damn I need that monkey to clean my bathroom. :rofl:

NG1313
01-19-2007, 02:18 PM
I had no idea monkeys lived for that long.

Jaldaboath
01-19-2007, 03:36 PM
Fuck scrubbing toilets, I want one who throws barrels.

terracotta
01-19-2007, 06:11 PM
i bet mexicans turned her in.

Jaldaboath
01-19-2007, 06:14 PM
i bet mexicans turned her in.

No I didn't. I would have let her scrub the toilet and get the credit, not the other way around like these idiots.

improve
01-19-2007, 06:16 PM
You might be mexican but you think like a gypsy. I like that.