Stephen Colbert on Falafel O'Reilly

[P. Gorath]

comedy gold. Colbert gets in zinger after zinger. All O'Reilly can do is go back to "the only people who watch the daily show are stoners and slacker" (even though they did a study showing that daily show watchers are more educated than factor watchers..big shock, i know)

click here to watch (http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/01/18/colbert-on-the-oreilly-factor/)

Billo will be on Colbert's show later...

[SRKev]

Always good to see O'Reilly get sonned on his own show.

Remember this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWG8-iRBllc

"You Mad! You Mad!":rofl:

[Clay]

Oh dang! I was looking forward to wathcing Colbert tonight, but I didn't know that he was also on O'Reilly today.

[Mavric]

Good to hear he burned O'Reilly. Colbert is gonna be on soon so I'm going to have to watch that afterwards.

[improve]

"You have to be high to understand John Stewert" - "He was high most of the time i worked there.."

You hear people laughing in the backround when he says that.:rofl:

[SFFanatic]

"That's not a real bear right?"

"No, that's the editor of NY Times."

[KryptoniteBoots]

even though this probably belongs in the video thread, I'm glad I saw this thread, good shit.

[Raziel321]

Always good to see O'Reilly get sonned on his own show.

Remember this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWG8-iRBllc

"You Mad! You Mad!":rofl:


lol, they were being kinda annoying interrupting with laughing and comments. dash fuckin speaks faster than twista raps.. but they did have some good points. plus o'reilly started with the interruptions. that principal was blinking like crazy out of anger:rofl:

[Million]

So, I finally put the damn word into wikipedia; "falafel". It's a goddamn food. Why do people associate that with Bill? This has been scraping my mind away for the past year or two.

[mastermind]

It's there in the Wiki you looked up, Million.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris16.html

[Million]

ah, ok. Finally, there it is. I can relax and not have an "if it weren't for my horse," aneurysm now.

...and yes, it's always interesting how everyone puts so much effort into hating the hell out of O'Reilly, and the whole FoxNews network...like they personally came over and raped your mothers. It's almost as bad as the Halo situation. (*just from mentioning Halo in passing there, that has magically summoned someone to jump in here just to say how much it sucks...it should happen in the next 2 or 3 posts, I'm sure.)

[ViciousSLASH]

Halo fucking sucks.

I hate you Million.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

[spudlyff8fan]

Uhh....I don't think that Colbert was trying to insult O'Reilly...or that O'Reilly was trying to outsmart Colbert...I just think that O'Reilly was trying to be funny but failing cuz he's not funny...

I mean, if they really disliked eachother, they wouldn't be appearing on eachother's show.

[ThePurpleBunny]

I mean, if they really disliked eachother, they wouldn't be appearing on eachother's show.

I hate O'Reiley more than I hate watered-down beer. But if he wanted to have me on his show I'd be more than happy to make him cry in front of his own audience.

[P. Gorath]

I love it when Michael Savage rips on O'Reilly all the time and also rips on Hannity and Limbaugh constantly. "Why don't you ask wall banger from New York, maybe he can put up some dry wall for you. Pound in some dry wall. Hahahaha..."
haha yeah, I especially like it when Michael Weiner, err i mean "savage" rips on blacks and civil rights, especially like on MLK Day when he said of them:
...it's a racket. It's a racket that is used to exploit primarily heterosexual, Christian, white males' birthright and steal from them what is their birthright and give it to people who didn't qualify for it.

Take a guess out of whose hide all of these rights are coming. They're not coming out of women's hides. Are they? No, there's only one group that's targeted, and that group are white, heterosexual males.
oh man, comedy gold. I also love it when he calls asians terrorists, women unfit to hold public office, and that the homosexual agenda threatens our very society.

Seriously though, what is it you find intellectually stimulating about such a self-parody of hate-filled nonesense?

[spudlyff8fan]

Ok...?

But certainly, if O'Reilly was in any way offended, or even effected, by anything Colbert said to him, he wouldn't appear.

[AkumaTX]

Always good to see O'Reilly get sonned on his own show.

Remember this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWG8-iRBllc

"You Mad! You Mad!":rofl:
Why people jump on this video is so stupid. Of course this is the hate that comes towards oreilly. Sad thing is he really was right and hip hop does have a negative influence. KEYWORD PEOPLE. KIDS!!!

Another thing about Colbert on Oreilly. Im certain Oreilly knew what he was getting himself into. Its called advertising for each other. He gets moe viewers and so does colbert.

[pherai]

oh man, comedy gold. I also love it when he calls asians terrorists, women unfit to hold public office, and that the homosexual agenda threatens our very society.

perhaps I should start listening to him more :tup:

[Mavric]

You guys watch O'Reilly on Colbert's show? Best quote "If your an act, then what am I?"

[white shadow]

Does anyone find it incredible to hear people in the background of O'Reilly's laugh with Colbert?:rofl:

[Superking]

<3 <3 <3 Colbert. :D

[P. Gorath]

Why people jump on this video is so stupid.
agreed. if you want to see real o'reilly ownage just check out donahue's appearence or barney frank's.

[Riot Guard]

Always good to see O'Reilly get sonned on his own show.

Remember this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWG8-iRBllc

"You Mad! You Mad!":rofl: That was funny in the bad way.

[P. Gorath]

link to Colbert's show: http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/01/19/papa-bear-oreilly-on-the-colbert-report/

best line: "I have a restraining order against Jon Stewart. He's not allowed in the building. The man is a sexual predator. That's why I had to leave, Bill. You have no idea what that's like."

[gg no re]

I need a parent-teacher conference. IF YOU GET MY DIG.

[DragonSama]

link to Colbert's show: http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/0...olbert-report/

best line:
Quote:
Originally Posted by stephen colbert
"I have a restraining order against Jon Stewart. He's not allowed in the building. The man is a sexual predator. That's why I had to leave, Bill. You have no idea what that's like."


Oh hell that is some old school ownage right there. I'm goign to have to you tube this when I get home.

[DaDesiCanadian]

Uhh....I don't think that Colbert was trying to insult O'Reilly...or that O'Reilly was trying to outsmart Colbert...I just think that O'Reilly was trying to be funny but failing cuz he's not funny...

I mean, if they really disliked eachother, they wouldn't be appearing on eachother's show.

You missed the point. Colbert purposely played the fool to make O'Reilly's attempts at bullying and being insulting look ridiculous.

[angryliberal]

the very fact that spud doesn't find colbert funny is proof positive that he belongs in a geico commercial.

[AkumaTX]

the very fact that spud doesn't find colbert funny is proof positive that he belongs in a geico commercial.
I dont blame him. Cobert report is built for a certain demographic and I dont think his age meets the requirements.

[Athanasy]

<3 <3 <3 Colbert. :D

lol @ Avatar.

[angryliberal]

I dont blame him. Cobert report is built for a certain demographic and I dont think his age meets the requirements.

his age has very little to do with his intellectual shortcomings...at his age, i would have understood and laughed at the humor on the colbert report...i think he just got molested one too many times and lost his sense of humor...

[AkumaTX]

his age has very little to do with his intellectual shortcomings...at his age, i would have understood and laughed at the humor on the colbert report...i think he just got molested one too many times and lost his sense of humor...
Fair rebuttal. You sir win this one. I hereby rule in favor of Angry and sentence spud to STFU and death by dick up the ass pounding.

[angryliberal]

you're saying that just cuz i have two women kissing in my av...

[AkumaTX]

you're saying that just cuz i have two women kissing in my av...
the evidence is strong in this one :)

[P. Gorath]

you're saying that just cuz i have two women kissing in my av...

get them to do porno tongue next time

[angryliberal]

they always do that behind my back...at my bday bbq, they made out for like 2 minutes in the kitchen just to prove no one was paying attention...no one saw it...i, unfortunately, was outside and had no chance of seeing it at all...

[spudlyff8fan]

the very fact that spud doesn't find colbert funny is proof positive that he belongs in a geico commercial.
When did I say I don't find Colbert funny?

[Will Gotti]

Why people jump on this video is so stupid. Of course this is the hate that comes towards oreilly. Sad thing is he really was right and hip hop does have a negative influence. KEYWORD PEOPLE. KIDS!!!

O'reilly does have a point, but he makes it a point just to target rap and hip hop when there are other forms of media out there that are just as blatantly guilty. He never goes after them though, purposely. BTW that video was stupid, like someone else said I'd rather watch the Donahue one.

Example: He'd rather have the notoriously cursing Osbournes represent Pepsi than Ludacris (he probably wouldn't have blatantly shown his ass like the Osbournes did), kids watch tv and movies all day but who cares right?, anyone forget about Judas Priest's music "making" those kids commit suicide back in the day with sawed off shot guns.

I mean O'reilly can make his points, but he looks like an ass when he points his finger at one group and when they try to say ok fine what about this, he's like no it's you, you, you who's causing our problems.

[MAGUS1234]

Colberts show annoys me, but Im glad he didnt take it easy on Bill.

you mad?.....you mad..........lawl, I loved that one.

[angryliberal]

When did I say I don't find Colbert funny?

oops...you said o'reailly...my mistake.

[defcon]

what a nerdy ***. his name is obviously pronounce KOLE-BURT but he's so insecure that he has to hype himself by changing the pronunciation of his name. stupid stoner slackers giving him ratings and stuff.

on another note, i sensed an overwhelming underlying vibe from oreilly duuring that dash/camron/oreilly/principal... if i didnt know better, i couldve sworn that any and everytime he spoke to (or maybe more accurately spoke over) any of his guests, that he would've branded the word "******" in large red capital letters on all of them. not sure what makes me believe that, but believe it i do. what a guy. gogo claiming the grand canyon for america and the righteous crusade against counter culture in america.

[ninjabastard]

"Are you ColeBURT or coleBARE?"

"Bill, I'm whoever you want me to be"

I love Colebert's stuff, he even beats out Jon as fake news king. I do fail to see how this was complete ownage of bill though, other than the fact Bill's sense of humor is better suited for geriatric america.

[fistoftheryustar]

i dont think they were trying to dis each other. just show each other that the other could hit. i feel so bad for the people that go against colbert, they reply so seriously. just use sarcasm in a serious tone, agree with what he says, and (reilly got close to figuring this out) interupt him. its not playing fair, but wow that could help so many people save some sorta face.

colbert can def handle himself, what a guy

[Irennicus]

My favorite part was "We aim at a younger demographic, people in their 50's and 60's".

[DS]

Colbert counter VC'ed O'Reilly with justice.

I lol'ed at "the headlights of justice." :rofl: