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Doc Holliday
01-31-2007, 10:21 AM
So I'm here at work bullshitting with a couple of the chicks I work with and the subject comes up that one of our co-workers crossdresses.

Now, you've gotta keep in mind that this person I'm talking about is like a 45-50 year old, 6'2", 150lb beanpole of a dipshit. And he looks like Skeletor. He's not well liked or respected here just because of the fact that he looks and acts like he just ran headfirst into a toolshed. He's fucking weird on top of that. Well, he just got a little weirder.

So were talking about him and one of the girls says that he crossdresses. I say no fucking way. He's not that weird. I ask her how she knows. She told me that the pedophile sent her link to pics that he posted on AOL of himself dressed up as a chick (he had a thing for her I guess). Being the doubting Thomas I am, I still refuse to believe it. So she pulls out her phone and procedes to beast me with the pics that he put up on AOL to the point where I threatened her if she did not remove them from my vicinity that instant. It was god awful. I work with a crossdresser yo. How uncomfortable. Everytime I see him, flashes of him in a black wig with black lingerie, stockings, and high heels will forever be engrained in my head.

LimeGreenPatato
01-31-2007, 10:23 AM
hahahaha...man there's a guy like that at my work that physically sounds exactly like this guy. Man.....if i found out he cross dresses, that shit would be gold.

CoMpOuNd
01-31-2007, 10:26 AM
Pics... Don't care I want some motherfuckin pics.

TheVagabond
01-31-2007, 10:28 AM
Pics... Don't care I want some motherfuckin pics.

I knew it was coming.

xero15
01-31-2007, 10:29 AM
Pics... Don't care I want some motherfuckin pics.

I AM NOW WORRIED ABOUT YOU...:sweat:

Doc Holliday
01-31-2007, 10:30 AM
hahahaha...man there's a guy like that at my work that physically sounds exactly like this guy. Man.....if i found out he cross dresses, that shit would be gold.

Pics... Don't care I want some motherfuckin pics.


See, I'd love to let this out public at my job but if I did, I'd fuck over the girl that showed me and told me to keep it a secret, and I'd earn myself a one way trip to HR and I sure don't have the time or the inclination to deal with those shitlickers.

What would be gold is if I could swing some before and after pics and put them up on here. I can pass the curse on to others then. Seriously, this is like some "The Ring" shit. I've got 7 days for you guys to see this or I'm dead.

CoMpOuNd
01-31-2007, 10:33 AM
7 days an counting motherfucker... this could be some new avatar material. Kobra Kai? NAW FUCK THAT CROSSDRESSING CO-WORKER FTW!

BKB
01-31-2007, 10:42 AM
Someone's uncomfortable!

Are you a homophobe too? :wgrin:

ShinAkumax
01-31-2007, 10:43 AM
You gossip too much at work.

Doc Holliday
01-31-2007, 10:46 AM
Someone's uncomfortable!

Are you a homophobe too? :wgrin:

Yes. Any man that isn't afraid of a dude in that getup likes smoking the pole

You gossip too much at work.

And yes

Fadedsun303
01-31-2007, 10:47 AM
One of my co-workes used to be a man. And now he/she is just a manly, ugly women.

Lantis
01-31-2007, 10:47 AM
This must be Viscant's dirty work....

BKB
01-31-2007, 10:54 AM
Yes. Any man that isn't afraid of a dude in that getup likes smoking the pole

lol.

I had a crossdressing courier come in to my old work a lot. This guy was NOT a slender fella, had huge hands, adam's apple, five o'clock shadow, etc. He'd wear a blonde wig, dark red lipstick, and what looked like an A-cup bra underneath his sweater.

I don't care how you dress, but why even bother? Even in that get-up dude still looked more masculine that ME. I mean, at least SHAVE or something. Christ.

Doc Holliday
01-31-2007, 11:01 AM
Pics... Don't care I want some motherfuckin pics.

Improve you sick fuck :rofl:

Notice the definition of "This thread is worthless without pics" in your own thread

http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=3602561&postcount=1

Edit: Didn't see the second meaning. I'm still going with my original thought and am going to say you meant the first.

catchafire
01-31-2007, 11:05 AM
Yep, you gossip way too much of work. Someone picks on the weird person and you sap it alll up... Well, birds of a feather flock together... You've found yourself some nice company @ work.

ChairHome
01-31-2007, 11:07 AM
There's a man who had a sex-change operation in my workplace and a lot of people are uncomfortable with it.

Doc Holliday
01-31-2007, 11:11 AM
Yep, you gossip way too much of work. Someone picks on the weird person and you sap it alll up... Well, birds of a feather flock together... You've found yourself some nice company @ work.

Actually, I don't condone gossip and usually don't partake in it. And this whole situation graduated to another tier once the pics where brought out. I could deal with weirdness at work. I never made fun of him before and probably still won't. Out of work though, that might change real quick thanks to this.

CoMpOuNd
01-31-2007, 11:11 AM
So what H82? POST THEM PICS!

"need proof / Jack off material"

I just want the proof holmes... :lol:

thurst
01-31-2007, 11:17 AM
ever since i saw the pics in that "videogame girl of the year" thread i'm no longer requesting pics...don't know what the fuck you might seee

Dem-Dem
01-31-2007, 11:27 AM
The guy wants to be a women. You should go to mexico and get some harmone pills and sell them to his ass. This could open up a second income for you.

Chachi
01-31-2007, 11:45 AM
There was a pre-op (at least I assume he/she was pre-op, because nobody can afford a sex change on a video store clerk salary) who used to manage the Blockbuster where I lived. It was near impossible to hold back our laughter whenever she told us to "have a great Blockbuster night" in her deep, husky voice.

DS
01-31-2007, 11:55 AM
Considering that I live in NYC, I've seen my fair share of crossdressers. Nothing pretty to look. Especially the dudes with the Superman/Batman square jaws, those creep me the fuck out.

I remember standing on line at a Duane Reade buying some shaving cream and some razors. Yo, I swear to God, there was this tall one standing right across from me and dudes were checking her/him out. Nobody but me noticed those gargantuan man-feet. I'm talking about, the bitch/butch was a size 11 at the least. It was pretty creepy considering that the face was still pretty butch, except there was makeup on that face and he/she was wearing shades on that day(this was during the summer btw).

I always found it funny(read: Creepy) that you can spot a dyke from 18 miles Northwest, but, when it comes to a crossdresser, you gotta analyze from a fair distance. Life is a cruel game at times.

Doc Holliday
01-31-2007, 12:09 PM
I always found it funny(read: Creepy) that you can spot a dyke from 18 miles Northwest, but, when it comes to a crossdresser, you gotta analyze from a fair distance. Life is a cruel game at times.

There's no distance distortion factor on this guy brother. He can be spotted 100 miles away.