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DVD:madZ
02-01-2007, 10:16 AM
My POV: My friend and I are playing 3s when I turn on my computer, suddenly, he acts like a mad man and demands for me to show him my porno. Is this okay? Please say no. I hope Ducky will say the right thing.

His POV: We all jack off, I dont care if you are part jesus are whatever, we all do it. the man who typed above, has a half naked chun li wall scroll and I all ask is to see his porno stash. So that i may take it. who doesn't like naked girls?

Adam Warlock
02-01-2007, 10:21 AM
Unless he's asking to watch it with you what's the problem? Burn him a copy and let that be that. unless you got some old goatse shit you're trying to hide...

Lantis
02-01-2007, 10:23 AM
Would be interesting if your friend was a GIRL.... *hint hint* :wgrin:

DS
02-01-2007, 10:31 AM
Just burn him a copy and be done with it. The world won't end if you pass on your findings onto a friend.

Jida
02-01-2007, 10:32 AM
Sharing porn with friends is fucking justice! WTF man?

GreyFoxx
02-01-2007, 10:54 AM
Share The Porn!!!! Save The World!!!

ThePurpleBunny
02-01-2007, 10:59 AM
Don't share it! It's a trap!

Doc Holliday
02-01-2007, 11:11 AM
Seriously. It's Bro Code that you need to share. That's what torrents are all about son. You think those are all chicks on the porno torrent sites uping for other people to dl? Hell no, that's a man's job.

Now, if he wants to watch it with you and partake in a dual masterbation session, you've got a problem.

If you've got scat porn, you've really got a fucking problem.

If you do and you burn it for him and he doen't know that you have a scatty vid of a japanese chick in the tub with her legs over her head, shooting projectile diarrhea in her mouth, then you're done. Bro Code says he can kill you at that point.

Vagina Coast Gd
02-01-2007, 11:14 AM
This is basically all my friends do when they come over to my apartment. I feel like Mom with the Sunny D'. Sharing is caring.

Now I'd never want to actually sit down and watch porno with friends. Maybe a "Have you seen this new girl? She's hot, check her out" kinda thing would fly, but no extended sessions.

angryliberal
02-01-2007, 11:15 AM
me and my fiance watch porn with our friends all the time...but thats different, there are multiple chicks there and no dude masturbation going on...

EveryFlowerFlow
02-01-2007, 11:21 AM
Ok to share.
Not ok to sit and watch together.

Dem-Dem
02-01-2007, 11:22 AM
I wouldn't let someone see my porno stash it's sacred.I'll make you copies but you won't even know that I have porn.

CoMpOuNd
02-01-2007, 11:29 AM
skeet skeet skeet

Dios <-X->
02-01-2007, 11:31 AM
Share it but dont watch it together, do that shit on your own time.

Jaldaboath
02-01-2007, 11:32 AM
Not ok to sit and watch together.But isn't this what happens when guys go see girls tabledancing?:confused:

xero15
02-01-2007, 11:37 AM
But isn't this what happens when guys go see girls tabledancing?:confused:

no cuz thats just a chill area to be in plus you have to pay and you cant whip it out in public.

Mystic_bash
02-01-2007, 12:07 PM
Snakedizzle209 just jumped on my comp and asked where my porn folder was while me and impact were playing 3s. Nothing wrong with it.

RUk[T]
02-01-2007, 12:46 PM
no cuz thats just a chill area to be in plus you have to pay and you cant whip it out in public.

who says this guy can whip it out in his room?

Satomiblood
02-01-2007, 12:50 PM
me and my fiance watch porn with our friends all the time...but thats different, there are multiple chicks there and no dude masturbation going on...

What about chick masturbation?

angryliberal
02-01-2007, 12:59 PM
What about chick masturbation?

thats always alowed, but we are usually watching cheesey 70/80's porn and getting drunk...none of the girls want to masturbate to ron jeremy banging some chick with an afro bush...

hold dat
02-01-2007, 01:05 PM
wow...not too long ago my boy hooked me up with an onion booty site rip dvd. I browsed his porn catalogue, hit him with...

"yo lemme hold that down for a minute"

now its in my house

flawless victory.....sharing is caring my brothers

DVD:madZ
02-01-2007, 01:11 PM
His POV: Porno between doods is normal, thats why I want all his good shit. there is nothing wrong with open up a clip and saying" dude this chick gives head like a fuckin monster." Its part of life, like riding a bike and shit.

As for me, I really have nothing more to say =\

*InVeRs3*
02-01-2007, 01:12 PM
Watching porn with a friend is a no no. Having two boners in the room ain't cool.

Dasrik
02-01-2007, 01:15 PM
Ok to share.
Not ok to sit and watch together.
That's basically the long and short of it.

Son Them All
02-01-2007, 01:21 PM
If you've got scat porn, you've really got a fucking problem.

If you do and you burn it for him and he doen't know that you have a scatty vid of a japanese chick in the tub with her legs over her head, shooting projectile diarrhea in her mouth, then you're done. Bro Code says he can kill you at that point.

:rofl: :rofl: I lol'd....then reminisced fondly. Does that make me a bad person?

Vagina Coast Gd
02-01-2007, 02:23 PM
...none of the girls want to masturbate to ron jeremy banging some chick with an afro bush...

prudes.

Doc Holliday
02-01-2007, 02:31 PM
:rofl: :rofl: I lol'd....then reminisced fondly. Does that make me a bad person?

Bro Code states that you're eccentric. That's the nice way of saying it :wgrin:

Biolink
02-01-2007, 02:36 PM
As mentioned before,it's okay to let frend borrow porn.It's taboo to watch it with them.Maybe in a rare circumstance if there is one good must-see part.

scrubydan
02-01-2007, 02:36 PM
this reminds me of my roomate kicked me out of OUR room because he needed to masturbate...fucker

Silentness!
02-01-2007, 02:40 PM
This is basically all my friends do when they come over to my apartment. I feel like Mom with the Sunny D'. Sharing is caring.



:rofl:

I'll admit I had a stash. I deleted it several times... now all I got is girl/girl stuff left over. Thank God no guys.

God and porn in the same post >,< For shame!
___

Always reminds me of that movie "Girl Next Door" Where that guy was like: "I don't feel comfortable watching this with you."

Yasashiyama
02-01-2007, 02:52 PM
I thought this thread was about being in a porno with your friends.:rofl:

p_r0phet
02-01-2007, 02:54 PM
It depends, I mean ofcourse share the pr0n, But for instance there was this crazy ass pr0n my friend show'd me the other day. Where these 2 girls, One was tossing his salad other was giving him head, and then he gets like a sponge and soapy water and runs it down his ass-crack, and he's all like "DON'T STOP" in a weird french accent, while she is choking and coughing all over his ass.

Now theres a porn you can share with a friend.

Septimus Prime
02-01-2007, 03:00 PM
this reminds me of my roomate kicked me out of OUR room because he needed to masturbate...fucker
That's called being considerate...unless you felt like staying and watching, you sick fuck.

Anyway, I've watched porn with friends before, but said friends are chicks. I guess I have with dudes before, but that was like when we were 12 and had to do ninja downloading with 28.8 kbps and shit.

DragonSama
02-01-2007, 03:02 PM
That's basically the long and short of it.

So it was a black dude and an Asian dude then?

thurst
02-01-2007, 03:05 PM
i "preview" my roommate's new porn all the time for new vids that i haven't seen yet....ya know, gotta keep the collection fresh, nah'mean.

hold dat
02-01-2007, 03:13 PM
Ok to share.
Not ok to sit and watch together.

new man law?

http://www.manlaws.com/fhm/

Jaldaboath
02-01-2007, 05:29 PM
;3606782']who says this guy can whip it out in his room?

My point exactly. You can watch, but no touching of ANY kind is allowed.

And weirdass stuff like that porn with Kill Bill-like scenes or Urotsukidoji is a must between buddies.

My life wouldn't be worth shit hadn't i witnessed one of my friends getting shit-drunk and claiming he turned into a Werecock infront of a hawtie and scoring with her.

*InVeRs3*
02-01-2007, 05:39 PM
this reminds me of my roomate kicked me out of OUR room because he needed to masturbate...fucker

Whoa. Did he straight up tell you he'd do that? And he hasn't heard of the bathroom?

Taichi
02-01-2007, 06:01 PM
Sharing Porn with Friends: Cool

Watching Porn with Friends: Not Cool, or rather, fun at parties, until one party decides to go masturbate, or otherwise suggests everybody participate in a circle jerk.

know your boundaries.

starkilled
02-01-2007, 06:20 PM
Anyone remember the days when they were young and scrambled porn was all the rage?

Taichi
02-01-2007, 06:30 PM
I've watched exactly ONE Scrambled Porn

I still don't know if that was a mole or a nipple.

starkilled
02-01-2007, 06:42 PM
I've watched exactly ONE Scrambled Porn

I still don't know if that was a mole or a nipple.

lol, yeah.. that was one of the sad parts, half the time you didn't know wtf you were beating off too.

p_r0phet
02-01-2007, 06:45 PM
Anyone remember the days when they were young and scrambled porn was all the rage?
I've gotten off too so much scrambled porn, But it would be that one day where the cable gods we're good, and you'd get a clear screen for 4seconds, good times good times.

Ducky
02-01-2007, 07:07 PM
Sharing is fine... browsing each other's collections and making copies, that's ok.

Watching porn together with a bunch of dudes is very homo.

Watching porn with girls is acceptable.

Lvl.3
02-02-2007, 08:44 PM
An old friend of has 4 computers in his room, usually one had porno or henti going on while they played Warcraft or Marvel. Thye's always make fun of it, due to the bad dubbing. The dialog some of them had is just hilarious.

Silentness!
02-02-2007, 09:31 PM
An old friend of has 4 computers in his room, usually one had porno or henti going on while they played Warcraft or Marvel. Thye's always make fun of it, due to the bad dubbing. The dialog some of them had is just hilarious.

Well see that's different. You guys are laughing at how horrible it is.

Example: The Japanese Street Fighter porn. I remember that thread was hilarious...

BananaWeed
02-02-2007, 09:47 PM
I thought this thread was about being in a porno with your friends.:rofl:

Haha, me too. This thread has failed me. :(

Other than that, I agree that it's okay to share porn, but it's really homo for two guys to watch it together. Three or more guys watching together isn't as bad, especially if they're just watching to make fun of the porn. It's creepy if they watch to get aroused.

If two guys watch porn together and get aroused, that's gay.

vansaykeo
02-02-2007, 10:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9tUQEg_XdM

That why I don't watch porn with male friends.

MrBlank
02-03-2007, 02:59 AM
so this raises a new question...

is it gay if you burn a copy of you banging some chick and give it to your friend....

Taichi
02-03-2007, 03:51 AM
I don't handle my friends porn, period.

think about it this way.

what was the last thing he did before handling the disc?

yeah, he's not in his right mind when he hits that 'eject' button, even if he's cleaned himself up before he deals with the disc in the machine, I just don't wanna take that chance.

I've (briefly) worked in a video store, trust me, 90% of the people who rent porno don't wash their hands before removing the disc, and you can tell.

I think ALL rental porn should be handled with rubber gloves and windex before it can be restocked. I'm talking a "Monk"-Like level of obsessive compulsiveness.

because the counterpoint to that is Obnoxious Repulsiveness.

apparently the managers disagreed.

Silentness!
02-03-2007, 06:34 AM
so this raises a new question...

is it gay if you burn a copy of you banging some chick and give it to your friend....

I'd say yeah.

He's wacking off to you even if you are with a girl.

Doc Holliday
02-03-2007, 10:37 AM
^
Agreed.

Anytime a dude's cock is present on the screen during a porn, it hereby null and voids any straight inclinations you had about watching it. Simply because when you look at another guys manmeat, whether you know it or not, you're involved in the Six Degrees of Penetration law.

Kid Wonder
02-04-2007, 06:45 PM
I thought this thread was about being in a porno with your friends.:rofl:
haha I forgot that's why I came into the thread until I read this. :rofl:
Ok to share.
Not ok to sit and watch together.
This shut down the thread already. Lets move on....
so this raises a new question...

is it gay if you burn a copy of you banging some chick and give it to your friend....
huh....
The presenter: could go either way....like how he could go either way for choosing which guys(females not need to be mentioned) he wants to view it. Linking it to them would be your best bet.
The viewer: unless you want to use it against said person, you are quite homoerotic.

Both of them get away clean if they actually have a partnership in making movies. Not that homemade gayness, but something like Milf Hunter. Cameraman is SUPER gay for showing manbutt while performer's hitting it doggy-style.

Red-Impact
02-04-2007, 06:50 PM
It would be ackward..I mean:

"here ya go bro, go jerk off to the same shit I jerk off to"

:confused:

Also why would a friend be interested in the women I'd like to fuck?:confused: ..more importantly WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE MY PORN? GET YOUR OWN

CoMpOuNd
02-04-2007, 07:02 PM
youporn FTW!

Shits free and has new shit everday... goldmine.



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