Last match from the Women's Tourney's Dirty South: Keeley Hazell vs Issa Bayaua

[The Invincible Swordsman]

The 1st round is FINALLY coming to a close. The winner of this EX Bracket matchup shall have (unfortunate?) honor of facing Esther Baxter in the 2nd round......


#8 Seed Keeley Hazell

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/4803/untitledak7.png
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?p=3436491&highlight=keeley+hazell#post3436491

vs


#9 Sed Issa Bayua

http://img129.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc31&image=19466_3454.jpg
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showthread.php?p=3116622&highlight=issa+bayaua#post3116622


You know what to do. 3 days is all ya got!


This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Tough. fucking. matchup. I'm gonna have to go into seclusion for this one.


My vote = Undecided.

[DS]

Issa. Hands down. Keeley is titties only. Issa has a perfect mixture of the two without one being greater than the other. And Issa's lips just scream "Insert here" in every pic.

Plus, she's a mixture of a Flip AND Puerto Rican. That's near genetic perfection right there. If not ACTUAL genetic perfection.

[Infested Jester]

^^^

What he said

[The Invincible Swordsman]

Keeley is titties only.

What about here?......
http://cdn-65.cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users11/noregrd/default/msg-114986090046-2.jpg


This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

That's a pretty decent ass IMO.

[raishinken]

Where is the link to the brackets?

Co-Sign with Deathscythe

[white shadow]

Keely for 2 obvious reasons.

[Adam Warlock]

Issa.

[The Invincible Swordsman]

I just stretched the truth to that pic of Keeley I just posted so......


This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

My vote = Keeley Hazell

[DS]

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

That's a pretty decent ass IMO.


It's decent. Had this been the initial pic, I would have been at a standstill for a good while until my ultimate decision of Issa. And to be fair, I'd kick my dick into that goal. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

*ahem*

But, yeah, I voted already and I support my fellow Puerto Rican. Even if she's 50% PR. If Keeley manages to run away with this(which she probably won't) I'll pick her on the account of this photo. I'll hold onto that.

[raishinken]

^^ not Clowning your pick White shadow, i can respect that! but are titties always gonna win with you? Like if i said Selma vs Roselyn? who would you say!

[NOBITA KUN]

www.miss-issa.com/gallery.htm

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/9505/issa1bg9.jpg

Issa Bayua was so many freaking weapons...the skin tone ...the body the hair the smile..id like to see her go further in the this tournement but there just isnt enuff pics or video of her......but from the pics that i just post and the link....its enuff evidence to go with ISSA...shes gorgeous

[white shadow]

^^ not Clowning your pick White shadow, i can respect that! but are titties always gonna win with you? Like if i said Selma vs Roselyn? who would you say!

The 2 reasons are her face and ample bosom/ :razz:


And it's Salma obviously, I like her face more as well.

[raishinken]

I got you! its koo! atleast you are consistent to say the least!

BTW: if esther dosen't win, i would be a ashamed to say i post here!

Sword: Link to the bracket please for a update please?

[Night]

Not gonna look at the pics for either. Issa mainly because Keely's sex tape COMPLETELY FAILED TO DELIVER.

[Gasp]

i just realized i had keeleys sextape

it sucks

[angryliberal]

the schoolgirl pics killed it...i know it's wrong to vote on the pics instead of the person, but i got a problem...

[The Invincible Swordsman]

Sword: Link to the bracket please for a update please?

Hasn't been updated completey.
http://www.bracketmaker.com/tlist.cfm?tid=195801

I can tell you who's won and lost if you'd like. I was gonna do it after the entire 1st round was over.


This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

In the 2nd round I'll make a thread link for people to check on instead of just doing searches for em.

[Doc Holliday]

Issa ftw. No contest.

[J-ride]

Seriously, Issa's proportions, skintone, and eyes SCREAM sex. This really wasn't a hard choice for me. Exotic features FTW!!!

[MechZZ]

well Keeley Hazell has a crappy porn vid out... and yeah my vote goes to Issa

[white shadow]

i just realized i had keeleys sextape

it sucks

lol I was waiting for this. :rofl:

Oh well at least there's Pinder.:pleased:

[CoMpOuNd]

Isssa got those nice pefect, perky B00bens.... and that face is just asking to get cockslapped.

[shatterstar]

Issa Bayua was so many freaking weapons...the skin tone ...the body the hair the smile..id like to see her go further in the this tournement but there just isnt enuff pics or video of her......
i could've sworn i posted new pics of Issa but the search engine is only givin me old shyt. anyway,

http://img40.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=a95a4_hollywoodsbestissab_1.jpg

http://img11.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=1e4ea_hollywoodsbestissa14.jpg

http://img135.imagevenue.com/view.php?loc=loc24&image=caf17_hollywoodsbestissa25.jpg

[xero15]

i was goin with the first chick to begin with but then i saw all the other pics of issa and was like whoa

[Doc Holliday]

i could've sworn i posted new pics of Issa but the search engine is only givin me old shyt. anyway,

http://img40.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=a95a4_hollywoodsbestissab_1.jpg

http://img11.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=1e4ea_hollywoodsbestissa14.jpg

http://img135.imagevenue.com/view.php?loc=loc24&image=caf17_hollywoodsbestissa25.jpg

This just solidifies my vote.

[DS]

This just solidifies my vote.


I think something else just solidified.

[9999]

Keeley

[Dasrik]

Having sex with your bra on != hot

Issa ftw.

[versus addict]

Issa....so easily....WTF!:sweat:

[Return of Shiki]

I voted for Keeley because I'm hating on SRK's new obsession with Latin and Filipina girls.

[Gimpy]

I picked Issa. she could either have my kids or swallow them.....:looney:

[SRKev]

Issa all day. Her pics were stylin on me.

[white shadow]

Yeah Issa is definately fake after second glance.

[Million]

Issa is new to me....and she wins my vote here rather easily. She is AMAZING. That's a new elite that I'll have to keep my eye on from now on...

*the other pictures are just showing how lopsided this matchup really is....wow this girl is Legend status.

[Silentness!]

So umm I made the vote a tie (Keeley) :wonder:

[SFFanatic]

Yeah I just hacked the system by voting twice for the white woman.

Yes, I have a problem.

[Doc Holliday]

I think something else just solidified.

Then we're on the same page. Vote = Cock. Shame I was at work when I saw these.

[The Invincible Swordsman]

Bump.


This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

It's funny how all these people posting are voting for Issa...... but she's losing by 10. :lol:

[versus addict]

How the fuck is Issa loosing this!?!?!? (http://www.miss-issa.com/images/gallery/web_4997.jpg) :confused:

[raishinken]

Remember the " i love the white girl no matter what rage " thing i was talking about earlier....... yeah!

I cant wait for the idiot " I can find that mexican bitch at any taco stand " post thats due too show up!

But honestly the other girl isn't bad either!

[NOBITA KUN]

Bump.


This has been THE EINVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

It's funny how all these people posting are voting for Issa...... but she's losing by 10. :lol:

ISSA jumped up in votes after i did some research and posted some decent pics in post #11 of this thread....by the time i posted those pics KEELYwas up by atleast 10 votes....then ISSA started catching up.....you really need to start doing some research and post some better pics....imma go out on a limb and say because of your lame presentation KEELY will win...

www.miss-issa.com/gallery.htm

http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/9505/issa1bg9.jpg

http://img40.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=a95a4_hollywoodsbestissab_1.jpg

http://img11.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc24&image=1e4ea_hollywoodsbestissa14.jpg

http://img135.imagevenue.com/view.php?loc=loc24&image=caf17_hollywoodsbestissa25.jpg[/QUOTE]


but imma do the best i can to make sure heads get the true scoop on ISSA

[Hokuto Shingo]

Issa ME...Mario!

[Doc Holliday]

How the fuck is Issa loosing this!?!?!? (http://www.miss-issa.com/images/gallery/web_4997.jpg) :confused:

Uuuuuuummmmmm yeah. With everyone posting that they voted for Issa, how IS she losing? Must be the haters coming in, voting, and leaving. Or the liars. Voting for Keely but not having the testicular fortitude to own up to it.

[ArcadeFire]

Keeley

[NOBITA KUN]

COme on fellas im tryna even up this margin with better pics....support!!!!!

http://www.miss-issa.com/images/gallery/issa_web_2_lg.jpg

http://www.miss-issa.com/images/gallery/issa_3.jpg

http://www.miss-issa.com/images/gallery/5908master_450.jpg

[Panicked]

Having sex with your bra on != hot

Issa ftw.

There's picture of the first chick topless on wikipedia. At least there was. Her boobs are perfect even without the bra. Voted Issa, anyway.

[white shadow]

There's picture of the first chick topless on wikipedia. At least there was. Her boobs are perfect even without the bra. Voted Issa, anyway.

Keely is like topless in half of her pics. lol

[Doc Holliday]

Keely is like topless in half of her pics. lol

And yet, she still doesn't hold a candle to a fully clothed Issa.

[Panicked]

Keely is like topless in half of her pics. lol

Not sure if you mean "nipple topless," or that tease "Lucy topless", but yeah, I bet she is.

[TheMaidenMasha]

Damn anyone got a good ass shot of Issa? Thatll truly be the deciding factor for me.

[white shadow]

Not sure if you mean "nipple topless," or that tease "Lucy topless", but yeah, I bet she is.

Nipple topless. Lucy sadly knows that even her tease topless > Keely's full topless.:sad:

[DH020]

keeley got my vote

[Night]

There's picture of the first chick topless on wikipedia. At least there was. Her boobs are perfect even without the bra. Voted Issa, anyway.

He was referring to the sex tape where Keeley was actually wearing her bra during the intercourse part, which also sucked.

[Dasrik]

There's picture of the first chick topless on wikipedia. At least there was. Her boobs are perfect even without the bra. Voted Issa, anyway.
She can take off her bra all you want, to leave it on during sex of all times is just flat out cockparrying.

[Brooklyn]

issa ... cause she's hotter than keeley..?

[TheMaidenMasha]

Keeley is gorgeous

[elitericerocket]

Issa all the way

[versus addict]

......robbery.....wtf! :arazz:

[KrassHole]

this is fucking bullshit.

[Doc Holliday]

This IS fucking bullshit. There is no way this should've happened. It was a "no contest" for Issa. Christ all mighty.

[KrassHole]

This IS fucking bullshit. There is no way this should've happened. It was a "no contest" for Issa. Christ all mighty.

For real.

Hate voting from this point on for fucking sure.

[white shadow]

Well I be, Keely actually won...

[Doc Holliday]

Well I be, Keely actually won...

Yep. Thanks to the idiots fucking up the polls. Seriously, my vision isn't 20/20 anymore but the majority of the thread was preaching on about how full of awesomeness Issa was yet, she had a mudhole stomped in her ass at the end. Granted, I'm sure there were people that decided to just come and hatevote and leave which seems to be the name of the game lately.

[epsilon_]

issa lost..?

um wtf are u people blind

[white shadow]

Yep. Thanks to the idiots fucking up the polls. Seriously, my vision isn't 20/20 anymore but the majority of the thread was preaching on about how full of awesomeness Issa was yet, she had a mudhole stomped in her ass at the end. Granted, I'm sure there were people that decided to just come and hatevote and leave which seems to be the name of the game lately.

Issa is attractive, no doubt. But I think Keely comes off as more cutesy and voluptuous than Issa which IMO is more appealing than just "plain" sexiness.

Real big natural boobs don't hurt either.:sweat:

[Million]

what? There's nothing "plain" about that goddess, Issa the Immortal™. Keely's nice, sure....but I'm really surprised to see these results. Issa is on a whole other level.

[DS]

Genetic perfection lost? She was a FUCKING SUPER SOLDIER!!!! *sigh* I have to vote for Keeley in the next match. I promised Swordsman I would if she won this one.

I fucking hate you all for making my voluptous piece of genetic superiority lose. I hope your cocks go sterile over night. HATE MONGERS!!! THE LOT OF YOU!!!!

*sigh*

And let's not forget that she was a FLIP combined with a Puerto Rican. GENETIC HARMONIC SYMPHONY!!!!! It's like if you fucked her, her pussy with spit out a tune via harp.

Man, I want to give it to Issa in the ass though.

[white shadow]

what? There's nothing "plain" about that goddess, Issa the Immortal™. Keely's nice, sure....but I'm really surprised to see these results. Issa is on a whole other level.

Now you know how I feel every year...

[Night]

Heh I didn't vote for Keeley. Won't vote for her next round either (unless she's up against a girl I HATE) because I'm still THAT disappointed about the crappy sex vid!

[The Epidemic]

Issa...hands down

[Doc Holliday]

Too late boys. Polls are closed. Issa went down in flames. Nothing left to do but walk off into the sunset. Alone. Broken.

[Silentness!]

If it makes you feel better I voted for Keeley.