View Full Version : New match from the Women's Tourney East Region: Letoya Leckett vs Jessica Simpson!
The Invincible Swordsman
02-01-2007, 11:19 AM
Let's this round moving so we can get to the 2nd round. The winner of this battle shall face off against Amerie in the next round......
#8 Seed "Destiny's Orphan", Letoya Luckett
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmpuFk29d58
http://blogs.sohh.com/soul/archives/KingCover.jpg
vs
#9 Jessica "Chicken of The Sea" Simpson
http://imf-2004s1.tripod.com/imf04-04_jessica_simpson.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsX4VdtbaKo
You know the drill. 3 days or bust.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
Had a thing for Toya since her days with Destiny's Child and I always considered her Beyonce's equal visually. Now that she's on her own I only expect her to get hotter and wear skimpier outfits. Chicken of The Sea is hot in her own right..... downright sparkly..... but her overexposure is gonna hurt her with me because I'm kinda over her.
My vote = Destiny's Orphan
raishinken
02-01-2007, 11:22 AM
Luckett..... even though i feel some " we love us some white girl rage comming " !
waits for white shadows vote........ i wonder!?!?! lol
white shadow
02-01-2007, 11:58 AM
^Hmmm I actually have think about this one.
CoMpOuNd
02-01-2007, 12:00 PM
Them boots were made for walkin..... and that white ass is made for fuckin... and those Boobens are made for suckin... :wow:
xero15
02-01-2007, 12:01 PM
SHIT WHAT YALL NIGGAS THINKIN FOR LETOYA ALL THE WAY :tup:
shatterstar
02-01-2007, 12:02 PM
dammit, TIS...
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=3283141&postcount=174
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=3288277&postcount=208
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=3288287&postcount=209
http://forums.shoryuken.com/showpost.php?p=3237399&postcount=80
Luckett, ofcourse.
CoMpOuNd
02-01-2007, 12:04 PM
http://img105.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=00955_letoya4_321lo.jpg
Looks like she's about to smack a hoe for kissin her man in that one.
i haven't voted
does letoya have an ass?
i need sauce
LeToya. As hot as Jessica is, I want to kick her in the face for being so fuckin dumb.
Adam Warlock
02-01-2007, 12:13 PM
^Hmmm I actually have think about this one.
You are DEAD to me.
LL for the win, and I don't mean Cool J.
raishinken
02-01-2007, 12:16 PM
^^ :lol:
Doc Holliday
02-01-2007, 12:19 PM
Jessica's an idiot but I'm going on looks here
I need time to think about this. Especially since Jessica's pic link isn't working and right now I'm on my work computer, so the vid will take a while to load.
I'll have to consult with my lawyer firm; Dick and Testicules.
Dasrik
02-01-2007, 12:31 PM
I swear these polls need a Pat Morita in drag vote.
white shadow
02-01-2007, 12:45 PM
^Word
Dammit Adam, I haven't even voted yet and I already got "Pacino-ed?":sad:
"You BROKE MY HEAAARRRTTTT!!!!"
angryliberal
02-01-2007, 12:46 PM
simpson makes me ill...not even a contest...
Return of Shiki
02-01-2007, 01:50 PM
I voted for "Letoya", whoever she is, just because she isn't a living skeleton.
*remembers the celeb w/o make-up thread*
Silentness!
02-01-2007, 01:55 PM
Sometimes I wonder if Simpson is borderline retarded... :rofl:
The "chicken of the sea" reference is priceless btw.
SRKev
02-01-2007, 01:59 PM
Letoya Luckett gets the juices flowin son.
white shadow
02-01-2007, 07:17 PM
After some research I chose Letoya Luckett. Ya happy now ya bastard?! *raises fists in the air with anger!*
Million
02-01-2007, 08:15 PM
This is actually ...surprisingly tough. I think Jess has the better body, though Latoya has the superior/cuter face. What the hell...I'm going with Jessica here. She has natural thickness tendencies, and she seems to not have a problem with that(like most famous white girls do.) Yeah, Jessica.
Hokuto Shingo
02-01-2007, 08:23 PM
This is actually ...surprisingly tough. I think Jess has the better body, though Latoya has the superior/cuter face. What the hell...I'm going with Jessica here. She has natural thickness tendencies, and she seems to not have a problem with that(like most famous white girls do.) Yeah, Jessica.
Well this is just further proof that even the white girls are thick in Texas. LL FTW tho
SFFanatic
02-01-2007, 08:30 PM
Hey guess what everybody? I voted for the white girl again.
I KNOW I HAVE A PROBLEM...
raishinken
02-01-2007, 08:57 PM
Remeber that whole " we love us some white girl rage " thing i was talken about earlier........
Return of Shiki
02-01-2007, 09:17 PM
I'm sorry but, Jessica Simpson..."thick"?
Maybe for the bride of Skeletor...
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/jessica-simpson-thin.jpg
http://shotsdaily.com/gossip/photos/Jessica-Simpson-anorexic.jpg
Xero Kaiser
02-01-2007, 09:58 PM
Jessica Simpson's ugly and stupid. Letoya...easily
Wellman
02-01-2007, 10:02 PM
Letoya Luckett has the following things going for her to me.
1. She is from H-Town and I always support H-Town and surrounding areas. See my 4 year support of the Texans.
2. She's black
3. I saw that horrible pic Return of Shiki put up.
4. Her last name rhymes with 'Fuck it', if that ain't a sign from heaven...
The Invincible Swordsman
02-02-2007, 07:50 AM
This needs to be bumped.
This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:
Pretty close match. I thought for sure Jessica overexposure would tank herself.
DropKick Murphy
02-02-2007, 12:03 PM
Latoya easily.
ArcadeFire
02-02-2007, 12:10 PM
Vote for the stupid hot chick
Night
02-02-2007, 12:21 PM
Jessica. I've always fapped to her, and yeah a part of it is because of the love me some white girl rage in me.
raishinken
02-02-2007, 12:37 PM
^^^ atleast he is honest! no matter how stupid the choice!
Hokuto Shingo
02-02-2007, 01:22 PM
Man...how is this even close?
Wellman
02-02-2007, 02:45 PM
Well, it looks like the "madness" has officially started in the tourney.
May God have mercy on us all.
Return of Shiki
02-02-2007, 04:46 PM
I can't believe Jessica is STILL getting votes.
Did you all NOT see the RECENT pics I put up of her?
The girl is DONE. She hit the wall of anorexia and coke addiction and crashed and burned.
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/jessica-simpson-thin.jpg
LOOK at the woman. She could play Scarecrow in the next Batman movie WITHOUT THE MASK.
And these aren't even the WORST pictures I could find of her.
She actually looks WORSE now but I can't post those pics cuz they link to sites with nekkid womenz.
TheMaidenMasha
02-02-2007, 04:54 PM
I say jessica
Post Nosejob Lucketts nose is too small for her face and it makes her face look a bit "off"
TheSix
02-02-2007, 04:56 PM
Simpsons is fucking UGLY.
She could not be more hurt.
Juicy G
02-02-2007, 05:14 PM
jessica has fallen off so hard her sister owns her for free now. So my vote is obvious
Silentness!
02-02-2007, 09:54 PM
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/jessica-simpson-thin.jpg
The picture on the right... holy fuck is it broken. She has like demon eyes and looks like she's been on a crack binge.
white shadow
02-02-2007, 10:03 PM
The picture on the right... holy fuck is it broken. She has like demon eyes and looks like she's been on a crack binge.
Damn this is such a disappointment.
Just goes to show coffee isn't the only key export out of Columbia.:shake:
shatterstar
02-03-2007, 12:39 PM
Man...how is this even close?
stupid people with no tatse. that's how.
epsilon_
02-03-2007, 12:48 PM
damn i didnt know she fell off, i voted for j simpson, but pre-crisis j simpson.
NOBITA KUN
02-03-2007, 01:12 PM
ISM you need to step your game up and edit update your intial links....nothing working and the videos have been deleted by youtube
....im not to interswted in either of these girls and i dont have time to purge the net like i did the last couple of matches.....therefore im holding my vote until i see some better pics
SNAAAAKE
02-03-2007, 01:28 PM
I LiKeS tHe WhItE GuRlsZZ :looney:
http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Jessica_Simpson_biography_3.jpg
white shadow
02-03-2007, 02:45 PM
I LiKeS tHe WhItE GuRlsZZ :looney:
http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Jessica_Simpson_biography_3.jpg
I liked her too, but this tournament is based on current looks unfortunately: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/jessica-simpson-thin.jpg
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