Chaos
02-14-2007, 04:15 PM
So every now and again while playing online poker I like to peruse the FAQ section of fighters for a good laugh. Following are some of the absolute gems I found today. :lol:
1. Relative to Duo mode.......
So my overall opinion of this feature is at the moment: low to loathing. In
fact, I think it's really stupid. It promotes button mashing and doesn't
seem to have any real strategy (other then the obvious) involved.
I'm going to have to give a arcade-playing thumbs down on this feature but I
will do further research on the matter. Luckily, most scru. err players
seem to have no idea how to do it. They can't seen to read the instructions
on the machine or something.
2. Relative to Captain America
Cap is one of the better characters to have on your side. He's a great
combination of speed, range, and power. When you are on the ground, the FP
cancel JP Shield Slash should be a constant in your arsenal as it will
leave you safe from counter attack and will take chip damage. Always be on
the look out to connect
3. Relative to Wolverine
I never played this guy in any vs game and I still don't. But to all you
button mashers out there, enjoy!
4. Relative to Captain Commando
Captain Commando is definitely one of the best characters. I'd say he's
around the 5th or 6th position.
The reason is because he's got good speed, has high damaging easy combos, 3
other helpers, and basically is a very versatile fighter. CapCom can be a
very effective cornering/offensive player.
:rolleyes: 5. And a gold mine in the REd venom FAQ
Don't abuse his MP/HP throw
If you chose Venom mainly because of his mighty throw, then you're
just about as desperate as a cheap@$$ Strider user! Almost ANYONE
nowadays can easily win whenever they abuse the potential in this cheap
throw. Not only does it have one of the highest ranks in terms of priority,
it also does some nice damage and stuns the opponent long enough for
you to hit him with a standing LP and continue with a ground to air
combo.
(on how to beat GWM)Gold War Machine - forget AC's....they don't work.
....go for hit and run tactics since he is like Mega Zangief, only worse
because of his War Destroyer!
(on Wolvie as a teamate)makes the game boring. And if the game is boring, you won't
play the game anymore! Only faggots pick him if you're that desperate
to win! That's what I hate about him! He's a "desperation"
character!......if your feeble excuse is speed backup, pick Chun Li!
She's megatons better, if you have the brains and guts!
(on attacking red venom)
But anything works
on him whether its keep away, defense, or offense just combo the crap
out of this guy because he won't last long infact I think he takes hit
worst than Roll!
6. :rolleyes: And perhaps the crowning glory about Strider
One of the flashiest characters in the game. He can easily combo you to
death, but lacks in defense and the ability to combo his supers. You
should easily win without relying on his supers too much. However his
supers are often hard to connect, he doesn't have a best super, probably
his Ouroboros but they are hard to connect without a helper. He is very
quick and has a lot of priority and can be very slippery with his wall to
wall leap, teleport, and his double jump.
1. Relative to Duo mode.......
So my overall opinion of this feature is at the moment: low to loathing. In
fact, I think it's really stupid. It promotes button mashing and doesn't
seem to have any real strategy (other then the obvious) involved.
I'm going to have to give a arcade-playing thumbs down on this feature but I
will do further research on the matter. Luckily, most scru. err players
seem to have no idea how to do it. They can't seen to read the instructions
on the machine or something.
2. Relative to Captain America
Cap is one of the better characters to have on your side. He's a great
combination of speed, range, and power. When you are on the ground, the FP
cancel JP Shield Slash should be a constant in your arsenal as it will
leave you safe from counter attack and will take chip damage. Always be on
the look out to connect
3. Relative to Wolverine
I never played this guy in any vs game and I still don't. But to all you
button mashers out there, enjoy!
4. Relative to Captain Commando
Captain Commando is definitely one of the best characters. I'd say he's
around the 5th or 6th position.
The reason is because he's got good speed, has high damaging easy combos, 3
other helpers, and basically is a very versatile fighter. CapCom can be a
very effective cornering/offensive player.
:rolleyes: 5. And a gold mine in the REd venom FAQ
Don't abuse his MP/HP throw
If you chose Venom mainly because of his mighty throw, then you're
just about as desperate as a cheap@$$ Strider user! Almost ANYONE
nowadays can easily win whenever they abuse the potential in this cheap
throw. Not only does it have one of the highest ranks in terms of priority,
it also does some nice damage and stuns the opponent long enough for
you to hit him with a standing LP and continue with a ground to air
combo.
(on how to beat GWM)Gold War Machine - forget AC's....they don't work.
....go for hit and run tactics since he is like Mega Zangief, only worse
because of his War Destroyer!
(on Wolvie as a teamate)makes the game boring. And if the game is boring, you won't
play the game anymore! Only faggots pick him if you're that desperate
to win! That's what I hate about him! He's a "desperation"
character!......if your feeble excuse is speed backup, pick Chun Li!
She's megatons better, if you have the brains and guts!
(on attacking red venom)
But anything works
on him whether its keep away, defense, or offense just combo the crap
out of this guy because he won't last long infact I think he takes hit
worst than Roll!
6. :rolleyes: And perhaps the crowning glory about Strider
One of the flashiest characters in the game. He can easily combo you to
death, but lacks in defense and the ability to combo his supers. You
should easily win without relying on his supers too much. However his
supers are often hard to connect, he doesn't have a best super, probably
his Ouroboros but they are hard to connect without a helper. He is very
quick and has a lot of priority and can be very slippery with his wall to
wall leap, teleport, and his double jump.