The Ugliest Musicians Ever

[aa_overmind]

From:

http://frostfirepulse.com/the-ugliest-musicians-ever.html?q=the-ugliest-musicians-ever

01. Shane MacGowan (THE POGUES)
02. G.G. Allin
03. Gene Simmons (KISS)
04. Lemmy (MOTÖRHEAD)
05. Thom Yorke (RADIOHEAD)
06. Jim Skafish (SKAFISH)
07. Madonna
08. Alex Van Halen (VAN HALEN)
09. HATERUSH
10. GWAR
11. Roger Waters (PINK FLOYD)
12. JOURNEY

Lyle Lovett the rooster man should of been on that list.

So should stickboy Travis Barker and his horrendously ugly as fuck tattoos, not to mention Assface looks.

They made had said GG Allin was ugly, but the man who raped, abused, and did the most vile stuff on and offstage had and still has Hot Women supporters!!!

GWAR - Are they mentioning with or without costumes, because I say without costumes!!

Madonna should of been #1

[Dasrik]

Where's Bonnie Riatt?

[Chachi]

No Dee Snider or Jermaine Jackson? Fission mailed.

[De4dEyE]

That one guy from Good Charlotte. I saw him on a random music video and - Holy fuck, that guy is ugly. The twin that plays the guitar. I'm not sure if it was the makeup or whatever, but goddamn.

[Gasp]

carpathian forest, finntroll, and glen benton should be added

[aa_overmind]

carpathian forest, finntroll, and glen benton should be added

Oh Yeah!!!

I also forgot about that ugly dude from Nickelback!!

Joey Ramone was hella ugly!!

[Kayin]

finntroll

Cosigned.

[Ne0phyte]

No. Thom Yorke and Travis Barker are not ugly.

Modern day Michael Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Mannie Fresh
Smokey Robinson
James Brown (has to be said)
Biggie
Ashanti
... fuck, all I can think of are black musicians so I'm gonna stop. OH and Steven Tyler and Mick Jagger (we all know the joke).

[SRKev]

All my old school heads know...

Shabba Ranks, the ugliest nigga on the planet next to Sam Cassell.

[atothexx]

Seal
god that guy is disgusting

[Ouroborus]

Khia is the fugliest musician by far.

Not only is she fugly as sin, nasty ass bitch had the audacity to rap about about licking down her back, her cunt and her crack.:wtf: :wasted:

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

No Rihanna?

What the hell?

[Ducky]

Lil Jon, Lil Wayne, and 50 Cent are all pretty fugly to me.

[CoMpOuNd]

Paris Hilton.... I mean.. I'd still hit it but, cmon guys, she should be a magician not a musician, the way she makes the cock disappear. OH YES I DID!


breakdance?
word.

[Gasp]

whoa whoa whoa

if' we're throwing out rappers
i gotta say


Richboy, foos mad broken in being ugly

[Grits'N'Gravy]

That guy from Hoobastank or whatever...

I saw that video for that song that really horrible song a couple years back that got huge... dudes eyes are 6 inches apart.

http://www.orlandofloridaguide.com/providence/concerts/Hoobastank%20-%20Doug%20Robb%200257.jpg

Edit: Song is called "The Reason" apparently.

[thurst]

No. Thom Yorke and Travis Barker are not ugly.

Modern day Michael Jackson
Latoya Jackson
Mannie Fresh
Smokey Robinson
James Brown (has to be said)
Biggie
Ashanti
... fuck, all I can think of are black musicians so I'm gonna stop. OH and Steven Tyler and Mick Jagger (we all know the joke).

smokey robinson, james brown and ashanti aren't anywhere near ugly. the amount of bitches smokey & jb could pull back in the day is so ridiculous it's crazy, and i'd question a man's right to have a penis if he wouldn't fuck ashanti.


as for the list, i don't think you can call madonna legitimately ugly, i mean you might not like her, but she doesn't have any glaring flaws especially compared to people like steven tyler, bob dylan, jewel, etc... even now, madonna is clearly in the 98th percentile for hotness among women pushing 50.

[B_IzM]

Seal is GOD tier.

then everyone else.

[Taito]

All my old school heads know...

Shabba Ranks, the ugliest nigga on the planet next to Sam Cassell.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9OvdaDuanQ
Seal
god that guy is disgusting
And look who's his babymaking factory. I didn't really find her hot, but I know that countless men worldwide did. Shows how much good looks are worth in the grand scheme of things.
No Rihanna?

What the hell?
She'd still get it.

[nameingway]

no kieth richards or the lead singer from the cars? this list automatically fails.

[Hokuto Shingo]

Rich Boy's fo' head is so big that he gotta frown to look normal

*AZINGA*

[Arsenal]

Uh.... John Mayer? He looks like a younger version of the Frankenstein monster.

[white shadow]

ashanti

http://www.hereinreality.com/ashanti_without_makeup.jpg

Most of you in this thread seem to be picking current or iconic normal looking musicians that you don't like, rather than really ugly musicians, many from rock. I mean no one has mentioned all of Korn, Cee-lo, Marilyn Manson, Flea, Rob Zombie, Bounty Killa, Ringo Starr, Bizarre, and Peanut Head Eve

[Neq]

No one has said Flava Flav yet?

[DS]

The lack of Craig Mack makes this list full of fail. Boyeeeeee......

[Chachi]

http://www.hereinreality.com/ashanti_without_makeup.jpg

damn. bitch looks like charles barkley with a weave

[DS]

http://www.hereinreality.com/ashanti_without_makeup.jpg



Holy crap, I just noticed this. Oh my God. Yo. That is not cool. She looks....fat. I second the Charles Barkley notion as well. Is that a mustache?

[FighterX]

Khia (My Neck, My Back)

[maxx]

No Rihanna?

What the hell?

lies! i'd hit it..

wut no mick jagger yet?

[TheDarkPhoenix]

Why is seal not S-ranked?

And how does he have such a banging wife? or ex wife...

[starkilled]

chad kroger..again.

[ShinGouki00]

Elliot Smith

[Doc Holliday]

Fucking Kenny G. Aside from the fact that his music is nothing like what I listen to, his hair pisses me off.

[Team Cable]

Jay Z.

Good thing the nigga's a rapper and has money. I don't know if Beyonce has shitty vision or what.

[Dem-Dem]

Seal is one ugly bastard and he's married to a super model...... the wrold will be ending soon.

[valaris]

That guy from Hoobastank or whatever...

I saw that video for that song that really horrible song a couple years back that got huge... dudes eyes are 6 inches apart.

http://www.orlandofloridaguide.com/providence/concerts/Hoobastank%20-%20Doug%20Robb%200257.jpg

Edit: Song is called "The Reason" apparently.

HOLY SHIT! Brian Peppers!

[Ne0phyte]

Madonna: No
Flea: No
Eve: Definite no
John Mayer: no
Jewel: No

This is ugliest musicians EVER... not "not the best looking ones".

I don't give a fuck about how many hoes James Brown had... he is tragic. Smokey is just... ugh... grosses me out. You cannot put Flava Flav and Rihanna in the same category.

[Venom Scrub]

Megadeth and Metallica are both pretty ugly. Metallica not so much anymore but back when they first started, SHIT

[raishinken]

Gwen Stefani didn't make the list either............ Never understood the love of this no titty, no ass bitch!

[white shadow]

Gwen Stefani didn't make the list either............ Never understood the love of this no titty, no ass bitch!

Not ugliest ever...

[Hokuto Shingo]

Who mentioned Eve? Is someone smoking crack? She's beautiful.

[Vy Low]

Prodigy of Mobb Deep

[Starhammer]

jodeci

that lead singer from Aqua (the barbie girl song :tup: :wtf: )

old snoop dogg------------that shit made the video hard as hell to watch.

Kelly Osborn------------Just ask TIS about that one. :rofl:

-Starhammer-

[3b1r4h]

....................... NO SEAL??

seriously that dude is fugly.

[berserkotaku45]

he wouldn't look so bad if it wasn't for the scars(burns) whatever on his face

[CoMpOuNd]

ODB(R.I.P), that guy was one ugly motherfucker. He's dopesauce though.



breakdance?
word.

[Million]

shame I saw this towards the end of my break, oh this roast will be continued, but let's get the ball rolling:

Craig Mack for sure--dude's face looks like leftover pizza with a baby fro.

Cee Lo's head and face look like a Butterball turkey, and Lil Wayne looks like an anorexic turtle...like that turtle douchebag that embarrased Bugs Bunny back in the day. There was a short-lived group called "Soul for Real" in the mid 90s, and all of those guys looked like they just got hit by a bus.

Madonna, even now is not ugly, especially compared to true uglies like Whoopi, but that's reaching outside the music industry...come on, people...think back to the 80s era Madonna and seriously tell me you wouldn't hit that. Please.

-Fat Joe's head looks like a titty.
-Angie Stone looks like a turkey with clothes on. I laugh whenever I see her.

Aretha Franklin looks terrible these days...she's got to be at least 400 lbs., and that's a "being nice" estimation. It's amazing she's still mobile. Does she just not care anymore? Apparently.

Biggie looked like Baron Greenback from Dangermouse. I never imagined I'd see a real person that looked like that character.

Khia was pretty nasty...she looked like the type of girl you see over on Elvis Presley Blvd late nights....by the Little Guns motel....a "working girl" if ya get what I'm saying.

[Yeah Dood 120%]

The lack of Craig Mack mast this list full of fail. Boyeeeeee......:rofl: I was just about to mention him. But yeah, I'd also have to say Wesly Willis:
http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4418/wes14ks1.jpg Screaming Jay Hawkins (Yet he had 57 kids):
http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/9834/hawkinsag3.jpg Britney Spears:
http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3130/britneynomakeupbm4.jpg Whitney Houston (Skelator Edition):
http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/8976/bobby20brownxf1.jpg Janis Joplin:
http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/3650/joplinmy4.jpg Rod Stewart:
http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4789/rdstewartgreatesthits79px4.jpg Ray Sawyer (from Dr. Hook):
http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/5791/drhookrayah7.jpgJust to name a few but the fugliest one to me would be: Courtney love *woof*:
http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/3236/courtneyloveversj631442vs6.jpg

:wasted: I actually have a friend that thinks she's hot... dood.

[aa_overmind]

I miss Wesley Willis!!

Nelly is ugly as fuck!!!

[Zulu]

The lack of Craig Mack mast this list full of fail. Boyeeeeee......

http://www.piranhamusic.com/craig_mack.JPG

Shabba Ranks

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/6/8/6/4/514686_356x237.jpg

Both of those niggas look like fucking black vomit.

:wasted: :wasted:

[Million]

sheeeit, I'd still bone the hell out of that girl from Aqua....I think her name is Lene...something. I have a topless picture of her somewhere, god bless those paparazzi...

Clay Aiken looks like a mix between a fraggle and Howdy Doody...that's an odd one.

Jesse Camp could've been the Scarecrow in a Batman movie, with no real need for makeup and effects. There was a guy on True Life recently who looked strikingly similar....only much more gay.

Yolanda Addams---her head and face looks....tight...especially when she's singing. She makes these horror-show faces that bring out the ugly. Normally, she's at least "ok", but I can't stand looking at her when she sings. The face scrunches up all tight like she's in the middle of pushing out a dry brick-status turd with serious girth.

Rod Stewart's head looks like it weighs at least 73 lbs....and THEN he has a "fraggle" quality to his look...like he was created by Jim Henson, and hangs out with Traveling Matt and the other Fraggles. It makes me angry that this bitch got Rachel Fuckin Hunter. See that? Money and fame breaks the game. Rod proved you can have a big ass lima-bean Down Syndrome Fraggle head and STILL get a Rachel Hunter if you have enough money.

[Jizzz_frame]

maynard james keenan ftw

[N-Ken]

lol at people basically saying anyone they dont like who isnt a 10. How on earth is Rihanna, Madonna, Ashanti, or like 80% of of the people listed here among the UGLIEST musicians of all time? I mean cmon shane mcgowan, jesus no one in this thread is even close there. There are very few pop musicians who could be even close to considered, Seal isnt even close to the top 10 ugliest. Do you people even know of any musicians not on MTV right now jesus christ.

[white shadow]

Khia was pretty nasty...she looked like the type of girl you see over on Elvis Presley Blvd late nights....by the Little Guns motel....a "working girl" if ya get what I'm saying.

"My chins, my fatback, my rolls just like that."


Don't diss hardworking hookers by likening them to Khia.:shake:

[hawaiigamer142]

Chad Kroeger from Nickelback gets my vote. I hate his voice too. [/unbiased]

[Alucard20]

That one guy from Good Charlotte. I saw him on a random music video and - Holy fuck, that guy is ugly. The twin that plays the guitar. I'm not sure if it was the makeup or whatever, but goddamn.



You think he's ugly?

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q18/jonnyblaze19/Beetlejuice2.jpg

You haven't seen ugly!!!!

[Alzarath]

^ Is that guy for real?! :confused:

Edit: holy fuck, its an actual person O_o

[9999]

Damn srk, third page and no one has mentioned Chamillionaire?

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/3/6/5/1/791563_356x237.jpg

[white shadow]

You think he's ugly?

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q18/jonnyblaze19/Beetlejuice2.jpg

You haven't seen ugly!!!!
That's not fair, he's not a musician!

[Team Cable]

lol at people basically saying anyone they dont like who isnt a 10. How on earth is Rihanna, Madonna, Ashanti, or like 80% of of the people listed here among the UGLIEST musicians of all time? I mean cmon shane mcgowan, jesus no one in this thread is even close there. There are very few pop musicians who could be even close to considered, Seal isnt even close to the top 10 ugliest. Do you people even know of any musicians not on MTV right now jesus christ.

Oh come on, Seal has a mangled fucking face. He can sing, I'll give you that, but he's like a horror movie character who doesn't even need to sit through hours of makeup.

Whenever ugly niggas hang out with hotties it must be a combination of one of two things: he either has a big dick or a lot of money. Seal has a few bucks and I don't give a shit about the size of his johnson, but that has to be the only explanation for his relationships.

[Kayin]

maynard james keenan ftw

Only after he shaved his head, bald look definitely didn't suit him.

[white shadow]

Whenever ugly niggas hang out with hotties it must be a combination of one of two things: he either has a big dick or a lot of money. Seal has a few bucks and I don't give a shit about the size of his johnson, but that has to be the only explanation for his relationships.

Judging by the fact that Hiedi Klum is already filthy stinking rich it could just mean that he's a decent human being.

[Million]

yeah, the little guy in the recent link is "Beetlejuice", a beloved character from the Howard Stern Show. He has given Stern fans everywhere so much entertainment over the years. Beetlejuice is a gift to the world.

yeah, I forgot about Chamillionaire, though I was sure someone already mentioned him. Dude looks like STRIPE from Gremlins. Let him get a white mohawk and put his picture side by side with that character, it will look like a "Separated at Birth?!" type of picture. KC from Jodeci also had that "Stripe from Gremlins" vibe going on. Haha...you sprinkle some water on him and *bam* he multiplies...suddenly you have a room full of Chamillionaires and KCs.

haha...Ricky Bell from Bel Biv Devoe and New Edition...what's up with that dolphin face? He's Flipper with a fade. If he headbutts you it's all over.

Whitney Houston always looked kinda mildly retarded, but in the 80s she wasn't that bad....but now she's a horror scene, AND she has those "old crack-fiend prostitute" qualities. I bet she has that Crackhead-Walk™ too....y'know those crackheads have a certain unmistakeable walk....you see them out there, looking like they're in a show-style high school band, doing a high-step for no reason other than that's just their signature walk.

[Starhammer]

Whitney Houston always looked kinda mildly retarded, but in the 80s she wasn't that bad....but now she's a horror scene, AND she has those "old crack-fiend prostitute" qualities. I bet she has that Crackhead-Walk™ too....y'know those crackheads have a certain unmistakeable walk....you see them out there, looking like they're in a show-style high school band, doing a high-step for no reason other than that's just their signature walk.

yeah. what's happened to whitney now is just plain horrible. I used to LOVE 80s whitney despite how skinny she was. at that time, I didn't know about TNA so she was safe. That was then. if she was to walk up beside me now, I would probably pull one of those anime jumps where you stay in the air long enough to rattle off some insanely long thought before landing on the other side of the street. Damn. the drugs and the life with bobby have messed her up in all kinds of ways.


EDIT: Maddonna and Gwen Stefani would STILL have to watch their backs if I was around. they would get the dick bomb for sure.
-Starhammer-

[white shadow]

Mike Jones, how the hell did I forget his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle ass?

[Alucard20]

Mike Jones, how the hell did I forget his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle ass?

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y55/alucardxxx/mikejones-1.gif

[Zulu]

Damn srk, third page and no one has mentioned Chamillionaire?

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/3/6/5/1/791563_356x237.jpg

He looks like a clam.

[Insaniac2]

Mike Jones, how the hell did I forget his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle ass?

:rofl: So true.

[ruthless_nash]

why is michael "white" jackson not there?

[1/2Man1/2God]

Micheal Jackson
Remy Martin
Lil Jon

[ruthless_nash]

what about marylin manson? that fucker is the devil incarnate. i cant believe he fucked "page" from that witch programme.

[1/2Man1/2God]

what about marylin manson? that fucker is the devil incarnate. i cant believe he fucked "page" from that witch programme.

i can't believe he's a male...

[maxx]

Jay Z.

Good thing the nigga's a rapper and has money. I don't know if Beyonce has shitty vision or what.

because she saw he had a good heart and sou....hahaha just fuckin wit ya..its da money.

[1/2Man1/2God]

because she saw he had a good heart and sou....hahaha just fuckin wit ya..its da money.

i don't think so..i think the money is what got him in the position to meet her but i think she really loves dat camel.plus she's cakin to it's not like Beyonce ain't got tons of money too.

[maxx]

i don't think so..i think the money is what got him in the position to meet her but i think she really loves dat camel.plus she's cakin to it's not like Beyonce ain't got tons of money too.

but being in a relationship wit pretty much raps number 1 or at least top 5 richest rapper doesnt hurt to add to your already big wallet.

[Captain Ryu]

ODB (rip), freeway and craig mack.

[1/2Man1/2God]

but being in a relationship wit pretty much raps number 1 or at least top 5 richest rapper doesnt hurt to add to your already big wallet.

true

[1/2Man1/2God]

ODB (rip), freeway and craig mack.

wats sad is free knows he's ugly and he still gets bitches....dats bullshit wat girls will do for money..gotta get me a mountain of that shit so i can have wild orgies all night...no dudes but me though those 3somes with one girl is gay.

[SirFritzalot]

http://newsday.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/flav.jpg

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/7/7/3/2/652377_356x237.jpg

http://mynewwebsite.free.fr/Mugshot-michael-jackson.jpg

http://www.tvdance.com/william-hung/william-hung-american-idol-reject.jpg

Just off the top of my head, for no reason at all.

and I can't find a decent pic of rich boy...I hate that mother fucker...

-Fritz:bluu:

[maxx]

wats sad is free knows he's ugly and he still gets bitches....dats bullshit wat girls will do for money..gotta get me a mountain of that shit so i can have wild orgies all night...no dudes but me though those 3somes with one girl is gay.

lol hasnt he only put out one album too? he's just riding rockafella's dick haha.

[white shadow]

because she saw he had a good heart and sou....hahaha just fuckin wit ya..its da money.

Ha ha great timing on that one!:rofl: