SRK - Would you hit it?

[Cowboyday]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v601/2dFighter/ha.jpg

Well?

[BudaFuka]

k.o.

[Cowboyday]

I have a friend who will only sleep with this girl if SRK deems her worthy. Otherwise she's getting the boot. And the stairs.

[TheSix]

Hit it with some sunlight and big head reducer.

[tharimrattler]

Post more pics and I will tell you.

[Septimus Prime]

I need to see the rest of that pic.

[Shade]

Why not.

[thurst]

using my batman-like skills of deduction, i've come to the conclusion that that chick has a massive set of titties and therefore i'd smash without prejudice.

[DaDesiCanadian]

For the love of god, no. That's as much a myspace pic as it gets. If it weren't for the questionably sized titties, i'd say that was a man.

[Grits'N'Gravy]

Looks like Amelie...

Depends on if you dig french guys or not.

Tig ol bitties though.


(I did mean to say guys, I don't find Amelie good looking and that movie sucked)

[DaDesiCanadian]

This girl looks nothing like Audrey Tatou, who is actually not bad looking.

[Cowboyday]

My friend has decided to do it for SRK and provide more pictures. Don't spam me with PMs, I'll keep you updated.

[DaDesiCanadian]

My friend has decided to do it for SRK and provide more pictures. Don't spam me with PMs, I'll keep you updated.

Yes, I would smash. 3 42.86%
No, I remain flacid. 4 57.14%

Seems your boy already had his mind made up. :rofl:

[Cowboyday]

She was texting him like crazy trying for a 6am booty call, then sent him that pic. Time was of the essence! He needed an unbiased third party. Thanks for your input everyone (All seven of you)

[Azrael]

Hold on, let me get this straight.

Some girl is blowing up dude's cell phone, basically all "come fuck me now now NOW!", and he was like "Oh, iono...let me see what the guys on SRK say first..."

-300,000 TMPS.

[RockBogart]

I have a friend who will only sleep with this girl if SRK deems her worthy. Otherwise she's getting the boot. And the stairs.

By this friend you mean you? :rolleyes:

[Stevie White]

Sure, it's not like I have anything else to do today... but I wouldn't enjoy it.

[white shadow]

I would hit it. There's nothing wrong with her as far as I can see.

[orochizoolander]

Shes not super ugly or anything and i don't have high standards at all looks wise but no i would not hit it.

[quiche]

For the love of god, no. That's as much a myspace pic as it gets. If it weren't for the questionably sized titties, i'd say that was a man.QFT

...seriously.

[Zero]

The angle...the pose...the lighting...the lack of detail...

...Indeed, that is a very suspicious pic.

The "friend" made the right move in going though. After all, if she does turn out busted, he can just leave. No big deal.

[Doc Holliday]

Negativo

[nameingway]

her tits look so weird it's gross. her face is too long, too. i'd put a bag on her head or just not tell anyone i fucked her. looks like your friend already loses.

[Shotokan Symphony]

More pics, for chrissakes, no one's going to vote on one shitty myspace pic.

[Chachi]

It's rare that a girl is wanting to fuck at 6am. I would rush in and option select-parry if she's busted, or combo from standing medium dick into super ftw.

[L.one H.iryu S.aga]

...Is that a fucking alien? :confused:

Where them titties at? Where them-Where them titties at?

...SHOW EM!

Where them titties at? Where them-Where them titties at?

...SHOW EM!

[Team Cable]

The girl is good enough looking and has big tits.

Jesus, the high standards with some of these motherfuckers, you'd totally hit it and then high-five your buddies about it.

[Silentness!]

Yeah I'd hit it, but nothing to brag about.

[Night]

Sure. Looks to be nice suckable breasts.

[ruthless_nash]

would only hit if i had nothing better to do...

[starkilled]

Hit it and never tell about that.

[9999]

I would, but that doesnt say much :lol:

[Oni_Ryu]

That is definetly hittable.

You too would make that call if you were getting texts like that at 6am.

Now heres a new question, would you hit it even if you already had a girl? Probably not worth it.

[Chachi]

would only hit if i had nothing better to do...If it's at 6am, you probably don't.

[Manx]

I say no. (I really would, but I just want to cock block that guy)

[Arturozero]

I got awesomed about the so high standars all of you have. She´s not ugly, maybe is not all the cuteness of wathever you are searching in a gal, but isn´t she hot enough?...

I would hit her... and more than once. After all, she asked for it. (Note: if she´s a gal... of course >_> )

[4Play]

I would most definetly smash, from what I saw those tits looked quite suckable.

[Stuckey]

Hell nah. Is that Alanis Morisette?

[GreyFoxx]

Looks like chole from Smallville...hit it because of them candy shaped tata's.

[thurst]

if that turns out to be a dude i'm quitting SRK



...for an hour or two.

[Z!M]

the pic it self looks very decieving. I know a lot of fat ugly chicks who use camera angles to look this and not so fugly. Im not going to say anything until more pics.

If anyone wants proof of theses girls ill upload a myspace pic and then a pic of her at a wedding. trust me its bad.

[ocelot_357]

I'd hit that shit quick with ranch.

[nothing]

Honestly... I think this thread is bullshit... the pick doesn't seem much like a cell phone that she took of herself...

Her left arm is under her breasts...

Her right arm is out of the shot, but looking at her shoulder, it looks like it's down which raises the question of how the fuck she's holding the phone?

She's not looking at the camera/phone... I think that's kinda odd... especially if you're taking a pic of your self...

Would I bang her?
Sure... then I'd give her a shot right to the chin for the knockout...


I still don't think it's a cellphone pic that she took of herself... maybe I'm wrong...

[Arturozero]

the pic it self looks very decieving. I know a lot of fat ugly chicks who use camera angles to look this and not so fugly. Im not going to say anything until more pics.

If anyone wants proof of theses girls ill upload a myspace pic and then a pic of her at a wedding. trust me its bad.


Just do it.... what could get wrong?... all SRK hitting shinshoryuken on you, followed by shinhadoken and juggled with jago kick?...

Bleh... :rofl:

[Chachi]

Just do it.... what could get wrong?... all SRK hitting shinshoryuken on you, followed by shinhadoken and juggled with jago kick?...

Bleh... :rofl:Word. If she turns out to be fat, just go for it anyway and not brag to anyone about it..... well maybe Mycah, but no one else.

[Dasrik]

I vote no, only because if you require SRK's approval to have sex with a girl, killing yourself is the only option.

[BIG BEEF!]

the pic it self looks very decieving. I know a lot of fat ugly chicks who use camera angles to look this and not so fugly. Im not going to say anything until more pics.

If anyone wants proof of theses girls ill upload a myspace pic and then a pic of her at a wedding. trust me its bad.

Go for it dude


I say NO to hitting it unless better pictures are provided but she does look like she got some big tatas

[Vy Low]

Sure why not...

I've hit worse under the influence of alcohol...

It's getting them to stop calling you, thats the real problem.

[white shadow]

(Note: if she´s a gal... of course >_> )

Or both...

[thurst]

i think the OG poster owes this thread some more pics already

[Son Them All]

Hold on, let me get this straight.

Some girl is blowing up dude's cell phone, basically all "come fuck me now now NOW!", and he was like "Oh, iono...let me see what the guys on SRK say first..."

-300,000 TMPS.

And that's bein generous with the deduction. This is the first and only time I'll say this but, fuck SRK, go have sex idiot.

[<---SiNN--->]

pussy has no face.

[Biolink]

Yeah.I have settled for worse before.

[Mavric]

He said hit, not marry. Loosin up people.

[Gasp]

i'd smash that shit hard she looks fit and young those girls need to get shattered

your friend is also a yes homo for caring what other people think about a chick he obviously wants to smash

[CoMpOuNd]

I'd hit it. Not wife it.



breakdance?
word.

[nameingway]

The girl is good enough looking and has big tits.

Jesus, the high standards with some of these motherfuckers, you'd totally hit it and then high-five your buddies about it.

i'm sorry that i don't like fucking dog-women. do i have high standards? no, not really; but i do have some standards. some of you people will fuck anything with a vagina.

damn that thing has tits and a vag!?! I'D HIT IT!!!

[Troyboy's Back!]

Hit It :tup:

[Shotokan Symphony]

Fuck, it's well past 6am, so this thread's moot anyway. Tell us how it went fucking a tranny.

[Lick Me Off]

eh. She dosnt seem ugly to me. I mean, she's not that hot or anything, but she's got an average face and from what it looks like, decent boobs. I'd probably hit it.

[Hokuto Shingo]

I'd hit due to the fact that she seems to have a better rack than my hand does.

[Etcetera]

You need to upload to a different host, I clicked and the picture only loaded like half way.

[Jaldaboath]

Yeah, I like chubby girls.

<---- a.k.a. El Comal. (Let's se if someone gets that one)

[Team Cable]

This thread is now useless without more pics.

[Vy Low]

some of you people will fuck anything with a vagina.

aww, don't be mean...

I draw the line at animals.

[Arsenal]

Yes. IF it was NSA type sex. If she gets all clingly (women usually do after sex) then I'd bail asap.

[Digitalbooty]

Yes - If she knows how to work it my dick.

No - If she is just going to be a worthless piece of flesh.

[Dem-Dem]

After close obeservation of the subject my diagnosis is to have your friend put a leather mask on that can zip the eyes closed. Then beat her snatch until it smooth and creamy let the mixture rest for 15 mins then whip for 2 hour or until she passes out which ever comes first.

[EvilRyuX]

Meh...

Thread needs a better pic angle to really judge, A.K.A, more Ta-Ta pics and less big head.

[EveryFlowerFlow]

nope

[Kuenai]

I agree with Compound and a few others. hit it, not wife it. She's not bad. Seriously. Not that I've hit worse (yet), but any girl that's that decent looking and is texting at 6 for a booty call? That's one horny babe. Tap it and have fun, bro! She's probably gonna work it hard :lovin:

[TheSix]

Looks like chole from Smallville...

Ban. How dare you compare the GODDESS that is sullivan to that.....thing.

[Jaldaboath]

aww, don't be mean...

I draw the line at animals.:tdown:

Real men draw the line at Cthulu.

[1/2Man1/2God]

ummmm no i would not smash dat.

[ray ramos]

after a 12 pck. prolly.

sober, maybe not

[hellhound7]

:rofl: big head reducer :rofl:

[Debaser]

Paper bag assist, triangle jump behind her, and smash.

[locoghoul]

titfuck ftw

[CoMpOuNd]

She looks like a bobblehead toy. PUT HER TOO THE TEST.

word.

[complexz]

i think shes cute

if ur friend wont i certainly will :)

[DriftStar]

Fuck ya with the quickness, T.K.O

[TheSix]

....I thought I had low standards. This is ridiculous. After re-evaluating the picture....I would also hit this bitch with a can "Dick be gone".

[arcticninja]

that picture looks photoshopped. Maybe it's just the perspective of the camera.

but yeah, assuming it isn't fake, I would smash that shit for great justice.

[Zor]

Maybe on a rainy day. I don't know.....it's hard to tell from that pic.

[Ender120]

I think everyone who said no and called the bitch an animal and shit should have to post up pics of what supermodel they were fucking at 6 in the morning.


That bitch would get hit. End of story.


I don't know what kind of fucking Adonis you guys think you are, but if you post on SRK chances are you're fat/asian/ugly or some combination of the three. I doubt most of you have any right to turn down free pussy. Especially when it's calling for you.


Shame on y'all.

[SRKev]

At 6AM...yes.

[FallingEdge]

I think everyone who said no and called the bitch an animal and shit should have to post up pics of what supermodel they were fucking at 6 in the morning.


That bitch would get hit. End of story.


I don't know what kind of fucking Adonis you guys think you are, but if you post on SRK chances are you're fat/asian/ugly or some combination of the three. I doubt most of you have any right to turn down free pussy. Especially when it's calling for you.


Shame on y'all.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Asians ftw.

[Dem-Dem]

ender that's a nice avi!!!!!!!!

[[SLAYER]chaos]

I'd definitely hit that, just remember to wrap your tool very well. If she's calling a random guy at 6am you're gonna have make sure you don't pick up herpes or some shit.

[Will Gotti]

Like Balrog...as long as I get paid!

[Kid Wonder]

I wouldn't hit it worth shit, but I wouldn't chatise you if you wanted to hit it.

(this comment is based on her weird Kokiri Forest lookin picture. where's the other pics and the end results? temp bans should be given out for shit like this)

[Doc Holliday]

This bullshit is still ensuing? Wasn't the deed supposed to be done like 30 hours ago?

[Kid Wonder]

Which is why I originally didn't post, but since I saw it on the first page I figured "why not".

[Alzarath]

I thought more pics were otw.

I am disappointed.

[Jida]

Ban. How dare you compare the GODDESS that is sullivan to that.....thing.

Righteousness.

[p_r0phet]

Yeah I would, that's the type of pussy you beat on a rainy day on a Wednesday after an episode of House.

[Starhammer]

Hold on, let me get this straight.

Some girl is blowing up dude's cell phone, basically all "come fuck me now now NOW!", and he was like "Oh, iono...let me see what the guys on SRK say first..."

-300,000 TMPS.

aw snap!! I thought it was just your random target "would you hit it?" chick. damn the pussy is ALREADY in the bag and he's asking questions? Don't let him go gambling as he seems to not know good luck. he'd probably double-down on an ace and a king at blackjack.

-Starhammer-

[DragonSama]

I'm calling Shenanigans on this. This pic looks like it was fresh off of My-Space and no other pics were forth coming and the OP has not posted since with the aforementioned after pics.

The whole thing was fake from the beginning. Some chick calls him up wanting to ride the wild willy and he asks his friend to post her pick and ask SRK if he should hit it within a couple of hours? Sorry shit just doesn't go down like that.

[1/2Man1/2God]

it don't matter what time of the day it is the bitch is ugly and is not fuckable...thread closed

[Thongboy Bebop]

I'm shallow as hell and from Los Angeles, and I'd STILL likely hit with the quickness. IT'S FREE. What's wrong with you people?

N

[Red-Impact]

I probably would but I'd put a paper bag on her head.

[Doc Holliday]

I'm shallow as hell and from Los Angeles, and I'd STILL likely hit with the quickness. IT'S FREE. What's wrong with you people?

N

Yeah it's free. And it's also atrociously ugly.

Any guy that's saying vagina all feels the same is full of shit in this thread. It's ridiculous. The guys that would pee in this chicks butt are telling me that if the old hag landlady in Kingpin had a vagina that felt like Carmen Electra's, they'd throw it in? Get fucking real. Up your standards people.

[1/2Man1/2God]

I'm shallow as hell and from Los Angeles, and I'd STILL likely hit with the quickness. IT'S FREE. What's wrong with you people?

N

aids is free to...ya want that?:rofl: juss kidding

[Thongboy Bebop]

I dunno, she doesn't seem that ugly to me. I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt body-wise of course, as it's cut out from the picture. What do you see wrong with her though?

N

[Doc Holliday]

I dunno, she doesn't seem that ugly to me. I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt body-wise of course, as it's cut out from the picture. What do you see wrong with her though?

N

Well for starters, she looks like an alien like someone so eloquently pointed out earlier. She's got a long face with buggy eyes. Her hair looks all emo and shit (not say she is, just what it looks like). She's pale as a fucking ghost. Lastly for everyone that's throwing the "awesome set" of tits comment around, she's holding her tits together with one arm giving it the illusion of cleavage and plump/firm mounds. My money says her shit sags like a ziplock bag full of wet mashed potatoes.

Actually the one more thing doesn't even have to do with looks. Like everyone else says, it looks like a webcam pic that was put on myspace thus labelling her with the staple title of "Webcam Whore". Classic case I tell you. I've seen it before man.

This girls trying to be such a charlie tango it's ridiculous. Only problem is she doesn't have the stuff that dreams are made of.

[1/2Man1/2God]

I dunno, she doesn't seem that ugly to me. I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt body-wise of course, as it's cut out from the picture. What do you see wrong with her though?

N

she has a big ass head and face,she's pale and dirty lookin and i can't tell by the picture but i'm betting she has a flat ass.

[Silentness!]

she probably smells like shit.
____

I just wanted to join in on the bandwagon of insulting her. :rofl:

[xYourMasterx]

she probably smells like shit.
____

I just wanted to join in on the bandwagon of insulting her. :rofl:

Same

She kinda looks like rock lee. How could you not want to have sex with rock lee? He's a fucking ninja.

edit: Man, she messed up the eyebrows. She really sucks at cosplay.

[TheSix]

I probably would but I'd put a paper bag on her head and penis.

Fixed.

[Javid]

Only in the ass

[1/2Man1/2God]

she probably smells like shit.
____

I just wanted to join in on the bandwagon of insulting her. :rofl:

Same

She kinda looks like rock lee. How could you not want to have sex with rock lee? He's a fucking ninja.

edit: Man, she messed up the eyebrows. She really sucks at cosplay.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Alucard20]

The girl is good enough looking and has big tits.

Jesus, the high standards with some of these motherfuckers, you'd totally hit it and then high-five your buddies about it.

QFT!

I think everyone who said no and called the bitch an animal and shit should have to post up pics of what supermodel they were fucking at 6 in the morning.


That bitch would get hit. End of story.


I don't know what kind of fucking Adonis you guys think you are, but if you post on SRK chances are you're fat/asian/ugly or some combination of the three. I doubt most of you have any right to turn down free pussy. Especially when it's calling for you.


Shame on y'all.

Also,QFT!:rofl:

[hold dat]

I think everyone who said no and called the bitch an animal and shit should have to post up pics of what supermodel they were fucking at 6 in the morning.


That bitch would get hit. End of story.


I don't know what kind of fucking Adonis you guys think you are, but if you post on SRK chances are you're fat/asian/ugly or some combination of the three. I doubt most of you have any right to turn down free pussy. Especially when it's calling for you.


Shame on y'all.

you speak the turth sir!!!

here's me:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=32413051

with a big ol' head like mine...i gotta take all the pussy i can get. i'd hit it and leave the money on her dresser

[Doc Holliday]

The girl is good enough looking and has big tits.

Jesus, the high standards with some of these motherfuckers, you'd totally hit it and then high-five your buddies about it.

It's not high standards, it's fucking standards period


I think everyone who said no and called the bitch an animal and shit should have to post up pics of what supermodel they were fucking at 6 in the morning.


That bitch would get hit. End of story.


I don't know what kind of fucking Adonis you guys think you are, but if you post on SRK chances are you're fat/asian/ugly or some combination of the three. I doubt most of you have any right to turn down free pussy. Especially when it's calling for you.


Shame on y'all.

Shame on this shit:

http://a252.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/32/l_322f46c15a878a705f8ff6e0b17566d3.jpg

That's the one I fuck at 6 in the morning. Not a supermodel, but definately better than that the slutty mcwhore in the first post.

[hold dat]

better than that the slutty mcwhore in the first post.

slutty mcwhore????

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

but seriously...it's all in the eye of the beholder. different strokes for different folks

[1/2Man1/2God]

slutty mcwhore????

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

but seriously...it's all in the eye of the beholder. different strokes for different folks

naw nigga it's more like ewww gross vs. take anything i can get.

[GambleFiend]

She's cute, so yeah. I'd rate her a 6.5.

[Million]

Of course. Real ugliness is Alek Wek, Barbara Walters, and Whoopi Goldberg. This girl is mildly cute, and thus definitely worthy of Bone™....especially considering those titties. I'll say that's probably a small C-cup or large B she has there....and there's the fact that she's obviously not a big morbidly obese cow of a woman.

The responses are never a surprise though...on this forum, you could post a picture of Salma Hayek, and there will be people going on and on about how she's "ugly" too, and how they would supposedly not hit that.

More pictures, please. I can't give an accurate numerical score with only that picture.