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vansaykeo
03-01-2007, 10:49 AM
HOBART, Ind. - Kevin Russell found out it's not easy trying to cash a check from God. The 21-year-old man was arrested Monday after he tried to cash a check for $50,000 at the Chase Bank in Hobart that was signed "King Savior, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Servant," Hobart police Detective Jeff White said. Russell was charged with one count attempted check fraud and one count intimidation, both felonies, and one count resisting law enforcement, a misdemeanor. He could face prison time.

Police were called to the bank after Russell tried to cash the check, which was written on an invalid Bank One check with no imprint, White said. Russell had several other checks with him that were signed the same way but made out in different dollar amounts, including one for $100,000.

Russell struggled with police as they tried to detain him, White said, and then threatened police as they transported him to the Hobart Police Department.

"I've heard about God giving out eternal life, but this is the first time I've heard of him giving out cash," White said.

No court date has been set for Russell. He was being held Wednesday at the Lake County Jail on a $1,000 bond.

:rofl:
SNAAAAKE
03-01-2007, 10:53 AM
:rofl: ..........:rofl: ...........:rofl:
Return of Shiki
03-01-2007, 10:54 AM
What's in YOUR wallet?
CoMpOuNd
03-01-2007, 10:54 AM
:rofl:... this is just TOO funny.

edit: Link?

word.
Manx
03-01-2007, 11:21 AM
In fraud we trust.
Doc Holliday
03-01-2007, 11:23 AM
I would think God would hook someone up with a little more than 50G. He got low-balled from The Almighty.
CoMpOuNd
03-01-2007, 11:45 AM
well I found the link.. here it is.

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=bizarre&id=5081671

word.
Rhythm1c
03-01-2007, 11:52 AM
So......


I take it this particular bank doesn't think god is real? THE SINNERS LETS BURN IT TO THE GROUND!!!!
MOD
03-01-2007, 12:03 PM
Damn it, I guess this trade in value check God wrote me for my God armor doesn't count...

FUCK!
Biolink
03-01-2007, 12:04 PM
21 years old is too young to be a crackhead
DS
03-01-2007, 12:10 PM
lol

God's bank account probably had insufficient funds. That check bounced quicker than Lucifer being banned to the underworld.
Million
03-01-2007, 12:46 PM
Everyone knows God was never good with money...that's why the cover charge for church is a bitch.

Really, how could he have imagined he would get away with this?
BananaWeed
03-01-2007, 01:16 PM
LOL The fact that he even thought that he could get away with it is hilarious. Maybe it was a joke? ;)
Fir
03-01-2007, 01:18 PM
lololol

That guy is awesome.
PcLanAdmin2
03-01-2007, 01:22 PM
I thought this was fake until I googled it. Holy crap, that guy's a dumbass. Jesus Christ, what was that guy thinking. For God's sake, what a stupid thing to do.
Shade
03-01-2007, 01:34 PM
Too good.
N-Ken
03-01-2007, 01:36 PM
I thought this was fake until I googled it. Holy crap, that guy's a dumbass. Jesus Christ, what was that guy thinking. For God's sake, what a stupid thing to do.

lol vn

Did they cash it?
TheSix
03-01-2007, 01:40 PM
Just what he gets for not serving the real true only god - Shao Kahn!

Not worthy, am I.
final_cut
03-01-2007, 01:46 PM
Did you hear that story about the guy who cashed one of those fake checks they send you trying to get you to take out a loan? He just signed it and put it in an ATM, and after a long battle with the banks, he got to keep like 100 thousand or something.
xero15
03-01-2007, 01:54 PM
so is God gonna pay his bail money?
Jaldaboath
03-01-2007, 03:28 PM
That guy fails @ Divine Intervention.
Penguin
03-01-2007, 04:04 PM
You mean when I go to cash that $2m its not going to work?
Wtf God.... wtf.....
BananaWeed
03-01-2007, 05:01 PM
Did you hear that story about the guy who cashed one of those fake checks they send you trying to get you to take out a loan? He just signed it and put it in an ATM, and after a long battle with the banks, he got to keep like 100 thousand or something.

Link?
Carpet Lint
03-01-2007, 05:03 PM
Just what he gets for not severing the real true only god - Shao Kahn!
What the fuck is wrong with you?
VG Emblem
03-01-2007, 05:06 PM
I'd imagine God would get mad, nay, insulted if you tried to sever him in any way with a mortal weapon. Maybe some type of dark weapon, though....
TheSix
03-01-2007, 05:19 PM
What the fuck is wrong with you?

:rofl: I dunno. Hella late edit.
Carpet Lint
03-01-2007, 06:49 PM
And now no one will ever know.

It will be a treasured secret between us forever.
Phobos
03-02-2007, 09:41 AM
Jesus Christ, what is wrong with people.