What's on your news?

[Nick T.]

Ok, I want to see where this goes

Last semester in my COM class we did this thing where we watch the news and wrote each story title and figured out how much of it was actual news and nothing retarded (celebrity gossip BS). Now, we all know the majority of news is BS, but i'm curious how it breaks down and who gets what reported to them at certain locations.

What I remember was something about:

Underwater Ice Hockey in Germany or some shit
So You Think You Can Dance BS
Tornado Rips Through an Alabama HS
Weather


How about you guys??

[Nu.]

Snow storm watch.
Snow storm watch.
Snow storm turns to freezing ice rain.

There's other shit but that's all I care to say.

[Taichi]

"It was supposed to get warm, but suddenly Canada turned their weather machine on again."

[brokenstep]

"Someone got murdered. A store was robbed. Horrible things are happening in Iraq, but it's okay."

[MOD]

"Well is seems that more fucked up shit happened in South East DC today, lets go to someone who isn't there to explain"